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MARCIA?

MARCIA, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

MARCIA.

I'LL TAKE HER.

UH, A BRONX CABBIE WAS ROBBED AND STRANGLED WITH A G-STRING

BY TWO TWIN SISTERS WHO WERE TOPLESS DANCERS.

IF THEY WERE TWINS, THERE COULD ONLY

HAVE BEEN TWO OF THEM, DOCTOR.

AND HE'S OFF AGAIN.

UH, THREE PEOPLE KILLED BY A GUNMAN IN A SUBWAY CAR.

WE ARE LIKE RATS IN A MAZE, SCURRYING AROUND,

DEVOURING EACH OTHER.

IT'S A VIOLENT WORLD OUT THERE.

DOCTOR, DID YOU BUY ANOTHER PAPER

WITH ONLY BAD NEWS IN IT?

GOOD NEWS IS NO NEWS.

JESUS, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

WHAT YOU TALKING TO HIM FOR? CONCENTRATE ON YOUR NEXT MOVE.

HURRY UP, OLGA, SHE'LL GET THERE BEFORE WE DO.

MARCIA, WOULD YOU PLEASE SLOW DOWN?

I CAN'T HAVE MY STUDENTS SEE ME BOLTING ACROSS CAMPUS

LIKE A HYPERACTIVE CLYDESDALE.

OH, GOD FORBID.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

I'M IMPOSING A TWO-MINUTE TIME LIMIT.

STARTING NOW.

NO TIME LIMIT. WE AGREED.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU SUFFERED FROM ADD.

UH, A WOMAN IN THE BRONX WAS LOCKED IN A CLOSET

FOR THREE DAYS FOR STARCHING HER HUSBAND'S UNDERWEAR.

YOU MADE THAT ONE UP.

IT'S RIGHT HERE.

GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.

HELLO, MARCIA, OLGA.

DAVID, GARY.

GREAT, ANOTHER DISTRACTION.

OH THANK YOU, MR. SOKOL. IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU TOO.

OH, DR. CHEBRIN, YOU CAME.

OF COURSE, DARLING.

ALL I HAVE TO DO EVENINGS IS READ MY PAPER, GROW OLDER--

AND FOLLOW HOMICIDE DETECTIVES AROUND TOWN

FOR LATE BREAKING ATROCITIES.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CAKE, MARCIA.

IS IRENE COMING SOON?

YES, SHE HAS A CLASS UNTIL 6:00.

MY GOD, MARCIA, NOT A MOMENT TO SPARE.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE STARTED SOONER.

HEY, HEY, GENTLEMEN, WE'RE PRESSED FOR TIME HERE.

CHECKMATE.

NO!

NO, DON'T.

THANK YOU.

I'VE BEEN BEHIND SCHEDULE SINCE MY LECTURE CLASS THIS MORNING.

THE QUESTION AND ANSWER WAS INTERMINABLE.

THEY'RE TRYING TO FATHOM YOUR PROFUNDITIES.

PLEASE-- THE GIRLS WERE MENTALLY FILING THEIR NAILS,

WHILE THE BOYS WERE DECIDING WHO IN CLASS

IS THE WORTHIEST RECIPIENT OF THEIR NEXT ERECTION.

NO ONE LISTENS ANYMORE.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'S A LONG WAITLIST

TO GET IN ANY OF YOUR CLASSES.

OH, OLGA KNOWS THAT-- IT'S JUST A PLOY FOR REASSURANCE.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK BEING MARRIED TO A PSYCHOLOGIST

QUALIFIES YOU TO PRACTICE ON UNWILLING PATIENTS, AND IN PUBLIC.

I'M YOUR SISTER AND THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS.

DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE.

WHERE'S HARRY AND ANDREW, ANYWAY?

CHANGING THE SUBJECT AFTER SAYING SOMETHING

CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE IS A TRAIT MARCIA PICKED UP AS A CHILD,

AND NEVER QUITE OUTGREW.

I'M YOUR SISTER, THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS.

LET'S HURRY THIS UP.

SHE'LL BE HERE BEFORE WE'RE SET UP AND RUIN THE SURPRISE.

YOU'RE GIVE HER A SURPRISE PARTY EVERY YEAR.

YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S NOT EXPECTING IT?

WOULD YOU WANT HER NOT TO?

IT WOULD MEAN A SERIOUS FLAW IN HER REASONING POWER.

I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO ARRANGE A PARTY THIS YEAR.

SHE BELIEVED US, MR. SOKOL. IT'S NOT STUPIDITY.

IT'S SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF.

SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS A LITERARY DEVICE,

BUT EMPLOYED IN LIFE, IT'S CALLED PSYCHOSIS.

OH, SHE'S HERE.

WHY WOULD SHE KNOCK?

SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE WE'RE READY TO SURPRISE HER.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY OVERCOMPENSATE.

OKAY. COME IN.

SURPRISE!

OH, LOOK SHE SURPRISED US BACK BY COMING IN DRAG.

IRENE, YOUR CARD.

DO I HAVE THE RIGHT ROOM?

I'M LOOKING FOR THE PRIOR SISTERS.

WE'RE THE PRIOR SISTERS, AT LEAST, TWO OF THEM.

I'M VINCENT ANTONELLI.

I WAS YOUR FATHER'S TEACHING ASSISTANT IN CHARLESTON.

OH, I REMEMBER, YES.

JUST BEFORE HE CAME UP TO NEW YORK TO ACCEPT THE CHANCELLORSHIP.

I'M-- DON'T TELL ME.

OLGA, THE SERIOUS ONE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I KNEW YOU ALL AS GIRLS.

WOW! GOOD MEMORY.

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO LOOK YOU UP FOR YEARS.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO RENEW YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

LIKEWISE, VINCENT.

YOU, REMEMBER MY SISTER?

DON'T TELL ME.

MARCIA.

YOU WERE THE--

THE BEAUTIFUL ONE. YOU CAN SAY IT.

SHE'S MY SISTER, THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS.

THANK YOU, AND WELCOME.

NO, PLEASE. LET ME COME TO YOU.

THIS GUY'S LIKE A DAY IN FINISHING SCHOOL.

OH, I REMEMBER YOU NOW.

YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH THAT HYSTERICAL GIRL--

THAT GIRL WHO WAS ALWAYS PRAYING, WHAT WAS HER NAME?

YEAH. HELEN. I MARRIED HER.

I AM SO SORRY.

IT'S TERRIBLE TO SEE CHARM FLOUNDERING LIKE THIS.

I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU MARRIED HER BUT FOR MY RUDE REMARK.

PLEASE, DON'T MENTION IT.

IT'S LIKE WATCHING A CAT LOSE ITS BALANCE

AND FALL IN THE TOILET.

WE ALL SAID THAT ABOUT HELEN BECAUSE WE HAD CRUSHES ON YOU.

I MEAN, WE DIDN'T ALL SAY IT.

COUNTERING HER INSULT WITH CLUMSY COMPLIMENT.

OH, MY GOD.

WE HAVE TWO LOVELY LITTLE GIRLS NOW AND I ADORE THEM.

I'M SO GLAD.

OKAY.

COME MEET OUR FRIENDS AND FACULTY MEMBERS, PLEASE.

DOCTOR CHEBRIN, THE HEAD OF THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, DOCTOR.

OH, DON'T CALL ME DOCTOR. I CAN'T CURE ANYTHING.

DAVID TURZIN, PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY.

OH, PHILOSOPHY?

IS THAT AN EXPRESSION OF APPROVAL OR DISAPPROVAL?

DAVID'S A BIT DEFENSIVE ABOUT THE SUBJECT.

IN MATERIALISTIC SOCIETY, QUESTIONS OF ETHICS

AND LOGIC ARE CONSIDERED LUXURIES NO ONE CAN AFFORD.

ETHICS AND LOGIC ARE NECESSITIES,

NOT LUXURIES IN MY LINE OF WORK.

WHAT IS YOUR LINE OF WORK MR. ANTONELLI?

VINCENT, PLEASE.

I WORK FOR AN IMAGE-CONSULTING FIRM.

OH, AN IMAGE CONSULTANT?

DAVID, YOU'VE FINALLY MET SOMEONE WITH A JOB

MORE EXPENDABLE THAN YOUR OWN.

OH, VINCENT-- AND THIS BOORISH MAN IS GARY SOKOL,

POLITICAL SCIENCE PROFESSOR.

GARY PRIDES HIMSELF ON BEING COMPLETELY CANDID

AND IRRITATING.

MERELY EXTERNAL QUALITIES.

OUR TRUE CHARACTER LIES WITHIN, I BELIEVE,

BEYOND OUR IMMEDIATE PERCEPTION.

IF YOU CAN'T PERCEIVE IT, IT'S NOT THERE.

IN YOUR CASE, I'M SURE THAT'S TRUE.

AM I INTERRUPTING A PRIVATE PARTY?

NO, NOT AT ALL.

IT'S A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR OUR SISTER, IRENE.

IRENE?

THE BABY.

YES, STILL THE BABY. EVEN AT 22.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IRENE.

YEAH. HAVE FUN TODAY.

THANK YOU.

IS NANCY HERE YET?

NO. AND NEITHER IS IRENE.

IT'S IRENE'S PARTY YOU KNOW?

ANDREW. HEY. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. GOOD.

PLEASE, COME MEET VINCENT ANTONELLI FROM CHARLESTON.

CHARLESTON, THE MAGIC WORD THAT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER.

VINCENT WAS FATHER'S TEACHING ASSISTANT.

DO YOU REMEMBER?

NO.

OF COURSE, YOU DON'T. YOU WERE JUST A BOY.

I WAS MUCH OLDER.

I REMEMBER YOU WERE ALWAYS CALLED--

THE BROTHER.

SO, THE SERIOUS ONE, THE BABY, THE BROTHER,

AND THE BEAUTIFUL ONE.

SOUNDS LIKE MARCIA WON THE CHARLESTON NICKNAME POOL.

WELL, WELCOME.

THANK YOU.

GENTLEMEN.

WE WERE JUST TRYING TO CONVINCE MR. ANTONELLI

TO STAY FOR IRENE'S PARTY.

I REALLY JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY HELLO

SINCE I'M IN TOWN ON BUSINESS.

IRENE WOULD LOVE TO MEET ANYONE FROM CHARLESTON,

THE MYTHICAL CITY.

YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

SHE'S HEARD ALL THE STORIES BUT SHE WAS TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER ANYTHING.

SHE'S NEVER BEEN BACK?

NO, WE STILL OWN THE HOUSE ON KING STREET,

BUT WE'VE BEEN RENTING IT OUT FOR YEARS.

BUT AS SOON AS THE CURRENT LEASE IS UP, WE PLAN ON MOVING BACK

AND MAKING A HOME OF IT AGAIN, BACK TO A SIMPLER WAY OF LIFE.

DO YOU STILL LIVE THERE?

NO. NO. NO. NOT FOR A LONG TIME.

MY COMPANY IS BASED IN BALTIMORE.

IS THAT WHERE YOU LOST YOUR ORIGINAL ACCENT?

NO, DOCTOR, I'M SECOND GENERATION ITALIAN,

JUST ENOUGH TIME TO LOSE THE OLD COUNTRY ACCENT,

NOT ENOUGH TO ACQUIRE A SOUTHERN ONE.

THAT DIFFICULT TRANSITION FROM IMMIGRANT TO REDNECK.

WHAT CAME NATURALLY TO YOU IS ACTIVELY CULTIVATED

IN OUR HOUSEHOLD.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

SOUTHERN ACCENT STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

YOUR DADDY AFRAID YOU'D WIND UP IN A RUSTED OUT PICK-UP TRUCK

ON TOBACCO ROAD.

PLEASE.

