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So, is that like Jasmine perfume or something?

What? - I mean, you smell different.

Are you trying to say I smell nice?

Don't go fishing for compliments now.

What are you doing here, Rohan?

Your photo shoot is in like 3 hours.

What? I came here for a beer.

Isn't this a restaurant?

Sir! Isn't this a restaurant?

I came to get a beer, okay?

If you don't want to sit there, you don't have to.

You asked me for company!

Look Rohan…

If you want to hang out, we can hang out.

It doesn't have to be this serious.

Yeah, good. Because I don't want it to be serious.

I never said you did.

Yeah. that's because I don't want it to be.

I never said you did. - Yeah, well good.

I don't want it to, okay?

Just don't expect me to sit and write love songs for you and stuff.

I don't exp…

Do you want to write me love songs?

What? No!

What am I going to write?

What I love the...

Sound of your skin...

You look like...

Honey...

Taste like sunshine…

Baby!

I'm not that guy, okay?

''Your smile reminds me why colours are so warm''

''Your eyes can see through the''

''worst of storms''

''Even brighter than sunshine to me''

''Coz you're my baby''

''Coz you're my only baby''

''Coz you're my baby''

''You're my baby!''

''Ba..''

''Ba..''

''Baby''

Babe!

Aww, that's so lame!

No, I mean it in a good way.

Oh! - Yeah.

If you like this…

I wrote you five other songs. One is called Daisies are cute...

''Daisies can...

How about we just make out?

Oh my God! Really? - Yeah.

Awesome! I thought I'd have to wait for a year.

That's what my last girlfriend did.

So, let's do this.

Yeah? - You like it?

Oh my God!

This is so good. You weren't kidding! - Yeah.

And is this chocolate syrup around?

Yeah. So, when my aunty comes down from America...

She gets this special chocolate syrup. You don't get it in India.

And you pour it around the sides, so it just drips down.

It's only for special occasions!

And apologies.

What?

You know you me an apology, right?

For kicking me out of the studio the other day?

Sorry.

Yeah, you should've apologised to me about that.

I'm really sorry, dude.

It wasn't... It was just the whole situation.

I was really worked up.

You know what?

Why don't we hang out today?

Come with us for the photoshoot.

We're doing a band portfolio. We'll take photos together. It'll be fun.

Photoshoot with Rohan again.

Yay! That sounds like so much fun. No!

I'm not going to get him all possessive about you again.

Yeah.

You know what actually don't come.

Fine.

He doesn't know, does he?

What? - About this!!!

He knows about the smoothies.

What has that have to do with anything?

Everything!

Aren't you having a smoothie right now? - Yeah.

Yeah, that's half of what's happening, right?

So that's 50%

So, he knows 50% of the story.

The other half I'll tell him when he's chill.

What? - Why are you so scared of him?

I'm not scared of Rohan. What are you saying?

He's a little sensitive you know that.

Sensitive? - Yeah.

Rohan? - Yeah.

Kenny, you're sensitive.

Okay?

He is just a jerk!

He's not...

Yes.

He just gets really upset...

About stuff he cares about, okay?

He cares about stuff that really matters.

I asked for one more beer. How many times do you want me to ask?

Sir, sweet?

If you give me lime soda one more time, I swear to God…

Sir, ask sweetly. I'll give you.

Can I please have one more beer?

Big or small, sir? - Big.

In a bottle or a glass, sir? - Bottle.

Bar opens at 6.30.

Really, dude? Really?

Guys! What's going on?

Can you not shout at my staff please?

I'm sorry, okay.

But this guy does this on purpose.

The last time I asked for a beer, he got me a lime soda!

Wow! What a monster!

What's wrong with you today?

I don't know why you're so worked up.

It's this photo shoot Kenneth is making me do.

Making you do?

I thought it was for the both of you. - Yeah.

But he's asking me to get costumes from home.

I don't have costumes.

I have like one shirt.

The last time I checked, we're a band not a circus.

Who goes to the circus in formals?

Dude! - Okay, listen.

I was the one who recommended the photographer.

I'm giving you my restaurant.

And I know he's a commercial photographer…

But he's looking to do something different.

And you guys want to do something different so…

It's perfect.

You know, these guys keep saying they want to do something different…

And they end up doing the same shit anyway.

And why is he asking us to shave our torsos?

What is that got to do with our music?

Do you know the best album art..

Is like Pink Floyd.

Like triangles and women's butts.

