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Previously on MacGyver...
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MacGYVER: Matty? No, no, no.
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JACK: I need help breaking into
Matty Webber's personal safe.
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We're gonna have to make this
look like an old-fashioned
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smash and grab.
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This is Matty's
unredacted personnel file.
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Matty lied to me. She
did know my father.
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JACK [GRUNTS]: This isn't my fault.
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MacGYVER: I never said it was.
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You didn't have to say it out loud.
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I can tell by the look on your face.
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[SNEEZES]
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See?
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There it is again... that look.
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- You do blame me.
- For what?
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Sneezing at the exact moment
we were gonna grab Sergei,
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turning what should have
been an easy extraction
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into whatever-whatever this is?
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If I'm sneezing, it's
'cause you made me wear
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this stupid camouflage suit.
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You know I'm allergic to oak.
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Which is why I didn't
use oak in the suit.
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Well, then, it's got to be
something else, then, I'm a...
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[SNEEZES]
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At this point, you
should just take it off.
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Riley.
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Where are you at? He's getting away.
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- Where are you?
- RILEY [OVER COMM]: On your six, Jack.
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I'm trying to get this guy
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before he goes off the road.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Get down.
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Get down from there. Don't climb that.
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- What?
- Look around you.
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Okay, I don't speak Ukrainian,
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but this sign, in any
language, is bad news.
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Where are we right now?
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- Chernobyl.
- Chernobyl?
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Nobody told me we were
going to Chernobyl.
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I guess it would make sense.
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It's been 30 years,
right? That's long enough.
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Right? We're all good?
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By now, most of the strontium-90's
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probably all good,
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but plutonium's half-life,
depending on the isotope,
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is anywhere between 80 and 24,000 years.
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So that little brain vomit
just told me this whole place
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is still leaking radiation?
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- Yeah.
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
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We don't have a choice.
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Nobody told me we were coming here.
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I know, but we don't have a choice.
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After you.
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Okay.
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15 minutes of silence makes it official.
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- Jack.
- Mm-hmm.
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You broke Mac.
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How is this my fault?
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You're the one that asked
him what he was gonna do
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with the information when he found it.
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True, but you're the one
who gave him the new info.
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It was you that broke into Matty's house
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and found her unredacted file,
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so, technically, this is your fault.
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No. Technically, this is Matty's fault.
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She's the one that lied to him, not me.
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[SCOFFS]
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Hey,
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Mac.
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How you doing, man?
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JACK: Hey, listen, man.
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I know there's got to be
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a million thoughts swirling
around in that brain of yours.
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And I can't say I blame you,
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but we called this
little family meeting here
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to discuss what's in the file,
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not stare at you while
you thought about it.
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I just... I don't know what to say.
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Matty didn't just lie
about knowing my father,
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turns out, January 2000,
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she was investigating him for the CIA.
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Yeah, that's a lot to process, Mac,
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but that's why we're here,
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- to help you figure out what to do next.
- That's right.
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What is the next step?
Confront her about it?
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Yeah. I-In my experience,
the word confront and Matty,
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in the same sentence, doesn't
really equal a good time.
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I can tell you that much.
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I can't just ignore this.
She already lied to me once.
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But she can't deny this, Mac.
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I mean, Jack found actual proof
she was investigating your dad.
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No. We found proof that
Matty was compiling a dossier.
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We have no idea what
was in the actual report.
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Well, hopefully, Riley not being here
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means our little keyboard
commando found something,
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so we just sit tight,
all right? Chill out.
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What, you guys started without me?
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Yeah, the meeting was
at 10:00 a.m., Big Ben.
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You know how I feel about punctuality.
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Well, sorry, Jack. Next time you ask me
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to hack every U.S. intelligence agency
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without setting off all the alarms,
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I'll be sure to do it by the completely
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arbitrary time you picked.
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Okay, that'd be great, thanks.
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Any luck on the report?
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No.
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I swept through every government server,
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and I found nothing.
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Either that report on
your dad is so top secret,
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no one has access to it,
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or it simply doesn't exist anymore.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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My dad was an inventor,
he was a scientist.
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Wh... Why was Matty investigating him?
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More importantly, why did
she lie to me about it?
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Okay, I hate to be the one to say it,
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but after Thornton, someone has to.
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Can we even still trust Matty?
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I... I've known Matty longer
than anybody else here,
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and it's no secret
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that our relationship
is-is less than perfect.
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But it doesn't change the fact
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that I do trust her.
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I-I really do. Always have.
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Did she lie to you? Yeah.
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Yeah. But my guess is
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she probably has a
pretty good reason for it.
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Think about it.
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Yeah, I mean, is... Isn't it possible
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she may have lied to protect you?
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[SIGHS] I guess.
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- But protect me from what?
- BOZER: I don't know.
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But whatever it is,
Matty probably thinks
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she's doing what's best.
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- I got to talk to her right now.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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Oh. Now may be turning into later.
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Yeah, boss lady just
put up the Bat-Signal.
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You're gonna have to cool
your jets for now, dude.
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Me, you, and Riley are wheels up in 30.
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She's going to brief us in flight.
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What about me?
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Hmm? Well, you'll report
to Matty at the Phoenix.
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Wait, so I'm supposed to, what,
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act normal around Matty after this?
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah, till we get back.
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I want to talk to her myself.
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Which means you're gonna
have to pretend like
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none of this ever happened.
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JACK: Yeah, we're counting on you, Boze.
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Guys, Matty just told me
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she knew all about my
secret spy-school girlfriend
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before even Riley did. That woman is
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a human lie detector. One
look into my baby browns
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and she'll know.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Try not to look her in the eye.
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Huh?
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Man.
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MATTY: Guys...
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meet Dmitry Pavlovich,
head of the Ukrainian mob.
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Since 2004, the U.S.
has suspected Dmitry
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of supplementing his income
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by allowing international
terrorist groups
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to move weapons and contraband
through his trade routes.
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So, someone's been
lying to us for years,
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and we finally found proof?
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Exactly.
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The U.S. has never been
able to directly link Dmitry
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to these terrorist
groups until a month ago,
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when the CIA flipped someone
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inside of Dmitry's organization...
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This mystery of evolution, Sergei,
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the lackey that worked
for Dmitry and the mob.
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Plans were arranged
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for Sergei to meet with a CIA handler
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to turn over all the necessary info
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to dismantle Dmitry's
entire organization.
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But then the word got out,
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and Dmitry green-lit
Sergei... Am I right?
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Yeah, and the moment the Ukrainian mob
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started hunting Sergei,
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he fell off the grid,
refusing any further contact
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with the CIA.
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So you're sending us in to find him.
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Actually, we already did.
Phoenix intercepted messages
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between Sergei and a forger,
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who agreed to make him
fake travel documents.
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We have the time and
location of the meeting.
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So, this is a simple
extraction? Done and done.
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There's nothing simple about this, Jack,
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or the CIA would have
handled it themselves.
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The Ukrainian mob is very
invested in hunting Sergei,
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and he knows it.
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He's gonna be extremely skittish.
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Right, so don't spook him. Got it.
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MacGYVER: You spooked
him. You spooked him!
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[SNEEZES]
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[GRUNTING]
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JACK: Man, I got two
arms, two legs, and no horn
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growing out of the
center of my forehead.
