Original subtitles

Fung

How's business tonight?

Better and better

Yes, it's me again

Fung Ho

I was a singer and movie star

But in fact, I am

a gigolo

In the business

they call me King of Gigolos

I'm semi-retired now

and only do it for fun

I run a nightclub now

It's called High X

My ex is a director

After co-financing this club with me

she went to make movies in America

But she caught a producer's eye

and they soon got married

She felt she had wronged me

so she gifted me her shares in the club

So

I am the boss here now

Very few call me King of Gigolos any more

Most people call Fung

Sorry, excuse me

They're spraying champagne

Enjoy yourself

Do you need an umbrella?

No, thanks

Happy Birthday

Where is Mon?

I'm back

"Wishing you everyday"

"making love"

"Wishing you the greatest climaxes"

"Making tens of millions every year"

"Turning a profit every night"

"Happy Birthday"

Thank you

I want to buy a home

drive a Porsche

carry an Hermes bag, crocodile hide

have Kin Soo-hyun and Lee Min-ho as boyfriends

You Will

Turn off the music

Police! Show your license

Everyone sit down

Take out your identity cards

So annoying

Why must they do that?

What a coincidence

It's nuts

What did you say, Miss?

Cops are just pigs

Rape me

Excuse us, Sir

She's drunk

Sorry

Ignore them

Miss, say it again

What do you mean?

Cops are just pigs

Rape me

Don't say anymore.

Ignore them

Say it again

What did you just say?

Rape me

You've all heard what she said

This dance

is a gift from Fung

Enjoy the party

Happy Birthday

Have you had enough?

I won't let you leave

If you like me

I'll have to start charging

You are...?

You're a gigolo? At your height?

I have my strengths

that you haven't discovered

Then we must explore them at length

I'm Sushi

I'm Dick

Remember to ask for me

Guys

let's go

They're gone

Are you having a good time?

If so, let's go early

We have to film on location at 6 am tomorrow

That's so early

I'm young and energetic

I have big boobs and I can take hardship

Don't stay too late

I must go now

You won't stay with me on my birthday?

Go home, be Cinderella, be with your boyfriend

I promised Steven

to be home before 1 am

All right

Go ahead

Take care

Have fun

Bye

Girls

let's drink till we drop!

Please, it's very close by

I've waited a long time

You are the only taxi around

Please

It's very close by, Sheung Wan, it's very close by

- It's so hard to call a taxi at this hour - Please

Hong Kong or Kowloon side?

Sheung Wan, it's very close by

I give you a lift

Sure, thanks

Thank you

I still don't know your name

Just call me Fung

Fung?

You're the boss of High X?

Thank you, goodbye

Why are you so late?

I'm hungry

Cook for yourself

We don't even have noodles

You could have eaten out

I lost all my money at the horse races

I have an early shoot tomorrow

Leave me some car fare

$20 is enough for bus fare

Yes, Archer Stance

Turn

Wrist forward

Yes, good, now turn back

Step back, yes

Pull

Hand higher

Look ahead more

Mon...

Hey

We have a chance for revenge today

You smell like alcohol, when did you get home?

I'm young, I can take it

Guess what?

I'm playing

the greatest She-demon in the martial arts world

Superior skill, simpervious to all weapons

Most importantly, I fight Yoyo today

So?

That witch Yoyo

bullies us all the time

orders us around like servants

because the executive Producer likes her

Today I must take revenge

for us all

Flatten her boobs with a shove

Don't cause trouble

What's the worry?

This TV station has no license

It'll close down anyway

I'm in demand in category Ill films

Don't make so much drama

It's like this.

In the entertainment industry

you gain status through news

Let people know everything

You're so well-behaved

When can you get ahead?

Am I right?

Director, it's ready

Get in place, Sushi

My turn

I'm in place

You won't leave alive today

Scourge

of martial arts

you suck young men's blood

Today

I will rid the martial arts world of you

I've mastered "Yin Gou" style

Come if you want to die

Not so hard

Don't do that

It hurts!

Cut

Are you okay?

You've mastered "Yin Gou" style

impervious to weapons, won't feel pain

What are you yelling about?

Yoyo, are you okay?

