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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:04,605 - ALL RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE WEARING 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,307 SAFETY GOGGLES IF I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,241 - ALL RIGHT, SAFETY MEETING. 4 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:10,411 GARY DOESN'T FEEL SAFE. HE WANTS GOGGLES. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,280 - "GOGGLES" WANTS GOGGLES. - THAT'S WHAT "GOGGLES" SAID. 6 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,182 - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED "GOGGLES." 7 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,349 - YOU CAN'T VETO YOUR OWN NICKNAME. 8 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:16,350 HOW ABOUT BACKFAT? 9 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:19,353 - I DON'T EVEN HAVE BACKFAT. 10 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:20,454 GOGGLES DOESN'T HAVE BACKFAT. 11 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,589 - BACKFAT IT IS. 12 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,391 WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER. 13 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,358 - RIGHT. 14 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,530 - PETE, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY FOR A MINUTE? 15 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,564 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 16 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,566 - I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ALONE, 17 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,335 IT'S KIND OF A DELICATE MATTER. 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,570 - ALL RIGHT. GUYS, HOLD THE WORK, HOLD THE WORK! 19 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,306 ALEX NEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING. 20 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,508 - OKAY, OKAY. 21 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,177 THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, BUT, UM... 22 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,346 YOU KNOW HOW BEN GAVE ME THAT REALLY PRETTY NECKLACE? 23 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,580 - YEAH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE KNOW ABOUT THE NECKLACE. 24 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,216 - WELL I WAS GOING TO WEAR IT THIS WEEKEND, 25 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,652 AND THIS IS DEFINITELY IN NO WAY AN ACCUSATION, 26 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,221 BUT IT'S--IT'S MISSING. 27 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,388 - SOUNDS LIKE AN ACCUSATION. 28 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:55,489 - YOU THINK WE JACKED YOUR NECKLACE? 29 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,391 - I WAS JUST WONDERING IF ANY OF YOU GUYS HAD SEEN IT. 30 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,193 - MAYBE IN OUR GETAWAY VAN? 31 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,362 - THIS IS SOME RACIST CRAP. 32 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,396 - ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF US ARE WHITE, 33 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,431 SO IT'S KIND OF CONFUSING. 34 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,199 - DAMN IT, BACKFAT, GET INDIGNANT. 35 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,334 - OKAY, GUYS? 36 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,401 FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. 37 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:11,539 - NO, YOU CAN'T UN-RING THAT BELL. 38 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,375 ALL RIGHT BOYS, LET'S BRING IT IN. 39 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,177 CONFESSION TIME, 40 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,010 I TOOK THE NECKLACE. 41 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,045 - WHAT? I JUST CALLED HER A BIGOT. 42 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,214 - I SAW IT IN THE BATHROOM, AND I GOT CURIOUS. 43 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,315 - YOU'VE GOT A CURIOUS PROBLEM. 44 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:22,650 - IT'S BROKEN. - YEAH, AND I BROKE IT. 45 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,382 - ALEX. 46 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,117 I SNUCK IN LIKE AN INDIAN. 47 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,652 - I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT. 48 00:01:58,686 --> 00:01:59,653 - I JUST DID. 49 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,189 EXCITING WEEKEND COMING UP, HUH? 50 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,190 BIG PARTNER WEDDING. 51 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,357 - MM-HM. 52 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:04,425 - NUMBER THREE FOR ANTHONY. 53 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,360 I DID SOME OF MY BEST PRE-NUP WORK ON THIS ONE. 54 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,329 IF THEY SPLIT UP, HE GETS TO KEEP HER BOOB JOB. 55 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:11,399 - IT WAS, UH, SO GENEROUS OF YOU TO HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE. 56 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,301 - IT'S A HUGE WRITE-OFF. 57 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,335 HOW'S MY LITTLE CATERER? 58 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,403 - SHE'S ALL READY FOR YOU. 59 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,438 - THANK YOU AGAIN FOR RECOMMENDING YOUR SISTER. 60 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,572 - I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA. 61 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,374 - TELL HER TO SCRATCH THE TUNA CONES. 62 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:23,344 - NOT THE GO-BETWEEN. - ALEX... 63 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,347 MAY I SPEAK TO YOU CANDIDLY? 64 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,217 - SURE. 65 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,384 - I WANT THIS WEDDING TO GO WELL FOR YOU. 66 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,286 - FOR ME? IT'S NOT-- 67 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,321 IT'S NOT MY BIG DAY. 68 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,154 - IN A WAY, IT IS. 69 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,589 YOU HAD SUCH A ROUGH TIME LAST YEAR. 70 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,525 - YEAH, IT WAS-- IT HAD ITS MOMENTS. 71 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,393 - YEAH, WELL, WITH DEREK'S EMBEZZLEMENT, 72 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,396 AND THE DIVORCE, AND THE DRUNKEN HOLIDAY PARTY DEBACLE. 