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THANK YOU GUYS FOR HELPING ME
TAKE MY MOM OUT FOR BREAKFAST.
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IT'S KIND OF WEIRD
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THAT SHE CAN'T LEAVE REHAB
WITHOUT THE POLICE.
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HEY, IF MY MOM DRINKS
OR USES AGAIN,
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DO THEY KICK HER OUT OF A.A.?
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IF THEY KICKED EVERYBODY OUT
WHO FELL OFF THE WAGON,
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TRUST ME, THOSE MEETINGS
WOULD GET REALLY SMALL.
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LOOK, KID, SEEING HOW YOUR MOM
IS COMING UP ON TWO MONTHS
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AND HEARING HOW
SHE WANTS TO STAY IN RECOVERY,
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I THINK SHE SAID A LOT
OF THE RIGHT THINGS.
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MY PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE...
STAY POSITIVE!
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OKAY, THEN.
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THINKING POSITIVE,
I-I SHOULD GET A JOB.
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HOW DOES THAT RELATE?
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
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JOBS BUILD CHARACTER.
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DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT MY FIRST JOB?
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CABIN BOY
ON THE MAYFLOWER?
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OH, NO...
DISHWASHER AT THE LAST SUPPER.
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LAUGH IT UP.
LAUGH IT UP.
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BUT I GREW UP IN THE...
UH, IN THE '60s.
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THOSE WERE THE DAYS,
MY FRIENDS.
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YEAH. PROVENZA.
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Lieutenant Provenza?
Captain Baird, West L.A.
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How you doing, Louie?
You sound a little down.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
NO WORSE THAN USUAL.
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UH, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
CAPTAIN BAIRD?
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Well, we may have a murder
at 1050 South Mapleton...
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very pricy part of town.
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Could you check it out for us?
1050 SOUTH MAPLETON.
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YES, SIR. WE'RE ON IT.
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WAIT. SO, JUST LIKE THAT,
WE TURN AROUND?
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WELL, CAPTAIN BAIRD
GIVES US ORDERS, WE FOLLOW THEM,
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EVEN IF WE CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER
WHO HE IS AT THE MOMENT.
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AND YOUR FIRST NAME
IS LOUIE?
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UNLESS YOU OUTRANK ME
OR I DIVORCED YOU,
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MY FIRST NAME
IS LIEUTENANT.
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TAKE A LEFT UP HERE,
FLYNN.
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I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
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OKAY, NO CRIME-SCENE TAPE,
NO PATROL.
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WHERE'S THE ROLLOUT?
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MAYBE THEY GOT FRIGHTENED OFF
BY THE LANDSCAPING.
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LOOK. IT'S TRIGGER.
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HEY, GUYS, THANKS
FOR GETTING HERE SO QUICKLY!
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CAPTAIN BAIRD?
THAT'S THAT DICK TRACY LUNATIC.
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I THOUGHT HE WAS
IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHO IS THAT GUY?
SOME NUTCASE WHO LIKES
TO IMPERSONATE COPS.
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BACK UP, FLYNN. I AM NOT DEALING
WITH THIS GUY AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
MAYBE THERE'S TROUBLE.
NO, NO, NO.
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F-FLYNN, DO NOT ROLL DOWN
THAT WINDOW.
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F-FLYNN, DO NOT
LEAN YOUR HEAD OUT THERE.
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FLYNN, I AM ORDERING YOU
NOT TO LET HIM TALK TO US!
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LIEUTENANT PROVENZA,
YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
DAMN IT!
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GLAD I HELD ON
TO YOUR NUMBER.
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LIEUTENANT FLYNN.
GOOD MORNING, YOUNG MAN.
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CAPTAIN BAIRD, CHIEF
OF SECURITY, BREWSTER ESTATE.
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GUYS, THIS IS SAD,
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BUT WE GOT A BODY HERE...
13-YEAR-OLD MALE.
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IT'S ONE OF THE WORST MURDERS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE
ANOTHER OF YOUR DELUSIONS.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T WORRY, LOUIE.
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I-I'M NOT DICK TRACY
ANYMORE.
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I'M JUST PLAIN, OLD
CAPTAIN JONATHAN BAIRD.
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A VERY IMPORTANT PART
OF MY THERAPY
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HAS BEEN EMBRACING
MY REAL NAME.
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ANYWAY, HOP IN.
I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE VICTIM.
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- WAIT IN THE CAR.
- NO PROBLEM.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE A WITNESS
IN ANOTHER MURDER TRIAL.
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THAT'S FOR SURE.
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NONE OF THESE ARE
THE REAL STATUE OF "DAVID."
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BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT...
GOOD LIKENESSES.
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I PUT THE SWIMSUITS ON THE ONES
AROUND THE POOL MYSELF.
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NORMALLY,
DRIVING BY ALL THIS ART...
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THE SCULPTURES,
THE STUFFED ANIMALS, THE NEON...
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LIFTS MY SPIRITS,
BUT NOT TODAY.
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NOT TODAY.
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ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
HERE WE ARE,
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THE END
OF A VERY SAD RIDE.
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ARE YOU TELLING ME...
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THAT YOU CALLED US OUT HERE
FOR A DEAD DOG?
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WELL,
HE'S NOT JUST DEAD.
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HE'S A MURDER VICTIM,
AND IT HAPPENED RECENTLY, TOO.
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LOOK. HE'S STILL IN RIGOR,
OKAY?
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AND WHERE HE THREW UP,
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THE VOMIT HAS
NOT ALL DRIED AWAY YET.
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HEY, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
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THAT DOG... FALCON...
HE'S IN THE NEWS.
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THIS IS
THE $20 MILLION DOGHOUSE.
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HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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THAT'S THE MALTESE
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THAT SOME CRAZY LADY
MADE THE HEIR TO HER ESTATE.
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SHE HAD SOME
FAMILY SHIPPING FORTUNE.
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WHAT'S HER NAME?
MARCELLA BREWSTER.
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AND I HAVE REASON
TO BELIEVE
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THAT MARCELLA AND FALCON
DIED THE SAME WAY.
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AND I CAN PROVE IT.
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UH... LOOKS LIKE
THE SEARCH PARTY'S BACK.
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ONE MOMENT, GUYS.
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IT'S THE WORST PART
OF THE JOB.
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OH, I'M GETTING
A LITTLE WORRIED, CAPTAIN.
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WE'VE LOOKED ALL THROUGH
THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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AND WE CAN'T FIND FALCON
ANYWHERE.
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THANK YOU, MR. KLEINER.
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I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP
AND THE EFFORTS OF EVERYONE
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WHO'S GATHERED
TO FIND OUR LITTLE GUY
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AND BRING HIM
SAFELY HOME.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
IT IS MY SAD DUTY TO INFORM YOU
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THAT, AT APPROXIMATELY
10:15 A.M.,
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I DISCOVERED OUR BELOVED FALCON
BENEATH A ROW OF SUCCULENTS,
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DEAD UNDER SUSPICIOUS
CIRCUMSTANCES.
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NOW, I KNOW THAT THIS WAS
NOT THE HOPED-FOR OUTCOME,
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BUT THE POLICE ARE HERE
TO INVESTIGATE.
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I THANK YOU ALL
FOR YOUR SYMPATHY AND SUPPORT,
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AND I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
IF I DON'T SEE YOU OUT.
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OH, WE'RE...
WE'RE SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
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I TOOK CARE OF HIM SOME
WHEN MARCELLA USED TO TRAVEL,
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AND FALCON WAS A...
A... A... A... A...
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...A V... A VERY GOOD DOG.
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HE WAS.
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THANK YOU FOR THAT,
MR. KLEINER.
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DID THIS MARCELLA BREWSTER
HAVE ANY LIVING RELATIVES?
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A GREAT-NIECE
AND A GREAT-NEPHEW,
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BUT FALCON
WAS HER REAL FAMILY.
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EVER SINCE MARCELLA DIED,
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THAT POOR DOG HAS HAD
ONE SHOCK AFTER ANOTHER...
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DEATH THREATS ONLINE
AND IN THE MAIL.
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AND I WAS HIRED
TO PROTECT HIM.
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AND I LET FALCON DOWN.
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SO, FOR ME,
THIS JUST GOT PERSONAL.
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MNH-MNH-MNH.
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OKAY, HERE'S WHAT
I THINK HAPPENED.
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NOW, BY THE END,
MARCELLA WAS SO SICK,
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SHE COULD ONLY EAT EGGS
AND IMPORTED CRAB CAKES,
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DOZENS OF WHICH
ARE LEFT OVER IN THE FREEZER.
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NOW, WHEN WE RAN OUT
OF FRESH VENISON LAST NIGHT,
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I SERVED FALCON
A THAWED-OUT CRAB CAKE.
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HE ATE HALF OF IT, OKAY?
