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What are you doing?
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I heard you could
punch a hole in these
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and make them double-sided.
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Then it would have more storage?
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Yes, but I didn't pay
for a double-sided floppy disk.
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So?
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So it's an ethical dilemma.
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We have to take a shower
in the locker room next period,
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and that's what
you're worried about?
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Actually, I have
a bathing suit under my pants.
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Whoa.
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That girl just took
a book on geostatistics.
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Yeah, so?
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That's not required reading
for any science course.
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Maybe she wants
to squash a spider with it.
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No, look, she's reading it.
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Who is this mystery woman?
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Should we invite her
to have lunch with us?
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I don't know. So far,
it's just been you and me,
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and we know that works.
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Do we really want
to mess with success?
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We could think of it
as an experiment.
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Oh, you do know
how to push my buttons.
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All right, go ask her.
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Why me?
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Your lack of testosterone makes
you adorable to women.
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I can't argue with that.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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My name is Sheldon.
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Yeah, you're Sheldon Cooper.
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You know who I am?
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Well, there's only one
nine-year-old in high school,
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and you still have
your baby teeth.
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She knows who I am.
It's going well.
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What do you want?
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Would you like to have lunch
with me and my friend?
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Why?
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Why else?
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So we can have
a spirited conversation
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about geostatistics.
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You really are
as smart as everybody says.
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My teeth are small, but my
prefrontal cortex is enormous.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 01 Episode 15
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Episode Title: "Dolomite, Apple Slices,
and a Mystery Woman"
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The addition of Libby brought
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a level of sophistication
to our lunchtime discussion.
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Her mom also packed
extra string cheese,
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which is a well-known
social lubricant.
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You're gonna be a geologist.
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That's fascinating.
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Why'd you choose that?
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When I was a little girl,
my grandparents took me
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to Carlsbad Caverns,
and I was hooked.
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Exploring caves,
that is super cool.
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Disagree. Dark,
enclosed spaces are terrifying.
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I get scared putting on
a sweatshirt.
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Hmm.
I've seen it.
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Pretty entertaining.
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Do you know what you're going
to major in in college?
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I'm leaning towards quantum
chromodynamics, but who knows?
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A few years ago, I would've
said choo-choo trains.
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What about you?
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Oh, geology for sure.
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Hmm.
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Really?
When did you decide that?
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A long time ago.
Eat your apple slices.
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So we eat in the
library every day.
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You're welcome to join us.
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It's much better
than the cafeteria.
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It's quiet, and a lot less food
gets thrown at us.
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Yeah. Maybe
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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Right.
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Maybe y'all will.
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Bye, Libby.
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"Y'all"?
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I'm assimilating.
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Shut up.
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So how was school today?
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Sheldon's got a girlfriend.
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- What?
- That's not true.
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Oh, yes, it is. I seen him
talking to her at school.
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Sheldon Lee Cooper, you dog.
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Is she cute?
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Compared to what?
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What grade is she in?
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Eleventh.
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An older woman.
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Nice.
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Most everybody's older than me.
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Why is that nice?
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So what do you think, George?
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Is it time to have
"the talk" with him?
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What talk?
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No talk. Nobody's talking.
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If "the talk" is in regards
to human reproduction,
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I already understand
how that works.
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How do you know that?
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I told him.
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Oh, Lord.
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And so,
our little social circle
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grew from two to three.
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An early example of how people
are just drawn to me.
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Are you saying
that without geology,
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there'd be
no theory of evolution?
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Charles Lyell taught
Charles Darwin
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the Earth was much, much older
than anyone thought,
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which gave Darwin the courage
to figure out
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all species evolved
over billions of years.
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That's good.
I can use that
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to humiliate my pastor
at Sunday school.
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I don't know
what's more beautiful,
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your mind or your eyes.
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Tam, please.
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We're eating.
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You know spying
on kids is creepy.
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I wasn't spying on kids,
I was s-spying on your brother.
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Why won't you just go inside?
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Well, then, it wouldn't
be spying, now would it?
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Oh.
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Oh, what?
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You didn't mention
she was black.
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Was I supposed to?
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No, 'course not.
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Then why bring it up?
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It just wasn't
what I was expecting.
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What were you expecting?
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It's a big school.
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Why are you right here?
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They've got some books in there
about Martin Luther King.
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Maybe you should go read one.
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Morning.
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So why did it take
people so long
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to believe in continental drift,
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when it's obvious
that Africa and South America
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- fit together like a puzzle?
- No, they don't.
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People didn't understand
continental drift
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because they didn't understand
seafloor spreading.
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What?
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I'm both threatened
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and delighted by your brain.
