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Previously on The West Wing:
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It's over.
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You'll be back.
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Let's go-- ten bucks.
Ten bucks for you...
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JOSH:
It was the President's idea.
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He bet us
you couldn't stay quiet
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if he gave a bad answer.
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Horton Wilde in Orange County
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is in the hospital
with his fourth heart attack.
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Who knows when he's going
to resume a campaign schedule.
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He's dead.
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The President
wins the debate
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tomorrow night,
and you marry me again.
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Will Bailey.
You want to come inside?
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The campaign's
embarrassing to us.
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And I'm not embarrassed by it.
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If you can't
find a Democrat
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tell Kay that I'll do it.
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Andy's pregnant,
with twins.
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( sighs )
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Man...
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Thank you.
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You're Josh Lyman,
aren't you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I've seen
your picture a lot.
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Can I ask you
something?
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Sure.
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Bartlet's on the
ballot for the
Democratic Party
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and for the
Statehood Party.
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It's okay that I
voted for him in
both columns, right?
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No, you can't vote for him
in two columns.
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I already did.
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Your ballot's
going to be invalidated.
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What the hell for?
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You're only allowed
to vote once.
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He's on the ballot twice.
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He's on the ballot
more than that.
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He's on the ballot as the
Liberal Party nominee...
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I'm saying
I'm for Statehood.
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Me, too, and yours is
a vote we didn't get.
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I'm so sorry
to interrupt.
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Did I hear you say
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that you're supposed
to vote for the President
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in both columns?
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No.
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No, uh, you can vote
for the President
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in whatever column you want,
but you can only vote once.
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He's right.
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Yes, I'm... Yes.
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And I'll tell you a secret
for a shortcut:
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If you just, say,
vote for one Democrat
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and leave all the rest
of the boxes blank
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then you voted for
all the Democrats.
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Yes. No.
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It doesn't...
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You can't vote
for a party.
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You have to vote
for a person.
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No, I think you're wrong.
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I'm not.
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I left all but one box blank.
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Well, then, you voted
for none but one candidate.
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Nuts.
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Did you vote
for the President?
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Was the President
the one box?
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Ah, who remembers?
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It was a minute
and a half ago.
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Don't be rude.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you for voting.
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Excuse me.
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Yes, what?
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Yes?
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Yes, hello.
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You're who I think
you are, right?
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I can be anybody
you want.
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( chuckles ):
That's funny.
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Thank you.
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Um, I saw you getting
run over by those people.
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Just part of
the job, ma'am.
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Mmm. I guess you hear
some pretty silly questions.
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Well, I'm just worried
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'cause they all tried
to vote for Bartlet
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and if this keeps up,
we're headed toward
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the biggest electoral
upset in history
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and nobody's
going to be able
to figure out why.
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Right, well,
it's the same thing
with my parents.
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I tell them to just
rank the candidates
in order of preference.
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Right. No!
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I voted for your boy
in all three boxes.
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No. Listen to me.
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Your ballot is invalid.
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So is yours.
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Punch the box next to
the candidate you prefer
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once-- nothing else.
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I'm sorry, one more thing.
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I have a message
from Toby Ziegler.
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What?
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I have a message
from Toby Ziegler.
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You know Toby?
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He says... ten dollars.
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I see.
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You guys are
a little troupe.
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A little acting troupe
with a "U."
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Yes, sir, we are.
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Can I give you a card?
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No.
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Mr. Ziegler said you were
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a little edgy
on election days
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so, just to show there
are no hard feelings
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how about if I go down
there and vote for the
President right now?
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As a matter of fact,
that would be nice.
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No problem.
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Do you happen to know
if I need to be...
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I don't know,
pre-registered or something?
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Yes!
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We've got 500 red and blue
Bartlet-Hoynes banners.
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That, plus 600
from Building Trades.
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SAM:
No.
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I'm sorry?
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No.
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Why?
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The partisanship's over.
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We elected a President.
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This is for everybody.
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No banners tonight;
the American flag.
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Okay, but we're
using the Seal
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and I'll put Senate and House
leadership up there.
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No balloons, no confetti.
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Why?
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It's not a party.
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It is a party.
Yeah, but we won.
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We don't have
to pander.
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Please don't say that.
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On your birthday,
don't we pander to you?
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Not as much
as I'd like.
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I'm not kidding.
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What are you
babbling about?
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We haven't won
anything yet.
The speech is done.
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Two speeches are done.
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What's the second?
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I've got a speech if he wins
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and one if he doesn't.
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You wrote a concession?
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Of course I wrote
a concession.
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You want to tempt the wrath
of the whatever
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from high atop the thing?
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No.
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Then go outside, turn around
three times and spit.
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What the hell's
the matter with you?
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( chuckling ):
It's like 25 degrees outside.
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Go.
Hello.
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( with foreign accent ):
Oh, Mr. Lyman.
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I see your picture
in the magazine.
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Tell me
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if I swallow my ballot,
does it still...?
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A little election day humor--
that's great.
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He wrote a concession speech.
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Of course he wrote a concession
speech. Why wouldn't he?
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What possible reason
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would he have for not writing
a concession speech?
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The wrath
from high atop the thing.
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He upped and said
we were gonna...
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JOSH:
No, you got
to go outside
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turn around three times
and curse.
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Spit.
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Spit and curse.
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Do everything. Go.
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Go! Go!
Go! Go!
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Go!
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These things
have a half-life.
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You can't just...
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All right,
we're meeting again when?
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First round of
exits at 11:00.
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11:00, unless there's
a reason earlier.
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Can I have you
two seconds?
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Yeah.
What do you need?
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Hang on.
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There's trouble?
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A little bit.
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For the President?
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For you.
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Listen, I know better
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than to stick my face
in your personal life
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except, you know,
for sport.
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What happened?
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Roll Call's got it
from the Office
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of Congress's
Attending Physician
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that Andy's pregnant.
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When did they start doing more
than flu vaccinations?
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They need
updated medical records.
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Roll Call doesn't need
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updated medical records,
do they?
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They're going to
connect the dots.
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It's going to be bad
for her and bad for you.
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You mean bad for us.
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I can handle
the "us."
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What's her plan?
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I don't know.
Toby...
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I don't know.
We haven't talked about it.
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She's got to be proactive.
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Yeah.
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It would be nice
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if we could announce a wedding.
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I'm working on that, thanks.
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You'll talk to her, hmm?
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Yeah.