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AND THEN HE WENT OUT THROUGH
THIS DOGGY DOOR
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TO DO HIS BUSINESS,
AND HE NEVER CAME BACK.
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WELL, W-WAIT A MINUTE.
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT WHOEVER KILLED THIS DOG
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ALSO MURDERED
MARCELLA BREWSTER?
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I KILLED THE DOG.
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OKAY. THAT'S IT. TURN AROUND.
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
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WHAT? WHY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
SHUT UP. JUST...
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COME ON. LET'S GO.
I CALLED YOU GUYS!
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS EXCEPT FOR ME!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
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YES, I KILLED THE DOG, YES,
BUT THE MURDERER
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IS WHOEVER
POISONED THE CRAB CAKES.
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WHAT AM I UNDER ARREST FOR,
ANYWAY?
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SO FAR,
IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER,
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ANIMAL CRUELTY, AND WE
HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKEN YET AB...
HOLD ON.
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HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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LET'S ALL TAKE
A GIANT STEP BACK.
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FLYNN, PROVENZA,
IS IT TRUE YOU GUYS
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DRAGGED THIS SECURITY GUARD
OFF MARCELLA BREWSTER'S ESTATE
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AND LEFT HER DEAD DOG
BEHIND IN THE BUSHES?
YES!
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NO.
WE BROUGHT
THE LITTLE FELLA BACK WITH US.
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IN AN ACTUAL DOGGY BAG.
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WE ALSO HAVE
ONE HALF-EATEN CRAB CAKE,
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A FREEZER FULL
OF FROZEN ONES,
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AND MORE THAN A LITTLE
CANINE VOMIT.
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DO YOU REALIZE
HOW MUCH MARCELLA BREWSTER
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LEFT
THE LAPD MEMORIAL FUND?
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MILLIONS... ANNUALLY!
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AND NOW HER ATTORNEYS
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ARE THREATENING
TO CUT OFF THOSE FUNDS
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BECAUSE YOU BRUTALIZED
HER SECURITY GUARD.
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UNCUFF HIM. NOW!
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HA!
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CHIEF, MAYBE
SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW...
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THIS SECURITY GUARD
IS DICK TRACY.
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LAST TIME
WE RAN INTO DICK,
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HE PRETENDED
TO BE A HOMICIDE DETECTIVE,
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LEFT THE SCENE OF A MURDER
WITH CRUCIAL EVIDENCE,
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AND IMPERSONATED FLYNN,
PROVENZA, AND CHIEF POPE.
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VERY SUCCESSFULLY,
I MIGHT ADD.
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I'VE READ THE FILE
ON THAT CASE,
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AND IT SAYS MR. BAIRD HERE...
LET'S USE HIS REAL.
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MR. BAIRD HELPED
THE LAPD SOLVE A MURDER.
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OH, COME ON!
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DON'T TELL ME YOU BELIEVE
WHAT'S IN THAT FILE!
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LIEUTENANT PROVENZA,
ARE YOU SAYING
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THAT THIS PRIOR CASE REPORT
INVOLVING MR. BAIRD
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WAS FALSIFIED?
FALSIFIED?
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IT WASN'T... FALSIFIED.
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THERE'S SOME
WORDING ISSUES... MAYBE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT WORDING ISSUES?
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I WROTE EVERY SYLLABLE
OF THAT REPORT
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WITH A METICULOUS ATTENTION
TO DETAIL.
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YOU WROTE THE LAPD REPORT?
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HOLD ON!
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INSTEAD OF REHASHING THE PAST,
LET'S THANK MR. BAIRD
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FOR BRINGING TO OUR ATTENTION
A POSSIBLE MURDER,
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FOLLOW UP ON HIS CLAIMS,
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AND I WILL OFFICIALLY APOLOGIZE
FOR ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
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AND I FORGIVE YOU.
COME ON. COME ON.
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YES. AND I FORGIVE YOU.
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HMM? OKAY?
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AND YOU.
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CAPTAIN,
GET THIS MURDER DONE RIGHT
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BECAUSE I HAVE
NO INTENTION OF ALLOWING
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OUR MEMORIAL FUND
TO LOSE BREWSTER'S MILLIONS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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ALL RIGHT, MR. BAIRD...
LET'S START OVER.
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SINCE THIS IS NOW
A MURDER INVESTIGATION,
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WE HOPE YOU CAN GIVE US SOME
OF THE RELEVANT DETAILS.
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OF COURSE.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
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WHEN DID YOU START WORKING
FOR MS. BREWSTER?
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UH... GOSH.
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SEE, THAT I CAN'T SAY.
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EXCUSE ME?
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YEAH, I'M FORBIDDEN
FROM TALKING ABOUT MY BOSS...
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CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT,
IRONCLAD, SORRY.
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MS. BREWSTER'S DEAD,
SO WHO'S YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?
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AGAIN, THAT'S A BIG NO-NO.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO PAYS YOU
FOR LIVING IN A MANSION
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AND NOT TAKING
VERY GOOD CARE OF A DOG?
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WHOA. HEY, THAT HURTS. I DIDTHE BEST I COULD FOR FALCON.
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YOU KNOW, LISTENING TO HIM
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
AND MY CONFIDENTIALITYAGREEMENT
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IMMEDIATELY TRANSFERREDTO MY NEW EMPLOYER...REALLY HORRIBLE MEMORIES.
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00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,730
THE MOMENT THAT MS. BREWSTER
WAS DECLARED DEAD.YOU HAD TO TALK TO HIM.
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AND I CAN TELL YOUEVERYTHING I DID FOR FALCON,
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OR WE CAN TALK ABOUT MY DUTIES
AT THE ESTATE,
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00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,235
LIKE TURNING ON
THE GIANT NEON LIGHTS AT NIGHT,
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BRUSHING
THE STUFFED HORSES...
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00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,106
BUT YOU CAN'T SAY
FOR WHOM.
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00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,841
THAT IS CORRECT.
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00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,410
AND LISTEN, I AM EVERY BIT
AS IRRITATED BY THIS SITUATION
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AS YOU ARE
BECAUSE I POSSESS INFORMATION
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00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,282
THAT COULD BE VITAL TO MOVING
YOUR INVESTIGATION FORWARD.
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IF ONLY WE COULD...
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00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,987
GUESS THE PROPER LINEOF INQUIRY?
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00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,588
WHAT IS THIS,
20 QUESTIONS?
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00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,823
OKAY, WELL,
WHAT WERE SOME
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OF YOUR OTHER DUTIES
AROUND THE HOUSE?
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00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,793
NO. YOU'RE COLD...
VERY COLD.
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00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,196
HOW OFTEN DID YOU TAKE THE DOG
OUT FOR A WALK?
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COLDER.
ICY, EVEN, JUST... BRR-RR-RR!
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00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,301
OKAY, IF THIS WAS A JOB,
HOW DID YOU GET PAID?
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00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,136
HOT! SCORCHING HOT!
OH!
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00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,471
I WOULD EVEN SAY
THAT YOU ARE
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RIGHT ON THE MONEY.HOW DO I GET PAID?
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00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,410
OKAY, SO, THAT CRAB CAKE
THAT DICK TRACY FED THE DOG,
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00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,946
SIR, WAS SHOT THROUGH
WITH ARSENIC.
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT,OF COURSE.
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00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,416
CRAP. DICK WAS TELLING
THE TRUTH ABOUT FALCON.
BUT IF YOU SUBPOENAMY BANK RECORDS...
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JUST HOLD ON.
ARSENIC?
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00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,286
WELL,
WHERE'S THE OLD LACE?
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00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,622
W-WHO USES ARSENIC
IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
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00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,591
I'LL CALL
THE CORONER'S OFFICE, SIR,
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GET THEM STARTED
ON EXHUMING MS. BREWSTER'S BODY.
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00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:02,961
AH, I THINK
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
253
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,930
MS. BREWSTER WAS CREMATED
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DEATH.
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00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,532
"MARCELLA BREWSTER.
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YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU,
SO I'M COMING BACK FOR IT."
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00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,372
HOW ARE WE GOING TO PROVE
ARSENIC POISONING WITH THIS?
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00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,374
CHECK MY CHECKS, CRIMESTOPPERS.
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00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,643
THE CASE WILLPRACTICALLY SOLVE ITSELF.
259
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,717
SO, THE GOOD NEWS IS
LIEUTENANT FLYNN SAID
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IT LOOKS LIKE
MY MOM'S GONNA MAKE IT.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
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00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,820
I ALSO SAID
IT'S A DAY-TO-DAY THING.
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00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,690
BUT WHEN SHE GETS OUT OF REHAB
AND MOVES INTO A HALFWAY HOUSE,
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SHE'S GOING TO NEED SUPPORT,
FINANCIALLY.
