All language subtitles for Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye To Fall in Love (2000).DVDRip.BrG.part1.en

''On behalf of Prem Kumar and party,
l extend a warm welcome to you.''

This is a joyous occasion.

''The two lovers, Anita and Raj
will be enjoined in marital bliss.''

''Friends, marriage is
the sweetmeat that...''

the one who eats it regrets as
also the one who doesn't get it.

''lf that be the case, no harm
in eating it and then crying.''

''Right, Mr. Batliwala?
How do you find marriage?''

Terribly hot!
- Why do you say that?

''Relax, don't get tense.''

''Sir, how do you find
the desert of marriage?''

Very sweet!
- God! What are you saying?

''So friends, marriage is
sweet as well as hot.''

But marriage is essential.

And that is why you
have songs in marriages.

''And where there are songs,
Prem (love) is ever present.''

l can't live without you

''Oh bride, your scarf
is worth millions''

''The ornament on your
forehead is worth millions''

Your bangles are worth millions

''Your anklets, dear bride
are worth millions''

But your heart is priceless

''Your countenance is like a star
that one can never forget''

''This blush, the flush,
the anticipation of the union''

You can't put it in words

''Your tiara is worth millions.
Your rings, my dear, are costly''

''Your bracelet and your
dress are worth millions''

But your heart is priceless

This is the day of separation

''You are leaving your home and
friends for your beloved''

''We pray to God
may you always be happy''

Now you belong to him

Your nose ring is worth millions

''The henna on your palms,
dear bride is worth millions''

''The blush on your cheeks
dear bride is worth a bomb''

Your ear ring is worth millions

''But your heart, dear
bride is priceless''

''Friends, somebody rightly said...''

God makes couples in heaven and
brings them together on earth.

Like Anita and Raj.

''Friends, this joy will
soon fill my life too.''

l too have fallen in love.

And l too will be tied
in this holy relation.

l hope your blessings are with me.

''Hi, folks. At this moment
we're in Tarana Bungalow.''

lt's raining cats and dogs
and snacks being fried indoors.

Hi. l'm very busy now because for
the first time your aunt is coming.

Whom nobody other
than Prem has met.

Go and ask your uncle
whatever you want to know.

''Uncle, come out, fast.
Aunt Nisha might come any time.''

''Michael, what are you doing?
Let's go to uncle.''

Uncle.

''Hello, my niece and nephew.
- Tell us something about Nisha.''

Your aunt..
- Camera...

''Your aunt Nisha is mind blowing.
Her face, her figure, her voice...''

Neelu! Hurry.
The guest has arrived.

Just a minute. She's coming.

l'm not... l...

Don't worry. l'll get you some
hot snacks. Give her a seat.

''Yes, please sit down.''

Sit here and sneeze all you want.
Tell you something.

l too sneeze when l have a cold.
Don't worry.

The kids are here.
- Wow! Aunt Nisha!

Call Prem. Where are
you going? Sit down. Snacks!

Coming up!

l'll get you a towel.
- No...

''They think l'm somebody else,
l guess.''

''lf l tell them my real name,
l won't get anything to eat.''

l'll first eat some.
Then tell them my name.

Take some.

Take some more.

Has your aunt Nisha come?
- Yes.

She's sitting.
- Waiting for you.

''Aunt, uncle is coming.
- Prem is coming.''

Eat peacefully.
l've got you a towel.

These savouries are
excellent for fats.

Prem loves you a lot.

l love snacks a lot.

She calls Prem snacks!

He's always talking of you.
- Yes.

This isn't Nisha.
Then who is she?

Tell us where you first met Prem.

ln the bus!

She's the kidnapper who stole
a child in our neighbourhood.

''The papers said, she's pretty too.''

''See, how she's gorging!''

l hope it won't be the turn of
my nephew and niece after this.

''Kidnapper, you're going to prison!''

You're not eating anything.
Prem talks a lot about you.

''Yes, a lot!
Eat, it's good for fats.''

''Thief!
- Yes, she stole your heart.''

''No, she steals kids!
She's not my Nisha.''

What?
- What? But she's eating snacks!