I APPRECIATE YOUR HUMOR, MR. SOKOL AND LOOK FORWARD

TO DISCOVERING YOUR OTHER POSITIVE QUALITIES.

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

THAT WAS PARTICULARLY VICIOUS COMING FROM AN IMAGE CONSULTANT.

AM I LATE? IS SHE HERE YET?

OH, WHERE'S ANDREW?

YES. NO. UP THERE.

OH.

HI.

HI BABE.

HI, BABE.

NANCE, I THINK YOU KNOW EVERYBODY.

HI, ALL AROUND.

LIKE HI RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

OH, AND THIS IS VINCENT ANTONELLI FROM CHARLESTON.

OH.

THIS IS NANCY PECKET, MY FIANCE.

I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

LIKEWISE. SO, WHERE'S IRENE?

WHERE'S HARRY?

OH, HARRY, HARRY. HARRY IS PROBABLY

WITH A PARTICULARLY CRAZY PATIENT WHO IS EITHER HAVING

A BREAKDOWN OR A BREAKTHROUGH, SOMEONE WHO'S JUST REALIZED

THEIR FATHER'S A BASTARD AND THEIR MOTHER'S A BITCH.

THAT'S EITHER ELATED OR CRESTFALLEN BY THE DISCOVERY.

WHAT?

HER HUSBAND'S A PSYCHOLOGIST.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

OH, DOCTOR GLASS, YOUR WIFE CALLED WHILE YOU WERE IN SESSION.

UH-HUH.

TO REMIND YOU ABOUT HER SISTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS EVENING.

WHAT TIME DID SHE SAY IT BEGINS?

FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO.

GOOD. I'M EARLY.

SO, WHAT ABOUT IRENE?

IRENE HAS A CLASS UNTIL 6:00.

IT'S 6:00 NOW.

WELL, THEY'RE NOT BEAMING HER OVER.

IT'LL TAKE A WHILE FOR HER TO WALK HERE.

THE CANDLES AREN'T EVEN ON THE CAKE YET.

ANDREW, HELP ME.

NO, NO. I'LL HELP.

NO, I'M GOING. I'M GOING.

IRENE IS A STUDENT HERE?

SHE GRADUATES THIS SPRING.

WE'RE ALL DRAWN HERE LIKE MOTHS TO FATHER'S BIG FLAME.

HMMM.

IRENE IS AN ENGLISH MAJOR. OLGA TEACHES ENGLISH LIT.

I MET HARRY HERE WHEN HE WAS TAKING ONE-DAY A WEEK

FROM HIS PRACTICE TO GIVE A LECTURE COURSE ON JUNG.

BUNCH OF BULLSHIT REALLY, BUT I WAS TOO YOUNG

TO REALIZE IT AT THAT TIME.

ANDREW WAS A GRADUATE STUDENT IN MUSIC

AND IS NOW AN ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR.

BRAVO.

AND THAT'S HOW HE MET NANCY.

AN EXTENSION COURSE. I WAS NOT A FULL TIME STUDENT.

NANCY THINKS THAT TAKES THE ONUS OFF OF SCREWING THE PROFESSOR.

I WAS JUST KIDDIN'.

YOU WERE BOTH ADULTS. WHO CARES?

THAT'S HOW I MET HARRY, RUE THE DAY.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, MARCIA. IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.

OH, IT'S NOT MY CONTENT BUT MY FORM.

MAYBE, MR. ANTONELLI CAN HELP ME POLISH UP

MY SOCIAL PRESENTATION.

START WITH ME, AND WORK YOUR WAY UP TO MR. SOKOL.

OH, I THINK YOU'RE THE FAR GREATER CHALLENGE THIS EVENING.

IT'S NOT YOUR FORM OR YOUR CONTENT BUT YOUR INTENTION

THAT DISTURBS ME, MARCIA?

MY INTENTION IS MERELY INFORMATIONAL.

I WAS JUST EXPLAINING THAT AS A CLERK AT BERGDORF'S,

NANCY HEARD THE CALL AND WAS MESMERIZED.

"I'M A SHOP GIRL," SHE SAID, WITH NO TIME FOR A DEGREE.

WHY NOT TAKE AN EXTENSION COURSE?

MARCIA.

OH, MARCIA.

I CAN TELL MY OWN STORY, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY STORY.

OH, I THINK I CAN TELL IT MUCH MORE INTERESTINGLY

WITH MY OBJECTIVE DISTANCE.

THAT'S WHAT A GOOD BIOGRAPHER'S FOR, RIGHT?

FASCINATING, SHE USED ME AS A TEMPORARY DIVERSION

TO GET HERSELF OFF THE HOT SEAT.

THEN, SHE LIFTS HER SKIRT AND PUTS HER ASS RIGHT BACK ON IT.

MARCIA? YES?

LET NANCY TELL IT.

WELL, WHY DON'T I TELL MY VERSION FIRST AND WE'LL SEE

IF IT'S NOT BETTER?

THANK YOU. SO--

AFTER A LONG DAY OF SELLING BLACK PANTYHOSE

TO MIDDLE-AGED UPPER EASTSIDE WOMEN OBSESSED WITH CELLULITE

AND VARICOSE VEINS,

NANCY WAS ATTRACTED TO MANHATTAN CREST COLLEGE

LIKE TRILBY TO SVENGALI, LIKE CZARINA ALEXANDRA TO RASPUTIN.

A VOICE KEPT REPEATING IN HER HEAD--

"I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO GET A DEGREE, BUT I COULD TAKE

AN EXTENSION COURSE."

OH, YOU ARE SO OBNOXIOUS.

"WOW ALL THE OTHER CLERKS WITH MY KNOWLEDGE OF GREAT MUSIC."

"SMUGLY IDENTIFYING ALL OF THE MONTAVELLI TUNES COMING OVER THE-

REALLY MARCIA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COME OVER YOU LATELY

BUT, WHOO--

HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

NANCY SEES THE FUN IN ALL THIS.

SURE, NOT SINCE HER HEAD-ON COLLISION AS SHE HAD

SUCH A GREAT TIME.

YOU KNOW I DON'T, MARCIA. REALLY, I DON'T.

I'M SORRY.

YOU TELL YOUR VERSION THEN.

OH, NO, NO-- BETTER YET, YOU CAN TELL

THE STORY THAT HOW I MET HARRY TO GET BACK AT ME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S STOP NOW.

YOU REALLY WANT ME TO TELL IT?

DO YOU KNOW IT?

I THINK SO.

THEN TELL IT.

OH ENOUGH.

INVITATION DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PSYCHODRAMA.

PERHAPS I SHOULD LEAVE, I FEEL SOMEHOW RESPONSIBLE.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE ABOUT AS INCIDENTAL

AS A SPECTATOR AT AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY.

THE PLAY IS REALLY AN OFFERING TO THE GODS, NOT THE AUDIENCE.

GO AHEAD, NANCY, MAKE YOUR A LITTLE OFFERING.

LET'S SEE, UH.

TERRIBLE START--JUST LAUNCH RIGHT INTO THE NARRATIVE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WERE A LONELY WOMAN IN HER LATE '20s,

WHO HAD JUST AN UNHAPPY LOVE AFFAIR,

YOUR LATEST, THAT LEFT YOU SUICIDAL AGAIN.

I LIKE THE USE OF THE UNFLATTERING MODIFIER FOR EMPHASIS.

VERY EFFECTIVE.

THANK YOU.

SO, NO ONE COULD CONVINCE YOU TO GO INTO THERAPY, BUT YOU DID

AGREE TO ATTEND SOME PSYCHOLOGY LECTURES INSTEAD.

WELL, THAT'S TRUE. WE'RE A FAMILY OF SCHOLARS.

AND YOU MET HARRY, WHO IS ATTRACTED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU

ARE SO FUCKED UP.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S STOP THIS.

YES, IT'S TRUE, I WAS FUCKED UP,

A WALKING TEXTBOOK.

HARRY LOOKED RIGHT PAST MY PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

TO WHAT REALLY GOT HIM HOT-- A DAMAGED PSYCHE.

SO GO ON.

SO HE THOUGHT HE COULD MAKE YOU HAPPY SO HE MARRIED YOU.

BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU HAPPY, YOU'VE MADE HIM MISERABLE

AND DEPRESSED AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN.

OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND PRIMITIVE! STOP IT!

NO, ANDREW, YOU'VE GIVEN NANCY YOUR BALLS NOW.

LET HER USE THEM.

YOU WON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO SELFISH

AND UNSTABLE AND YOU MIGHT HURT THEM.

YOU MIGHT HURT THEM EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY.

OH, THIS IS A MAJOR OFFERING TO THE GODS.

THEY'LL BE BELCHING AND FARTING THIS ONE FOR DAYS.

THERE, I THINK NANCY TOPPED ME WITH THAT STORY.

DON'T YOU, GENTLEMEN?

DEFINITELY.

MORE PROBING, MORE VICIOUS, ALTHOUGH ALMOST COMPLETELY

LACKING IN HUMOR, AND I THINK NANCY WOULD EVEN AGREE

THAT SHE HAD TO BORROW SOME OF THE THREE

AND FOUR SYLLABLE WORDS FROM ANDREW.

A REGURGITATION OF HIS FAMILY RUMINATIONS,

BUT A CREDITABLE ONE WHICH NANCY MANAGED TO IMBUE

WITH HER OWN DIRECT STYLE.

BRAVA.

COME ON.

I'M NOT GOING TO PULL YOU DOWN.

THE FALL WOULDN'T KILL YOU ANYWAY, JUST GET YOU SOME MORE

SYMPATHY FROM ANDREW.

OH, HERE SHE COMES.

QUICK HELP ME LIGHT THE CANDLES.

OH GOD, GO, GO--

HURRY UP.

SURPRISE!

SURPRISE!

YOU ALL. I HAD A FEELING.

CALL IT A CRAZY HUNCH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING.

OH.

YOU SWEET GIRL.

HI.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU.

OH, NANCY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IRENE.

OH, THANK YOU.

DR. CHEBRIN.

MANY HAPPY RETURNS, MY DARLING.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

HI, DAVID.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IRENE.

GEE, DAVID WHY NOT USE IRENE'S BIRTHDAY AS AN EXCUSE TO EXPLORE

HER DIGESTIVE TRACT WITH YOUR TONGUE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, GARY?

YOU'RE REALLY RUDE AND OFFENSIVE, YOU KNOW THAT?

OF COURSE. YOU JUST NOTICED?

OH, DAVE, HE WAS JUST KIDDING.

NO, IRENE, IT'S BEEN HAPPENING ALL EVENING, IT MUST BE PLANETARY.

COME, MEET OUR FRIEND, VINCENT ANTONELLI FROM CHARLESTON.

CHARLESTON, SO MUCH FOR GETTING A PIECE OF CAKE, ANYTIME SOON.

OH MY, IT'S A PLEASURE.

PLEASURE IS ALWAYS HIS.

THANK YOU, MR. SOKOL.

VINCENT WAS FATHER'S TEACHING ASSISTANT IN CHARLESTON.

HE KNEW US AS GIRLS.

REALLY?

UH-HMM.

AND NANCY AND I HELPED TO FILL HIM IN ON SOME OF OUR MOST

RECENT FAMILY HISTORY.

OKAY, ALL LIT. COME MAKE A WISH.

OH, OKAY.

BLOW OUT THE CANDLES. NOW, MAKE A WISH.

MAKE A WISH.

OH.

JUST BEING HERE WITH YOU ALL.

NO, NO, NO-- COME ON, MAKE A GOOD WISH.

SOMETHING INVOLVING MAJOR APPLIANCES OR REAL ESTATE.

WAIT, I'VE GOT IT.

YEAH.

SPEECH.

SPEECH?

OKAY, OKAY. I KNOW I'LL ALWAYS BE THE BABY

IN THE FAMILY, BUT I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE.

