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Which one is she on?

She's at the end of the second song.

This is not good, man!

What's happening?

Every song we've ever written has been granny-tested.

She always grooves with the music if it's good.

Always?

Always.

''When you're walking down the road''

''I'm not going to follow her because that's super creepy.''

Maybe she's asleep behind those glasses. - No.

Grandma makes a cute snoring sound when she's sleeping.

You bastard! This is all your fault.

What?

How's this my fault?

You're the one who recommended that shitty little studio.

Hey that's because that's all we can afford, okay?

You shut the hell up!

If you weren't so busy flirting with that American girlfriend of yours...

Hey! She's from Muscat.

Whatever!

If you'd focused a little bit on the recording, we could've discussed what was going wrong.

If this was such a big problem last night, why didn't you say anything?

Because this bastard got me stoned.

That's because Kenneth asked me to calm you down.

I didn't ask you to pump him with toxic drugs, okay?

Drugs?

Okay calm down. Weed is not that bad!

Does that mean we're cool?

No, you dipshit! It impaired my judgement.

Yeah, I mean...

Rohan's standards fell pretty hard last night.

"Buddy you're a boy, make a big noise..."

"man someday!"

Kenneth.

We've given this guy enough chances to prove himself.

Hey! One chance isn't enough chances, bro.

You're fired! Get out.

Bro, we can't fire him.

Why not? Who made you the captain of the band?

We can't fire him because we don't pay him.

Okay fine, break up with him then!

Dude, can you relax for a second? We'll find a way to fix this.

We wouldn't need to fix this if you weren't trying to...

Fix something that wasn't even broken by hiring him in the first place.

Can you guys please stop fighting?

I came here, so I could bring you guys together...

And make y'all a better band...

Not to split you guys apart.

You're right, Rohan.

I should've done my research on the recording studios properly.

The thing is I'd heard rumours about Abhijeet not being dependable.

But I failed to tell you guys.

I shouldn't have given him the weed man.

Without finding out what kind of weed it was!

I thought it was Idukki Gold that gives you such a mellow high...

But it turns out to be Mysore Mango!

Any good band manager would've been able to tell you guys...

When the recording was going badly.

I failed!

Jason. - Yes?

You brought up some really valid points there.

But I'd have to be an idiot not to fire you after that speech.

Yeah. Get out.

Are you sure? - Yeah.

Fine.

Dude, grandma's grooving.

Which one is it?

She's listening to Steve Clay.

Steve Clay!

No, dude.

I'm not going to show Steve our album.

Why not? He lives right here in Fraser Town.

And there's no traffic.

I don't think there will ever be traffic here.

We'll reach in 10 minutes max.

No, dude. We have to respect his privacy.

He moved to Bangalore trying to get away from fans hounding him in Shillong.

Yeah and he moved to Shillong to get away from all those ignorant dumb folks...

Who didn't appreciate his music back in America.

Bro, who knows better...

About our own music being unappreciated by our own people, than us?

Give me a better solution.

Dude, what if he doesn't appreciate our music either.

Then we'll quit.

C'mon bro!

Worst case, you'll get to meet your hero, dude.

You know that saying, right?

What? - Always meet your hero.

What am I going to wear?

Just wear...

What you always wear. - Do you want a different T-shirt?

What's wrong with my T-shirt?

Your mother may have permitted you to have a burger on the breakfast table.

But fortunately for you, your father is not going to allow you to eat it...

Like a barbarian.

I quit managing Purple Harmony and started managing a new band.

Ah! My son. A risk taker!

Nice to hear.

I got fired.

What?

They fired me.

I know a few people.

They're quick and efficient.

And they'll make it look like an accident.

Nobody will know. - What?

No, you don't have to kill them, dad. They didn't dent your car.

It was my mistake.

They're upset and I don't know what to do about it.

Looking for a job? - No.

They're mad at me because I messed up their album.

Anybody would be. Just saying.

You shown it to the focus group as yet?

"It's not longing. It's banging."

Yeah, kind of.

Ah! The confounding variable of honesty.

You know what? Go to Pratap from the Human Resources...

And ask him to get together a focus group in one of the conference rooms.

Go to Hota from the finances to...

Source a little motivation to...

