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- I'm not a gold digger.

I just want what every other woman wants.

If a girl out there says she doesn't want security

and to be pampered by a man, she is a flat out liar.

The only difference is, I have the balls to say it.

- Fine, I love you but you're fucking up your life.

- I didn't hear you.

- I love you but you're fucking up your life!

- How come Gina's kept you a secret for this long?

- Ah, I don't know, I've heard a lot about you, Nick.

- Oh really, like what?

- All good things.

- I like you, you're a lot of fun.

- Well you know, a woman of my caliber is hard to find.

- Oh really? Wow, so should I consider myself a lucky guy?

- Eh, not lucky yet,

but depends on how you play your cards.

- Mm, I like that challenge.

- Taxi!

- Oh come on, bust out already.

- You'll get your turn, handsome.

- Whew! - Ew!

- Hey cab driver, will you pull over?

I think we're gonna get out and walk the rest of the way.

- Oh really?

- We'll call you later.

- Yeah, thank me tomorrow.

- Someone's gonna have fun!

- Architect, I like that.

Creative men definitely keep me on my toes.

- Well, I guess I'm into beautiful things.

- I guess you are.

- So, real estate, right?

- Oh yeah.

But that's just a part time thing.

You know how in LA, every actor is a waiter on the side?

Well, in Miami, every artist is a realtor on the side.

- So what's your passion?

- My passion is dancing.

- Well that's exciting, that's fun.

- Yeah, I've been doing it for a little while, and ya know,

it's what I do.

- Listen, I just wanna say... - You OK?

- I'm sorry. - Oh, no no no.

- Go ahead. - Go ahead.

- What is it about you?

- What do you mean?

- I've only known you one night,

but there's somethin' different.

- Yes, I did the breathing.

I always do the breathing.

Sandra, you've really gotta stop with this yin yang stuff

because either you can dance or you can't.

And I clearly suck.

- No, you don't.

- This is the fifth audition I've been on this year,

and I haven't been cast in a single video.

- Look, I've seen you dance.

That casting director was an idiot.

There'll be a lot of other auditions,

you'll nail the next one.

- Yeah, and that's what you said on my last one, bitch.

- Very angry.

But this one, I can feel the planets aligning

to make it happen. - And I can feel my thumb

hanging up on you.

I'll see ya when I get home.

Love you too.

Oh!

Oh that's...

I gotta take this.

- It's all good.

You're helping children and saving turtles.

- Yeah, planning this event is a headache, man.

- Now it's just the alligators that could use your help.

- Shush, don't judge my shoes, OK?

And if I see your little camera in my event,

I'm gonna kick your ass.

- I'm just joking sweetie, plus I don't vlog about turtles,

I vlog about outrageous self-by stuff.

- Ah, that's much better.

- Karma comes your way when you give back to the universe.

- Om. Shut up.

- I can't believe I missed that shot.

- Don't worry about it baby.

It wasn't that bad.

- Yeah well, I still should've made it.

- Well, you'll get the next one.

You're incredible on the field.

- Hey, what do you want out of all this?

- The bubble bath?

- No, you know,

love, life, you know?

- I just want what everybody else wants.

Security, happiness, money,

love.

What about you?

- Well that's easy, I just need to be near the ocean.

I think that's why I stayed in South Beach.

You know, I just wanna keep my focus.

Work hard, maybe have a family,

get a boat.

- Hey Pam, I made it.

- Sam, how are you?

- Excellent.

- Sam, this is Amy.

She's the realtor I've been telling you about.

Amy, Sam here's looking for a place in Miami.

- Amy, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Pam's told me a lot of good things about you.

- Oh I hope so, because I am good.

- Really? - Mm hmm.

- And she's a flirt.

OK guys, you behave.

I need a drink.

- See ya. - Bye!

- So, a big flirt, huh?

- Eh, it makes life fun. - It does, doesn't it?

- Mm. - Yeah, it sure does.

- So where do you live?

- New York.

I've got a place in the city and a house

out in the Hamptons.

- Oh! How long are you in town for?

- Just a week.

Business brings me to Miami a lot.

- And what is business?

- Entertainment attorney for a few celebrities.

- Do you know Brad Pitt?

- I can't disclose that.

See, it's a little thing called privilege.

- Damn. - Yeah.

But yes, you would definitely know some of 'em.

- OK, well then, why Miami?

- Well I have a few Latin American clients down here.

Mostly musicians.

- Hmm. - So real estate, huh?

- Yeah. - I'm looking for a place.