Thanks.
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Did you...?
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Yes, I turned, I cursed,
I spat, it froze.
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C.J.:
You can't be
too careful.
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I think you can.
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Sam, you got Will Bailey
calling from California.
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* Won't you come home,
Will Bailey...? *
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* Won't you come home...? *
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Sancho, how you doing?
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I'm Sancho?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yes, Grasshopper.
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How much do you know
about exit polls?
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What's there to know?
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You stand 100 yards away
and say "Who'd you vote for?"
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You can't afford exit polls.
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Yeah, I've got volunteers
out there with clipboards.
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And?
Something weird's going on.
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What?
We're winning.
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What do you mean?
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We're down one in Spyglass Hill
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even in Emerald Bay
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and up three in El Toro Station.
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Okay, can I give you
a nickel's worth of free advice?
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Yeah.
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It's not advice so much
as I'm saying this:
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Democrats vote early, okay?
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And diehards vote early.
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Okay, you want me to call in
every couple of hours?
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Every hour.
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Okay.
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Bonnie, Democrats
vote early, right?
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Yeah.
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Ginger, Democrats and diehards
vote early, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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( applause )
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Mrs. Bartlet
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can you tell us
who you voted for.
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Nobody.
I was just fixing my makeup.
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How are you spending
the rest of the day?
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Filling out Chicago ballots;
just pitching in.
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He's going to be flying around
thanking supporters.
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Is there any suspense
at all today?
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Well, there are
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about 14
competitive Senate races
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about 46 House races
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and right here
in New Hampshire
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there's a $600
million bond issue
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plus, no one's
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elected my husband
President yet.
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( applause )
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( clearing throat )
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Mr. President
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polls show a dogfight
here in New Hampshire.
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How would you feel
if you won the election
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but lost your home state?
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Better than if I won
my home state
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but lost my home country.
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The only poll that
matters closes in 17 hours.
268
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,060
Did you vote for the bond issue?
269
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,663
Title 63,
Chapter 659, Section 43
270
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,431
of New Hampshire
Election Code says
271
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,101
electioneering is prohibited
within a corridor ten feet wide
272
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,502
and extending a distance
273
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,672
from the entrance door
of the building
274
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,406
as determined by the moderator
275
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,108
where the election
is being held.
276
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,844
If anyone knows
what that means...
277
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,445
Yeah, I voted
for the bond issue.
278
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,313
It's going to improve
public education
279
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,514
without a tax abatement.
280
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,683
REPORTER:
Mr. President!
281
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,951
( reporters calling out )
282
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,823
Mr. President, do you
have anything to say to
Governor Ritchie today?
283
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,158
Well, one way
or another
284
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,726
I imagine
we'll be talking tonight.
285
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:53,794
I got to get back.
286
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,528
You can hockle Abbey
for awhile.
287
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,830
She's taking
the next plane.
288
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:57,931
Thank you,
Mr. President.
289
00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,000
( reporters thanking President)
290
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,301
These are for
your signature.
291
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,469
Yeah. Listen, do you think
292
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,570
you could score me
a couple of aspirin?
293
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,537
Yes, sir.
You got a headache?
294
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,505
I'm fine.
295
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,674
Should I ask
the doctor...?
296
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,976
No, it's just
a headache.
297
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,311
Just me and you
today, okay? I'm fine.
298
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,512
Yes, sir.
299
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:13,413
I'll sign these
in the car.
300
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,148
Yes, sir.
301
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,088
( sighing )
302
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,865
Come on.
303
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,637
Okay, this can wait.
304
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,741
Let's go.
305
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,590
( televisions muted )
306
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,926
( Josh sighing )
307
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,028
JOSH:
Nothing's happening right now.
308
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:10,437
By the end of the night,
100 million votes will be cast.
309
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,973
Polls have been open in the East
for six and a half hours.
310
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,507
You know how many
votes have been cast?
311
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,476
One percent.
312
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,012
( sighs ):
Everybody votes after work.
313
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,948
Not me, I vote first thing.
314
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,085
The VNS exit polls
315
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,722
are down in Michigan
for a little while.
316
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,824
And it's raining
in Oregon.
317
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,166
This is like the ionization
blackout period.
318
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,834
Pumpkin Patch, is there
anything I can do
319
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,635
to get you to go to the
movies for eight hours?
320
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,636
Senior Staff.
321
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,972
Yeah.
322
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,439
But can you do me a favor?
323
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,808
What do you need?
324
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,377
This is a photocopy
of my absentee ballot.
325
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,312
I was hoping the
President could sign it
326
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,113
and I'd have it framed.
327
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,481
( chuckles ):
Yeah.
328
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,615
You know,
the President's
329
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,117
the first winner
I've voted for.
330
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,185
Is this a joke?
331
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,652
It's not hard
to believe that...
332
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,854
No, I mean this.
333
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,189
What are you
talking about?
334
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,491
Toby already did
the thing this morning
335
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,259
with the invalid ballots.
336
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,228
My ballot's invalid?
337
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,863
This isn't a joke?
338
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,564
It's invalid?
339
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,766
You voted for Ritchie.
340
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,235
Where?
Here.
341
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,770
Oh, my God.
342
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,106
Yeah, your "picking
the winner" streak
is probably over.
343
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,540
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
344
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,242
It's, it's an
optical scan ballot.
345
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,977
I drew a line through
the Democratic ticket.
346
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,478
Almost. That's almost
what you did.
347
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,015
What you did was draw a line
through the Republican ticket.
348
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,349
You didn't ticket split
349
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,318
you voted for every
Republican in Wisconsin.
350
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,953
I would check, you may
have voted for McCarthy.
351
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,554
Okay, I'm going
to rectify this.
How?
352
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,689
I don't know, but my vote's
going to be counted.
353
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,358
It will be counted.
I don't want it counted.
354
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,293
You still want me
to have him...
Give me that.
355
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,365
Hey, I'm going
in, okay?
356
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,800
Hey, Josh. No.
357
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,168
I'm sorry?
358
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,769
It's the Senior Staff meeting.
359
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,071
I'm Senior Staff.
360
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,205
You don't have
your briefing memo.
361
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,807
How do you know
I don't have it?
362
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,242
I'm sorry, do you have it?
363
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,377
No.
364
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,745
I memorized it.
365
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,213
Did you happen to get my e-mail
366
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,915
on the three new rules
for the week?
367
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,550
I got it. I read it.