73 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,631 - HEY, THAT WAS FOOD POISONING. 74 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,366 - FOOD POISONING? VERY GOOD. 75 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,467 - NO, SHELLFISH. 76 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,369 I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH. 77 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,404 - LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO SHOW EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND 78 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:51,572 THAT YOUR LIFE IS BACK ON TRACK. 79 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,573 YOU STILL WANT TO BE PARTNER, RIGHT? 80 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,607 - ABSOLUTELY, YES. 81 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,409 - GOOD. WHO YOU BRINGING? 82 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,345 - MY BOYFRIEND, BEN. 83 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,579 - AW, IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, BEN, BRINGING HIS A-GAME? 84 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,580 - YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HIM. 85 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,349 - IT'S NOT JUST ME, 86 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,450 HE HAS TO PASS THE SMELL TEST WITH THE PARTNERS' WIVES. 87 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,618 JULIA, AND MY LITTLE ANNA. 88 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,619 SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE... 89 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,724 ANYHOO, I'M OUT. 90 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,464 HUP! 91 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,303 - SO YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ON CALL 92 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,304 THIS WEEKEND FOR THE WEDDING? 93 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,305 - BRINGING MY A-GAME. 94 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,406 AH, GOD, IT'S 7:00 A.M., 95 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,407 I'M LATE FOR SURGERY. 96 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,408 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 97 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,609 - TRIPLE BYPASS. - NERVOUS? 98 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,644 - I PLAY GOD EVERY DAY, BABE. 99 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,346 - COCKY'S NOT SEXY, BEN. 100 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,382 YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S GOT A BLUE-COLLAR SPIN. 101 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,016 - WELL LOOK WHO'S ON TIME. IS THE OCEAN CLOSED? 102 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,518 - DON'T LOVE HIM STAYING OVER. 103 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,586 SENDS A WEIRD MESSAGE. 104 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,321 - CHARLIE'S AT SCREWSIE'S. 105 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,622 - YES, IT'S GOT TO BE SUPER-CONFUSING FOR THE KID. 106 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,324 - YOU'RE BLOCKING ME IN. 107 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,625 - THE DRIVEWAY'S FOR COMMERCIAL VEHICLES ONLY. 108 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,327 OKAY, FIRST TIME'S A WARNING, 109 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,028 SECOND TIME WE FILL YOUR CAR WITH CONCRETE. 110 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,364 SO, YEAH, THINGS GET OUT OF CONTROL REAL QUICK. 111 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,032 OKAY, LET'S MOVE IT, HANDYMAN. 112 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,066 I GOT SURGERY. 113 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:56,003 - IS IT ME, OR DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE "SURGERY"? 114 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,405 - BACK TO YOUR CORNERS, BOYS. 115 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,309 - CAN'T GET ME DOWN, PETEY. 116 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,576 I'M IN THE AFTERGLOW. 117 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,613 - THAT WAS CREEPY. 118 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,615 WOW, FIVE WEEKS, 119 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,483 HE'S BUYING YOU JEWELRY, 120 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:12,420 AND YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO A WEDDING. 121 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,554 ZERO TO 60. 122 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,489 VROOOM! 123 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,059 GARY WILL GET THAT. 124 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,361 - DON'T TRY TO GET IN MY HEAD. 125 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,495 - OH, I'M ALREADY THERE. 126 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,697 JUST MAKING A COUPLE OF POP-TARTS IN YOUR MIND KITCHEN. 127 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,466 - MM, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SMACK TALK? 128 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,601 - DING! OH, THEY'RE DONE. 129 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,370 CAN SMELL THE BRAIN CINNAMON. 130 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,471 - GOT A SURGERY TO GET TO. 131 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,441 - NOBODY CARES, BEN. 132 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,409 - COME ON, NO--HEY-- 133 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:40,348 HEY, TERRY, YOU GAVE STEVE MY THURSDAY NIGHT SHIFT. 134 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,649 THAT'S-- THAT'S MY BIG TIP NIGHT. 135 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,017 - I'VE ASKED YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR TIP JAR OUT. 136 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,353 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 137 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,355 "WINK, WINK, CORPORATE POLICY, NO TIPS." 138 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,356 - IT IS CORPORATE POLICY. 139 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,357 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TERRY. 140 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,558 I'LL CUT YOU IN FOR A "FINSKY." 141 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,427 - I GAVE STEVE THURSDAY NIGHT BECAUSE HE NEEDS THE WORK. 142 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,562 HIS WIFE HAS EPSTEIN-BARR. 143 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,397 WHATEVER THAT IS. 144 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,633 - IT'S A REAL THING. SHE'S SUPER-TIRED. 145 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,635 - THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT MY WORKING ATTITUDE. 