A little condo on the beach,

maybe with a nice little ocean view.

- I can definitely show you some options, Sam.

- Really? - Mm hmm.

- Well we should toast those options.

What can I get you? - More bubbly, please.

- Will do.

Bubbly it is. - Excellent, OK.

- Thank you.

There you go my dear. - Thank you.

- Oh you're welcome.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- So Amy. - Mm hmm?

- Married?

- Mm mm.

- Boyfriend?

- Hi!

- How do you two know each other again?

- Well, I know Sam's family from back in my New York days.

- Yeah, I hate to admit how long ago that was, but it's uh,

oh ladies, I'm sorry, could you excuse me?

I see a friend of mine, I'm gonna say hi to him.

- Yeah. - I'll be right back.

- Sure, take your time.

- Power lawyer? Really nice guy.

- A handsome nice guy.

- Hey, don't even go there.

He's got a wife and kids at home.

- So you guys have never like...

- No! He's like my father! - Really?

- Yeah.

- Hi, you know what, I hate to flirt and run,

but I gotta get back to the hotel, I've got a meeting

to prepare for in the morning.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- I wanted to thank you for your contribution tonight.

My little ones will really appreciate it.

- You're welcome.

This is your charity event?

- Yeah, I've been organizing it for about three years now

during Art Bazzle.

- Wow, well I'm impressed.

- Thank you. - Really impressed.

- I will give you a call later.

Thanks for the invite.

Chow. - Chow.

As you can see, the place comes completely furnished.

It's very spacious, the view is absolutely breathtaking.

It has a wrap around balcony all the way to the other side.

So, it's listed at 2.1 million,

but we can make an offer and see what they say.

Pardon.

Excuse me one moment.

Hello? - Hey!

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey listen, I made dinner plans with Tom and Ashley.

- Dinner plans tonight?

Oh you just, could've told me sooner.

- Can you make it?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- OK, sounds good.

All right, I'll talk to you soon, bye.

Brava.

- The Herald wants to station Tom in Israel for three weeks

so he can report about the mess in the Middle East.

- Wow, that is awesome! - I am ecstatic!

Missy here not so much, but yeah.

- It's ridiculously dangerous! - Yeah.

- People die there every single day!

- Look Ashley, you have nothing to worry about.

I mean, in Israel more people die in car accidents

than they do in terrorist attacks.

- I'm worried! I don't want him to go!

Amy, wouldn't you be worried?

It's really unsafe there.

- Yeah, I've read a couple articles online about...

- Yeah, I read this article that they are building

this wall around the entire country

to prevent the terrorists from coming in.

And since then, the attacks have decreased dramatically.

So he'll be fine.

Ooh, hey, this Pinot from New Zealand is amazing.

- Oh yeah. - Yeah we should get that.

- Baby, that's a $200 bottle of wine.

- Yeah. No, I know.

- I think I saw that Whitestone cab we like so much.

- Oh yeah, it's really nice.

- No, I'm sure that's fine, it's just, you know,

this one's really good.

- Really? I mean, can we just do the Whitestone?

Will that be fine, can we just do that?

- Yeah!

Yeah, that sounds fine.

That sounds fine.

It's a good suggestion.

If you will excuse me, I am going to go to the ladies room.

- Let me go with you.

- You all right?

- Oh you know, I just haven't seen that side of Amy before.

- Hey, comes with the territory this side of the bridge.

- Yeah, yeah I guess so, huh.

- Miss, can we have some water please?

- Just regular Miami tap is fine.

Thanks.

- Are you OK? - Mm hmm.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

- I mean, we can... - Don't worry about it, Nick.

You know what?

Why don't you just drop me off at The Mansion.

I think I'm gonna hang out with the girls tonight.

- OK.

- Bye. - See ya.

- I'll call ya later.

- Hi!

Hi. - Hi.

- You OK? - Yeah, I'm good.

- Don't worry, she'll be fine.

And we'll dance it up tomorrow.

- Sounds good. - OK, have a good night.

- All right, you too.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Oh, there's no way I'm paying $40 for Valet,

I'm gonna go park it on the street.

- I mean, we're already here, might as well just pay it

and have 'em take it.

- Nah, I'll just find somethin' around the corner.

It'll be fine.

- But we're here already.

There's people standing outside.

- Ladies, ladies... - It's $40!

- Why don't you girls just wait here.

I mean, it's only gonna take a second,

and we'll be right back.

- I'll meet you inside. - OK, I'll see you inside.

Oh my God.

I don't know what it is.

