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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:02:51,746 --> 00:02:54,476 -Terry? -Denise, why aren't you in Science? 2 00:02:54,649 --> 00:02:57,982 They're showing a filmstrip, everyone left. l have to talk to you. 3 00:02:58,152 --> 00:03:01,519 -l'm really into this article. -l know, but l need your advice... 4 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:05,125 ...and you are my best friend, and l tried to deal with it myself... 5 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,261 ...and l'm really stressed out! 6 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:10,864 Three guys wanna take me out, l'm not too thrilled by any of them... 7 00:03:11,032 --> 00:03:15,196 ...but think l should go in case l don't have a real boyfriend by the prom. 8 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:19,806 -Okay, who are the guys? -lf l give you names, you cannot laugh. 9 00:03:19,974 --> 00:03:23,375 l know, you have the perfect college boyfriend. 10 00:03:23,544 --> 00:03:27,571 -You think Kevin's perfect? -He's a god, okay? 11 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:31,651 Can we talk about me now? Where was l? 12 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:36,688 Bruce Shulman, Edward Zink and Roger Gibbler. 13 00:03:36,858 --> 00:03:39,918 -This is serious. -l know. 14 00:03:40,561 --> 00:03:46,625 All right, on a scale of lame to cute who rates the least low? 15 00:03:47,301 --> 00:03:48,791 They're all lame. 16 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:52,599 Put Roger in a rent-a-tux, he might move up to semi-lame. 17 00:03:53,374 --> 00:03:55,774 Okay, forget looks, who's got the hottest car? 18 00:03:55,943 --> 00:04:00,175 A Pinto, dad's Skylark and a Schwinn. 19 00:04:00,515 --> 00:04:03,040 Looks like you're gonna have to skip the prom. 20 00:04:03,217 --> 00:04:07,085 Hey. Hey, everybody. Listen up! Hey. 21 00:04:07,255 --> 00:04:10,349 A lot of you've been giving me grief about this Sun-Tribune... 22 00:04:10,525 --> 00:04:12,220 ...journalism competition. 23 00:04:12,393 --> 00:04:15,021 Well, l finally got all of your submissions read. 24 00:04:15,196 --> 00:04:17,289 Now, during my planning period... 25 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:20,195 ...l picked the best two, and then from those... 26 00:04:20,368 --> 00:04:24,930 ...and from those submitted by your pals over at Sturgis-Wilder. 27 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:29,408 Thank you. 28 00:04:29,577 --> 00:04:33,172 The Trib will pick one and award somebody a summer internship. 29 00:04:33,347 --> 00:04:34,644 Okay? 30 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:39,651 l'll post the names of the winners in the trophy case after l finish my lunch. 31 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,051 Tuna salad on whole wheat. 32 00:04:45,226 --> 00:04:48,286 A summer job at the Sun-Tribune, think about it. 33 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:52,193 l'll think about that, you think about me at the prom with a lizard. 34 00:04:52,366 --> 00:04:54,960 -l think you're exaggerating. -Hi, Denise! 35 00:04:55,136 --> 00:04:57,900 Are you busy Saturday night? 36 00:04:58,139 --> 00:04:59,629 Sorry. 37 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:09,906 Mr. Raymaker... 38 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:13,053 ...Mr. Vino, the driver's ed. teacher, just ran over a dog. 39 00:05:13,221 --> 00:05:15,382 Should l take a photographer? 40 00:05:16,023 --> 00:05:17,513 No. 41 00:05:22,997 --> 00:05:25,124 What's up, Terry? 42 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:27,830 -How's it going, Terry? -Hi, guys. 43 00:05:28,002 --> 00:05:29,526 Hi, guys. 44 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,604 Bye, guys. 45 00:05:31,772 --> 00:05:35,139 -Am l invisible? -They were in a hurry. 46 00:05:35,309 --> 00:05:37,777 You are so hot. 47 00:05:37,945 --> 00:05:41,005 Buddy, l just ate. 48 00:05:41,649 --> 00:05:45,085 -Thanks for stopping by, Bud. -Anytime, sis. 49 00:05:45,253 --> 00:05:48,120 Our parents are gone for two weeks. Know what that means? 50 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:50,757 Their king-size bed is empty. 51 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:52,582 Well, what do you think? 52 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:57,220 l think if you and l were the last man and woman on Earth... 53 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,866 ...the human race would die out. 54 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:05,035 You want time to think it over. l understand. 55 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:08,573 l have two words for you, slumber party. 56 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:13,043 We'll invite every girl you know: tall, short, loose, easy. 57 00:06:13,214 --> 00:06:15,978 l'll be the bartender, they can use my bedroom... 58 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:18,243 ...they can use my body. 59 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:22,378 -l wanna help. -You wanna molest my friends. 60 00:06:24,392 --> 00:06:26,360 -Forget it. -Why? 61 00:06:26,527 --> 00:06:29,587 You'll have a party, and l'll.... 62 00:06:30,998 --> 00:06:34,957 -Oh, God. -Does he do this at the dinner table? 