I told you to find a good actor to act with me

Bit players

No acting skills

Nothing can be done now

We'll talk after the shoot, okay?

I have to go to the horse races today

Shoot me first

All right

No problem

We'll do another take...

Another take...

In the next shot

Sushi slaps Yoyo!

Director, cut the bull

Shoot me spitting up blood first

Okay

Ready, everyone

Cut

Fuck, damned extra

Director, I'm leaving

My stunt double can shoot the rest

All right, win lots of money

Today, Race 7, Horse 3 will win

If you lose, I will pay

This is a continuity problem

Fix her makeup

Lunch break

Let's have lunch

Poor you! Does it hurt?

My boobs really hurt

Woe is me! Kiss it better

Didn't I tell you

not to mess with Yoyo?

What's so great about her?

Everyone knows she's a working girl

Last month she went to Europe with Mr. Tsui's son

She could buy an apartment when she came back

Her boyfriend loves her

Sure

A new boyfriend every month

- Sushi - Yitung

You're just feeding mosquitoes here

Just quit

Sunday, a rich guy's son wants a lot of girls for his boat party

$10,000 each, Want to go?

Yes, let's bring Mon

Who's Mon?

Okay

- Don't stand me up - All right

Behave

All right, bye

Let's make some money

What do you mean?

Sunday, a rich guy's son's boat party

10,000 per person

That much?

What do I have to do?

Nothing, it doesn't include sleeping

I don't want to go

Just go have fun

I'll be there, what are you afraid of?

Go with me, go...

Let me think

The shy one seems nice

Big Boobs next to her is fine, too

Can they be humped?

Is there a woman who can't be humped?

It depends how much you have

We're not like you, Big Dog

You're rich, and you have a big dog in your pants

Guys like us are trouble

we're big and we take long

Unlike guys like Chiu

He's like dessert

Why?

Small and fast

No wasted time, no pain

Yitung

Coming, yes, Boss?

Big Dog, how can I help you?

Today, my friends want to go all the way

Arrange it with them

50,000 per come, okay?

I like Big Boobs

Coincidence! So do I

Let's take her together, menage a trois

Great, no problem

I like the shy one

No problem, you'll arrange for us

Sure, one moment, please

Thank you, Bosses

Do you know

Yitung is a great Madam?

Once there weren't enough girls

Uncle James didn't have a partner

She got into it herself

Gave him blowjobs all night

And finally got him to come

- Amazing - Amazing

We should try it next time

Four together

That's great

Miss

this is a boat party

What are you doing?

This swimsuit is too small

It was not when I tried them on

Damned extra

You've never seen a pretty girl?

- Do you have a death-wish? - Never mind

Who are you threatening?

Okay, never mind

Let's start work

Are you interested in menage a trois?

Menage a trois? Depends on how much money

$30,000 each

So $60,000 for two

All right, deal

Okay

How about you?

I cannot

No? Why did you come?

What's wrong?

Are you a virgin?

This is a rare chance, do it

- I won't - It's okay

Jenny, hurry

Great

What are you staring at? You've got work, go

Wait for me

You'll know I am better.

What a coincidence

You're here too?

I came with a friend

But

I don't know where she went

So did I

and I don't know where he went

(Elder Brother: Mom passed out, in hospital now)

What's up?

Something happened at home

but I'm here

Get your things

Thank you

You're welcome

I'll treat you to dinner sometime

Great, call me when you have time

But

I don't have your number

Double 9, six 7's

Bye

Jenny, you're done?

And Mon?

Don't worry about her, she's a flake

And you?

Easy 'gob

James wants a menage a trois

$10,000, an extra $10,000

No way

You are useless

He's 80, very fragile

ls he going to die?

I'll go with you

It's hard to say no to Yitung

Hurry up

make an extra $10,000

Take two

to be sure

James, Sushi is here

Sir, look at the size on you!

Take it easy, get some rest

Now Mother must have long-term dialysis

Let's discuss

taking turns to go with her

Or

Think about getting her a kidney transplant

Don't count on me

My three children are killing me

I have two of my own

Yours are in their teens

Yes, teen girls

I must watch them closely or boys will take them

Mon, our burdens are all so heavy

You and Third Brother must take on more

My filming schedule is irregular

I can't go with Mother every time

So I came to talk to you

No one watches your shows

I have a full-time and a part-time job

in addition to open university, I can't

She is our mother

Why doesn't anyone take responsibility?

