Original subtitles

- ALL RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE WEARING

SAFETY GOGGLES IF I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS.

- ALL RIGHT, SAFETY MEETING.

GARY DOESN'T FEEL SAFE. HE WANTS GOGGLES.

- "GOGGLES" WANTS GOGGLES. - THAT'S WHAT "GOGGLES" SAID.

- I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED "GOGGLES."

- YOU CAN'T VETO YOUR OWN NICKNAME.

HOW ABOUT BACKFAT?

- I DON'T EVEN HAVE BACKFAT.

GOGGLES DOESN'T HAVE BACKFAT.

- BACKFAT IT IS.

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER.

- RIGHT.

- PETE, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY FOR A MINUTE?

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

- I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ALONE,

IT'S KIND OF A DELICATE MATTER.

- ALL RIGHT. GUYS, HOLD THE WORK, HOLD THE WORK!

ALEX NEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING.

- OKAY, OKAY.

THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, BUT, UM...

YOU KNOW HOW BEN GAVE ME THAT REALLY PRETTY NECKLACE?

- YEAH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE KNOW ABOUT THE NECKLACE.

- WELL I WAS GOING TO WEAR IT THIS WEEKEND,

AND THIS IS DEFINITELY IN NO WAY AN ACCUSATION,

BUT IT'S--IT'S MISSING.

- SOUNDS LIKE AN ACCUSATION.

- YOU THINK WE JACKED YOUR NECKLACE?

- I WAS JUST WONDERING IF ANY OF YOU GUYS HAD SEEN IT.

- MAYBE IN OUR GETAWAY VAN?

- THIS IS SOME RACIST CRAP.

- ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF US ARE WHITE,

SO IT'S KIND OF CONFUSING.

- DAMN IT, BACKFAT, GET INDIGNANT.

- OKAY, GUYS?

FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

- NO, YOU CAN'T UN-RING THAT BELL.

ALL RIGHT BOYS, LET'S BRING IT IN.

CONFESSION TIME,

I TOOK THE NECKLACE.

- WHAT? I JUST CALLED HER A BIGOT.

- I SAW IT IN THE BATHROOM, AND I GOT CURIOUS.

- YOU'VE GOT A CURIOUS PROBLEM.

- IT'S BROKEN. - YEAH, AND I BROKE IT.

- ALEX.

I SNUCK IN LIKE AN INDIAN.

- I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT.

- I JUST DID.

EXCITING WEEKEND COMING UP, HUH?

BIG PARTNER WEDDING.

- MM-HM.

- NUMBER THREE FOR ANTHONY.

I DID SOME OF MY BEST PRE-NUP WORK ON THIS ONE.

IF THEY SPLIT UP, HE GETS TO KEEP HER BOOB JOB.

- IT WAS, UH, SO GENEROUS OF YOU TO HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE.

- IT'S A HUGE WRITE-OFF.

HOW'S MY LITTLE CATERER?

- SHE'S ALL READY FOR YOU.

- THANK YOU AGAIN FOR RECOMMENDING YOUR SISTER.

- I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

- TELL HER TO SCRATCH THE TUNA CONES.

- NOT THE GO-BETWEEN. - ALEX...

MAY I SPEAK TO YOU CANDIDLY?

- SURE.

- I WANT THIS WEDDING TO GO WELL FOR YOU.

- FOR ME? IT'S NOT--

IT'S NOT MY BIG DAY.

- IN A WAY, IT IS.

YOU HAD SUCH A ROUGH TIME LAST YEAR.

- YEAH, IT WAS-- IT HAD ITS MOMENTS.

- YEAH, WELL, WITH DEREK'S EMBEZZLEMENT,

AND THE DIVORCE, AND THE DRUNKEN HOLIDAY PARTY DEBACLE.

- HEY, THAT WAS FOOD POISONING.

- FOOD POISONING? VERY GOOD.

- NO, SHELLFISH.

I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.

- LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO SHOW EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND

THAT YOUR LIFE IS BACK ON TRACK.

YOU STILL WANT TO BE PARTNER, RIGHT?

- ABSOLUTELY, YES.

- GOOD. WHO YOU BRINGING?

- MY BOYFRIEND, BEN.

- AW, IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, BEN, BRINGING HIS A-GAME?

- YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HIM.

- IT'S NOT JUST ME,

HE HAS TO PASS THE SMELL TEST WITH THE PARTNERS' WIVES.

JULIA, AND MY LITTLE ANNA.

SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE...

ANYHOO, I'M OUT.

HUP!

- SO YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ON CALL

THIS WEEKEND FOR THE WEDDING?

- BRINGING MY A-GAME.

AH, GOD, IT'S 7:00 A.M.,

I'M LATE FOR SURGERY.

- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

- TRIPLE BYPASS. - NERVOUS?

- I PLAY GOD EVERY DAY, BABE.

- COCKY'S NOT SEXY, BEN.

YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S GOT A BLUE-COLLAR SPIN.

- WELL LOOK WHO'S ON TIME. IS THE OCEAN CLOSED?

- DON'T LOVE HIM STAYING OVER.

SENDS A WEIRD MESSAGE.

- CHARLIE'S AT SCREWSIE'S.

- YES, IT'S GOT TO BE SUPER-CONFUSING FOR THE KID.

- YOU'RE BLOCKING ME IN.

- THE DRIVEWAY'S FOR COMMERCIAL VEHICLES ONLY.

OKAY, FIRST TIME'S A WARNING,

SECOND TIME WE FILL YOUR CAR WITH CONCRETE.

SO, YEAH, THINGS GET OUT OF CONTROL REAL QUICK.

OKAY, LET'S MOVE IT, HANDYMAN.

I GOT SURGERY.

- IS IT ME, OR DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE "SURGERY"?

- BACK TO YOUR CORNERS, BOYS.

- CAN'T GET ME DOWN, PETEY.

I'M IN THE AFTERGLOW.

- THAT WAS CREEPY.

WOW, FIVE WEEKS,

HE'S BUYING YOU JEWELRY,

AND YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO A WEDDING.

ZERO TO 60.

VROOOM!

GARY WILL GET THAT.

- DON'T TRY TO GET IN MY HEAD.

- OH, I'M ALREADY THERE.

JUST MAKING A COUPLE OF POP-TARTS IN YOUR MIND KITCHEN.

- MM, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SMACK TALK?

- DING! OH, THEY'RE DONE.

CAN SMELL THE BRAIN CINNAMON.

- GOT A SURGERY TO GET TO.

- NOBODY CARES, BEN.

- COME ON, NO--HEY--

HEY, TERRY, YOU GAVE STEVE MY THURSDAY NIGHT SHIFT.

THAT'S-- THAT'S MY BIG TIP NIGHT.

- I'VE ASKED YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR TIP JAR OUT.

- I KNOW, I KNOW.

"WINK, WINK, CORPORATE POLICY, NO TIPS."

- IT IS CORPORATE POLICY.

- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TERRY.

I'LL CUT YOU IN FOR A "FINSKY."

- I GAVE STEVE THURSDAY NIGHT BECAUSE HE NEEDS THE WORK.

HIS WIFE HAS EPSTEIN-BARR.

WHATEVER THAT IS.

- IT'S A REAL THING. SHE'S SUPER-TIRED.

- THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT MY WORKING ATTITUDE.

- I'LL ALERT THE EMPLOYEE- OF-THE-MONTH COMMITTEE.

- COME ON, TERRY, BE A GUY.

- I AM A GUY. - TER--TER--

YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST RUDE.

- WHAT'S HER NECKLACE STATUS?

- MY COUSIN THE JEWELER WHO'S CRAZY-FAST...

IS CRAZY-CLOSED.

- OKAY, PLAN "B,"

GARY SNEAKS UP AND PUTS IT IN HER ROOM.

