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You should know who I really am.

You wanna guess?

I don't know.

Your old school chum, Lex Luthor.

Lex Luthor is forcing me to marry him.

I object!

Superboy!

Right on schedule! Ah-ah-ah-ah,

that's close enough Superboy!

He's got the gun!

Say cheese!

You killed him!

That was the plan, my dear wife.

He's still alive, Professor.

But?

He'll never walk again.

My darling bride, I promise you

a wedding night to cherish in your memories.

This'll put the honey in the honeymoon.

This is what I think of our honeymoon!

You twisted, vicious-- you crippled super boy!

Yes, I can't tell you how heartbroken I am about that.

I never intended for him to live.

How can you have so much hatred in you?

I don't hate you.

Haven't you ever just cared about anyone?

Or were you born a monster?

Well, once a long time ago when I was

a little boy, I found this puppy real sweet

cuddly little guy. I loved that puppy.

I truly did. So I broke his neck.

I feel so sorry for you, Lex.

No, my dear, it's I who feels sorry for you.

You're going to pay for that.

No. Superboy'll pay for that.

Superboy, can you hear me?

Professor Peterson.

How do you feel?

Considering the circumstances, terrible.

My powers are mostly gone.

How am I gonna find Lana and help her

without my full powers?

Hey, this is what I'm hearing from superboy,

you're giving up? I'm getting you

out of here tomorrow and taking you

to a rehabilitation center. That's where you should be.

Not bad, not bad at all. Nice tan.

Mcalister productions Andy mcalister speaking.

Writer, producer, director.

Andy, what are you doing?

I'm casting for this movie I wrote.

You're what?

Yeah, it's great! Clark, you gotta get down here.

There's some serious babes!

Andy, I'm going to be away for a while.

This is very important. I need you to cover for me,

for at least a couple of weeks.

Now you gotta let them know

down at the Shuster Herald.

Well, what, are you going away with Lana

for a little while?

No, no, no, that's not it.

But I just can't tell you what it's about right now.

Hey, no problem.

Big guy, it's cool, don't worry.

Uh did you hear about Superboy?

He's supposed to be in some serious trouble

in some hospital or something. They're not saying a lot.

You know anything?

No, I haven't found out much about that.

Well, hey, if you do, let me know, you know.

I hope he's okay.

I got a small part for him too.

Yeah, yeah I'll do that. Hey--hey thanks, Andy.

Hey, no problem.

I've been watching you.

Yeah? So what else is new?

I wanna hire you.

You wanna hire me?

I want you to be my assistant. My escort.

Run a few errands. That sort of thing.

A thousand a week? Make it two thousand.

Honey, I've been waiting for my ship

to come in, and, uh, you just docked.

All aboard.

Some champagne, my beloved?

Over your dead body.

Hmm, I like that.

Hello?

Yeah, it's all set.

Oh, I wish I could be there to see it.

I suppose I'd be recognized.

All that trouble to get a new face

wasted thanks to Superboy.

And how are we tonight?

Fine.

Good.

Da-da-da-daaa! Surprise! Superboy!

I'm so glad you could drop in for our wedding!

So sad you're missing the reception.

But as you can see, it's very swank,

very plush, very romantic.

Perfect place to begin a honeymoon,

don't you think?

I bet you wish you were here.

Hey, Superboy, watch this.

It's gonna take a real man to give her

everything she deserves. You know what I mean,

super wimp?

No!

None of it's true! I hate him!

I'll never give in to him Superboy!

I love it when you play hard to get!

And oh, we're so sorry you can't walk anymore,

but perhaps you can crawl!

-Maybe you're crawling right now. -Lana!

-Crawl. Crawl. -Lana!

-Crawl! -No!

You're nothing. You're broken and useless

and wasted, and I've got your girl!

-Da-da-da-daaa! -Lana! No!

And there's nothing you can ever do

to get her back!

No!

And the state police haven't been able

to find out anything either?

Well, they've called in the FBI,

and they're following up every lead they can.

We've gotta find Lana. And we've gotta get

my powers back.

What if we can't do it?

What if I'm like this for the rest of my life?

Hey, I've never heard you like this.

I'm here to help you, I'm here to help you

find a way out of this.

But if our therapy is to work,

you've got to pull yourself together.

Hey!

I tell ya. The nurses told me.

The doctor told me. Now I see it

and I still don't believe it. I'm Wally Jones.

I know who you are. I understand you're

going into rehab right away.

Yeah.

Eh, good choice. That's what I did.

You got a good doctor here, Superboy.

You work hard, and you're gonna do it.

Looking at you gives me a lot

more hope than I had five minutes ago.

