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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:04,523 I don't know what he did, Charlie. 2 00:00:04,699 --> 00:00:06,909 The teacher called and told me to come get him. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,706 I want it on the record that if the kid was running... 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,922 ...a blackjack game under bleachers he didn't get it from me. 5 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:16,973 What? I said, he didn't. 6 00:00:18,905 --> 00:00:22,577 Well, I can assure you he did not learn that kind of crass behavior from me. 7 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:24,294 Maybe I should wait in the hall. 8 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,923 Hold on. What is he doing here? 9 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:30,720 Well, my car is in the shop, and Charlie was nice enough to give me a ride. 10 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:34,854 No, Charlie was nice enough to call you a cab, but you wouldn't take it. 11 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:36,365 So, what's going on? 12 00:00:36,538 --> 00:00:38,582 Your son gave his teacher the bird. 13 00:00:40,383 --> 00:00:43,223 Okay, I want it on the record that he didn't necessarily... 14 00:00:44,143 --> 00:00:46,639 Charlie, just leave it alone. What exactly happened? 15 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:49,740 I was writing on the board and he thought I couldn't see him. 16 00:00:50,327 --> 00:00:54,332 - Is this true? - Yeah, I really thought she couldn't see. 17 00:00:54,506 --> 00:00:57,215 I'm afraid this kind of behavior is grounds for suspension. 18 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,183 - Maybe we can catch a matinee. - Yeah. 19 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:03,232 Jake, why did you flip Miss Pasternak off? 20 00:01:03,406 --> 00:01:06,329 Excuse me. We don't end our sentences with prepositions. 21 00:01:06,498 --> 00:01:09,457 We say, "Why did you flip off Miss Pasternak?" 22 00:01:12,891 --> 00:01:15,648 I think that answers your question. 23 00:01:17,153 --> 00:01:20,409 Jake, why did you flip off Miss Pasternak? 24 00:01:22,961 --> 00:01:24,589 Because she picks on me. 25 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:28,133 Jake, I don't treat you any differently than any of the other students. 26 00:01:28,309 --> 00:01:30,805 - Yeah, right. - Shut up. 27 00:01:31,945 --> 00:01:34,357 You know, I'd like to talk to your parents alone. 28 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:37,586 - Come on, Jake. - What, I don't even get to tell my side? 29 00:01:37,753 --> 00:01:41,175 Buddy, you're 11. You have no side. 30 00:01:41,346 --> 00:01:43,639 This isn't my fault. I was provoked. 31 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,307 - You were provoked? - Yeah, it means... 32 00:01:46,486 --> 00:01:48,648 I know what it means. 33 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:51,832 And it doesn't matter. What you need to do now is apologize. 34 00:01:52,001 --> 00:01:54,877 - But I'm not sorry. - You don't have to be sorry. 35 00:01:55,052 --> 00:01:59,722 Just say it and look it. You've got those big, cute kid eyes. Use them. 36 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:03,322 - That would be lying. - That's your line in the sand? 37 00:02:03,492 --> 00:02:05,952 You muttonhead, you just flipped off your teacher. 38 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:10,506 - Yeah, but I was being honest. - And look where it got you. 39 00:02:15,025 --> 00:02:17,567 I think I just lost my innocence. 40 00:02:17,741 --> 00:02:20,070 He's really a very well-behaved boy... 41 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:23,088 ...but he has had some problems dealing with our separation. 42 00:02:23,256 --> 00:02:27,761 That's true. Although it wasn't so much a separation as a kicking out. 43 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,989 I sympathize, but if I gave special consideration to every child... 44 00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:36,915 ...whose parents are going through divorce, I'd be getting the finger all day. 45 00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:39,214 We're not saying he shouldn't be punished. 46 00:02:39,385 --> 00:02:42,059 - He certainly should. - But just let us try to handle it. 47 00:02:42,226 --> 00:02:44,805 By "us" he means me. I always have to be the bad guy. 48 00:02:44,984 --> 00:02:46,315 You're better at it than me. 49 00:02:49,831 --> 00:02:51,328 Than I. 50 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,171 You are such an ass. 51 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:58,301 - Can we have a moment, please? - I think that'd be a good idea. 52 00:02:58,481 --> 00:03:02,022 And it's, "May we have a moment, please?" 53 00:03:03,787 --> 00:03:05,784 Stop it. 54 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:08,623 Miss Pasternak. I'm sorry, we haven't officially met. 55 00:03:08,801 --> 00:03:10,512 - I'm Jake's uncle, Charlie. - Hello. 56 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:14,188 And I am really sorry. This may not be my place... 57 00:03:14,359 --> 00:03:16,271 ...and if it's not, I am really sorry... 58 00:03:16,949 --> 00:03:18,993 ...but Jake has something he wants to say. 59 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:21,827 I am really sorry. 