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Aww! Look at these two.
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She's been dreaming about this
day since she was a sapling.
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He's got a tiny stick
up his butt.
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But you can't deny they
were made for each other.
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Stella?
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Who are you talking to?
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Thought I was talking to you.
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Let me guess.
You two need a wedding cake.
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Actually, we need
a funeral cake.
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That's not a thing. Right.
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But I love cake,
and it's my funeral.
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My living funeral.
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I'm dying.
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Wow. I'm so sorry.
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No, don't be.
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My life has been pretty amazing.
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I can honestly say
I wouldn't change a thing.
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From the minute I was
diagnosed with cancer,
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my mom and dad were there
for me no matter what.
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We're here for you.
No matter what.
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Over the next few years,
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my brother Aiden encouraged me
to live like I was dying.
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Because I was.
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Yeah!
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My sister Elizabeth
never let me miss a beat...
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even when I was
at my absolute worst.
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My family always
helped me face my fears.
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So that dying would seem
like the next great adventure.
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Would you do something for me?
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Six years in, I thought
I had done it all.
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Would you get me out of here?
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But then I was watching
this sappy cancer movie
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with my sister
and her husband, Diego,
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and I realized that there
was still one thing
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left for me to do...
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Find true love.
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So after I stopped chemo,
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my dad scraped together
the money to send me
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to the birthplace of love...
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Paris.
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Where I dressed up
like a sexy mime
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and waited for my soul mate
to appear.
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I'm so sorry.
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He was lost... literally.
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Can you help me?
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But he was also
figuratively lost.
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See, he was afraid to live...
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And she was afraid to die.
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Baby, you've gotta
stop adding that part.
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I was not afraid to die.
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We'll just tell it your way.
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So there we were,
two strangers in Paris...
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falling in love the way
only two people
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with nothing else
to do truly can.
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You know what happens next.
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Stella?
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Will you spend
the rest of your life...
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with me?
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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So I got my godmother Poppy
to marry us.
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Sure, getting married
was a rash decision,
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but it was only a six-
to eightmonth commitment tops.
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- I love you.
- Not yet!
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"Husband and wife,"
I have to say that part.
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And so began
the sexiest marriage ever.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Nobody has Sara Bareilles
candle sex every night.
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But we do.
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Because we never know
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if it will be my
last night on earth.
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That was a beautiful story.
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A little longer than I expected,
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but... a beautiful story.
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You're life is like one of
those romantic cancer movies.
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I want to give you a free cake.
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Thank you so much.
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Okay. I played the cancer card,
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but you have to play
the hand you're dealt.
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After all, I am dying.
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You're not dying.
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I'm sorry.
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What did you just say?
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The oncolytic
virotherapy worked.
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Stella...
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you're cured.
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My God! That's amazing!
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That's amazing!
Thank you so much!
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Needless to say,
my living funeral
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took on a whole new meaning.
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I know that we've been
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down this road before...
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Dr. Chang said that
I'm not in remission...
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I'm cured.
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I don't believe it.
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Daddy, stop crying.
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You're making me cry.
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Your mom's not gonna stop.
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I'm so glad you're okay.
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Thank you.
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Who are you?
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I'm Aiden's friend Marlene.
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She's here for
emotional support.
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We got rowdy that night.
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Even Dad danced.
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All right, hey, guys!
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Why are we still
holding these eulogies
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for someone who's not dying?
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Why don't we just
burn this thing?
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Who's with me? Come on!
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This thing is not lighting.
Okay, just give me a second.
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All right, okay.
Okay, fine, fine, fine.
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Okay.
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Stel, you should have
invited Dr. Chang
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so we could have
thanked her in person.
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This was just for family.
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- And apparently, Marlene.
- Aww!
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Plus, I was thinking
that I could...
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I could throw Dr. Chang
her own party next week
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instead of family dinner.
Of course, yes!
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So... what are you gonna do
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with the first day of
the rest of your life?
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I don't know.
Maybe I'll apply to college.
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I know a professor who could
write me a good recommendation.
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Everything okay, Daddy?
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Yep. Never been better,
Stelbelle.
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Hey, did my dad
seem weird to you?
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No, you're dad's
just not a very emotional guy.
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Yeah. It's probably nothing.
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Okay, time for our
private celebration.
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Play Sara Bareilles.
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Actually...
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Um...
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would you mind
if we took the night off?
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I'm... I'm exhausted, and... Yes.
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Absolutely fine. No problem.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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Today's just... been a lot.
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And I...
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don't want to be up for hours.
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Babe, it doesn't
have to take hours.
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I mean, maybe we can just
ditch the 600 candles
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and the indierock soundtrack
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and, you know,
just get 'er done.
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Am I the "'er" in
that crude proposition?
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No. I mean, yes,
you are, but I...
