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Jason!

What you told the receptionist that she let us in?

I told her I'll take her out for dinner if she lets us in.

Oh nice! - Dude, what bullshit!

Purple Harmony is closing the show. Are you freaking kidding me?

Hello, guys. - Hi, sir.

Hi. Sit. Sit.

Sorry, I'm a little late. My team insists...

I invest some time in Orkut.

That's okay.

I don't know if it's going to last.

It's Orkut. It's going to last. - Yeah, it's the in thing right now.

Yeah. - Nice.

Finally, it's good to see you guys here.

No, it's really amazing how you guys are putting up...

your music despite the...

Which one of you is the...?

All of you have all your hands?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Both the hands. - Nice.

Which one is the disabled one?

Huh? What?

Yeah, it's Rohan. Because he's bad at Maths!

Very funny.

No, who's the one hand drummer?

Sir, we don't have a drummer.

Aren't you the 'Last Hand'? - No.

That's a different band.

We're Kenneth and Rohan. - Nice. Hello.

But what's your band's name?

Kenneth and Rohan.

No, band's name. - Yeah it's Kenneth and Rohan.

He's Kenneth, he's Rohan. I'm Jason.

I'm the band manager, sir. - Yeah.

Shut up!

Kavita? - Yes?

Hi dear.

Who are these boys you've allowed inside my office?

Sir, their band manager said they were on the line up.

And you let them in without checking the line up?

But he's cute and he said he'd take me out for dinner.

Please do one thing. Pack your bags and go home.

But dad! - Please...

get out of my office!

Okay, I'll see you for dinner then?

Order veg thali for me. - Okay.

And call the security, Kavita.

Sir, no. That's not required.

I'm going to give you 20 seconds to tell me why you're here.

20 seconds. Sir, we're Kenneth and Rohan, we're a band.

Music band. We formed in 2002.

And our music inspirations are Blues...

And acoustic rock... and.. - Sir, we have an...

EP. - We've an EP! And it's great sir.

We'd like to... headline... You just... - Sir, as the band manager

Okay. Okay. Okay!

So, tell me.

You'll want the hookers before the show or after?

After the show.

After the show?

Nice.

So, you think you can just enter my office...

and demand to be in the line up of a show...

that I've taken 6 months to put up?

Sir, we have an EP.

Every freaking band does.

Are you tied up with any label?

Brand association?

Do you have talent? Looks?

No. So, you'll just come to my office...

and expect me to take your word that you're good.

And I should put you in the line up?

The thing is if you just give us a chance... - Yeah.

Yeah. - You should hear him sing.

You should hear him play. - Listen to me...

Listen to me.

There's no room for any band unless...

some band drops out.

There's no way that's happening.

So, please take your bags and take this guy...

Sir, I'm the band manager. - And get the hell out of my office...

Right now!

So, we could play one-handed guitar.

Please get out.

Sir, we could... - Get out!

Sorry... - Freaking idiots!

Get out from here!

All right, we need to get Purple Harmony kicked out.

It took you 2 hours to think of that.

Dude, we're all thinking it. I'm the only one who has the guts to say it.

I'm not thinking that. - Exactly! Wait, what are you thinking?

I don't know, maybe we can get it on the basis of merit?

We have no merit. He doesn't give a shit about our album dude.

Look, it's the only way. Jason, are you in?

I'm in, bro. But you know what I'm thinking?

The lime soda sabotage plan needs a revamp.

Let's call for 2,000 litres of lime soda bro.

So, the ratio of the buckets will be equivalent to the ratio of the consoles.

Let's call for 2 extra buckets and pour it on Riya and Soundarya!

And also call for 2 extra guys from Shivaji Nagar, bro.

Their aggressive and shit... - No!

That's really not what I meant.

I meant replace them, not sabotage the entire show.

Okay, wait.

We don't have to screw someone over to prove ourselves.

Okay? There has to be another way.

Right, Jason?

Yeah, we could...

First of all, they screwed us over first. Okay?

And why are you always taking their side?

You want to go join their band or what?

You want to go sing pop music and shit? - No, man!

There are so many things we can do. We can beg him.

We can stand outside his office till he...

There are so many bands that can recommend us. - No.

Okay? I'm done asking people for favours.

Okay? I'm done trying to prove to people that we can play well.

Those guys are out there using backing tracks.

And we're slogging our asses off!

We're practicing and we play the real thing.

It's not fair they get a headline and we don't! Okay?

I'm willing to do whatever it takes...

to get us what we deserve.

The question is, are you with me or not?

Do I have an option?

There has to be another way, bro.

Do you have another way? - No, I don't.

Maybe I do.

I know what I've to do.

He keeps touching me.

He's going to screw it up, isn't he? - Yeah.

I don't trust him.

Okay.

I know what I have to do.

What? Explain what...

What do I have to do bro?

Oh Hi, Soundarya.

Oh sorry. Hi, aunty.

Can you give the phone to Soundarya?

Yes?

