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What are you doing?
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I heard you could punch a hole in these
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and make them double-sided.
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Then it would have more storage?
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Yes, but I didn't pay for
a double-sided floppy disk.
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So?
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So it's an ethical dilemma.
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We have to take a shower in
the locker room next period,
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and that's what you're worried about?
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Actually, I have a bathing
suit under my pants.
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Whoa.
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That girl just took a
book on geostatistics.
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Yeah, so?
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That's not required reading
for any science course.
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Maybe she wants to
squash a spider with it.
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No, look, she's reading it.
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Who is this mystery woman?
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Should we invite her
to have lunch with us?
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I don't know. So far,
it's just been you and me,
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and we know that works.
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Do we really want to mess with success?
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We could think of it as an experiment.
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Oh, you do know how to push my buttons.
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All right, go ask her.
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Why me?
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Your lack of testosterone
makes you adorable to women.
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I can't argue with that.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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My name is Sheldon.
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Yeah, you're Sheldon Cooper.
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You know who I am?
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Well, there's only one
nine-year-old in high school,
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and you still have your baby teeth.
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She knows who I am. It's going well.
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What do you want?
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Would you like to have
lunch with me and my friend?
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Why?
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Why else?
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So we can have a spirited conversation
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about geostatistics.
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You really are as
smart as everybody says.
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My teeth are small, but my
prefrontal cortex is enormous.
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The addition of Libby brought
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a level of sophistication
to our lunchtime discussion.
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Her mom also packed extra string cheese,
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which is a well-known social lubricant.
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You're gonna be a geologist.
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That's fascinating.
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Why'd you choose that?
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When I was a little girl,
my grandparents took me
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to Carlsbad Caverns, and I was hooked.
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Exploring caves, that is super cool.
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Disagree. Dark, enclosed
spaces are terrifying.
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I get scared putting on a sweatshirt.
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- Hmm.
- I've seen it.
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Pretty entertaining.
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Do you know what you're
going to major in in college?
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I'm leaning towards quantum
chromodynamics, but who knows?
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A few years ago, I would've
said choo-choo trains.
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What about you?
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Oh, geology for sure.
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Hmm.
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Really?
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When did you decide that?
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A long time ago. Eat your apple slices.
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So we eat in the library every day.
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You're welcome to join us.
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It's much better than the cafeteria.
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It's quiet, and a lot less
food gets thrown at us.
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Yeah. Maybe I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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Right.
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Maybe y'all will.
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Bye, Libby.
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"Y'all"?
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I'm assimilating.
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Shut up.
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So how was school today?
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Sheldon's got a girlfriend.
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- What?
- That's not true.
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Oh, yes, it is. I seen him
talking to her at school.
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Sheldon Lee Cooper, you dog.
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Is she cute?
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Compared to what?
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What grade is she in?
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Eleventh.
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An older woman.
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Nice.
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Most everybody's older than me.
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Why is that nice?
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So what do you think, George?
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Is it time to have "the talk" with him?
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What talk?
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No talk. Nobody's talking.
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If "the talk" is in regards
to human reproduction,
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I already understand how that works.
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How do you know that?
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I told him.
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Oh, Lord.
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And so, our little social circle
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grew from two to three.
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An early example of how
people are just drawn to me.
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Are you saying that without geology,
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there'd be no theory of evolution?
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Charles Lyell taught Charles Darwin
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the Earth was much, much
older than anyone thought,
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which gave Darwin the
courage to figure out
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all species evolved
over billions of years.
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That's good. I can use that
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to humiliate my pastor at Sunday school.
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I don't know what's more beautiful,
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your mind or your eyes.
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Tam, please.
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We're eating.
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You know spying on kids is creepy.
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I wasn't spying on kids, I
was s-spying on your brother.
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Why won't you just go inside?
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Well, then, it wouldn't
be spying, now would it?
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Oh.
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Oh, what?
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You didn't mention she was black.
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Was I supposed to?
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No, 'course not.
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Then why bring it up?
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It just wasn't what I was expecting.
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What were you expecting?
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It's a big school.
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Why are you right here?
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They've got some books in
there about Martin Luther King.