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Do you not like
the way we have sex?
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I love it. It's not that,
I'm just saying
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that this isn't gonna be
your last night on earth,
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so maybe we could change it up.
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I don't want anything to change.
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You know what? Never mind.
Let's just go to bed.
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What are you doing?
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I always fall asleep
with my head on your chest.
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Unless you don't like being
my pillow anymore, either.
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No, I... I love
being your pillow.
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Get in there.
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Yeah.
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As I lay there, I could feel
things were already changing,
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I just didn't know how much.
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- What?
- Hi, Daddy.
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Just came to see
how you were doing.
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Can't talk, Stelbelle,
late for my lecture.
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Rent's on the counter.
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Love you.
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What's going on?
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Mom just left Dad.
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Do you... Do you want a waffle?
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These waffles are amazing.
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You should try it.
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Can you just stop
with the waffle?
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You're right, this is serious.
A waffle isn't the answer.
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I also have three flavors
of Tasty Strudel...
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Will someone just
tell me what happened?
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Lizzie, you take it.
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Okay.
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The way Mom and Dad
act around you is a show.
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They've got problems.
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They just kept them from you
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because Dr. Chang
told us not to dump in,
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because creating a positive
emotional environment
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would give you a better shot
at beating cancer.
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So...
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we all kept stuff from you.
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You all have...
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secrets you've been hiding from
me for the last eight years?
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No, no secrets.
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I'm good.
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Are you lying?
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Obviously.
Aiden is stresseating.
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So what are you're problems?
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Aiden is a grown man
who still lives at home,
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sells his ADD medication
to soccer moms,
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and uses your cancer to guilt
them into sleeping with him.
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Well, Elizabeth hates her children.
I do not!
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Please, you said that you would
trade them for a massage chair.
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I said that once.
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Okay, okay. I will admit I...
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made sacrifices in my career
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so that I could have
children early
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to give Mom and Dad
something positive to focus on.
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And I may regret that.
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And I may regret selling drugs
and sleeping with soccer moms.
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No! It's so fun!
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Guys, I do what I have to.
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Dad gives handouts
to his dying daughter,
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but all he gives
his loser son is grief.
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And a place to live.
Reluctantly.
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He gives that reluctantly.
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Okay, you...
might be beyond help.
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But, Lizzie...
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if you need to focus on work,
I can babysit.
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You know nothing about kids.
That's not true.
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I know a lot.
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I believe...
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the children are our future.
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That sounds about right.
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I do have a stupid client
dinner tomorrow night and...
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Done!
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I probably should
have run that by Wes,
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but I figured
he'd be cool with it.
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He loves to make me happy.
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I mean, the past six months,
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I did whatever it took
to make her happy,
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even when it didn't
always make me happy.
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Now I'm starting to worry
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if I can keep it up
for the rest of our lives.
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You see, Wes,
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this is a support group
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for the spouses
of the terminally ill,
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which you no longer are.
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That's why we ordered you
this celebratory pizza.
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You guy! You're the best.
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Just before we dig into it,
though, can I ask you...
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No. No.
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Wes, this pizza is a...
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it's a gesture of...
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goodbye.
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It's a goodbye pizza.
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Yeah. Let's eat.
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I knew that my dad
wasn't the type of guy
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that was gonna tell me
what was going on,
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so I went to him.
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Hey, Daddy. Stelbelle.
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What are you doing here?
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Can we talk about you and Mom?
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We're fine. She left you.
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We've been better.
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I know you want to protect me.
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Lizzie told me about
the whole dumping in thing
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while Aiden claimed you
thought he was a loser.
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He is a loser.
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He spent an entire week hiding
our garden gnomes in places
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that would scare me in the dark.
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That's...
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not funny.
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Dad, you don't have to
protect me anymore.
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Just tell me what happened.
Why did Mom leave?
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She's just staying
at Poppy's for a while
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while she processes the fact...
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we may have to sell the house.
262
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,900
Why?
263
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,135
I can't afford the mortgage.
264
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,871
Or the second mortgage.
265
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:27,274
Well, if you were hurting,
why didn't you say something?
266
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,845
You didn't have to pay
for Paris or my wedding.
267
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,846
Or my rent.
268
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,018
No, I don't regret
helping you for one second.
269
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,619
But I should have been
more responsible
270
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,154
with how much I helped.
271
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:44,024
I should have told
your mother sooner.
272
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,260
For the first time in my life,
273
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:50,130
my dad needed my help
more than I needed his.
274
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,399
Here's what we're gonna do.
I'll talk to Mom,
275
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,602
and you are gonna figure out
how to save the house.
276
00:13:55,635 --> 00:14:00,540
And to help, I am cutting
myself off financially,
277
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,009
starting right now.
278
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,944
Rent check...
279
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,512
What about college?
280
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,014
College is for dorks.
