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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:10,539 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,141 Hi! Your entertainment is here. 3 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,100 [LAUGHS] Katie! 4 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,061 Hey, you started without me. 5 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,230 Yeah, I have VIP privileges here. 6 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,731 Oh, donuts! 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,900 - I got your favorite. - Rainbow sprinkles? 8 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,069 Where is it? 9 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,403 You didn't let me finish. 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,531 I sort of ate it. 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,700 Hey, it's a long walk from the donut place. 12 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,160 The donut place in the lobby? 13 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,161 That's the one. 14 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,705 Megan! Donut? 15 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,082 Ooh! Any rainbow sprinkles? 16 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,875 Yeah, they were out. 17 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,004 Oh, found our first-day-of-school outfits. 18 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,340 [GASPS] Fancy! 19 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,968 Yeah, and when we wear it, we have to look like this... 20 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,430 Wait, does that mean Dr. Breitwieser cleared you for school? 21 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,809 I'm starting high school this Monday just like everyone else. 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,665 And I don't want anyone at school to know. 23 00:01:00,672 --> 00:01:02,402 I'd hate it if they treated me all weird. 24 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,115 [GASPS] Especially Gwenny Thompson. 25 00:01:04,122 --> 00:01:06,364 Can you imagine if she knew I'd been sick? 26 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,568 Oh, yeah. 27 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,945 You guys might start being nice to each other. 28 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,363 That would be horrible. 29 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,535 OK, but when exactly is the doctor going to let you know you're clear? 30 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,663 I mean, did he never have a first day of high school? 31 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,582 Doesn't he know what this means to us? 32 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,418 Can you sit down, please? You're making me nervous around my IV. 33 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,503 Wait, seriously? 34 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,879 But I am... I am so care... 35 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,259 Maybe I will sit. 36 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,760 [ALEXA LAUGHS] 37 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,762 [GRUNTS] OK. 38 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,057 Oh, and he's calling my mom today at three. 39 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,847 What? Wait, why didn't you tell me? 40 00:01:40,854 --> 00:01:43,192 Because I knew you would go all Katie. 41 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,355 Go all Katie? 42 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,440 [KATIE SCOFFS] 43 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:50,360 I'm just saying, why call at three? You know, if he knows, he knows. 44 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,529 I mean, why not one? Why not two? 45 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,614 Why not... 46 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,118 Oh, yeah, this is going all Katie. 47 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,330 [WOMAN] Are you kidding me? 48 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,581 Oh, what did you do? 49 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,958 [CHUCKLES] Something fun! 50 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,084 Oh, she's coming! 51 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,421 You two? Of course! 52 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,381 Who put dye in the soap dispenser? 53 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,884 I don't know who did it, 54 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,511 but the bottle says it comes off with vinegar. 55 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,523 Alexa, there are many reasons why I'm 56 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:20,563 glad your treatments are almost over. 57 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,396 [ALEXA] This is the story of how I beat cancer. 58 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,837 When it all started, my nurse told me 59 00:02:27,844 --> 00:02:29,530 to write down things I'm grateful for 60 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,817 to help me be positive. 61 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,737 That first day, it was for grape popsicles, 62 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,906 my family, and my best friend. 63 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,158 I've been grateful for Katie a lot, 64 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,327 but this time I'm super grateful for her. 65 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:41,953 You'll see. 66 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,124 ♪ I've got you ♪ 67 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,920 ♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪ 68 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,214 ♪ You make me feel stronger ♪ 69 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,299 ♪ I've got you ♪ 70 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,218 ♪ When I can't take it ♪ 71 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,678 ♪ You make it so much better ♪ 72 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,806 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 73 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,978 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪ 74 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,231 ♪ I've got you ♪ 75 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,441 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 76 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,735 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 77 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,951 [KATIE] OK, it's time. 78 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,412 Everyone, get out your school schedules. 79 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,123 On the count of three, say what lunch group you're in. Ready? 80 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,333 One, two, three. 81 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,127 [TOGETHER] Group A! 82 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,549 - Hannah? - I'm afraid to look. 83 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,094 Group... 84 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,429 A! 85 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,513 Thank goodness! 86 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,099 I do not think I could eat noodles around strangers. 87 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,269 What's that around your wrist? 88 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,730 - Oh, I'm babysitting my brother. - [CHUCKLES] What? 89 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,735 - Hey, guys! - You put Jack on a leash? 90 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,446 It's either this or he sits at the table with us. 91 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,406 - No. - It's not that bad. 92 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,385 Hey, first day of high school, let's dye 93 00:04:02,392 --> 00:04:04,375 the tips of our hair the school colors. 