Thank God not your kids!

Call the police!
- Police!

Get some rope!
- Rope!

What is she saying?
- She eats adults too.

Knife!

Tables have turned.
- Put down the savoury.

Put down the sweet.

Tie her up!

What are you doing?
- We've nabbed a kidnapper!

''She's my cousin, Priya
not a kidnapper! Leave her.''

She's Mona's sister.

l'm not a kidnapper.

l'm not a kidnapper.

l'm not a kidnapper.

They think l'm a kidnapper!

Your house was locked
so l came to ask them.

The snacks were hot so l ate them.
- They are still hot.

l'm not a kidnapper.
l'm a thief of snacks.

She's taken Nisha's snacks.

She deserved that morsel.

But why are you so soft?

What? You're in Himachal!

We're waiting for you here.

What? Another 2 months!

''You went for 2 months,
extended it by 2 months.''

And now you'll extend it
by another 2 months!

At least talk to my sister.

Hi Aunt Nisha!
- Hi Aunt Nisha!

''Look Nisha, Himachal Pradesh
is a very cold state.''

''lt must be snowing.
lce cream, cold water and ice...''

These are cold things. l won't take
too much of your time. Talk to Prem.

''No, everyone knows he's like this.''

Come back soon.

Your aunt will return in 2 months.

''How's your acting career, Mona?''

My struggle goes on. Forget it
Tell me about yourself.

Mummy is getting me married.

Mummy is looking for a groom.
- What?

You know me from my childhood.
l obey my mother blindly.

l'll marry the boy my mother selects.

But l don't want mom to
bear my marriage expense.

l want to do something.
l want to stand on my own feet.

''Will you help me?
- Of course, why not?''

That's why l've come to you.

What's the matter?
Here. Scrub your teeth.

Scrub hard.

Strong teeth makes a strong body.

And a strong body
makes strong breath.

And strong breath
makes life strong. So scrub on.

''Father, what if the
finger gets scrubbed?''

''Son, you can do without a finger.
But how will you eat without teeth?''

''You'll die!
- Father, how can we...''

pick the food with no fingers?
- With a spoon!

How will you hold the spoon
without fingers?

The answer to this is
not in our holy books.

Not written or you haven't read it?

Shut up! Making fun of me!
Are you my kids or the neighbours?

The neighbours!

What's the matter?

''Wife, how did you give birth
to 4 naughty boys?''

And the fifth is on the way!
How did you do this?

Am l alone to be blamed?
- Arguing with me!

Priest!
- What's wrong?

What's this girl doing
in our municipality?

She's my cousin Priya.
- Beautiful.

Send me your horoscope.
l'll fix you a good match.

Who looks like Shahrukh Khan
with a body like Salman Khan.

And walks like Aamir Khan.
- You needn't bother.

Her Mummy will find one. Thanks.

No problem. Use me as
a priest for the wedding.

My chants will get you the
same groom for 70 incarnations!

These days we get bored of
the same husband in a few years.

70 births! No way! No chance.

lsn't your phone working?
- Mustn't have paid the bill.

''What's the matter?
- What's the matter, Prem?''

The kidnapper's mother
has called from Poona.

lt's Mummy!

Mother's call!

She's taking a picture!

Mother? How are you?
- l'm fine.

Why didn't you call one reaching?
Don't you know l'd worry?

Regarding your marriage...
- You're always talking of it!

l'm no kid. l'll get married.
Don't get tense.

''Now tell me, how's Rocky.''

Rocky misses you a lot.

Give the line to Rocky.
l'll talk to him.

Don't do that on the phone.

''Take care.
- You too, mom.''

How's Mummy?
- She's fine.

And Rocky...?
- He too is fine.

You love Rocky a lot?

What does he do?

''Nothing. Eats, drinks
and makes merry.''

Do you know we love each other
so much that we sleep together?

Sleep together?
- Yes.

''Mom doesn't object?
- No, why should she object?''

''Yes, we live in Poona
but we're a modern family.''

Tell me now that you're here
Rocky must be feeling lonely.

''No, because Rocky
now sleeps with Mummy.''