146 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,537 - I'LL ALERT THE EMPLOYEE- OF-THE-MONTH COMMITTEE. 147 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,373 - COME ON, TERRY, BE A GUY. 148 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,408 - I AM A GUY. - TER--TER-- 149 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,411 YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST RUDE. 150 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,416 - WHAT'S HER NECKLACE STATUS? 151 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,385 - MY COUSIN THE JEWELER WHO'S CRAZY-FAST... 152 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,386 IS CRAZY-CLOSED. 153 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,252 - OKAY, PLAN "B," 154 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:20,588 GARY SNEAKS UP AND PUTS IT IN HER ROOM. 155 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,589 WHAT? 156 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,023 - GOOD CALL. 157 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,124 IF HE GETS CAUGHT, WE CAN TAKE THE HIT. 158 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,125 - HE'S EXPENDABLE. 159 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,627 - OKAY, I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY. 160 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,362 - WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 161 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:29,563 - NO, THERE'S ACTUALLY A HINT OF TRUTH IN ALL THIS. 162 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:32,032 YOU GUYS HAVEN'T TRULY ACCEPTED ME AS A PART OF THE CREW. 163 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,434 - HERE COME THE ORANGE TEARS. 164 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,536 - AND-- 165 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,371 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE "SECRET STEAK NIGHT." 166 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,375 - WHAT, WERE YOU JUST-- 167 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,043 SERIOUSLY WEREN'T GOING TO INVITE ME, OR... 168 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,512 - DO YOU REALLY WANT TO COME IF YOU HAVE TO BEG FOR AN INVITE? 169 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,546 - YES. 170 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:49,450 - VOTE ON GARY COMING TO "SECRET STEAK NIGHT." 171 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,418 both: AYE. - NAY. 172 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,085 - GOT TO BE UNANIMOUS. REVOTE. 173 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,086 both: NAY. - AYE. 174 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,622 - REVOTE, AYE. both: NAY. 175 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,057 - WHY DO I WANT TO BE IN THIS CLUB? 176 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,459 - WANT A REFILL? 177 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,393 - I NEVER GOT ANY. 178 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,171 WHAT'S IN THIS? 179 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,540 - RUM. 180 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,474 - I KIND OF LIKE IT. 181 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,175 - ONE DAY, I'LL LET YOU TRY MY BROWNIES. 182 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,677 - HEY. 183 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,448 DINNER'S IN TEN MINUTES. 184 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,649 - I FILLED UP ON RUM CAKE. 185 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,485 - DID YOU? THANKS FOR BABYSITTING. 186 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,586 CHEESECAKE. 187 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,457 - WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 188 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,193 - YOU TALKING TO CHARLIE? 189 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:37,064 - YEAH. YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON, CHARLIE? 190 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,632 - JUST EATING DESSERTS. 191 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,401 - MM, DYNAMITE. 192 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,474 - THAT'S A WEIRD PLACE TO REST, GARY. 193 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,609 - YEAH, IT'S REALLY HEAVY. 194 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,578 - LET ME...GET THE DOOR. 195 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,151 OH, HI. 196 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,521 - HEY, SON. 197 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,457 UM, LISTEN, THIS IS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING, 198 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,626 BUT, UH, I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON SCRATCH. 199 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,194 I NEED A LITTLE "WALKING AROUND" MONEY. 200 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:10,063 - TRADITIONALLY, THE FATHER GIVES THE SON ALLOWANCE. 201 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,534 - YEAH. TERRY TOTALLY SCREWED ME ON MY CHERRY SHIFT. 202 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:17,070 - YOU LOST THURSDAYS? - YEAH. 203 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,506 - HEY, SCREWSIE'S LOOKING FOR CATERING HELP. 204 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,573 - BARTENDER OR WAITER? 205 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:20,674 - I DON'T KNOW. 206 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:21,742 - DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR A BOWTIE? 207 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,210 - REALLY DON'T HAVE THE DETAILS. 208 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,244 - BECAUSE THEY'RE DEMEANING. 209 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,247 THEY'RE LIKE A SCARLET "U" FOR UNEMPLOYED ACTORS. 210 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,616 - OKAY. 211 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,250 - OKAY, I'M IN. 212 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,184 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR A BOWTIE. 213 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,253 - I HAVE NEITHER THE AUTHORITY TO HIRE YOU, 214 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,089 NOR THE INTEREST IN CONTINUING THIS CONVERSATION. 215 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:41,529 - THE--THE BOWTIE'S A DEAL BREAKER FOR ME. 216 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,675 - LADY VALETS. DON'T MIND IF I DO. 217 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,109 - DO YOU WHAT, EXACTLY? 218 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,245 - I DON'T KNOW, GIVE THEM MY CAR. 219 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,581 SO, UH, YOU READY FOR MY A-GAME? 220 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,083 HUH? 'CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO BLOW BOB'S MIND. 221 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,218 I GOTTA GO. 222 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,219 - WHAT? 223 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,155 - I'M SORRY. I HAVE SURGERY. 224 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,122 - ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU'RE GOING TO GO RIGHT NOW? 225 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,591 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A HEART TRANSPLANT. 226 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,059 THERE'S NOT A LOT OF WIGGLE ROOM. 227 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,093 I AM SO SORRY. 228 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,563 SORRY! 229 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,197 - CAN'T SOMEONE ELSE DO IT?! 230 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,231 GOOD EVENING. 231 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:32,680 - ALEX? 232 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,082 - OH, JULIA! 233 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,249 ANNA, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 234 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,218 - I HEARD YOU'RE IN VENICE NOW. 235 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,087 - YES, I LOVE IT. 236 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,689 - AH. BOB AND I WENT TO DINNER DOWN THERE. 237 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,757 IT IS SUCH A SCENE. 238 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,159 ALL THOSE CHARACTERS, PEOPLE PARTYING, 239 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,628 ALL THOSE JUGGLERS. 240 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,163 - YES, WE HAVE A HUGE... 241 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,164 JESTER PROBLEM. 242 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,667 - SO WHERE IS THIS SURGEON 243 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,202 LYLE'S BEEN TELLING ME ALL ABOUT, HMM? 244 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:58,071 - YOU KNOW, HE HAD A LAST-MINUTE HEART TRANSPLANT-- 245 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,239 both: OHH. 246 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,674 - IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 247 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,309 HE GETS... 248 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,212 PAGED, AND IT'S REAL... 249 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,214 - WELL, THEN WE SHOULD MOVE YOU TO THE SINGLES TABLE. 250 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,348 - I'M NOT SINGLE. 251 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,083 - OH, AND MY COUSIN MARK IS THERE. 252 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,285 HE JUST STARTED HIS FIFTH YEAR AT UCSB. 253 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,286 - GOOD FOR HIM. 254 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,287 - YEAH. - GREAT. 255 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,322 - I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN. 256 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,257 - FANTASTIC. 257 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,360 - F.Y.I., THE SURGERY STORY'S PLAIN BOGUS. 258 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,663 - YEAH, I'M GOING TO GET SOME WINE. 259 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,764 - I'LL JOIN YOU. 260 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,599 - WALT. - YEAH? 261 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,200 - TIE YOUR BOWTIE. 262 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,269 AND WHERE DID YOU PUT THOSE CRAB CAKES I TOLD YOU TO BRING? 263 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,171 - OH. - TELL ME YOU DID NOT 264 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,239 FORGET THEM AT YOUR HOUSE. 265 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,341 - NO, PRINCESS, THEY'RE IN MY CAR. 266 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,677 JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES. 267 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,783 HEY, UH, PETE, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 268 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,187 - NOBODY TOLD ME TO WEAR A JACKET. 269 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,222 - IT'S STEAK NIGHT, GARY. COMMON SENSE. 270 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,758 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO RUN THESE CRAB CAKES 271 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,693 IN TO MY DAD, AND THEN... 272 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,695 - I WAS PECKISH. 273 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,363 - HEY, COULD YOU SAY HI TO SCREWSIE, IF YOU SEE HER? 274 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,665 - WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF? 275 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,166 - 'CAUSE IT MIGHT GET KIND OF WEIRD. 276 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,268 - OR BOLD. HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE, BACKFAT. 277 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,303 - I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO INSECURE. 278 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,607 WHEW. 279 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,681 - BACKFAT NEED A BACKBONE. 280 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,282 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT THIS. 281 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,250 - YEAH, I DO. 282 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,288 - WAS THAT GARY? 283 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,289 - ALMOST. 284 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,659 - OH, I OWE YOU FOR THIS. 285 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,194 - FEELS LIGHT. - YEAH, CLEM TOOK HIS CUT. 286 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:32,232 - OH, WELL, SINCE THE SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN. 287 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,401 MM. MMM! 288 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,402 - WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? 289 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,304 - CRAB CAKES. GET IN ON THIS. 290 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,739 THIS IS MY SON, PETE. 291 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,108 - MASTER PETE. - THIS IS GERALD. 292 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,243 GERALD AND I DID THE ODD COUPLE IN TOLUCA LAKE. 293 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,146 - OH. - INCOMING. 