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Maybe you should go read one.
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Morning.
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So why did it take people so long
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to believe in continental drift,
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when it's obvious that
Africa and South America
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- fit together like a puzzle?
- No, they don't.
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People didn't understand
continental drift
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because they didn't
understand seafloor spreading.
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What?
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I'm both threatened
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and delighted by your brain.
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I'm just delighted by it.
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They do fit.
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That's nuts.
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"Geologists lead a
sedimentary lifestyle."
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Libby, that is a good one.
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Can you believe what's
going on with him?
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I know.
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He's been on the phone with
that girl for almost an hour.
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Sheldon's got a girlfriend.
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What are the odds?
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She's not a girlfriend,
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it's more of a mental rapport.
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That's where it starts.
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I did win you over with
my superior intellect.
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It was your motorcycle and you know it.
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Good thing it wasn't
your masculine physique,
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because that is long gone.
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Why do you think I kept the motorcycle?
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How come he gets to tie
up the phone and I can't?
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Because what is happening
in there is called a miracle,
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and God-fearing people do
not get in the way of those.
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Hey, Georgie,
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if you ever find a girlfriend,
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maybe you can go on a double
date with your brother.
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She's not his girlfriend.
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And I can find one...
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I'm just not looking.
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Yes, that was a geology joke.
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We gotta get that Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue
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away from him before
he's ruined forever.
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Oh, Libby, Libby, Libby.
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What is happening?
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What was happening was,
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like many men before me,
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I was being seduced by the
exotic world of geology.
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We searched for tektites
in a nearby ravine.
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Tektites are natural glass
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formed during meteorite impacts.
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They also bear a close resemblance
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to raccoon feces, so I wisely adopted
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a "no touching tektites" policy.
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It's called perfect cleavage
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when gypsum separates this cleanly.
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I was so proud of Tam
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for not making an
immature cleavage joke.
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Look at me, I'm touching cleavage.
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Until he made one.
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And, like Mother Nature's pi�ata,
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geodes contained a
secret surprise inside.
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But you didn't have to suffer
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through a birthday party to enjoy it.
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How's it going?
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Well, I think I figured out the problem.
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What is it?
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I'm a terrible mechanic.
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- What's up?
- Well,
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Sheldon's been spending
quite a bit of time
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with this Libby girl, lately.
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Yeah, so?
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So isn't he a little young
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to be hanging with teenagers?
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Oh, he's only young on the outside.
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Inside, he's an old man.
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I'm being serious.
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So am I.
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And with that bowtie, he's
old on the outside, too.
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Sorry I bothered.
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Hang on.
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What did you think was gonna happen
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when we sent him to high school?
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I don't know, that he'd learn stuff,
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and then, come back home
and be my baby forever.
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Mare, it's good for him.
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He may start college in a
couple years, what happens then?
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Off the top of my head,
he and I share a dorm room.
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You know I'd laugh at that if
I didn't kind of believe you.
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What are you doing?
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I need to use the bathroom, but
it can get uncivilized in there.
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Anyone in there now?
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I don't know. I was afraid to find out.
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Anybody in here?
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Go ahead.
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I'll stand guard.
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Where have you been all my life?
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I don't think so.
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I gotta pee.
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That's your problem. Keep moving.
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- Thank you.
- Happy to help.
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Is there any chance you'd be available
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to stand guard at 1:45?
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You have a bathroom schedule?
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You don't?
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See you later.
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Whoever said the quickest
way to a man's heart
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is through his stomach
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did not consider his tiny bladder.
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I think the best space shuttle
name so far is Discovery.
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What about Challenger?
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- Too in-your-face.
- Atlantis?
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A fictional island that
couldn't stay afloat?
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I don't think so.
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- There's the Enterprise.
- There is,
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and it's on Star Trek, where it belongs.
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You know they're playing
a space shuttle movie
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at the Museum of Natural Science.
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- It's in IMAX.
- I heard about that.
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- The screen is supposed to be huge.
- They also have
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a great geology exhibit.
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Well, it's in Houston...
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- How are we gonna get there?
- I'll drive.
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Oh, I would love to
see a movie with you.