Offer to the focus group, you know.

And you're done.

Dude!

It's the guitar he used at NH7.

Really? It's the same one? - Yeah.

That's where he bit off the head of a chicken on stage!

I don't think that's true. It's a rumour.

Oh my God! That's the head of that chicken.

Alright sign this and you can go meet him.

Oh.

What is this?

Shut up! Don't be a B.A.L.L.B. expert now. Just sign it.

It's a basic copyright contract.

Steve's had a lot of local musicians come here and rip off his music.

This is to ensure that his intellectual property is protected.

Right.

Dude! That means Steve's going to play for us.

Wait, so when do we play our album?

Don't be a downer man.

Please!

Okay, c'mon.

It's incredible.

And how amazingly...

Consistent all their songs are.

It's amazingly consistent at being a atrocious.

Oh wow!

This is bad.

Is it supposed to be post modern rock or something?

Because it’s not!

Good. Very nice!

Young people music...

Guitar. Drum. Drum. Guitar.

I am very surprised.

I didn't know one song...

Can be so long. Very surprised!

A three chord structure? C’mon!

Throw in a minor there.

All these major chords.

Come on, you can do better than that.

Oh! It’s four songs?

Still, very surprised.

Went on and on. Sounded the same. It's like devotional hymn.

What's this?

Huh?

What are they saying?

They are saying what they are saying, dad.

Well, in that case...

These guys must be really...

Bad.

But I thought I asked you to go to Hota from finance...

To give them a little pursuation.

I did.

Hey, Mr. Hota.

Hi

Mr. Hota, I just need a little help in...

Persuading few employees to give my...

Product a positive review.

One minute.

How good are you at baking cakes?

Are you trying to tell me that...

All these people are from my office?

Yeah dad. Look, they are all from the HR department.

Insulting the CEO's son.

It's going to be really awkward for them to fire themselves.

They are never going to take me back.

You don't have to go back, son.

You can stay right here with me.

You can take over the music label division.

This is your business.

It's been made for you. - No!

I believe in them, dad. That's why I came to you.

Well, then you got to do...

What it takes to make them believe in themselves.

Do you understand that?

Yeah.

Yeah!

Thank you, dad.

Just so we’re on the same page...

You have to edit the videos...

To make the reviews sound good.

Yeah?

Oh.

Steve.

I suppose you two jokers are the...

Wannabe musicians Manek mentioned about.

No, we're musicians and...

And we love your work like...

We've heard every song you've ever made.

What? 4 times...5...

I can't even count how many times we've heard it.

Is that right?

All right, show me then.

What?

Grab an axe.

Hook her up.

Sir, which song do you want me to play?

Surprise me.

Which song is that?

I don't know. It's in the third album or something.

Oh shit!

Why did you have to tell him we know all the songs?

I didn't say anything like...

You said twice...

He means play whatever you like.

Okay.

Okay.

"Five feet crazy"

"Five feet crazy"? -Yeah!

Good!

You're hired! Congratulations!

Hired?

Great.

Manek, don't tell me you didn't tell them.

I told them, sir.

Manek, you freaking idiot!

I'm sorry, fellas.

This Manek here...

He doesn't really appreciate the finer subtleties of communication, does he?

Go, get dinner, boy.

Go, go, go, go!

Alright boys, let me explain this contract business to you.

It's really not that complicated. It hardly needs mentioning.

Basically your entire repository.

Your repertoire of existing original songs...

Anything you create in the next 4 years...

You signed over to me.

I like you boys.

I think you're different.

I got a good feeling about this, don't you?

Tears of joy.

Tears of music. Tears of love!

It's a good sign. You got a bright future.

Enough of that. Show me this...

So called album you got.

Actually, we haven't recorded it yet.

That's why we're here.

To get... To ask you for your...

Guidance, you know.

And to get your blessings.

Blessings?

I mean I know I'm attractive but do I look like a Godman to you?

We've got a problem here. You don't have an album.

Hey, I got an idea.

You know how to use a sound recorder, right?

Good.

Listen, I'm not going to make it easy for you.

You got one night.

I'm going to give you till the morning to record a scratch.

How many songs you got?

4.

Okay, it's a start.