294 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,782 - OOP. 295 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,218 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THESE? FEELS LIGHT. 296 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,120 UM, FELT GOOD TO ME. 297 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,121 - HI, PETE. - HEY. 298 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,355 - TIE YOUR BOWTIE. 299 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,124 - ABSOLUTELY. 300 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,694 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 301 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,696 - JUST DROPPING OFF SOME APPETIZERS. 302 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,732 WHOA, SAFETY MEETING. 303 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,434 YOU ARE ON FIRE. 304 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,302 - THANK YOU. 305 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,370 - AND YOUR LEGS LOOK-- 306 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,172 - THAT'S ENOUGH. 307 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,340 - SO BEN'S GOT "SURGERY"? 308 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,308 - YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, YOU JUST SHOWING UP HERE, 309 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,443 DON'T YOU THINK? 310 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,311 - YOU THINK I'M CRASHING THE WEDDING TO BE WITH YOU? 311 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,412 - I DON'T KNOW-- YOU USUALLY WEAR A JACKET 312 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,114 WHEN YOU DELIVER APPETIZERS? 313 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,216 - IT'S SECRET STEAK NIGHT. - WHY IS IT SECRET? 314 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,351 - I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY. 315 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,352 - I THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 316 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,154 - YEAH, I'M GONNA GO. 317 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,322 THE GUYS ARE IN THE TRUCK, WAITING FOR ME. 318 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,323 ENJOY MY TAILLIGHTS. 319 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,727 - I WILL NOT. - WELL, IS THIS THE FAMOUS BEN? 320 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,128 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 321 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,730 THIS IS PETE, HE WAS JUST-- - HOW YOU DOING? 322 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,099 - YOU SHOW UP TO A BLACK TIE EVENT IN THAT? 323 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,300 ARE YOU HIGH? 324 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,401 - PROBABLY NOT STILL. 325 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:47,107 - OOH, ARE YOU BUSTING BALLS? IS HE BUSTING BALLS? 326 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,241 - I DON'T KNOW. 327 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,110 - I LOVE IT. WE'RE DOING SHOTS. 328 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,180 COME ON. - GREAT. 329 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,115 WE'RE DOING SHOTS. 330 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,416 - BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO, NOW YOU WANT ME TO STAY? 331 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,517 YES. 332 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,119 - I CAN'T--WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 333 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,220 - PLEASE. 334 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,354 - I'M REALLY CONFUSED, JUST TELL ME 335 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,255 THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR HERO. 336 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,425 - PLEASE, PETE, BE MY HERO. 337 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,400 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS CLOWN? 338 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,368 - WELL-- - I'M HER CONTRACTOR. 339 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,303 - I WISH I WAS HANDY. 340 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,239 MY SECOND WIFE'S BROTHER WAS SUPER-HANDY. 341 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,241 LOSING HIM WAS THE WORST PART OF THE DIVORCE. 342 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,409 - THAT WAS PROBABLY PRETTY ROUGH ON THE KIDS TOO. 343 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,777 - THEY BOUNCE. 344 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,246 EXCEPT FOR JASON. HE'S--PUH. 345 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,315 HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT. HE'S IN CABO WITH MOMMY. 346 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,416 - OH, I LOVE CABO. 347 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,417 - IT'S THE BEST. 348 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,319 - AND YOU KNOW PASEO'S? 349 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,386 OH, INCREDIBLE FISH TACOS. 350 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,222 GOOGLE IT. SURF SHACK 351 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,123 - YOU SURF TOO? 352 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,324 - ONLY WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK. 353 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,259 - THAT'S IT, DONE. 354 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,261 WE'RE SWITCHING JACKETS AND I'M LEAVING HERE AS YOU. 355 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,429 GIVE ME SOME HAIR! 356 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,133 - THAT MAN HAS A SERIOUS CRUSH ON ME. 357 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,400 - YEAH, YOU COULD BE THE NEXT ANNA. 358 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,469 - WELL, UH, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 359 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,338 YOU WANNA JUST LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE NIGHTSTAND, OR-- 360 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,340 - BUY YOU DINNER, IF IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CHEAP. 361 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,142 - I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO BE. 362 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,444 - I'M BEYOND PECKISH RIGHT NOW. 363 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,579 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 364 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,814 - ABOUT A QUARTER OF A TANK. 365 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,282 SHOULDN'T WE TURN THIS OFF? 366 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,117 - I NEED MY BOOTY HEAT. 367 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,085 MY BACK RUNS COLD. 368 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,520 - OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I'M STARVING. 