60 00:03:26,894 --> 00:03:29,854 - And I'm really sorry too. - Why are you sorry? 61 00:03:30,028 --> 00:03:32,357 The kid may have gotten the rude gesture from me. 62 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:36,290 I'm not used to being around children and, well, I am really sorry. 63 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:49,242 Well, thank you. I appreciate it, but it doesn't change what Jake did. 64 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:51,746 You're right. You're absolutely right. 65 00:03:51,923 --> 00:03:53,586 Jake, go to the vending machine... 66 00:03:53,762 --> 00:03:57,267 ...and get Miss Pasternak a peach Snapple and a bag of Skittles. 67 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:04,162 It is Miss Pasternak, right? 68 00:04:35,003 --> 00:04:37,843 Now, this one's called "Read Between the Lines." 69 00:04:40,811 --> 00:04:44,816 You're giving the finger, but you've got plausible deniability. 70 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:46,986 Cool. Like the Itchy Eye. 71 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:52,253 Exactly. Now, this one's called "the Slow Crank." 72 00:04:52,427 --> 00:04:53,972 Charlie. 73 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:00,902 As you can see, it's effective but lacks deniability. 74 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:04,711 - Dad, check it out. Balloon Finger. - Okay, that's enough. 75 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:08,806 Do we need to be teaching him more ways to flip people off? 76 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,429 Flip off people. 77 00:05:13,737 --> 00:05:16,993 Charlie, do you realize how close he came to being suspended today? 78 00:05:17,164 --> 00:05:18,661 - I do. - And do you understand... 79 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:21,711 ...how lucky we are Miss Pasternak decided to give him a chance? 80 00:05:22,052 --> 00:05:24,382 Lucky? Sure, why not. Let's call it luck. 81 00:05:25,312 --> 00:05:26,642 What does that mean? 82 00:05:26,816 --> 00:05:29,358 It means I'm too modest to call it skill. 83 00:05:31,621 --> 00:05:33,498 - Hey, Dad. - What? 84 00:05:33,669 --> 00:05:35,748 How come only one finger is the bad finger? 85 00:05:36,217 --> 00:05:37,548 I don't know, Jake. 86 00:05:38,223 --> 00:05:40,136 This one's okay, right? 87 00:05:40,647 --> 00:05:41,977 Right. 88 00:05:42,861 --> 00:05:44,656 - Dad. - What? 89 00:05:44,825 --> 00:05:46,572 Anything? 90 00:05:49,296 --> 00:05:50,627 No. 91 00:05:51,928 --> 00:05:55,803 I don't get it. Who decides? 92 00:06:10,899 --> 00:06:14,690 Uncle Charlie, I had a weird dream. 93 00:06:15,829 --> 00:06:18,040 And it's getting weirder. 94 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:22,264 Hey, buddy. Why aren't you asleep? 95 00:06:22,431 --> 00:06:24,558 I'm hoping I am. 96 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,612 - Hello, Jake. - Hello, Miss Pasternak. 97 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:35,505 Listen, buddy, Miss Pasternak and I are kind of having a sleepover. 98 00:06:35,677 --> 00:06:38,469 Because we're like, you know, friends. 99 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:42,152 No way. 100 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:47,371 Jake, I'm only your teacher from 8: 15 to 3:00. 101 00:06:47,544 --> 00:06:49,837 After that I'm just a person like anybody else. 102 00:06:50,886 --> 00:06:55,058 This is more wrong than the time I saw Santa peeing at the mall. 103 00:06:56,695 --> 00:07:00,402 Okay, why don't we wrap up this after-school special and call it a night. 104 00:07:00,581 --> 00:07:03,670 Don't worry. This won't change anything between us at school. 105 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,551 So you're still gonna be mean to me? 106 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:09,302 That's right. Same old junkyard dog. 107 00:07:09,481 --> 00:07:13,616 - Come on, buddy. Get some sleep. - Oh, yeah. Like I'm gonna sleep now. 108 00:07:14,787 --> 00:07:16,998 - Do you think he'll be okay? - Sure. 109 00:07:17,169 --> 00:07:20,128 He's just not used to seeing his teacher out of the classroom. 110 00:07:20,303 --> 00:07:22,264 And her pants. 111 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:25,191 I'll talk to him in the morning and make sure he's okay... 112 00:07:25,359 --> 00:07:29,316 ...and that he keeps this to himself. - Thank you, Charlie. 113 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:35,094 Oh, Miss Pasternak. 114 00:07:35,262 --> 00:07:37,305 Why do you never call me by my first name? 115 00:07:37,685 --> 00:07:41,107 I don't know. This just seems way hotter. 116 00:07:42,699 --> 00:07:46,157 - Charlie? - Yes, Miss Pasternak. 117 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:49,091 Do you think Jake believes we're just friends? 118 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,637 Why not? We are, right? 119 00:07:51,808 --> 00:07:55,683 I mean, once I get to know you better I'm pretty sure I'd consider you a friend. 120 00:07:56,405 --> 00:07:59,161 Charlie, we both know there's much more than friendship... 121 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:02,835 ...going on between you and me. - Much more? 122 00:08:03,007 --> 00:08:04,338 How much more? 123 00:08:04,511 --> 00:08:08,052 Well, I know this is pretty quick and I don't wanna use the L word... 124 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:12,900 - Good. Thank you. ...but this feels an awful lot like love. 125 00:08:14,539 --> 00:08:18,211 I'm sorry, which L word didn't you want to use? 126 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:21,470 Oh, Charlie. Come on. 127 00:08:21,643 --> 00:08:26,610 - Let's go to sleep. - Yeah. Like I'm gonna sleep now. 128 00:08:32,507 --> 00:08:35,549 - Morning. What are you doing? - Morning. 