Fine!

You all don't want to help

If you don't want to be involved, go now

Don't ever be involved in Mother's affairs again

It's a long wait for a kidney transplant

Go back to China to take care of it

Where would I get the money to do that?

You refused to earn money last time

I made tens of thousands

Why don't I lend you some?

I don't know whether I can repay you

Or else

You can always earn your own money

I can't get past myself

Even with Steven

I avoid it when I can

I don't like to do it

You know that

In this day and age?

Since you and your boyfriend do it

You can do that and earn money

Isn't that better?

If Steven finds out, I'm dead

Your Steven

is just plain lazy

But I've been with him for 3 years

I can't bear to leave him

Would you take a shit and cannot bear to flush it?

We're eating

This so-called box lunch

only has 3 pieces of chicken

All 3 are asses

I'm not eating it

I want to be popular!

I want to fly first-class to go shopping in Europe

Even if I were a whore I won't eat chicken ass

Will you be popular being a whore?

At least I'll be rich

Extras, get in your places

I'm going to get ready

stop

- Never mind - Do you know

this box lunch is an actor's last bit of self-esteem?

She spills it and doesn't apologize

Who does she think she is, is she all that?

Don't do that

Do you want to be an unemployed extra?

You should talk

You got where you are by sleeping around

You'll hear from my lawyer.

I'm so afraid, you fat slob

Forget it

It's nuts, now the TV station will fail for sure

What's wrong?

Yoyo, she says she's ill and must go

She's in every one of the 14 scenes today

What can we do?

Call it a day

It's a wrap?

It's a wrap

Great, we're wrapped

Let's get a massage to relax

I haven't cleaned house in a while

I want to go home to clean up

It would be good for you to think about it

In any case I'm on your side

I'll help you in any trouble

Harder!

I'm going to come

Be quiet

It's only 6 pm

The housewives downstairs are cooking

We're cooking with gas, too

You...

Make a snack, we'll be done soon

Is it ready?

Who...

is that?

It's just for fun

You're so busy

I'm a guy, I have my needs

She's just a sex partner

It's popular now

It's sex with no love

Just get into bed when we have time

She's married

I'm leaving, you guys carry on

Your girlfriend is pretty

Wait

Why?

You want to fight?

I do Thai boxing

Think about your next move

Watch porn

Learn something

All right

I won't do it again

You've given up job hunting

I pay all our bills

Yet you bring women home

to screw on my bed

A few days ago

I found panties on our bed

Tell me off, please

But don't take long

There's a horse race tonight

I don't want to see you again, go

If you lend me $30,000

I will move out right now

I don't have it

Then how can I go?

- You're crazy - Get out

Get out

Get away from me

Get out

Pervert

Get out now

- Stay away - Get out

You crazy pervert

You're crazy

You're crazy

May I borrow some money?

- Master Fung - Hi

A pirate copy Long Island, please

What's that?

Just cola, idiot

- I see you often - Cola

I'm here to see him

He's the most expensive

When he has a job

I'll let him earn money for you

You're getting a good deal

No more about that

Where's your friend?

You seem very concerned about her

ls something going on?

Hello

How can I help you?

I'm looking for Fung Ho

I'm Fung

Can I help you?

I'm Isabel

My friend Sara recommended that I come

Yes, I remember, Sara called me

Can we talk in a private place?

Don't worry

anything said in this room

stays in this room

I want you to help me

That depends on whether I can

I'm a rock girl

Rock girl?

Doctor says my hymen is extra thick

Two of my boyfriends tried, to no avail

I hear you can have surgery

Yes, but I don't want to

Then

what can I do for you?

I'm getting married next month

Congratulations

I won't let my future husband touch me

because I want a normal

perfect sex life with him

I know you can make women enjoy sex

Please teach me how to enjoy it

Have you tried masturbation?

It doesn't help

Did you do it in the right place?

I've consulted many books and diagrams

So you've never climaxed?