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I'm just delighted by it.
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They do fit.
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That's nuts.
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"Geologists lead
a sedimentary lifestyle."
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Libby, that is a good one.
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Can you believe
what's going on with him?
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I know.
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He's been on the phone with
that girl for almost an hour.
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Sheldon's got
a girlfriend.
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What are the odds?
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She's not a girlfriend,
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it's more of a mental rapport.
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That's where it starts.
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I did win you over
with my superior intellect.
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It was your motorcycle
and you know it.
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Good thing it wasn't
your masculine physique,
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because that is long gone.
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Why do you think
I kept the motorcycle?
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How come he gets to tie up
the phone and I can't?
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Because what is happening
in there is called a miracle,
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and God-fearing people do not
get in the way of those.
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Hey, Georgie,
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if you ever find a girlfriend,
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maybe you can go on
a double date with your brother.
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She's not his girlfriend.
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And I can find one...
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I'm just not looking.
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Yes, that was a geology joke.
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We gotta get that Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue
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away from him before he's
ruined forever.
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Oh, Libby, Libby, Libby.
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What is happening?
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What was happening was,
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like many men before me,
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I was being seduced
by the exotic world of geology.
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♪ I want to rock ♪
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♪ Rock ♪
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♪ I want to rock ♪
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♪ Rock ♪
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♪ I want to rock
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♪ Rock ♪
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♪ Turn it down... ♪
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We searched for tektites
in a nearby ravine.
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Tektites are natural glass
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formed
during meteorite impacts.
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They also bear
a close resemblance
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to raccoon feces,
so I wisely adopted
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a "no touching tektites"
policy.
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♪ No ♪
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♪ So if you ask me... ♪
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It's called perfect cleavage
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when gypsum separates
this cleanly.
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I was so proud of Tam
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for not making
an immature cleavage joke.
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Look at me,
I'm touching cleavage.
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Until he made one.
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And, like
Mother Nature's piñata,
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geodes contained
a secret surprise inside.
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But you didn't have to suffer
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through a birthday party
to enjoy it.
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How's it going?
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Well, I think I figured out
the problem.
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What is it?
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I'm a terrible mechanic.
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- What's up?
- Well,
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Sheldon's been spending
quite a bit of time
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with this Libby girl, lately.
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Yeah, so?
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So isn't he a little young
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to be hanging with teenagers?
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Oh, he's only young
on the outside.
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Inside, he's an old man.
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I'm being serious.
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So am I.
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And with that bowtie,
he's old on the outside, too.
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Sorry I bothered.
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Hang on.
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What did you think
was gonna happen
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when we sent him to high school?
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I don't know,
that he'd learn stuff,
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and then, come back home
and be my baby forever.
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Mare, it's good for him.
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He may start college in a couple
years, what happens then?
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Off the top of my head,
he and I share a dorm room.
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You know I'd laugh at that
if I didn't kind of believe you.
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What are you doing?
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I need to use the bathroom,
but it can get uncivilized in there.
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Anyone in there now?
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I don't know.
I was afraid to find out.
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Anybody in here?
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Go ahead.
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I'll stand guard.
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Where have you been all my life?
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I don't think so.
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I gotta pee.
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That's your problem.
Keep moving.
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Thank you.
Happy to help.
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Is there any chance
you'd be available
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to stand guard at 1:45?
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You have a bathroom schedule?
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You don't?
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See you later.
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Whoever said the
quickest way to a man's heart
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is through his stomach
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did not consider
his tiny bladder.
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I think the best space shuttle
name so far is Discovery.
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What about Challenger?
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- Too in-your-face.
- Atlantis?
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A fictional island
that couldn't stay afloat?
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I don't think so.
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There's the Enterprise.
There is,
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and it's on Star Trek,
where it belongs.
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You know they're playing
a space shuttle movie
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at the Museum of
Natural Science.
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- It's in IMAX.
- I heard about that.
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- The screen is supposed to be huge.
- They also have
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a great geology exhibit.
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Well, it's in Houston...
264
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,317
How are we gonna get there?
I'll drive.
265
00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:53,169
Oh, I would love to
see a movie with you.
266
00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:55,209
Don't you need to ask
your parents first?
267
00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:58,028
No, Sheldon, I don't.
But won't they worry where you are?
268
00:10:58,097 --> 00:10:59,317
They'll be fine.
269
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,997
Count me in.
270
00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,185
Glad you're not my son.
271
00:11:07,349 --> 00:11:10,515
And now he wants to see a
movie in Houston with them.
272
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,733
Why Houston?
273
00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,251
I don't know,
it's in MixMax or something.