I don't know if it's my large heart or some charity in me but...

You do your best, boys. Make 'em good. Yeah?

Alright good.

See you in the morning, boys.

Steve could we...

This goes here.

Yes!

Yeah baby!

Okay.

How the hell do you edit this?

Is there anybody who can help me edit this?

Hello!

There's got to be a way out.

There's got to be a way out.

Think Jason. Think, think, think!

The world wide web! That's it.

They locked us!

Bastards!

I hope he likes the album bro.

Rohan, no!

Dude!

We're not giving them our album.

We worked really hard on that, okay?

I'm not going to give it to Steve...

I can't stay here forever.

I've to take care of grandma.

Who's going to buy batteries for her walkman?

If she doesn't listen to "Maiden", she can't sleep at night.

Who's going to take off her glasses in the night?

Or else, she'll wake up in the morning and cry that she's gone blind!

Rohan, Dude! - Someone has to massage her feet also.

Dude! Rohan!

Yes. - You're going back to grandma.

Okay? We're not going to be here forever.

He wants an album, right? We'll give it to him...

But not ours.

Huh?

He doesn't know what our album sounds like.

So, if we record 4 brand new songs by morning...

We can get out, dude.

Bro!

It took us 2 years to make 3 decent songs.

How are the hell are we going to make 4 in one night?

No one said the songs have to be decent.

I think he implied it.

We're going to make...

Some terrible songs.

Now we wait.

Okay, give me a C.

Okay.

Yeah, A suspended, 2nd sharp 5th.

Shit! It still sounds good.

Just move your finger.

That makes no sense.

Yeah, just try.

Perfect hold on. On second. I have my...

Okay.

Okay.

Got it.

Are you sure about this? - Yeah.

''Sheep have feelings too.''

''They want to party too.''

'''But where do they party, dude?''

''In the farmhouse, dude.''

''Booty, booty, smack, smack, take it back.''

''If you be a good boy, I'll give you a backpack.''

''Mutram''

''Koramangala is the best mangala.''

''Indira Nagar is the best nagar.''

''Ulsoor lake is the very best lake in the whole wide world.''

''Sutram''

''Mutram''

''You could throw the dice twice Be a lucky boy.''

''You could shake n dance and be my boy toy.''

''Dairy Circle come to me''

'Don't take u-turn suddenly.''

''Traffic laws are there for''

''You and me only.''

''Koramangala is the best mangala.''

''Indira Nagar is the best nagar.''

''Ulsoor lake is the very best lake in the whole wide world.''

www.

yahoo...

search...

.com

Atleast the internet's fast at night.

''Cheese!''

All right, that was the last song. Now we mix.

Bro!

You don't know how to mix.

How hard can it be?

It's not like you need a degree or something.

Hey, Steve!

Is this what you've been working on all night?

Yeah.

It's horrible!

The worst shit I've ever heard!

Untalented pieces of shit, wasting my time.

This is the music we believe in.

If you don't like it...

You should kick us out right now.

Yeah. That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Get out of here. Go! Go! Go!

The CD is still there.

Then, what did he listen to?

Steve, which CD did you listen to?

That's our EP.

Get out and never come back again. You hear me?

I still love you.

Yeah, I know.

What's up, guys?

Hey!

What are you doing with my stuff, dude?

Nothing man. I was just waiting here for a long time.

I went through all of your comics by the way. I Hope you don't mind.

Are you guys okay?

I was trying to call you all night.

You look kind of...

Anyway, I just came because I wanted to show you something.

It's incredible.

Very surprised.

Oh, wow.

Good. Very nice!

Something about the lyrics that made me feel...

Young people's music. Nice.

The bass was really good.

Post Modern Rock!

That's how you make rhymes.

They use guitar. They use drum.

Very good.

Amazingly consistent.

It had beat, rhythm, like modern musicians.

What else do you want?

Dude, this is really well done.

How did you do it?

I sat all night and did this bro.

I don't know, man.

Who are these people?

Who are these people?

These are your fans bro!

Your fans!

Fans huh? - Yeah.

Look at them, man!

Wow man! Rohan We were...

Performing for the wrong audience, dude.

You were right.

They're out there, dude.

We have an audience, dude.

We have an audience.

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