And you don't object?
- Why should l?

A very modern family!
- What's modern about it?

Sometimes we all sleep together.

Yes.

But... whom does Rocky love more?

How can he say that?
He's just a dog.

Dog...?
- Yes.

Rocky is my dog.

But... what were you thinking?
- No.. l just...

''you kept saying
l love you, l love you...''

So l thought he's your boy friend.

What?
- But...

Get out!
- But this is my house..

''Sis!
- Priya, what's wrong?''

Ask him what he told me!
- What did you say?

''Ask her.
- Priya, what's the matter?''

''l was talking to Mummy, and...
- Tell her. Go on.''

''Kidnapper, what do l say
if Rocky calls again?''

Who is Rocky?
- l thought her dog was her boy friend

Water is good for
the figure of plants.

She looks gorgeous!

She's looking good.
- l think l'm falling in love!

''lf she enters my life, l'll marry
her and settle down. Give up liquor.''

''What?
- Honestly, pal.''

Let's go.
- Where to?

Where nobody is seen.

Got it in the pocket?
- What?

''Money. Yes, for the kids' fees.
- Forget it.''

Fine.

My rival!
- My brother-in-law!

''Shall we...?
- Yes, hurry.''

Where are you going?
- For the inauguration.

Of what?
- She has started a new business.

What business?
- Don't you understand?

You had what he wanted.
Now l have it.

And he had what l wanted.
Now l have it.

The fees of my kids!
- Kids' fees!

What is she doing?
Has she no shame?

Don't worry. She'll change
after marriage.

''And if she doesn't, you have
such friends who'll come home.''

What are you doing?
l had such dreams...

''l'd marry you,
settle down, have kids..''

We'll discuss it if it's for a night.
Don't want a life contract!

Give me if you have a thousand bucks.
- l'm going to...

Stop!
- Why?

She's acting.
- Smita Patil in Mandi!

l have to audition for the role
of Tawaif No. 1 . So l was rehearsing.

You've as good as got the role.

We'll see your film as a family.
ls it adults?

l'll watch it twice.
- l'll see it four times.

Quiet.

Forget this dream of
acting and marry me.

''That would be the best role
for you, of my wife.''

l'll first become a star
Then l'll fall in love.

lt was pretense.
- How do you know?

Mona called me up.
- What did she say?

l'll be the customer and
she'll be the call girl.

''After our marriage,
l've reduced that expense.''

''What...?
- l mean, stopped it.''

My beloved...

oh dearest beloved

What say?
- Great tune.

But the words don't sound right.
- l haven't written the lyrics yet.

How is the tune?
- Hit.

Now listen to the words.

Stranger...

l've fallen in love

l've fallen in love

''l said, l'm sorry.
- Wow!''

What a couplet you've written
on seeing your neighbour's face!

lsn't it?
- You're great! What a tune!

lsn't it?
Now let's make the verse.

Don't feel offended. Prem
does this each time he composes.

He's danced with me many a times.

''l often tell him, l'm
your sister not your wife!''

He pays no heed.
He's crazy about songs.

Completely nuts.

Stranger...

l've fallen in love

Stranger...

l've fallen in love

So you sing?

''No, just a bathroom singer.''

Then call me to the bathroom.
- What...?

To hear the song.

''Sis, kidnapper sings well.
- He always calls me kidnapper!''

''Sis, l'm praising her.
She's good.''

Stop teasing my cousin.

''She's come here for a job.
lf you can, help her.''

What does she do?
- Very good video shooting.

''Yes, l've done a diploma in it.
- Very good.''

As everyone knows l'm the
Daler Mehendi of the poor...

We'll give her a chance in the
poor soul who's marriage we sing in.

''Your next programmes...
l mean, when is your next programme?''

''Next programmes, tomorrows
evenings at 7 s. Be theres. Okays?''

Hail Lord Shiva.

Father!
- Call from Choudhary uncle.

He's asking for his money.

What do l tell him?
- Hail Lord Shiva!

Should l say you're no more?

What do l say?
- Father is not at home.

You taught us its a sin to tell lies.