FATHER SAID SOMETHING TO ME WHILE WE'RE STILL IN CHARLESTON,

HE SAID, "YOUR MOST PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS ARE YOUR FAMILY.

"THEY ARE THE SUPPORTING BEAM OF YOUR LIFE, THEY ARE THE LIGHT

THAT GUIDES YOU, THE SACRED--"

THREE METAPHORS AND YOU'RE OUT.

WILL YOU JUST--

NO, GARY, HE'S RIGHT. THIS IS SO CORNY.

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU ALL AND EVEN THOUGH

I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS BE THERE TO SUPPORT ME--

LIKE A BEAM.

YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY, LIKE A BEAM.

I WANT VERY MUCH TO BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF AND YOU,

IF YOU NEED ME.

THAT'S IT. THAT'S MY GOAL FOR 22.

OH, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, BABY.

I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HIT BY A STACK OF HALLMARK CARDS.

OKAY, GARY'S RIGHT, LET'S EAT.

I'LL CUT THE CAKE.

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

SURE, SHOOT.

DOWNSTAIRS, PLEASE.

UH-OH.

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE PISSED OFF.

WHY NOT JUST BE OPEN ABOUT IT AND GET IT OVER WITH?

NOT NOW, PLEASE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, NOTHING.

YEAH, EVERYONE KNOWS I'M PISSED OFF.

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW PISSED OFF I AM OR HOW I'M GOING

TO EXPRESS IT AND I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS THAT WITH YOU ALONE.

I'M IN TROUBLE.

DARLING, HELP ME PASS THESE OUT,

MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY THE PIANO FOR US LATER.

YEAH.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, BUT YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND

THAT VULGAR GIRL AND YOU INSIST ON FOISTING HER UPON YOUR SISTERS AND ME.

I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT HER. STOP IT.

YOU WON'T EVEN GIVE ME THE SATISFACTION OF CHEWING YOU OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU CHASTISING ME FOR? YOU SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING;

YOU ATTACK HER AND EMBARRASS HER WITH YOUR VICIOUS--

I RAN OUT OF CHARM WITH HER ALONG TIME AGO.

YOU RAN OUT OF EVERYTHING, MARCIA, INCLUDING BASIC HUMAN DECENCY.

YOU IMPUGN MY MASCULINITY IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.

WAIT UNTIL SHE FINISHES WITH YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, I WANT TO WARN YOU.

YOU SEE HER AS A GIRL, I KNOW THE KIND OF WOMAN SHE IS,

I KNOW WHAT SHE'S CAPABLE OF DOING TO A MAN.

AND YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT TO YOUR HUSBAND

FOR FIVE YEARS.

PERHAPS.

CALL ME A BITCH, A SHREW, A HARPY,

THAT ONE COULD GIVE ME LESSONS.

AM I TERRIBLY LATE?

CERTAINLY MISSED ALL THE JUICY STUFF.

I'M SO SORRY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IRENE.

THANK YOU.

HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE.

I'M SORRY.

OH THANKS, BUT WHERE'S-- OH, EXCUSE ME.

I'LL BE BETTER.

I'M SORRY, ANDREW. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.

I TRIED TO KIND OF JUST RANDOMLY SUCK FACE WITH YOU EARLIER BUT--

YEAH, I-- IT WAS GOOD WASN'T IT?

IT'S A BOOK--

WELL, IT IS.

DID YOU SEE THAT SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME WITH YOU?

I'M PSYCHIC I THINK.

AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?

NO, NOT AT ALL. SHOULD WE JOIN THE OTHERS?

I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE.

HI.

SORRY I'M LATE.

I KNOW, I HEARD.

JEEZ, MARCIA, I HAD A PATIENT.

I'VE HEARD THAT TOO, YES.

HOW LATE DOES THIS GO?

YOU JUST GOT HERE.

WE HAVE THE WALDEMAN SOIREE THIS EVENING.

WE HAVE NO SUCH THING.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. YOU SAID, "YES."

HOW COULD I HAVE SAID YES? IT'S MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

I TOLD YOU, YOU SAID, "YES, WE'D STOP BY LATER."

NEVER.

OR MAYBE YOU'RE BLOCKING IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO.

MAYBE-- MAYBE I'M BLOCKING IT, REPRESSING IT, DENYING IT,

SUBLIMATING IT, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THIS, I AM NOT GOING

TO SPEND THE EVENING WITH THOSE TWO OSSIFIED OLD FARTS.

WAIT, THEY HEAD THE FOUNDATION, AND THE FOUNDATION SUPPLIES

MOST OF MY REFERRALS.

OR DID YOU THINK MY PATIENTS JUST WALK IN OFF THE STREET

WHEN THEY'RE FEELING A LITTLE CRAZY?

I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE AIRLIFTED FROM BELLEVUE.

I'M NOT GOING.

YOU TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MAINTAINING MY CAREER,

WHICH MAINTAINS YOUR LIFESTYLE.

WHICH MAINTAINS YOUR CAREER.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT A WELL-DRESSED WIFE

TO DISPLAY BEFORE THAT GROUP OF OVER-EDUCATED DULLARDS

AND CLOSET-LOONIES YOU CALL YOUR COLLEAGUES?

IT'S SYMBIOSIS, HARRY.

BUT LET'S BREAK THE CYCLE, SHALL WE?

YOU TAKE THE ORNAMENTATION AND I'LL TAKE THE EVENING OFF.

YOU LOVE THESE LITTLE SPECTACLES, DON'T YOU?

THEY VALIDATE YOU SOMEHOW.

YES, YES, AND YOU TOO.

THE KIND AND CARING DOCTOR WITH THE MAD WIFE,

PATIENTLY ENDURING ME LIKE SOME ONGOING HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.

YOUR STATE OF MIND IS NOTHING FOR ME TO BE PROUD OF.

IT'S A PROFESSIONAL LIABILITY AND SO ARE YOU.

AS USUAL, YOU'VE GONE FROM POMPOUS TO OBNOXIOUS

WITHOUT STOPPING AT AMUSING.

KEEP THESE, YOU LOSE ALL YOUR CHARM WITHOUT THEM.

WHY DON'T YOU PLAY SOMETHING NOW?

TAXI, TAXI.

YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS, YOU KNOW.

I WOULDN'T HAVE CONSIDERED LEAVING YOU ALONE.

WOULDN'T YOUR WIFE BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU?

MY WIFE'S IN BALTIMORE.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

THAT WAS SHAMELESSLY COY AND INDIRECT OF ME.

BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NO.

MY WIFE WOULDN'T BE TOO CONCERNED.

IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, REALLY.

BEARING MY EMOTIONAL SCARS IN PUBLIC IS A DISTASTEFUL HABIT

I'VE ACQUIRED OVER THE YEARS.

I HAVE NO RIGHT TO ASK YOU OR ANYONE ELSE TO DO THE SAME.

BELIEVE ME.

WHY NOT?

IT'S JUST TO SEARCH FOR KINDREDNESS AND CONSOLATION, ISN'T IT?

WHAT A DESOLATE SADNESS TO THINK THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON

WHO SUFFERS IN MARRIAGE.

MY MARRIAGE IS AN ABYSMAL FAILURE.

A BARELY MANAGEABLE DISASTER.

SO, WHY STAY?

WHY STAY ON?

YOU BARTER AWAY SO MANY PIECES

OF YOURSELF IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP.

I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER WHICH ARE MINE

OR HOW I GO ABOUT RECLAIMING THEM.

AND THEN, THEY'RE MY GIRLS.

THEY'RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE AND I COULDN'T BEAR TO LOSE THEM.

BUT I'M SURE YOUR FATHER FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU, GIRLS.

OH, YEAH. EXACTLY.

HE WANTED US WITH HIM ALL THE TIME, REALLY,

EVERY GOD DAMN MINUTE FOR ETERNITY.

HIS VOICE ECHOING IN OUR HEADS, HIS PORTRAITS AND PHOTOGRAPHS

PLASTERED ON OUR WALLS.

FATHER MARCHING THROUGH TIME WITH US.

HIS PRESENCE INDELIBLE.

I HAD NO IDEA YOU--

HATED HIM A LITTLE BIT.

IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR A CHILD TO RESIST AUTHORITY,

DON'T YOU THINK?

FATHER WAS THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITARIAN,

THE DEADLIEST KIND, THE CHARMING KIND.

THE KIND YOU WANT TO PLEASE EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW THEY'RE WRONG,

AND LATER--

MARCIA?

MUCH LATER, YOU'VE REALIZED YOU'VE VIOLATED A PART OF YOURSELF.

SO, HERE I AM.

YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH, RESISTING MY FATHER'S AUTHORITY,

"NO DADDY, IT'S OKAY TO BE ALONE WITH VINCENT."

"I WONT GO HOME YET."

DELAYED REACTION, HUH?

YEAH.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS SEEMED SO HAPPY TO ME.

FOR YEARS, I THINK, I'VE HELD YOU UP AS A KIND OF IDEAL

TO STRIVE FOR MY OWN FAMILY.

NOT AN IDEAL, AN ILLUSION.

ON THE SURFACE OF THINGS, OF COURSE WE SEEMED HAPPY.

AFTER MOTHER DIED, WE WERE REWARDED WITH FATHER'S APPROVAL

BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT HE EXPECTED OF US.

FATHER WANTED HIS FIRST CHILD TO BE A BOY,

SO OLGA GAVE UP HER FEMININITY FOR HIM.

AND AFTER MOTHER WAS GONE I BECAME THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE AT 13.

HOSTESSING DINNER PARTIES, AND FACULTY GATHERINGS,

A GRACIOUS SOUTHERN BELL.

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

I REMEMBER. IT WAS CHARMING.

IT WAS UNSAVORY.

I WAS A MIDGET SCARLET OHARA.

A CHILD PRODIGY MARTHA STEWART.

IT TOOK ME YEARS TO REALIZE THAT IT WASN'T ME, BUT A ROLE

I HAD ADOPTED.

I'M SO SORRY.

BUT YOU SEEMED TO HAVE REALIZED YOURSELF.

OH YES.

AS EVIDENCED BY MY PERFORMANCE THIS EVENING,

I'VE BECOME A MOST COMPLETELY GRACELESS, CHARMLESS

AND TACTLESS.

HONEST, I'D CALL IT.

THANK YOU.

I SUPPOSE I FAIRED BETTER THAN ANDREW,

WHO HAD TO HAND HIS BALLS OVER TO FATHER.

ONLY ONE PAIR ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE AT A TIME, YOU KNOW.

AFTER FATHER DIED ANDREW GOT THEM BACK.

BUT STRANGELY ENOUGH, HE KEEPS LOOKING

FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO GIVE THEM TO.

OLGA AND I PASSED THEM BACK AND FORTH FOR A WHILE,

BUT WE REALLY DIDN'T WANT THEM.

HE FINALLY FOUND A REAL TAKER IN NANCY, WHO IT SEEMS

HAD BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXTRA PAIR FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

AND IRENE?

UH, IRENE WAS SO YOUNG WHEN FATHER DIED.

I REALLY BELIEVE SHE HAS EMERGED UNSCATHED.

MOST OF HER RECOLLECTIONS OF FATHER ARE ACTUALLY STORIES

THAT OLGA AND I REPEATED TO HER-- "FATHER'S GREATEST HITS."

OTHER THINGS WE SIMPLY INVENTED.

LIKE THE STORY SHE TOLD OVER HER BIRTHDAY CAKE TONIGHT.

FATHER NEVER SAID THOSE THINGS TO HER, WE DID.

WHAT? I KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING OR THINKING ASKANCED AT ME.

IT'S JUST YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON HONESTY.

YOU'RE BRUTALLY HONEST WITH YOURSELF.

YES, A LOT OF OTHER POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS.