129 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:39,016 Making my world-famous huevos rancheros for my brother and nephew. 130 00:08:39,192 --> 00:08:42,817 No kidding. What stupid thing did you do you're trying to make up for? 131 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:45,993 Why do you always just assume that...? 132 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,007 I slept with Jake's teacher. 133 00:08:50,725 --> 00:08:54,730 Oh, Charlie, did you learn nothing from the den-mother fiasco? 134 00:08:54,903 --> 00:08:57,065 It gets worse. The kid found out. 135 00:08:57,661 --> 00:09:01,001 - What about your brother? - He doesn't know yet. 136 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:04,668 Oh, hey, you made breakfast. What's the occasion? 137 00:09:05,349 --> 00:09:07,144 No occasion. Just trying to help out. 138 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,236 Well, thank you. I really appreciate it. Good morning, Berta. 139 00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:13,578 Morning, you goofy, clueless bastard. 140 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,431 Nice to see her in a pleasant mood for a change. 141 00:09:19,598 --> 00:09:21,475 Yeah. Sit down. 142 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,437 Have some huevos. 143 00:09:28,289 --> 00:09:30,619 - Fresh-squeezed orange juice. - You squeezed this? 144 00:09:30,796 --> 00:09:33,256 No, it says it on the can. 145 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:36,930 Okay, what stupid thing did you do? 146 00:09:38,902 --> 00:09:42,492 Well, funny thing... 147 00:09:46,883 --> 00:09:49,593 I slept with Miss Pasternak. 148 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,981 Charlie, what were you thinking? 149 00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:54,862 What if Jake finds out? 150 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,908 Okay... 151 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:01,713 Oh, no! Oh, no! How? 152 00:10:02,343 --> 00:10:05,385 - He woke up in the middle of the night... - You brought her here? 153 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:08,401 Did you learn nothing from the den-mother fiasco? 154 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:12,406 - Hey, I kept him from getting suspended. - Oh, that's how? 155 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:15,837 - You're welcome. - Are you crazy? 156 00:10:16,007 --> 00:10:18,799 No, but I have a sneaking suspicion Miss Pasternak may be. 157 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:22,850 - What's that supposed to mean? - Don't worry, I'll deal with it. 158 00:10:23,027 --> 00:10:24,690 Oh, that makes me feel much better. 159 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:27,408 So how did Jake take it? Did he freak out? 160 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:30,202 Not as much as you. 161 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,959 - Morning. - See? He's fine. 162 00:10:33,139 --> 00:10:36,811 Jake, do you wanna talk about what you saw last night... 163 00:10:36,983 --> 00:10:39,145 ...with Uncle Charlie and Miss Pasternak? 164 00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:41,784 Oh, God. That really happened? 165 00:10:46,175 --> 00:10:48,850 Good, Alan. Way to go. 166 00:10:49,017 --> 00:10:50,763 Dad, can I be homeschooled? 167 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,858 Listen, Jake. Don't worry. 168 00:10:56,037 --> 00:10:58,532 You go to school, don't say anything to anybody. 169 00:10:58,711 --> 00:11:02,050 I'll tell her I can't see her anymore and we'll forget this happened. 170 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,223 Man, it's like Cub Scouts all over again. 171 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:15,172 - I hope you saved room for dessert. - I saved room for you. 172 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:21,140 You sure? Because I'm just empty calories. 173 00:11:21,316 --> 00:11:22,778 How about a nice fruit cup? 174 00:11:23,155 --> 00:11:25,448 Two fruit cups, please. 175 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,492 Listen, Delores. We need to talk. 176 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:32,179 Oh, call me Miss Pasternak. 177 00:11:33,016 --> 00:11:35,773 No, let's keep this friendly. 178 00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:39,989 Dolores, you're a terrific woman and I've enjoyed being with you very much... 179 00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:45,463 ...but I know deep in my heart that you can do so much better than me. 180 00:11:46,638 --> 00:11:50,310 - Okay. I understand. - Good. Thank you. 181 00:11:50,774 --> 00:11:54,862 You're insecure. But don't worry. I am not going to abandon you. 182 00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:59,955 No, no, no, that's not what I'm worried about. 183 00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:02,677 See, Delores... 