Simply, teach me how to enjoy

and how to climax

But without breaking my hymen

I want to save it for him

He should be the first person to enter me

Not a scalpel

nor another man

How much money do you want?

It's not a matter of money

but whether I can help you

You are the King of Gigolos

I know you can

I can try

but I cannot guarantee anything

because I was just a best gigolo

But remember

don't really do it

You've saving yourself, I know

Correct

Do you mind telling me your profession?

I'm a lawyer

When we're done here

You will sign an agreement of non-disclosure

An agreement to hire a gigolo?

Where are you going?

Just around

You've asked me to help you

Of course it's up to me

Don't drive so fast, I'm scared

Do you know

You are a typical overprotected girl

Someone is there for you

every step of the way

Everything steady and stable

You don't know anything about danger or hardship

Afraid of this?

For the rest of your life?

This is Ladies' Market, have you been here?

I've heard of it, never been

There are a lot of pirated things here

There seems to be a lot of bad people here

Aren't there more in Central?

They wear suits, so you can't spot them

They say street food is dirty

Taste it first

Do you like it?

Sometimes, dirty things are the best

Try to open your heart

to new things

You will find that you've missed out a lot

One more

Are you okay? Tired?

Yes, I'm a bit tired

It will rain soon

Why don't we find a bar

for some rest

and a drink?

Okay

Sit here

Shing, give me a beer

- What would you like? - Water

- And a glass of water - Got it

So many people here look creepy

Let's go after our drinks

It's all right, I know them

Beer

- Thank you - Water

Gigolo Fung

I've been trying to find you

Fancy meeting you here, Miu

You owe me over $300,000

in gambling debts, do you plan to repay us?

You're drunk

I've never placed bets here

My cousin couldn't get repaid

so I'm collecting

Says you

Don't think of leaving until we clear it up

Let's talk tomorrow

You're scaring my girlfriend

How would I know where you'll be tomorrow?

What a beauty

Your girlfriend? She's so pretty

You look like you need some

I'm very good

Be with me

Big Guy Miu, behave

Big Guy Miu, don't mess around in my club

Go out into the alley to talk

If Gigolo Fung will go, I don't mind

I'm not afraid of you

Let's call the police

It's fine

- Run! - Hurry!

Hurry

You ass, stop

You ass, Gigolo Fung!

If I don't chop you up tonight

I don't deserve my name

How does it feel?

My whole body went limp

When you don't relax

your vagina contracts

The more stressed you are, the more tightly it does

I distracted you just now

So you relaxed

Want some more?

May I?

How does it feel?

Crazy

Now you know how enjoyable sex can be

Don't worry

The clitoris is what makes you happy

It's far from your hymen

Strictly speaking

you're still a virgin

You're like a doctor

Let's go

Come

Fung, how was our acting?

Better than last time

Thanks, boys

- You are welcome - Thank you

It was fake?

Yes, they're all actors

And the blood?

Also fake

I wouldn't have put you in danger

I asked them to act tonight

to make you more excited

and stimulated

Right?

That great

Great! We're wrapped, guys!

Dinner is on me tonight

Well?

Didn't Fung make you feel things you've never felt?

He's different from a husband

I was reluctant to introduce him to you

He's expensive, but I need him once every two weeks

My husband mounts me, he's done in a few moves

He taught me the joy of sex and how to climax

I have 3 appointments with him next week

Don't fall in love

I found what a climax is last time

You know how your husband is

He's not officially my husband yet

Just don't fall in love

James

let me introduce this beauty

- Candy - Hello

Take care of James

- have fun - Yes

Master Long, don't wear her out yet

Big Dog

Come, drink with me

Sure

Cheers

Ask the girl in red to come over and play

Good taste

Monica

Come

Meet Big Dog

Cici, please leave us alone, thanks

Come and sit

ls she new?

Fresh!

Monica just broke up with her boyfriend

So she's not very happy

She's needs a man who knows how to love her

I can do that

But I don't know if she can take me

Big Dog, don't be mean

Those that you have loved

are badly hurt

Let us...

love her gently first

Wait a while

and love her later

Okay?

No problem

I can be 5th, 6th...