YES-- AND YET YOU SPIN FANTASIES FOR IRENE?

NOT FANTASIES. SIMPLY A REFINED REALITY.

WHY NOT GIVE HER SOMETHING SOLID TO BUILD ON.

BECAUSE IT'S IMAGINARY, FRAGMENTARY.

ULTIMATELY IT'S NOT A TRUE FOUNDATION.

I'M SORRY, PERHAPS I'VE OVERSTEPPED.

NO. NO.

YOU MAYBE RIGHT, IN THEORY.

BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK

AT IRENE TO SEE THAT SHE TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL.

YES, SHE'S A LOVELY YOUNG LADY.

IRENE.

IRENE!

SHE SEEMED TO HAVE A LOVELY TIME TONIGHT, DON'T YOU THINK?

YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.

DO YOU THINK MY ARGUMENT WITH HARRY UPSET HER?

ACTUALLY, SHE SEEMED RATHER USED TO IT.

OH, I SUPPOSE SHE IS. I SUPPOSE EVERYBODY IS.

I GUESS WHAT I'M REALLY ASKING IS IF IT UPSET YOU.

IT'S ALWAYS DISTURBING TO WITNESS AN ARGUMENT.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT INVOLVES SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE.

AND YOU CAN ADMIRE SOMEONE WHO BRAWLS WITH HER HUSBAND IN PUBLIC?

ARE YOU BEGGING THE COMPLIMENT?

YES. PLEASE-- ELABORATE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS YOUR HUSBAND DON'T CONCERN ME.

I FIND YOU TO BE A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

WITH STRONG CHARACTER.

IS THAT A LINE THAT WORKS OFTEN IN YOUR TRAVELS?

I DON'T HAVE MUCH OCCASION TO USE IT.

OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO BE FRANK.

I DO. I DID. I GUESS I'M JUST NOT VERY COMFORTABLE

WITH YOUR FEELINGS OR MINE.

I HAVEN'T FLIRTED WITH A MAN IN YEARS.

MY RESPONSES ARE THOSE OF A COQUETTE FROM ANOTHER ERA.

I HAVE SEEN WOMAN OUTSIDE MY MARRIAGE.

BUT MY MARRIAGE IS NOT A HAPPY ONE.

SUPPOSE THAT'S WHY YOU WANT TO GET LAID.

I'M SORRY, I'VE DONE IT AGAIN. IT'S JUST A DEFENSE MECHANISM.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A CLICHE USED BY ANY MAN ON THE MAKE.

BUT IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE.

I'M A LONELY MAN IN A BAD MARRIAGE.

PLEASE, I SAID I WAS SORRY.

AND I ASSURE YOU, PICKING UP WOMEN FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES

IS NEVER THIS SOUL WRENCHING OR TIME CONSUMING.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO APOLOGIZE, THANK YOU,

OR BE INSULTED.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, THIS IS NOT JUST A SEXUAL THING.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT?

HM?

AND IS THE FEELING MUTUAL?

IS IT?

OKAY. OKAY.

SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

GO HOME?

I'M REALLY JUST A GOOD GIRL WHO'S MORE COMFORTABLE FIGHTING

WITH HER HUSBAND THAN CHEATING ON HIM.

I GUESS I'D RATHER BE A BITCH THAN A SLUT.

DOES CARING FOR SOMEONE MAKE YOU A SLUT?

NO.

EXPRESSING IT DOES.

WE COULD SHARE A CAB.

WOULD YOU MIND DROPPING ME AT MY PLACE?

I INSIST ON IT.

DON'T BE AFRAID.

I'M NOT,

BUT I AM AFRAID.

MY GOD, WE'VE BEEN CALLING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE.

WHY, WHAT'S WRONG? WHERE'S ANDREW?

HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT HAPPENED? IS HE HURT?

IT'S IRENE, A DRUG OVERDOSE.

WHAT? OH NO! OH MY GOD!

SHE COULD HAVE DIED.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, NOBODY WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

SHE COULD HAVE DIED ALL ALONE WITH STRANGERS AROUND HER.

IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW WE'RE HERE NOW.

WHAT HAPPENED, IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

SHE'S FINE NOW. SHE'S RESTING.

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE WERE YOU?

I WAS STILL AT THE COLLEGE, I TOLD YOU TO I HAD TO CLEAN UP.

FOR TWO HOURS?

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? WE'RE ALL HERE NOW.

SHE'S IN THERE, THE OTHER NURSE IS GIVING HER SOME MEDICATION.

HAVE YOU SEEN HER YET?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT, WHAT, WHY CAN'T I SEE HER?

JUST A FEW MINUTES. LET HER GET SETTLED.

WE SAW HER BEFORE IN EMERGENCY BEFORE THEY BROUGHT HER UP.

IS SHE ALL RIGHT? IS SHE IN PAIN?

SHE COULD HAVE DIED.

WOULD YOU STOP PUNISHING ME AND JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE WAS HAVING RESPIRATORY FAILURE.

THE DOCTOR SAID IF THEY'D FOUND HER A FEW MINUTES LATER,

SHE WOULD HAVE GONE INTO CARDIAC ARREST.

OKAY. WHO FOUND HER?

I DID.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HER GETTING HOME ALL RIGHT AFTER

THE PARTY, SO I FOLLOWED HER TO YOUR APARTMENT AND--

SHE COLLAPSED BY THE ELEVATOR-- IF DAVID HADN'T FOUND HER...

WHAT WOULD HAVE CAUSED IT? WHAT WAS IT?

SHE TOLD THE DOCTOR IT WAS CRYSTAL METH, SPEED.

WHAT?

MAYBE SHE WAS EXPERIMENTING.

MAYBE SHE USED IT TO STUDY FOR EXAMS.

SHE'S BEEN MAIN LINING IT FOR SOME TIME NOW.

SHE HAS NEEDLE MARKS ON BOTH HER ARMS.

NO, ANDREW, I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT.

WE SAW THEM, MARCIA.

SHE'S ALL RIGHT NOW.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS SHE GOT HERE IN TIME.

THANK YOU, VINCENT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

AND THANK YOU, DAVID, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YES, THANK YOU, DAVID.

PLEASE--I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL I WAS THERE.

IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

YES, AND SHE LIKE TO SEE YOU,

BUT NO MORE THAN TWO AT A TIME PLEASE.

FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES.

OLGA, YOU GO WITH HER.

CAN SHE COME HOME WITH US TONIGHT?

THE DOCTOR WOULD LIKE TO KEEP HER OVERNIGHT.

OKAY.

OH, MY DARLING.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M SORRY.

NO, SHHH. JUST RELAX.

AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, YOU'LL BE JUST FINE.

"SLEEP THAT KNITS UP THE RAVELED SLEEVE OF CARE."

OH, I GOT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH DOWNSTAIRS.

THANK YOU.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENED?

DAVID TOLD US.

DAVID? WHAT DOES DAVID KNOW?

WELL, HE FOLLOWED YOU HOME TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE ALL RIGHT,

AND WHEN YOU COLLAPSED IN THE LOBBY, HE AND THE BUILDING MANAGER--

DAVID WAS FOLLOWING ME?

THAT'S WEIRD.

HE HELPED YOU DARLING. YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.

YES, I AM GRATEFUL AND SURPRISED.

DAVID TAKES A BROTHERLY INTEREST IN YOU.

HE CONSIDERS HIMSELF ONE OF THE FAMILY.

I HAVE A FAMILY AND I DON'T NEED A CHAPERONE.

APPARENTLY, YOU DO.

NO, I DON'T.

WHAT I DO ALONE IS MY BUSINESS.

THAT IS A STUPID AND CHILDISH THING TO SAY.

APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR FOR SOMEONE WHO'S TREATED LIKE A CHILD.

I'M LYING IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER A DRUG OVERDOSE.

YOU HAND ME A TOOTHBRUSH.

AND WHEN I ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,

YOU SAY DAVID TOLD YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK DAVID KNOWS ABOUT MY LIFE?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME?

I DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.

YOU NEVER WANT TO UPSET ME.

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO READ YOUR MIND?

YOU KNOW YOU CAN TALK TO US ABOUT ANYTHING.

AS LONG AS IT FEEDS THE PERCEPTION OF ME THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH.

IS THIS SOMEHOW OUR FAULT? IS THAT IT?

NO.

NO.

IT'S MY FAULT I'M ON DRUGS.

YOU'RE NOT.

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT.

SHH, STOP OKAY. YOU'RE JUST TIRED.

DO YOU SEE?

YOU'LL BE TELLING PEOPLE I HAD A LITTLE FAINTING SPELL

LIKE SOME OVERWROUGHT SOUTHERN LADY.

WHERE IS SHE?

SHE'S ALL RIGHT, SHE'S IN THERE WITH OLGA AND MARCIA.

SHE JUST NEEDS SOME REST.

DR., I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO COME TO THE HOSPITAL.

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR MARCIA.

HOW COULD I NOT COME?

SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE OVERDOSED ON CRYSTAL METH.

APPARENTLY IT WAS ACCIDENTAL.

YEAH, TELL THAT ONE TO DR. FREUD.

YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR SARCASM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, CAN YOU?

GEE DAVE, I HATE TO SHATTER YOUR NORMAN ROCKWELL VIEW

OF THE WORLD, BUT PEOPLE WHO DRUG THEMSELVES TO OVERDOSE

ARE TRYING TO KILL THEMSELVES.

AND WHO ARE YOU TO ASSIGN MOTIVES TO HER.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?

MORE THAN YOU COULD HANDLE.

EVERYTHING SEEMS WARPED FROM WHERE YOU STAND,

BUT THE DISTORTION IS INTERNAL, NOT EXTERNAL.

STOP ARGUING.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO? YOU'RE GOOD FRIENDS FOR GOD'S SAKE.

YOU'RE BOTH TIRED AND UPSET.

IS THAT WHAT IT IS?

HOW'D SHE GET HERE?

DAVID FOUND HER IN HER APARTMENT LOBBY AND CALLED THE PARAMEDICS.

WHAT WAS DAVID DOING IN HER APARTMENT LOBBY?

I WALKED HER HOME.

SHE LEFT THE PARTY BY HERSELF--

AND I FOLLOWED HER TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS ALL RIGHT.

WHAT, DO YOU HAVE SOME SIXTH SENSE ABOUT POTENTIAL DRUG OVERDOSES?

LOOKING AFTER SOMEONE MUST BE AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE CONCEPT TO YOU.

DON'T DIGNIFY YOUR PERVERSIONS TO ME, YOU CREEP.

HEY.

HEY, HEY, HEY!

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

PLEASE.

UH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE, GARY.

OH REALLY, ANDREW?

WHAT ARE YOU THE HOSPITAL BOUNCER NOW?

ANDREW? ANDREW, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?

NOTHING. DR. CHEBRIN AND GARY ARRIVED.

EVERYONE'S VERY CONCERNED ABOUT IRENE.

HOW IS SHE?

DR. CHEBRIN, SHE'S ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

I THINK IT WAS THE PRESSURE OF FINALS.

I THINK SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO RELEASE THE PRESSURE.

ARE YOU A SPIN DOCTOR NOW?

TAKING IMAGE CONSULTING FROM MR. ANTONELLI HERE--

WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO DISTORT THINGS FOR OUR FRIENDS, OLGA.

YEAH, WE'RE ALL FAMILY HERE.

EVEN MR. ANTONELLI KNEW YOU AS CHILDREN AND HE'S GOTTEN MUCH CLOSER THIS EVENING.

EXCUSE ME, IRENE PRIOR.

HER FAMILY'S IN THE WAITING ROOM THERE.

THANKS.

IS SHE ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S RESTING.

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED FOR GOD'S SAKE.

SHE OVERDOSED ON CRYSTAL METH. DAVID FOUND HER.