It was good stuff.
368
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,553
It's possible the salient
details escape me.
369
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,122
Rule Number Two-- you don't
attend daily Senior Staff
370
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,757
without the briefing memo.
371
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,092
The agenda's outlined
372
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,793
and there are
up-to-the-minute details
373
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,462
on priority items and still
374
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,265
half the meeting is spent
regurgitating the memo
375
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,133
for those staff members
who have difficulty
376
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,401
holding on to salient details.
377
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,836
That's
a fair point
378
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,404
and next time I'm going
to remember the memo.
379
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,039
I'm confident
you will
380
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,941
'cause you're going
to remember it this time, too.
381
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,777
You want me to go
back to my office and get it?
382
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,279
I do.
383
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,183
Okay.
384
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,119
All right.
385
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,787
I'm going to humor the new girl.
386
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,189
Appreciate it.
387
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,257
Going to get
your briefing memo?
388
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,258
Yes.
389
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,093
Charlie
390
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,394
security just called for you.
391
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,661
They'd like
to see you out front.
392
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,696
Security?
393
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,964
Yeah.
394
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,774
What the hell?
395
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,643
Anthony.
396
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,677
Michelle, he's with me.
397
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:05,879
Which one?
398
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,214
The regular-sized one.
Who are you?
399
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,582
Orlando Kettles, boss.
How you doing?
400
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,450
Fine, thanks.
401
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,618
Anthony.
402
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,520
Yeah, yeah, you know,
I brought him today.
403
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,488
Yeah. First of all,
they're a little prickly
404
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,689
about security
around here.
405
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,325
You're not down
as Anthony-plus-one.
406
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,960
You see the guns
standing around now?
407
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,661
Boy's going to Columbus.
408
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,431
Starting right tackle
for the Buckeyes--
true freshman.
409
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,934
I hand you the ball,
you can run behind him,
have a cup of coffee.
410
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,901
He's going to play
on Sundays.
411
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,202
What are you, his agent?
412
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,938
We don't have
nothing in writing.
413
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,805
What is he doing here,
Anthony?
Yeah.
414
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,841
He got pulled over
with an open can of
Pabst in his hand.
415
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,043
He was dri...
416
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,410
You were driving drunk?
417
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,378
No way, boss.
418
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,147
He passed
the breathalyzer.
419
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,749
It was the open
can of Pabst.
420
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,317
Saturday's
St. Erasmus Academy
421
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219
that's a big game
for a senior.
422
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,288
You want to put a hurt
on some blue blazers...
423
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,422
Anthony.
424
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,024
Coach is going
to sit him down
425
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,592
because of the Pabst
Blue Ribbon unless...
426
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,961
Unless what?
427
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,595
You know,
you do your thing.
My thing?
428
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,429
Write him a note.
429
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,264
Saying what?
430
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,165
He's a good guy,
Charlie.
431
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,399
He does his business.
432
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,135
I'm not Officer Krupke.
I have a job.
433
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,703
Hey, could you try to
think back to the days
434
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,638
before you were Secretary
of State or something?
435
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,574
There are good guys
and there are bad guys
436
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,142
and when good guys stop
letting you play with them
437
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,344
the bad guys have a
recruiting field day.
438
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,514
When did you start talking
like Mickey Spillane?
439
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,848
I don't know.
Who's Officer Cupcake?
440
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,351
Okay, you're seeing
a musical.
441
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,053
Man, look at the size
of him, Charlie.
442
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,854
And he's not done
growing yet, either.
443
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,123
Who do you want him
playing for?
444
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,625
What else has he got?
445
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,927
What else?
Priors.
446
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,963
Nothing, man.
I swear.
447
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,966
He stole a goat.
448
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,267
A goat?
Yeah.
449
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,436
Why did he...?
No. I don't care.
450
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,804
You got
a Social Security number?
451
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,373
Yeah.
452
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,311
Orlando, you got practice
this afternoon?
453
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,745
Oh, yeah.
You're not going.
454
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:46,879
It's Election Day.
455
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,381
You're going
to spend it with me.
456
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,683
Yo, man, I done
wind sprints
457
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,751
I'll take the swap.
458
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:52,752
Follow me.
459
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,054
This is the White House.
460
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,388
Frederick Douglass
came here.
461
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,190
Mondays through Fridays,
we wear coats and ties.
462
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,658
That goes for you,
too, Mugsy.
463
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,526
Hey, Charlie,
not for nothing
464
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,927
but just so you know
465
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,463
some of your higher end places
provide a jacket for you.
466
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,232
Right, and again you're
confusing the White House
467
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,533
with the Friar's Club.
468
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,035
Now these people I work with
are serious people
469
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,102
so don't embarrass me
in front of them.
470
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,470
You got it, boss.
471
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,539
All right, we're going
to have to wait until...
472
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,908
Whoa, sorry, man.
That wasn't cool.
473
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,011
How you doing?
474
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,012
You all right?
475
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,313
Uh...
476
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,581
He should, uh...
( clears throat )
477
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,849
You should play football.
478
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,851
Hey, man, I'm trying,
you know?
479
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,086
But I had an open Pabst
480
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,854
and that's the way
that goes.
481
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,955
Yeah.
482
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,323
Let's go.
483
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,402
JOSH:
Rule Number Two--
daily Senior Staff
484
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,137
will... something
the briefing memo.
485
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,972
I have the briefing
memo, I'm going in.
486
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,075
Yeah, no.
No?
487
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,009
No, 'cause have you read
Rule Number One?
488
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,079
The salient details...
489
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,713
The meeting starts on time
490
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,049
and if you're not there when
it starts, you don't go in.
491
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,484
That's insanity.
492
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,352
Well, I'm quite mad.
493
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,255
There has to be a natural
fluidity to these things.
494
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,623
It's how we work best.
495
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,892
You can't say that
every meeting has to...
496
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,893
I didn't.
497
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,261
The e-mail,
which is exactly
498
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,929
this long, by the way--
499
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,864
in case as a boy you had some
sort of frightening experience
500
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,667
with Balzac and that's why
you didn't read it--
501
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,569
says, at the top,
"This applies only
502
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,405
to the daily
Senior Staff meeting."
503
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,673
One meeting it's going to be
important to be on time.
504
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,576
Well, I think that's a random
cracking of the whip.
505
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,613
According to the last
300 daily diaries
506
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,048
the President is typically
70 to 90 minutes
507
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,817
over-scheduled
by the end of the day.