Good man

Having a party, Honey?

Yes

Enjoy yourselves

Big Dog

your wife is very liberal

You're amazing

Everyone is happy

Work hard, play hard

Long, how shall we arrange tonight?

So...

Sushi Will be with Chou

until the morning

$80,000 okay?

Yes, thank you

Sushi, go take care of Chou

So flexible

How about you, Long?

Me?

Monica can be with me

Monica?

Wonderful

But she's new, a bit expensive

200000

What?

$200,000?

Is she encrusted with diamonds?

Let me see

For you, that's a drop in the ocean

Then I'll give you one drop

Since Monica is so new

it's 10% off

Okay? $180,000

Whatever, only because she's new

Great

You've set your prices, play ball!

Let's move

You

You

Come on

Come

Don't be shy, I won't eat you up

I may give you something to eat

Sushi

- Don't be afraid, I'm here - Careful, your glasses

Come on

You...

You're amazing

Are you trained in Wing Chun Sticky Hands?

Watertight

I...

I'll take a shower first

Don't

I like your natural flavour

Up here

and down there

That makes it better

What do you want?

For you to take care of my little brother

Your little brother?

Is he here, too?

This little brother

How can we start if you don't take care of him?

I...

I've never done it

In this day and age everyone gives blowjobs

Are you from the 1800's?

I don't do that

to my boyfriend

A rare creature

Now I'm interested

You're stupid to bet with me

5 minutes is even

Each 10 seconds under is $3,000

That was 14 seconds

You lost $80,000

I shot blanks just now

Let me try again

Are you done?

Done?

I haven't found your sister

Did she run away?

What shall we do?

What?

I can't get in

It's all talk

I don't believe I cannot find her

Sushi

Are you okay, Mon?

It hurts

He went in the wrong way

It hurts

I found your cousin instead?

Master Long, how do we work this out?

What do you think?

Double

Double?

Double? It was a "Jaws" ending

- What does that mean? - Dead fish

She's a virgin, cut the crap, double

All right, I'll pay

You win

Don't be afraid

You're okay now

You must have offended him

Master Long tells everyone you're a dead fish

and has barred you from his future parties

Damn him

I hope he gets VD

There's another boat party tomorrow

You should skip it, you go

I won't go without Mon

No way

James insists you go

He said, only you can bring back his youth

Go, Sushi

I don't like making this money anyway

What a waste!

You can retire after a few times,

with all your mother's living expenses

I don't know how to please men

I know someone who can teach you

We agreed to not really do it

Sorry, I forgot myself

Actually

I really want to

But

But I really want to

Save yourself for your husband

Sorry, Fung

In these two weeks

you've changed my views on sex

It's my job

Fung

Here for freebies again?

He is now my boyfriend

I let him work, stop complaining

Yes, I am miserly

Excuse me

I've thought clearly about this

Since

we've done it once

we can continue to do it

If you do it

might as well do your best

I don't want people to call me a dead fish

I want them to fight over me

It will be hard

I'm not afraid

What are the 3 things

you hate most about sex?

Anal sex

more than two people

and blow jobs

Even blow jobs?

I tried it

once

and threw up badly afterward

I've hated it since

What else?

And

swearing at me

as they do it

You know

all these things you hate

are what johns love to do

What shall I do?

Have some fruit

You must gradually conquer your fears,

even accept them

Many friends

call me Ancient Prude

Ancient is good

The Kama Sutra here

was written between the 1st and 4th centuries

It describes

many blowjob positions

One is called "Sucking the Mango"

Chinese, Japanese, Indian books

about intercourse between two or more people

Gaya and lesbians existed in ancient times

Are you sure?

Yes, think about it

When you watch costume dramas

Young scholars travel with a boy servant

Why?

They traveled for months to the Imperial exams

Half a year with no sex, think about it

They bring boy servants

They can grind ink by day

have sex by night

That's disgusting

The ancients had little entertainment after dark

So the older, the hornier

How can I learn?

Read all these books

Tomorrow, we start simulator training

Imagine

You're being kissed

You love it

Let me hear your reaction

Are you constipated?

What should I do?