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Don't you need to ask
your parents first?
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- No, Sheldon, I don't.
- But won't they worry where you are?
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They'll be fine.
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Count me in.
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Glad you're not my son.
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And now he wants to see a
movie in Houston with them.
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Why Houston?
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I don't know, it's in
MixMax or something.
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So you're saying I got
to drive to Houston?
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No. This girl Libby's gonna drive.
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Great.
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It's not great, George.
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I don't want my little boy in some car
266
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,319
with a teenager behind the wheel.
267
00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:19,102
All high school kids drive.
268
00:11:19,104 --> 00:11:21,004
Yeah? Well, I don't like it.
269
00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:22,472
Would you let me get in a car
270
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,045
with a stranger when I was young?
271
00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:26,882
Well, nobody ever asked you
out, so it didn't really matter.
272
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,741
Hey. I want to talk to you.
273
00:11:37,744 --> 00:11:40,223
Hold on. Let me bring
this into the station
274
00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:43,059
so as not to disappoint my commuters.
275
00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:45,528
They'd like to get
home to their families.
276
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:52,017
I gave it a lot of thought,
and I'm afraid I can't allow you
277
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,788
to drive to Houston with your friends.
278
00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,837
Why?
279
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,610
Well, honey, you're still a little boy.
280
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:57,905
I don't think it's right.
281
00:11:57,908 --> 00:12:00,869
I'm not a little boy.
I'm a high school student.
282
00:12:00,872 --> 00:12:02,639
I'm sorry, I made up my mind.
283
00:12:02,642 --> 00:12:04,666
If you'd really like to see this movie,
284
00:12:04,669 --> 00:12:06,086
I'm willing to drive you.
285
00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:07,686
Maybe we could meet your friends there.
286
00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:09,686
I don't want my mommy to take me.
287
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,755
Well, then, you're not going.
288
00:12:12,757 --> 00:12:15,758
Anger is an ugly emotion.
289
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,007
Unbridled rage even more so.
290
00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:20,496
And when it bubbled up inside me,
291
00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:23,566
I channeled it the only way I knew how.
292
00:12:26,438 --> 00:12:29,780
I cleaned the house
like a man possessed.
293
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,226
I can't hear Oprah!
294
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,819
I don't care!
295
00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:58,134
Sheldon, I need to get in there.
296
00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:00,470
Poop at Meemaw's!
297
00:13:14,285 --> 00:13:16,419
You missed a spot, weirdo.
298
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,354
I see it.
299
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,608
What am I supposed to do with this?
300
00:13:32,775 --> 00:13:35,605
Send him over to my house
before he runs out of gas.
301
00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:42,382
All right, I'll make a deal with you.
302
00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:43,843
I'm listening.
303
00:13:43,846 --> 00:13:46,311
You can go to Houston with your friends,
304
00:13:46,314 --> 00:13:48,351
but I want to meet this girl first.
305
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:51,358
That's very reasonable.
306
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:52,530
Thank you.
307
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,049
You're welcome.
308
00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:56,319
Now, can you please
reach the dryer sheets?
309
00:13:56,322 --> 00:13:58,752
I get vertigo on the step stool.
310
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,931
I've often been accused
311
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:03,965
of being stubborn and willful,
312
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,003
but sometimes it works like gangbusters.
313
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,107
Please come in.
314
00:14:11,109 --> 00:14:12,707
Have a seat.
315
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,522
You have a beautiful home.
316
00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:16,487
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
317
00:14:17,853 --> 00:14:20,768
I hope you'll forgive
me, I just wanted to meet
318
00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:23,405
the person driving my
nine-year-old son to Houston.
319
00:14:23,408 --> 00:14:25,188
- I understand.
- Me, too.
320
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,823
I wasn't talking to you, Tam.
321
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,026
And I just wanted to make certain
322
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,694
that you've had no traffic tickets
323
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,682
or, heaven forbid, accidents.
324
00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:35,819
No, ma'am. I'm a very safe driver.
325
00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:38,267
- You've got nothing to worry about.
- Good.
326
00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:40,952
Good. Have you made this trip before?
327
00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:43,039
- A few times, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,641
You smoke marijuana?