WHAT?

- GOOD CALL.

IF HE GETS CAUGHT, WE CAN TAKE THE HIT.

- HE'S EXPENDABLE.

- OKAY, I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY.

- WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH YOU.

- NO, THERE'S ACTUALLY A HINT OF TRUTH IN ALL THIS.

YOU GUYS HAVEN'T TRULY ACCEPTED ME AS A PART OF THE CREW.

- HERE COME THE ORANGE TEARS.

- AND--

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE "SECRET STEAK NIGHT."

- WHAT, WERE YOU JUST--

SERIOUSLY WEREN'T GOING TO INVITE ME, OR...

- DO YOU REALLY WANT TO COME IF YOU HAVE TO BEG FOR AN INVITE?

- YES.

- VOTE ON GARY COMING TO "SECRET STEAK NIGHT."

both: AYE. - NAY.

- GOT TO BE UNANIMOUS. REVOTE.

both: NAY. - AYE.

- REVOTE, AYE. both: NAY.

- WHY DO I WANT TO BE IN THIS CLUB?

- WANT A REFILL?

- I NEVER GOT ANY.

WHAT'S IN THIS?

- RUM.

- I KIND OF LIKE IT.

- ONE DAY, I'LL LET YOU TRY MY BROWNIES.

- HEY.

DINNER'S IN TEN MINUTES.

- I FILLED UP ON RUM CAKE.

- DID YOU? THANKS FOR BABYSITTING.

CHEESECAKE.

- WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

- YOU TALKING TO CHARLIE?

- YEAH. YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON, CHARLIE?

- JUST EATING DESSERTS.

- MM, DYNAMITE.

- THAT'S A WEIRD PLACE TO REST, GARY.

- YEAH, IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

- LET ME...GET THE DOOR.

OH, HI.

- HEY, SON.

UM, LISTEN, THIS IS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING,

BUT, UH, I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON SCRATCH.

I NEED A LITTLE "WALKING AROUND" MONEY.

- TRADITIONALLY, THE FATHER GIVES THE SON ALLOWANCE.

- YEAH. TERRY TOTALLY SCREWED ME ON MY CHERRY SHIFT.

- YOU LOST THURSDAYS? - YEAH.

- HEY, SCREWSIE'S LOOKING FOR CATERING HELP.

- BARTENDER OR WAITER?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR A BOWTIE?

- REALLY DON'T HAVE THE DETAILS.

- BECAUSE THEY'RE DEMEANING.

THEY'RE LIKE A SCARLET "U" FOR UNEMPLOYED ACTORS.

- OKAY.

- OKAY, I'M IN.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR A BOWTIE.

- I HAVE NEITHER THE AUTHORITY TO HIRE YOU,

NOR THE INTEREST IN CONTINUING THIS CONVERSATION.

- THE--THE BOWTIE'S A DEAL BREAKER FOR ME.

- LADY VALETS. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

- DO YOU WHAT, EXACTLY?

- I DON'T KNOW, GIVE THEM MY CAR.

SO, UH, YOU READY FOR MY A-GAME?

HUH? 'CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO BLOW BOB'S MIND.

I GOTTA GO.

- WHAT?

- I'M SORRY. I HAVE SURGERY.

- ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU'RE GOING TO GO RIGHT NOW?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A HEART TRANSPLANT.

THERE'S NOT A LOT OF WIGGLE ROOM.

I AM SO SORRY.

SORRY!

- CAN'T SOMEONE ELSE DO IT?!

GOOD EVENING.

- ALEX?

- OH, JULIA!

ANNA, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

- I HEARD YOU'RE IN VENICE NOW.

- YES, I LOVE IT.

- AH. BOB AND I WENT TO DINNER DOWN THERE.

IT IS SUCH A SCENE.

ALL THOSE CHARACTERS, PEOPLE PARTYING,

ALL THOSE JUGGLERS.

- YES, WE HAVE A HUGE...