274
00:11:14,392 --> 00:11:16,096
So you're saying I got
to drive to Houston?
275
00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:18,291
No. This girl Libby's
gonna drive.
276
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,627
Great.
277
00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,151
It's not great, George.
278
00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,448
I don't want my little boy
in some car
279
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,026
with a teenager
behind the wheel.
280
00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:26,797
All high school kids drive.
281
00:11:26,864 --> 00:11:28,732
Yeah? Well, I
don't like it.
282
00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,198
Would you let me
get in a car
283
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,791
with a stranger
when I was young?
284
00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,572
Well, nobody ever asked you out,
so it didn't really matter.
285
00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:45,790
Hey. I want to talk to you.
286
00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:48,104
Hold on. Let me bring
this into the station
287
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,626
so as not to disappoint
my commuters.
288
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:53,057
They'd like to get home
to their families.
289
00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:59,729
I gave it a lot of thought,
and I'm afraid I can't allow you
290
00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:01,604
to drive to Houston
with your friends.
291
00:12:01,673 --> 00:12:02,854
Why?
292
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,664
Well, honey, you're
still a little boy.
293
00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,801
I don't think it's right.
294
00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:08,462
I'm not a little boy.
I'm a high school student.
295
00:12:08,531 --> 00:12:10,438
I'm sorry, I made up my mind.
296
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,524
If you'd really like
to see this movie,
297
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:13,813
I'm willing to drive you.
298
00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:15,438
Maybe we could meet
your friends there.
299
00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:17,626
I don't want my
mommy to take me.
300
00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:20,024
Well, then, you're not going.
301
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,360
Anger is an ugly emotion.
302
00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:25,852
Unbridled rage even more so.
303
00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:28,423
And when it bubbled up
inside me,
304
00:12:28,492 --> 00:12:31,353
I channeled it
the only way I knew how.
305
00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:34,064
♪ We're not gonna take it... ♪
306
00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:37,710
I cleaned the house
like a man possessed.
307
00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:40,640
♪ We're not gonna take it ♪
308
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:41,757
♪ Anymore ♪
309
00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:44,937
♪♪
310
00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:48,143
♪ We've got the right
to choose it ♪
311
00:12:48,242 --> 00:12:51,245
♪ There ain't no way
we'll lose it ♪
312
00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:53,094
♪ This is our life ♪
313
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:56,038
♪ This is our song ♪
314
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,093
I can't hear Oprah!
315
00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:00,054
I don't care!
316
00:13:01,122 --> 00:13:03,617
♪ Don't pick our destiny... ♪
317
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:06,218
Sheldon, I need to get in there.
318
00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:08,663
Poop at Meemaw's!
319
00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,437
♪
320
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,773
♪ Oh, we're not gonna take it ♪
321
00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:17,023
♪♪
322
00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:19,562
♪ We're not gonna take it ♪
323
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,864
♪ Anymore ♪
324
00:13:22,265 --> 00:13:24,273
You missed a spot, weirdo.
325
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,819
I see it.
326
00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:30,099
♪ Your gall is never-ending ♪
327
00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:32,497
♪ We don't want nothin' ♪
328
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,083
♪ Not a thing from you ♪
329
00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:37,677
♪ Your life... ♪
330
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,536
What am I supposed
to do with this?
331
00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:43,185
Send him over to my house
before he runs out of gas.
332
00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:50,130
All right, I'll make
a deal with you.
333
00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:51,653
I'm listening.
334
00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:54,075
You can go to Houston
with your friends,
335
00:13:54,144 --> 00:13:56,379
but I want to meet
this girl first.
336
00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:59,112
That's very reasonable.
337
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,271
Thank you.
338
00:14:00,409 --> 00:14:01,747
You're welcome.
339
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,049
Now, can you please reach
the dryer sheets?
340
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:06,685
I get vertigo on the step stool.
341
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,632
I've often been accused
342
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,466
of being stubborn and willful,
343
00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:14,371
but sometimes
it works like gangbusters.
344
00:14:18,013 --> 00:14:19,108
Please come in.
345
00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:20,505
Have a seat.
346
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,405
You have a
beautiful home.
347
00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:23,981
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
348
00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:28,177
I hope you'll forgive me,
I just wanted to meet
349
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:31,030
the person driving
my nine-year-old son to Houston.
350
00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:32,910
- I understand.
- Me, too.
351
00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,755
I wasn't talking to you, Tam.
352
00:14:35,893 --> 00:14:37,795
And I just wanted
to make certain
353
00:14:37,864 --> 00:14:39,483
that you've had
no traffic tickets
354
00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:41,427
or, heaven forbid, accidents.
355
00:14:41,496 --> 00:14:43,543
No, ma'am.