Be natural

Imagine you're making love with your boyfriend

You love it

How will you moan?

Do you have asthma?

Here are excerpts from porno films with moans

Study them

I'm in the bath

You must get used to this

That's disgusting

How disgusting?

In the future, your husband may do this

Imagine the most disgusting things

to be the best things

That's how you can

become the best prostitute

Pretend this cigar is a penis

Caress it so that

the recipient

achieves greatest excitement

Women think the tip is the most sensitive area

But

there are more nerve endings

at the base

Are you pecking rice?

With blowjobs

the tongue works harder than the mouth

Because it's wetter, warmer

and covers more area

Try to use your tongue

Why are you closing your eyes?

It's disgusting

How about this?

Dose this help?

Alright

Try to put the whole stick in

the deeper the better

Deeper

Okay

It's okay

Try again

Deeper

Yes! Very good

Deeper

Good

The walnuts below

also need your love

Put one in your mouth

What?

This produces sperm, it's delicate

It seems difficult

It's all right, there is a way

Hold it in your mouth

Suck, a few more times

Open your mouth and see

See for yourself

I have taught you all that I know

You're on your own now

When I go to work

I'll imagine I'm in a film

After work

I want to be myself

Be Monica again

In fact

I really don't want to feel

like a hooker

Close your eyes

make money for a few years

before making a choice

Otherwise you will always be poor

and that's worse than being a hooker

Why don't

I invite you to dinner

to thank you?

Sure

Thank you

To you, Master

May you

charm all rich men in Hong Kong and China

That's not enough, guys from the South Seas are rich, too

Shall I explore

the Indian market for you?

Then I'll have to learn Bollywood dance

You're a fast learner

Do you still practice your moans when you are free?

Am I free

HOW?

What are you thinking?

Hey

Hurry

Waiter

What was she drinking?

I'll have a double

No problem

What?

You're messing with your mentor

You have a sense of humour

All right

But never do that again

All right

Get in, I'll take you home

Sure

Why don't I kiss you to make up for it?

I forgot to buy something

I'll get out now and get it

Remember to practice at home

Okay, goodbye

Goodbye

Fung

Why are you here?

Let's talk inside

Aren't you...

You don't like me any more?

Aren't you getting married next week?

If someone sees you here

it would be bad

I miss you a lot

You must forget me

I want to, but

I can't

How can I help you?

I want to spend a carefree night with you

After tonight

we will never meet again

But you wanted to save...

Sorry, Fung

I'm very selfish

I felt my relationship with you wasn't complete

So I've decided

to make real

and perfect love with you, just once

I know

this is very cruel to you

But I know

you care about me

And you will forgive me

I'm getting married

I hope you'll wish me well

I'll love you forever

Come

Sit over there

Come on, be happy

Come

Look over there

Perfect

That's right

Don't hunch your backs

Be upstanding people

Yitung

Yitung

Come, let me see

Give it to me

Master Long

Big Dog

Chou

Yitung

Must I teach you how to be a madam?

Look!

There's nothing new

Long

I'll give you first dibs on anything good

One of my girls learned some new skills

If you want to try

I'll let you be the first

Who is it?

Monica from last time

Don't give me that Jaws ending

She's really different now

I don't believe you

Big Dog, you two talk

we're going to pick our girls

Peter

take Uncle James with you

Great

Yes, go

There's no hurry

- I can do it - Don't rush

Be careful

These two closest ones

Do you like me?

Yes

Come

Let me show you something

Let's go

You are so beautiful

Such low standards

I've found mine!

You guys carry on

Okay

How about you, Long?

Choose someone

I'd rather jerk off

Damn

Hello, Beauty

Not "dead fish" any more?

It's not dead

I'm dead

Bring him to Dr. Miao

Yes, Big Dog

Big Dog, that was too much

It takes so long to heal

She was the one who was too much

Honey

Enjoy yourselves

Come

I'm going now

Goodbye, baby

Take a seat, Long

Where did she come from?

You called her a dead fish?

No...

She's completely changed

She's now

the T-Rex from "Jurassic Park"

Come in, is she really that good?

As you said, she's completely changed

Let me tell you

3 times in an hour

I haven't done that in 20 years

Yitung!

