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Hey, you guys wanna go next?

Ya sure. Can we?

Yeah. Your band's name would be?

We are 'The Huge Hounds.'

Alright.

And you will be playing?

We are playing... - Beatles.

Beatles. - They are going to play Beatles

Yes, they will play 'Hey, Jude'.

No actually.

Let me guess. What's the difference…

No, they will... - Go, screw yourselves okay.

Guys, seriously. Tell me what you're playing.

We are playing...

Hey, Jude.

Sh…

What the hell is your problem?

There's no problem. - What's the problem?

Dude, this is an open mic.

You just do your music.

And we will play our music.

Don't call it "your" music.

- Why not? Just play your music.

I'm not talking about our music.

I'm talking about you calling it your music.

Dude! You play your music.

And we will play our music.

You're calling "your" music as "our" music is bullshit.

Because it's not "your" music.

what the hell are you saying?

It's not "your" music. It's the Beatles' music!!

Yes. - Is it?

Alright. "Shoe Sounds". You're up next.

We are the Huge Hounds.

Screw you, guys.

Go. Go. Go.

Bro, Kenneth?

Do you think we should close the show tonight?

Do you want to go last? - Yes, why not?

Give it up for Nigel, everybody.

Next we have up is Huge Mounds.

Give it up for Huge Mounds.

It's Huge Hounds.

I mean the audience has been listening to cover songs all night.

So let's give them something original like…

Send them home feeling like.

Like…

Yes, like that…

No, like… - Like…

Not that. Like… - Like…

What you guys doing? - Nothing. We are just…

Discussing how to close the show tonight.

We are going to play all our originals.

Oh, great. So listen.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to playing at 7pm at Sea Zone...

But I'm not sure if I can make it.

Because my drummer's sister has got this Tibetian Doberman mix…

That ovulates like once every seven years. I am not sure what to do.

So I want to take her out and show her the moonlight...

Feed her some ginger. It's the whole freaking thing.

But listen, do you want to do my slot instead?

Yeah. Yeah.

Dude. - Dude.

We've got our first solo gig.

Yes, but we don't have enough songs.

Yeah, but we've two original songs…

Which is pretty much like 15 cover songs.

You're right. Then I can introduce the song for like three minutes.

Okay, you do that.

You talk to the audience because you are better with people.

Ya, okay. So basically. Five plus five is ten. - Yeah.

Then three plus three is six.

So, we have 11 minutes. - No, that's 16.

Wait how long is the gig?

Nigel, how long is the gig? Great! He's left long time ago!

Alright guys, you're next.

Actually dude we were wondering, if we could close the show?

Because, we've originals so I thought the audience might like it because… - Yeah.

Everybody's is done. So, you have to close the show.

Oh nice. Nice.

Nice.

Let's do this? - We'd love to.

Yeah.

Alright, ladies and gentlemen. We are Kenneth and Rohan.

Our first song is going to be an original.

It's called Die Trying.

It's a song we have been working on for 2 years now.

And it really represents us as a band.

So, hope you guys like it…

Let's do this, alright?

1… 2… 1 2 3 4… Shhhh

I didn't order for bread sticks.

Sorry, sir. I will check and come.

We will do that again.

1… 2… 1 2 3 4…

Yeah, I've been here. - So, it's cool.

Bro… Where's the stage?

I think she might know.

Please!

Oh Please! She's too hot to know technical stuff.

Excuse me.

Hi, we're looking for the manager.

I'm the manager. - Oh, hi!

You're the manager?

Yeah, I'm the manager.

Who are you guys?

We're the band that's playing today.

You're the band that's playing tonight?

Yeah.

We're the band that's playing tonight.

Guys, sorry… Where's the stage?

It's over there.

Cool!

Come Rohan, let's set up.

Rohan! Come.

Buddy… come.

How's this a stage?

I don't know!

Nothing is done.

No light set up bro!

Sir! Where's light set up?

Light set up?

Sweet or salty?

Huh? - Huh?

Sweet or salty lime soda?

Light set up!

Sir, you won't find anything like that here…

It's okay.

We just have to believe in ourselves.

We have to fix this whole place...

Because this is a shitty one!