184 00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:05,768 I'm a bad man. 185 00:12:07,572 --> 00:12:11,411 I'm a player. I go from woman to woman and then... 186 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,995 Charlie, that's the past. 187 00:12:14,174 --> 00:12:16,800 I'm not going to give up on us, and you wanna know why? 188 00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:18,851 Why? 189 00:12:19,021 --> 00:12:23,108 Because somebody told me that we belong together. 190 00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:26,617 Really? It can't be somebody who knows me. 191 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,206 Oh, he knows you very well. 192 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,303 And he loves you even more than I do. 193 00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:37,103 Our union has been ordained, Charlie. 194 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,156 What? Come again? 195 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:43,414 After we fornicated... 196 00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:49,561 ...I prayed for forgiveness and I was told not to worry about it. 197 00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:54,196 By the same guy? 198 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,951 There's only one guy, Charlie. 199 00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:59,916 And his loving hand has been guiding me ever since I quit pole dancing in Reno. 200 00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:01,556 No kidding. Which club? 201 00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:06,734 - Did you dress like a schoolteacher? - It doesn't matter. 202 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:09,580 What matters is the same hand that delivered me... 203 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,243 ...from my life of degradation has brought me to you. 204 00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:14,050 For what? More degradation? 205 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:18,553 No. To help you become a better man. To achieve your potential. 206 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,608 Now sit up straight and eat your fruit. 207 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:25,958 - All right. - All right, what? 208 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,670 All right, Miss Pasternak. 209 00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:38,573 Hey, Charlie. Guess who. 210 00:13:38,746 --> 00:13:42,418 I know we didn 't make plans for tonight but we really should get together... 211 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:46,012 ... and talk more about this path we are on and where it's heading. 212 00:13:46,183 --> 00:13:49,024 We know where it's heading but it would mean a lot to me... 213 00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:51,272 ... to hear the words come out of your mouth. 214 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:55,239 Your beautiful, blessed mouth. 215 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,545 Call me, sweetheart. 216 00:13:58,092 --> 00:14:01,051 Boy, it's weird being on the other side of one of these calls. 217 00:14:03,023 --> 00:14:05,102 I can imagine. Well? 218 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,406 - Professional opinion? - Please. 219 00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,538 Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 220 00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:11,958 Yeah, I thought so. 221 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:15,093 I mean, she barely knows you. 222 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:18,723 Where does she get off being so forward? 223 00:14:20,071 --> 00:14:24,825 Rose, we had one night together and you handcuffed yourself to my refrigerator. 224 00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:29,129 That was different. We were meant to be together. 225 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,938 Okay, I was gonna ask you the best way to end this... 226 00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:37,659 ...but I realize now that breakups may be outside your area of expertise. 227 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:42,376 Yeah. I do mate for life. I'm like a penguin that way. 228 00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:46,680 Plus, I like to slide across the ice on my belly. 229 00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:54,207 Uncle Charlie, guess what happened with Miss Pasternak today. 230 00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:57,216 - I'm just about to break up with her. - Oh, no, don't, don't. 231 00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:01,932 - Why not? - Look at this. 232 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:05,362 Hey, you got an A in history. 233 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,575 - Way to go, Jake. - Look at his answers. 234 00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:14,927 "Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation in pen." 235 00:15:17,023 --> 00:15:18,485 For this he got an A? 236 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:21,148 Everybody got an A. She was, like, happy all day. 237 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:23,370 She even gave me back my fake dog poop. 238 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,761 Charlie, I gave you this poop. 239 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,725 You broke into my house and left it on my pillow. 