94 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,829 - Yes! - I love that. 95 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,749 I don't know what part of school I'm the most excited about. 96 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,709 - Going out for basketball. - Pep rallies. 97 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,294 - Football games. - Dances. 98 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,378 Cookies? 99 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:17,340 - Did you eat all the samples? - [MUMBLES] What samples? 100 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,595 I'm weak! You knew that when you brought me here. 101 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,973 [GROANS] Gwenny's here. 102 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,226 [GWENNY CHUCKLES] 103 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,354 - Hello, Alexa. - Hello, Gwenny. 104 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,857 - Long time. - Not long enough. 105 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,818 Sorry you didn't make the basketball team. 106 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,987 What? School hasn't even started. 107 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,864 And now I'm in your head. 108 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,658 Well, I'm in your head, and there's an echo 109 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,660 because there's nothing else in here with me. 110 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,331 'Cause everything left when you walked in. 111 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,749 Maybe I'll redecorate in here. 112 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,126 - Don't you dare. - Too late. It's done. 113 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,338 Come on, guys. 114 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,006 This place isn't cool any more. 115 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,508 It will be when you leave. 116 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,592 [GWENNY] Hm. 117 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:02,844 [SNARLS] 118 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,614 Oh, we've got to go. It's almost three. 119 00:05:06,621 --> 00:05:07,438 What's at three? 120 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,975 - Uh... Dog rescue. - Piano lesson. 121 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,144 - Piano lesson. - Dog rescue. 122 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:16,483 Yeah, we are volunteering to teach piano to rescue dogs. 123 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,110 It calms them. 124 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,662 [SIGHS] What if the doctor doesn't clear me for school? 125 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,080 Hey, he will. 126 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,165 But, uh, just in case... 127 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,417 Way ahead of you. 128 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,253 [ALEXA EXHALES] 129 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,426 [CHUCKLES] Oops! 130 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,977 Take your shoes off. My mom will be home any second. 131 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,895 It has to look like we've been here for hours. 132 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,356 [ALEXA GRUNTS] 133 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,860 [YAWNS] Hey, Mom. 134 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,155 Honey, I am so sorry. I could not get out of work. 135 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,491 I hate missing your chemo. How did it go? 136 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,118 It was fine. I... 137 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,496 I came straight home, took a nap. Here I am. 138 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,415 You came straight home? 139 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,126 Mom, we had an agreement. How can you even ask? 140 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:17,877 Is that your mocha? 141 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,296 Yeah, from yesterday. 142 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,965 And, yet, it's still warm. 143 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,593 Climate change? 144 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,597 - Hi, Katie. - We hung out at the coffee shop! 145 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,517 Hey, there was so much tension in the air. 146 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,230 Alexa, you know you're not supposed to get tired! 147 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,025 I'm not even a little tired, Mom. 148 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,027 - Did Dr. Breitwieser call? - Not yet. 149 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,523 We're gonna talk about this nap thing 150 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:45,286 when Katie's not around to hear me yell. 151 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,282 No, we can hear you pretty good from next door. 152 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,625 - Hey, Lex. - Oh, gross! You're sweaty! 153 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,501 Yeah, I stink, too. Want a whiff? 154 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,753 [ALEXA GRUNTS] 155 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,338 Not the hair! 156 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,423 You know not the hair. 157 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,347 - Hey, Katie. - Great, thanks. 158 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,351 [CHUCKLES] Oh, you didn't ask. 159 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,561 [CLEARS THROAT] But I am. Great, I mean. 160 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,231 Yeah, not to brag, just... just saying. 161 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,068 OK. 162 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,948 - Seriously? - What? 163 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,617 Lucas? Gross! You've known each other since you were five. 164 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,785 Now suddenly... 165 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,331 I don't know what you're talking about. 166 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,249 You know he farts. 167 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,670 He does not! 168 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,380 We're out of milk. 169 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,632 Oh, no! Milk is really important. 170 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,344 Water's also good. 171 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,515 It's poofy in the back. 172 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:54,849 [LUCAS] Where? 173 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,394 Where? 174 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,896 No, it's good. 175 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,564 It's good. 176 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:05,110 Hey, Lex, look at this. You got a note from the principal. 177 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,278 She says she's aware of your situation, 178 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,073 and we can count on her for any help and support we need. 179 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,282 This is pretty cool. 180 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:13,660 Mom, you've clearly lost touch with what "cool" means, 181 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,912 because it's not being besties with your principal. 182 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:16,997 [LORI SCOFFS] 183 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,999 Yeah, Principal Trugly is horrible. 184 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,710 I got detention for a week just for skipping homeroom. 