AFTER LURKING ABOUT FOR A FEW HOURS--

WOULD YOU SHUT UP.

--WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASSERT HIS FRAGILE MASCULINITY.

HAVE YOU BOTH GONE CRAZY?

HE SAYS THAT TO EVERYONE HOPING TO INCREASE HIS BUSINESS.

EVERYONE'S NERVES ARE A LITTLE FRAYED THAT'S ALL.

YEAH, THIS ONE'S OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND TONIGHT.

SHE OVERDOSED, DAVID FOUND HER, THAT'S IT?

YOU GET HERE LATE, YOU GET A SHORT SYNOPSIS.

THE HEART OF CONCERN.

I'M ASKING ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN SISTER.

PLEASE DON'T START THIS HERE.

YOU LEFT MY GOD DAMN SISTER'S PARTY TO GO TO THE GOD DAMN WALDEMAN'S.

SO DON'T COME STROLLING IN HERE AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR

WITH YOUR PROFESSIONAL ARROGANCE AND YOUR RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION

EXPECTING ORAL REPORTS FROM ALL THE LAYPERSONS.

YOU'RE NOT THE DOCTOR HERE, HARRY, ONLY ANOTHER GUY WHO MISSED THE SHOW.

MARCIA WAS A LITTLE LATE HERSELF IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER.

NOT AS GOOD AS IT MAKES YOU FEEL.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO SEE MY SISTER.

IS SHE STILL AWAKE?

YEAH.

EVERYBODY ON THIS FLOOR'S AWAKE NOW.

DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME, DOCTOR?

OH, HE'S HALF ASLEEP AND HALF DRUNK; THAT'S ALL SHE NEEDS.

REALLY, GARY, IS NO ONE EXEMPT FROM THESE LITTLE CA-CAS

YOU SEEM COMPELLED TO MAKE IN PUBLIC.

JUST GIVE HER SOME PRIVACY, THAT'S ALL.

NANCE? DOCTOR?

I--I'LL STAY OUT HERE. JUST GIVE HER MY LOVE.

ALL RIGHT.

OH, HARRY. THIS IS VINCENT ANTONELLI.

HE'S A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY.

FEELING ANY BETTER?

YEAH.

OH GOD, WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU, BUT YOU LOOK GREAT.

REALLY GREAT.

I MEAN YOU'RE A LITTLE PALE,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF HERE TOMORROW AND

THEN YOU ARE GONNA FEEL, YOU KNOW, GREAT.

THANKS, NANCY.

CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?

NO. THANK YOU.

WELL MY DARLING, I THINK I'LL GO HOME.

WHAT GOOD IS AN OLD MAN IN A CRISIS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

IT'LL MEAN SO MUCH TO IRENE TO KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

WHO KNOWS ANYTHING?

THIS WHOLE THING MAY HAVE BEEN A DREAM.

WE MAY ALL WAKE UP TOMORROW HAVING HAD THE SAME BAD DREAM.

APPARENTLY METAPHYSICS ARE GOING TO SAVE US FROM THIS ONE.

CAN I WALK YOU DOWNSTAIRS, DOCTOR?

HE'S GOOD AT THAT.

UH, NO THANK YOU MY BOY. I GET IN AN ELEVATOR.

I GET IN A CAB. I CAN HANDLE THAT.

YOU'RE MOTHER MUST HAVE DROPPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY,

AND SOMETHING BROKE IN HERE.

THOUGH NEVER LITERALLY, I'VE BEEN DROPPED A FEW TIMES, DOCTOR.

IT SHOWS.

GOODNIGHT. GOODNIGHT. GOODNIGHT.

HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GOING TO STAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. IN FACT, PLEASE DON'T.

I DON'T WANT YOU LEAVING HERE ALONE AT A LATE HOUR.

OH, PLEASE-- ALL THIS OBLIGATORY GALLANTRY IS TIRESOME.

YOU KNOW I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

WHAT I KNOW IS THAT YOUR DEFENSIVE SKILLS ARE MOSTLY VERBAL.

ANDREW AND I WILL DROP HER OFF.

OR I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE HER HOME.

I SEE.

WHAT BETTER PROTECTION THAN NOSTALGIA PERSONIFIED.

GOODNIGHT.

GOODNIGHT.

ANDREW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE?

WHAT? YOU TELL ME; I'LL CALL THE NURSE.

NO, SHE CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME.

I WANT TO GO BACK TO CHARLESTON FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

ALL OF US.

SPEND SOME TIME IN THE HOUSE, INHABIT OUR OLD SPACE,

FIND OUR OLD SOULS.

YOU THINK WE COULD DO THAT?

SURE, I THINK WE COULD, YEAH.

THE CURRENT LEASE IS UP ON THE HOUSE IN A FEW MONTHS

AND AS SOON AS THE TENANTS ARE OUT, WE COULD FLY DOWN, YEAH.

OR MAYBE WE COULD DRIVE DOWN AND SEE THE COUNTRYSIDE.

OH, I'D LIKE THAT-- SEE THE LEAVES CHANGING.

STOP AT FARMERS' MARKETS AND ANTIQUE SHOPS ALONG THE WAY.

SOUNDS LOVELY.

WE'LL MAKE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS WHEN YOU FEEL BETTER.

YOU GET SOME REST NOW.

I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU UP, SO WE'RE GOING TO GO.

WOULD YOU LIKE DAVID TO COME IN BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP

JUST SO THAT YOU COULD THANK HIM?

OH.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

NO. I--I SHOULD.

YEAH, PLEASE ASK HIM TO COME IN.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT.

YOU'LL BE MY SHINY NEW PENNY IN THE MORNING AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

YES, GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE--

I KNOW-- "GREAT."

YEAH.

OKAY.

I NEED TO GO CALL MY WIFE AND KIDS.

OH, VINCENT I'M SO SORRY.

HOW INSENSITIVE OF ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH ME.

I KNOW, YOU'RE SELF-SUFFICIENT. I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.

UH, IRENE WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU FOR A MOMENT, DAVID.

THAT GUY GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

HE JUST HAS A HARD TIME EXPRESSING HIMSELF.

HE EXPRESSES HIMSELF TOO WELL, IF YOU ASK ME.

IT'S OKAY, DAVID. YOU CAN COME IN.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW. PLEASE COME IN.

DAVID, WHAT'S WRONG?

I WAS JUST-- SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

THERE WAS AN INCIDENT, I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO IT.

HELEN, HELEN-- I CALLED AS SOON AS I COULD.

WHAT WAS WITH THAT ROADTRIP CRAP?

SHE'S JUST FEELING A LITTLE SENTIMENTAL.

MENTAL IS MORE LIKE IT.

I MEAN, IMAGINE BEING IN A CAR WITH YOUR SISTERS

ALL THE WAY TO CHARLESTON. SOMEBODY WOULD GET THERE DOA.

HELEN, I HAVE TO GO NOW, OKAY? JUST TELL THE GIRLS I LOVE THEM.

WHY WOULD SHE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

AND HOW COULD WE NOT KNOW ABOUT IT?

WE ALL CARRY OUR SECRETS, I GUESS.

DON'T WE HAVE SECRETS FROM HER?

YOU? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.

YOU TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING.

RIGHT.

LOOK, IF THERE'S MORE. I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

I KNOW. YOU NEVER DID.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

NOTHING.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

I KNOW HOW YOU HATE THAT.

OH. PLEASE CONTINUE.

DON'T SPARE ME.

TELL ME HOW I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL TURMOIL,

YOUR BAD MARRIAGE.

IT'S NOT WHAT DO YOU THINK.

I DON'T NEED THIS.

GO HOME AND DO THIS WITH YOUR HUSBAND.

YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?

YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT WHEN I MARRIED HIM

THAT IT WOULD SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS.

OUR PROBLEMS?

WHAT FATHER DID TO ME IS YOUR PROBLEM, TOO, OLGA.

AND IN SOME STRANGE WAY, I THINK IT'S EVEN BECOME IRENE'S.

WELL, IF SPEWING VITRIOL FOR ETERNITY

IS YOUR WAY OF COMING TO TERMS WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU,

THEN IT'S BECOME EVERYONE'S--

IT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, IT'S WHAT FATHER DID TO ME.

ALL RIGHT. I ACCEPTED THAT A YEAR AGO.

I BELIEVED YOU EVEN THOUGH FATHER

WASN'T HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

YOU INSULT ME IN SO MANY SUBTLE WAYS

AS IF I WAS FATHER'S POSTHUMOUS PERSECUTOR.

WHAT IS THE POINT IN GOING OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

IT'S NOT FINISHED.

IT'S NEVER FINISHED UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT.

I TOLD YOU I DID. BUT I LOVED HIM.

HE WAS MY FATHER, AND HE NEVER DID THOSE THINGS TO ME.

EXACTLY.

HE DIDN'T DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU.

STOP IT NOW, MARCIA.

I HEAR SOMEONE, FATHER.

THERE IS NO ONE. NO ONE.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

IT MEANS YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING TO ME

LONG BEFORE I TOLD YOU.

WHILE YOU WERE A CHILD, WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.

THAT IS A LIE.

AND ON SOME LEVEL YOU WERE JEALOUS.

AND YOU HAVE LIVED--

YOU'RE SO TWISTED.

YOU HAVE LIVED WITH A JEALOUSY, AND THOSE FEELINGS

OF INADEQUACY FOR YEARS, IT'S CREATED A BARRIER

BETWEEN YOU AND IRENE, YOU AND ME, AND YOU AND YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF VINCENT IS SEEING YOU HOME, I MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.

FOR IRENE, IF NOT FOR ME.

WE REALLY HAVEN'T GIVEN HER THE FOUNDATION SHE SPOKE OF TONIGHT.

IT'S A QUICKSAND OF MYTHS AND HALF-TRUTHS.

YOU AND I HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH IT

WITH ENOUGH SUCCESS TO GET BY-- A BITTER FRUSTRATED WOMAN

EXERCISING HER DEMONS WITH VERBAL ASSAULTS

AND A CLOSET LESBIAN, TRYING TO BE THE FATHER SHE LOVED AND HATED.

MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS MY BUSINESS,

AS A NECESSARY SECRET FOR A SCHOOLTEACHER.

YOU WANT TO THINK SO?

BUT WHY HAVE YOU NEVER SHARED IT WITH IRENE,

AND ONLY BY INFERENCE WITH ME?

WHY SHOULD I? WHY EXPOSE MYSELF TO YOUR POP-PSYCHOLOGY?

POOR OLGA HAS TO BE HER FATHER, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LOVE HER ENOUGH TO MOLEST HER?

BULLSHIT.

IS IT?

YES, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY COMPLEXITIES

ENOUGH TO ANALYZE AND CATEGORIZE ME.

ALL RIGHT, THEN SHARE THEM WITH ME.

LET ME SEE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST YOU ENOUGH.

HOW IS SHE NOW, DAVID?

FINE. SHE'S GOING TO SLEEP.

SHOULD WE LOOK IN ON HER?

NO.

JUST LET HER REST. WE'LL SEE HER IN THE MORNING.

DON'T SAY GOOD NIGHT. I'M GOING WITH YOU.

I WASN'T SAYING GOOD NIGHT.

COME, DAVID. LET'S GO HOME.

I LOVE YOU.

WITH THIS RING AND ALL THAT I AM AND ALL THAT I HAVE,

I GIVE MYSELF TO YOU.

ANDREW AUGUSTUS, WITH THIS RING AND ALL THAT I AM

AND ALL THAT I HAVE, I GIVE MYSELF TO YOU.

AS YOU HAVE PLEDGED YOUR LIFE-LONG COMMITMENT,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.

THOSE WHOM GOD HAS JOINED TOGETHER LET NO ONE SEPARATE.

ANDREW, YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.