281
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,349
I'm a college professor.
282
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,451
I'll get a job.
283
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,421
So I did the same thing
every desperate Millennial
284
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,991
with a funky haircut does,
I became a barista.
285
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,060
Never show up without the hat.
286
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,063
Yes! My first job ever!
287
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,898
Was it my dream job?
288
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,134
No. But it was a start.
289
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,902
And now that I was
pulling my own weight,
290
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,537
I thought it would be
a good time for me
291
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,273
to go by my godmother's house
and talk to my mom.
292
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,415
I thought wrong.
293
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,254
As I watched my mother make up
294
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,456
for missing 30 years
of Lilith Fair,
295
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,525
I realized why she loved
her Subaru so much.
296
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,495
I also realize that I knew
lots of lesbian cliches.
297
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,064
What the hell?!
298
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,499
My gosh! What is going on?
299
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,667
Honey, honey, this...
300
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,278
this doesn't mean
what you think it means.
301
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,937
I don't know.
302
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,182
I mean, we have... we should
talk about this. Maybe later?
303
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,241
Yeah, this is between
you and your mom.
304
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,410
I will be inside. If you
need me... She doesn't.
305
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,213
She's married to my dad...
who you know.
306
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,015
- I should go.
- Yeah.
307
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,549
Yeah.
308
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,151
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
309
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,453
Don't attack Poppy.
This isn't her fault.
310
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,155
Okay, then whose fault is it?
311
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,423
Probably mine.
312
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,093
Wait, so this isn't
about the house?
313
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,260
The hous... no.
314
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,130
No, your father
lying about money
315
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,632
is just part of
the problem, honey.
316
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,134
He closed himself off.
317
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,436
So you're having
an affair with Poppy?
318
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,270
No.
319
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,039
No, this is
the first time anything
320
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,440
has gotten physical with us.
321
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,243
Well, second... third.
322
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,445
Our connection
is mainly emotional.
323
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,116
So you're having
an emotiona affair.
324
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,717
You're making it sound so tacky.
325
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,054
Well, it is tacky. You still
have her lip gloss on your chin.
326
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,090
Ew. What? God, look, I'm just...
327
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,193
okay, look, I am just trying
to explain that I am...
328
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,196
I'm very confused.
329
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,232
Look, honey...
330
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,534
I have always put
our family first.
331
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:11,204
But now it's my turn to start
thinking about my needs.
332
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,206
You have to talk to Dad.
333
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,309
And give him a chance
to fix this.
334
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,479
I do. I will.
I will talk to him, I promise.
335
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,016
But until I do, can we please
keep this between the two of us?
336
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,351
Of course.
337
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,362
But everyone knows telling
the person you're married
338
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,188
to doesn't count.
339
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,090
Morning.
340
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,591
Good morning.
341
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,027
I still can't believe
about your mum and Poppy.
342
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,364
It's nothing.
Just having a midlife crisis.
343
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,133
Well, maybe it's a good thing
344
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,203
that she's taking some time
to sort stuff out, you know?
345
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,413
You can't really have
a happy marriage
346
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,307
without being honest
about who you are.
347
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,109
Whose side are you on?
348
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,644
Your side, babe.
I'm always on your side.
349
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,780
You know, unless
we were on a boat
350
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,050
and being the same side as you
is gonna make the boat tip.
351
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,551
And then I would...
352
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,553
obviously move
to the other side,
353
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,621
for your safety.
354
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,622
But, no, I would...
355
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,192
I would still be on
your side metaphorically.
356
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,060
Okay.
357
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,571
I just feel like
you're acting weird around me
358
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,064
since we found out I was cured.
359
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,733
No.
360
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,168
No, not doing that.
361
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,171
He was doing that,
but I couldn't deal with it.
362
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,772
I had to go to work,
363
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,242
where I learned a fun
new way to spell "Julie."
364
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,180
Adorable.
365
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,449
I'll go get that ready.
Thank you.
366
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,654
I'm having a lot of difficulty
with these names.
367
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,190
Yeah, I just
draw little pictures.
368
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,327
Hottie incoming.
369
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,595
Ew, that's my brother.
I call dibs.
370
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:45,798
Yeah, you don't have to,
'cause that's my brother.
371
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,869
Yeah, you brought
her to my funeral.
372
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,837
My God. You died?
373
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,173
Okay, can you just go
be dumb over there?
374
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,341
Whatever.
375
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,775
Well, she just
called me to tell me
376
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,453
that her husband was
coming by the house to,
377
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,846
you know, kill me,
so I had to get out of there.
378
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,149
Marlene's married? Totally.
379
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,616
What is wrong with our family?
380
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:07,887
I don't have the time necessary
to answer that question.
381
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,822
Shh, shh, that's him!
382
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,856
Aiden!