508
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,785
The median time
a day ends
509
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,487
the over-under is 10:20 p.m.
510
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,156
As many days have ended
after that time
511
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,024
as have ended before it.
512
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,627
The result being
the Commander in Chief
513
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,129
of the U.S. Armed Forces
514
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,098
hasn't had a night's sleep
in four years.
515
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,300
That's both bad
and easy to fix.
516
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,468
Okay.
517
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,638
Well, yes, that's hard
to argue against
518
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,006
and I'll remember
this talk next time.
519
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,676
I have all the confidence
in the world that you will.
520
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,545
Okay, well, I'm going in now,
all right?
521
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,113
Sweet of you to
tell me a joke, Josh.
522
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,548
You're the funny one,
I can tell.
523
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,784
All right.
524
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,787
This is your little part
of the store and I respect that.
525
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,656
See what
I did there?
526
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,090
Respect.
527
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,892
No one's bigger than the game.
528
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,761
You're an example for the kids.
529
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:15,795
Yeah.
530
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,532
DONNA:
I'm going out
for about 20 minutes.
531
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,669
Where you going?
I'm going to find someone
who will swap votes.
532
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,637
I'm sorry?
I'm going to find
a Ritchie supporter
533
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,140
who'll vote for the President
to offset my absentee ballot.
534
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,741
Really?
It's Election Day.
535
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,210
I'm doing this.
536
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,444
And you think it's going
to take about 20 minutes?
537
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,447
Yeah,
I'll be right back.
You bet.
538
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,715
Toby...
He can't talk.
539
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,017
Okay.
540
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,452
We're late
for the first sonogram.
541
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,554
Ooh, big needle.
18 inches.
542
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,856
Right in the stomach, Toby.
Don't look directly at it.
543
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,024
Yeah, that's
amniocentesis.
544
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,159
Hurts like heartbreak.
545
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,059
You've had
the procedure?
546
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:47,927
Not me personally.
547
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,362
Toby, when you get there
548
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,331
it's a good idea
to slip the nurse something.
549
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,900
Tell her you're hoping for
a smooth second trimester.
550
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,734
You grease the nurse?
551
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,702
He's kidding.
552
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,036
Give me one second,
would you?
553
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,438
I'll catch right up.
554
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,040
Hey, sports fans,
this is getting exciting.
555
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,609
Yes.
556
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,344
So what do you think,
like, 50 bucks?
557
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,779
I don't know.
It's your first, it's twins...
558
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,782
I don't know.
I think I'd give her $100.
559
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,150
Yeah, okay.
560
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,553
In your life
561
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,987
you have never been on
time to this meeting.
562
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,489
Yeah, I wasn't, actually.
563
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,226
I was just incredibly late
to the meeting right before it.
564
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,793
Well, that's
the trick, then.
Yeah.
565
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,695
Sam, you've got Will Bailey
on the phone again
566
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,796
if you want him.
567
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,765
That name sounds familiar.
568
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,234
He's a guy
in California.
569
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,668
He's on the phone
570
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,070
and I'm going to talk
to him now.
571
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,072
Yeah?
Yeah.
572
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:33,640
Everything all right?
573
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,173
Yeah.
574
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,308
California 47th.
575
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,843
He was the guy
running Horton Wilde.
576
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,111
Yeah.
Yeah, they're going
to lose that by 20 points.
577
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,447
Really?
Yeah.
578
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,114
You're getting that
from the exits?
579
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,015
Yeah.
Great.
580
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,116
Great?
581
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,685
No, I mean, it's
582
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,787
a tough beat, what
with dying and all.
583
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,121
Yeah.
584
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,623
I'm going to talk
to him now, okay?
585
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,225
Okay.
586
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,464
Hey.
587
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,765
I think we're still up.
588
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,533
Josh says the exits
have you down 20.
589
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,134
No, he means the tracking.
590
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,237
The last one was a week ago
and then the DNC left town.
591
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,905
He said the exits.
592
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,241
Hey, when I said
"exits" before,
I meant "tracking."
593
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,509
And I'm pretty sure
they did the last one
594
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,911
about a week ago
and then left town.
595
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,346
Yeah, yeah,
they may have
596
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,147
called that putt
a little early.
597
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,049
Anyway, Sam, it would be helpful
598
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,352
if we could get added to the
President's afternoon satellite.
599
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,621
We could really use
some radio at drive time.
600
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,490
Yeah, but listen, Will,
no kidding
601
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,425
drive time's also
when the plants get out
602
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,294
and the real Orange County votes
603
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,296
and that's when
you turn into a pumpkin.
604
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,464
I'm just saying,
don't get your hopes up.
605
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,666
No, just a good showing.
Cover the spread.
606
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,934
All right.
607
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,937
What'd he say?
Don't get your hopes up.
608
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,406
Are they?
No.
609
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,140
Everybody on the street!
610
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,009
But we're going
to make history.
611
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,184
( Andy whistling quietly )
612
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,886
Roll Call has
the pregnancy.
613
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,422
What?
614
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,123
Roll Call
has the pregnancy.
615
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,891
C.J. just told me.
When?
616
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,427
A little while ago.
617
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,096
( sighs )
618
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,665
Why are you telling me now?
619
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,367
I didn't want to ruin
the day for you.
620
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,901
Well, okay, but
then why are you
telling me now?
621
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,202
I couldn't help it.
622
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,971
Roll Call has
it from where?
623
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,106
BOTH:
The Office of the
Congressional...
624
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,375
Thanks.
625
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,345
What are you saying that
to me for?
626
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,780
I was... saying it to them.
627
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,848
I was asking it...
628
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,015
Just out of curiosity
629
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:26,252
how long did you think
this was going to be covert?
630
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,120
These are twins, Andy.
631
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,122
You think you're going to go on
Meet the Press
632
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,525
and Russert's not going
to notice you're the size
of a school?
633
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,126
Why not just come out
and say
634
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,362
"I'm expecting twins.
635
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,696
"I couldn't be happier.
636
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,731
"The father's my ex-husband,
Toby Ziegler
637
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,601
"to whom I'll be remarried
on a date to be decided upon.
638
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,669
I'm thinking Christmas."
639
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,037
I'm not marrying you again.
640
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,808
Then say the first part
at least.
641
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,110
I hadn't announced it because
you don't in the first 12 weeks
642
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,747
because... that's when most
of the things go wrong.