What's the matter?

Your father is excused everything.

Father is a liar!

You were lonely so l got
somebody to sleep with you.

What...?
- Excuse me. Sir..

Just joking.

For you.

Because you sang for me yesterday.
- Tell me how you found my song.

You sang well but
one thing is missing.

What?
- Feelings. Do you love anyone?

No.
- That's why. Look at me. l love Nisha

l only see Nisha in any song.
Feelings automatically come.

So you too should fall.
- Where?

ln love.
- Forget about me.

How did you first tell Nisha
you loved her?

What...? Where are you taking me?
- Come on.

l got something important to tell you.
- ln this huge stadium?

lt's a huge thing. Come.

You're taking a huge time
to tell me this huge thing.

l love you.

Everybody says that.

Everybody...?

l mean all boys tell this to girls.
- l'm different from them.

They say that too.

Don't you believe that l love you?

''Okay, let's do something.''

Do something that will prove
to me you really love me.

Something like l could kiss you
and it would begin to rain?

No really. l'll kiss you
and it will really rain.

Great!
- l believe it.

Really?
- Yes.

Okay.

l don't believe it!

Now do you believe me?
- lsn't it beautiful?

lt's not rain.
lt's the love of Prem.

What happened?
- No idea. l'll ask the guy above.

What's the matter?
- The tank is empty.

l won't find a girl better than you

''l won't accept any
other girl either''

''My heart has fallen for you.
Look into my eyes''

''Come, make my life''

Go ahead and fall in love

Today is the test of my life

''lf l clear it, life is at rest''

''l neither looked north
nor east, south or west''

''You, my love are the best''

''l can't find any
girl better than you''

''When you touched me, l saw light
and my heart beats turned bright''

My life turned to colour

''All turned right at
the first chance''

''l can't find a man
better than you''

''l'm head over heels in love
with you. Teach me how to live''

That's a lot of drama.
- Have to do it in love.

l'll see what you do
when you fall in love.

Me and fall in love? No way.
l'll marry right away.

Marry right away? But if you find
a boy like me before marriage?

Stupid!

Shall l tell you something?
- Go ahead.

Nisha is very lucky.
She's got you.

l know it. Tell Nisha.
She's simply delaying our marriage.

She's coming back after
four months. Will you tell her?

Sure.
- What will you tell her?

''l'll say Prem is
handsome, sings well..''

And he has a wonderful heart.
- lf you tell her this...

l'll love you for the rest of my life!
And my wedding is definite.

Sis...

Where's everybody?

What's going on?

What surprise?

Them? l see them everyday.

Take another look. Please.

Let go!

What are you doing? Stop it.

Stop it? You went for
2 months and returned after 6.

l want to tell you something.

The fact is...
- l know what you want to say.

But no talking now. l want
direct marriage and instant kids.

Yes. Prem can't wait anymore.
- Hurry the marriage.

Can't keep a young girl home for long.
- First the engagement.

l've been carrying the
engagement ring for 6 months!

''Prem, listen to me...
- Anybody object to this engagement?''

Listen to me first...

Aunt!

Will you only look at each other
or have a sweet too?

Of course we will.

On the lips!

What's going on?
- l've got engaged.

With whom?
- Nisha.

Quickly find an auspicious
date for the marriage.

What's wrong?
- lmpossible.

l've seen your horoscope.
This wedding cannot happen.

The horoscope says so.
Who can change fate?

l've seen your horoscope.
lt says you'll get beaten.

''Think before answering.
lf you say no, l'll beat you.''

''lf you say yes, l'll spare you.''

Yes! Yes!

Then who are we petty humans
to try to change destiny?

Thrash him!

But this marriage can't take place.
The horoscope says so.

You're welcoming us?
Where is the girl's family?

They haven't come as yet.
- What?

l called them up but
nobody took the call.

You know Bombay traffic.
They must be on their way.

Mr Prem Kumar!
- What's the matter?

The auspicious moment will soon pass.
- Then hold on to it.

What's your problem?

Where's the bride?
Time is flying past.