Okay. Just promise me one thing.

Name it.

When you're flying again, take a spin for me.

You got it.

Superboy, one question, please. What do the doctors

say about your condition?

Oh, Superboy!

Superboy, do you know of Lana LAN's whereabouts?

Oh, how nice! Your old boyfriend!

Is that a sad face I see on the Boy of Steel?

Aw, is him sad?

Would you just stop it, Lex?

Lana, I have a big surprise!

Darla, Lana. Lana, Darla.

Darla's our new friend. She's going to be staying with us.

She's very sweet, very nice, very playful, very inventive.

Maybe Darla can teach Lana some of our new little naughty games.

Well, she's just your type, Lex.

I can just imagine what kind of games she plays.

Hey, look! You don't know who you're

messing with here, chick!

Look, I'm really not in a good mood.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, woman. No, woman.

Now, now, now, now, now. Shh.

Well, now that you two have gotten

know each other a little better,

I'm sure we're gonna get along just fine.

Just fine!

Darling Darla, luscious Lana, and lovable Lex.

A nice, happy family. Life is sweet.

Well, I'm afraid we're gonna have

to leave for a while, my dear.

Darla and I have some business to attend to.

Some fun business.

This is a portable model of the superboy gun.

I designed it myself before

my untimely resignation at Eckworth Industries.

It's a surprise for Superboy.

You think he'll like it?

In five, four, three, two, one!

If you please? Thank you.

Good evening, and welcome to news break.

The infamous Lex Luthor and his new bride,

the former Lana Lang are enjoying a fabulous honeymoon.

Seems the happy couple just

can't get enough of each other.

Meanwhile superboy, that bastion of truth

and justice is just twiddling his thumbs.

We're gonna send you a get well card!

Look at him, how he's tormenting me like this!

Luthor's on the rampage

while I'm sitting here useless!

You're making progress.

It's not good enough. I've gotta find out

where he is and get to him.

Wait a minute the tape. That's it, the tape.

What are you talking about?

The video tape Luthor made!

It was taken where he's holding Lana.

So?

If I had my full powers back,

I could scrutinize the tape.

There's gotta be something in it that can help us.

But your powers are still weakened.

That's why I've gotta get them back.

I wanna try the wood again.

Try this.

Heh, hey!

We're getting something.

To enjoy this moment of joy, and oh,

we're so sorry you can't walk anymore.

Wait a minute. Go back.

Right there.

Very well, hope you enjoy this moment of joy.

It's, it's funny Lana's eyes are blinking.

Almost in rhythm.

Like some kind of code.

I can hardly see her eyes moving at all.

It's right there. She's trying to tell us

where she is in morse code. F-I-F-T-H!

Fifth and cypress! That's it! Way to go, Lana!

A visitor at this hour? Go see who it is.

I'm here for Lex Luthor.

Superboy! What a delightful surprise!

This is a citizen's arrest, I'm taking you in.

A citizen's arrest?

Well, well, well, look at you.

Regular iron sides.

I watch all the reruns. My, my, my,

but you're looking well, Superboy.

You been copping some rays, have you?

You murdered Warren Eckworth, and then assumed his appearance.

So I did. So I did.

And Leo, your friend.

Leo?

My friend. I have no friends.

Never did. Never will.

And if you've harmed Lana, so help me, I'll--

You'll what? I think you've lost the use

of your brain as well as your legs.

What did you possibly hope to accomplish

by coming here like this, you pathetic weakling?

You're taking all the fun out of it!

Oh, well. I guess love does strange things.

So it does. But I really came here

to record your murder confession on tape.

My confession?

That's rich. That's rich.

Well, I certainly hope you enjoyed it

because you're the only one that's ever gonna get to hear it.

So long, Superboy!

You been a barrel of laughs.

Oh, Lex.

I was only ki--

I don't believe this. Lex Luthor actually got

his electrocution date pushed up.

Andy, do you mind just changing

the subject, okay?

It's a difficult time for all of us, Lana.

Sure is weird all right.

I don't feel very good at all.

Do you have any last words?

Just my prayers.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

Lex, this is really dangerous.

What if it doesn't work?

It's got to work!

Thanks for the memories, Warden.

I've had a lovely time.

My compliments to the chef.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

No please!

Please don't do it yet!

Oh no please! Please! I don't wanna die!

Oh, God, no! No, please. Please, no! No! No! No!

Gotcha!

I didn't think it was gonna work. Oh, Lex!

Oh, you're really hurt!

I hope I never have to do this again!

Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

At least not until this wears off.

How do you like the car?

I like everything about today!

Captioned by Grant Brown