329
00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:47,777
- Mom!
- No, ma'am.
330
00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,045
Just say no.
331
00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,538
Well...
332
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,353
I find this very reassuring.
333
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:56,377
I have to admit,
334
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,420
I had some trepidation, but...
335
00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:01,791
having met you, I'm
feeling a lot better.
336
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,748
Good. You've got nothing
to worry about, Mrs. Cooper.
337
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,710
I've been babysitting kids for years.
338
00:15:06,713 --> 00:15:09,757
Babysitting... babysitting...
339
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,968
Babysitting.
340
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:15,349
Babysitting... babysitting... I've
been babysitting kids for years.
341
00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:17,400
Excuse me.
342
00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:19,408
I don't feel well.
343
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:20,877
They'll have to go without me.
344
00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:30,386
Shelly,
345
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,487
you okay?
346
00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:34,223
No.
347
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,858
You want to talk about it?
348
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,727
No.
349
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,129
You want me to leave you alone?
350
00:15:40,131 --> 00:15:42,365
No.
351
00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:48,770
I thought Libby and I were equals,
352
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:51,029
but she thinks of me as a child.
353
00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:53,068
I'm sorry, baby.
354
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:55,578
Calling me that isn't helping right now.
355
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,280
Right. Sorry.
356
00:15:57,282 --> 00:15:59,815
She is almost twice your age.
357
00:15:59,817 --> 00:16:01,884
There are people five times my age
358
00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:03,720
that are stupider than me.
359
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:05,655
This is not about being smart.
360
00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:08,037
- What else is there?
- Well...
361
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,326
there's other kinds of maturity.
362
00:16:10,328 --> 00:16:11,694
What's up?
363
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,596
None of your business.
364
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,164
Why is he crying?
365
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,037
Again, it's none of your business.
366
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,034
Please go.
367
00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:21,079
Fine. Celeste and I know
when we aren't wanted.
368
00:16:23,493 --> 00:16:25,226
Where were we?
369
00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:26,896
Different kinds of maturity.
370
00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:28,444
That's right.
371
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:33,049
There's emotional
maturity, physical maturity,
372
00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:35,631
all things that have nothing
to do with being smart.
373
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:38,421
Are you suggesting I'm
not emotionally mature?
374
00:16:38,423 --> 00:16:40,680
I was hinting at it.
375
00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:44,506
Regardless, I'm not interested
in making any more friends.
376
00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:47,229
Oh, I don't think that's
how you really feel.
377
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:48,497
It is.
378
00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:51,849
From now on, it's a
hermit's life for me.
379
00:16:51,852 --> 00:16:54,717
I bet, when you grow up,
you will be surrounded
380
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:59,575
by lots of smart, wonderful friends.
381
00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,744
I can't see that happening.
382
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:03,045
Well,
383
00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:05,951
the Lord works in mysterious ways.
384
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:08,884
And here we go with the God talk.
385
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,174
Hey.
386
00:17:15,289 --> 00:17:16,530
Hey.
387
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:18,866
How was the IMAX movie?
388
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:21,001
Well...
389
00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:23,604
Okay, status. Find them?
390
00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:25,873
Go. Guidance...
391
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,910
What are you doing?
392
00:17:29,912 --> 00:17:32,780
What do you think I'm doing?
393
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:35,187
Move your arm before I rip it off.
394
00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:39,119
It got a little uncomfortable.
395
00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:40,721
Why is that?
396
00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:42,723
Libby's got feelings for me,
397
00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,959
but I think it's better
we just stay friends.
398
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:48,128
I've been giving geology
some more thought.
399
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,390
Yeah, and?
400
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:52,098
I've decided it's not really a science.
401
00:17:52,101 --> 00:17:54,935
- It's not?
- No, it's more like a hobby.
402
00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:56,237
Rock collecting.
403
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,734
Childish, really.
404
00:17:57,737 --> 00:17:59,103
I can see that.
405
00:17:59,106 --> 00:18:00,922
As you can see,
406
00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:04,130
sometimes a person can be
both incredibly intelligent
407
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,544
and full of baloney.
408
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:11,539
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