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00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,729
LOOK, I-I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
SOONER OR LATER, RIGHT?
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00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,864
IT'S AN INCREDIBLY
GENEROUS THOUGHT.
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00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,501
I THINK ANDY MAY HAVE
SOME INSIGHT HERE.
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00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,371
IF YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA STAY
SOBER, SHE'S GONNA NEED TO LEARN
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00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,773
HOW TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR HERSELF.
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00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,775
YEAH, YEAH,
BUT I WANT TO HELP HER
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00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,144
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR HERSELF.
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00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,214
LET'S TRY THIS... DOWNLOAD SOME
PART-TIME JOB APPLICATIONS,
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00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,651
WEEKEND WORK ONLY, AND LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU'RE QUALIFIED TO DO.
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00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,953
SO, YES?
SO, MAYBE.
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MARCELLA BREWSTER, BORN 1924,
DIED MAY 11, 2014,
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AND THIS IS HER MALTESE,
FALCON.
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LAST YEAR,
MS. BREWSTER'S FORTUNE
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00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,803
WAS ESTIMATED
AT $300 MILLION.
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MARCELLA'S
ONLY HUMAN HEIRS...
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00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,973
GREAT-NEPHEW
CARTER BRADFORD
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00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,342
AND GREAT-NIECE
DEVIN BREWSTER DUNCAN...
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WERE GIVEN $1,000 EACH.
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00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,645
WHY ONLY $1,000?
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00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,647
LEAVING A TOKEN AMOUNT
TO AN HEIR
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00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,283
IS ONE WAY TO PREVENT A WILL
FROM BEING CHALLENGED IN COURT.
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00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,452
UNSURPRISINGLY,
CARTER AND DEVIN
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00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,688
HAVE LAWSUITS ALREADY PENDING,
ANYWAY.
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00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,690
THE BULK OF THE ESTATE
WAS LEFT TO BE MANAGED
288
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,391
BY E.M. HOLDINGS
INTERNATIONAL,
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00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,726
WHO HAVE BEEN PAYING
MR. BAIRD...
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00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,429
A.K.A. DICK TRACY...
FOR MONTHS.
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00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,598
SO WE CAN ASSUME
THAT E.M. HOLDINGS MAINTAINS
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00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,534
THE CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT
THAT MR. BAIRD SIGNED.
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00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,669
MAYBE THEY'RE
INCORPORATED ABROAD.
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00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,871
I'LL RUN THE NAME
THROUGH INTERPOL
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00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,272
AND SEE
WHAT THEY COME UP WITH.
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00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,808
JULIO,
WHAT ABOUT THE CRAB CAKES?
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00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,510
AH,
SPECIALTY ITEM, MA'AM,
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00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,311
MANUFACTURED
BY PROSPECT BAY CRABS
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00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,013
AND SHIPPED FROZEN
FROM BALTIMORE.
300
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,015
OKAY, SO,
WHOEVER POISONED THE CRAB CAKES
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00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,551
HAD TO HAVE HAD ACCESS
TO MS. BREWSTER'S KITCHEN.
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00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,420
WHILE WE CAN'T CONFIRM
MARCELLA WAS POISONED
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00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,257
WITHOUT A TISSUE SAMPLE,
THIS IS INTERESTING.
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00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,626
HMM?
MARCELLA'S MEDICAL RECORDS SHOW
THAT SHE'D BEEN SUFFERING
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00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,195
FROM AN ACUTE
PROMYELOCYTIC LEUKEMIA,
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00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,229
A CANCER
OF THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS.
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00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,898
GOD.
CAN WE AUDIT THIS COURSE?
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00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,601
ONE OF THE TREATMENTS FOR APL
IS ARSENIC TRIOXIDE,
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00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,170
WHICH SHE'D BEEN TAKING
INTRAVENOUSLY.
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00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,172
YOU KNOW,
IF THE KILLER KNEW THAT MARCELLA
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WAS ON AN ARSENIC-BASED DRUG,
MAYBE HE OR SHE THOUGHT
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THAT BY ADDING MORE POISON
TO HER DIET,
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IT WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWED UP
AT THE AUTOPSY.
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00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,282
I'VE CONTACTED
MARCELLA'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN,
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00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,617
A DR. ENRIQUE CABRERA.
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00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,887
NOW, IN THE ABSENCE OF A BODY,
DR. CABRERA MAY HAVE
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A LEFTOVER BLOOD SAMPLE
PROVING OUR VICTIM WAS POISONED.
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00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,825
DR. CABRERA, HUH?
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00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,194
YEAH, WELL, HE SIGNED
THE OLD LADY'S DEATH CERTIFICATE
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AT 8:12 P.M.
ON MAY 11th,
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00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,098
BUT THE POLICE
DIDN'T GET THERE UNTIL 9:35,
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AFTER THE BODY
HAD ALREADY BEEN REMOVED.
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00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,102
OH, W-WAIT,
THAT'S NOT STANDARD PROCEDURE.
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00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,305
THE BODY WAS REMOVED
BEFORE OUR GUYS GOT THERE?
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00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,806
WHO THE HELL DID THAT?
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00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,509
IT JUST SAYS
"RELEASED TO FUNERAL HOME,"
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00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,212
WHERE SHE WAS
CONVENIENTLY INCINERATED.
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00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:11,282
OUR PERSONAL PHYSICIAN
HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
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00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:15,119
HOW DOES ONE
E-EXPLAIN DEATH?
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00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,922
USUALLY WITH AN AUTOPSY,
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00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,924
WHICH WE'RE UNABLE TO DO
IN THIS CASE.
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00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,026
HOW LONG WAS MARCELLA
UNDER YOUR CARE?
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00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,696
THREE GLORIOUS YEARS.
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00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,266
I MISS HER
LIKE I DO MY FIRST WIFE.
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00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:33,638
DID YOU DISCUSS MARCELLA'S
LEUKEMIA TREATMENT WITH ANYONE?
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00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,974
I'M PREVENTED FROM THATBY FEDERAL STATUTE.
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00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,642
SO YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNEW
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00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,345
ABOUT THE COMPOUNDS
IN HER CHEMOTHERAPY.
I DOUBT IT.
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00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,714
MS. BREWSTER LIKED TO TALK
TO ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN
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00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,782
ABOUT HER HEALTH...
AND ABOUT HER MONEY.
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00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,785
HOW MANY TIMES DID I HAVE TO
ATTEST TO THE WOMAN'S SANITY
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00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,954
BECAUSE SHE WANTED
TO VIDEO A NEW WILL?
343
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:53,992
EVERY OTHER DAY,
SHE CHANGED THE TERMS,
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00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,094
EXCEPT FOR LEAVING
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00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,795
THAT DETESTABLE MALTESE, FALCON,
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00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,331
HER HOUSE PLUS $20 MILLION.
347
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,468
I MEAN,
THE DOG IS... CUTE...
348
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,536
BUT STILL.
349
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,906
THE DOCTOR HAS
NO ARREST RECORD, MA'AM,
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00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,108
BUT HE DEFINITELY KNEW
SHE WAS INGESTING ARSENIC.
WHILE SHE WASUNDER YOUR CARE,
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00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,310
DID YOU TAKE OR ORDERANY BLOOD TESTS?OF COURSE.
352
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,312
MAYBE HE WAS NAMED
A BENEFICIARY
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00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,980
OF ONE OF MARCELLA'S
VIDEO WILLS.
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00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:19,284
WELL, THEY SHOULD ALL BE A
MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD BY NOW.
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00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,352
I'LL GO LOOK.
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00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,889
I ASSURE YOU MS. BREWSTER
DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES,
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00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,724
DESPITE
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE
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00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,627
WHO WOULD HAVE LOVED
TO STRANGLE HER IN HER SLEEP.
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00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,264
TOWARD THE END, DID YOU NOTICE
AN ABRUPT DECLINE?
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00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,100
WELL, AS DECLINES GO,
DEATH IS FAIRLY EXTREME.
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00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,971
YES, BUT, SADLY, DURING HER LAST
FEW DAYS HERE ON EARTH,
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00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:44,842
MARCELLA REFUSED MY CARE
AND HAD HER SECURITY GUARD,
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00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,379
CAPTAIN BAIRD,
ESCORT ME OFF THE PROPERTY.
364
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,150
ONLY WHEN SHE WAS PASSING
FROM THIS WORLD TO THE NEXT
DID I RECEIVE A CALL.
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00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,853
I RUSHED TO HER SIDE, NATURALLY,
BUT BY THE TIME I GOT THERE,
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00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:59,023
ALL I COULD DO
WAS WHISPER A SAD...
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00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:05,396
"ADIOS, ANCIANA...
ADIOS."
368
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,199
OH, AND SIGN
THE DEATH CERTIFICATE.