643
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:59,619
These bodies of yours, I don't
know how you live with them.
644
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,287
You don't
seem to mind.
645
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,556
I like the outsides.
646
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,827
Hello, Andrea. Toby.
647
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,061
Hi.
648
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,399
Honey, if you're going
to get grossed-out
649
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,933
and faint, you should sit.
650
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,267
She's kidding.
651
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,536
How have you
been feeling?
652
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,905
I feel great.
Mm-hmm.
653
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,773
You feel like you're
getting enough calcium?
654
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,908
I don't know.
What does that feel like?
655
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:22,775
I don't know either.
656
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,511
It's just something we ask.
657
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,979
We don't even care
about the answer.
658
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,448
You should draft
a release.
659
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,483
In fact, let that be
my first act of fatherhood--
660
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,283
drafting your release.
661
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,051
Go back to my roots
662
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,352
as we all must go.
663
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,921
And now you're on offense
and not defense.
664
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,356
I'm not going to be
on offense or defense.
665
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:41,360
The things we do in our lives,
many of them are not voluntary.
666
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,261
You don't say.
667
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,530
I think you performed
668
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,398
your first act of fatherhood
already.
669
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,066
Yes, indeed.
670
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,502
So let my second act be throwing
you a little press conference.
671
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,137
That sounds fine.
672
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,206
I, myself, can't make it,
but you have a nice time, honey.
673
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,142
Do I need to tell you the
first rule of damage control?
674
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,477
No, but the next time
675
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,145
you refer to this
pregnancy as damage...
676
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,713
Get the information
out early
677
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,916
get it out yourself,
do it on your own terms.
678
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,452
That's three rules.
679
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,019
Andy, look,
I'm not kidding.
680
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,387
You've got...
681
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:11,157
( rhythmic beating )
682
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,091
TOBY:
What was that?
683
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,225
It was...
684
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,661
Did you hear that?
Yeah, that was...
685
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,862
Shh.
686
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:21,468
( rhythmic beating continues)
687
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,069
Andy, you-you can see their...
688
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,270
Uh-huh.
689
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,473
heads.
690
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,644
I can see heads.
691
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,580
( laughing )
692
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,353
DONNA:
Let me make this argument
to you.
693
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,689
My vote in Wisconsin
is more valuable
694
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,690
than your vote
in the District.
695
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,024
You're getting
big value.
696
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,292
How do you figure?
697
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,527
The President's going to win
the District
698
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,261
it's a forgone conclusion.
699
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:52,431
But Wisconsin's actually in play
and I voted for your guy.
700
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,400
How do I know that?
701
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:57,169
I've shown you
the ballot-- look.
702
00:23:58,738 --> 00:23:59,872
Well, that's a photocopy.
703
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,774
Of course
it's a photocopy.
704
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,710
The real one's
in Wisconsin.
705
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,311
Well, how do I
know that?
706
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,546
You don't.
707
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,714
This is an honor thing.
708
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,582
It's about honor
and democracy.
709
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,584
Well, I'm going
to go vote now
710
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,185
so please stop
talking to me.
711
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,654
Fine.
712
00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,523
You think I'm going to scam you?
713
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,491
I've been out here
two and a half hours
714
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,726
trying to get one vote.
715
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,360
You think this is how
I make money?
716
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,995
( sighs )
717
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,664
Hey, you know what?
718
00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,699
No problem shouting in
public, but I think...
719
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,968
Take off
the Bartlet button?
Yeah.
720
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,604
Josh told me you
were still out here.
721
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,573
I was over at the place.
Thanks.
722
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,408
You want to get
a muffin?
723
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,610
Yeah, I'll walk you.
724
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,079
So, what's going on?
725
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,313
It's raining in Oregon.
726
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:44,116
Yeah, yeah, Josh was
talking about that before.
727
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,452
Apparently, all his other
problems are solved.
728
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,486
If your guy's
going to win big
729
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,455
you don't want it
to rain.
730
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,489
There's less
motivation anyway
731
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,659
'cause of the blowout and...
732
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,761
you have no idea
how fast
733
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,563
these things
can become a race.
734
00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:57,530
What do you need?
735
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,966
A banana muffin,
please?
736
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,473
I did something
last week.
737
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,208
I went to see a guy
named Will Bailey.
738
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,078
He ran Horton Wilde's
campaign in Orange County
739
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,413
and Wilde died a
couple of weeks ago
740
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,916
and his widow
wanted to know
741
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,785
what Democrat was
going to stand in
742
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,386
for her husband
should he win
743
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:21,187
and I said...
744
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,121
You're kidding.
745
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,590
You have to understand.
746
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,025
This wasn't something
that cost me anything.
747
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,394
They weren't going to
announce unless Wilde won
748
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,097
and that was never
going to happen
in Orange County.
749
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:34,066
It's like the Secretary
of Agriculture saying
750
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,103
"Sure, I'm ready to
assume the Presidency
751
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:40,607
should the 18 who come
before me die. Why not?"
752
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,041
So, why not?
753
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:45,311
Because it's a two-point
race right now.
754
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,279
This is very exciting.
755
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,415
No. It's not.
756
00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,483
The prospect of
going back on my word
757
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,485
to a recent widow...
758
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,821
So why go back on it?
759
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,423
Because the alternative
is taking 90 days off
760
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,391
to go home,
lose by 20 points
761
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,761
to a Republican
committee chair I hate
762
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:06,032
and never be able to run
for public office for real
763
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,935
which is something I maybe
wouldn't mind doing one day.
764
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,370
Once 5:00 and 6:00
roll around...
765
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,439
That's exactly
what I'm thinking.
766
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:14,440
Except...
767
00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:15,808
What?
768
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,043
There's an El Niño
thing going on
769
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:17,944
in Southern California
today and...
770
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,145
No.
771
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:22,915
it's supposed to start
raining in a few hours.
772
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,652
Okay.
773
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,420
Okay, I'm going to go back
to the office.
774
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:29,756
Okay.
775
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,090
Why don't you give me
the button.
776
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,591
Yeah.
777
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:33,960
( sighs )
778
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:36,696
You're cleared.
779
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,165
You can come upstairs.
780
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:44,036
There are chairs up there
that are over 200 years old.
781
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,438
Before you sit in one, I want
to see written confirmation
782
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:50,810
from the Army Corps of Engineers
that it can support your girth.
783
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,111
You stole a goat?
784
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,913
I'm assuming this was
a mascot?