I can smell armpits… Oh, it's you!

What do you think?

Bro, it's sound. It's very technical, okay…

Just turn it slightly 45 degrees outwards.

Too much, okay.

The sound will hit the wall.

Then it'll bounce off to that corner.

It'll converge there and hit the audience.

Technically that makes sense.

But there's a black board with the crab menu.

It's going to hit the ceiling and it'll be lost man!

I'll take care of it. - Thanks, man.

Got it! Say something.

Hey! - No, dude. Keep it straight.

Roger that!!

No one's coming for this show.

Hey, Prakriti, right?

Prakriti. - Right.

I was wondering if you could shut down the bar during the performance…

Because it's going to distract…

No.

Cool.

She said no.

Screw it. - Screw it.

Let's do this. - Let's do this.

Thank you, that was the first song.

That was the first song.

Our next song… We're going to play...

A song about going against the system, how it puts us down…

And, you know, it's quite a difficulty in this world…

We try our best. It's a song…

That Rohan and I... - Bro, who's that guy coming?

Rohan and I wrote this song 2 years ago.

It's about when I went to get my driver's license.

He's walking towards the stage.

Then the government official…

He caught me you know…

He's unpacking guitars.

What is this? A fish market? Can you keep it down?

Can you keep it down?

Can you keep…

Hey, man! - Hey, man! - What are you doing?

You do your thing. I just heard you guys from outside.

I think it sounds freaking great, bro!

Thanks.

Okay, then, we're ready for our next song. 1…

2… 1 2 3 4…

Guys, can you get off the stage please?

Jason has to set up for the next band.

What? - Yo, Prakriti!

You fixed the sound!

Oh, yeah.

Sounds sick. - Don't worry about it.

This is freaking bullshit man!

C'mon, Prakriti. You didn't tell us there's another band.

I didn't tell you there was not going to be another band performing.

That's a very good point.

What? No! Are we at least going to be paid for this?

Sure. Beers are on the house.

Beers? This was supposed to be our first paid gig.

You know what? Fine. - Sir, I'll have 25 beers, large.

Two beers, small.

Hey Soundarya! - Hey!

So glad you finally made it. - I'm so sorry…

We almost had to cancel. You know what it's like with corporate shows.

I know, you probably made 10 times more…

Than you would from ticket sales today!

What? - Ticket sales?

You guys are splitting ticket sales?

We're splitting the sales?

I thought we were keeping all of them.

No, don't worry. I just got these guys as back up.

Excuse me, what did you call us?

Relax, guys. You're not back up.

Let's just say you guys are opening for us.

We don't open for anyone, okay?

It's ok… It's fine.

Hi, beauti- Hi, I'm Kenneth.

This is… what's your name? Rohan!… This is Rohan, my band mate.

Hi.

We play originals.

Yeah, I know you didn't ask. But we didn't know…

We're performing before you guys. So, just a little…

Miscommunication that will be sorted.

If you guys play originals…

Do you want to open for us at Hysteria?

We don't play at clubs. - It's not a club.

It's a Concert.

Hey, guys. The set up is ready.

What's up, man? I'm Jason.

Oh hey.

Jason. - Hi.

Nice to meet you. I'm the band manager. - Jason, is the…

Sorry?

Is the PA mix ready? - Yeah.

Are the guitars tuned?

No. But how does it matter?

I'll just check. - Yeah.

All right, let's go.

Hey! Have a good show.

Thanks, cutie.

She just called me…

They called us an opening band, dude!

Yeah, that's not okay.

Sir! Get the beers.

We fixed the sound, bro.

It sounds heavenly.

Look at these people enjoying sell-out pop music bullshit!

Look at that woman, bro. - Yeah.

It's not even that exciting! - Yeah.

Just look at her.

Making people happy with her music.

It's almost like she's a sliver of hope...

In the mundanity of their everyday lives.

Yeah, exactly.

What? - Huh?

It's a bunch of bullshit. - Yeah.

''I only think of you…

Walking around with someone new.''

''And it makes me go crazy.''

Hey, guys! When are you going up? - Great!

So, we came to see how you're going to fill one hour…

With 2 original songs!

Dude, is that Soundarya?