JESTER PROBLEM.

- SO WHERE IS THIS SURGEON

LYLE'S BEEN TELLING ME ALL ABOUT, HMM?

- YOU KNOW, HE HAD A LAST-MINUTE HEART TRANSPLANT--

both: OHH.

- IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

HE GETS...

PAGED, AND IT'S REAL...

- WELL, THEN WE SHOULD MOVE YOU TO THE SINGLES TABLE.

- I'M NOT SINGLE.

- OH, AND MY COUSIN MARK IS THERE.

HE JUST STARTED HIS FIFTH YEAR AT UCSB.

- GOOD FOR HIM.

- YEAH. - GREAT.

- I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

- FANTASTIC.

- F.Y.I., THE SURGERY STORY'S PLAIN BOGUS.

- YEAH, I'M GOING TO GET SOME WINE.

- I'LL JOIN YOU.

- WALT. - YEAH?

- TIE YOUR BOWTIE.

AND WHERE DID YOU PUT THOSE CRAB CAKES I TOLD YOU TO BRING?

- OH. - TELL ME YOU DID NOT

FORGET THEM AT YOUR HOUSE.

- NO, PRINCESS, THEY'RE IN MY CAR.

JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.

HEY, UH, PETE, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

- NOBODY TOLD ME TO WEAR A JACKET.

- IT'S STEAK NIGHT, GARY. COMMON SENSE.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO RUN THESE CRAB CAKES

IN TO MY DAD, AND THEN...

- I WAS PECKISH.

- HEY, COULD YOU SAY HI TO SCREWSIE, IF YOU SEE HER?

- WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?

- 'CAUSE IT MIGHT GET KIND OF WEIRD.

- OR BOLD. HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE, BACKFAT.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO INSECURE.

WHEW.

- BACKFAT NEED A BACKBONE.

- ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT THIS.

- YEAH, I DO.

- WAS THAT GARY?

- ALMOST.

- OH, I OWE YOU FOR THIS.

- FEELS LIGHT. - YEAH, CLEM TOOK HIS CUT.

- OH, WELL, SINCE THE SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN.

MM. MMM!

- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

- CRAB CAKES. GET IN ON THIS.

THIS IS MY SON, PETE.

- MASTER PETE. - THIS IS GERALD.

GERALD AND I DID THE ODD COUPLE IN TOLUCA LAKE.

- OH. - INCOMING.

- OOP.

- HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THESE? FEELS LIGHT.

UM, FELT GOOD TO ME.

- HI, PETE. - HEY.

- TIE YOUR BOWTIE.

- ABSOLUTELY.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- JUST DROPPING OFF SOME APPETIZERS.

WHOA, SAFETY MEETING.

YOU ARE ON FIRE.

- THANK YOU.

- AND YOUR LEGS LOOK--

- THAT'S ENOUGH.

- SO BEN'S GOT "SURGERY"?

- YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, YOU JUST SHOWING UP HERE,

DON'T YOU THINK?

- YOU THINK I'M CRASHING THE WEDDING TO BE WITH YOU?

- I DON'T KNOW-- YOU USUALLY WEAR A JACKET

WHEN YOU DELIVER APPETIZERS?

- IT'S SECRET STEAK NIGHT. - WHY IS IT SECRET?

- I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY.

- I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA GO.

THE GUYS ARE IN THE TRUCK, WAITING FOR ME.

ENJOY MY TAILLIGHTS.

- I WILL NOT. - WELL, IS THIS THE FAMOUS BEN?

- OH, NO, NO, NO.

THIS IS PETE, HE WAS JUST-- - HOW YOU DOING?

- YOU SHOW UP TO A BLACK TIE EVENT IN THAT?

ARE YOU HIGH?

- PROBABLY NOT STILL.

- OOH, ARE YOU BUSTING BALLS? IS HE BUSTING BALLS?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- I LOVE IT. WE'RE DOING SHOTS.

COME ON. - GREAT.