383
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,295
Okay, Aiden, this is crazy.
384
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,197
You cannot be dating
married women.
385
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,731
We're not dating.
386
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,376
Why are you talking to this
man instead of working?
387
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,770
I... I don't know
if I'd call him a man.
388
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,673
Ouch.
389
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,142
Do you have a back door?
390
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,310
Okay...
391
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,711
I'll find it.
392
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,749
Sorry. Back to the grind.
393
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,785
Coffee grind.
394
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,292
No hat, no shift.
395
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,194
Clearly, I was failing at work.
396
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,263
But I hoped babysitting
Lizzie's kids would go better.
397
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,332
I want to wear your shiny ring.
398
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,934
No. No, I don't think
that's a good idea.
399
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,537
I want it. Okay.
400
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:03,343
Frank, I am your father.
401
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,212
You are?! No.
402
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,580
No, that's just from the movie.
403
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,182
Okay?
404
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,218
Wow, I can't believe you've
never seen "Star Wars."
405
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,420
- I'm five.
- Right.
406
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,523
Well, by the time Auntie Stelly
and my kids are five,
407
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,292
they are gonna know every word.
408
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,861
You said you didn't want kids.
409
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,231
Did I?
410
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:29,236
Well, that was because you said
you didn't want kids, you know?
411
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,504
Well, that's an issue.
412
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,774
It's an even bigger issue
that you lied to me.
413
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,943
We should talk about this later.
414
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,321
Why can't we just talk
about it right now?
415
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,947
Because Fiona
swallowed your ring.
416
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,582
My bad.
417
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,788
So... there's the ring.
418
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:52,792
And there's what appears
to be a...
419
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,295
small toy car.
420
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,797
Okay. Well, this, too,
shall pass.
421
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,433
Just tell your sister
to keep an eye on her stool.
422
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,335
Okay, I... I can't ask
my sister to see
423
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,870
if her kid's crapping diamonds
424
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,372
without an explanation.
425
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,239
Crap's a bad word.
426
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:10,277
Don't you judge me,
you ate my ring.
427
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,380
You okay?
428
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,782
Yes. Sorry. I'm just...
429
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,352
just trying to adjust
to a postcancer world.
430
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,787
Tell me about it.
431
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,323
Thought I'd spend my whole life
trying to find a cure,
432
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,291
but it didn't take that long.
433
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,627
So now I have no idea
what to do with myself.
434
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,398
I feel like you should
probably keep curing people.
435
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,934
What I meant was my whole life's
been so focused on one thing
436
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,969
that I haven't had time
to do anything else,
437
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,372
like... date.
438
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,309
My God. Yes!
439
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,710
You should date my brother.
440
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,613
I can't date
my patient's brother.
441
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,481
God, no matter how sexy he is.
442
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,818
Yeah, but I'm not
your patient anymore.
443
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,321
So, I mean, come on,
what do you have to lose?
444
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,589
My virginity.
445
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,391
I'm kidding.
446
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,726
Sort of.
447
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,404
Okay, you're right,
maybe you can set us up
448
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,438
at my thank you party
tomorrow night.
449
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,398
No! I forgot
all about her party.
450
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,767
Totally. Yes, that's perfect.
451
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,603
I... I am so excited
for your party.
452
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,572
You know, I even
wrote you a speech.
453
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,574
Nope. No, I didn't.
Why did I say that?
454
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,478
I'm sorry. Well, she was crying.
Was anybody watching her?
455
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,480
She just...
456
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,014
How did you know we were here?
457
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,050
Wes called me. The question
is why didn't you?
458
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:28,321
Because I... I had
the situation under control.
459
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,457
Clearly. Have they eaten?
460
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,460
I ate fancy jewelry. Honey.
461
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,962
Okay, you guys,
let's just... let's go.
462
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,930
Sorry, Lizzie!
463
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,400
Please keep an eye on her stool!
464
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:43,970
Nice work, narc.
465
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:47,474
Wait, so it's not okay
for your family to lie to you,
466
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,108
but fine for you to lie to them.
467
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,044
Of course not, that's why
I needed you to do it.
468
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,447
Well, I'm sorry, but I thought
Fiona was in danger.
469
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,684
Well, you were wrong.
470
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,887
Stella?
471
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,455
We're parked this way.
472
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,428
The next morning
was the first time
473
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,962
in six months of marriage that
474
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,665
Wes and I didn't speak
a word, other than...
475
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,410
Don't forget, we have
the party for Dr. Chang
476
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,802
at my parents' house tonight.
477
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,505
You sure that's still a good idea?
Nope.
478
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,842
But that didn't stop me
479
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,378
from going to decorate
the back yard.
480
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,461
Mom?
481
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,796
Stelbelle!
482
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:44,831
Hi, honey!
483
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,401
What are you...