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00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,735
CAN YOU EXPLAIN
WHY YOU RELEASED THE BODY
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00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,503
FOR REMOVAL
BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVED?
371
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,871
THAT WAS NOT ME.
372
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,574
AFTER I PERFORMED
MY PROFESSIONAL DUTIES,
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00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,743
THEY IMMEDIATELY
REMOVED HER BODY.
374
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,346
THEY REMOVED THE BODY?
WHO ARE "THEY"?
375
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,881
WELL, THE SAME PEOPLEWHO HAD TAKEN OVER HER LIFE
376
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,951
AND HIRED THAT LOATHSOMECAPTAIN BAIRD.
377
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,621
THEY CALLED THEMSELVESETERNAL MEADOWS.
378
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,790
ETERNAL MEADOWS?
E.M.
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00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,060
THAT'S THE CORPORATION
SHE LEFT MOST OF HER MONEY.
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00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,929
YES. THEY SOUND LIKE A CULT,
DON'T THEY?
381
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,098
YOU SEE, I THOUGHT PERHAPS,
AS SHE REACHED THE END,
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00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:47,338
MARCELLA DECIDED TO FIND GOD
BEFORE GOD COULD FIND HER.
383
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,508
THAT IS OFTEN THE WAY.
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00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,212
- LIFE IN ALL ITS WONDER SEEMS- FULL OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.
385
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,448
BUT WHAT IFIT WERE TRULY ENDLESS?
386
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:01,319
ETERNAL MEADOWS OFFERS,THROUGH ADVANCED CRYONICS,
387
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,123
THE CHANCE OF MAKING INFINITELIFE EXTENSION A REALITY.
388
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,291
OUR STATE-OF-THE-ARTFREEZING CHAMBERS
389
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:13,064
ARE SECURED AROUND THE CLOCK,ASSURING YOUR ENDURING FUTURE.
390
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,932
JONATHAN,
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY,
391
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,934
IF MARCELLA BREWSTER
WAS CREMATED,
392
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,469
SHE WAS REMOVED
FROM HER HOME
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00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,806
BY A COMPANY
THAT FREEZES BODIES?
394
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:25,276
ETERNAL MEADOWS
DOESN'T FREEZE BODIES.
395
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,677
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
396
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,012
AND I HAVE SAID
TOO MUCH ALREADY.
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00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,214
UH, IF I MAY, CAPTAIN.
LISTEN, DICK.
398
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,818
IN ORDER TO PROVE THE POISONING,
WE HAVE TO HAVE A TISSUE SAMPLE.
399
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,953
YEAH, AND THE BODY WAS CREMATED.
I GET IT.
400
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:41,225
BUT IF YOU PEOPLE COULD
JUST THINK IT THROUGH, HUH?
401
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,693
HMM?
402
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:46,564
ETERNAL MEADOWS
FREEZES PEOPLE'S HEADS?!
403
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,965
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
DO THEY?
404
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,835
OKAY. WHY WOULD SHE NOT PRESERVE
HER ENTIRE SELF?
405
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,171
BECAUSE WITH STEM-CELL ADVANCES,
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HEAD
406
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,339
ATTACHED TO A YOUNGER BODY
WHEN THEY THAW YOU OUT.
407
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,009
WELL, YOU CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT LOGIC.
408
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,777
HOW ON EARTH
COULD YOU WORK
409
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,979
FOR A COMPANY
LIKE ETERNAL MEADOWS?
410
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,848
WELL, HOW ABOUT, THEY WERE
THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH
411
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,416
WHO WOULD HIRE ME?
412
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,951
WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER THING
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING.
413
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,820
BUT IF WE'RE GONNA
PROVE POISONING,
414
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,321
I NEED TO GET
A SEARCH WARRANT
415
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,491
FOR MARCELLA BREWSTER'S
FROZEN HEAD.
416
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,792
YEAH, WELL,
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.
417
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,294
NOW, I CAN'T GO WITH YOU
TO ETERNAL MEADOWS
418
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,129
BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD KNOW
WHO GAVE YOU THE TIP-OFF,
419
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,798
BUT I HAVE DRAWN A BLUEPRINT
OF THEIR FACILITIES
420
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,999
AS BEST I COULD REMEMBER.
421
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,601
NOW, WHEN YOU ARRIVE
AT THIS DOOR,
422
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,269
IT'S LABELED
"HERMETICALLY SEALED,"
423
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,673
AND I WANT YOU TO THINK
OF THESE FIVE NUMBERS.
424
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:32,243
AND THINK OF THEM...
IN THIS ORDER.
425
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,014
GOOD LORD.
426
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:42,086
TWO GROWN MEN GOING
TO APPREHEND A FROZEN HEAD.
427
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,789
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
ABOUT IMMORTALITY
428
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,291
YOU'D LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN?
429
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,293
WELL, I GET THE PART ABOUT
WHERE YOU CHOP OFF OUR HEADS
430
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,996
AND PUT THEM ON ICE
AND WE LIVE FOREVER,
431
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,699
BUT, UH,
WHAT'S A PERPETUAL TRUST?
432
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,200
WELL,
AS I'M SURE YOU'D AGREE,
433
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,969
THE LAST THING
ANYONE WOULD EVER WANT
434
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,471
IS TO WAKE UP IN THE FUTURE
WITH NO MONEY IN THE BANK,
435
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,641
SO WE MANAGE YOUR ASSETS FOR YOU
WHILE YOU'RE RESTING.
436
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,143
FOR FREE?
I WISH!
437
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,145
OUR ELECTRICITY BILL
IS THROUGH THE ROOF.
438
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,480
IT'S REALLY COLD BACK THERE!
439
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,483
NO, BUT WE ONLY CHARGE
YOUR TRUST 5% A YEAR,
440
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,952
WHICH IS VERY CLOSE
TO THE YIELD.
HMM.
441
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,954
SO, IF ONE
OF YOUR CUSTOMERS...
442
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,823
SAY, MARCELLA BREWSTER,
FOR EXAMPLE...
443
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,693
GAVE YOU $300 MILLION,
ETERNAL MEADOWS WOULD COLLECT...
444
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:26,664
WOW... $15 MILLION A YEAR
FOREVER...
445
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,334
FOR KEEPING HER DEAD HEAD
IN A CAN?
446
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,670
WE OPERATE UNDER STRICT
CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENTS.
447
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,474
I CAN'T DISCUSS INDIVIDUAL
CLIENTS OR THEIR FINANCES.
448
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,909
EVEN WITH POLICE?
449
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,213
HERE'S A WARRANT
FOR EVERYTHING
450
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,782
THAT IS LEFT
OF MARCELLA BREWSTER.
451
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,085
WAIT!
YOU GOT THE MAP
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!
452
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,254
NO, I DON'T! THE FREEZERS
ARE DOWN HERE TO THE LEFT.
453
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,957
PLEASE STOP.
YEAH, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING
OUR PARKING VALIDATED NOW.
454
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,459
YOU CAN'T GO BACK THERE!
OH, MY GOD!
455
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,996
STOP. YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
YOU TWO ARE TRESPASSING.
456
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,898
IF YOU BREACH THAT DOOR,
ETERNAL MEADOWS
457
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,366
WILL DEMAND JUSTICE
FOR THE WOMAN
458
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,035
THAT YOU ARE ROBBING
OF IMMORTALITY!
459
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,837
I THINK HER MURDERER HAD
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT, TOO.
460
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,777
BOY, SHE'S NOT KIDDING.
IT IS COLD IN HERE.
461
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:20,074
Play one of the best new FPS shooters,
search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK
462
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,259
SORRY. THIS WOMAN'S HEAD
IS LIKE A GLACIER.
463
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,061
I HAVE TO THAW
HER OUT CAREFULLY,
464
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,930
OR I'LL RUIN ANY CHANCE I HAVE
AT A DECENT TISSUE SAMPLE.
465
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,533
WELL,
WHAT ABOUT A HAIR SAMPLE?
466
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,901
UM, IT'S A WIG.
467
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,269
SHE CHOSE THIS?
MM-HMM.
468
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,403
OH, DEAR GOD.
469
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,807
OH, I CAN'T WATCH.
I-I-I CAN'T WATCH.
470
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,141
REALLY?
BECAUSE I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
471
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,344
PEOPLE PAY TO HAVE THIS DONE
TO THEMSELVES.
472
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,411
NO, THEY DON'T.
473
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,480
THEY PAY TO BELIEVE
THAT THEY'LL GET
474
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,183
ANOTHER SWING AT THE BALL,
ANOTHER NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
475
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,218
I-I-I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE WAS MURDERED,
476
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,554
BUT MARCELLA
WAS DEFINITELY ROBBED.
477
00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,057
OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE PAID
FOR THIS WIG.