WE'RE DOING SHOTS.

- BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO, NOW YOU WANT ME TO STAY?

YES.

- I CAN'T--WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

- PLEASE.

- I'M REALLY CONFUSED, JUST TELL ME

THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR HERO.

- PLEASE, PETE, BE MY HERO.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS CLOWN?

- WELL-- - I'M HER CONTRACTOR.

- I WISH I WAS HANDY.

MY SECOND WIFE'S BROTHER WAS SUPER-HANDY.

LOSING HIM WAS THE WORST PART OF THE DIVORCE.

- THAT WAS PROBABLY PRETTY ROUGH ON THE KIDS TOO.

- THEY BOUNCE.

EXCEPT FOR JASON. HE'S--PUH.

HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT. HE'S IN CABO WITH MOMMY.

- OH, I LOVE CABO.

- IT'S THE BEST.

- AND YOU KNOW PASEO'S?

OH, INCREDIBLE FISH TACOS.

GOOGLE IT. SURF SHACK

- YOU SURF TOO?

- ONLY WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK.

- THAT'S IT, DONE.

WE'RE SWITCHING JACKETS AND I'M LEAVING HERE AS YOU.

GIVE ME SOME HAIR!

- THAT MAN HAS A SERIOUS CRUSH ON ME.

- YEAH, YOU COULD BE THE NEXT ANNA.

- WELL, UH, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

YOU WANNA JUST LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE NIGHTSTAND, OR--

- BUY YOU DINNER, IF IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CHEAP.

- I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO BE.

- I'M BEYOND PECKISH RIGHT NOW.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

- ABOUT A QUARTER OF A TANK.

SHOULDN'T WE TURN THIS OFF?

- I NEED MY BOOTY HEAT.

MY BACK RUNS COLD.

- OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I'M STARVING.

- YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE...

A BLOND T-BONE TO ME RIGHT NOW.

- DIBS ON HIS BACKFAT.

- THE BACKFAT IS THE SWEETEST PART OF A GARY.

- WHAT HE'S DOING IN THERE?

- MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO LEAVE, BUT HE CAN'T.

- HE'S NOT TRAPPED, IT'S A WEDDING, NOT A WELL.

- YOU NEVER BEEN MARRIED? - MM-MMM.

- YOU EVER HAVE STEAK TARTARE?

YOU EVER HAVE THAT?

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHO I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE?

HARRISON FORD.

- OH, HE IS SO TYPECAST.

- HE'S TOTALLY PIGEON-HOLED. HE CAN ONLY PLAY THE LEAD.

- HANDCUFFED. - YEAH.

- YEAH. YEAH.

- WHO'S THAT?

- OOH, PRETTY DRESS.

- WHOLE THING'S ABOUT TWO SEASONS BEHIND, THOUGH.

- YES, SHE'S NOT FROM L.A.

- NO. - BOSTON.

- YEAH. - MAYBE CINCINNATI.

- COULD BE...YEAH.

DEFINITELY AN OUT-OF-TOWNER THOUGH, RIGHT?

- PERFECT. SHE'LL BE GOING TO THE AIRPORT

RIGHT AFTER THE FAREWELL BRUNCH.

- WHILE STILL SMELLING OF MY MUSK.

DIBS.

- BASTARD.

I'M NOT BUSSING YOUR TABLES.

- OKAY. - I'M TELLING YOU THAT NOW.

- OKAY.

both: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

SUCK IT, RIGGINS!

- I HAVE A BRUISED RIB, SO--

- IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO WEAR A BRA?

BROS? YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?

- ABSOLUTELY NOT.

- UH, NO, THIS IS A WORK EVENT FOR US, SO...

- I GET IT, MA'AM.

- PETE, TABLE EIGHT WANTS TO MEET YOU.

- OH, AND I'D LOVE TO MEET THEM, CHUCK,

BUT I NEED A SECOND HERE.

GOOD GOD, I'M BLOWIN' UP.