What are you doing here, honey?
484
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,602
What are you doing here?
485
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:52,872
Um... I came to see your dad.
486
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,575
But first I stopped
and got some...
487
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,411
some vodka for courage and a...
488
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,748
Slim Jim... for protein.
489
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,759
For some reason, I can't seem
to make it past the yard,
490
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,618
so you know what,
I think I'm just gonna spend
491
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,854
the rest of the day
in this bush.
492
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,122
Hey, look.
No, it's a vodka bush.
493
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:14,561
I haven't seen you yet.
No, no. No. Okay...
494
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,696
I'm gonna take you inside. Okay.
495
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,698
You and Dad have to fix this.
Yeah.
496
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,501
All right, and that starts
with you telling him the truth.
497
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,503
Yeah. Okay.
498
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,074
Aiden!
499
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,512
Okay, time to heal.
500
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,981
I'm in love with Poppy.
501
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,182
Wait, what?
502
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,283
Mom, I thought we agreed
503
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,652
that you were gonna give Dad
a chance to fix this?
504
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,454
I... I, um,
I thought I was, too.
505
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,590
But when I pounded
those mini bottles
506
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:44,700
and I snapped into the Slim Jim,
507
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,559
something in me snapped.
508
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,595
Mom, what are you doing?
509
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,830
I'm coming out.
510
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:54,100
As a bi... sexual person.
511
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,468
Is that how you say it?
512
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,779
I'm new, so I don't
know the lingo yet.
513
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,105
You can't be bi.
You're almost 50!
514
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:02,008
Sexuality doesn't have
a statute of limitations, Peter.
515
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,776
Sexuality is fluid.
516
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,244
Really? Where did you hear that?
517
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,714
Shouldn't I be able to do
what makes me happy?
518
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,650
I thought I made you happy.
519
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,685
You did, Peter, a long time ago.
520
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,987
Really, Ida? This is
coming out of nowhere!
521
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,123
Coming out of nowhere?
This is happening right now!
522
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:19,759
As I watched my parents'
marriage fall apart,
523
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,960
all I could think was...
524
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,029
Guys, what about the party
tonight?
525
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,932
I'll be there. Me, too, sweetie.
We're still a family.
526
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,667
Sure, we're a family
when it suits you...
527
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,135
I know that seems selfish,
528
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,538
but I didn't want
to let down Dr. Chang.
529
00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:32,939
Tonight should be fun.
530
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,981
I cannot believe we're going
through this with party.
531
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:46,619
I cannot believe mom is a bi.
532
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,087
What are we gonna do?
533
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,527
Are you asking me or yourself?
534
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,730
I'm not sure.
535
00:24:57,764 --> 00:25:00,600
I used to have all the answers,
but now I don't.
536
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:05,605
I don't know anything at all.
537
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:11,077
That's called growing up, kid.
538
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,745
What do you know
about growing up?
539
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:15,114
You still mix chocolate milk
in your mouth.
540
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:18,017
Because that's
the right way to do it.
541
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:23,556
Look, I know enough
about growing up to know...
542
00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:24,557
it's not for me.
543
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,926
I also know that it
doesn't happen overnight.
544
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,161
It takes decades. So...
545
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,733
you can't give up.
546
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,167
You beat certain death.
547
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,671
I think you can figure out
how to handle uncertain life.
548
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,743
You're right.
549
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,579
Hey, can I use that line
for my speech tonight?
550
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,349
What did I just say?
551
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,684
Are you serious?
552
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,052
You just said it.
553
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:56,122
Like, we just had
an entire conversation.
554
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,624
We did? Yeah.
555
00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,793
You give me really good advice.
556
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,930
And as a thank you,
I said that I was...
557
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:06,633
gonna hook you up with
Dr. Chang tonight at her party.
558
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,368
Cool! You said you'd wear a tie.
559
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,013
You said you'd even
decorate the bark yard
560
00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:13,372
so I could go change
and write my speech.
561
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,907
Really?
562
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:18,210
I don't think I'm the sort
of guy who decorates and...
563
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,179
I'm pretty sure
I don't own a tie.
564
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:23,149
No, you got this.
565
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,284
This a chandelier?
566
00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:30,990
Hey. What are you up to?
567
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:35,061
I just finished writing
my speech for Dr. Chang.
568
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,796
I think it's really badass,
569
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,297
and I wrote it
on cocktail napkins,
570
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,742
which is great
because then we can just
571
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,033
repurpose them for cocktails.
572
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,377
They're actually
made from bamboo,
573
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,112
which I thought it was
just used for panda food,
574
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,648
but it turns out you can use it
for a lot of reusable stuff,
575
00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,082
like plates and napkins
and even diapers.
576
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,175
Are you doing
that thing where you...
577
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:53,245
overtalk to avoid having
a real conversation?