Nice! - How do you know her? Do you know her?

That's Purple Harmony, dude.

No, as in personally do you know...

They've a really good album.

Shut up!

As if you're John Lennon or something!

Dude, they're using basic guitar patches.

It sounds so fake. It's all synthesized.

I mean, the EQ is all over the place.

Where are the mids and lows? Anybody? ...You know what I'm saying.

What's your problem, dude?

Look at everyone. They seem to be enjoying the music.

Whatever!

So, when are you guys going up?

Wait, are you guys done? - Yeah, we're done.

So you opened for them. - No, we did not.

We didn't open for them. They closed for us.

You guys are such hypocrites!

Sir, 2 beers.

You criticize all open micers.

Sir, I said beer.

And you say you're the only ones who play real music.

This is lime soda!

And here you are!

Opening for a pop band!

That makes you worse than a pop band, bro!

Okay, too much!

Just because we opened for them and they're really cute…

like really cute… doesn't mean…

That we support their music.

That's the worst logic I've ever heard.

That's like telling everyone you have a yacht…

And then I see you on Ulsoor Lake with a small boat paddling… Like that!

You're sell-outs bro! - Oh yeah?

Yeah!

Where are you going?

We're sell-outs, right?

I'll just go help them out... Fix their sound for them.

Could you increase the treble on Soundarya's voice because I can't hear it?

See! He's nice.

''Everything just keeps getting better and better.''

He looks like a tough nut but…

Inside he's like caramel.

How about this for an opening act?

Hey! What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You want to pour the drink into it?

You want to sabotage the song?

No, uncle. I don't know.

I knew it! - What are you guys doing?

They're faking it!

They're trying to ruin our show!

Uncle, they're using backing tracks.

Kenny, look at them.

Don't call for back up.

I'm not calling for back up.

Uncle, backing tracks.

What is… What is backing...

It's like karaoke…

But music is on the speakers and they're just singing on the top of it.

What is your problem?

But uncle, it's not even real!

So what?

People are enjoying! Hey, guys…

Boo this guy down!

No boo! Everybody relax.

Uncle… - Ok, Stop!

Stop!

Don't boo, stop!

Sound check, fellow!

Why are you asking us to stop?

Sound check… I was performing earlier!

What?

I'm with the band, Uncle.

No! He sabotaged.

No… - He sabotaged…

Please relax. Calm down.

Calm down.

No!

Sabotage. - Uncle, no.

Kenny, was this your idea?

Obviously it's not my idea.

But Rohan is making sense.

Of course I'm making sense.

You guys are frauds. You have backing tracks.

We're not frauds.

You're lucky you guys even got to open for us!

We didn't open…

You know what? You're going to open for us...

At Mysteria!

It's Hysteria, dumbass!

Guys, if you want to perform at Hysteria…

You've to record an album.

Shut up, Jason!

Thank you! One guy! Thank you…

That's it. I'm calling security.

Prakriti, wait!

Wait, we're going!

Uncle, please calm down.

We're going.

We're going to show you…

What real music is…

At Lysteria.

It's Hysteria, idiot!

Say something at least.

What do you want me to say?

I don't know. What was that lime soda thing?

Oh no!

I asked that guy for beer 10 times but he gave me lime soda.

Not that. The whole sabotage thing with it, dude.

Are you crazy?

Okay, go make one band with that uncle.

Forget it.

You know now we have to make an album, right?

To get into it?

What?

We have to make an EP to get into the concert.

That's what that Jason said.

Who? - That guy.

Oh that short guy. - Yeah.

Fine.

Let's do it.

Yeah, let's do it. - Let's make an EP.

We have to.

That uncle was crazy though.

Yeah, dude. He was insane.

I think it's something to do with the crabs. I've not seen an uncle…

Losing it like that.

Dude, we should call our EP 'Crab'. - That's a terrible idea.

That's a great idea.

Then, why don't you just call it STD?

You can call it STD - easily available!

I was joking.

I think it's a great idea.

Dude, I got really scared when that uncle grabbed your neck.

I was scared he's going to grab something else!

I didn't think of that. It's okay, at least some action you're getting there!

Screw you, dude!

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