- I GOT BEER ALL OVER MY SHOE.

- YOU SPILLED? I CALL D.Q. ON CHUG CONTEST.

- FIRST, SHE SAYS HER BOYFRIEND HAS SURGERY.

- THEN TEN MINUTES LATER

SHE'S WITH THAT RIDICULOUS CONTRACTOR.

- WELL, HE WAS KIND OF HOT.

MARK SAID SHE WAS CHUGGING BEER?

- IT'S LIKE THE HOLIDAY PARTY ALL OVER AGAIN.

- AND SHE WANTS TO BE PARTNER?

- SHE'S A MESS.

- AH, WOW, WHAT THEY SAY? SAID..."KIND OF HOT."

THAT'S GOOD. ARE YOU OKAY?

COME WITH ME.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- TRUST ME.

- I SIMPLY DON'T.

- COME ON.

- EXCUSE ME, DUDE.

- WE'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS PLACE UP.

- OH, REALLY?

- SO ARE YOU TEAM BRIDE, OR GROOM?

- AH, THE BRIDE'S MY SISTER.

- OH, YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S GETTING MARRIED.

- YEAH. - YEAH. FEELING THE HEAT?

- UH, IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH.

- YEAH, IT IS.

- YOU LOCAL? - I'M ACTUALLY DOWN FROM OREGON.

ARE YOU NOW?

- WALT!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

TO BE CONTINUED.

- OKAY.

- * THESE ARMS OF MINE

- KIND OF LIKE DANCING ON AIR.

- NOT AT ALL.

- ALL RIGHT, COME WITH ME.

- WHERE--WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT CALAMARI, DID YOU?

- NO, WHAT CALAMARI?

- THAT'S WHAT DID YOU IN

AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY LAST YEAR,

WHEN YOU GOT THAT AWFUL FOOD POISONING,

WHICH WAS CONFIRMED BY THOSE TWO SEPARATE DOCTORS.

- YES, AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS HAMMERED.

- THEY'RE NOT LISTENING. - THEY DON'T CARE.

- YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE A LOT SEXIER IF YOU JUST LET ME LEAD.

- YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DANCER.

- I'M GOING TO DIP YOU. - OH, NO, DON'T.

- I'M GOING TO DIP YOU HARD. - PLEASE DON'T.

UHH!

- YEAH, THEY'RE NOT LOOKING.

STAY IN IT, BACK STRAIGHT.

SHOULDERS.

- ABORT, I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND BEER IN MY HEAD.

OOH. - OH.

- I GOT A, UH--I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING.

BOB, CAN I CUT IN, PLEASE?

HI, ANNA.

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, A LITTLE WHILE AGO.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE DECIDING FACTOR

ON WHO MAKES PARTNER,

LET ME JUST THROW SOME NUMBERS AT YOU.

LAST YEAR I BILLED 2,200 HOURS, BROUGHT IN SIX NEW CLIENTS,

AND GOT EXACTLY ONE STANDING OFFER FROM HIRSCH AND HANSON

TO BE, GUESS WHAT, A PARTNER.

THINK ABOUT IT. YOU TOO, BOB.

ENJOY MY HEADLIGHTS.

- TAILLIGHTS.

- TAILLIGHTS.

- I HOPE SHE DOESN'T PUKE LIKE LAST YEAR.

- YOU KNOW, THAT VEERED FROM MY ORIGINAL PLAN.

- YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE DANCER, I HAD TO IMPROVISE.

- I'VE GOT THIS RIB INJURY. - REALLY?

- IT JUST HURTS TO MOVE LATERALLY.

- IT'S LIKE-- - YEAH, MM-HMM.

THANKS FOR HANGING AROUND.

- YOU KIND OF WENT APE OUT THERE.

- MY GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

IT'S GOING TO BITE ME IN THE ASS ON MONDAY.

- SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATE

IN A WORKPLACE SETTING, THEY END UP RESPECTING YOU MORE,

FOR BEING HONEST.