478
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,560
LET ME SAY RIGHT NOW,
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A FEW DAYS
479
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,930
TO GET THESE ARSENIC LEVELS
MEASURED PROPERLY.
480
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,933
OH, MY GOD. IT'S TRUE.
YOU DID IT.
481
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,404
CAPTAIN, LIEUTENANTS,
STEP OUT... NOW.
482
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,644
WHY DID YOU UNPLUG
MARCELLA BREWSTER'S HEAD?
483
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:23,514
NOW WE'RE BEING SUED BY
THIS ETERNAL MEADOWS PLACE.
484
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,883
MARCELLA BREWSTER
IS LEGALLY DECEASED,
485
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,886
AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO EXAMINE HER HEAD.
486
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,389
BUT ETERNAL MEADOWS SAYS
487
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,057
NOW THAT MS. BREWSTER'S
BEEN THAWED OUT,
488
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,192
SHE CAN
NEVER BE REFROZEN.
489
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,361
IT'S THE SAME
WITH CHICKEN OR FISH.
490
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:40,731
YOU'VE BROKEN
HER PERPETUAL TRUST.
491
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,601
THE TERMS OF HER ENTIRE WILL
HAVE JUST GONE OUT THE WINDOW,
492
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,337
INCLUDING ALL THE MONEY SHE LEFT
TO THE POLICE MEMORIAL FUND.
493
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,939
YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT THAT MEANS?
494
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,742
OH, MY GOD.
495
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,346
WHAT IF THAT WAS
THE PLAN ALL ALONG?
496
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:58,349
YOU MEAN WE WERE PLAYED
TO PULL MARCELLA'S HEAD
OUT OF THE FREEZER?
497
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,886
AND DESTROY
THE TERMS OF HER WILL.
498
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,888
TRACY HAS BEEN WORKING
499
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,823
FOR MARCELLA'S RELATIVES
THIS WHOLE TIME.
500
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:10,127
HE POISONED
THAT LITTLE DOG ON PURPOSE.
501
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,403
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
502
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,138
IT'S THESE
JOB APPLICATIONS.
503
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,974
THEY ALL WANT SOMEONE
WHO HAS A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA,
504
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,110
WHICH I DON'T GET
UNTIL AUGUST,
505
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,545
OR WHO HAS
ACTUAL WORK EXPERIENCE.
506
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,915
DIDN'T YOU PARTICIPATE
IN AN UNDERCOVER OPERATION
507
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,250
INVOLVING MAJOR CRIMES,
S.I.S.,
508
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:37,521
AND THE SPECIAL OPERATIONS
BUREAU OF THE LAPD?
509
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,892
BUT I DIDN'T GET PAID FOR THAT.
WELL, IT'S STILL EXPERIENCE.
510
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,294
LOOK,
I'LL SHOW YOU A VERSION
511
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:46,997
OF AN LAPD REFERENCE LETTER
ON OFFICIAL STATIONARY.
512
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:50,067
I'LL FILL IN SOME BLANKS,
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.
513
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,335
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
514
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,438
W-WHAT... WHAT GOOD
IS EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT?
515
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,309
RUSTY, LISTEN TO ME.
516
00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:02,413
LOTS OF STORES HIRE
QUICK-EYED KIDS LIKE YOU
517
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,782
TO HELP CATCH
SHOPLIFTERS, HUH?
518
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:08,018
THAT GIVES YOU A JOB
AND A SKILL.
519
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,621
I CAN'T BE A SNITCH
FOR A LIVING.
520
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,123
WELL,
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
521
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:15,126
SNITCHING ON PEOPLE
IS HOW I STARTED MY CAREER.
522
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,994
AND LOOK AT ME NOW.
523
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,565
CARTER BRADFORD'S NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT WORKING A DAY IN HIS LIFE.
524
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,300
AFTER LOSING MOST
OF HIS TRUST FUND
525
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,935
IN A CHAIN
OF VEGAN-TACO RESTAURANTS,
526
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,037
MARCELLA'S GREAT-NEPHEW,
CARTER BRADFORD,
527
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,039
SPENT A DECADE
CHASING THE PERFECT WAVE,
528
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,374
WHILE HIS COUSIN, DEVIN,
529
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,376
ENDED UP
IN SIMILAR FINANCIAL STRAITS
530
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,645
AFTER BUYING HERSELF
OUT OF THREE BAD MARRIAGES.
531
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,647
AS STATED EARLIER,
DEVIN AND CARTER
532
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,849
ARE BOTH CHALLENGING
THEIR GREAT-AUNT'S WILL.
533
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,452
THE LAST THREE OF WHICH
ARE ALL CUED UP. DETECTIVE?
534
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,053
YEAH.
I SPED THEM UP A LITTLE.
535
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:46,123
WILL ONE.
536
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,426
HELLO? IS THIS MACHINE ON?
537
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,862
I, MARCELLA L. BREWSTER,BEING OF SOUND MIND
538
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,364
AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
539
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:55,232
LEAVE EVERYTHING NOT SET ASIDEFOR CHARITY
540
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,735
TO MY GREAT-NEPHEW,CARTER BRADFORD.
541
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,438
HE'S AN AIMLESS CHICKENSHIT,BUT
542
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,674
UNLIKE MY GREAT-NIECE, DEVIN,CAN MANAGE THE SERVANTS.
543
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,342
MY HOUSE AND $20 MILLION
544
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:09,713
GO TO THE CARE AND MAINTENANCEOF MY BELOVED FALCON.
545
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,515
OH. LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
546
00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:13,384
SMILE, SWEETHEART.
547
00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:15,085
TURN THIS THING OFF.TURN IT OFF!
548
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,087
AMONG THE SYMPTOMS
OF ARSENIC POISONING
549
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:20,157
ARE CONFUSED
AND OVERLY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR.
550
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,227
LIKE A SMALL DOG.
WILL NUMBER TWO.
551
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,728
YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM, DAMN IT.
552
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,298
NO, I'M NOT SAYINGANY OF THAT CRAP AGAIN.
553
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,267
SCROLL DOWN. KEEP SCROLLING.
554
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,769
THERE! HOLD IT!
555
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:34,305
I HEREBY GIVEMY IDIOT GRAND-NIECE, DEVIN,
556
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,373
EVERYTHING NOT GOING TO CHARITY.
557
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,675
AND WHY?
558
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,610
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUTMY GREAT-NEPHEW VOTED
559
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:43,948
FOR A CERTAIN BLACK PRESIDENTWHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS.
560
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:50,020
AS ALWAYS, MY HOUSEAND $20 MILLION GO TO FALCON.
561
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,222
FALCON, YOU'RE RICH.
562
00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:52,656
AND, UH,
NOW FOR THE LAST
563
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,725
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
OF MARCELLA BREWSTER.
564
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,327
I, MARCELLA BREWSTER,
565
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,662
PUT ALL MY MONEY NOT GOINGTO CHARITY IN A TRUST
566
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:04,335
TO BE HELD BY ETERNAL MEADOWS,
MINUS $1,000 EACH FOR MY HEIRS.
567
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,904
TRY SUING ME NOW,YOU STUPID, UNGRATEFUL,
568
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:11,675
IDIOTIC BASTARDS.
569
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,477
NOTE THE ATTENDANT
FROM ETERNAL MEADOWS
IN THE BACKGROUND.
570
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,045
IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANYWAY,
571
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:17,248
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO NEEDEVERY DOLLAR I HAVE
572
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,949
FOR WHENI'M BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.
573
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,051
MY HOUSE AND $20 MILLION
574
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:27,224
GO TO MY MALTESEFALCON.
575
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:30,461
CAPTAIN,
I JUST WENT THROUGH
576
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,329
CARTER BRADFORD'S
CREDIT-CARD STATEMENTS,
577
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:35,933
AND IT TURNS OUT HE'S A CUSTOMER
OF PROSPECT BAY CRABS.
578
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,401
NOW, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
579
00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,703
A-ARE YOU SAYING THAT THIS GUY
FED HIS GREAT-AUNT
580
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:44,074
POISONED CRAB CAKES
THAT HE HAD BOUGHT AND PAID FOR
581
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,409
WITH HIS OWN CREDIT CARD?
582
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:47,478
I'D SAY IT'S TIME
WE NOTIFY THE HEIRS
583
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,648
OF ANOTHER DEATH
IN THE FAMILY.
584
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:54,585
OH, FALCON, HUH?
WHO'D HE BITE NOW?
585
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,921
ACTUALLY, SIR, FALCON'S DEAD.
POISONED WITH ARSENIC.
586
00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:01,525
WHOA. DO YOU KNOW
WHO FALCON LEFT THE HOUSE TO?
587
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:04,528
GOD, I HOPE HE ISN'T
THE BRAINS OF THE FAMILY.