63 00:06:35,169 --> 00:06:38,605 Don't get me wrong, it's not like l've never had sex before. 64 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:43,039 l've had lots of sex. lt's just that now l'd like to try it with a partner. 65 00:06:44,011 --> 00:06:46,479 We really have to get back to school. 66 00:06:47,181 --> 00:06:49,411 Yes, we must get back. 67 00:06:50,017 --> 00:06:52,451 Wanna make sure my article's in the trophy case. 68 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,884 Yes, we really must get going. 69 00:06:55,056 --> 00:06:57,684 You have to get going? l'm 1 5 years old. 70 00:06:57,858 --> 00:07:01,624 ln two years, l reach the peak of my sexual powers. 71 00:07:01,829 --> 00:07:04,923 The clock is ticking, l have to get jamming. 72 00:07:05,099 --> 00:07:08,262 Can't you hear what you're saying? 73 00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:12,561 -Aren't you a little embarrassed? -Nope, l'm horny. 74 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:16,176 Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time. 75 00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:17,868 Budster, listen to me. 76 00:07:18,045 --> 00:07:21,708 Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love? 77 00:07:21,882 --> 00:07:25,113 l guarantee you, l'll be in love. 78 00:07:25,853 --> 00:07:30,517 There's Lisa Macadoo, l hear she'll do anything with anybody. 79 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:34,127 She looks pretty cheap to me. 80 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,353 Me too. 81 00:07:37,865 --> 00:07:41,596 l am so excited. You know this job means, like, everything in life to me. 82 00:07:41,769 --> 00:07:43,600 l know. Work in the sports section. 83 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:46,171 That way we can interview all the cute jocks. 84 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:50,504 You are gonna be so proud of me, l'm gonna make such a great reporter. 85 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,916 -l'm not there. -Why aren't you there? 86 00:07:57,184 --> 00:08:00,711 Neal Perlow and Joseph Dreyer?! 87 00:08:11,232 --> 00:08:14,360 And then l had Terry Griffith, fourth period Civics. 88 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,594 Did you see what she's wearing? 89 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:19,365 The legs do not stop. 90 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,168 l say we flunk her, keep her here for another year. 91 00:08:23,944 --> 00:08:26,276 You better be careful, you could lose your job. 92 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:29,883 lt'd be worth it, it's not that great a job. 93 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,215 -Terry. -What's wrong with my article? 94 00:08:40,961 --> 00:08:43,657 Well, there isn't anything wrong with it, per se... 95 00:08:43,831 --> 00:08:45,321 ...it's just... 96 00:08:45,499 --> 00:08:49,026 -...not outstanding work. -Well, l think it is. 97 00:08:49,203 --> 00:08:52,400 What do you give me straight A's for, my wardrobe? 98 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:56,899 l give you the A's because of your hard work. And you write well. 99 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:01,037 But this contest, it's a completely different ballgame. 100 00:09:01,215 --> 00:09:03,410 When l read those articles, l have to ask... 101 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,677 ...does this person have a nose for news? 102 00:09:05,853 --> 00:09:08,378 Do they dig out the most interesting angle? 103 00:09:08,556 --> 00:09:11,992 So, what you're trying to tell me is that the nutritional content... 104 00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:14,855 ...of our school lunches isn't interesting. 105 00:09:16,163 --> 00:09:19,599 Look, Terry, l know that you're disappointed. 106 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,258 But l had to pick kids who've got a real shot... 107 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,461 ...at becoming professional journalists. 108 00:09:24,638 --> 00:09:27,004 l am going to be a reporter. 109 00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:30,203 That's good. l like that attitude. 110 00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:34,609 But don't you think it would be nice to have something to fall back on? 111 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,340 Like what? 112 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,442 Well, you're a pretty girl, you could be a model. 113 00:09:39,687 --> 00:09:41,086 Be a model? 114 00:09:41,255 --> 00:09:44,088 Why, because a pretty girl can't possibly have a brain? 115 00:09:44,258 --> 00:09:47,284 -Look, what l meant was-- -l know what you meant! 116 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:51,124 This is a great article and it belongs at the Sun-Tribune. 117 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:56,759 And you are so clueless to life, it is really pathetic! 118 00:10:10,451 --> 00:10:13,113 Terry, it's Mr. Wonderful. 119 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,291 Always when l'm busy. 120 00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:30,696 -She's in the pool. -What took you so long? 121 00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:35,171 -l knew it was you. -l keep forgetting how young you are. 122 00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:37,970 What a waste of a sports car. 123 00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:48,148 Listen, everything's gonna be all right. 