You want to being chanting?
So go right ahead.

l'll sit there with the garland.
By the time she comes...

you'll finish.
She'll escape hearing them.

''Will she come?
- Of course, yes.''

''Nisha shouldn't be so late.
- Yes, it's quite late.''

Don't worry. l've sent Balu and Jitu
to her house. They will come.

Why did you stop chanting?
- The marriage vows are done.

Then recite prayers for peace.
- Why?

You'll force us to hear it
after marriage. Recite them now.

l'll pay you double.
- He'll have me read till she arrives.

''Will the girl come?
- Of course, she will.''

Hail Lord Satya Narayan!

Prem Maharaj...
- Be praised!

Nisha has sent a message that
she doesn't want to marry you.

She isn't coming.

''Excuse me, at least have dinner.''

How can we eat when the
bride hasn't arrived?

What's going on? l feel as if
somebody has played a rotten prank.

Stay right here. l'll bring her.
This wedding is happening.

Why are you crying?
l'll bring her. Wipe your tears.

Look at me.

l'm crying because
you gave me away.

You turned the marriage
hall into a waiting room.

Waiting for you a couple
of young pairs got made.

l don't see myself lacking
in anything.

You tell me what you
find missing in me.

Don't say that. l love you.

You don't lack anything.
- Then?

Something in my life is missing.

''Come, l'll show you.''

Sunil's cancer is
at an advanced stage.

We'll need lakhs for treatment.

That is why...

How are you?
- Fine.

Don't cry. l'll get well soon.

''Then we'll fly kites, play
marbles, cricket and football.''

But first go to sleep.

Take care.

He's terribly unwell.

You love me a lot.

But you don't know how many
lives are attached to mine.

l'm marrying Rahul because
l need money for Sunil's treatment.

Rahul is a rich NRl.
From New York.

Why do you have to go far?
l am here. l'll take care of you.

Sunil too. l promise you.
l'll make it real big.

And if you don't...?
- More chances of that happening.

Have you ever seen him?

What if he turns out to be ugly?

Tell me something...

Why did you decide this only today?

You don't know l was...
- ln such a dilemma?

''Yes, l was in a dilemma.''

Torn between my love
and my family.

But now you know your
family is most important.

We thought you'd become a big pop star.
- Like?

That's what you thought?

l couldn't even become the
Daler Mehendi of the poor!

Forgive me.

On one condition.

''Tell your NRl Rahul, all that
l spent on our marriage...''

Which didn't take place. Rs 53000.
l want a refund of that money.

Before you get married.

No chance at all?

Take care.

What happened?

She's not coming?

You were right.
- The holy books can't be wrong.

l too wasn't wrong.
l loved her.

And now she's marrying a rich man.
- These are games played by God.

''lf He breaks up pairs,
He also makes them.''

l'm sure He has thought
of something for you.

You'll see a girl must be
waiting for you somewhere.

''Come, Priya.''

Prem still hasn't returned?

No. He's completely shattered
since his marriage broke off.

He has taken to drink.
- Yes Priya.

Last night he was so drunk
he didn't know who is what!

He thought l was Michael
and Michael was me! Thank God l..

Don't publicise the fact
that my brother is an alcoholic!

''lsn't this very wrong, Tiger?''

''Yes, very wrong.''

lndia lost the match by 7 wickets!

lndia lost the match? Yes...

What did you think? l'm referring
to my broken marriage?

No... l've forgotten it.
- You will forget.

lt's my marriage that broke! You will
say everything happens for the best.

But for whose good?

What are you doing?
- Breaking ice.

''My heart is broken, and you're
breaking ice? Put it down!''

Have a sip and cool down.
- What a friend you are!

''Making me drink! You should
be saying, Prem, don't drink.''

Yes. Don't drink.
- You will say that! Don't drink!

''What do you care? My marriage
broke off, not yours.''

What would you know of
the pain of breaking off?

''Good grief! Now what do l say?
- Tell me, what this is.''

Don't you know?
- l do but l want you to tell me.

lt's a glass.
- Wrong. That's me. Empty.

And what is this?
- Whisky.