UH, A MAN IN TRIBECA CUT OFF HIS BEST FRIEND'S THUMB

FOR BEATING HIM AT A GAME OF PINBALL.

HIS BEST FRIEND, HIS THUMB.

UH, A WOMAN IN RIVERDALE WAS RAPED BY A MAN WITH WHOM

SHE HAD REFUSED TO GO TO THE HIGH SCHOOL PROM 10 YEARS AGO.

IMAGINE CARRYING THAT KIND OF RESENTMENT AROUND FOR 10 YEARS.

UHHH, THREE CARMELITE NUNS IN BROOKLYN--

WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

HUH, WHAT?

I DON'T GIVE A CONTORTIONIST'S FUCK

ABOUT THREE CARMELITE NUNS IN BROOKLYN.

I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU, GARY.

WELL, I'M THE ONLY ONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE SHARING

THIS ROOM WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

I WAS READING TO MYSELF.

AT 50 DECIBELS?

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT CALLED THE "READING OUT LOUD ROOM"

OR THE "ATROCITIES ROOM,"

IT'S CALLED THE "FACULTY LOUNGE," WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOUNGE.

WHY DON'T YOU GRADE YOUR PAPERS IN YOUR OFFICE?

BECAUSE I AM NOT DISTURBING ANYONE.

IF YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED SILENT READING SKILLS,

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR OFFICE?

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.

WHAT? WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU UNDERSTAND, OLD MAN?

YOUR SHORT TEMPER AND YOUR POOR MANNERS,

I SHOULD SAY SHORTER AND POORER.

I UNDERSTAND WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM, "OLD MAN".

REALLY? ENLIGHTEN ME.

PERHAPS A CERTAIN JEALOUSY OVER A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY'S INTEREST

IN A CERTAIN OTHER YOUNG MAN.

OR HIS IN HER.

WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? YOU STUPID OLD FOOL.

YOU SHIT.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING, I JUST DROPPED A BOOK.

FIFTEEN-FOOT GRAVITY DEFYING DROP.

I'LL BE SURE TO CALL RIPLEY'S WHEN I GET BACK TO MY OFFICE.

YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME.

AND WATCH YOU BECOME ONE OF YOUR PRECIOUS HEADLINES.

"UH, ENGLISH PROFESSOR KILLED BY FLYING POLITICAL SCIENCE TEXT."

I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THE POST MORTEM SATISFACTION.

SHEESH.

I'VE GOT PAPERS TO GRADE.

WELL, DON'T LET US FORCE YOU OUT.

I WORK BETTER IN MY OFFICE.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU STAY AND JOIN US.

WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE PARTY.

OH, REALLY?

ANOTHER SOUL STRIPPING TRIBAL DANCE BY THE PRIOR FAMILY,

WHAT'S THE SPECIAL OCCASION?

IT'S A BABY SHOWER FOR ANDREW AND NANCY.

OH GOD, HAVE THEY PERFORMED AMNIOCENTESIS

TO FIND OUT WHAT SPECIES IT'S GOING TO BE?

MR. SOKOL, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU RESPONDING TO AN INVITATION

BY INSULTING ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY INCLUDING THE UNBORN.

YOU THINK BEING CHANCELLOR ENTITLES YOU

TO GIVE ME LESSONS IN DEPORTMENT?

YES, AND I WON'T HAVE YOU THROWING BOOKS

AT OTHER TEACHERS.

THE FUHRER MEETS EMILY POST.

HEIL!

I'LL BE SURE TO STOP BY LATER FOR SOME PRACTICAL LESSONS

IN BEHAVIOR FROM THE REST OF THE FAMILY.

GRR.

INSUFFERABLE LITTLE MAN, HE ALMOST BEGS ME TO FIRE HIM.

OH, HE DOESN'T CARE, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

WHY NOT?

WHAT TRAGEDY IN HIS LIFE HAS DESTROYED HIS MECHANISM FOR SELF-PRESERVATION?

HE SIMPLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE SAME THINGS MOST PEOPLE CARE ABOUT.

MAYBE HE CARES TOO MUCH.

DID HE HURT YOU DOCTOR?

NO, NO. HE'S NOT ANGRY AT ME.

I'M JUST A CONVENIENT TARGET.

WHO IS IT THEN? HUMANITY IN GENERAL?

IT'S MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT.

IT'S ME, ISN'T IT?

YOU? WHY WOULD HE BE ANGRY WITH YOU?

IT IS ME, ISN'T IT DOCTOR?

OH, YOU COULD ONLY BE THE OBJECT OF LOVE TO ANY MAN, MY DARLING, NOT ANGER.

NO, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S INCAPABLE OF LOVE.

EVERY MAN HAS SILENT DREAMS THAT HE DOESN'T SHARE WITH THE WORLD.

DELICATE LONGINGS THAT HE FEARS WILL BE SHATTERED

BY RIDICULE AND SO WHY SHOULD GARY BE IMMUNE TO SUCH FEELINGS?

BECAUSE HE SHOUTS? MAKES SNIDE REMARKS?

THOSE ARE NOT HIS EMOTIONS, THEY ARE HIS HIDING PLACE.

SO THE OBJECT OF LOVE BECOMES THE OBJECTS OF SCORN?

THE OBJECT OF YOUR LOVE BECOMES THE OBJECT OF HIS SCORN.

DAVID.

UH-HMM.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS, DOCTOR?

I KNOW NOTHING MORE THAN YOU DO, MY DEAR.

I SIMPLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUTH WHEN IT PRESENTS ITSELF TO ME.

FORGIVE ME, SWEETHEART, I HAVE SOME PAPERS I HAVE TO ATTEND TO.

OH, WON'T YOU STAY FOR THE PARTY, DOCTOR.

NOTHING ELABORATE, JUST A TOAST TO ANDREW AND NANCY.

PERHAPS, I NEVER OLD YOU THIS, BUT I DESPISE THAT WOMAN.

OH, SO DO WE ALL, BUT, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE COME FOR OUR SAKE.

WE NEED GOOD SPIRITS WHEN SHE'S AROUND, LIKE AT AN EXORCISM.

I WILL DROP BY, MAKE A TOAST TO EVOLUTION.

IN NANCY'S CASE, IT'S A DAMN NECESSITY.

CIAO.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I FORGOT SOME THINGS.

DO YOU WANT TO RUN TO THE MARKET WITH ME?

SURE.

THESE FALL DAYS ARE SO PRECIOUS, AREN'T THEY?

WE NEVER KNOW HOW MANY WE HAVE LEFT UNTIL WINTER.

DAVID AND GARY WERE GOOD FRIENDS.

DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.

I'D HATE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HOSTILITY BETWEEN THEM.

HOSTILITY?

WHAT COULD HAPPEN BETWEEN TWO CIVILIZED EDUCATED MEN,

A CHESS MATCH TO THE DEATH? PLEASE, DON'T BE MORBID.

OH.

BUT IT ISN'T AS IF DAVID AND I WERE THE ROMANCE OF THE CENTURY.

WHAT'S THERE TO BE SO JEALOUS OF?

YOU'RE ENGAGED TO THE MAN, DEAR. AREN'T YOU?

YES.

SO, GARY IS OUT OF LUCK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT,

UNLESS YOU'RE NOT REALLY COMMITTED TO THIS ENGAGEMENT.

OH, OF COURSE, I AM. I AM.

BUT THE INTENSITY OF MY FEELINGS--

NOBODY KNOWS THE INTENSITY OF YOUR FEELINGS AND NOBODY SHOULD.

IT'S NOT PUBLISHED WITH THE MARRIAGE BANDS.

SO, DON'T EXPECT GARY TO BE LESS JEALOUS,

BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE DAVID AS MUCH AS YOU THINK YOU SHOULD.

AS MUCH AS HE LOVES ME?

SOMEHOW, OVER TIME IT EQUALIZES ITSELF.

LOVE IS NEVER THE WAY IT'S PRESENTED IN FICTION.

WE ARRIVE AT IT WITH SO LITTLE EXPERIENCE

AND SO MANY FALSE EXPECTATIONS, DON'T AGONIZE OVER IT, TRUST YOUR DECISION.

BUT IT ISN'T ME I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

I HAVE NO ILLUSIONS ANYMORE.

I'M NOT EXPECTING A WHITE KNIGHT.

IT'S DAVID--HE DESERVES BETTER.

DAVID HAS DONE QUITE WELL FOR HIMSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HE'S WON A PRIZE WITH YOU.

HE'S GRABBED THE RING ON THE CAROUSEL.

BRASS, NO TIMBRE, NO SPARKLE.

I'M SETTLING FOR SECURITY WITH HIM AND HE KNOWS IT.

HOW DOES HE KNOW IT?

I TOLD HIM.

DARLING, DISCRETION IS CALLED FOR, EVEN IN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS.

DON'T MAKE HONESTY AN EXCUSE FOR UNBURDENING YOURSELF

OF UNWANTED THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS.

THAT'S WHAT YOUR SISTER DOES, AND HER MARRIAGE HAS BECOME A SIDESHOW.

THANK YOU.

MARCIA.

STOP.

I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HELEN TODAY--AN UNPLEASANT ONE.

ABOUT US?

YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT US?

I COULDN'T START OUR LIFE TOGETHER WITH A LIE.

WHAT IS THE TRUTH, ANYWAY?

SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A VERBALIZATION

OF OUR SURFACE INSECURITIES AND FEARS, BUT ONCE SPOKEN THE WORDS DEFINE A REALITY.

THAT IS THE REALITY I NEED TO INHABIT RIGHT NOW.

OLGA, I'M IN RECOVERY.

I'M FIGHTING TO STAY OUT OF THAT WORLD OF DRUGS AND DELUSIONS THAT I INHABITED.

AND HONEST WORDS, NO MATTER HOW IMPERFECT,

ARE MY ONLY TOOL FOR GETTING BACK

AND FOR KEEPING MY WORLD STRAIGHT.

CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YES.

WE WANT TO MOVE TO CHARLESTON.

CHARLESTON?

WHY NOT? WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT ALL THESE YEARS.

DAVID CAN GET A JOB IN THE PHILOSOPHY DEPARTMENT AT THE COLLEGE.

WE CAN STAY IN THE HOUSE.

THAT IS, IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU AND MARCIA AND ANDREW.

YES, YES OF COURSE, WHY NOT?

THE CURRENT LEASE IS UP IN A MONTH OR TWO; YOU COULD MOVE IN,

MAKE A REAL HOME OF IT AGAIN.

COMPLETE THE SISTERS WHO VISIT AND STAY TOO LONG.

NO. NEVER TOO LONG.

OH, MY GOD. RIGHT IN THE COURTYARD.

HOW INDISCREET?

NO, SOMETHING'S WRONG.

VINCENT'S LEAVING TODAY.

FOR WHERE?

WHERE DOESN'T MATTER, WHY IS THE QUESTION.

BALTIMORE. MY WORK HERE IS FINISHED.

HIS WORK HAS VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH IT.

WHAT, YOU'RE STILL HERE?

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?

NEVER. HE'S NEVER COMING BACK.

AT LEAST NOT TO ME, NOT TO US.

MARCIA.

I'M SORRY. MAYBE I WAS WRONG.

WAS I--WAS I WRONG? CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.

ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.

THIS WASN'T MY IDEA.

IF THIS HAS TO END WITH OPEN WOUNDS FOR YOU, GO AHEAD.

ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T-- IT WASN'T VINCENT'S EITHER.

IT WAS HIS POOR CRAZY WIFE'S IDEA.

YOU DON'T MIND IF I CALL HER THAT DO YOU.

IT SEEMS THAT CRAZY HELEN WAS PRAYING ONE DAY

AND GOD TOLD HER TO TAKE HER TWO LITTLE GIRLS

AWAY FROM THEIR SLUT MONGERING FATHER.