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- I'd like to keep it that way.
- Relax.
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We're on the edge of the exclusion zone.
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Way far away from the reactor.
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The radiation's not that bad out here.
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Which is exactly why I
don't want to go any further.
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Stop. Hang on a second.
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Now, being attacked
by irradiated mutants
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that you've pissed off is
not on my to-do list, sorry.
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There's no such thing
as irradiated mutants.
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Most people who get exposed
to too much radiation,
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they just lose all their hair and die.
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Well, that doesn't
make me feel any better.
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- [METALLIC SNAP]
- [MAN SCREAMS]
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- What the hell is that?
- Come on.
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[GRUNTS]
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Ooh.
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That's not good.
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Mac, why would a radioactive
bear trap snag Sergei?
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I don't know.
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[VEHICLE DRIVING AWAY]
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But whatever pulled him out of it
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is taking him deeper
into the exclusion zone.
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You mean deeper into the
zone oozing with radiation.
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Same one.
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[RUSTED METAL SQUEAKING]
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MATTY [OVER COMM]:
You lost Sergei in Chernobyl?
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How do you lose someone in Chernobyl?
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It's deserted. You guys are basically
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the only ones around for miles.
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Yeah, well, tell that to the people
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who just caught Sergei in a bear trap
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and then dragged him into a car.
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MATTY: So, who took
him, and where is he now?
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Yeah, I mean, who uses bear traps?
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Is that a Ukrainian mob thing?
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No, I just think there
are bears in these woods.
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Yeah, mutant bears.
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Some six-eyed freak is probably making
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a midafternoon snack of
Sergei's face right now,
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just... [MAKES MONSTROUS EATING SOUNDS]
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I don't think it was
six-eyed freaks, Jack,
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just like I don't think
it was the mob, Bozer.
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They didn't know where Sergei was, and
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even if they did, why
would they take him deeper
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into the exclusion zone? It
just doesn't make any sense.
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So, if it's not the
mob, then who has him?
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Well, that is the million-dollar
question now, isn't it, Bozer?
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- Hey, Riley?
- Yeah.
254
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Anything o-o-on
tracking Sergei's phone?
255
00:10:12,374 --> 00:10:13,803
Sorry, Jack. Been a little busy
256
00:10:13,806 --> 00:10:15,974
pushing around this piece of
crap after it ran out of gas.
257
00:10:15,976 --> 00:10:17,166
Yeah, why didn't you
get rid of this thing?
258
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Well, I don't know. I
thought we might need it.
259
00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:20,502
Figured Mac could mix
dirt with rainwater
260
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or something and make gas.
261
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:24,807
Well, dirt and water make
mud, sweetie, not gas.
262
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RILEY: All right. Sergei's
phone is either off or broken.
263
00:10:28,112 --> 00:10:29,645
Tracking's not gonna happen.
264
00:10:29,647 --> 00:10:32,744
Which means our only lead
are these tire tracks.
265
00:10:32,747 --> 00:10:33,946
You mean the ones that head
266
00:10:33,949 --> 00:10:35,884
to nuclear meltdown headquarters?
267
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,268
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
268
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Matty,
269
00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:40,288
where does this road lead exactly?
270
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,725
It looks like that dirt road
271
00:10:42,728 --> 00:10:44,788
leads to an abandoned town up ahead.
272
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Maybe that's where Sergei was taken.
273
00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:50,119
JACK: Yeah, maybe. How
far into the exclusion zone
274
00:10:50,122 --> 00:10:51,666
is this town exactly?
275
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MATTY: A few miles.
276
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Oh, and before you start
complaining, Dalton,
277
00:10:54,672 --> 00:10:57,272
let me remind you: the
sooner you get Sergei,
278
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the sooner you get out of there.
279
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So, if I were you, I'd start walking.
280
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,076
Yeah, yeah, kind of figured that.
281
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,600
So how much radiation we
talking about here, man?
282
00:11:04,603 --> 00:11:07,080
I mean, is it the good kind
where you get superpowers?
283
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,851
Or the bad kind where you're super dead?
284
00:11:08,853 --> 00:11:10,452
Yeah, well, there is no good kind.
285
00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:11,754
- Mm-hmm.
- But we are
286
00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:13,222
ten away miles away from
287
00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,591
the site of the nuclear
meltdown, so levels of
288
00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:17,226
the bad kind should be safe.
289
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:20,562
But just to put your
little mind at ease,
290
00:11:20,564 --> 00:11:21,864
I have whipped up something
291
00:11:21,866 --> 00:11:24,413
that will help us monitor
these levels of radiation,
292
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and it is
293
00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,370
my Geiger counter.
294
00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:30,806
Your MacGeiger counter.
That's a little conceited of you.
295
00:11:30,808 --> 00:11:32,541
Well, that's what he said.
That's what he called it.
296
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:34,076
Radiation sickness I can deal with.
297
00:11:34,078 --> 00:11:35,844
- He's getting big-headed.
- Your puns I cannot.
298
00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:36,812
- Okay.
- Okay?
299
00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,347
- Okay.
- Okay.
300
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,783
- [CLICKING]
- Nice.
301
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:43,385
Is it supposed to already
be clicking like that?
302
00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:45,273
Yeah. It's what it's supposed to do...
303
00:11:45,276 --> 00:11:46,721
Pick up levels of radiation.
304
00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:49,234
Right now it's just
low background levels.
305
00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:50,531
[CLICKING]
306
00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:51,900
Seriously?
307
00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,628
I'm just kidding.
308
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,265
[LAUGHS] I mean, it's picking
up levels, but they're just low.
309
00:11:57,268 --> 00:12:00,436
Trust me, when it gets bad, you'll know.
310
00:12:00,438 --> 00:12:02,805
It's very reassuring.
311
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,276
Hey, Bozer.
312
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Bozer.
313
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Unless you're about to tell me
314
00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:20,620
that we need new ceiling
tiles, I need you to look at me.
315
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:25,859
You may be wondering why
I had you stay behind.
316
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,968
Me? Nah.
317
00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:30,666
I don't really wonder about things.
318
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,668
As I imagine you must have heard,
319
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,536
there was a break-in
at my house last week.
320
00:12:34,538 --> 00:12:36,929
Yeah, I heard. I-I'm sorry.
321
00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,574
Do the cops have any
leads on who did it?
322
00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:41,467
No, none, which is why I want your help.
323
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,562
Since you did such a good job
solving the break-in at Jack's,
324
00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:47,216
I would like you to do the same for me.
325
00:12:47,218 --> 00:12:50,859
Uh... yeah, sure.
326
00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,289
I'm on it, Matty.
327
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:55,023
Good. Don't let me down, Bozer.
328
00:12:59,925 --> 00:13:01,883
JACK: Ooh, all this radiation...
329
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:03,632
We're probably gonna
develop a superpower
330
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,000
or something, right? Huh? I mean,
331
00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:06,401
I've always considered myself a cross
332
00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:09,538
between Captain America and
Superman, like America Man.
333
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,734
No, no. No. Super Cap.
334
00:13:11,737 --> 00:13:13,448
- That's-that's actually better.
- [LAUGHS]
335
00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:15,778
I was wondering how far we'd
get before he started this.