I'm a very safe driver.
356
00:14:43,645 --> 00:14:45,621
- You've got nothing to worry about.
- Good.
357
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:48,754
Good. Have you made
this trip before?
358
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,708
- A few times, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
359
00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:53,275
Mm-hmm.
You smoke marijuana?
360
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,312
Mom!
No, ma'am.
361
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,887
Just say no.
362
00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:01,356
Well...
363
00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:03,144
I find this very reassuring.
364
00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:04,238
I have to admit,
365
00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:06,145
I had some trepidation, but...
366
00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:09,482
having met you,
I'm feeling a lot better.
367
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,341
Good. You've got nothing
to worry about, Mrs. Cooper.
368
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,606
I've been babysitting kids
for years.
369
00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,816
Babysitting... babysitting...
370
00:15:16,887 --> 00:15:19,434
Babysitting.
371
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:23,801
Babysitting... babysitting... I've
been babysitting kids for years.
372
00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:25,262
Excuse me.
373
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:27,217
I don't feel well.
374
00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:28,715
They'll have to go without me.
375
00:15:31,345 --> 00:15:33,669
♪♪
376
00:15:36,926 --> 00:15:38,088
Shelly,
377
00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:39,668
you okay?
378
00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:41,826
No.
379
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,590
You want to talk about it?
380
00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:45,660
No.
381
00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,941
You want me to leave you alone?
382
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,715
No.
383
00:15:54,305 --> 00:15:56,543
I thought Libby and I
were equals,
384
00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:58,934
but she thinks of me as a child.
385
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,809
I'm sorry, baby.
386
00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,247
Calling me that
isn't helping right now.
387
00:16:03,314 --> 00:16:05,004
Right. Sorry.
388
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:07,646
She is almost twice your age.
389
00:16:07,715 --> 00:16:09,708
There are people
five times my age
390
00:16:09,777 --> 00:16:11,388
that are stupider than me.
391
00:16:11,455 --> 00:16:13,357
This is not about being smart.
392
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,879
- What else is there?
- Well...
393
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:18,176
there's other kinds of maturity.
394
00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:19,660
What's up?
395
00:16:20,074 --> 00:16:21,527
None of your business.
396
00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:22,958
Why is he crying?
397
00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:24,840
Again, it's none
of your business.
398
00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:25,943
Please go.
399
00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:29,246
Fine. Celeste and I know
when we aren't wanted.
400
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,890
Where were we?
401
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,622
Different kinds of maturity.
402
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,147
That's right.
403
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:40,732
There's emotional maturity,
physical maturity,
404
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,410
all things that have nothing
to do with being smart.
405
00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:46,168
Are you suggesting
I'm not emotionally mature?
406
00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,020
I was hinting at it.
407
00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:52,215
Regardless, I'm not interested
in making any more friends.
408
00:16:52,301 --> 00:16:54,910
Oh, I don't think
that's how you really feel.
409
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,410
It is.
410
00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:59,824
From now on,
it's a hermit's life for me.
411
00:16:59,973 --> 00:17:02,637
I bet, when you grow up,
you will be surrounded
412
00:17:02,715 --> 00:17:07,077
by lots of smart,
wonderful friends.
413
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,572
I can't see that happening.
414
00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:10,949
Well,
415
00:17:11,145 --> 00:17:13,816
the Lord works
in mysterious ways.
416
00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:16,223
And here we go
with the God talk.
417
00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:26,830
Hey.
418
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,253
Hey.
419
00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,139
How was the IMAX movie?
420
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,538
Well...
421
00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:35,139
Okay, status. Find them?
422
00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,296
Go.
Guidance...
423
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,546
What are you doing?
424
00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:44,502
What do
you think I'm doing?
425
00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:47,151
Move your arm
before I rip it off.
426
00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:51,061
It got a little uncomfortable.
427
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,585
Why is that?
428
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:54,600
Libby's got feelings for me,
429
00:17:54,796 --> 00:17:56,866
but I think it's better
we just stay friends.
430
00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,772
I've been giving
geology some more thought.
431
00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,155
Yeah, and?
432
00:18:01,224 --> 00:18:03,913
I've decided
it's not really a science.
433
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,457
- It's not?
- No, it's more like a hobby.
434
00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:07,914
Rock collecting.
435
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,606
Childish, really.
436
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:11,141
I can see that.
437
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:12,742
As you can see,
438
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,827
sometimes a person can be
both incredibly intelligent
439
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,678
and full of baloney.
440
00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:20,889
♪♪
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441
00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:23,075
♪♪
442
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,687
♪♪
443
00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:30,640
♪♪
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