- I don't know, it's just like every time we go out,

I just feel this pressure from her to spend a lot of money.

Like the other night, we were at dinner,

and she wanted to order a $200 bottle of wine.

- And he ended up getting the cheapest bottle on the menu.

It was embarrassing.

- I mean, she knows I just graduated.

What does she expect?

- It's one night, one bottle.

That's it, it's like he doesn't even try to impress me.

- Or like tonight with the $40 Valet ticket.

- And now he wants to drive around for 20 minutes

looking for parking when, just pay the 40 bucks for Valet,

it's right here!

- I don't know, I hope we can work it out

because I'm crazy about her.

- I just hope we can work it out.

- All right, I'll stop boring you.

- That's actually really good.

- That's like a lot of money.

- Oh my God, I just got the greatest idea.

- What?

- You have some really great shit in there.

You do! You really do!

- What's going on in that pretty little head of yours?

- We can make an exhibit, I'll put something together.

- Interesting.

And you'd put that all together.

- Of course!

I mean, it's what I do.

- You're sweet, you are.

- Mm! I love this song!

- Hey stranger. - Hello.

- Why hello. - Gonna dance?

- Oh no. - Oh please!

Come on. - No, you go dance.

- Come on! - Pablo and I are catching up.

Go on! - Please come dance!

- Go. - All right.

- Oh yeah! I'm gonna put that down.

- Excuse me. - Wait, where're we going?

- We're goin' home. - Nu uh!

- Yes, come on.

Let's go. - Nu uh, Sandra said

we could go to that club.

- I talked to Sandra and they said that they were fine

and that they were gonna get a cab later, OK?

- No, Nick I wanna go keep dancing.

- No, come on. - Yes!

- I think we've both had enough fun for tonight.

- Maybe you have but I haven't.

- Amy please, can we just go home?

Please? Thank you.

- Do you know a successful realtor

possesses both charm and class.

You lack in neither one of those.

- I guess that means you would make

an excellent realtor.

- You must be a good judge of character.

- I have a sixth sense about people.

- What does your sixth sense tell you about me?

- It's a little thing called privilege, I can't disclose it.

- Really? You're gonna play that card?

- Mm hmm.

I also know Brad Pitt.

- Oh, then I wanna hear that story.

- This place coming up is spectacular.

So?

This is a two plus two and a half, overlooking the bay.

Comes with furniture included.

It's listed at 2.1 mil, but I'm sure it's negotiable.

- Hmm.

I'll take it.

- Really. - Really.

- Would you like me to make an offer?

- Not yet, let's do lunch first.

- Sure.

OK, enough of this real estate speak.

Tell me a little bit about Sam.

- Married, three children, the oldest is travelling

Southeast Asia before starting Harvard Law.

He's a risk taker, enjoys the finer things in life,

just like his father.

- I can relate to that.

- You gotta tell me somethin'.

- Yes. - Why are you still single?

What's wrong with the men in Miami?

- There's a theory. - Mm hmm.

- That is true. - Uh huh.

- Most of the men in Miami

are either married, gay, or broke.

- Ah, that's not gonna work for you, is it?

- No. - OK, just checkin'.

- Not, yeah no, it's just not going to.

There's a bunch of boys here, and not a lot of men.

- Ah, well all I can tell ya is that the good men

come down here, spend three weeks,

and then they go back.

- Very confident, aren't you Sam?

- I have reasons to be.

What are you doin' the rest of the day?

- Hmm. - Hmm?

- Right? It must've cost like a fortune.

- That is orgasmic.

That one is going in the gallery for sure.

- I wonder if Nick would break open his piggy bank

and get you one? - Yeah right.

- What if he did?

What if he proposed?

- I don't know.

I mean, maybe, maybe he would.

I know that I've never loved anybody

the way that I love Nick.

But let's get real, he won't start making any serious money

for the next few years.

- Yeah, but he has this like,

amazing vibe and this Ora.

Money isn't everything.

- I just need someone to take care of me,

and pamper me a little bit, and maybe spoil me.

I don't know, I think I'm worth it.

- I just feel like if you break up with him,

you're gonna regret it.

- Look, I don't make much money either.

I'm already up to my neck in car payments

and cell phone bills and credit card payments.

I don't even have health insurance,

what happens if I get sick?

I just don't wanna end up like my mother.

I just don't wanna end up like my mother.

- Walk away right now.

Not with the shoes, just walk away from it.

- What do you think of this?

- I think you cannot afford it.

- You always say that.

- 'Cause, um, that whole conversation...