336
00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:18,647
Mac, uh, you'll develop telekinesis.
337
00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,648
You're practically Professor X as it is.
338
00:13:20,651 --> 00:13:24,887
And Riley... invisibility. Ooh.
339
00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,722
Okay. Because?
340
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:27,990
Because it fits your
personality, I don't know.
341
00:13:27,992 --> 00:13:29,417
It's not an exact science.
342
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,792
It's not science at all.
343
00:13:30,795 --> 00:13:32,995
Radiation doesn't give
you powers. It kills you.
344
00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:35,093
You-you can't prove a double negative.
345
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,632
[SIGHS] Actually, I'm pretty sure
346
00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:38,500
I can prove this one, but
the math would bore you
347
00:13:38,502 --> 00:13:39,969
- after three seconds, though.
- Look, look,
348
00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:41,093
I'm just trying to find
349
00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:44,907
any upside to being stuck in
this radioactive wasteland.
350
00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:47,075
Like, for example, you being here means
351
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,144
you can't storm into Matty's
office all hot and bothered
352
00:13:49,146 --> 00:13:50,512
and confront her.
353
00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:51,914
You don't think he should talk to Matty?
354
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,582
I mean, don't-don't you
think he deserve answers?
355
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,817
Sure he does. But this isn't a situation
356
00:13:54,819 --> 00:13:56,318
you can go into all half-cocked.
357
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,860
Look, I know you like to
make up stuff on the fly,
358
00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:00,596
and that may be fine
when it comes to bombs
359
00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:02,531
and terrorists, but
this is Matty the Hun
360
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:03,792
we're talking about here.
361
00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:05,260
You can't improvise your way
362
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,182
through this one.
You're gonna need a plan.
363
00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:08,644
You know things are
bad when Jack Dalton's
364
00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:09,812
the voice of reason.
365
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,767
Yeah. That... maybe
that's my superpower.
366
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:13,487
Look, I appreciate the concern,
367
00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:15,688
but it's kind of hard to plan
when I'm still wrapping my head
368
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:18,589
around the fact that Matty
was investigating my father.
369
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:21,148
I used to think he was just
some eccentric scientist
370
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,546
who chickened out after my mom
died, and then bailed on me.
371
00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:26,281
But now?
372
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,817
Now I don't even know who my father is.
373
00:14:28,819 --> 00:14:30,986
Why was the CIA investigating
him in the first place?
374
00:14:30,988 --> 00:14:32,254
Did he get caught up
with the wrong people?
375
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,857
And if he did, is that
the reason that he left?
376
00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:41,597
Whoa.
377
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,666
[SNEEZES]
378
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,456
- Geez.
- Sorry.
379
00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:48,971
All the stuff you've come
up against in your career,
380
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,205
and you can't beat mutant pollen?
381
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:52,074
Hey, hey, I-I bet there's 30 years
382
00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:53,742
of... worth of pollen in this town.
383
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:56,211
Tire tracks end where
the asphalt begins.
384
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:58,580
Guess we can say good-bye to
that trail we were following.
385
00:14:58,582 --> 00:15:00,415
Oh, come on, you guys,
386
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,317
do you really think he's in this town?
387
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,562
I don't think anybody's in this town.
388
00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:06,625
Most towns around
Chernobyl were abandoned
389
00:15:06,628 --> 00:15:08,580
after the reactor exploded.
390
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,551
[ALARMS BLARING]
391
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,330
Why is my Spidey-sense telling me
392
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,999
we're being watched right now?
393
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:21,057
Well, maybe your real
superpower is paranoia.
394
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,605
Yeah. It's all fun and games
till the CHUDs come out.
395
00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:26,508
- CHUDs?
- Yeah, yeah, it's a classic film, Riley.
396
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,611
Cannibalistic Humanoid
Underground Dwellers.
397
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,413
- Hmm.
- Hold on.
398
00:15:31,415 --> 00:15:34,008
I hate to admit it, but
I think Jack's right.
399
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,450
See? He's seen the film.
400
00:15:35,452 --> 00:15:37,352
Not the CHUDs. Look.
401
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,754
What is a camera that was built
402
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:40,622
in the last five years doing in a town
403
00:15:40,624 --> 00:15:43,392
that was supposed to be
abandoned for 30 years?
404
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:46,361
Technologically advanced mutants.
405
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,563
Hope they like lead.
406
00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:50,732
[RUSSIAN HIP HOP PLAYING]
407
00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:56,905
JACK: Okay, I'll bite.
408
00:15:56,907 --> 00:15:58,687
What the hell is going on in here?
409
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,726
I think these are stalkers.
410
00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:02,195
Kids who sneak into Chernobyl
411
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:03,979
and use it as their personal playground.
412
00:16:03,982 --> 00:16:05,953
They film their stunts
and post the videos online.
413
00:16:05,956 --> 00:16:07,656
Millennials are so weird.
414
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:08,684
I'm a millennial.
415
00:16:08,686 --> 00:16:10,018
Yeah, that-that proves my point.
416
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:13,021
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
417
00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,624
Depends who is asking.
418
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,726
The dude with the gun.
419
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:18,994
That's who, sport.
420
00:16:18,996 --> 00:16:20,879
MACGYVER: And we are
not here to make trouble.
421
00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,821
Just trying to find a friend.
We think he came through here.
422
00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:25,420
I might be able to help.
423
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,605
For the right price.
424
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,777
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
425
00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:36,845
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Mm-mm.
426
00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:40,716
Seriously? Beowulf?
427
00:16:40,718 --> 00:16:42,268
B-Beowulf's sacred.
428
00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:44,367
Wait, you named your wolf ring Beowulf?
429
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,187
- Mm-hmm.
- You ever even read Beowulf?
430
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:47,522
No, no, no, you don't
have to read Beowulf
431
00:16:47,524 --> 00:16:48,790
to know it's a super cool name, Riley.
432
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,225
MACGYVER: You got that
from a dude selling jewelry
433
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,860
out of a back of a pickup in Panama.
434
00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,682
- So?
- So we'll find you another one.
435
00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:54,830
We're not gonna find another Beowulf.
436
00:16:54,832 --> 00:16:55,897
There's no more Beowulf, dude.
437
00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:57,032
It's our only lead.
438
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,400
Cough it up.
439
00:16:58,402 --> 00:16:59,634
[GRUNTS]
440
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,973
[SIGHS]
441
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,877
[SIGHS]
442
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,370
Tell me about your friend.
443
00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:13,226
Yeah. Well, he got caught in a bear trap
444
00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:14,516
a few miles back, and then
445
00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:16,218
was taken by car through this town.
446
00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:21,289
Hey. Better start talking,
you little rug rat,
447
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,761
or I'm taking Beowulf back.
448
00:17:22,764 --> 00:17:24,765
Your friend...
449
00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:26,828
is probably dead.
450
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,530
And if he is not, he soon will be.
451
00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:30,265
Who took him?
452
00:17:33,504 --> 00:17:34,536
Potvori.
453
00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:35,637
Who?
454
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:39,074
That's Ukrainian for "monsters."
455
00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:40,175
Monsters?
456
00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:42,010
Like, like, mutant monsters?
457
00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:44,346
'Cause that would really settle
a-an argument we've been having.