588
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,397
THAT POOR LITTLE DOG WAS
589
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,599
MY LAST LIVING CONNECTION
TO MY DEAR GREAT-AUNT.
590
00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:11,201
WHOSE ESTATE
YOU ARE SUING.
591
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:12,703
ONLY 'CAUSE I HAVE TO.
592
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:15,139
HOW ELSE AM I
SUPPOSED TO GET HER MONEY?
593
00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:18,108
MY FAMILY SUES EACH OTHER
ALL THE TIME.
594
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,443
IT'S KIND OF NECESSARY.
595
00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:22,012
SO, HOW DID FALCON DIE, ANYWAY?
596
00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:23,981
FALCON WAS POISONED.
597
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,349
POISONED?
598
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,686
OH, MY GOD!
599
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,123
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING
600
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,993
TO THAT INNOCENT
AND LOVING LITTLE SCAMP?
601
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:39,330
MY COUSIN DEVIN,
THAT'S WHO. UGH!
602
00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:43,500
HEY, IF YOU CAUGHT HER
KILLING A DOG,
603
00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:46,036
WOULDN'T ALL MY
GREAT-AUNT'S MONEY COME TO ME?
604
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:50,674
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
605
00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:54,044
I BET SHE'S ALREADY
MEASURING THE DRAPES...
606
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,213
YOU KNOW, IN HER HEAD.
607
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,515
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
608
00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,517
BECAUSE IF "MR. COWABUNGA" SAW
AN EASY WAY TO PAY FOR HIS POT
609
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:05,055
AND HIS OCEANSIDE
LIFESTYLE... WOOF.
610
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,924
IT'D ONLY BE FAIR'CAUSE I DID TONS OF STUFF
611
00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:09,460
FOR THE OLD BAGJUST BECAUSE I CARED.
612
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,562
I WOULD HAVE SOLD THAT HOUSE
613
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:13,397
AND TAKEN CARE OF FALCONFOR FREE.
614
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:15,165
WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO FOR HER?
615
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:18,435
WELL, FIRSTLY,
I GAVE HER A LOT OF, UH...
616
00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:22,940
MEDICAL BROWNIES, YOU KNOW,
TO BOOST HER APPETITE,
617
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,609
ALONG WITH THESE CRAB CAKES
THAT CAME ALL THE WAY FROM,
618
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:29,413
UH
SOMEPLACE REALLY FAR.
619
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,615
IF EINSTEIN HERE DID
POISON MARCELLA WITH CRAB CAKES,
620
00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:33,317
WHY WOULD
HE VOLUNTEER THAT?
621
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:37,154
WELL, IT DOES SOUND
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
622
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,589
YOU DELIVERED
THE CRAB CAKES?
623
00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:41,692
YEAH, FOR A WHILE, BUT
I COULDN'T GET NEAR THE OLD GAL
624
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,560
ONCE THOSE FREAKSIN THE GREEN OUTFITS SHOWED UP
625
00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:46,964
WITH THEIR SECURITY GUY,CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
626
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:49,366
YEAH, WEIRDO RENT-A-COPWOULD LITERALLY TURN ME AWAY
627
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,369
AND THEN HIT ON ME AS I LEFT.
628
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:53,504
UGH.
629
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:54,838
OH.
630
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,008
THESE REAL-ESTATE AGENTS...
LIKE SHARKS.
631
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,844
AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHY
THEY'RE CALLING.
632
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,014
THE $20 MILLION DOGHOUSECAN FINALLY GO ON THE MARKET.
633
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,716
STRIKE ANYONE AS ODD
THAT THE ONLY PERSON THEY SEEM
634
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:09,586
TO HATE MORE THAN EACH OTHER
IS JONATHAN BAIRD?
635
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,955
SERIOUSLY?!
I'M THE LINCHPIN?!
636
00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,524
THAT IS INSANE!
637
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,926
AND TRUST ME...
I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT INSANITY!
638
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,561
YOU'RE THE COMMON ELEMENT
BETWEEN EVERYONE
639
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,463
WHO HAD AN OPPORTUNITY OR MOTIVE
FOR KILLING MARCELLA.
640
00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:21,665
YOU SENT THE DOCTOR AWAY,
641
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:24,735
YOU TOOK THE CRAB CAKES
FROM HER GREAT-NEPHEW,
642
00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:27,738
AND YOU TOLD HER GREAT-NIECE
HOW ATTRACTIVE YOU FOUND HER.
643
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,373
OR MAYBE YOU WORKED
FOR EVERYBODY.
644
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,709
YOU HELPED ETERNAL MEADOWS
GET RID OF MARCELLA.
645
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,478
THEN HELPED THE OLD LADY'S
RELATIVES GET RID OF THE DOG.
646
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,948
LET ME EXPLAIN
HOW WRONG YOU ARE!
647
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:41,552
NUMBER ONE...
I CALLED YOU,
648
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,487
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE HERE
DISCUSSING MURDER
649
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,522
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
MI COMPADRE.
650
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,691
NUMBER TWO...
SECURITY CODES.
651
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,494
NOT ONLY DID I VIOLATE
MY CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT,
652
00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,830
BUT I GAVE YOU GUYS
THE NUMBERS PROTECTING
653
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,499
THE MOST VALUABLE FROZEN ASSET
IN THE WORLD!
654
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,669
NUMBER THREE...
EMPLOYMENT!
655
00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:01,004
DEAD DOG, JOB GONE,
POOF!
656
00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:03,707
GOOD THING THERE'S
A MILLION POSITIONS WAITING
657
00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:06,577
FOR SOMEONE
WITH MY PSYCHIATRIC RECORD.
658
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,012
OH, WAIT!
THERE'S NOT!
659
00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:11,815
NUMBER...
FOUR?
660
00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:15,385
YEAH, NUMBER FOUR... NO PESOS,
MY LITTLE LATINO FRIEND.
661
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,888
HAVE YOU ESTABLISHED A PATH
BY WHICH
662
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,424
MONEY FROM
THE MARCELLA BREWSTER ESTATE
663
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,993
TRAVELS INTO MY POCKET?
664
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,162
NO.
665
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,730
YOU HAVE NOT!
666
00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:30,601
AND FIFTH,
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
667
00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:33,470
I LOST THE ONE THING
THAT MATTERED...
668
00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,973
MY BEST FRIEND,
FALCON...
669
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,709
AND THE GREAT, BIG HOUSE
IN WHICH WE LIVED TOGETHER.
670
00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:43,847
SO, WHAT IS MY MOTIVE,
YOU... YOU BIG MEANIES?
671
00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:46,817
WHY WOULD I PURPOSELY KILL
MARCELLA AND FALCON
672
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,452
AND LOSE MY BEST CHANCE
AT LIVING A LIFE IN UNIFORM?
673
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,954
MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED
A MOTIVE.
674
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:54,224
MAYBE YOU'RE THE JUST CRAZIEST
PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
675
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:58,862
WELL,
I DID SKIP MY MEDICATION TODAY.
676
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,398
NO. HOLD ON... ONE OTHER THING
THAT HAS NEVER CHANGED
677
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,501
IN ALL OF MARCELLA'S VIDEO WILLS
WAS THE HOUSE.
678
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:09,840
IT WAS ALWAYS GOING
TO HER MALTESE... FALCON.
679
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:12,209
DEVIN WAS GETTING PHONE CALLS
FROM REALTORS
680
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,111
EVEN AS WE INTERVIEWED HER,
681
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,713
AND CARTER SAID THAT HE COULD
SELL THE MANSION, NO PROBLEM.
682
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,583
THE BREWSTER HOME
AND SURROUNDING ESTATES
683
00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:23,120
HAVE FALLEN 30% IN VALUE
OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS,
684
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:26,290
EVEN THOUGH THE REST
OF THE HOUSING MARKET
HAS GONE BACK UP.
685
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,358
NOW, NEIGHBORS SAY IT'S BECAUSE
OF THE UNCONVENTIONAL WAY
686
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,861
MARCELLA HAS DECORATED
THE GROUNDS...
687
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,497
STUFFED HORSES,
STATUES OF "DAVID,"
688
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,032
LOTS AND LOTS OF NEON.
689
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,235
YEAH, AND SOMETHING ELSE THESE
ESTATES HAVE IN COMMON...
690
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,735
...SECURITY GATES.
691
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,238
THE NEIGHBORS MET US
AT THE FRONT DOOR,
692
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,008
BUT THE SECURITY GATE CLOSED
BEHIND US WHEN WE ENTERED.
693
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:49,980
SO, WHO OPENED IT?
WELL, WE WEREN'T THERE,
BUT WE KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS.
694
00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:57,621
NO, NO, NO. I CANNOT BE
A WITNESS AGAIN, GUYS.