578
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,381
I think so.
579
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,749
It's just that I...
580
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,084
Look, I'm sorry.
581
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,720
Sorry. You go.
582
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:05,091
Stella, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you I wanted to have kids.
583
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:08,160
I really am.
It's just at the time...
584
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:11,397
we didn't have a... a future.
585
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:17,269
But now we do,
and I'm so happy about that.
586
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,139
I want to be honest
about who we are.
587
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,711
You go first.
Why do I have to go first?
588
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,046
Because I won the coin toss.
When was there a coin toss?
589
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:31,818
It happened earlier.
You missed it, unfortunately.
590
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,886
Okay. Okay, I'll go first.
591
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,793
"Love Actually"
isn't my favorite movie.
592
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,833
Okay, go on.
593
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,836
I don't love hardboiled eggs.
594
00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:52,071
I mean, they're your favorite,
but they're not mine.
595
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,440
I don't love the music
of Sara Bareilles, either.
596
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,877
I mean, I'm British. I can't
allow myself to be that happy.
597
00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:00,880
Also, I'd like you
to spank me, maybe...
598
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,449
Not all the time,
just maybe during sex...
599
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:06,252
Or if we're playing a team sport
and I do a really good job.
600
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:09,188
Um, I don't love the...
I don't love the way that, um...
601
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:12,859
I can't keep going outside
every time I have to fart.
602
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,026
I mean, winter's coming,
603
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,296
I'm not gonna be able to spend
that kind of time outdoors.
604
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,165
Also...
605
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,267
I don't love being your pillow.
606
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,069
It is nice for a minute,
607
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,838
but then my arm falls asleep
and there's a real chance
608
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,807
I'm developing
permanent nerve damage.
609
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,217
If I can't lift
my hands above my head,
610
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,810
how am I ever gonna
wash my hair?
611
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,245
Well, you know what,
it's not important.
612
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,283
What is important is...
613
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,219
I love you.
614
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:43,722
And I'm so sorry
that I have lied to you.
615
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,928
Can you ever forgive me?
616
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:51,831
I couldn't answer
because I didn't know.
617
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,233
Stella? I didn't know him.
618
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:57,036
Hey, little sis,
back yard is all done.
619
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,504
Apparently, I do decorate.
620
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:01,774
Marlene is finishing up some
fabulous little centerpiece.
621
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,310
Why is Marlene here? You
invited her at your funeral.
622
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,879
I told you I was setting you up
with Dr. Chang tonight.
623
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,414
Does Dr. Chang know that?
624
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:10,783
- Yes.
- Yikes!
625
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,118
Well, this is awkward.
626
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:15,187
Good evening, party people.
627
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,126
This is a bag of poop!
628
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,861
- Yep.
- I tried to stop her.
629
00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:24,396
It's a little thank you for
your wonderful work babysitting.
630
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,565
Leaving that dinner
cost my firm the client,
631
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,500
so happy ring hunting.
632
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:31,938
Could tonight get any worse?
633
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,340
Hello, family. Really?
634
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,008
Poppy, what are you doing here?
635
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,052
You invited me at your funeral.
636
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,878
You invited everyone.
637
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,347
And she's my date.
638
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,015
Your date? Did I miss something?
639
00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,917
I... I definitely did.
640
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,953
Mom has decided
to be a bi with Poppy.
641
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,355
We don't have to put
labels on it, but...
642
00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:52,158
we recently upped the level
of physical intimacy.
643
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,926
That was an overshare.
644
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,162
No, please, regale us
all with tales
645
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,830
of your progressive lesbianism.
646
00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,298
Good. Dad's here.
647
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,033
Peter, you smell like a bar.
648
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,468
That makes sense.
649
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:06,038
We have to sell the house
and work until we're 80.
650
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,840
Wait, if we sell the house,
651
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:09,451
where are we going to
have family dinners?
652
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,143
That's what you're
worried about?
653
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,121
I think we can let go of
family dinners at this point.
654
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,547
No one ever really appreciated
all the work I put in.
655
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,216
So I, for one,
would like to be done.
656
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,953
You can't be done, Ida.
That's now how family works.
657
00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:21,988
Wait!
658
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:24,090
If we sell our house,
where am I going to live?
659
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,892
You guys?!
660
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:29,095
You guys, this is so awesome!
661
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,097
And you even got me a banner.
662
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:34,533
Whoa! Sexy doctor alert!
663
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:37,236
Hey, I'm here with someone,
she's outside.
664
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,205
Not serious. But she does exist.
665
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,141
Okay! Everybody outside...
666
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,174
Now!
667
00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:13,906
As I watch my cocktail napkin
speech blow in the wind,
668
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:17,977
it dawned on me this could be
one of those epic movie moments
669
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,345
where the heroine's speech
670
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,447
brings her entire family
back together.