458
00:17:44,348 --> 00:17:45,698
I'm sure it's just a nickname.
459
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,601
What can you tell us
about these monsters?
460
00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:50,285
Our friend Vasily got
caught by Potvori last month.
461
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:51,653
JACK: A-And where is this...
462
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,021
Vasily now?
463
00:17:53,023 --> 00:17:54,242
We found him
464
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,124
staggering in the road,
465
00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:58,104
beaten...
466
00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,760
covered in blood.
467
00:17:59,763 --> 00:18:01,663
We asked him what happened.
468
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,031
Wouldn't say much.
469
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,400
But that day he walked out of Chernobyl,
470
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,065
he never came back.
471
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:10,535
And where was Vasily when
he ran into these monsters?
472
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,187
Their base.
473
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,609
[QUIETLY]: The monsters have a base?
474
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:16,378
I am the one who dared him
475
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,979
to sneak in there.
476
00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,196
It's my fault he almost died.
477
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:24,182
Is there any chance you could
tell us how to find the base?
478
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,413
[JACK CHUCKLES]
479
00:18:32,526 --> 00:18:34,502
JACK: "Jack, give me your wolf ring.
480
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:35,937
Jack, give me your leather cuff."
481
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,226
I don't know why it always
has to be my personal stuff.
482
00:18:38,229 --> 00:18:40,001
- Are you saying anything important up there?
- I'm just saying,
483
00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:41,736
you gave that child
of the radioactive corn
484
00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:43,105
my favorite stuff, man.
485
00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:45,006
Maybe the real question
you should be asking is:
486
00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:46,975
why do you like to wear
things teenagers find cool?
487
00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:49,101
I don't wear it for their
approval, Riley, thank you.
488
00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:50,879
[MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
489
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:59,421
[GROANS] Well, this looks unfriendly.
490
00:18:59,424 --> 00:19:01,406
Well, looks like we found the monsters.
491
00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:02,958
Who the hell are they,
492
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,343
and what are they doing out here?
493
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:05,745
No clue.
494
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:09,353
Check it out.
495
00:19:10,021 --> 00:19:11,320
[SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
496
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,635
[GROANING]
497
00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:16,221
Good news is: Sergei's still alive.
498
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,250
Yeah, and the bad news
is: we have to get through
499
00:19:18,253 --> 00:19:22,711
the Soylent Green
people eaters to get to him.
500
00:19:22,714 --> 00:19:24,050
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
501
00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:33,979
Guys, I've been through every
report on Chernobyl filed
502
00:19:33,982 --> 00:19:35,385
by the Five Eyes and the CIA.
503
00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:37,533
There should be absolutely no activity
504
00:19:37,536 --> 00:19:39,356
in that section of the exclusion zone.
505
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:41,437
Yeah, well, your secret
reports are wrong, Matty.
506
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,472
- Hey.
- 'Cause we're looking at a lot of
507
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,061
- serious activity here.
- Hey, look.
508
00:19:44,063 --> 00:19:46,563
We snuck into Chernobyl
undetected, maybe they did, too.
509
00:19:46,565 --> 00:19:49,299
Question is: what the hell
are they doing out here?
510
00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:51,368
Well, judging from
their radioactive suits,
511
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:52,583
can't be good.
512
00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:54,490
MATTY: Agreed. And I
will make some calls.
513
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,320
I will put these people
on everyone's radar,
514
00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:57,905
but let me be clear.
515
00:19:57,908 --> 00:20:00,510
Our objective remains
the same: to get Sergei.
516
00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:02,913
Okay, Matty, but we're
still gonna need help
517
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:04,948
getting in the building
and circumventing
518
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,451
the radioactive rager going
on by the front door right now.
519
00:20:07,453 --> 00:20:09,419
Yeah, every door and window
that I can see from here
520
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,057
is either inaccessible or guarded.
521
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,627
Riley, can you pull up a
sat image of the building?
522
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,758
Yeah.
523
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,591
This place is huge.
524
00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:17,718
There's got to be another way in.
525
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,343
How about I just save
you three some time
526
00:20:19,346 --> 00:20:21,285
and show you the way
in? Riley, incoming.
527
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,567
- All right.
- After your little run-in with the stalkers,
528
00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:24,974
- I had our tech scrub through
- Whoa.
529
00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:26,717
All their online videos.
530
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,269
We found the one Vasily recorded
531
00:20:28,272 --> 00:20:29,784
when he snuck into that warehouse.
532
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:39,983
[VASILY PANTING]
533
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:41,816
[GRUNTS]
534
00:20:41,819 --> 00:20:43,285
JACK: Oh, great.
535
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:45,904
So we're gonna Kris Kringle
our way in the place now?
536
00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:47,468
You know, I've seen this movie, guys.
537
00:20:47,471 --> 00:20:48,737
Doesn't end well.
538
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,408
[VASILY PANTING]
539
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,734
MATTY: Oh.
540
00:20:58,736 --> 00:21:01,036
Always fun seeing a familiar face.
541
00:21:01,038 --> 00:21:02,429
RILEY: You-you know this guy, Matty?
542
00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:04,672
Unfortunately. When I was at the CIA
543
00:21:04,675 --> 00:21:06,475
I worked up a dossier on this guy.
544
00:21:06,477 --> 00:21:08,490
Name is Virgil Kahn. He's wanted
545
00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:09,852
in half a dozen countries
546
00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:11,943
for everything from smuggling to murder.
547
00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:13,479
So what's a guy with
a résumé like that
548
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,524
doing all the way out here?
549
00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:17,257
More importantly, Sergei's leg
wound looked pretty serious,
550
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,610
so if we want to extract
him while he's still alive,
551
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:20,613
we should get on the move.
552
00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:22,115
Yeah, let's go.
553
00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:31,834
Yeah.
554
00:21:31,836 --> 00:21:33,721
If we can reach those telephone wires,
555
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:35,237
we can use them to get to the roof.
556
00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:36,334
"If"?
557
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:37,753
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts,
558
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,175
every day would be Christmas.
559
00:21:39,177 --> 00:21:41,115
Step aside.
560
00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:43,012
Been a while since I've parkoured,
561
00:21:43,014 --> 00:21:46,615
but I think I can still
remember some of the moves.
562
00:21:46,618 --> 00:21:48,519
All right, if he's gonna
start doing stuff like that,
563
00:21:48,521 --> 00:21:50,853
you might want to start mixing
up some Bengay right now, Mac.
564
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:53,589
- Bengay?
- Hey, no need for parkour.
565
00:21:53,591 --> 00:21:55,724
We're gonna go ice climbing instead.
566
00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:58,209
- Don't you need ice to do that?
- Shh.
567
00:22:11,977 --> 00:22:13,982
Sorry, I...
568
00:22:13,985 --> 00:22:16,914
I-I really don't see what this
has to do with ice climbing.
569
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:18,549
It's not. It's not ice climbing.
570
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:19,616
But it's the same principle.
571
00:22:19,618 --> 00:22:20,617
How?
572
00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:22,419
The mortar in between the bricks
573
00:22:22,421 --> 00:22:23,529
is old and brittle.
574
00:22:23,532 --> 00:22:25,321
So, the wall is actually climbable
575
00:22:25,324 --> 00:22:26,502
if you have the right tools.