185 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,837 No one can stand her. 186 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,422 They call her Ugly Trugly. 187 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,132 [BOTH LAUGH] 188 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,675 That is awful! 189 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,427 - Oh, mean. - Juvenile. 190 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,972 We used to call her the same thing. 191 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,599 Well, not your father. 192 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,351 She loved your dad. 193 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,728 He was such a suck-up. 194 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,980 If he didn't have that Mustang, I would have never... 195 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,150 driven home with him in that Mustang. 196 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,695 Let's get back to you skipping class, mister. 197 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,488 - [CELL PHONE RINGING] - I'd love to, Mom. 198 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,073 But that sounds important. 199 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,158 Dr. Breitwieser! 200 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,243 - [SCOFFS] Dad. - Oh, tell him we need... 201 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,703 - Ignore. - ...milk. 202 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,788 [PHONE RINGING] 203 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,709 [SCOFFS] Dad, again. Can't he just text like a normal person? 204 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:03,752 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 205 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,839 [GASPS] Dr. Breitwieser! Mom, answer, answer, answer! 206 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,050 OK, got it. Hello. 207 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,301 Dr. Breitwieser. 208 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,013 Oh, that's wonderful! Yes! 209 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,516 No. No, of course not. 210 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,601 [ALEXA SIGHS] 211 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,644 Oh, that's good! 212 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,190 No, totally understand. 213 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,567 [EXHALES] Mom, you're killing me! Yes or no? 214 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,902 Oh, sorry, Doctor. Yes. 215 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,737 [BOTH CHEERING] 216 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,822 ♪ That's right! Going to high school! ♪ 217 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,867 ♪ Starting Monday! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! ♪ 218 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,411 Oh, my gosh! That's in three days! 219 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,496 [KATIE CHUCKLES] 220 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,081 Oh, my gosh! That's in three days! 221 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,625 [PANTING] What are we going to wear? What are we going to say? 222 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,127 You work on breathing, I'll work on outfits. Come on. 223 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,254 [DOOR OPENING] 224 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,006 Hey! 225 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,509 I've been calling from the driveway. I need help! 226 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,010 I got you, Dad. 227 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,180 Yes! 228 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,809 Always there for me, son. 229 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,566 [SIGHS] I have nothing to wear! 230 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,235 You have my dress. 231 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:11,945 Eh. 232 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,531 - [KNOCKING] - Hey. 233 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,407 So, good news about school, right? 234 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,492 Yeah, I'm pumped. 235 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,576 [LORI SIGHS] 236 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,829 - What's that? - Just some notes from your doctor. 237 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:21,913 What notes? 238 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,299 Let's remember we just heard good news. 239 00:10:24,306 --> 00:10:25,673 Yeah, great. What notes? 240 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,337 "Come right home when school ends. 241 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,464 No extracurricular activities"? 242 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,176 - It's just a few precautions. - "No physical activities"? 243 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,011 Mom, that means no basketball. 244 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,176 Well, you could be the team manager. 245 00:10:39,183 --> 00:10:41,355 You know, do the roster. Manager stuff. 246 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,851 You could glitter your clipboard. 247 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,812 Glitter's awesome. 248 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,649 Look, not every kid gets clearance from their doctor 249 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,234 to go back to school this early. 250 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,318 You're lucky. 251 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,486 Lucky? 252 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,906 That means no sports, dances, being in plays. 253 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,118 All that leaves is going to class. Like, the worst part of school. 254 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,037 That is a terrible attitude, young lady. 255 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,832 Sorry, that was my mother talking. 256 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,252 [SIGHS] Honey, I know it sucks, 257 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,004 but it's just for right now. 258 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,923 You're getting better, and we don't want to risk that. 259 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,010 I know. 260 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,972 I just thought once school started, things would go back to normal. 261 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,932 And they're on their way. 262 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,935 Before you know it, you're gonna be lying to me about skipping homework 263 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,395 instead of skipping naps. 264 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,605 God, I hope so. 265 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,571 We're starting high school together! Let's celebrate. 266 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,782 All right, yeah. Yeah. Uh... Let's do something our moms will hate. 267 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,035 I was thinking more like an ice cream cone. 268 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,622 With dangerous toppings. 269 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,129 [GIGGLES] 270 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,881 I feel like such a bad girl. 271 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,509 Now I have to figure out a way to hide this from my mom. 272 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,553 [ALEXA SIGHS] 273 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,638 All right. 274 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,349 Cleared by the doctor, colored hair. Hm. 275 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,392 Now all that's left is to buy some new clothes, 276 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,228 take Gwenny down, and I am officially ready to start high school. 