Hey! What are you doing here? - I need a favour.

Jesus, almighty!

Okay.

I will give you Falooda Faizal's number.

But...

You have to find the cold storage on your own.

I'm not going to help you with it.

No... No... Dad!

I want you to sign Kenneth and Rohan.

Kenny, why did you call me here?

Because I miss you and I want to spend time with you.

And this place is where we first met, so it's special.

Special as in...

"You tried to sabotage my show" special?

Yeah, but.

How about... to make up for it, you could do me a favour?

I need you to tell Ranveer...

That Purple Harmony uses backing tracks.

Who the hell is Ranveer and why will I tell him that?

Right, Ranveer is the guy...

That runs Hysteria, the concert. - Right.

So, if you tell him that they use backing tracks...

They get kicked off the festival.

And we get their spot.

You know they're my friends, right?

Why would I do that?

Oh, so you choose your friends over me?

You're my friend too.

And I wouldn't do that to you either.

Okay, and Akash?

Is he also your friend?

Yeah. - Oh so you just sleep with all your friends?

What did you say?

Can you just do me the favour or not?

Fine! I'll talk to Ranveer.

But I'm not sure I can get you in the line up.

That's okay. Just try.

That's enough.

Thanks dad.

Dad...

Why is 'Falooda Faizal' called so?

Because everytime the police finds a body...

the lungs are full of 'falooda'.

Who likes 'falooda' enough to drown in it, dad?

Exactly!

You know I'm sorry about all this.

And what about Rohan? - What about him?

Is he sorry about all this?

I don't think you know how to ask for a favour?

Why wouldn't you vouch for me? Why's it so hard for you?

Are you serious?

You just walked in here, you shat on me...

And now you expect me to shit on Purple Harmony.

You don't have the basic decency to talk to me like...

A reasonable human being.

Do you know how to talk to people?

I know how to stay loyal to people.

Akash is a college friend.

Not that it's any of your business.

But if you could communicate, you'd know that.

But you don't communicate normally, ever!

Okay.

How about this for communication?

Screw you!

You're a freaking child!

Rohan!

We need to talk to you man.

What are you doing here? What is this?

Some kind of date or something? - Yeah, it is.

Kenny, you really don't have to do this.

No one's talking to talking to you.

Remember how you kept saying, are you guys a thing?

Let me guess. You're a thing.

Yeah.

How long has this thing been going on for?

What do you care?

How serious is this?

It's smoothie serious, dude!

You made a smoothie for her? - Multiple times.

Please...

tell me you didn't... - Don't ask.

Tell me you didn't put the imported chocolate syrup.

Why are you making this hard for yourself?

Did he mention the sprinkles...

that were on the edge of the cup?

That was once, I swear!

That was our rehearsal...

That was our routine man!

You son of a bitch!

Rohan, you need to apologise.

Rohan!

It's not cool.

What? - You need to apologise to Soundarya.

You want me to apologise to her? - Yeah. Now!

You know what, Kenneth?

I've got this communication thing down pat!

Okay, I know what you're doing. - No, No, I got this.

I'm serious, man! - Buddy, I've got this.

Screw you! You sell-out piece of shit!

Rohan! - No, screw you...

for brainwashing my best friend.

And brainwashing all of the audience.

You know what? Add a backing track to this, bitch!

You're a freaking asshole man!

You know what? That's exactly what I was trying to communicate.

I am getting good at this, bro!

And screw you, waiter guy!

And you freaking lime soda bullshit!

Can't believe I made a smoothie for him.

Right. What are their names?

Kenneth and Rohan.

Kenneth and Rohan.

No, what's the name of the band?

Kenneth and Rohan.

It's Kenneth and Rohan. Yeah, okay.

How many songs do they have?

I mean how many original songs do they have?

4... 3.

Actually, three and a half.

They have enough.

So, just have the contracts ready.

Yeah? Thank you.

You know Jason, you're my only son.

And I'll do anything under the sun to make you feel happy.

Would you do the same for me?

I mean, for your father?

I'll join your company, yeah.

Good.

And...

What would you do to prove it?

You actually want me to prove...

Yeah. I mean...

No...

What are you doing?

I'm proving myself, dad.

Ah goodness! At least take off your shoes.

I know what I'm doing.

I don't know why I work with him.

He always does this.

He doesn't respect me or...

Respect anyone I care for.

Always doubts me.

He's an asshole, okay? He's always been an...

Asshole. - I'm glad, you finally realised that, Kenneth.

You're still going to vouch for us to Ranveer, right?

What?

Did you just seriously ask me that?

That guy just called me a bitch, Kenneth!

And you want me to vouch for him?

Are you serious?

You're not vouching for him but for me.

Kenneth, it's the same freaking thing.

Because you know what I've realised?

I realised that no matter how close we get...

you're still going to pick that bitch over me!

And that's how it's going to be.

No, that's not... - I'm not wrong, am I?

Tell me I'm wrong.

You know what? You want your show...