695
00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,656
BUT YOU MUST HAVE SEEN
THE GATE.
696
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,692
I SAW IT OPEN AND CLOSE FOR US,
AND... AND THEN
697
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,560
I SAW THE NEIGHBORS GO IN
AND OUT, BUT THAT IS IT.
698
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:06,296
RUSTY,
DID YOU SEE WHO ENTERED
THE GATE'S SECURITY CODE?
699
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:07,764
NO. MNH-MNH. SORRY.
700
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,666
I WAS WATCHING SOMETHING
ON MY PHONE.
701
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,668
NOW, I HAVE
ALREADY WRITTEN SEVERAL
702
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,937
SAMPLE LETTERS
OF RECOMMENDATION
703
00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:17,007
PRAISING YOUR POWERS
OF OBSERVATION.
704
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,710
OKAY, FINE.
705
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,645
ONCE THE GATE WAS OPEN,
706
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,347
MAYBE THE OLDEST GUY
WALKED THROUGH FIRST,
707
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,781
BUT THAT IS ALL I KNOW.
708
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:27,251
OKAY, THAT WOULD BE
THE NEIGHBOR, MR. KLEINER.
709
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,053
I WONDER IF HE'S THE ONE
CALLING REALTORS ABOUT
THE BREWSTER HOME.
710
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,390
WE STILL HAVE LEFTOVER
EVIDENCE, CORRECT?
711
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,126
ABOUT A FREEZER FULL
OF CRAB CAKES.
712
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,128
IF ONLY WE KNEW SOMEONE
WHO KLEINER
713
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,665
WOULD NEVER SUSPECT OF BEING
PART OF A POLICE OPERATION,
714
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,333
SOMEONE WHO HAD EVERY RIGHT
715
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:48,538
TO BE AT MS. BREWSTER'S HOUSE,
SOMEONE WHO COULD INFORM KLEINER
716
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:52,943
ABOUT A BARGAIN ABOUT
TO DROP INTO HIS LAP.
717
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,078
IT WAS HER AND THE DOG, RIGHT?
AND THEN ALL THESE PICTURES
718
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,120
OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE THEY LIVED, RIGHT?
719
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,087
THE HEIRS WOULD LIKE TO PUT
THE HOUSE ON THE MARKET,
720
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:07,291
BUT THEY'D BE EVEN MORE GLAD
TO AVOID REALTOR COMMISSIONS.
721
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:08,525
WELL, AS WOULD I.
722
00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:11,161
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WOULD YOU MIND?
723
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,230
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
724
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:14,731
THERE WE GO.
725
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,733
DICK IS ACTUALLY DOING
AN OKAY JOB.
726
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:18,702
NOW WHO'S NUTS?
727
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,704
DON'T FORGET THAT
CAPTAIN CRAZYPANTS OVER HERE
728
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:23,373
WORKED FOR A FIRM
THAT WAS PEDDLING ETERNAL LIFE.
729
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,008
SO DOES THE POPE.
730
00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:27,377
BUT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS
A RELIGION. IT'S NOT A COMPANY.
731
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,980
AND THE POPE
DOESN'T PLAY DRESS-UP.
732
00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,015
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
NOT AS A COP.
733
00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:35,619
MS. WINSLOW, THIS IS MR. KLEINER
FROM NEXT DOOR.
734
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:39,723
MR. KLEINER.
MY PLEASURE.
735
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,059
THANK YOU FOR COMING OVER.
OH, SURE, SURE.
736
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:45,228
I, UH, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'VE
BEEN CONTACTING SOME REALTORS,
737
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:48,198
SAYING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO BUY
MY AUNT'S HOUSE FROM HER ESTATE.
738
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,666
I DID.
739
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:53,637
AND... AND... AND ALLOW ME
TO OFFER MY... MY CONDOLENCES.
740
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,872
YOU KNOW, IN ALL MY TIME
VISITING WITH MARCELLA,
741
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:58,208
I DON'T RECALL HER
EVER MENTIONING
742
00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,810
A NIECE NAMED MEREDITH.
743
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:02,145
OH, WELL, I'M SURE THAT WE MUST
HAVE SOME PEOPLE IN COMMON.
744
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:06,516
ARE YOU FRIENDS
WITH THE... NEWHOUSES?
745
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:09,219
NO.
NO. THE DU PONTS?
746
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,221
THE WINDMILLERS?
747
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,056
AH. NO.
748
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,058
OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF YOU, EITHER,
749
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,527
BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET
THAT BOTHER ME.
750
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,496
THANK YOU, JONATHAN.
751
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,664
YOU'RE WELCOME.
752
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,666
HAVE A SEAT.SURE.
753
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,067
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?
754
00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,535
WILL YOU GET OUT OF THERE,
YOU MORON?
755
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,337
I DON'T MEAN TO KEEP YOU,
JONATHAN.
756
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,040
I'M SURE THAT YOU HAVE
OTHER DUTIES TO PERFORM.
757
00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:34,144
EH, NOT SO MUCH.
EVERYONE'S DEAD.
758
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,315
OH, OH, YEAH,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
759
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:41,184
I DO HAVE SOMETHING VERY
IMPORTANT TO TAKE CARE OF.
760
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,587
SO, IF ANYONE NEEDS ME,
JUST GIVE ME A HOLLER,
761
00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:46,189
AND I WILL BE...
I'LL BE OUTSIDE
762
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,593
AND ESPECIALLY FAR
FROM THE KITCHEN.
763
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,763
AND EXCUSE ME!
764
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,099
LISTEN,
UH, MS. WINSLOW,
765
00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:58,135
IF YOU'RE REALLY SURE
YOU WANT TO SELL THE HOUSE...
766
00:33:58,137 --> 00:33:59,369
OH, I AM.
767
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,806
I CAN'T GET ANY OF THE USUAL
DESIGNERS I WORK WITH
768
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:07,110
- TO EVEN VISIT THIS PLACE...
- THE DOG HAIR ALONE.
769
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:11,081
AND, UH, OF COURSE, WE NEED
TO TO AGREE ON A FAIR PRICE.
770
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,217
WELL, WHILE THE PRESSREPORTS THIS MANSION
771
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,952
AS AN ENORMOUSLY VALUABLEDOGHOUSE,
772
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,488
YOUR AUNT'SECCENTRIC SENSE OF DESIGN
773
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:21,758
HAS HAD A NEGATIVE IMPACT
ON VALUE.
774
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,693
I'D NEED TO DO A WALK-THROUGH
BEFORE AN OFFER.
775
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:26,096
OH. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
776
00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,364
ONE MOMENT.
777
00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:32,402
YES?
778
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:36,273
WELL, I'M NOT SURE I'M GOING TO
BE LISTING THE HOUSE, AFTER ALL.
779
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,709
OH, WELL, COULD YOU COME BY
AFTER 5:00?
780
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:42,712
OH, WELL, IF YOU REALLY FEEL
THAT YOU MUST.
781
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,015
UM, YES.
782
00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:49,052
APPARENTLY,
THE LAPD IS DROPPING BY
783
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:51,455
TO CONDUCT SOME SORT
OF SEARCH.
784
00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:52,789
GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY
THEY THINK
785
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,858
THERE MIGHT BE POISON
ON THE PREMISES.
786
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,259
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
787
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,128
I'D LIKE TO FINISH
THE SECOND-FLOOR INVENTORY
788
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:02,499
BEFORE THE POLICE COME BY
AND TURN THIS PLACE UPSIDE DOWN.
789
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,167
FEEL FREE TO WALK ABOUT.
790
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,436
I'LL FIND YOU
BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
791
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,773
OH, WELL, I'LL BE... I APPRE...
I'LL... I'LL BE VERY, VERY C...
792
00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:17,914
OH, GOD.
793
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,692
LOOK HOW
DESPERATE HE IS.
794
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:29,926
WHAT A GENIUS.
795
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,928
HEY, NEXT TIME,
DON'T WAIT A MONTH
796
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,197
TO COLLECT EVIDENCE
THAT MIGHT INCRIMINATE YOU.
797
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:37,300
OH, IF HE HAD IT
ALL TO DO OVER AGAIN.
798
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:42,272
SYKES, SANCHEZ, PREPARE
TO APPREHEND THE SUSPECT
799
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,474
AS HE EXITS THE KITCHEN.
800
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:49,246
HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S DICK TRACY
DOING IN THE KITCHEN?
801
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,615
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING,MR. KLEINER?HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
802
00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:52,782
LET'S SEE
WHERE THIS GOES.
803
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,385
ICE.
JUST A LITTLE ICE.
804
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:58,388
IT'S... IT'S...
IT'S JUST SO HOT OUT THERE.
805
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,757
OHH, SEE, I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN STEALING
806
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:04,594
ALL THE CRAB CAKES
YOU FILLED WITH ARSENIC!