576
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:28,125
Oh. So it's rock climbing.
577
00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:31,209
Sorry.
578
00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:48,846
[GRUNTS]
579
00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:55,152
Cool.
580
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,301
Hey, just, for the record, I
could've parkoured this easy.
581
00:23:11,303 --> 00:23:13,504
Oh, yeah. I-I know. Let's go.
582
00:23:21,347 --> 00:23:22,713
[SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
583
00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:25,282
[INHALING SHARPLY]
584
00:23:27,399 --> 00:23:28,932
Ow.
585
00:23:28,935 --> 00:23:30,454
Oh, thanks, pal.
586
00:23:30,456 --> 00:23:32,456
God, you have the worst timing, Jack.
587
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,057
[PHONE VIBRATING]
588
00:23:34,059 --> 00:23:35,359
JACK [WHISPERING]: No, second worst.
589
00:23:35,361 --> 00:23:36,560
No.
590
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,151
[PHONE VIBRATING]
591
00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:41,331
What does he want?
592
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,600
Yeah, Boze, we are kind of in the middle
593
00:23:43,602 --> 00:23:45,002
of a very dangerous place right now.
594
00:23:45,004 --> 00:23:46,170
Yeah, well, I'm in the middle
595
00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,172
of a very dangerous
place right now, too, Mac.
596
00:23:48,174 --> 00:23:49,339
Matty's living room.
597
00:23:49,341 --> 00:23:50,457
Matty sent me here to figure out
598
00:23:50,459 --> 00:23:51,459
who broke into her house,
599
00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:52,526
which is a problem
600
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:53,819
because I already know who did it
601
00:23:53,821 --> 00:23:54,959
and I can't tell her.
602
00:23:54,962 --> 00:23:56,879
Well, just relax.
603
00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:58,682
You relax. Okay? Matty knows.
604
00:23:58,684 --> 00:23:59,716
Matty knows everything,
605
00:23:59,718 --> 00:24:00,984
just like she knew about me and Leanna.
606
00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:02,018
JACK: Come on, Bozer.
607
00:24:02,021 --> 00:24:03,123
Quit being such a baby.
608
00:24:03,126 --> 00:24:04,354
You got to believe in yourself now, man.
609
00:24:04,356 --> 00:24:05,979
You-you solved my break-in.
610
00:24:05,982 --> 00:24:08,525
Right? So maybe Matty just
611
00:24:08,527 --> 00:24:10,394
really believes in
your detective skills.
612
00:24:10,396 --> 00:24:12,129
[SCOFFS] That woman does not believe
613
00:24:12,131 --> 00:24:14,097
in my detective skills, Jack.
614
00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:15,632
This is an interrogation technique
615
00:24:15,634 --> 00:24:17,267
straight out of the book she wrote
616
00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:19,169
for the spy school she sent me to.
617
00:24:19,171 --> 00:24:20,771
She's trying to make me
crack under the pressure,
618
00:24:20,773 --> 00:24:22,706
and it is working.
619
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:24,608
Quit being such a baby.
620
00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,310
Look... [CHUCKLES] like I said,
621
00:24:26,312 --> 00:24:27,311
try and figure it out.
622
00:24:27,313 --> 00:24:29,213
[WHISPERING]: Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac.
623
00:24:29,215 --> 00:24:30,747
Uh, keep calm. Don't crack.
624
00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:32,950
[SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
625
00:24:40,693 --> 00:24:42,216
Okay. We're clear.
626
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,760
Yeah, so, we're in agreement.
627
00:24:43,762 --> 00:24:45,062
How are we gonna find this guy?
628
00:24:45,064 --> 00:24:47,030
I think it's gonna have to
be a room-by-room search,
629
00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:48,565
- unfortunately.
- No, man, that's gonna take forever.
630
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,033
Then we better get started.
631
00:24:50,035 --> 00:24:51,501
MacGYVER: Yeah.
632
00:25:04,316 --> 00:25:06,516
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
633
00:25:07,463 --> 00:25:10,119
Well, this is a big, steamy
pile of no bueno.
634
00:25:10,122 --> 00:25:11,888
Guys, I may be way off base here,
635
00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:15,301
but, um... shouldn't a
bunch of radioactive waste
636
00:25:15,304 --> 00:25:17,038
be stored in an officially sanctioned
637
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,073
nuclear disposal site?
638
00:25:18,076 --> 00:25:21,365
[STIFLES SNEEZE]
639
00:25:21,367 --> 00:25:23,607
I'm sorry. Sorry.
640
00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:25,202
Okay. Unfortunately, I just realized
641
00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:26,303
what these guys are doing.
642
00:25:26,305 --> 00:25:27,666
Kahn and his men
643
00:25:27,669 --> 00:25:29,239
are stealing radioactive waste,
644
00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:31,474
smuggling it outside
of the exclusion zone,
645
00:25:31,477 --> 00:25:33,310
probably for sale on the black market.
646
00:25:33,312 --> 00:25:34,611
- Dirty bombs, right?
- Yeah.
647
00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:36,947
Rig just one of those barrels
648
00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:39,436
with enough explosive, and
the resulting kaboom could
649
00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:42,585
render a major city
unlivable, 10,000 years.
650
00:25:42,588 --> 00:25:44,288
That's probably why they grabbed Sergei.
651
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:46,189
If I'm a nuclear pirate looking to sell
652
00:25:46,191 --> 00:25:47,424
dirty bomb parts to terrorists
653
00:25:47,427 --> 00:25:49,183
and some yahoo stumbles
upon my operation
654
00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:50,394
I'd grease him as well.
655
00:25:50,396 --> 00:25:52,373
Which means he's probably already dead.
656
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,298
Ah, Sergei's phone just turned back on.
657
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,867
- [CHIMES]
- And someone sent Sergei a text.
658
00:25:56,869 --> 00:25:58,358
"Dmitry accepts your terms.
659
00:25:58,361 --> 00:26:00,162
Cash for the rat. One hour."
660
00:26:00,165 --> 00:26:02,269
If there's a silver lining
to all this confusion,
661
00:26:02,272 --> 00:26:03,371
at least we know our boy
662
00:26:03,374 --> 00:26:04,856
Sergei's still alive and kicking, right?
663
00:26:04,858 --> 00:26:06,459
Well, for the next 60 minutes, yeah.
664
00:26:06,462 --> 00:26:08,442
Okay, so we have one
hour to find Sergei,
665
00:26:08,445 --> 00:26:10,447
get him away from a group
of international criminals
666
00:26:10,449 --> 00:26:11,948
selling radioactive waste
667
00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:13,692
before the Ukrainian
mob shows up to kill him.
668
00:26:13,694 --> 00:26:15,218
Pretty much, yeah, yeah.
669
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,720
Awesome.
670
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,927
All right, people, we are
T-minus 47 minutes and counting
671
00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:30,465
until the Ukrainians
come to collect Sergei,
672
00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,100
which means our goal remains simple:
673
00:26:32,102 --> 00:26:33,402
get Sergei first.
674
00:26:33,404 --> 00:26:35,010
Yeah, we're fully aware of that, Matty,
675
00:26:35,013 --> 00:26:36,716
but this place is gigantic.