I want her all month

That will cost you

I'm rich

I can afford it

I know you can afford

But can your little brother handle it?

You're selfish

We should do this together

I'm a new generation Liquid Plumber

Let me clear the pipes before you take her

You'll clear the pipes and make her your mistress

I won't even be able to see her, no

You say she's that good, I'm interested

You're worse, you have Special Interests

and break her body, I can't use her, no

Yitung

I'll pay $5 million a month, take her to Europe

Damn you, I'll pay $8 million

$9 million

$20 million

James, you have the best taste. Deal!

This is yours

Thank you

You're my lucky charm

Yitung

This is for you!

Thanks for arranging everything

You're too kind

I took commission already

Thank you

You have one, too

I do?

This is yours

Thank you

It's beautiful

All the men go to you now

I've had no business

Serves you right

I warned you about taking all men

Men get bored easily

How about this

Every time I work overseas

I must have Sushi with me

Or I won't go

Well, I'll try

It should be fine, a little extra and he gets two

You're such a great friend! Cheers

- Cheers - Cheers

Cheers

I get a tummy-ache when I see her

Excuse me

You need to poop?

Imagine running into her

Yitung, I heard someone is popular now

So what?

She can't rob me of my clients

Why not? Look at your behaviour

Why can't she?

Your service and temper stink

Of course no one wants you

Dumbass men say she's good

But I can't see it

Can her cunt do flips?

Yoyo

this is a high-class place

Behave

You damned cunt

Shut up!

Waiter

Please ask this lady to leave

She's disturbing us

Damned cunt

Allow me

Done

Let's go

Okay

Serves you right

It stinks

Don't move

It hurts

What is it?

What's on my head?

It's shit

Shit?

Oh, shit

You really made that shit?

I've wanted to do that

Serves her right, that Yoyo

Get in

I'm booked for the next three months

The paparazzi will go nuts

Aren't you taking dancing and acting lessons?

That's right

We'll work well together

You can buy a flat soon

This flat has good value

Practical area ratio is 75%

Babe, I like it, let's buy this one

It's $9 million

Down payment is $4-5 million

Let's not rush

Even Tin Shui Wai costs $10,000 per foot

This is To Kwa Wan, it'll be subway - accessible soon

Down payment is almost $5 million, not $50

I have over $3 million, you have over $1 million

I'll borrow a few hundred thousand from Monica

That's all we have, let's think about it

We both work so hard

We can always take on porno films

Babe

Pornos are for us to watch at home

We'll leave the making to others, okay?

You're a gigolo and I'm a hooker, we're used to it

People will see everything

Mr.Chan

- Yes - We're okay with it

Sorry, it will cost more than $9 million now

A buyer found out he has competition

And will pay $10.50 million

Fuck!

You raised the price on us!

Yes, it's clear you're tricking us

That buyer couldn't have heard this

We wouldn't do that

You think I won't make you eat my shit

Trust me, I'll hold it for you for three days

Offer just $10,000 more

I can sell it to you

That's a total of $10.51 million!

That's right

I've just helped you make $3 million

Now you want $2 million?

I'm not an ATM

Borrow from Monica

I'm too ashamed to

She plans to retire once she's made enough

I don't want to delay her

Dick and I can do menages

I know you two are good

But not every client wants that

unless...

Big Dog

He and his wife do menage S&M

That's cool

I've heard they put a gigolo in hospital

Can you handle it?

Sure! What's the worst they can do?

That's all I need to hear

Have you decided?

I'll call them now

You can't back out

or you'll pay him back 300%, okay?

What are you afraid of? We're both okay

Big Dog

(Respected Families United in Matrimony: Barrister Marries Billionaire Heir)

Mentor

let me treat you to dinner

Tonight

Fine

tonight it is

This table again?

What are you playing this time?

Have you noticed

it's quiet tonight?

Please enjoy I'm off now

Thank you

What are we doing here?

I've bought out the place for 4 hours

They'll return at midnight to clean up

What shall we eat?

You

I haven't taken my final exam from you yet

Today

I want to know my scores

Take it easy

You've taught a pupil to trick the master

What's my score?