Okay. So, what according to you is a good album cover?

I don't know.

Something minimalistic.

Like a white background…

With like a red dot in the middle.

Isn't that the flag of Japan?

See, you don't even know what you want. You're just being pretentious.

I'm not being pretentious.

You won't get it.

Why? Because I'm a sellout?

I didn't say you're a sellout.

You guys just play...

Music...

That the audience wants...

And we play music that we like to hear.

Why don't you play to yourself in the shower?

Siya, we want some...

People to hear our music.

So you want to force people to listen to music that they don't want to hear.

It's not like that!

Dude, does the audience even know what they want?

Kenny, the audience has always known what they like.

You know what? Guys like you are just afraid...

That if you actually make the kind of music they want...

They're not going to like it.

And then you...

Are going to feel bad...

As an artist.

And so you would rather just play to yourself in the shower...

Alone to yourself in the room...

Rather than actually take responsibility...

For the kind of music you make.

I...

I just want to make music...

That I like listening to, okay?

Is that wrong?

No, it's not wrong.

It's not wrong at all. I'm just saying that maybe...

You could perhaps meet the audience halfway.

Make music that you like...

And also make music that they might like, you know.

It's not that tough.

I've heard this before. It's not that simple.

It is that simple.

Your problem is that you can't take judgement.

And quite frankly, Kenny, if you can't do that...

It's a cruel industry.

I don't think you should be in it.

Whoa! Siya!

I can take judgement.

Really? - Yeah.

Okay.

I thought your smoothie had a little too much chocolate syrup in it.

Wow!

That was not required, okay?

Let the album come out.

And let it speak for itself.

I'm never wasting my imported...

chocolate syrup on you.

Oh hey!

What are you doing here so early?

You're late. - Yeah, so we're even then.

Dude, this photographer guy has been doing some…

..weird shit for the past 2 hours.

I have no idea what he'll make us do.

It's not weird. It's just lights and stuff.

It's going to be good bro.

We'll get our album cover done quickly.

Featuring Kenneth and Rohan..

Hey! - What's up, Kenneth?

Hey! - Say hi, Kenneth.

I said hi.

Okay. Show me your behind the scenes face.

This is my face. - Okay, then.

Say hi, Rohan. What's up? - What are you doing man?

Nothing, I'm just shooting some behind the scenes footage.

I think it'll be great marketing material. What do you think, Kenneth?

It's a good idea. - Yeah.

Can you get out of my face please?

Look at him! He's so angry!

All right, guys. Let's go check out some equipment…

That we'll use for the shoot.

Dude, it's going to be fun, okay?

It's the album cover.

Dude, I hope you're right about this shit.

Okay, you know what? Let's go talk to him.

Let's talk to the photographer.

Hey, excuse me. Hi.

Akash, right? I'm Kenneth.

Nice to meet you.

That's Rohan and you must have met Jason.

Right. You guys must be from the band.

Yes. - Kenneth and Rohan.

Great job!

So, bro.. As the band...

I'm going to leave you guys to it…

If you want coffee, it's in my cabin, okay?

See you. - You never give us coffee.

Bro, as the band manager…

I just wanted to share that Kenneth and Rohan want something raw.

Yeah. - Something that's in their…

Look, man. I get it. This isn't your scene.

You guys are musicians, I'm a photographer.

I listen to music, you look at photographs.

Boom! We're on the same page, man! I get it.

That's exactly what we were talking a while... See, Rohan?

Yeah. - We're on the same page.

We just want something honest, that's it.

Not an issue. - Yeah, just keep it real.

You hit the nail right on the head there.

Just be yourself.

Just be you. - Exactly!

We'll be us.

How's this us, dude? - Okay.

I know it's very weird.

And we haven't been this close…

Except for that one time we took a bath in Jog Falls.

I don't want to talk about it.

We're not supposed to talk about this.

I know. But I think he knows what he's doing. - Guys...

Can you stop moving?

I just fixed the focus.

Don't move!

Brother. - Yeah?

Can you not talk in my ear?

Why like that? - Rohan!

Buddy, please!

Co-operate with me here. - I didn't move.

I'm doing it for you.

Stay still.

He totally didn't get Die Trying.

The song's about making it together.

He just kind of focused on the together part..

..a lot!

If he makes us touch even a little bit more…

I swear I'll throw that camera in his face.

You see humans tend to move a lot.

Now getting the focus right is really important.

And I'm a product photographer.