Wrong. This is Nisha.
Now tell me what is this?

l don't know. Really.
- You should know this much.

l don't know!
- lt's the rich man.

''When this meets this,
whose will it be?''

Obviously the rich man's.
- Does this glass appear rich to you?

You've had too much to drink!
- Me...?

Are you listening to us?

You break ice!

Let's see how you break ice.

Wrong!

''There's this girl, Nisha.
She breaks hearts very well.''

Learn from her how to break ice!

Let's go home. To my house!
- What for? Am l on the streets?

Don't l have a home?
- Then let's go to your house.

Who is in my house?
Am l married? No.

''lce! Are you married?
- No, sir.''

''Then today l pray, you get married.
May your wife resemble Sribaby.''

And may the first three of
your kids look like Tiger!

Shut up and break ice!

From 8 last night to 5 this evening!
l'm fed up! Let's go.

Why go when we have
to return in 3 hours?

We'll freshen up.
- For whom?

These guys don't mind
and l don't have anyone.

''lsn't it very wrong?
- Yes, my man, it's very wrong!''

What are you referring to?
- The cricket match.

''You're bothered about the match?
Here, your pal's marriage broke off!''

And you talk of cricket matches?
- What can l say? What?

Tell me what this is.
- That's you.

This is me?
Wrong. l'm not so thin.

And what is this?
- Nisha...?

''No, peanut! You're so stupid.
- l see. But you know all?''

Yes.
- What is this?

Don't you know?
- l want to hear it from you.

''lt's a gram.
- No, this is me!''

And like this gram l've had it!
l'll hit you with this!

The mother equals God.
- The mother equals God.

Do you know the meaning?
- You never told us.

This means the mother
is akin to God.

Serve and look after her.
She shouldn't undergo suffering.

And if somebody hurts her...?
- Beat them.

Thrash them.

But protect your mother.

Do what?
- Protect mother.

Mother is equal to God.
- Mother is equal to God.

Come on!

What's it?
- Uncle usually takes liquor with soda

Right. So?
- Today he's given it up.

He gave up liquor?
- No. Soda.

Now he's drinking
directly from the bottle!

l think his drinking
capacity has increased.

l don't understand what
to do about Prem's drinking.

l have an idea.

Tell us. Quick!

What?
- Come here.

But l'll go in first.

l too want a peg.
- No. Why?

My heart is broken.
What's wrong with you?

My heart too is broken.
- How?

By Neelu's foul tongue.

Then why do you drink?
- None of your business.

''l too want a drink, Prem.''

My heart is broken.
What's wrong with you?

My heart too is broken.
- How?

The cost of gas cylinders
has gone up. So also vegetables!

l'm fed up of inflation!
Make me also a drink.

Sorry. Whisky too has gone up.

''Uncle!
- Hello, Michael.''

Make us too a peg.

What happened to you?
- l failed in History.

l failed in Maths.
- So...?

The teacher scolded me so much..
- That it broke my heart!

Now quickly make us a peg.
- Eat almonds then.

Can you give me 2 spoons of whisky?
l've run out of stock.

Just 2 spoons?
l have a full...

l'll return it tomorrow.

Was this your idea?

You're making fun of
my marriage breaking up!

Prem hates you!

''Prem, stop.''

Shut up!

l'll chop you into tiny pieces
and throw them in the Ganges!

l gave you 10000 bucks last
week. What happened to them?

''Got spent.
- Spent! l'm a priest, not a smuggler!''

Expense on expense!
Child after child!

Shut up! l hate your face!
l'll send you back home!

Listen...
- Shut up!

''On our marriage your Dad said,
get married, l'll give you a mobike.''

A colour TV. A computer!
What did he give me? Trash bin!

l please the stars but Saturn...
But Saturn is in my house!

Unlucky jinx! l hate you!

l'll throw you into the well!
Like a snake on my body!

And sucking the blood out of me!

What are you doing?

Stop! Why are you beating me?

Mother is equal to God!

l don't think Prem
will come home tonight.

''He will. l'm sure.
- Yes, with the milkman in the morning''

''See, he's come.
Arrived well before the milkman.''

Drunkard Number 1 !