WHA...
807
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:09,266
OR MAYBE RETURNING THE VENISON
THAT I SUDDENLY RAN OUT OF
808
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:11,968
SO I WOULD END UP
FEEDING FALCON
809
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:16,473
YOUR RECIPE FOR DEATH
BY SHELLFISH.
810
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,141
YOU TOOK CARE OF FALCON
WHEN MARCELLA WAS AWAY.
811
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:19,843
YOU TOLD ME THAT
YOURSELF.
812
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,711
SO YOU HAD THE MOTIVE...
813
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:24,114
AN OVERLY SERIOUS DISLIKE
OF THE DECOR.
814
00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:26,816
YOU HAD THE MEANS...
ACCESS TO THE SECURITY CODE
815
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:30,954
AND THE CRAB CAKES.
816
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:37,194
WOULD YOU MIND
EMPTYING YOUR BAG?
817
00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:44,801
POCKETS, TOO, PLEASE.
818
00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:02,352
CAREFUL.
819
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:04,921
I KNOW
HOW TO USE THIS.
820
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:08,592
GOOD. THEN YOUR DEATH
WILL BE RULED SELF-DEFENSE.
821
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:11,528
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
822
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,662
HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!
823
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,764
DROP YOUR WEAPON!
DROP IT!
824
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:17,067
NO. DON'T SHOOT!
I'M RICH!
825
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:19,603
DID YOU GUYS SEE HOW I DREW HIM
OUTSIDE SO YOU COULD ARREST HIM?
826
00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,404
ON YOUR KNEES. DON'T MOVE.
OH, HEY, CAN I CUFF HIM?
I HAVE CUFFS.
827
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,107
IF SOMEONE
DOESN'T SHUT HIM UP...
WHAT, MR. MONEYBAGS?
828
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,276
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE AWAY
MY POLO PRIVILEGES, HUH?
829
00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,044
ARE YOU GONNA HIDE
YOUR GREY POUPON?
830
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:30,380
OH, I SHOULD HAVE POISONED YOU
INSTEAD OF MARCELLA.
831
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,549
BUZZ.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
832
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:36,086
I THINK WE CAN CLASSIFY THAT
AS A SPONTANEOUS UTTERANCE.
833
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,887
YES, I THINK WE CAN.
834
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,322
MR. KLEINER,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
835
00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:41,057
FOR THE MURDER
OF MARCELLA BREWSTER.
836
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,392
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
837
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:44,094
ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU
838
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:45,729
IN A COURT OF LAW.
839
00:37:45,731 --> 00:37:47,564
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ATTORNEY.
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE...
840
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,934
NICE JOB, CAPTAIN.
OH. THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.
841
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,303
BUT IT TOOK ALL OF US.
842
00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:56,906
AND NOW WE HAVE AVENGED
MY LITTLE MALTESE.
843
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:02,178
SAY IT.
844
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,413
FALCON.
845
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,391
COULD SOMEONE
PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW A KILLER
846
00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:17,360
CONFESSES TO MURDER AND
THEN GETS A DEAL FOR 25 YEARS.
847
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:20,964
IF WE'D GONE TO TRIAL, OUR STAR
WITNESS WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU.
848
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:23,500
JURIES
DON'T LIKE NUTJOBS.
849
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:26,136
TWO HOURS AGO, I FELT LIKE
I WAS ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
850
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,238
RIGHT NOW,
I FEEL VERY UNDERAPPRECIATED.
851
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,907
UNDERAPPRECIATED?
IT'S A WAY OF LIFE FOR US.
852
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,209
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? MAYBE YOU'RE
A REAL DETECTIVE, AFTER ALL.
853
00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,746
WOW.
I'M IN THE CLUB, HUH?
854
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:39,215
AWESOME!
855
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:41,284
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
LISTEN UP!
856
00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:43,987
OUR ATTORNEYS HAVE DECIDED
857
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,790
THE CRYONICS COMPANY'S SUIT
HAS NO MERIT.
858
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:50,493
AND AS FAR AS THE LAPD
MEMORIAL FUND IS CONCERNED,
859
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,295
NOTHING CHANGES.
860
00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:58,301
MR. BAIRD, ON BEHALF
OF THE CITY AND THE LAPD,
861
00:38:58,303 --> 00:39:01,237
ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS A GRATITUDE
THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
862
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,973
SO, YOU'RE BRINGING ME
ON THE FORCE FULL TIME?
863
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,308
NOT A CHANCE.
864
00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,844
CARRY ON, EVERYONE.
865
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,079
CARRY ON.
866
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:13,416
HUH. EVEN WHEN THEY THANK YOU,
IT'S THANKLESS.
867
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:15,652
MAYBE FOR MY NEXT TIME,
LOUIE...
868
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:18,521
NO, TRUST ME, DICK...
DESPITE WHAT THEY'RE SELLING
869
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,456
OVER AT ETERNAL MEADOWS,
870
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,792
THERE IS NO NEXT TIME...
THANK GOD...
871
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:26,162
BECAUSE AS FAR AS IT GOES
WITH YOU AND THE LAPD,
872
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,564
ONCE IS ENOUGH.
873
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,566
WELL, I'VE BEEN HERE TWICE.
874
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,602
MY POINT EXACTLY.
YOU NEED TO MOVE ON.
875
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,471
AH, BUT FIRST,
JONATHAN, COULD I GET YOU
876
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,172
TO FINISH WRITING
YOUR STATEMENT?
877
00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,975
I BELIEVE
YOU'RE ON PAGE 63.
878
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:42,011
THANK YOU, LIEUTENANT, FOR THIS
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.
879
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,413
I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN
DESERVE ALL OF THIS,
880
00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:46,583
UH... THIS PRAISE FOR MY WORK
WITH THE LAPD.
881
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,051
BUT I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE A JOB
882
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,387
IN SECURITY
FOR A BIG RETAIL STORE.
883
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:53,022
I MEAN, POINTING OUT
PEOPLE WHO GET ARRESTED
884
00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:55,425
ON MY SAY-SO
IS JUST NOT FOR ME.
885
00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:59,062
W-WELL,
RUSTY... WELL, J... WAIT.
886
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:02,399
HOLD ON.
I MEAN, ARE YOU SURE?
887
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:06,236
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FILL
YOUR NAME IN ON THAT LETTER,
888
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,505
AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
889
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,473
OR MAYBE YOU COULD FINISH
YOUR COURSEWORK
890
00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:13,076
AND GET
YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA
891
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,044
AND THEN WE CAN
ALL SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS
892
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:17,347
HOW YOU WOULD GO ABOUT
JOINING THE WORKFORCE.
893
00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:19,215
YEAH, BUT THAT MAY
NOT EVEN BE POSSIBLE.
894
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:22,185
A-ANY JOB THAT... THAT PAYS WELL
IS REALLY HARD TO FIND,
895
00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:23,720
AND THEN EVERYONE
WHO IS HIRING
896
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:27,690
IS TOTALLY CONCENTRATED
ON TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE.
897
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,626
BUT WHAT ABOUT TALENT
898
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:32,529
AND ENERGY AND GENUINE INTEREST
IN THE WORK?
899
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,063
WHAT'S THAT WORTH?
900
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,333
WELL, AS IT SO HAPPENS,
WE HAVE SOMEONE HERE
901
00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,936
WHO MAYBE BE ABLE TO ANSWER
THOSE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
902
00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:48,445
WHERE DID HE GO?
903
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:52,949
THAT'S FUNNY.
904
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,584
HIS STATEMENT
IS SIGNED AND DATED.
905
00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,119
DID HE JUST LEAVE?
906
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,060
SON OF A...
907
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:07,430
"AND MR. RICHARD TRACY WORKED
SO WELL WITH THE POLICE
908
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:10,600
"THAT I AM ONLY SORRY
WE CANNOT HIRE HIM OURSELVES.
909
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:15,505
SINCERELY YOURS, LIEUTENANT
LOUIE M. PROVENZA, LAPD."
910
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,040
YEAH, I SHOULD SAY
FOR THE RECORD
911
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:19,042
THAT I LOVED MY ROLE
GOING UNDERCOVER
912
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,377
IN THE CLASSIFIED
LAW-ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
913
00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:23,379
LIEUTENANT PROVENZA
REFERRED TO THERE,
914
00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:29,586
BUT MY TRUE PASSION HAS
ALWAYS BEEN RETAIL SECURITY.
915
00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:34,591
A PASSION WE HERE
AT LAVOI'S DEPARTMENT STORE
916
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,593
WILL BE HAPPY TO EMPLOY.
917
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:37,660
YES!
918
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,263
WELCOME ABOARD, MR. TRACY.
919
00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,799
WELCOME ABOARD.
920
00:41:43,305 --> 00:41:49,188
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