- OK, I'm walking away, I'm walking away, I'm walking away.

- Car insurance, health insurance.

- I know, I know, I know.

- And the gallery opening?

- Mm hmm, hold on, let me just,

just try these ones on, one second.

Credit cards!

289, I'll be right back.

- Unbelievable.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Hey, um,

I called you earlier.

- Oh yeah, sorry, Sandra and I just went to the pool

and then went shopping for a little bit.

- You went shopping.

- Yeah?

- I'm just,

just kinda wanted to talk about the last couple of days.

- What about 'em?

- Well, I mean,

I don't know, you just seem like

we've been kinda distant.

- Yeah, I don't know.

- All right.

- I mean, I'm

a little confused right now.

- You're confused.

Well, I mean, what do you want from me?

- I don't know.

- Well, is there something I can do?

Do you need to take some time off?

Figure some things out?

I don't know.

- Maybe that's best?

- Sure.

Why don't we take some time.

We'll figure things out, and

I mean if you need anything,

you know how to reach me.

- OK Nick.

- Good night.

- Good bye.

- Sorry.

Yeah man.

No, there's no one here.

Too bad you're not here, bro.

- Cheer up, things happen for a reason.

- How come nobody can appreciate good art?

- It's their loss, you did a great job.

We're both proud of you.

- Nobody is here. - Yeah, why isn't Nick here?

- We had a little talk last night.

- Hey, I wish he was here too.

- Thanks.

Hi, I'm Amy Sands.

- Honey, you have some potential,

but you're just not good enough.

Next.

- Ooh, thank you. - Thank you very much.

I don't know why you're trying to set her up already.

Nick was a good influence and he was madly in love with her.

I liked him way better than the older douche bags

she normally dates. - I know.

They were a good match, I'm not saying that.

But, what she needs now is some crazy ladies' night

and for us to cheer her up.

- No, what she needs is a good slap up side the head.

- All right, just let her alone, OK?

It was her choice all right, she wasn't ready.

So now she needs us to take her out, cheer her up,

show her a good time, and help her get over it.

You know, maybe with a night of mojitos.

- Getting wasted is not the answer to everything,

and alcohol is a depressant, you know that right?

- Uh huh, whatever.

That girl is bad enough without my influence.

- It's your deal.

- I hate this holiday!

- Watch.

I got it.

- OK OK, let's go party, let's go.

- See that girl over there?

The hot one with the little outfit on?

Over there dancing?

- Mm hmm. - Yeah, bring her over here.

- OK.

- You guys good?

- You are an incredible dancer.

- Thank you!

- Have you ever danced professionally?

- I'm sorry?

- If you've ever gotten paid to dance?

- You mean like a stripper?

- You see that guy over there?

His name's Galvez, Mitch Galvez.

He's one of the hottest music producers in the country.

He'd love for you to audition for him.

- Me?

- He wants to meet you.

Come on.

- Go go!

- Mitch, this is Amy.

- Hello Amy. - Hi.

- You can really move, babe.

- Thank you.

- Seriously, I've been watchin' you, gosh.

- You saw me dancing?

- Yeah, can I make you a drink?

- No no no, I'm fine, thank you.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- I'm producing a music video and I think you

oughta audition for it.

- Me?

- Yeah you!

- Really? - Yeah, you interested?

- I mean, yeah!

- OK so listen, give Mary your information.

- All right. - Her car'll pick you up

tomorrow.

- OK, yeah that sounds great.

- Thank you, so pick her up tomorrow at 10 a.m., OK, 10.

Listen, I really wanna see you there, OK?

- OK. - OK great.

Hey, pleasure meetin' you. - Yeah, you too.

- You got her? - Thanks, OK.

Bye. - Bye.

- So what happened?

- He totally asked me to audition for his video!

He what?

- He asked me to audition for his video!

- Look, it's the guy who made it rain.

- Oh my God!

- Well, where's my drink?

Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Mitch, Amy's ready, let's go shoot.

- Make sure you tighten up that shot,

makes it more personal.

OK, here's how this works.

Right now, just don't be nervous, just be yourself.

Remember that phrase, "Dance as if no one's watching you?"

OK, I saw you in action last night, you blew me away.

All right? - OK, just be patient.

- I will, I promise. - OK.

♪ You're so sexy

♪ I wanna feel your body only if you let me

♪ You're so sexy

♪ I'm really wishin' you would come get me

♪ You're so sexy

♪ I wanna get a little, get a little nasty

♪ Come on baby

♪ So what you waitin' for, you know you wanna chase me

♪ You're so dangerous

♪ Boy I think I'm about to bust when you're movin' like that

♪ I think about you hurtin' my back

♪ I don't know how to act and I can't control it

- So what do you think?