676
00:26:36,719 --> 00:26:39,002
It's like trying to find
him in a Walmart Supercenter.
677
00:26:39,005 --> 00:26:40,475
And, in case anyone forgot,
678
00:26:40,477 --> 00:26:42,018
finding Sergei is only half the problem.
679
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,879
What are we gonna do about
Kahn's radioactive waste?
680
00:26:43,881 --> 00:26:45,419
I have a tac team en route
681
00:26:45,422 --> 00:26:47,356
to get Kahn and his men.
They're two hours out.
682
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,109
No, no, no. Matty, the trucks
will be loaded and gone by then.
683
00:26:50,112 --> 00:26:52,251
If we let any of this
stuff drive out that door,
684
00:26:52,254 --> 00:26:53,520
next time we see it is gonna be
685
00:26:53,523 --> 00:26:55,090
when a dirty bomb
explodes in a major city.
686
00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:56,458
I understand that, Mac,
687
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:58,560
but your orders are to get Sergei.
688
00:26:58,562 --> 00:27:00,729
- Well, then my orders are wrong.
- Mac.
689
00:27:01,498 --> 00:27:03,331
Do we have a problem, MacGyver?
690
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:06,001
No, we do not, but we will
if we let any of that waste
691
00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:07,969
drive out this building. Look, Matty,
692
00:27:07,971 --> 00:27:09,905
I'm asking you to trust me
693
00:27:09,907 --> 00:27:12,516
and I'm telling you
we can both get Sergei
694
00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:14,419
and stop those barrels
from being shipped out.
695
00:27:14,422 --> 00:27:15,744
Okay, Mac.
696
00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:16,711
What's your plan?
697
00:27:16,713 --> 00:27:18,613
Pretty simple. I go disable the trucks.
698
00:27:18,615 --> 00:27:20,515
You guys grab Sergei, and
we get the hell out of here.
699
00:27:20,517 --> 00:27:21,515
Sounds good to me.
700
00:27:21,518 --> 00:27:23,350
Okay, that is not a plan.
701
00:27:23,353 --> 00:27:26,188
Well, better make it one 'cause
Mac's already doing his part.
702
00:27:27,524 --> 00:27:30,192
[MEN SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
703
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,406
Okay, Mac, you there?
704
00:27:44,408 --> 00:27:45,707
How you doing, man?
705
00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:47,909
Well, considering I'm
surrounded by radioactive waste
706
00:27:47,911 --> 00:27:49,478
and people who would
shoot me dead on sight,
707
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,346
not too bad, actually.
708
00:27:54,718 --> 00:27:57,486
[MEN SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
709
00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,126
RILEY: Here's more bad news.
710
00:28:05,128 --> 00:28:07,262
We only got 30 minutes
left to find Sergei.
711
00:28:07,264 --> 00:28:08,663
Hey, there's no way
we're going to find him
712
00:28:08,665 --> 00:28:11,539
going room to room like
this. This place is too big.
713
00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:17,664
Come on.
714
00:28:29,419 --> 00:28:31,686
Okay, I have an idea, Riley,
715
00:28:31,688 --> 00:28:35,023
but you're gonna have to
translate something for me.
716
00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:43,431
JACK: Hey.
717
00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:46,065
Okay, Riley, moment of truth.
718
00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:47,801
You feeling good about this translation?
719
00:28:47,804 --> 00:28:50,038
Uh, my translation is perfect, Jack.
720
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,864
It's your pronunciation
I'm worried about.
721
00:28:51,867 --> 00:28:53,608
[SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
722
00:29:03,053 --> 00:29:04,286
[SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
723
00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:06,744
He's in the basement.
724
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:07,913
Two floors down.
725
00:29:19,236 --> 00:29:21,468
The latest scan is complete, Bozer.
726
00:29:21,471 --> 00:29:24,731
We have a 47% match on the
last partial fingerprint.
727
00:29:24,734 --> 00:29:27,336
Right. Just put it in the folder
with the rest of Matty's prints.
728
00:29:27,339 --> 00:29:30,231
But this print doesn't
belong to Director Webber.
729
00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:31,980
Who do they belong to?
730
00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:35,164
Davis, Elwood J., which is of
interest because that'd mean
731
00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:37,319
- Riley's dad was at...
- I need you to delete that data.
732
00:29:37,321 --> 00:29:39,688
- It is against my programming.
- Hey.
733
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:42,153
Don't make me go all Three
Laws of Robotics on you, okay.
734
00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:44,590
You were programmed to follow
my orders, so follow 'em.
735
00:29:44,593 --> 00:29:46,484
Affirmative. Deleting.
736
00:29:48,432 --> 00:29:50,131
Hey, Sherlock.
737
00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,466
Bust anyone yet?
738
00:29:51,468 --> 00:29:54,436
Uh... uh, not yet.
739
00:29:54,438 --> 00:29:55,837
Uh, lots of leads.
740
00:29:55,839 --> 00:29:57,606
Um, I'm still running
prints through the system.
741
00:29:57,608 --> 00:29:59,007
So far, just yours.
742
00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:04,179
You know, I think the
thief got into my safe.
743
00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:06,247
I had some very valuable
jewelry in there.
744
00:30:06,249 --> 00:30:08,249
Did you call any of the pawnshops,
745
00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:10,218
see if someone tried to unload anything?
746
00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,672
Yep, called 'em all. No jewelry.
747
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,792
Sometimes, Bozer,
748
00:30:17,794 --> 00:30:19,628
you have to be very clever
749
00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:21,062
to get someone to admit something
750
00:30:21,064 --> 00:30:23,865
that they might not want to.
751
00:30:23,867 --> 00:30:26,601
Returning stolen goods doesn't
make a pawnshop any money.
752
00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:28,536
You need to call them
back and push... hard.
753
00:30:28,538 --> 00:30:31,882
Yep. Okay. Will do, Matty.
754
00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:33,352
Thank you.
755
00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:37,879
Such a... [SIGHS]
756
00:30:37,881 --> 00:30:39,848
terrible violation...
757
00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:41,950
someone breaking into your home.
758
00:30:43,286 --> 00:30:46,688
Which is why I'm really glad
that I put my trust in you.
759
00:30:47,754 --> 00:30:50,254
Because I know that
you'll give me the truth.
760
00:30:50,257 --> 00:30:53,128
- Won't you, Bozer?
- Sure will, Matty.
761
00:31:11,948 --> 00:31:14,282
Okay, come on, come on.
762
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,787
Okay.
763
00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:20,001
Hmm?
764
00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:21,304
Oh, crap.
765
00:31:22,926 --> 00:31:25,093
[SPEAKING UKRAINIAN]
766
00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:36,981
Hey. We're with the U.S. government.
767
00:31:36,984 --> 00:31:38,873
We're here to get you out. Okay?
768
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,507
[SNEEZES]
769
00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:42,809
Oh, right in the mask. [GROANS]
770
00:31:42,812 --> 00:31:45,079
You are the one who
chased me in the woods.
771
00:31:45,082 --> 00:31:46,520
The sneezing man.
772
00:31:46,523 --> 00:31:48,475
RILEY: Yeah, that's him,
all right, sneezing man.
773
00:31:48,478 --> 00:31:49,544
[GROANS]
774
00:31:49,547 --> 00:31:51,789
Look, we have to leave. Now.