So, I'm used to certain things like soaps…

Bottles, napkins…

But I trust him though, yeah.

I trust his process.

Cars, tissue boxes… you know, things that are stationery.

Grape. - Hmmm? Grape.

If you put even one grape anywhere near my mouth…

I swear I'll shove them all, one by one…

Up your body!

Brother, I'm your friend, okay?

Don't give me grape threats.

You know I don't want to do this.

Kenneth, don't do it.

Kenneth, no!

Swallow!

Brother, what does this have to do with our love song?

At this point, even I don’t know…

I'm sure he does. - Guys!

Please stay still. Yeah? - Yeah.

Dude...

Why the hell is Jason topless?

Maybe he's feeling left out.

I don't know what that was but it was weird.

He doesn't know what the heck he's doing!

Okay? He says he relates to us but he's a freaking…

Poser man!

But I still trust his process. I know this will make sense.

Somehow!

Jason, why are you not wearing a shirt? It's cold.

You know what? Just ask him.

Ask him what music he listens to.

Bro, I sing Hotel California at every karaoke!

Yeah? - Yeah.

I mean, something like…

Those are very sharp, okay?

You brush past someone, they'll get cut.

I don't know!

I can't keep doing this shit! I can't!

''Walking down the street way.''

''Holding her hand.''

''Walking down the freeway.’’

''And I've never heard now…’’

"And I got this Hotel California."

"It's a nice place."

''Oh!''

Tell him.

Akash, how is this concept related to our song?

Isn't this song about going against the system?

Dude, we meant the government, not a computer system.

Yeah, so this doesn't make any sense.

Whatever man! It works for me, okay?

Now just trust me and hold still.

Can we stop please?

I have a freaking mouse hanging from my crotch!

Don't enter my frame.

At least, this is different. It's unique.

We're not doing what everyone else is doing, right?

I don't want this, bro!

I don't want to look like some cheap robocop on my album cover.

Can we just hold our guitars normally? - What?

Dude, that's the most mainstream thing to do!

It'll look like every other album out there.

Don't you want people to buy it?

Oh c'mon! That's some bullshit.

Either people will buy our album or they won't.

No one's going to buy our music…

Because we had a CPU themed photo shoot.

Instructions.

Okay, fine. You're right.

But we just have one cover photo. That's it. And we're done.

Guys! - Sorry.

Kenny, I like it. Good.

Rohan, I'm not feeling it.

Could you give me like some kind of variation or something?

You want a variation, bro?

Take this! Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

Why are you screaming?

It was glued to my chest!

Bro, he'd asked us to shave our torso no?

Dude, you're bleeding!

To hell… - No, No, wait!

We just have one more photo. It's going to be over.

Please, stop man. Just hold.

Screw you! -Aarrggh!

Oh it's okay. I shaved.

You know my thigh is hairy, you bastard!

Guys, Guys, Guys, stop!

I got it!

Look at these ones. - Okay.

And the light coming in through there. - Yeah.

Why do you smell like jasmine?

What? - Where's the cover photo?

Yeah, one sec.

Right there!

It's really good!

I told you guys I'd do a good job.

Guys, can I get a piece to camera for a documentary?

Sure. - I'll just…

What? - Yeah.

You sure? - Yeah.

All right, let's do this.

You want to do it without the clothes?

What? - No, for this at least we should wear some.

Cool. - Yeah.

Kenneth was right, dude.

I…

I should've been more open about the whole photo shoot thing.

I was just stressing.

Like… - No, dude. C'mon.

You're the one who ripped off the costume.

You're the one who rejected the idea…

That's why it's a great cover photo. It's not my idea.

Yeah but…

Dude, you're the one who called the photographer.

I would've never done that.

You know.

We met half way.

You know, it's us.

But it's also what they want.

Dude, we met half way.

What are you doing man?

Nothing, I'm just shooting some behind the scenes footage.

I think it'll be great marketing material.

What, you're checking yourself out?

I'm making sure you don't make me look like an idiot.

Hey! - Wait, what is this?

What?

What?

When was this?

Nothing, bro. When you guys were changing.

It’s nothing…

They're just like…

Just randomly asking for information…

I was like - you're a comedian right? Tell me a joke.

And he didn't tell me a joke.

He didn't tell you a joke? I'll tell you a joke. - I was so disappointed.

Want a cigarette?

-Yeah…

Really? - Yeah.

No. I'm good.

Just... - Yeah, I know it.

I know.

Anyway… - Yeah anyway...

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