- I don't know.

She's green.

- You're kiddin' me, she's perfect!

- Mitch, think with your upper head, OK?

She's hot but totally not ready.

- Come on, you got...

- Listen, you wanna burn yourself over some pussy,

you be my guest.

This isn't only about you.

- Whatever. - Yeah, whatever.

- Hey.

Come on Amy, we're gonna be late.

- I'm coming!

- Whoa, well that's worth the wait.

- I told you. - Yeah.

- Is this OK for your lawyer friends?

- It's too good for 'em.

- It feels so good to hold you again.

- I'm sure it does princess, it's been way too long.

- Mm hmm.

But now,

I have to finish,

getting ready. - Really?

- Mm hmm.

- You sure? - We're gonna be late, Amy.

- Damn you're beautiful.

You have any idea how much I missed you?

- Mm mm.

Why don't you tel me how much you missed me.

- I'll do better than that.

I'll show you.

- Sam!

- Yeah?

- Oh my God!

Sam!

- Do you like it? - Yeah!

It's gorgeous.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- You're welcome.

- You sure we have to leave now?

- We don't have to leave at all.

- Hello?

- Hey Amy, it's Mitch.

How's it goin'?

People's people loved you, but uh...

- But what.

- It's not gonna happen this time, babe.

Some chick from LA.

I'll see you soon.

OK, bye.

- Hi.

Amy and Sandra.

Gabby!

- Girls, I'm so glad you guys came!

So much to talk about, come come come come come!

Hey guys, look who I found!

- It's Robert, your little crush.

Robert Silver.

- Wow, Sandra, how are you?

- I'm good, how are you?

- Good good!

- You remember Amy.

- Yes. - Oh Robert.

- Who could forget Amy Sands?

How are you? - Very good to see you.

- Same here, you look fantastic.

- Thank you, so do you!

- Someone told me you're a realtor?

- Mm hmm, you heard correctly.

- What do you do?

- I'm a builder, uh Coconut Grove.

- Oh OK, very cool! - Excuse me.

I'm just gonna talk to someone.

- Yeah, sure.

So, do you like what you do?

- Yeah yeah, well after grad school,

I started this whole developing thing.

I like to build, so... - Cool, so you do well.

- It pays the bills.

- I see. - Yeah.

What about you.

- Oh um,

well since school,

I tried the art thing for a little while,

but of course no money there.

So then I thought about teaching and dancing...

- Oh that's right, 'cause you used to dance.

- Yeah, still do.

But now I just do the realtor thing.

Like the other 50% of Miami.

- Like all of us.

Yeah, somehow we all seem to be tied

to the real estate wave.

- Makes sense.

- So you married?

- No.

Are you?

- No, no no no, I just got out of a long relationship with a

broken heart, no, I'm gonna take my time.

- Oh, poor Robert, I'm so sorry.

No, I understand, Miami can be

a really lonely city sometimes.

- Really? Lonely? - Yeah.

- Oh no, I don't see that, at all.

Miami's full of energy, people are always eager

to go out and party, not lonely.

- Yeah no, I know, but you know,

I don't know, it would just be nice to have a little bit

of variety every once in a while, like

seasons for instance.

Like bit of winter, you could go inside

and cuddle up next to someone, next to a fire place,

and, you know, have a hot pot of soup and,

I'm hungry!

Are you? - You saw that well,

I'm hungry too.

You want bar food?

Or do you wanna go for sushi?

I know a great place. - Yeah!

- Yeah? - Yeah, that'd be great.

Let's sushi. - Awesome.

- OK. - OK.

- Cool, you wanna go say good bye to everybody?

OK, let's go.

Bye baby!

You know Robert, back in college

I used to have a huge crush on you.

- Really? - Mm hmm.

- Nu uh, come on.

I never noticed.

- Well maybe that's because you were obsessed

with that Lauren chick.

- Lauren, wow.

How do you even remember that name?

- Oh, I don't know,

maybe because her name was

stuck in the back of my throat for about four years.

- Yeah well Lauren ended up moving to France,

chasing some artist.

- Oh.

It was Lauren who broke your heart.

- Bingo.

Yeah.

That's the one.

Now we both have a reason to hate her.

- Gah, I knew she was bad news.

- Well you should've told me.

- Well,

who is the guy?

- Who cares, some French dick head.

They met at the Art Bazzle.