369 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,322 - YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE... 370 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,490 A BLOND T-BONE TO ME RIGHT NOW. 371 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,292 - DIBS ON HIS BACKFAT. 372 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,196 - THE BACKFAT IS THE SWEETEST PART OF A GARY. 373 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,197 - WHAT HE'S DOING IN THERE? 374 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,299 - MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO LEAVE, BUT HE CAN'T. 375 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,468 - HE'S NOT TRAPPED, IT'S A WEDDING, NOT A WELL. 376 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,371 - YOU NEVER BEEN MARRIED? - MM-MMM. 377 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,407 - YOU EVER HAVE STEAK TARTARE? 378 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,342 YOU EVER HAVE THAT? 379 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,147 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHO I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE? 380 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,215 HARRISON FORD. 381 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,150 - OH, HE IS SO TYPECAST. 382 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,286 - HE'S TOTALLY PIGEON-HOLED. HE CAN ONLY PLAY THE LEAD. 383 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,353 - HANDCUFFED. - YEAH. 384 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,588 - YEAH. YEAH. 385 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,125 - WHO'S THAT? 386 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,360 - OOH, PRETTY DRESS. 387 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,229 - WHOLE THING'S ABOUT TWO SEASONS BEHIND, THOUGH. 388 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,430 - YES, SHE'S NOT FROM L.A. 389 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,464 - NO. - BOSTON. 390 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,266 - YEAH. - MAYBE CINCINNATI. 391 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,534 - COULD BE...YEAH. 392 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,536 DEFINITELY AN OUT-OF-TOWNER THOUGH, RIGHT? 393 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,405 - PERFECT. SHE'LL BE GOING TO THE AIRPORT 394 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,273 RIGHT AFTER THE FAREWELL BRUNCH. 395 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,309 - WHILE STILL SMELLING OF MY MUSK. 396 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,244 DIBS. 397 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,412 - BASTARD. 398 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,579 I'M NOT BUSSING YOUR TABLES. 399 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,348 - OKAY. - I'M TELLING YOU THAT NOW. 400 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,350 - OKAY. 401 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,285 both: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! 402 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,187 CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! 403 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,289 SUCK IT, RIGGINS! 404 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,390 - I HAVE A BRUISED RIB, SO-- 405 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,625 - IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO WEAR A BRA? 406 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,362 BROS? YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT? 407 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,198 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 408 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,567 - UH, NO, THIS IS A WORK EVENT FOR US, SO... 409 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,436 - I GET IT, MA'AM. 410 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,273 - PETE, TABLE EIGHT WANTS TO MEET YOU. 411 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,541 - OH, AND I'D LOVE TO MEET THEM, CHUCK, 412 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,542 BUT I NEED A SECOND HERE. 413 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,145 GOOD GOD, I'M BLOWIN' UP. 414 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,213 - I GOT BEER ALL OVER MY SHOE. 415 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,283 - YOU SPILLED? I CALL D.Q. ON CHUG CONTEST. 416 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,153 - FIRST, SHE SAYS HER BOYFRIEND HAS SURGERY. 417 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,054 - THEN TEN MINUTES LATER 418 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,588 SHE'S WITH THAT RIDICULOUS CONTRACTOR. 419 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,589 - WELL, HE WAS KIND OF HOT. 420 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,324 MARK SAID SHE WAS CHUGGING BEER? 421 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,560 - IT'S LIKE THE HOLIDAY PARTY ALL OVER AGAIN. 422 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,362 - AND SHE WANTS TO BE PARTNER? 423 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,297 - SHE'S A MESS. 424 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,300 - AH, WOW, WHAT THEY SAY? SAID..."KIND OF HOT." 425 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,570 THAT'S GOOD. ARE YOU OKAY? 426 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,205 COME WITH ME. 427 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,273 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 428 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,240 - TRUST ME. 429 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,375 - I SIMPLY DON'T. 430 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,277 - COME ON. 431 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,345 - EXCUSE ME, DUDE. 432 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,546 - WE'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS PLACE UP. 433 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,348 - OH, REALLY? 434 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,551 - SO ARE YOU TEAM BRIDE, OR GROOM? 435 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,287 - AH, THE BRIDE'S MY SISTER. 436 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,355 - OH, YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S GETTING MARRIED. 437 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,523 - YEAH. - YEAH. FEELING THE HEAT? 438 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,293 - UH, IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH. 439 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,361 - YEAH, IT IS. 440 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,330 - YOU LOCAL? - I'M ACTUALLY DOWN FROM OREGON. 