SO, IT WAS REALLY GOD'S IDEA. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME?

EVEN A CERTIFIABLE LOONY LIKE HELEN WOULD WIN CUSTODY

OF THE GIRLS IN A DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS WHAT WOULD VINCENT

HAVING BOFFED ME A FEW TIMES A WEEK FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW.

BETTER A CRAZY MOTHER THAN A CORRUPT FATHER, I GUESS.

MARCIA STOP THIS.

END IT WITH SOME DIGNITY.

I'M ALL OUT. BUT I'M ALMOST THROUGH.

SO, DIVORCING CRAZY HELEN WAS OUT BECAUSE VINCENT

LOVES HIS GIRLS AND CRAZY HELEN KNOWS THAT.

AND MURDERING CRAZY HELEN WAS OUT BECAUSE VINCENT'S

ONE OF THOSE SENSITIVE HUSBANDS, SO THAT LEFT DESERTING ME.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, MARCIA. YOU KNOW THIS IS TEARING ME UP.

OH, I KNOW. I KNOW. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH, RIGHT?

LIKE UM, LIKE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL FATHER USED TO SAY,

"YOU CAN HAVE EITHER THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY

OR THE GLAZED EASTER EGG."

BUT I CRIED FOR BOTH AND I GOT NOTHING.

SO, YOU SEE, YOU'RE RIGHT, VINCENT.

YOU'RE DOING THE SENSIBLE THING.

I CAN'T GIVE UP MY GIRLS, YOU KNOW.

IT'S NOT SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE DEPRIVED OF THEIR COMPANY.

IT'S NOT THAT SELFISH.

I CAN'T HAVE THEM GROWING UP UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THEIR MOTHER.

THEY'RE SUCH GOOD, BRIGHT GIRLS.

IT WOULD JUST BE TOO DESTRUCTIVE FOR THEM.

SO, I HAVE TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE.

AND UNFORTUNATELY SO DOES MARCIA.

IF THERE WERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD BEAR THIS ALONE, BELIEVE ME I WOULD.

I'VE ENJOYED MAKING YOUR ACQUAINTANCE AGAIN AS ADULTS AND, UM,

I HOPE THAT MY GIRLS GROW UP TO BE AS CLOSE

AND MUTUALLY SUPPORTIVE AS YOU THREE SISTERS.

AND I LOVE YOUR SISTER, DEEPLY.

OTHERWISE IT NEVER WOULD HAVE COME TO THIS.

I HOPE YOU BELIEVE THAT.

OF COURSE WE DO, VINCENT.

YES, VINCENT, OF COURSE.

GOODBYE, OLGA.

I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE A FINE CHANCELLOR.

THANK YOU, VINCENT. GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

GOODBYE, IRENE.

I HOPE YOU AND DAVID WILL BE HAPPY.

THANK YOU.

I HOPE YOU WILL BE TOO.

MARCIA, WOULD YOU WALK ME OUT? HELP ME FIND A CAB?

I SEE. OKAY.

WELL.

GOODBYE, MY GIRL.

MARCIA? PLEASE.

VINCENT.

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

I'M ALL RIGHT. OKAY?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, WE'LL PUT YOU IN A CAB.

HE'S GONE.

FOUR MONTHS.

ALL LOVE SONGS MUST BE WRITTEN DURING THE FIRST FOUR MONTHS OF A RELATIONSHIP.

IT HAD TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY, MARCIA.

YOU KNEW THAT.

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PREPARED FOR THIS.

YES.

THE SAME WAY I'M PREPARED FOR THE EVENTUALITY OF DEATH,

THAT'S HOW PREPARED I AM.

"THOUGH LOVERS BE LOST, LOVE SHALL NOT."

YOU'LL GET BETTER. SLOWLY.

REALLY? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?

DON'T TURN ON ME JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UPSET.

NO, REALLY. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT.

CONSOLE ME WITH YOUR VAST STOREHOUSE OF EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE.

IF YOU NEED TO SWIM IN YOUR OWN BILE TO REVIVE YOUR SPIRITS,

GO AHEAD, BUT DO IT BY YOURSELF.

MARCIA, SHE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU.

OH, YEAH, THE SAME WAY SHE ALWAYS TRIES

TO HELP WITH HER INTELLECTUAL PLATITUDES

AND LITERARY ALLUSIONS-- A LITTLE MILTON

OR EDNA SAINT VINCENT MILLAY WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN.

YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER LOVED SOMEONE

AND HAD TO SAY GOODBYE AND GET ON WITH HER LIFE?

JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T PARADED ALL MY LOVERS BY YOU,

AND ARGUED WITH THEM AND CRIED OR--

DON'T PARADE ALL OF THEM. PARADE JUST ONE.

ARGUE WITH AND CRY OVER JUST ONE FOR ME?

NO, HISTRIONICS ARE YOUR DEPARTMENT.

STOP IT. BOTH OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THERE IS A SPACE BETWEEN HISTRIONICS AND COLD TIT.

TRY INHABITING IT SOMETIME.

I HAVE. YOU JUST WEREN'T PRESENT WHEN IT HAPPENED.

WHEN I FALL IN LOVE, NO ONE SMILES AND CONGRATULATES.

THEY SMIRK AND DISPARAGE AND WHEN THE AFFAIR'S OVER,

NO ONE CONSOLES.

THEY SIGH WITH RELIEF AND CALL IT INEVITABLE.

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, OLGA.

NEITHER WOULD I.

I WONDER.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER TRUSTED US ENOUGH TO TEST US?

I'M SORRY ABOUT VINCENT, MARCIA.

I KNOW HOW MUCH--

I'M JUST REALLY SORRY.

THANK YOU.

DON'T BE NERVOUS.

YOU JUST TELL THEM IT'S GOOD NEWS.

GOOD NEWS. GOOD NEWS.

OKAY.

WELL, I HAVE GOOD NEWS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. WHAT IS IT?

THE AGING PROCESS.

SO WHERE'S THE BARRACUDA?

ARE YOU REFERRING TO MY WIFE? YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW?

THE MOTHER OF YOU NEPHEW?

I'M NOT RELATED TO FETUSES REGARDLESS OF GENDER,

BUT YES I WAS REFERRING TO THAT WOMAN.

FUCK YOU.

ANDREW, PLEASE.

SHE'S TOO MUCH.

SHE TREATS MY MARRIAGE WITH THE SAME IRREVERENCE SHE TREATS HER OWN.

ANDREW, LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S UPSET RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW? SHE'S ALWAYS UPSET.

IT'S A CONSTANT STATE.

AND HER FAVORITE, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE ANOTHER IF YOU PAID HER.

IT'S STRANGE, WE SEEM TO BE GROWING MORE ALIKE--

THAT'S A DISTURBING THOUGHT.

AS WE GROW FURTHER APART.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?

VINCENT HAD TO--

STOP. DON'T.

VINCENT WHAT?

VINCENT'S WIFE MADE ANOTHER FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT SUICIDE

THIS TIME BY HOLDING A PAPER BAG OVER HER HEAD?

VINCENT'S DAUGHTERS PLACED FIRST AND SECOND IN THE GLORIOUS YOUTH COMPETITION.

VINCENT SMILED. VINCENT BURPED.

I'M SORRY TO HAVE OVERBURDENED YOU WITH THE INCONSEQUENTIALS

OF MY AFFAIR WITH VINCENT.

I DID IT TO AVOID THE DEEPER ISSUES

I WASN'T COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING WITH YOU.

YOU'VE BECOME A STRANGER TO ME, ANDREW.

A GENETIC ACQUAINTANCE.

MARCIA, STOP. SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

YES, SHE DOES. THAT IS TRUE FOR ALL OF YOU.

YOU'VE ALL MADE ME A STRANGER, SIMPLY BECAUSE I MADE

ONE DECISION WITHOUT YOUR APPROVAL.

DON'T CONGRATULATE YOURSELF TOO HEARTILY,

YOU STUPID LITTLE BOY FOR MARRYING THAT LOW-LIFE BITCH.

SHUT UP.

GOOD ANSWER.

YOU THINK WE FULFILL OURSELVES BY FOLLOWING YOU THROUGH LIFE,

WIPING YOUR ASS AT EVERY TURN? DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.

IF YOU COULD MAKE ONE INTELLIGENT DECISION

BY YOURSELF, WE COULD DEVOTE OURSELVES TO WORTHIER PURSUITS.

LIKE EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS?

THAT'S A DANGEROUS TOPIC FOR YOU.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO COME TO THIS EVERY TIME WE'RE TOGETHER?

BECAUSE WE'VE LEARNED EACH OTHER'S COMBAT SKILLS

IN ORDER TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM EACH OTHER.

WHY WE CAN'T WE LEARN SOMETHING POSITIVE FROM EACH OTHER,

OR IS THAT TOO RADICAL AN IDEA FOR THIS FAMILY?

YOU'RE RIGHT, DARLING. WE SHOULD ALL LEARN FROM YOU.

I CAME HERE WITH GOOD NEWS.

WHAT, ANDREW? TELL US YOUR NEWS.

WELL, IT'S REALLY KIND OF A SURPRISE.

WHAT IS THIS?

$175,000?

FOR EACH OF US.

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

FROM THE HOUSE IN CHARLESTON.

WHAT?

I SOLD THE HOUSE IN CHARLESTON.

YOU SOLD THE HOUSE?

YES.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT WITHOUT EVEN CONSULTING YOUR SISTERS?

I'M THE EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE.

OH, ANDREW.

I'M THE EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE.

I DON'T HAVE TO CONSULT YOU FOR EVERY DECISION I MAKE.

NO, BUT I'M SURE YOU CONSULTED YOUR WIFE.

NO ONE WANTS TO BE BOTHERED WITH THE DETAILS

OF MAINTAINING THE HOUSE, OF INTERVIEWING

PROSPECTIVE TENANTS, OF COLLECTING THE RENT.

THOSE RESPONSIBILITIES, YOU TACITLY ENTRUST TO ME

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO A DECISION OF ANY MAGNITUDE--

ANDREW, LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

I SUPPOSE YOU FELT YOU MADE SUCH A SUCCESS OF THAT OTHER GREAT

DECISION IN YOUR LIFE, YOUR MARRIAGE, THAT YOU WERE SUDDENLY

QUALIFIED TO SELL OUR HOUSE WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION?

I'M A GROWN MAN NOW.

I DON'T NEED TO.

YES, YOU DO.

YOU DON'T ASSUME YOUR MATURITY WITH THOUGHTLESS INCONSIDERATE ACTS.

THAT'S NOT MANHOOD; IT'S BRUTISHNESS.

IF I HAD PRESENTED IT TO YOU, WE WOULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT

ENDLESSLY, FOUGHT OVER IT, AND NEVER REACHED A DECISION.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR CHOICE, NOT YOUR CHOICE.

NO, NO I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

I'M STARTING MY FAMILY NOW.

I'M NOT GOING TO BE TIED TO THAT HOUSE

AND YOUR APRON'S STRINGS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

DON'T YOU DARE THROW YOUR NANCYISMS IN OUR FACES.

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE TIED TO US, WE'RE YOUR SISTERS.

IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE, ANYWAY.

YOU DID IT FOR THE MONEY.

I HAVE MY CHILD TO THINK OF. THAT'S THE FUTURE.

THE HOUSE IS A THING OF THE PAST.

IRENE AND DAVID WERE PLANNING ON MOVING INTO THE HOUSE

AFTER THEY GOT MARRIED. DID YOU KNOW THAT?

NOW YOU WEREN'T SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THAT WAY, WERE YOU?

WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WE SPOKE ABOUT DRIVING DOWN, REMEMBER?

YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS JUST--

JUST DELUSIONS OF A SICK GIRL?