- Did you ever propose?

- No.

There was no need to.

We were comfortable, we had a good thing.

- You were very comfortable.

Six years and no ring?

Robert. - Nah, that's not the reason

she left, it's just...

- Mm mm.

Trust me, women are not gonna wait around forever.

You should know better than that.

- Hindsight's 20/20, right?

So I guess now I'm gonna have to treat my next girl

extra, extra nice.

- I guess so.

- Cheers.

- Well, I have none 'cause you didn't pour me any.

- Well.

- What. - It was a very fun,

surprisingly wonderful evening.

- Yeah, yeah I had a great time too.

- Yeah, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Woo, Robert Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

- Yes?

- Look, I'm really glad we reconnected, I just...

- You don't have to do this.

- But I wanna... - I understand.

It's OK.

Can I call you sometime?

- How 'bout I call you?

- OK, fair enough.

But you will call. - If you're lucky.

- OK.

OK. - OK.

- Drive safely. - Thank you!

Hasta luego, senorita.

Oh.

Oh, come here!

- I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too!

- Just take care of yourself.

- Of course.

- You wanna help me with these boxes?

- No. - Please?

- K.

- I will get this.

- Sam, when can I see you again?

- I have to get back to New York.

I have to seal this deal. - Mm hmm.

- It should take about a month.

- A month? - Yeah.

- I can't wait that long.

- I know, but I'll make it worth your wait.

Do a little vacation, I'll take you skiing in Aspen, OK?

- Aspen? - Yeah.

- Really? - Mm hmm.

- I've never even seen snow before.

- Oh, you'll see snow.

See, it'll give you a little somethin' to look forward to.

- Sam? - Hmm.

- I miss you when you're not here.

- I miss you too.

Let's get out of here.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you go on up to the condo,

open a nice little bottle of wine,

gotta check with our man over here

about my ride to the airport, OK?

- OK. - OK.

You make sure that you'll let me know what she's up to

when I'm outta town, OK?

Oh.

Really let me know.

Have a good night.

- Hello? - Hello Amy?

- Yes, who's this?

- Take a wild guess.

- OK, keep talking.

- You have the sweetest smile,

this side of the Mississippi.

- Uh? I'm sorry, I still don't know.

- Oh come on, it's Robert.

- Robert.

Hi.

How are you?

How did you get my number?

- Well let's just say I'm a very resourceful man.

- Yeah, I can see that.

- Look, it's been a couple weeks and you haven't called

and I wanted to ask you to dinner again.

I had a really good time last time.

- Yeah me too Robert, but um...

Look, I really don't wanna complicate things.

- Why? It's just dinner.

- Come on Robert, we both know better.

- I know, I just thought that...

- Look, let me figure some stuff out.

And, I will call you.

- OK, you go figure out.

- OK I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

- Robert called me. - Really? And?

- I don't know, I'm confused.

I'm with Sam.

- Yeah, but you're not really with Sam.

- What does that mean?

No tell me, what does that mean?

- 'Cause he's fuckin' married.

- Oh I got that.

I know that.

- You realize that you're his mistress, right?

- Why don't you say it louder

so all these other people can hear you.

Look, he makes me happy.

- What, with material things?

- No, I'm not a gold digger.

I just want what every other woman wants.

If a girl out there says she doesn't want security

and to be pampered by a man, she is a flat out liar.

The only difference is, I have the balls to say it.

- Fine. I love you but you're fucking up your life.

- I didn't hear you.

- I love you but you're fucking up your life!

- Oh! - Oh oh oh.

Sandra! Wow, hey, how are you?

It's nice to bump into you, literally.

- I'm good. Yourself, how's work?

- Yeah, I guess I'm a little, a step up

from the last time you saw me.

- Yeah, you don't even have to go into that.

She's doing good. - Oh good.

Good.

What's she been up to?

- She tried the art thing, that didn't work.

She tried the dancing, that didn't work,

so she's doing real estate now.

- Oh wow, how's that goin' for her?

- Really great actually.

- Good. Now does she still live with you?

- Uh, no she's got her own place.

- Well good, good.

- Look, I don't wanna overstep, but

I just want you to know that

she loved you.

And sometimes she can't express herself, but

she's a good girl.

- Thanks.

- Anyways, it was nice to see you!

- Yeah, it was good to see you too.

- Yeah, yeah you too.

- Enjoy the rest of your day.

- Thanks.

- See ya. - Bye.

- Oh my God girl, I'm gonna have the best Aspen

in Colorado. - Yeah you are!