775
00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:54,309
Your former boss is on his way
here as we speak to collect you.
776
00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,323
Can you walk?
777
00:31:55,325 --> 00:31:57,592
I guess we'll find out.
778
00:31:57,594 --> 00:32:00,929
I like your attitude. Now,
suit up, we're leaving.
779
00:32:00,931 --> 00:32:02,690
JACK [OVER COMM]:
Okay, Mac, we got Sergei.
780
00:32:02,693 --> 00:32:03,792
We're headed to you now.
781
00:32:05,936 --> 00:32:08,470
Ah, great, yeah.
782
00:32:08,472 --> 00:32:10,492
Almost done. Meet me
in the loading area.
783
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,307
Will do. Let's go, man, let's go.
784
00:32:15,612 --> 00:32:17,045
[SERGEI GRUNTING]
785
00:32:17,047 --> 00:32:19,013
JACK: You got to try to
stop limping if you can, bro.
786
00:32:19,015 --> 00:32:20,129
You're gonna give us away.
787
00:32:20,132 --> 00:32:21,723
You can have limping or screaming.
788
00:32:21,726 --> 00:32:23,118
Which would you prefer?
789
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,919
Don't scream, don't scream, Hopalong.
790
00:32:24,921 --> 00:32:26,187
RILEY: Okay, Mac, we're here.
791
00:32:26,189 --> 00:32:27,286
So what's the plan for,
792
00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:28,739
you know, not sticking around?
793
00:32:28,742 --> 00:32:31,693
All right, I disabled every truck
794
00:32:31,695 --> 00:32:34,095
except for the one we're
gonna use to get out of here.
795
00:32:34,097 --> 00:32:36,030
Yeah, sounds good, get it, man, get it.
796
00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:37,615
'Cause, hey, listen,
I don't think Sergei
797
00:32:37,617 --> 00:32:39,667
is gonna be outrunning anybody, bro.
798
00:32:42,672 --> 00:32:44,773
Okay, meet me by the lone green
799
00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:46,441
cargo truck by the hangar door.
800
00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:48,176
- Be ready to roll.
- Copy that.
801
00:32:48,178 --> 00:32:50,311
[SERGEI GROANS]
802
00:32:50,314 --> 00:32:52,318
All right, here we go, big man.
803
00:32:52,321 --> 00:32:53,867
Don't screw this up.
804
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,087
Hey.
805
00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:00,355
Uh-huh.
806
00:33:00,357 --> 00:33:01,523
[LOUD GROAN]
807
00:33:01,525 --> 00:33:02,557
I got you.
808
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:04,492
I got you, come on.
809
00:33:04,495 --> 00:33:06,340
Just lean on me, lean on me.
810
00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:08,458
Few more steps and we're home free.
811
00:33:08,461 --> 00:33:10,098
- Truck's right here.
- Yeah, almost.
812
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,866
[CHUCKLES] Here we go, baby.
813
00:33:11,868 --> 00:33:13,168
Yeah. [SNEEZES LOUDLY]
814
00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:15,603
[JACK PANTING]
815
00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,436
- Really?
- Oh, man.
816
00:33:17,439 --> 00:33:19,472
[MEN SHOUTING, GUNS COCKING]
817
00:33:26,157 --> 00:33:28,024
[GROANS LOUDLY]
818
00:33:40,372 --> 00:33:41,771
RILEY: Mac, we got a big problem.
819
00:33:41,774 --> 00:33:42,773
I see it. Okay, first things first.
820
00:33:42,775 --> 00:33:43,841
We got to get this thing started.
821
00:33:43,843 --> 00:33:46,091
So, I will...
822
00:33:46,094 --> 00:33:47,577
wait for you to find the keys.
823
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,888
Go ahead, crank it.
824
00:33:48,891 --> 00:33:50,314
RILEY: I hope these
guys aren't dumb enough
825
00:33:50,316 --> 00:33:51,816
to shoot at barrels
of radioactive waste.
826
00:33:51,818 --> 00:33:52,709
MacGYVER: Jack, get down!
827
00:33:52,711 --> 00:33:54,051
JACK: You can scream now, big man.
828
00:33:54,053 --> 00:33:55,619
[SERGEI SCREAMING]
829
00:33:56,622 --> 00:33:58,289
SERGEI: Idiot, you pierce
830
00:33:58,291 --> 00:34:01,009
one of those drums, you'll kill us all.
831
00:34:01,012 --> 00:34:02,717
JACK: No wonder they're not firing back.
832
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,829
[LAUGHS] Get in there, get in there.
833
00:34:04,831 --> 00:34:06,931
- Go, go, Mac.
- All right.
834
00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:09,467
- Go! Go! Go!
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
835
00:34:10,937 --> 00:34:12,570
[SHOUTING]
836
00:34:14,384 --> 00:34:16,191
[ENGINE STALLS]
837
00:34:16,194 --> 00:34:17,647
No.
838
00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:20,511
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
839
00:34:20,513 --> 00:34:22,613
- [SERGEI GROANS LOUDLY]
- JACK: Hang in there, Sergei.
840
00:34:22,615 --> 00:34:24,248
Hang in there. We're
gonna get you some help,
841
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:25,749
I promise you.
842
00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:27,751
Say good-bye to Chernobyl, boys.
843
00:34:27,754 --> 00:34:29,455
JACK: Ah. Oh,
844
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:31,311
and say hello to the Phoenix.
845
00:34:31,314 --> 00:34:33,445
That's probably the tac team
Matty sent for us right there.
846
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:34,553
We're gonna be fine.
847
00:34:34,556 --> 00:34:36,686
That doesn't look like
the Phoenix tac team, Jack.
848
00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:38,580
JACK: Huh?
849
00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:41,084
Nope, that's the Ukrainian mob.
850
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:44,973
[BRAKES SQUEAK]
851
00:34:44,976 --> 00:34:46,676
[TRUCK IDLING]
852
00:34:47,807 --> 00:34:49,244
What now?
853
00:34:53,603 --> 00:34:55,379
[GEIGER COUNTER CLICKING]
854
00:34:55,381 --> 00:34:56,819
We're gonna give 'em Sergei.
855
00:34:56,822 --> 00:34:58,315
JACK, SERGEI AND RILEY: What?
856
00:34:58,317 --> 00:35:00,117
Those dosimeter badges,
this one right here,
857
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:01,772
take it off, hand it to Jack.
858
00:35:01,775 --> 00:35:03,420
Jack, wipe 'em on the barrels in back.
859
00:35:03,422 --> 00:35:04,622
Make sure they turn black.
860
00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:11,348
All right, ready.
861
00:35:11,351 --> 00:35:13,087
Mac, they're getting closer.
862
00:35:18,905 --> 00:35:21,105
[GEIGER COUNTER CLICKING FASTER]
863
00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:25,776
Step out of the truck.
864
00:35:25,778 --> 00:35:27,462
Slowly.
865
00:35:39,314 --> 00:35:41,225
Sergei...
866
00:35:41,227 --> 00:35:43,111
it's good to see you.
867
00:35:43,114 --> 00:35:45,328
Soon we will be alone,
and I'm looking forward
868
00:35:45,331 --> 00:35:46,997
to that time very much.