785
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,282
Yeah,
that was sweet.
786
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,717
I was just
the leg man.
787
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,385
You know,
Anthony's the brains.
788
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,755
Yeah, it had that international
jewel thief feel to it.
789
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,256
Hey, so what do you
think we're doing
790
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,224
for the rest of the day?
791
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,392
CHARLIE:
Video games, hanging out.
792
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,927
Really?
793
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,862
I'm voting at 8:30,
you guys will come with me
794
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,764
watch me vote,
and then go home.
795
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,199
Oh, man,
what good is...?
796
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,101
I mean, they're not
going to let me vote.
797
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,903
It's like my face is
pressed up against
the window.
798
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,672
That's right.
And yet somehow, I don't care.
799
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,607
I'm old enough
to vote.
800
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,408
You're 18?
801
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,676
I'm 19.
802
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,544
They came to the school
to sign up people.
803
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,279
You're registered
to vote?
804
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,180
I think I might be,
yeah.
805
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:28,981
Where?
806
00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,149
He doesn't know where.
807
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,317
I don't know where.
808
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,919
Well, let's find out.
809
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,890
Good afternoon,
Mr. President.
810
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,091
Good afternoon, sir.
811
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,793
Hello. Hi.
812
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,628
What's going on?
813
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,731
Uh, line one
now is a DSS line.
814
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,632
It means
Direct Station Select.
815
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,701
Pick it up, you get me.
816
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,536
What was wrong
with the old way?
817
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:51,537
You done?
818
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:52,538
Yes, ma'am.
819
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,840
Thanks a lot.
820
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,243
I'm sorry, sir.
821
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:58,745
What was wrong
with the old way?
822
00:27:58,811 --> 00:27:59,645
Oh, this is better.
823
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,013
How?
824
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,314
You don't care, sir.
It just is.
825
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,754
I hear you've got rules
for meetings.
826
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,755
Yes, some.
827
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,556
Yes, I do, sir.
828
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,858
You don't think
that's apt to create
829
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,025
a resentment
among the people
830
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,861
who were here
before with...?
831
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,929
It's not like the thing
wasn't working with...
832
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,397
Whatever you may assume
833
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,499
that wasn't a rube
sitting out there, Debbie.
834
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,101
She ran the Oval Office
835
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,170
for two years
and a state house before that.
836
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,772
Yes, sir.
837
00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:28,374
At any rate,
line one gets you me.
838
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,010
What if, instead of you,
I want a dial tone?
839
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,045
Well, that's line two,
but you're not going
to want one.
840
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,081
Why?
I'm going to place
your outgoing calls.
841
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,016
You're going to place a lot
of my outgoing calls...
842
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,018
No, sir,
I need to place them all.
843
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,020
I can make my own phone call.
Don't be...
844
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,755
Sir...
I can make
my own phone call.
845
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,791
Yes, but soon you
might not necessarily
846
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,325
remember that you did.
847
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,060
When I place the call,
there's a record
848
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,328
and that's how
you'll know
849
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,264
and then you won't
be worried about it.
850
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,833
That's good.
851
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,634
That's a good idea.
852
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:56,936
Is there anything else?
853
00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,337
No.
854
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,438
Thank you, Mr. President.
855
00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,577
You and I haven't met.
856
00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:09,015
In my life, I never would've
thought she was a rube.
857
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,183
I'm sorry about that.
858
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,286
Debbie...
859
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,322
I have to ask you.
860
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:16,989
Are we talking about...?
861
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,124
Did you bring it up
862
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,591
'cause you...
notice...?
863
00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:22,829
Is there some particular thing
today you noticed?
864
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:23,830
No, sir. Do you feel all right?
865
00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:24,563
Should I call...?
866
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:25,832
No, please.
867
00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,599
I was talking
about something else.
868
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,767
Line one is you.
869
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:29,768
Yes, sir.
870
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,003
Thanks.
871
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,687
Will, you have
Sheryl Cryman.
872
00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:51,423
That's the county clerk's
legal counsel. It's blinking.
873
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,627
Sheryl, it's Will Bailey.
874
00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:56,628
How you doing?
875
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:59,098
Fine, thank you.
876
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,900
There are scattered
power outages
877
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,869
in the Casa Verde precinct
in Santa Ana
878
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,937
and the street lights
are going on and off
879
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,206
in the only legitimately
Democratic precinct I've got
880
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,875
so if I lose by a hundred
881
00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,642
'cause people
couldn't cross the street
882
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:14,580
who in your office would I talk
to about election tampering?
883
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:15,714
Thanks a lot, Sheryl.
884
00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:17,383
I appreciate it.
885
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,717
Pull the sound trucks
from Laguna Hills.
886
00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,086
There isn't enough foot traffic.
887
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,420
Will.
Put 'em in Anaheim.
888
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,588
Will.
When the hell's
it going to rain?!
889
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,689
Willy!
890
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,191
Don't call me that.
891
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,726
The die has been cast,
big brother.
892
00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:29,761
You're making everyone crazy.
893
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,297
There's a moment
after you cast the die
894
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:32,899
but before it
hits the table.
895
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,034
Breathe wrong and you'll
change the way it lands.
896
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:38,337
Can I get a new
weather report?!
897
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,143
There's value here.
There's value.
898
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,811
You've got to appreciate
the value.
899
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,113
A Ritchie vote
in Wisconsin.
900
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,680
Well, let me
ask you this.
901
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,282
Bartlet's supposed
to be smart, right?
902
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,783
He's the smart one,
we're the dumb ones.
903
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,751
He knows best.
904
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,220
So what does
it say to you
905
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,755
when his people don't know
how to fill out a ballot?
906
00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:58,590
Maybe he's a little
out of touch.
907
00:30:58,657 --> 00:30:59,858
Is that what it says?
908
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,227
Or maybe it says
that even
909
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,694
with the President's
supporters accidentally
910
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,330
voting
for the wrong candidate
911
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,999
you're still going to get
creamed, you little fascist!
912
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,367
This is an honor thing!
913
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:09,535
Excuse me.
914
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,569
Yes. Hi.
915
00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:12,171
Did somebody
steal your purse?
916
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:13,139
Me? No.
917
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:13,973
Okay.
918
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,341
I'm on a mission
and I said
919
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:16,708
I'd be 20 minutes
and it's been six hours
920
00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:17,743
and it's starting
921
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:18,844
to get kind of cold.