I'll still talk to Ranveer.

After that...

We're done!

Yeah.

Grandma, can you please put that down? It's Jason's.

Can you believe it?

He was lying to me!

The whole time he was lying to me.

And you know, I knew it!

Grandma, I knew it!

He was dating her behind my back.

Grandma, can you please put that down? It's expensive.

Jason's going to come pick it up later.

Purple Harmony!

You know there should be someway that I can prove to Ranveer...

Because they're frauds.

They shouldn't be allowed to carry on like this.

But I just need him to find out somehow.

For heaven's sake, grandma!

Will you please that down? There's some important footage on...

Grandma!

Grandma, give it to me.

Give.

How do I go back in this?

Here?

All right.

You're the only woman for me, grandma.

Perfect!

Ranveer, can't you just accommodate them? It's just one spot.

First of all, who let you inside?

Huh? And listen to me...

There is no slot available in the line up. - It's one...

It is full! You're not listening to me!

I mean you'd have had a chance if 'When Chai Met Toast'...

would have dropped. But I didn't let that happen.

I let them stay because I love the combination.

It's yum. - It's one song, Ranveer.

One song? Fantastic!

You'll tell me one song now...

Then you're going to collaborate with him for one more song...

And then you can call your neighbourhood...

you can call your school alumni association...

You'll can make a gang together.

And then I can call the festival...

'Soundarya and Friends'. Fantastic!

I have proof! Oh, c'mon!

What are you guys doing? Why are you always to...

You know what? It's good she's here.

God! Who's letting people inside like this? Kavita!

How do you go back in this?

Oh here! I have proof that these guys are frauds.

What? - Yeah.

They use backing tracks. - You asshole!

Rohan, really bro? You want to do this right now?

Kenny, I just got us this gig.

Will you not focus on your babe for a second? Thank you very much.

Soundarya, what's this?

Ranveer, it was a small stupid show man.

You know what? I've heard enough.

C'mon man! - No, No, No, I've heard enough.

You're out, you're in!

Oh really, Ranveer?

Because I remember last year when you had Russian dancers...

lip syncing to Bollywood songs, okay.

And hold up!

What was the reason? Yeah, sponsors!

You saw the event last year?

Saw? Yeah, we opened for that!

And by the way, I guess I'm not the only one making compromises.

You're right.

We're all trying to make it one way or the other.

No... This is about morals.

I'm sorry, you're in. You're out.

Mr. Ranveer!

What are you guys doing here?

What are you doing here? - And why are you in a suit?

Why are people entering my office...

without my permission? Kavita?! - Mr. Ranveer!

Funk Records has signed Mr.Kenneth and Mr. Rohan on a three album deal.

What? - They're signing it this Saturday.

Here's the copy of the same that's been signed by Mr. Phillip.

Please shut up! What are you saying?

You come here in the morning with jack shit.

And now you're telling me Jackson Phillip has signed you'll on his label.

Yeah, that's because I'm his son. Jason Phillip.

What? - Dude, you carried my gear.

Bastard! You're rich.

No, my dad's rich.

Anyway, that's not the point.

Mr. Ranveer, the point is that...

Funk Records can co-produce the show if you want.

Get you a new stage. Get you...

New lights, fire crackers, Russian dancers...

Whatever it takes!

So?

I don't want your money.

Okay?

I haven't worked so hard...

and so long, to let myself be bought by...

Rich, affluent bastards like you.

Okay?

This is an independent festival.

An independent festival... You hear me?

Purple Harmony is on.

You're out.

Dude, we were already back on before Jason came.

You watch your tone. All right, Soundarya?

You know what? I'm sick and tired of your sassy, wannabe attitude!

Get out of my office, okay? You're off the show.

Yesss! - You know what?

I don't need this shit! This is way below...

Yes, please get out of my office.

Dude! Where the hell are you going?

To apologise to her for your... this whole camera shit!

Dude, what is up with you?

Dude, we're going to headline Hysteria...

- Whoa Whoa Whoa! Jason got us a record deal. We're sorted.

You're welcome, bro. - I don't want to headline...

by replacing them. - No one is headlining anything here, buddy!

You know what? Fine! Just go join them.

Just go join Purple Harmony, you both can sing together...

and close the show together. Screw our band then!

No one is closing anything here. What's happening?

Why do you make everything about the band?

What else do we have bro?

We have each other. What else do we have?

And me?

Choose.

I've to apologise to her.

All right.

Cool. - Yeah.

Fine, go! If that's your choice...

Let me...

Use my...

Glorious powers of communication...

Since that's your choice...

Rohan, don't flip me! - Rohan, please man!

Screw you! Screw you! - C'mon, man. Please.

Oh... feel it! - C'mon, guys.

Are you guys done? I can get the girls back in.

No! - Yeah.

We're done! - No, we aren't.

We'll be here for the sound check...

On Saturday. I promise.

Oh God this drama... I love this dude! - Kenneth!

Kavita?

Kavita! Please get me medicine

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