671
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:44,070
Most people think death
is the opposite of life.
672
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,337
But it's not.
673
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:49,308
Death is the opposite of...
something.
674
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:52,979
Life is a circle,
and if that's true,
675
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:56,348
why are we so obsessed with...
676
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,716
making progress?
677
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,152
This was not a movie moment.
678
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,492
Thank you, Dr. Chang.
679
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,194
Whoo!
680
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,698
Thank you, Stella. That was...
681
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,166
a speech.
682
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,135
Stella, what was that?
Are you on drugs? No.
683
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:19,205
Well... yes, I was
when I wrote this, but...
684
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,173
Relax, Mom, it's just weed.
685
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,009
No, that is a gateway drug.
686
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,112
Who are you to lecture anybody
on acceptable behavior, Ida?
687
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,555
Peter, I know how you
must feel, but...
688
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,115
Do you, Poppy?
689
00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:30,292
You have any idea how hard it is
690
00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,985
to watch the love of your life
leave you?
691
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:36,322
Or what it feels like to think
at least if she was with a man,
692
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,090
I could beat
the crap out of him?
693
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,691
That is mature.
694
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:43,095
As usual, you will do anything
other than be vulnerable.
695
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,064
What do you want to hear, Ida?!
696
00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,399
That I've been scared every day
for the last eights years
697
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:51,003
because I thought we were
gonna lose our little girl?
698
00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,571
Because I was.
699
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:56,142
You didn't have
a monopoly on grief.
700
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:58,044
But unlike you,
I didn't have the luxury
701
00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,478
of wearing my heart on my sleeve
702
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:03,115
because someone had to be
strong for our kids!
703
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,392
And you may not
want to admit it,
704
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:07,219
but you needed me to be
strong for you, too.
705
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,321
I wanted to feel like
we were in it together.
706
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,190
You want to be in it together?
707
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,492
Stop getting naked
with family friends!
708
00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:16,228
Okay, guys!
709
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:19,031
You both did the best
you could to get
710
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,334
through an impossible
situation... you all did.
711
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:25,437
That's... That's what I was
trying to say in my speech.
712
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,206
That's what you were going for?
713
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:30,042
'Cause that did not
come across at all.
714
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,044
The point is...
715
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,746
our problems are fixable.
716
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,615
Mom, Dad...
717
00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:40,052
deep down, you still
really love each other,
718
00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:41,353
and you can work this out.
719
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:43,122
Aiden,
720
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,332
you deserve
to be in a relationship
721
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,325
with someone who is not married.
722
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,195
II seriously think it will help
you get your life on track.
723
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,329
I'm sorry, Marlene.
724
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,098
And, Lizzie,
what happened to you?
725
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,699
You used to be so fun,
726
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,710
but now you're so stressed
about your kids and your job.
727
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,670
So you lost a client?
I mean, who cares, so what?
728
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,606
I bet you don't even know
what your firm does.
729
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,608
- Of course I do.
- Of course you do.
730
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,244
I just don't because I know
that this career of yours
731
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,613
is not your real passion.
732
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:10,216
You used to want to be
a writer, remember?
733
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,252
Writing made you so happy.
734
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,353
So you need to go do that,
735
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,122
because you are not happy,
Lizzie.
736
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,323
Well, how could I be?
737
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:20,426
Your cancer always
came before my happiness.
738
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,128
Yes, writing used
to make me happy,
739
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:25,564
but I gave that up when I gave
up a scholarship to Columbia
740
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,766
to stay here and help
take care of you.
741
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,135
Sweetheart.
742
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:32,371
What?
743
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,241
I didn't know about that.
Of course you didn't.
744
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:38,310
Because it was our job
to make your life beautiful.
745
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:40,679
But behind the scenes,
we were a mess.
746
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,314
Look at Aiden.
747
00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,359
The thought of losing somebody
he cared about made him
748
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,285
stop caring about
anything at all.
749
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,220
I feel like you're
psychoanalyzing me
750
00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,688
unnecessarily,
751
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:51,157
and I'm good, guys.
752
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,192
I'm great.
753
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,527
In fact, I've never been better.
Stay away from Marlene!
754
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:56,795
What?
755
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,768
God, Aiden!
756
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:09,308
Aiden!
757
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,793
It's starting to happen.
I don't care.
758
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,486
Nelson, if you leave now,
759
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,254
everything we had
will be perfect forever.
760
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:26,292
Sara, life isn't perfect.
761
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,227
It can be beautiful.
762
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:31,897
Don't you see?
763
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:36,368
Um, I don't think patients
are allowed to drink wine.
764
00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:39,705
Good thing I'm not
a patient then.
765
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,607
So why are you here?
766
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,676
I like the views of
the city from this window.
767
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,548
And also, when I was sick,
this was my room.