124 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,454 How'd this get in here? 125 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:04,535 -Why do you always tie double knots? -Kevin, please, forget the knot. 126 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,367 What l need is a little sympathy. 127 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:11,136 l had my heart set on that summer job. 128 00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:13,106 Terry. 129 00:11:13,614 --> 00:11:16,310 l know exactly how you feel. 130 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,148 Can l tell you a little story? 131 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:24,153 When l was a kid, l was obsessed with being a fireman. 132 00:11:24,325 --> 00:11:28,955 l used to set little fires in the back yard, and l'd practice putting them out. 133 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,830 Then one day... 134 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,865 ...when l was 1 2, l learned l could never be a fireman. 135 00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:38,266 Why, what happened? 136 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:42,466 l found out how much money they make. Pitiful. 137 00:11:43,477 --> 00:11:47,106 Don't you understand that l don't care what reporters make? 138 00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:51,377 l can't remember a time when there was anything else l wanted to do. 139 00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:55,682 And it's discouraging when Raymaker tells me that l should become a model. 140 00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:58,518 Hey, why not? You're a knockout. 141 00:11:58,692 --> 00:12:02,492 Besides, models make some pretty nice bucks. 142 00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,563 You don't think l can do it either. 143 00:12:04,732 --> 00:12:08,930 Well, no, that's not exactly what l said, exactly. 144 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,162 Yeah, well, it was close enough. 145 00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:14,637 You know, it's lucky for you l'm in love with you, l think... 146 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:18,201 ...or l'd probably never speak to you again. 147 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:20,973 l'd like to be alone, please. 148 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,810 Now? Can't you be alone when your parents are home? 149 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,544 Since you haven't listened to one word l've said... 150 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:30,850 ...why don't you try reading my lips. Goodbye, Kevin. 151 00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:33,789 Would you rather spend the night at the frat house? 152 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:43,699 -All men care about is sex! -l resent that. 153 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:47,531 Big improvement, huh? 154 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:50,006 The room needed something. 155 00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:54,170 Your room is why my life is totally screwed up. 156 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:59,149 You guys think beautiful women are nothing but decoration, total airheads. 157 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,912 Hey, not me. 158 00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:04,524 These women have my deepest respect. 159 00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:07,785 For showing their boobs? 160 00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:10,289 And for their minds. 161 00:13:10,464 --> 00:13:15,265 lt just so happens that Kim here reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath. 162 00:13:15,436 --> 00:13:17,961 And Luanne has dedicated her centerfold... 163 00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:20,538 ...to help clean up toxic waste. 164 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:25,270 And the only reason Barbara does her physics homework buck-naked... 165 00:13:25,446 --> 00:13:27,971 ...is because that library's hot. 166 00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:31,046 Come on, Buddy, admit it... 167 00:13:31,218 --> 00:13:35,211 ...you would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies. 168 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:37,482 Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. 169 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:40,757 l'd like a little time to reminisce. 170 00:13:41,295 --> 00:13:44,594 Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid? 171 00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:46,665 A blowjob? 172 00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:51,734 -Hey, l'm sorry. -This is the perfect end to my day. 173 00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:54,738 l mean, it's as if women's lib never existed. 