277 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:13,024 Are you seriously going to keep that stupid feud going? 278 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,233 What choice do I have? 279 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,902 Am I supposed to just let her win? 280 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,487 It's an endless revenge cycle. 281 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,656 Do you really think anyone's ever going to win? 282 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:20,949 Yeah. 283 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,450 Me. 284 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,329 Let's FaceTime Hannah and Reagan and show them our new hair. 285 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,497 Good idea. 286 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,416 Does Lucas shave with this? 287 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,629 What? I don't want to smell it. 288 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,716 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 289 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,093 Katie, wait. Um... 290 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,929 Let's just surprise them when we see them. 291 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,722 OK. 292 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,141 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Oh. Hm. 293 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,268 Oh, that's my mom. OK, I'll call you later. 294 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,946 [JACK] Come on! Come on! Where are you? 295 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,448 Are you seriously going to touch every cookie? 296 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:06,244 Why does every cookie only have a single chocolate chip? 297 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,454 Because you have a single parent. 298 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,123 [JENNIFER LAUGHS] 299 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,458 Nothing? 300 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,294 I'm going next door to Alexa's. 301 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,796 They've got Milanos. 302 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,447 Bring me back one. Oh, and get yourself 303 00:13:18,454 --> 00:13:20,222 something nice for your lunch tomorrow. 304 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,097 So, how is Alexa feeling about school starting? 305 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,181 She's ready. 306 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,581 High school's a really big change and 307 00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,275 she's already going through so much. 308 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,479 Mom, I'd know if she were worried, OK? 309 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,898 Alexa and I can practically read each other's minds. 310 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,693 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Like right now. That's her texting. 311 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,196 - You're right. - I can even tell you what it says. 312 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,741 "Don't watch Project Runway without me." 313 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,596 [CHUCKLES] Close. It says, "Meet me in the 314 00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:48,250 tree when you know your mom's asleep." 315 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,748 [CHUCKLES] Oh. 316 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,583 And I'm obviously telling her, 317 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,128 "Sorry, I'll be asleep myself then." [CHUCKLES] 318 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,049 This is probably what they call a "teachable moment"... 319 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,258 but I'm gonna go take a bath. 320 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,181 [WINDOW OPENING] 321 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,310 [KATIE GRUNTS] 322 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,145 What took you so long? 323 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,567 [SCOFFS] Don't you mean, "Thanks for 324 00:14:15,574 --> 00:14:17,321 meeting when you're supposed to be in bed, 325 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,026 even though I know you could get in trouble"? 326 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,694 [EXHALES] 327 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,079 OK. I need you to grab dark clothes and 328 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,788 as many rolls of toilet paper as you can. 329 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,369 - Good night. - Katie, wait! It's important. 330 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,456 - I need to toilet paper Gwenny's house. - Sounds like fun! 331 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,500 - Good night. - Katie, come on! 332 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,270 Do you want to look back at your childhood 333 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,884 and know that you never teepeed a house? 334 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,172 I do. I really do. 335 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,009 What is going on with you, Alexa? You're kind of losing your mind. 336 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,303 I really need this right now. 337 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,807 It's a good distraction from everything else. 338 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,893 Please? 339 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,229 Oh, my gosh! OK, I'll do it. 340 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,231 - This is going to be fun! - Jack! 341 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,442 Go to bed, and keep this to yourself. 342 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,486 What if I go with you and keep it to myself? 343 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,530 If I don't strangle you, you keep it to yourself? 344 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,199 Mom said you're not allowed to strangle me anymore. 345 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,702 All right, all right. Let's just do it. 346 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,663 - I'll go get the toilet paper! - Shh! 347 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,082 [WHISPERS] I'll go get the toilet paper! 348 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,714 [GROANS] Are we really doing this? 349 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,926 Oh, we're doing this. 350 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,219 Nice arm, Jack! 351 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,929 Thanks! 352 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,060 [SIGHS] 353 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,105 Hey, are you all right? 354 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,982 You know I hate that question. 355 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,359 As my best friend, you have to not ask me that ever again. 356 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,113 As my best friend, you have to not do things that wear you out. 357 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,407 [ALEXA SIGHS] 358 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,659 OK, I'll sit here for a minute, until I feel... 359 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,910 - Better? - No. 360 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,787 Inspired. Go do the bushes. 361 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,332 This is the best night of my life! 362 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,756 [EXHALES] OK. I'm ready. 363 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,841 OK. 364 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,260 Wait, is that my ski cap? 365 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,637 Oh, my gosh! I'll give it back. Now, will you focus? 