922
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,980
Okay. You were
shouting at no one.
923
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,649
Little guy. Bow tie.
924
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,716
Long as you're okay.
925
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,085
Wait. Hang on.
926
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:30,022
Do you mind if I ask you
who you're voting for?
927
00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,158
I guess I kind
of do, yeah.
928
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,726
That's fair,
that's perfectly fair.
929
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:35,995
So let me ask you
this instead.
930
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,863
Are you voting for Ritchie
or the President?
931
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,831
I'm going to go
inside now, okay?
932
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,467
Lieutenant,
I'm not a crazy person
933
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:42,501
and I'm not asking you
934
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,503
for the bomb sequence
on the USS Essex.
935
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,206
Now, be a man and tell me
who you're voting for.
936
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,808
Ritchie, and you
demoted me a rank.
937
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,343
I'm so sorry.
938
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:55,181
I'm seeing
your shoulders now.
939
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,382
Lieutenant Commander.
940
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,017
Reese.
941
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,351
Reese is a nice name.
942
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,352
Reese what?
943
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,454
Lieutenant Commander
Reese-- Jack Reese.
944
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,290
Can I talk to you
about something?
945
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,158
You know, this is
the first election
946
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,394
in my life I haven't had
to vote by absentee ballot
947
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,895
and I was really
looking forward
948
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,163
to pulling that lever.
949
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,064
Absentee ballot.
I know how you feel.
950
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:13,632
I'm from Wisconsin.
951
00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:17,436
It's my home, but here I am
in Washington on Election Day.
952
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:18,704
I've usually been on a Los
Angeles Class submarine
953
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,172
in the South China Sea.
954
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,573
Don't try to trump me here.
It's not a battle.
955
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,741
We're in this together.
956
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:23,742
No, we're not.
957
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:27,946
I voted absentee
in Wisconsin
958
00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,381
and I voted for Ritchie
959
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,482
and I meant
to vote for the President.
960
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,584
Now, I think you
should go in there
961
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:36,688
and vote the other way
to make it a wash.
962
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:39,358
Yeah, okay.
963
00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:42,661
Look...
964
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,096
Really?
965
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:47,499
Yeah, sounds
about right.
966
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,203
I'm Donna.
967
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:51,870
Jack.
968
00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:52,838
Commander...
969
00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,307
Jack's fine.
970
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:59,045
So... why aren't you
on a sub right now?
971
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,780
I haven't been
for a little while.
972
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,182
What's your billet?
973
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,317
Well, it used to be Regional
Director for the Office
974
00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:06,885
of the Joint Chiefs
for Southeast Asia
975
00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:07,653
but I got transferred.
976
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:08,587
Where?
977
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,821
Nancy McNally's office.
978
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,291
She's the National
Security Advisor.
979
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,426
You're working
at the White House?
980
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,827
Yeah.
981
00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:18,464
Listen, I got
to go vote, okay?
982
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,166
Yeah, sure.
983
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,967
Oh, listen,
I've got a photocopy
984
00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:23,135
of my absentee ballot
985
00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:24,336
if you want to verify
that I really...
986
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:29,408
No, no. It's an
honor thing, right?
987
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,443
Yeah.
988
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,544
Okay.
989
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,731
See, now there are late exits
showing even
990
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:55,033
with white male suburbans
in New York
991
00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,435
and Chicago
and Philadelphia.
992
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,170
There's huge
labor turnout.
993
00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,740
We're only losing Florida
by seven-- Seven!
994
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,675
Toby, I think this is going
to be bigger than we thought.
995
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,946
I stare at this
and I stare at this
996
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:11,817
and I don't know which is
the boy and which is the girl.
997
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,354
I suppose that problem
will take care of itself.
998
00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,289
You know, if you stare
at them for a while
999
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,890
well, it's pretty gross,
but still...
1000
00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,025
Okay, I'm concerned
1001
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,161
that you've turned
completely
1002
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,929
into another person.
1003
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,232
Hey! I see
one victory balloon
1004
00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:29,201
before this thing
is called and...!
1005
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,870
Yeah, you better run!
1006
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:32,871
Huh?
1007
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:35,374
Nothing.
1008
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,180
CHARLIE:
You read the stuff?
1009
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:41,980
ORLANDO:
Yeah.
1010
00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:43,014
It wasn't long.
1011
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,116
Yeah.
1012
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,617
And I was impartial,
right?
1013
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,286
I gave you the best of each
and the worst of each.
1014
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:50,289
Hey, Mr. Young--
I'm not being
1015
00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,224
disrespectful or nothing
1016
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,593
but I'm just trying
to concentrate.
1017
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,761
Listen, this is easy.
1018
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,330
You can do it, no problem,
but if you need to
1019
00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,399
you can ask for help.
You're allowed.
1020
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:01,567
Okay.
1021
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:04,603
Hey, listen-- Why does
a guy who's heading off
1022
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,972
to the Big Ten
care about playing
1023
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,907
St. Erasmus Academy
on Saturday?
1024
00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:11,910
You're going to be playing
Michigan and Penn State.
1025
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,312
I don't know.
1026
00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:16,248
It's what
I do on Saturdays.
1027
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,849
Hey, you know what?
1028
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,452
I know I'm not the sharpest tool
in the box or nothing
1029
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,221
but try rushing
the quarterback.
1030
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:24,022
Know what I'm saying?
1031
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,424
You're not going
to get there.
1032
00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,694
You're not going
to touch him.
1033
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,761
You're up.
1034
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,136
He's a good guy, you know.
1035
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,405
He does his business.
1036
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,473
He just doesn't like
looking like a fool.
1037
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,811
How long did you
hang on to the goat?
1038
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:46,945
Three days.
1039
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,480
Three days?
1040
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:51,283
Yeah.
1041
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,951
What did
you feed him?
1042
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:54,386
Cheetos.
1043
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,487
Okay.
1044
00:35:58,757 --> 00:35:59,891
Hey.
1045
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:00,892
Hey, Anthony.
1046
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:02,093
I voted.
1047
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,495
All right.
1048
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:06,265
I'm going again.
1049
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,166
No, no, no, no.
1050
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,668
ELSIE:
Will!
1051
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:12,538
Come on.
1052
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:15,507
Come inside and have
something to eat with us!
1053
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,778
Will.
1054
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,580
( thunderclap )
1055
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,252
Jesus!
1056
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,721
Wow!
1057
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,723
What else can you do?