174 00:13:54,908 --> 00:13:59,777 Today's woman has the freedom to be just as sick and perverted as us guys. 175 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:01,938 Oh, that's wonderful. 176 00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:06,610 l mean, l write an excellent article, and just because l'm cute... 177 00:14:06,787 --> 00:14:09,779 ...no one takes me seriously. lt's not fair! 178 00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:13,393 And yet, somehow you find the courage to go on living. 179 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,687 You got guts. 180 00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:18,297 Sometimes l just wish l were a guy. 181 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,328 No, you don't. 182 00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:24,403 The male body needs sex at all times. lt's a living hell. 183 00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:30,133 l bet if a guy turned in the same article it would be at the Sun-Tribune now. 184 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:32,210 Yeah, no kidding. 185 00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:35,704 Hey, does Miss April look straight? 186 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:46,785 What are the odds of this being a homeless nymphomaniac? 187 00:14:48,395 --> 00:14:50,795 -ls your sister home? -Yeah. 188 00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:53,489 Hey, Terry, you got company. 189 00:14:56,703 --> 00:14:58,193 Terry? 190 00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:03,702 Why am l brain damaged? l just fooled my own brother. 191 00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:07,711 Hey, l wasn't paying attention. Now l am. Hello, Terry. 192 00:15:07,881 --> 00:15:10,349 l think l can pull this off. 193 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:14,385 This morning l knew her. l talked to her, she screamed at me... 194 00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:18,548 ...everything was great. Now she's wearing my clothes. 195 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:22,161 -Who do you think you are, Tootsie? -No. 196 00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:26,493 Okay, Yentl, what do you wanna be, a rabbi? 197 00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:29,562 Just tell me what's wrong. 198 00:15:29,736 --> 00:15:31,226 Really? 199 00:15:33,707 --> 00:15:36,608 Okay, well.... 200 00:15:37,945 --> 00:15:39,640 Look how you're standing. 201 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,906 l mean, drop your hands. 202 00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:44,209 Okay, now stick your hip in. 203 00:15:44,384 --> 00:15:46,545 All right, now move your feet apart. 204 00:15:46,753 --> 00:15:50,211 Okay. Guys take up space. 205 00:15:50,691 --> 00:15:52,784 All right, now you gotta look tougher. 206 00:15:53,393 --> 00:15:56,658 Very crucial, something every guy does... 207 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,321 ...let me see you scratch your balls. 208 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,301 Hey, come on, try it. 209 00:16:07,608 --> 00:16:09,633 Wait a minute. 210 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:12,005 Watch the master. 211 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,410 Now first, there's your basic shift. 212 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,447 But that's not always enough. 213 00:16:21,622 --> 00:16:25,718 Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in... 214 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:27,485 ...move things around. 215 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:30,893 Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch. 216 00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:34,328 All balls itch, it's a fact. 217 00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:37,565 Well, maybe this would help. 218 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,243 Not bad. 219 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,712 Shit, maybe l should try that. 220 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,979 Okay, let's see you walk. 221 00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:57,954 Hold it! 222 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:03,190 Look, you got balls now, use them. 223 00:17:04,464 --> 00:17:05,954 Say, baby, what's happening? 224 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:09,432 l'm a lean, mean sex machine, and that be the way it is. 225 00:17:09,603 --> 00:17:13,039 Say, baby, what's happening? l'm a lean, mean sex machine... 226 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:16,607 ...and that be the way it is. 227 00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:19,245 l think you'll pass as long as you don't move. 228 00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:21,503 l'm gonna do it. 229 00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:25,641 l'm going to take that article to Sturgis-Wilder and submit it as a guy. 230 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:30,256 lt makes perfect sense. Got a problem, you get in drag. 231 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,484 You don't think l can do it, do you? 232 00:17:35,996 --> 00:17:37,725 No way. 233 00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:40,628 But l'd love to see you try. 234 00:18:19,239 --> 00:18:21,207 Hey, how you doing? 