366 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,605 Alexa, this isn't Gwenny's house! 367 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,606 Really? 368 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,107 It says "Trugly." 369 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,903 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! This is our principal's house! 370 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,448 Jack! Jack, we've got to go! 371 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:32,867 Lex! 372 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,620 - Lex, leave it! - I'm almost done. 373 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,705 We have to go right now! 374 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,468 What do you think you're doing? 375 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,762 I am calling your parents. 376 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,555 This will not end well. 377 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,640 Whoa! 378 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,475 [JACK GROANS] 379 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,394 My brain feels weird. 380 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,439 Whoa! 381 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,399 [JACK] I'm OK. 382 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,740 I just hope Principal Trugly doesn't remember me. 383 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,576 I was always such a model student. I'd hate to let her down. 384 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,788 This is about Alexa, Dave. 385 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,498 Yeah. Yeah, right. Of course. 386 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,254 I just don't understand what made you do something like that, Alexa. 387 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,505 And with Jack. 388 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,965 This is not like you, Katie. 389 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,093 I am so sorry Alexa dragged Katie into this. 390 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,136 No, no, Lori. I don't feel that way at all. 391 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,055 Katie is in charge of her own behavior. 392 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,932 Look, we can deal with the girls ourselves, 393 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,226 but we need to present a united front to Trugly. 394 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,687 We don't want them starting school with a bad reputation. 395 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,604 Absolutely. 396 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,940 I know Trugly can be intimidating. 397 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,108 I'm not afraid of her. 398 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,610 - All right. - It was all her daughter! 399 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,447 - Jennifer! - Sorry. I'm afraid of her. 400 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,325 Please come in. 401 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,749 - David? - Oh, hey! 402 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,418 Principal Trugly. [CHUCKLES] 403 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,628 One of the perpetrators is yours? 404 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,173 In my defense, I am not around that much. 405 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,887 I'm a pilot, so really it's, uh... Captain Dave. 406 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:17,972 [DAVE LAUGHS] 407 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,682 We should go in now. 408 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,766 Roger that. 409 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,227 [DOOR SHUTS] 410 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,106 Suspended for three days? It's so unfair! 411 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,109 It was just one day, but then your mother jumped in. 412 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,931 Long story short... you got three days and 413 00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,786 Mom's banned from school for a month. 414 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,115 It's so unfair! 415 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,118 You kicked her trash can. 416 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,828 I slipped. 417 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:41,912 Twice? 418 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,625 This can't be happening. 419 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,878 We're never gonna have a first day of high school. 420 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,047 Trugly is crazy. 421 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,342 Is this really what we're gonna be dealing with for the next four years? 422 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,345 Oh, I have an idea! 423 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,889 Why don't Katie and I go to Crawford High instead? 424 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,932 That's across town. We don't know anyone there. 425 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,517 And they're our rivals. 426 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,357 Oh, I know! Mom, you could homeschool Katie and me. 427 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,318 You mean, we wouldn't even go to high school? That's crazy. 428 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,861 We can learn in our pajamas. 429 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,697 We've been waiting to start high school since fourth grade. 430 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,157 And I have a job. 431 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,536 Dad, want to homeschool us? 432 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,246 Oh, I love you... 433 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,581 but I really don't. 434 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,125 Neither do I. 435 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,294 Not that anybody's asked. 436 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,256 Alexa, what's really going on? 437 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,341 Hold on. 438 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,760 Did you know that was Trugly's house? 439 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,303 How would I know? 440 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,847 By having her address in your pocket. 441 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,230 You lied about Gwenny. 442 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,607 You wanted to get us in trouble. 443 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,776 Why would you do that to me? 444 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,155 [KATIE SIGHS] 445 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,290 [JACK YELLS] You're out of toilet paper! 446 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,042 [SIGHS] 447 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,923 [KNOCKING] 448 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,341 Go away, Alexa. 449 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,595 I brought a cookie with two chips in it. 450 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,098 Oh, it's you. 451 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,767 You were hoping it was the person you just told to go away? 452 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,563 Lori brought your ski cap back. 453 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,356 She said Alexa was really upset. 454 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,109 Hm. Good. She should be. 455 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,111 Why don't you go talk to her? 456 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,613 No way! She should be coming to me. 457 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,073 Whoa, three! 