A+

I must work harder, I want to get

A++

Do you know

what your score is?

What?

A++++++

Trying to make me happy?

It's TRUE

Clients just think of themselves

unlike you

I came so much

I'm a little sore

Sorry

I want to be with you

The two of us?

Gigolo and hooker?

What do you think?

Let's think about that

I don't want to do anything

we'll regret

It will be serious tonight

I'm afraid I may not bear it

Bebe

You must bear it

After tonight

we'll have $2 million

for our flat

Take care of yourself

All right

Change into these

Mona

Enjoy! Come on

Do you love it?

Do you love it?

What... is it?

Dragon's Pearl

From the Philippines

Enjoy

Mona

Enjoying yourself?

What do you think?

(Watch the news now! Something's happened to Sushi and Dick)

At around 7 last night

Two men fishing by the beach

discovered two mutilated bodies

a man and a woman

They were overdosed

with drugs and had been tortured

After standing in the sun all day

without even a line of dialogue

You are wasting your youth

380 a day standing here

You two shouldn't waste your youth

How's this

There is a party this Sunday

$5,000 to attend, just dinner

Will you go?

Really, just to eat dinner?

Yes

And we get $5,000 after?

Why would I lie to you?

Silly girls

Won't you trust me?

The bitch is recruiting new prostitutes

Yitung

I want to talk to you, Mon

Sure

- This way - I'll call you two on Friday

Come

What's up?

- It's been a long time - Yes

What have you been up to?

Not much

- Let's... - What is it?

Fung

It's been a long time

Fung, you can ring my bell without doing that

I've been waiting, go ahead

Yitung

Did you

bring Sushi and Dick

to Big Dog?

Of course not

Quit lying

I said I didn't

What did you do that for?

Forget it

Stop hitting her

She is so understanding

You won't talk?

Yes

I made the connection, so what?

I told them

Big Dog is a pervert

How would I know he would kill them?

What?

You're trying to avenge them?

He has

so many gang lords on his payroll

He can kill you

with one finger

Yes

If he knew you told the press

he would kill you first

If I were you

I'd leave town

I told them not to go

Nice of you to come see me here

You've been ignoring me

My only chance

is to come to you

Crowds are standing in line for you

Let me get to the point

I need $10 million this week

Gambling debts

10 million is no problem

But I don't know if you can take my games

Didn't you promise to go easy on me?

You're so pretty

of course I will

You think I'm stupid?

You're here

to avenge your friend Sushi

Serve us well tonight

As you wish

I'll send you to see Sushi

You're both perverts

Honey, we'll have movies for later

Does it feel good?

- Does it feel good? - Hit me

Hit me

Yes, do it again

You Okay?

Set up the scene

They said they are having a party

So I came

Then

they took a lot of drugs

I don't know what drugs they took

Then they beat me

Then

choked me

Choked me

And strangled me, I couldn't breathe

I couldn't breathe

I was so scared

Wife

Arrest me

Don't be afraid

Sir, we have evidence

The court has sentenced Mr and Mrs Fei Diao

to 20 years' jail for drug possession and attempted murder

I think we should leave town

Big Dog would hunt us down, even in jail

Where do you want to go?

Europe

Will you join me?

So

Why don't we marry?

I want

a fresh start with you

Honey, was your body check okay?

Doctor says I'm pregnant, are you happy?

What did you do that for?

I've been sterilized long ago

Whose is it?

Yes

Look happier

Yes

Lovey-dovey

Yes

Very good

Lean closer

Yes

Very good

Okay, great

Take a break

Thank you, Husband

What for?

We're leaving tomorrow

Yet you've taken the time for this wedding photo session

As long as she is happy

We're having a destination wedding

The wedding pictures will make her happy

I'll do whatever you say

Mon, let's fix your makeup

I'll have a smoke outside

So you're leaving tomorrow?

Yes, first we go to the Maldives

Then to Europe

Find a small church and get married

That's good

We both love children

We plan to have 3

Ideally, a son and two daughters

Then our home will be cheerful

We'll buy a lot of pretty clothes

Dress them up as little prince and princesses

We'll go on a trip together every year

I'm sure we'll be so happy

I feel loved just thinking about it