NO, I MEANT IT AND IF YOU WERE JUST WEAVING A SICK BED FANTASY

FOR ME, I BELIEVED IT SO COMPLETELY, IT MADE ME STRONGER

AND GAVE ME HOPE FOR THE FUTURE AND I THOUGHT I HAD ONE, TOO,

YOU KNOW, EVEN IF IT WAS TIED TO MY PAST.

I'M SORRY.

I HAD NO IDEA.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

YOU'VE ALL PATTED ME ON THE HEAD SO MANY TIMES;

YOU CONSIDER IT SUSTENANCE.

WE CAN STILL GO DOWN.

WHAT'S THERE FOR US NOW, ANDREW?

WHEN YOU SOLD THE HOUSE, SO MUCH WENT WITH IT.

FATHER SAID WE SHOULD BE LIKE ONE HEART BEATING IN FOUR BODIES.

DID HE?

NO, OF COURSE HE DIDN'T.

REAL ESTATE MARKET HASN'T BEEN THIS GOOD IN YEARS.

I COULDN'T PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY.

SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND'S A GREAT PRICE.

YES, A VERY GREAT PRICE.

TAKE IT.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

DID YOU TELL THEM?

HE TOLD US.

ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS?

OH SPARE US, HE TRIED THAT ONE ALREADY.

$700,000 IS A GREAT PRICE.

THE MARKET HAS NOT BEEN THIS GOOD IN YEARS.

ANDREW KNEW HE COULDN'T PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY--

THE OPPORTUNITY, YES. WE HEARD THE SPIEL.

LET'S JUST HAVE OUR LITTLE PARTY AND GET IT OVER WITH, SHALL WE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME A PARTY.

NOBODY'S FORCING YOU.

ANDREW, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO HOME, HUH?

IF YOU WANT TO.

NONSENSE. DAVID'S COMING AND DOCTOR CHEBRIN AND HARRY.

AND VINCENT.

NO. NO. HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

NEITHER WILL I.

BUT YOU MUST EVEN THOUGH THE PARTY'S NOT FOR YOU, ANYWAY.

IT'S FOR OUR LITTLE UNBORN NEPHEW.

GOD SAVE HIM FROM YOUR GENES.

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY CHILD LIKE THAT.

HE'S NOT A CHILD YET, DEAR, JUST SOME PROTOPLASM

DOING THE BACKSTROKE IN YOUR UTERUS.

BESIDES, I'M SURE HE COULDN'T EVEN HEAR ME.

YOU REALLY HATE ME, DON'T YOU?

NO. NOT AT ALL.

DO YOU HATE A DOG FOR PEEING ON THE CARPET?

OF COURSE NOT. SHE CAN'T HELP IT.

IT'S HER NATURE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO LEAVE HER OUTSIDE.

YOU REALLY HATE ME.

IS THAT YOUR GOAL?

BECAUSE I JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE YOU.

MARCIA, STOP IT. YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS TOO MUCH.

ANDREW, ARE YOU GOING TO LET HER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?

YOU WANT ME TO BELT HER? I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD HELP.

I WOULD LIKE TO GO.

WE WON'T BE SPENDING MUCH TIME TOGETHER AFTER MY CHILD IS BORN.

DON'T KEEP BRINGING UP THAT CHILD

OR SOMEONE JUST MIGHT ASK YOU WHO THE FATHER IS.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID, I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN MAKING YOUR WAY

THROUGH THE SCHOOL ORCHESTRA.

WHERE WERE YOU FIVE MONTHS AGO, THE STRING SECTION?

YOU BITCH. YOU FUCKED UP--

LET HER, ANDREW. LET HER SHOW HER ROOTS.

YEAH. I'M TEMPTED.

GET OFF ME.

HAPPY?

ARE YOU?

YOU HYPOCRITICAL BITCH.

IF YOU WERE CAPABLE OF CONCEIVING,

YOU'D BE PREGNANT WITH THAT DAGO'S ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD.

XENOPHOBIA AND REDUNDANCIES, ALL IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

GO TO THE BACK OF THE CLASS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE USUAL.

TELL HIM WHY, ANDREW.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FESTIVE OCCASION.

IT IS AND WE'RE ALL DOING WHAT WE ENJOY MOST.

OH, I CAN IMAGINE WHAT THAT WAS FOR YOU.

YOU SURPASSED YOURSELF TODAY.

SO DID YOU.

THAT BITCH IS EVIL.

OLGA, WHY CAN'T YOU CONTROL THESE SITUATIONS?

YOU'D HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

REGARDLESS, OLGA.

APPARENTLY, HARRY MADE YOU CLASS MONITOR

AND YOU FELL SHORT OF HIS EXPECTATIONS.

I'M LEAVING.

I'VE TRIED TO BE PART OF THIS FAMILY.

I HAVE TRIED TO UNDERSTAND YOU AND BE PATIENT--

IRENE, STOP PLAYING THE GOD-DAMMED THING.

I HAVE TRIED TO BE PATIENT WITH YOUR "ECCENTRICITIES,"

AS ANDREW CALLS THEM.

BUT I THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL JUST LOW, MEAN

AND NOT NEARLY SO SMART OR HIGH-CLASS

AS YOU THINK YOU ARE OR AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

YOU KNOW, WITH SOME ASSISTANCE FROM THE BOOK

OF SYNONYMS AND ANTONYMS, THAT WOULDN'T BE A BAD SPEECH.

SHUT UP. THAT'S JUST WHAT I MEAN.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU ILLUSTRATE YOUR POINT.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR FAMILY ANYMORE.

I'M STARTING MY OWN FAMILY.

AND ANDREW, YOU NEED TO DECIDE WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO BE PART OF.

DRAMATIC PAUSE.

GO AHEAD, ANDREW.

YOU MADE YOUR DECISION WHEN YOU GAVE US THESE.

WHAT IS THAT?

UH, MAD MONEY.

HOW APPROPRIATE FOR YOU.

IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF THERE.

JESUS--

DO NOT JESUS ME, ANDREW. YOU GET ME A FUCKING CAB.

JESUS ME.

OH, LEAVE HER ALONE, HARRY, THIS ISN'T THE TIME.

WHY NOT? ANDREW WILL BE BACK.

HE ALWAYS FORGIVES HER.

ASSUMING I'M THE ONE REQUIRING FORGIVENESS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

VINCENT LEFT.

ANDREW SOLD THE HOUSE IN CHARLESTON.

OH MY GOD.

PEOPLE IN 12-STEP PROGRAMS ARE SO ANNOYINGLY HONEST.

IT'S QUITE BARBARIC, REALLY.

I SEE.

WHAT DO YOU SEE, YOU FOOLISH LITTLE MAN?

I'M SUPPOSED TO OPEN MY ARMS TO YOU NOW.

PLEASE DON'T BOTHER.

AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED.

I'M SUPPOSED TO WELCOME YOU BACK.

SO IF YOU SUPPOSED--

I'M SUPPOSED TO WELCOME YOU BACK AND FORGIVE YOU.

HARRY, HARRY.

IF YOU WANT TO WITHHOLD APPROVAL,

INTIMIDATE AND GIVE REWARDS AND PUNISHMENTS, BUY A DOG.

OH, THE "LITTLE MOTHER" HASN'T ARRIVED YET?

"THE LITTLE MOTHER," AS YOU SO APPROPRIATELY CALL HER,

HAS COME AND GONE.

I MISSED THE TOAST.

WE ALL DID, DOCTOR.

WE DON'T NEED THE HOUSE.

WE COULD STAY AT MY APARTMENT AND LATER--

LATER. IT'S ALWAYS LATER.

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, IRENE, YOU'LL SEE.

I KNOW. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO POSTPONE GRATIFICATION.

MAKE CONCESSIONS.

BUT IF WE GET TOO FAR FROM WHAT WE PLANNED FOR OURSELVES,

IF CONCESSIONS AND COMPROMISE BECOME OUR LIFE,

WE DISAPPEAR WITH OUR ASPIRATIONS.

SWEETIE, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING SUCH THOUGHTS.

AM I, DOCTOR?

YES. IT'S ALL TRUE, OF COURSE.

BUT DARLING, YOU SHOULDN'T REALIZE IT 'TIL MUCH LATER.

YOUR CYNICISM IS DISCOURAGING, DOCTOR.

I'M NOT DISCOURAGING HER.

I'M ENCOURAGING HER TO KEEP HER DELUSIONS.

YOU NEED THEM WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG.

I'VE HAD THEM FOR SO LONG, I'VE OUTGROWN THEM, PREMATURELY.

AND I'VE SWORN OFF ALL SUBSTITUTES THAT I FOUND.

SO, WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME?

FILL THE VOID WITH LOVE.

FILL THE VOID WITH LOVE.

A CONVENIENT PHILOSOPHY FOR YOU TO ESPOUSE.

I WASN'T ADDRESSING YOU.

WHERE IS OUR TOAST? WE WERE GOING TO TOAST NEW LIFE.

NOW, WE'LL TOAST LOVE AND HOPE.

THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING.

I'LL GET THE GLASSES.

MR. SOKOL. WON'T YOU JOIN US IN OUR TOAST?

CERTAINLY.

WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?

TO LOVE AND HOPE AND THE SUGARPLUM FAIRY.

MR. SOKOL, YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THE ESPRIT D'TOAST THIS EVENING.

WHY NOT JUST LEAVE US TO OUR COMFORTING RITUAL.

NO, NO. I'D LIKE TO JOIN YOU.

MAYBE THIS WILL BE MY TICKET TO FOOL'S PARADISE.

WHY DON'T YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?

NO ONE INVITED YOU.

DAVID.

ACTUALLY THE SISTERS DID EARLIER, TO TOAST THE EXPECTANT MOTHER.

ALTHOUGH NOW, I SEE IT'S SHIFTED TO THE DISTRAUGHT FIANCEE.

WE WERE JUST BEING POLITE, MR. SOKOL.

NOT REALIZING THE EXTENT OF YOUR BITTERNESS AND DEPRAVITY.

NOW, THERE IS A TOAST. TO BITTERNESS AND DEPRAVITY.

THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, RIGHT, DOCTOR?

MR. SOKOL, YOU REALLY SHOULD LEAVE.

YES. PLEASE DO.

TO LOVE AND HOPE.

YES.

TO LOVE AND HOPE.

TO LOVE AND HOPE.

GARY.

NO, NO.

GARY, STOP.

STOP THIS.

STOP IT.

NO.

STOP THEM.

OH MY GOD, HE'S NOT MOVING?

CAREFUL. DON'T MOVE HIM.

DR., CALL A PARAMEDIC.

OH, MY GOD.

GOD, DAMN IT. SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE.

YES.

WAIT. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO, DARLING.

HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT NOW, DARLING.

HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T WE JUST WAIT IN HERE?

SEE, EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL, OKAY.

HE'S FALLEN AND STRUCK HIS HEAD. HE'S UNCONSCIOUS.

YES, HE'S BLEEDING.

WHY DON'T YOU PLAY SOMETHING, DEAR?

HERE. COME ON.

THE SECURITY WILL BRING YOU TO US.

YES, PLEASE HURRY.

DAVID. DAVID.

HE'S OVER HERE.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME. JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY.

MARCIA?

MARCIA, I'LL TAKE HER.

NO, FATHER. WE HAVE HER. SHE'S SAFE WITH US.

WE HAVE HER. SHE'S SAFE WITH US.

ALL RIGHT?

YES.

JUST TAKE HIM UP.

DAVID.

STRAP HIM. STOP.

WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MAN?

I AM. HE'S MY HUSBAND.

DAVID.

HE HAS A SERIOUS CONCUSSION, MA'AM.

HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

YES, HE CAN. I'M HERE, DAVID.

UH.

HE HEARS ME.

STRAP HIM IN.

EASY UP.

EASY.