441 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,399 ARE YOU NOW? 442 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,367 - WALT! 443 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,503 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 444 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,206 TO BE CONTINUED. 445 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,373 - OKAY. 446 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:47,480 - * THESE ARMS OF MINE 447 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,283 - KIND OF LIKE DANCING ON AIR. 448 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,419 - NOT AT ALL. 449 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,253 - ALL RIGHT, COME WITH ME. 450 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:58,158 - WHERE--WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 451 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,161 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT CALAMARI, DID YOU? 452 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,262 - NO, WHAT CALAMARI? 453 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,263 - THAT'S WHAT DID YOU IN 454 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,197 AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY LAST YEAR, 455 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,265 WHEN YOU GOT THAT AWFUL FOOD POISONING, 456 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:09,336 WHICH WAS CONFIRMED BY THOSE TWO SEPARATE DOCTORS. 457 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,504 - YES, AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS HAMMERED. 458 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,373 - THEY'RE NOT LISTENING. - THEY DON'T CARE. 459 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,277 - YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE A LOT SEXIER IF YOU JUST LET ME LEAD. 460 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,178 - YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DANCER. 461 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,180 - I'M GOING TO DIP YOU. - OH, NO, DON'T. 462 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,381 - I'M GOING TO DIP YOU HARD. - PLEASE DON'T. 463 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,382 UHH! 464 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,383 - YEAH, THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. 465 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,517 STAY IN IT, BACK STRAIGHT. 466 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,319 SHOULDERS. 467 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,655 - ABORT, I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND BEER IN MY HEAD. 468 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,490 OOH. - OH. 469 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,161 - I GOT A, UH--I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING. 470 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,263 BOB, CAN I CUT IN, PLEASE? 471 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,197 HI, ANNA. 472 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,266 I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, A LITTLE WHILE AGO. 473 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,301 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 474 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,302 - SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE DECIDING FACTOR 475 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,203 ON WHO MAKES PARTNER, 476 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,305 LET ME JUST THROW SOME NUMBERS AT YOU. 477 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,541 LAST YEAR I BILLED 2,200 HOURS, BROUGHT IN SIX NEW CLIENTS, 478 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,610 AND GOT EXACTLY ONE STANDING OFFER FROM HIRSCH AND HANSON 479 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:54,514 TO BE, GUESS WHAT, A PARTNER. 480 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,184 THINK ABOUT IT. YOU TOO, BOB. 481 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,485 ENJOY MY HEADLIGHTS. 482 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,486 - TAILLIGHTS. 483 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,421 - TAILLIGHTS. 484 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,326 - I HOPE SHE DOESN'T PUKE LIKE LAST YEAR. 485 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,461 - YOU KNOW, THAT VEERED FROM MY ORIGINAL PLAN. 486 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,597 - YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE DANCER, I HAD TO IMPROVISE. 487 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,266 - I'VE GOT THIS RIB INJURY. - REALLY? 488 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,567 - IT JUST HURTS TO MOVE LATERALLY. 489 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,203 - IT'S LIKE-- - YEAH, MM-HMM. 490 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:20,340 THANKS FOR HANGING AROUND. 491 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,474 - YOU KIND OF WENT APE OUT THERE. 492 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,176 - MY GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 493 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,177 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 494 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,313 IT'S GOING TO BITE ME IN THE ASS ON MONDAY. 495 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,248 - SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATE 496 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,417 IN A WORKPLACE SETTING, THEY END UP RESPECTING YOU MORE, 497 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,319 FOR BEING HONEST. 498 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,386 - THEY DON'T. REALLY? 499 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,421 - THEY DO. 500 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,257 AND, YOU KNOW, 501 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,226 ALEX... 502 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,194 I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 503 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,529 - OKAY. 504 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,470 - GARY TOOK YOUR NECKLACE. 505 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,506 AND HE BROKE IT. 506 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,308 I'D APPRECIATE IT IF, YOU KNOW, 507 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,277 I COULD HANDLE THIS INTERNALLY. 508 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,212 HE'S, UH-- HE'S NOT A BAD KID. 509 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,281 - JUST TO BE CLEAR, ANY GROUND YOU GAINED TONIGHT 510 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,582 YOU JUST LOST. 511 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,384 - SO, WE'RE AT ZERO AGAIN. - PRETTY MUCH. 512 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,286 - I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. - OKAY. 513 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,299 - WHERE ARE WE NEXT WEEK? 514 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,433 - YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLY FIRED. 