869
00:35:46,999 --> 00:35:49,233
I have many questions for you.
870
00:35:49,235 --> 00:35:50,994
He's all yours if you want him.
871
00:35:50,997 --> 00:35:52,736
I wouldn't take him, if I were you.
872
00:35:52,738 --> 00:35:54,872
Black badges.
873
00:35:54,874 --> 00:35:56,740
MacGYVER: Yeah, you
know what these mean.
874
00:35:56,742 --> 00:36:00,587
He's been exposed to a lethal
dose of radiation... we all have.
875
00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:03,057
Frankly, I'm surprised we're
not all glowing right now.
876
00:36:04,876 --> 00:36:07,351
Look, you can shoot us if you want.
877
00:36:07,353 --> 00:36:09,447
It's a waste of bullets,
878
00:36:09,450 --> 00:36:11,452
honestly, 'cause we're all dead anyway.
879
00:36:11,455 --> 00:36:14,892
And if any of you get near any of us,
880
00:36:14,894 --> 00:36:17,197
you're all dead, too.
881
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,099
We'll take our chances.
882
00:36:26,272 --> 00:36:28,072
- [METALLIC SNAP]
- [DMITRY SCREAMS]
883
00:36:31,877 --> 00:36:34,337
Drop 'em! I said drop 'em!
884
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:35,946
Or you can give Dmitry
your do svidaniyas
885
00:36:35,948 --> 00:36:37,214
right here, right now.
886
00:36:37,216 --> 00:36:38,280
Jack, that's Russian.
887
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,733
Yeah, whatever. I think they get it.
888
00:36:39,736 --> 00:36:43,439
[DMITRY SCREAMING]
889
00:36:47,326 --> 00:36:49,026
[CRYING OUT]
890
00:36:49,028 --> 00:36:50,894
Better you than a bear.
891
00:36:55,455 --> 00:36:56,967
So, Mac, I got to ask.
892
00:36:56,969 --> 00:36:58,889
I know the bear trap was a lucky break,
893
00:36:58,892 --> 00:37:01,920
but how'd you trick their
Geiger counters into going nuts?
894
00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:04,808
Well, I turned this truck's
CB radio into a high-amplitude
895
00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:07,467
electromagnetic wave generator,
'cause Geiger counters work
896
00:37:07,470 --> 00:37:09,246
- by passing the current...
- Thought you said it was simple.
897
00:37:09,248 --> 00:37:10,314
You know, actually, I'm sorry,
898
00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:11,448
I-I don't care.
899
00:37:11,450 --> 00:37:12,816
I just want to make
sure there's not a lot
900
00:37:12,818 --> 00:37:14,752
of gamma rays coming this
way, you know what I'm saying?
901
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,620
There were a lot of gamma
rays coming out of that...
902
00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:17,688
No, don't-don't-don't encourage him,
903
00:37:17,690 --> 00:37:19,117
'cause now we're gonna
have to hear him say,
904
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:21,058
"You wouldn't like when I'm
angry," all the way home.
905
00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:22,654
It's true, you wouldn't
like me when I'm angry.
906
00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:24,890
I know you guys won't
like me when I'm angry...
907
00:37:29,658 --> 00:37:31,600
Thanks, guys.
908
00:37:31,603 --> 00:37:33,737
About damn time you guys got back.
909
00:37:33,739 --> 00:37:35,739
Do you know how hard it has
been trying to avoid Matty
910
00:37:35,741 --> 00:37:37,408
while slow-playing my investigation
911
00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:38,842
into the break-in at her place?
912
00:37:38,844 --> 00:37:40,644
Probably not nearly
as hard as staring down
913
00:37:40,646 --> 00:37:42,873
radioactive pirates
and the Ukrainian mob.
914
00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:44,209
Agree to disagree, Jack.
915
00:37:44,212 --> 00:37:46,317
Okay, I keep telling this
woman I'm hitting dead ends,
916
00:37:46,319 --> 00:37:48,052
and she keeps telling me to push harder.
917
00:37:48,054 --> 00:37:49,720
Have you figured out what
you're gonna do about Matty?
918
00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:51,155
'Cause I can't keep this up much longer.
919
00:37:51,157 --> 00:37:52,256
- JACK: Yes, you can.
- No, I can't.
920
00:37:52,258 --> 00:37:53,657
- Yes, you can.
- MacGYVER: Hey, hey, guys,
921
00:37:53,659 --> 00:37:55,559
Matty lied to me on purpose,
and I don't know why,
922
00:37:55,561 --> 00:37:56,827
but what I do know is that
923
00:37:56,829 --> 00:37:58,128
she never does anything on accident.
924
00:37:58,130 --> 00:38:00,631
Agree with all that. But
the question still remains,
925
00:38:00,634 --> 00:38:02,066
what are you gonna do about it?
926
00:38:02,068 --> 00:38:03,901
MATTY: Are you guys gonna
just stand around the hall
927
00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:06,337
clucking, or can we get
this debrief started?
928
00:38:12,894 --> 00:38:15,244
So, aside from a few missteps
929
00:38:15,247 --> 00:38:17,506
from Captain Sneeze-a-Lot over here...
930
00:38:17,509 --> 00:38:20,818
What can I say? I have
atomic sneeze powers.
931
00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,272
Sergei's now in custody,
932
00:38:22,275 --> 00:38:23,720
and eagerly giving up
933
00:38:23,723 --> 00:38:25,554
all the intel that we need to dismantle
934
00:38:25,557 --> 00:38:28,491
the Ukrainian mob and cut off
their terrorist trade routes.
935
00:38:28,494 --> 00:38:30,661
And what about our nuclear pirates?
936
00:38:30,663 --> 00:38:33,263
Phoenix agents rounded up Kahn
937
00:38:33,265 --> 00:38:34,765
and his entire crew at the warehouse,
938
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:36,400
along with a very large shipment
939
00:38:36,402 --> 00:38:37,801
of radioactive waste,
940
00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:41,905
which will now be disposed
of in the appropriate manner.
941
00:38:41,907 --> 00:38:44,074
You were right, Mac.
942
00:38:44,076 --> 00:38:46,280
Going after both Sergei and the waste,
943
00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,582
it was the right move.
944
00:38:51,584 --> 00:38:53,584
This is a huge victory, guys.
945
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:55,486
One that you should
all feel very proud of.
946
00:38:55,488 --> 00:38:56,520
I know I'm
947
00:38:56,522 --> 00:38:58,600
really proud of all of you.
948
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,457
Okay, now get out of here.
949
00:39:00,459 --> 00:39:02,726
Go get some rest. You
guys have earned it.
950
00:39:02,728 --> 00:39:05,662
So, we have permission to celebrate?
951
00:39:05,664 --> 00:39:08,462
- Live it up.
- Yeah, yeah.
952
00:39:08,465 --> 00:39:11,886
You've been unusually quiet, MacGyver.
953
00:39:14,673 --> 00:39:16,306
Everything okay?
954
00:39:23,357 --> 00:39:24,788
Yeah.
955
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:26,291
Everything's fine.
956
00:39:26,294 --> 00:39:27,493
[OBJECT CLATTERS ON TABLE]
957
00:39:33,072 --> 00:39:37,000
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