Priest!
- Bless you.

Priest...
- What's the matter?

Where's your wife?
- At her parents' place.

With whom?
- The kids.

Who is the woman inside?
- l'll curse you!

''No, give us wine instead.''

''Morning and night, give us wine!
- Let me go in.''

Where are you going?

''This girl, Mona will
replace Kajol and Madhuri.''

No question.
- Why?

l won't permit it.

But the neighbour...
- The one in red?

Bad girl. Know why?
- Why?

Because she pokes fun at
my broken heart and marriage.

''She asks me, 2 spoons whisky!''

You think l'm whisky? Yes..?

l'm a bottle full!
l'll come and show you...

You're laughing?
You made mine go away.

Mine has run away.
My chapter is closed.

Your chapter is open.

Drunkards!

Your Pop and Mom are drunk!

Kick.

Turn and kick!

He fell down!

Brother-in-law...

Haven't slept as yet?

''Go to bed, Prem.''

l'll do as brother-in-law says.

''Sister, l'll tell you something.''

Actually you are my sister.
But you're like my mother.

You're my Neelu sister mummy.

Get up. l can't lift you.

What's going on in this house?
You come in at any time!

Hands and legs falling all over!

''Brother-in-law, l think
she's referring to me.''

''No, dear brother. l'm
referring to my husband!''

Are you listening?
- But l came home in time last night.

You still have to hear this!
Does life end when a girl leaves you?

Did my parents leave you
in my care for this day?

You're talking about Prem!
- Do you think l'm talking about you?

''Why don't you do something?
- What can l do? He's grown up, wise.''

He was small when we got married.
How often you'd thrash him.

Now give him a belting.
- Now...?

That was different. Muscles now..
- So you won't do anything?

Nothing! Won't do anything?

Then hear me out!

''Henceforth there will be no crying,
tension in this house!''

l want happiness!
l've organised a party on Sunday.

l've invited everyone.
We'll dance and sing...

And he'll drink.
- How will he drink?

l found all the bottles he'd hidden.

What are you doing?
Leave my bottles!

''Did l do something wrong?
- No, you did well.''

Let's go organise the party.

Dance with merriment

Let's have a ball together

''Come, join hands with me,
savour the joys of life''

''This world and this party
holds no joy for me''

''Tell a lie and the
crow will get you''

Fear the black crow

''Just you watch,
l'll get you a bride''

''Dear pal, forget it,
falling in love is a disease''

''Love won't leave you good
for anything. You are ruined''

No fun living life alone

No point being solitary

''Fall in love with someone,
give somebody your love''

lt's the best thing in life

My heart cried out in agony

''l'm being punished
for falling in love''

''ls love a crime?
l'm destroyed''

Your love has ruined me

''Honey, l'm a pot of honey''

Come and take it or l leave

''Mother, your son is getting spoilt''

Your brother is getting spoilt

''Stop him from drinking,
start him on a trip of life''

''Get him married,
get him a wife''

''Brother-in-law see..
your boy's getting spoilt''

The friend is no more a friend

Love exists no more

''Life, l don't trust you any more''

''Whether it's glass
or the heart...''

ultimately it has to break

Before it comes to the lips...

the cup might slip out of grasp

How many of my bottles will you break?
What right do you have?

What do you mean to me?
- What right do you have to scold me?

''l mean nothing to you?
Not friend, neighbour? Nothing?''

But you're an uncle to these kids!
How could you make them cry?

And you're her brother. What right
do you have to make her so sad?

''Tiger, can't you knock
some sense into your friend?''

All of us want to see you happy.
But you're enjoying being sad.

You are enjoying
making all of us cry.

Drink as much as you want.

Nobody will stop you.

ls somebody falling in love?

ls somebody falling in love?

ls somebody falling in love?

ls somebody falling in love?

Hurry!
- What's wrong?

The tap broke and water
is gushing from everywhere!

l'm coming.
- Hurry!

''Prem, you go.
- Careful. Water will be wet!''

What happened?
- Look. How the tap broke!

Mind blowing. You fixed it.

Why are you dancing?
Do something.