515 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:25,205 - OH. WELL, I'D TURN IN MY BOWTIE, BUT I FLUSHED IT. 516 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,273 - BOB INVITED ME TO HIS HOUSE IN TELLURIDE. 517 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,242 - GOOD. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE PARTNER BEFORE I DO. 518 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,643 - HOW MANY YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL DO YOU NEED FOR THAT? 519 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,646 - WOW, ANYBODY GOING BY THE MARINA DEL REY DAY'S INN? 520 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,216 - OUT OF TOWNER? - THE BRIDE'S SISTER. 521 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,584 - RACHEL? SHE'S CRAZY. 522 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,486 - THAT'S PORTLAND'S PROBLEM. 523 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,321 - I'M OUT. 524 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,190 - I'M ON IT. 525 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,357 HEY, MARK. 526 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,199 HEY, TWO GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE. 527 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,600 ACTUALLY, CAN I GET THE BOTTLE? 528 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,602 EXPECTING A BIG NIGHT? 529 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,337 - ALWAYS. 530 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,406 THANK YOU, SIR. 531 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,612 - YOU MADE IT. 532 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,447 * 533 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,616 - * MAKE A WISH, BABY 534 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,352 - HOW'D THE SURGERY GO? - HE DIED. 535 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,621 - BUT, IN THE HELICOPTER, SO IT'S ALL GOOD, 536 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,224 YOU KNOW, LIABILITY-WISE. 537 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,625 STILL, IT'S A--IT'S A LOSS. - YEAH. 538 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,592 - IS THERE ANY FOOD LEFT? 539 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,595 - YEAH. - OKAY. 540 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,399 - * LET MY LOVE RAIN DOWN ON YOU * 541 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,602 * WE COULD WASH AWAY THE PAST * 542 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,438 - LEAVING SO EARLY? 543 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,207 - WELL, MY DATE'S DATE SHOWED UP. 544 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,408 - BUMMER. 545 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,310 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 546 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,345 I'M IN HER HEAD NOW. 547 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,083 - OH, WE'RE STARVING! 548 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,518 - OKAY, BOYS, LATE-NIGHT STEAK NIGHT. 549 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,354 - GARY, REMIND ME TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP 550 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,522 ABOUT SOME POTENTIAL MONDAY MORNING WEIRDNESS. 551 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,492 - COME ON, COME ON. LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 552 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,263 - UH-OH. 553 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,331 OUT OF GAS. 554 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,332 - CLEM... 555 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,334 - YOU KNOW I LOVE MY BOOTY HEAT. 556 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,674 HEY, TERRY, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? 557 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,343 - UM-- - I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY 558 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,511 RAISON D'ETRE. 559 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,479 - I'M ELOISE. 560 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,615 - OH, THAT'S A GREAT NAME, THAT I GAVE YOU. 561 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,016 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GRANDDAUGHTER. 562 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,518 - A DAUGHTER, ACTUALLY. 563 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,620 MY--MY MARRIAGE ENDED, AND, UH, 564 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,689 WELL, NOW IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US. 565 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,557 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, WALT? 566 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,628 - TERRY, I AM COMING TO YOU TODAY WITH MY HAT IN MY HAND. 567 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,330 I'M NOT TOO PROUD-- 568 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,366 - YOU HAVE ONE SON, PETE. HE'S LIKE 6'4". 569 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,602 - YES, ELOISE'S HALF-BROTHER. 570 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,504 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - NO, THIS... 571 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,506 THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, ELOISE, 572 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,608 AND WE'RE-- WE'RE VERY POOR. 573 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,576 - IS THIS SOME WEIRD ACTING EXERCISE? 574 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,346 NO, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, 575 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,380 ELOISE. - WALT... 576 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,649 - CLEARLY, I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG APPROACH HERE. 577 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,284 - YOU NEED TO GET OUT. 578 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,520 - I WOULD LIKE MY THURSDAY NIGHT SHIFT BACK. 579 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,355 - NOW. - FAIR ENOUGH. 580 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:59,692 UM, JUST FOR ME, AS A NOTE, WHERE DID I LOSE YOU? 581 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,693 - "DAUGHTER." 582 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,562 SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID-- 583 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,397 - IT'S OVER, WALT. - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 584 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,532 THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. 40502

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