768
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:54,520
Rough day?
769
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:57,889
Turns out my...
family's a disaster,
770
00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:02,328
and I can't seem to be
able to fix anything.
771
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:06,198
My cancer has ruined
my family's lives and...
772
00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:08,567
My God, I'm complaining
to a cancer patient
773
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,370
about how hard my life is.
774
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,406
You sound like a...
775
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,710
dying girl from one
of these sappy cancer movies.
776
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,646
Trying to fix everybody
else's problems
777
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:23,249
just so you can avoid
facing your own fears.
778
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,385
That is not what I'm doing.
779
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:29,721
That is exactly
what I was doing.
780
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:33,392
I'm Sadie, by the way.
781
00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,394
Hi, Sadie.
782
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,430
I'm Stella.
783
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,435
Look, if you ever want
to talk about anything,
784
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:46,372
I would be happy to...
785
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,740
just listen.
786
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,510
Just listen.
787
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:54,280
No, if cancer
taught me one thing...
788
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:57,449
it's that you can get
through anything...
789
00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,618
as long as someone
has your back.
790
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,724
Also, an old guy died
in that bed today,
791
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:08,226
and I don't think
it's been cleaned.
792
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,406
As I walked down the hall,
793
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:17,769
wishing I had another
bottle of wine,
794
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,305
I couldn't help but wonder,
795
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,373
now that I wasn't sick,
796
00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:24,543
did anyone have my back?
797
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,445
Hey.
798
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:32,618
Thought I might find you here.
799
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:35,454
And that you might want this.
800
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:39,325
And then I realized... he did.
801
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:58,577
Yeah, you like that? I do.
802
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,412
I don't love the Q&A afterwards.
803
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:08,454
Wow.
804
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:10,456
Whoa. I had no idea we could
805
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,392
get so much done
in such a short window.
806
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,327
It that too short? No.
807
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,396
No, it was hot. Okay.
808
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:18,830
You really know
how to get 'er done.
809
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,366
Well...
810
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,474
Listen...
811
00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:30,442
I'm sorry, too.
812
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,378
Sorry, what for?
813
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:36,014
Not getting to know
the real you.
814
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,949
But I do want to.
815
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,385
And...
816
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,390
I want you to know the real me.
817
00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,458
And the real me is...
818
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,326
terrified.
819
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,364
What are you terrified of?
820
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,099
The future.
821
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,504
That I'll...
822
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:01,006
screw it up or waste it.
823
00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:04,443
What I'm really scared of
824
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,778
is that you might not be
okay with all this.
825
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:14,052
Our forever just got a whole lot
longer than you were expecting.
826
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,454
Stella...
827
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:18,490
I know I promised you...
828
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:21,660
that I would love you
for the rest of your life...
829
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:27,365
I was always gonna love you
for the rest of mine.
830
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,571
You just weren't gonna
be around to see it.
831
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,406
If you really don't want kids...
832
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,508
I do want kids.
833
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,112
I used to picture myself
with a little girl.
834
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:44,916
I was just...
835
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:48,687
I was scared to let myself want
something that I couldn't have.
836
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,423
But, baby,
you can have that now.
837
00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:52,491
What if she gets sick?
838
00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,726
Babe, no, no, no.
839
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,529
You can't think like that.
840
00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:00,432
You're not sick anymore.
841
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,501
I promise you...
842
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,102
whatever comes our way,
843
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:07,873
whatever tomorrow holds...
844
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,608
we'll get through it together.
845
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:12,444
Really? Always.
846
00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:14,446
And I love you so much.
847
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,781
I love you.
848
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:21,119
So there it was...
The end of my cancer movie...
849
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,922
but the beginning
of my life sentence...
850
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,558
Which was full of promise.
851
00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:30,462
You sure we can afford for me
to stay at home and write?
852
00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:31,830
Yes. Yes?
853
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,599
We can't afford
for you not to. Come on.
854
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:37,803
- Okay!
- Okay, guys.
855
00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:39,471
I'm gonna get this one.
Give me this one!
856
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:41,507
You take that one.
857
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:50,849
And, sure, none of us knew
what would happen next.
858
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,989
I really gotta figure out
what I'm gonna do with my life.
859
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:00,691
So do I.
860
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:09,535
Marlene's pregnant.
861
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:18,944
One thing I did know
was that from now on,
862
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:22,113
it would be up to me
to host family dinners.
863
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,815
Don't get me wrong,
one awkward evening
864
00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,216
where my dad got drunk
865
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,619
and called my mom and Poppy
scissor sisters three times
866
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:30,121
doesn't mean everything's okay.
867
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:33,258
That's what they call 'em.
Scissor sisters.
868
00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:40,732
Still for the first time since
I found out I wasn't dying...
869
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:43,802
I was truly happy to be alive.
62387
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