- I'm so excited!

So he flied in on Wednesday and we both fly out on Friday.

- Oh that's perfect.

You're gonna look so hot.

- Oh my God I...

Oh, baby, let me call you back, OK?

- All right. - OK, bye.

- Hi baby!

- Hey how are you?

- Great, just checking out some ski pants.

How are you?

- Yeah, ya see, that's what I'm callin' you about.

The deal with this client got postponed by three weeks

to let their other attorneys finish up on their documents.

- So what are you saying?

- Well, what I'm saying is I have to stay in New York

until we close this deal.

- You know I was all about this ski trip.

- Were you all about the skiing,

or all about seeing me?

- You know I hate your job Sam.

Of course this was about you.

- Oh come on, there's no need to overreact.

- I'm not overreacting.

You just don't see me for three weeks and

cancel me at the last minute, that's all.

- OK look look.

I really don't have time for this, I got a lot

of work to do, I'll just give you a call later, OK?

- Sure, K. - All right, bye.

- Oh hey baby! - Hey babe.

We are all set for the weekend!

- Really!

- I am taking you to Aspen.

- Aspen? Oh my God!

I'm really looking forward to it!

All right, we're gonna have so much fun.

All right, I'll talk to you soon, bye!

- Hello?

- Hey Robert, it's Amy.

- Wow! What a nice surprise!

- Hey is that dinner offer still standing?

- Oh absolutely, how 'bout tonight?

- Yeah, yeah.

That's great.

- Text me your address and I'll pick you up.

- OK, deal.

- So what happened that you decided to call?

- Don't worry about it, just be glad that I did.

- Oh I am, I'm glad, I'm very glad.

And flattered, I didn't think you would.

- I told you I needed a little bit of time.

Plus, I already admitted that I had a crush on you.

- Yeah, six years ago.

- Yeah well,

maybe something about the other night

rekindled that.

- Yeah? - Mm hmm.

- OK, now I'm really flattered.

- Don't get too cocky.

You still have to work for it.

- Ah! - Well that was somethin'.

- Uh huh!

I can't believe that took me six years to find out.

- Was it worth the wait?

- You know, maybe I didn't find out everything.

- I don't think you did. - Uh uh.

- Did you know that there are more stars in the sky

than there are grains of sand

in all of the beaches combined?

- No fuckin' way. - True.

- No. You're fucking with me. - Absolutely.

No I'm not, not yet at least.

Including the Sahara Dessert.

- How do you come up with this?

- 'Cause I'm well read and educated and smart.

- And great in bed. - And great in bed, awesome.

And very modest.

- Yeah really.

- All right, let's play a game.

- OK.

- The three question game.

- OK? - Yeah?

- OK! - OK.

- You first. - OK.

How come at 25,

you live in such a beautiful apartment and you

drive a brand new car, and you dress in the latest fashion?

- Because you are not the only resourceful person, my dear.

I know how to save.

I was very good a few years back.

- OK. - Mm hmm.

- I'll buy that. - OK.

My turn. - Go ahead.

- Do you still love Lauren.

- Lauren, um...

Look, I admit to you that

I was very upset when it happened.

But I'm completely over it now.

- You sure?

- My turn.

- Would you date a guy with no money.

- Let me put it this way.

Amazing guy with no money,

amazing guy,

with money.

I'm just being honest.

- Yeah, painfully honest.

OK.

Your turn.

- Did you ever cheat on Lauren?

- OK, why do all my questions have to be about Lauren?

- Why do all my questions have to be about money?

- Touche. - Yeah, see?

Plus, I can ask you whatever I want.

- No.

- Yes. - No, my answer is no.

I did not cheat on Lauren, I'm a one woman man.

- That is very rare, sir.

- Hey, what's the deal with all the man's suits

and shoes?

- Oh that's my step-dad's stuff.

He stays here sometimes on business.

- How come you didn't mention it before?

- I didn't think it was really relevant.

Weird.

I found this check for $5,000 from some guy.

- I told him that it was an old sale that I had,

that they owed me the commission on.

- I mean, I just gave her the phone

and she blew up on me.

- Why is he going through my phone?

It's private.

- I don't go through his business.

- I haven't felt this chemistry with anyone since Lauren.

- I don't think I've loved anyone

the way that I love Robert.

- Something's not right.

- So, we got you some love

for your trip to California.

- It's just a little something to help you find your

vibrational energy. - Yeah.

- Should I be scared? - No!

It's important.

It'll help you get through the month.

- It's orgasmic!

- You'd better use that, that was expensive.