- THEY DON'T. REALLY?

- THEY DO.

AND, YOU KNOW,

ALEX...

I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY.

- GARY TOOK YOUR NECKLACE.

AND HE BROKE IT.

I'D APPRECIATE IT IF, YOU KNOW,

I COULD HANDLE THIS INTERNALLY.

HE'S, UH-- HE'S NOT A BAD KID.

- JUST TO BE CLEAR, ANY GROUND YOU GAINED TONIGHT

YOU JUST LOST.

- SO, WE'RE AT ZERO AGAIN. - PRETTY MUCH.

- I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. - OKAY.

- WHERE ARE WE NEXT WEEK?

- YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLY FIRED.

- OH. WELL, I'D TURN IN MY BOWTIE, BUT I FLUSHED IT.

- BOB INVITED ME TO HIS HOUSE IN TELLURIDE.

- GOOD. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE PARTNER BEFORE I DO.

- HOW MANY YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL DO YOU NEED FOR THAT?

- WOW, ANYBODY GOING BY THE MARINA DEL REY DAY'S INN?

- OUT OF TOWNER? - THE BRIDE'S SISTER.

- RACHEL? SHE'S CRAZY.

- THAT'S PORTLAND'S PROBLEM.

- I'M OUT.

- I'M ON IT.

HEY, MARK.

HEY, TWO GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE.

ACTUALLY, CAN I GET THE BOTTLE?

EXPECTING A BIG NIGHT?

- ALWAYS.

THANK YOU, SIR.

- YOU MADE IT.

*

- * MAKE A WISH, BABY

- HOW'D THE SURGERY GO? - HE DIED.

- BUT, IN THE HELICOPTER, SO IT'S ALL GOOD,

YOU KNOW, LIABILITY-WISE.

STILL, IT'S A--IT'S A LOSS. - YEAH.

- IS THERE ANY FOOD LEFT?

- YEAH. - OKAY.

- * LET MY LOVE RAIN DOWN ON YOU *

* WE COULD WASH AWAY THE PAST *

- LEAVING SO EARLY?

- WELL, MY DATE'S DATE SHOWED UP.

- BUMMER.

- IT'S ALL GOOD.

I'M IN HER HEAD NOW.

- OH, WE'RE STARVING!

- OKAY, BOYS, LATE-NIGHT STEAK NIGHT.

- GARY, REMIND ME TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP

ABOUT SOME POTENTIAL MONDAY MORNING WEIRDNESS.

- COME ON, COME ON. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

- UH-OH.

OUT OF GAS.

- CLEM...

- YOU KNOW I LOVE MY BOOTY HEAT.

HEY, TERRY, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?

- UM-- - I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY

RAISON D'ETRE.

- I'M ELOISE.

- OH, THAT'S A GREAT NAME, THAT I GAVE YOU.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GRANDDAUGHTER.

- A DAUGHTER, ACTUALLY.

MY--MY MARRIAGE ENDED, AND, UH,

WELL, NOW IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.

- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, WALT?

- TERRY, I AM COMING TO YOU TODAY WITH MY HAT IN MY HAND.

I'M NOT TOO PROUD--

- YOU HAVE ONE SON, PETE. HE'S LIKE 6'4".

- YES, ELOISE'S HALF-BROTHER.

- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - NO, THIS...

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, ELOISE,

AND WE'RE-- WE'RE VERY POOR.

- IS THIS SOME WEIRD ACTING EXERCISE?

NO, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER,

ELOISE. - WALT...

- CLEARLY, I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG APPROACH HERE.

- YOU NEED TO GET OUT.

- I WOULD LIKE MY THURSDAY NIGHT SHIFT BACK.

- NOW. - FAIR ENOUGH.

UM, JUST FOR ME, AS A NOTE, WHERE DID I LOSE YOU?

- "DAUGHTER."

SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID--

- IT'S OVER, WALT. - OKAY, HERE WE GO.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.