1058
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,925
I didn't know
I could do that.
1059
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,432
It's on.
You can see it.
1060
00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:41,433
Hey.
I'm not spitting
1061
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,601
I'm not
turning around.
1062
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,336
Union households
are beating nonunion
1063
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:45,203
in some of these districts.
1064
00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,872
C.J.?
Yeah.
1065
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,206
Can you pick up three?
1066
00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:49,675
This is C.J.
1067
00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:50,409
Thanks.
1068
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,343
What was that?
1069
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,011
You'll see in a minute.
1070
00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:54,212
9:00!
1071
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,581
( cheering )
1072
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,658
Good evening,
Mr. President.
1073
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,261
I feel like I should be
self-deprecating.
1074
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,496
I mean,
it's not inauguration.
1075
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,963
I could be funny, right?
1076
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:12,998
I don't think so.
1077
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,733
I think it's the wrong note.
1078
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,337
If I'm thanking
campaign staff, maybe.
1079
00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:20,205
What are you doing?
1080
00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:22,374
We've got some news.
1081
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,744
What?
1082
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:30,949
What?
1083
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,521
You're going to
win New Hampshire.
1084
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,776
TV REPORTER:
With seven percent
of the precincts reporting
1085
00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,411
CBS is ready
to declare Delaware
1086
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,212
with its three
electoral votes...
1087
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,215
REPORTER 2:
...closing only an hour ago,
NBC is putting Maryland
1088
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,617
in the President's column.
1089
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,819
REPORTER 3:
...no surprises there.
1090
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:09,921
REPORTER 4:
And with 22% of the vote
tallied in Maine...
1091
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,090
REPORTER 5:
Polls are closed
in West Virginia.
1092
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:15,293
REPORTER 6:
...with the polls closing in
Massachusetts and Pennsylvania.
1093
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:18,497
( crowd cheering )
1094
00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:33,445
( cheering continues )
1095
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:40,386
Halfway around the world
1096
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:44,623
in Bosnia and Chechnya
and Rwanda
1097
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,626
they dream of the promise
we fulfilled today
1098
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:52,030
of a future we choose,
for ourselves, together.
1099
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,098
Sam? What's going on?
1100
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,666
They're not calling it.
1101
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,970
...and with eight percent
of the precincts reporting
1102
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,306
remains too close to call.
1103
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,808
My goodness, if you lived
to be a hundred
1104
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,342
did you think you'd ever
see anything like this?
1105
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,644
I did not.
1106
00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,079
Four years ago,
we were joined
1107
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,583
by our highest ideals,
by our best hopes
1108
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,586
and tonight we're joined
by that same commitment
1109
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,888
to open new doors
of opportunity
1110
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,590
and justice.
1111
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,726
( cheering )
1112
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:29,735
To ensure that the promise
of this country
1113
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,604
is the birthright
of all the people.
1114
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,674
( cheering )
1115
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,276
We've achieved so much together
1116
00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:41,312
always believing,
always knowing
1117
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,382
that America
could be made new again
1118
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:48,119
and so it was,
and so it will be again.
1119
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,855
God bless you all.
1120
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:54,025
God bless
the United States of America.
1121
00:39:54,092 --> 00:40:06,004
( "The Times They Are
( A-Changing" playing )
1122
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:11,643
* Come gather round people,
wherever you roam *
1123
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:15,146
* And admit that the waters
around you have grown *
1124
00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:17,616
* And accept it that soon you'll
be drenched to the bone... *
1125
00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:18,717
We're going skip
the parties for a while
1126
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:19,985
and head back
to the office.
1127
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,788
There are nine House races
too close to call.
1128
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,456
Tell him
about California.
1129
00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:25,991
In the California 47th...
1130
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,259
In the 47th--
you don't tell it well.
1131
00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:30,361
In the 47th,
Horton Wilde
1132
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,698
who's dead,
is losing by 88 votes.
1133
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:33,298
It was a perfect storm.
1134
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:35,000
It was.
1135
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,402
Low Republican turnout,
'cause the President
won the Midwest.
1136
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,539
Low supporter turnout
'cause Webb didn't
have an opponent
1137
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,908
and the DNC gave up on it
a week ago
1138
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,944
so the RNC left town
and they never saw the exits
1139
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:48,413
your guy Will Bailey
was seeing.
1140
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,215
Plus there was
an actual storm.
1141
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,650
I tell it fine.
1142
00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,685
Anyway, we're going
to be up all night with these.
1143
00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,020
It's going to be fun.
1144
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:58,724
We should go.
1145
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:07,966
* And the times,
they are a-changin' *
1146
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:21,513
* Come senators, congressmen,
please heed the call *
1147
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:25,851
* Don't you stand
in the doorway *
1148
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,886
* Don't you block up the hall *
1149
00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:29,988
* For he who gets hurt
will be he who has stalled *
1150
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,623
* There's a battle
outside ragin' *
1151
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:33,324
* It will soon shake
your windows... *
1152
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:34,325
That was wonderful.
1153
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,294
That was fun.
1154
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,328
How you feeling?
1155
00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:38,530
I feel great.
1156
00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:39,497
You want a glass of water?
1157
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,632
No, I'm fine.
1158
00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,033
You seem a little dry.
1159
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,134
Sure you don't want
a glass of water?
1160
00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:44,402
Yeah.
1161
00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,472
Maybe I should
get you a glass of
water, just in case.
1162
00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,107
You can hold it
in your hand.
1163
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,215
How'd you know?
1164
00:41:57,282 --> 00:42:00,318
You were off the prompter.
1165
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,654
Just for a minute at the end.
1166
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:04,255
I couldn't see it.
1167
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,757
It's all right.
1168
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,097
There are going to be
more days like this.
1169
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:14,365
It starts now.
1170
00:42:14,432 --> 00:42:16,467
It's going to be
harder this time.
1171
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:20,038
Yeah, I know.
1172
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:24,109
We can still have tonight,
though, right?
1173
00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:25,644
* For the times
they are a-changin'... *
1174
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:28,346
You got lots of nights.
1175
00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,248
Smart people
who love you
1176
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:32,818
are going to
have your back.
1177
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,656
All right.
1178
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:38,657
* The times,
they are a-changin' *
1179
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:39,891
Excuse me.
1180
00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:41,827
You want to take
another curtain call?
1181
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,796
Sure.
1182
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:48,667
* For the times,
they are a-changin'... *
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