It's good quality, latex free.

- It was on clearance.

And it was outta the box.

- She's actually a hand me down.

- Ew!

- Does it work?

Ooh!

- Sorry.

- You should come to the retreat.

It's one month, tranquility, peacefulness,

you can connect to your inner self.

No cell phones though. - I know.

- Amy?

- I don't know.

- Sam would've paid for it.

- You know he would've!

He worships you.

But you gotta be careful with that kinda privilege.

You know, men can be smart.

- Debatable.

- Look, I know how to handle Sam.

He has a very soft spot in his heart for me.

- Something very hard in his pants for you.

- I thought you liked Robert better?

- I don't know about better,

just different.

You know, Robert is a huge turn on.

But Sam, I mean, when he walks into a room,

is just such a presence.

I don't know, I don't know.

I wish I could just mix them both together.

That would be perfect.

- Guess what princess, comin' to see you next weekend.

- You know what I was thinking?

I'd love to take you out on a cruise this weekend.

- Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that.

- I thought you'd be a little more excited.

- My company's organizing a retreat in Jacksonville.

- Is that some kinda training?

- Sorry I missed your call last night.

- Who does a retreat in Jacksonville?

- That's so unlike you.

- How long are you coming for?

- Last night was amazing.

- I fell asleep at like nine o'clock last night.

- I managed to get Thursday through Sunday off.

- My step-dad's gonna be in town.

- OK, I promise to give you a massage when you get back.

- I'll take you to the spa when I come.

- Looking forward to it!

- Oh hey.

You must be Amy's step-dad, I'm Robert.

- Step-dad.

Yeah, right.

That's my tie.

- Hey, wait.

Wait, where do you think you're goin'?

- Get the fuck outta there right now.

Who do you think owns this place?

- Oh my God. - Yeah.

You better start praying.

After everything I've given you,

everything I've done for you?

You're one expensive fuck.

You weren't even that good, ya slut.

- You wanna tell me what the hell's going on here?

- Yeah, why don't you tell him, Amy.

Tell him what the hell's goin' on.

- Just say something, damn it!

- What, you believe this bitch,

when she told you I was her step-dad?

Really?

You believed her?

Hey, you make sure you let him know

how much I paid for this place, OK?

Son of a bitch.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- Hello, I'm off to California!

Leave a message after the gong!

- Hello? - Gina.

Hey, it's Amy.

Can you do me a favor, can I come stay

at your place for a few days?

- Whoa Amy, what happened?

Are you OK?

- Sam caught me with Robert.

- Oh shit Amy, that really sucks.

I'm so sorry.

I wish I could help you, but Nolan's parents

are coming into town.

- What can I do for ya?

What happened Amy?

- I need a place to stay.

- Hmm.

You disappear for a few years,

and then you expect me to pretend like everything's good.

- I need a mom right now.

- What happened?

- What didn't happen?

And then they both walked in while I was in the bath.

- Wow, naked?

- No Mom, I was in my leather jacket.

In the bath.

Yes.

He wasn't even supposed to be there until next week.

- Why would you get involved with somebody just for sex?

You had everything you needed with this sugar daddy.

- Mom, no lectures right now, please?

What am I gonna do?

- This place isn't very big, but you'll always be welcome.

- Mom, is it possible to have it all?

Or is every relationship flawed?

- Love by itself, Amy, just doesn't cut it.

Look what loving your father landed me.

I gave him everything, I sacrificed myself,

I gave him my heart, I gave him my youth, I gave him

everything I had, and then some.

He left me for a younger bimbo.

None of that was good enough.

They're all the same, all of 'em.

Liars.

Mm, at least when they support ya,

you don't end up in a dump like this.

- I've learned my lesson, believe me.

- You know, every experience shapes our lives.

Here's to the new you. - And here's to the old you.

- Um, I'll be back in a minute.

- OK.

- Hi! - Hey.

Hi Amy. - Hi Nick.

- How are you?

- Pretty good. - Good.

- How are you?

- Good, I'm good.

You know, same job, same car.

You know me.

- Yeah.

- How are you?

- Same.

Dancing, selling condos.

The usual.

Are you here alone or...

- Oh yeah, she's just an old friend.

You know. - She's pretty.

- Thanks.

- Hey Nick, I'm sorry about...

- Hey, don't even worry about it.

I guess it just wasn't our time.

Uh, you know what, I got a different number now.

You know.

Well, enjoy your evening.

I'd love to hear from you.

Bye.

It was good seeing you, have a good night.

- You too.