240 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,774 Still, you regifted. 241 00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:37,159 And I thought you were a classy guy. 242 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:54,247 Jake, why don't you go to your room and do your homework. 243 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,547 She didn't give us any. First time ever. 244 00:15:57,095 --> 00:15:58,472 I love you, Uncle Charlie. 245 00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:01,559 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 246 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:04,823 Yeah, I think you know what you have to do. 247 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,495 - Break up with Miss Pasternak, right? - Hell, no. He's getting A's. 248 00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:14,761 He hasn't gotten an A since naptime in kindergarten. 249 00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:19,230 - But he's not learning anything. - Charlie, get your priorities straight. 250 00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:21,784 I'm trying to get him into a decent middle school. 251 00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:24,535 After he's accepted he can learn that Sacajawea... 252 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:28,172 ...wasn't "a bag full of jawea." 253 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,410 - Ready for dinner? - Charlie! 254 00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:39,414 It's so good to see you. 255 00:16:42,306 --> 00:16:44,682 It's okay to see you too. 256 00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:49,907 - Charlie. - What? 257 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:55,330 - Gum. - Oh, sorry. 258 00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:57,847 What a great day I had. 259 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,309 All the kids were so well-behaved. Even Jake. 260 00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:03,949 - That's nice. - Can I tell you a little secret? 261 00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:06,695 I never really cared for Jake. 262 00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:10,665 But you said you treated him like all the other kids. 263 00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:12,425 Well, you have to say that. 264 00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:16,099 So where are we going to dinner? 265 00:17:17,196 --> 00:17:18,609 I hadn't really decided. 266 00:17:18,783 --> 00:17:20,197 You came unprepared? 267 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,629 Charlie, you have so much potential if only you'd apply yourself. 268 00:17:26,388 --> 00:17:28,681 All right, I gotta tell you. 269 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:33,021 My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high... 270 00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:38,587 ...but you are clearing it in street shoes. 271 00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:41,048 You're mad at me. 272 00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:43,761 - No, no. - Yes, you are. 273 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,356 - No, no. Not... Not mad. - Then what's your problem? 274 00:17:51,543 --> 00:17:54,169 Nothing. Forget it. Let's just have a nice evening. 275 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:56,422 Oh, Charlie, that is so sweet. 276 00:17:56,599 --> 00:17:58,060 Let's never fight again. 277 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,650 Oh, no. I hate it. 278 00:18:04,621 --> 00:18:07,295 Hey, can I use the restroom? 279 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,422 May I use the restroom? 280 00:18:10,596 --> 00:18:12,509 Oh, right. 281 00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:15,391 - May I? - You're excused. 282 00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:19,616 Thank you. 283 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,787 Charlie. 284 00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:48,745 Look, I'm really sorry it didn't work out with Miss Pasternak. 285 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:53,543 You gotta know, I went the extra mile to make her happy. 286 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:57,425 Alan, you know what that means, and Jake, you'll understand someday. 287 00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:02,822 Oh, come on, guys. I said I'm sorry. 288 00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:12,772 Okay, she's being really unfair with all this homework. 289 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:15,779 You know what I'll do? I'm gonna complain to the principal. 290 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,860 Maybe you should date the principal. 291 00:19:18,496 --> 00:19:20,493 Very funny. 292 00:19:20,669 --> 00:19:22,000 Is that an option? 293 00:19:24,471 --> 00:19:27,644 Because I would if it would get me out of writing 2500 words... 294 00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,609 ...on The Red Badge of Courage. 295 00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:38,462 Man, book reports suck. 296 00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:42,428 - Dad. - Yeah? 297 00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:45,981 Please keep him away from my karate teacher.24178

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