458 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,701 Mm. 459 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,412 She lied to me, Mom. 460 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,998 All right. 461 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,167 I'm sorry, honey. 462 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,381 [DOOR CLOSES] 463 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,639 [SIGHS] 464 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,392 Oh, Alexa. 465 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,231 [WINDOW OPENS] 466 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,651 - Why didn't you tell me? - Tell you what? 467 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,821 - My ski hat? - I gave it back. Let it go. 468 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,616 No, Lex. I saw a lot of your hair in it. 469 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,951 A lot. 470 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,787 Oh. 471 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,332 So why are you so mad? 472 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,043 I'm the one who's losing my hair. 473 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,836 I'm your best friend. 474 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,089 I mean, you should have told me what was going on. 475 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,425 Like I would care if you have hair or not. 476 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,510 All right. 477 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,805 I don't want my stupid hair to fall out. 478 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,934 And all of a sudden it is... just as school is starting. 479 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,771 That's why you wanted to get us suspended. 480 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,858 Actually I was hoping for expelled, but Trugly's gone soft. 481 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,196 I don't want to go to school like this. 482 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,575 But I don't want to not go to school without you. 483 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,661 That's sweet. 484 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,621 And awful. 485 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,748 It's "swawful". 486 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,460 I'm sorry. 487 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,090 And as much as I hate losing my hair, it's more about... 488 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,258 Everyone knowing. 489 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,176 Hey, so what if they know? 490 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,844 Because then I'm the sick girl. 491 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,306 I-I want things to be how they were. 492 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,684 I... I want to go out for basketball, 493 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,562 and not keep things from my friends, and take Gwenny down. 494 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,480 [ALEXA SIGHS] 495 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,440 But now, when school starts, 496 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,733 instead of seeing me... 497 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,486 everybody's going to see cancer. 498 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,614 Everybody's going to know me as the sick girl, 499 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,324 and I am so much more than that. 500 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,077 Hey, they will figure it out, OK? 501 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,830 You'll do something crazy and really dumb, 502 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,457 and they will all get to see exactly who you are. 503 00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,587 Yeah. 504 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:03,215 It's just sometimes it really, really sucks. 505 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,594 And when my hair started coming out, I-I panicked, 506 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,178 and I took you down with me. 507 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,557 I'm sorry. 508 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,935 I have an idea. 509 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,043 You think I should just shave it off? 510 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:27,037 Then everyone will definitely notice. 511 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,658 What if you're not the only one they're noticing? 512 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,327 [BUZZING] 513 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,746 OK, Katie. 514 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,539 [CHUCKLES] Put it away. 515 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,917 I get it. Y-You are the best friend that anyone could... 516 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,628 Oh, my gosh, Katie! 517 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,590 Oh, you just did that. 518 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,760 Hey. 519 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,596 As long as you're my best friend... 520 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,432 you are never going through anything alone. 521 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:55,934 Seriously? 522 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,313 Yeah, I'm kind of committed now. 523 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,317 So... 524 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,069 how do I look? 525 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,906 Really, really bad. 526 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,282 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 527 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,206 [BUZZING] 528 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,673 How about me? 529 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,299 - Ridiculous. - Yeah. 530 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,550 [BOTH LAUGH] 531 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,513 Hey, if you promise not to keep things from me, 532 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,099 I promise I'll personally take Gwenny down for you. 533 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,434 Oh, that's a deal. 534 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,147 So, what kind of tattoos are we getting? 535 00:24:41,154 --> 00:24:41,653 What? 536 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,775 No, not today. Just... planning ahead. 537 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,200 [ALEXA] The older I get, the more I realize 538 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,120 there are certain times in your life that you really need a friend. 539 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,164 But sometimes you get something even better. 540 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,582 You get a Katie. 541 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,127 [CHUCKLES] Oh. 542 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,546 Three, two, one. 543 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:09,216 [BOTH SCREAM] 544 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,970 [UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 545 00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:18,123 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 546 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:20,853 ♪ Hey! ♪ 547 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,906 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 548 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,703 ♪ I've got you ♪ 549 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,913 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 550 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,916 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 39206

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