235 00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:23,807 We'll talk more later. 236 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,745 There you go. Keep lifting those weights. 237 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:32,044 Once you're into power-blitzing, doing super-sets is like jerking off. 238 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,951 The key is to work out every possible minute. 239 00:18:35,122 --> 00:18:37,488 Like, say you don't have any weights. 240 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,751 You use freshmen. 241 00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,518 l'm serious. Excuse me! 242 00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:44,823 This'll just take a minute. 243 00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:47,765 Okay, get a good grip... 244 00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:49,762 ...bend your knees and lift. 245 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:54,070 One, two. One, two. 246 00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:58,810 Hey, no pain, no gain. This is great for the deltoids. 247 00:18:58,979 --> 00:19:02,244 -Thanks, kid. -Happy to help. 248 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:14,227 Who invited you? 249 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,488 l'm new here. 250 00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:20,155 Just what we need, another pussy. 251 00:19:22,436 --> 00:19:25,803 Strong as an ox, and almost as smart. 252 00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:33,504 Another good exercise for upper body strength, the pussy toss for distance. 253 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,547 Hey, get off me! Get off me right-- Get off! 254 00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:42,180 Watch the prickers. Damn. 255 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,124 Great bunch of guys. 256 00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:52,424 l see you met Greg Tolan. 257 00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:54,931 He kind of runs the school. 258 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,835 l'm Rick Morehouse. 259 00:20:01,842 --> 00:20:04,276 Try not to get us confused. 260 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:13,883 Willie, will you give us a synopsis of Catcher in the Rye? 261 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,697 Catcher in the Rye, a novel written by the earthling Salinger... 262 00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:29,495 ...that every adolescent Homo sapien in America is forced to read.... 263 00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:31,398 You didn't read it, did you? 264 00:20:31,571 --> 00:20:36,634 Our mission on your planet is to study human behavioral patterns. 265 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:41,679 Last night, we simulated a daily teenage ritual, homework avoidance. 266 00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:45,375 We consumed large quantities of fermented hops and were... 267 00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:49,488 ...transformed into degenerate party animal head-bangers. 268 00:20:51,825 --> 00:20:55,158 -Can l go to the restroom, please? -Three minutes. 269 00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:57,853 l don't care what galaxy you two are from. 270 00:20:58,031 --> 00:21:01,091 You've been pulling this routine for three years. 271 00:21:01,268 --> 00:21:04,203 You'll be here another year if you don't straighten up. 272 00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:07,101 l want that homework now. 273 00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:12,811 The Earth woman seems so tense. 274 00:21:13,013 --> 00:21:14,503 lrritable. 275 00:21:14,681 --> 00:21:16,478 Too much coffee. 276 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,709 Not enough sex. 277 00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:22,949 Just finished. 278 00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:25,074 l care. 279 00:22:34,928 --> 00:22:38,193 Low-budget pud-sucking dick nose! 280 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:52,942 Way to go, big Ter. 281 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,464 Table pressing. Good for strength and definition. 282 00:23:22,142 --> 00:23:24,133 Full extension is very important. 283 00:23:37,891 --> 00:23:40,121 No pain, no gain. 284 00:24:15,362 --> 00:24:19,992 -Got you! -Keep your face out of my locker. 285 00:24:30,143 --> 00:24:33,408 -Coach Morrison? -One moment, son. 286 00:24:40,086 --> 00:24:42,247 Bowling, a great game. 287 00:24:42,922 --> 00:24:44,253 The greatest. 288 00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,289 But it's more than a game. 289 00:24:46,459 --> 00:24:48,859 lt's the ultimate challenge. 290 00:24:49,229 --> 00:24:50,856 One man... 291 00:24:51,131 --> 00:24:52,860 ...one ball... 292 00:24:53,099 --> 00:24:55,761 ...ten pins. 293 00:24:55,935 --> 00:24:59,166 -Ten frames too. -Exactly! 294 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:02,641 See, coach, l just transferred here from another school... 295 00:25:02,809 --> 00:25:06,745 ...so l don't have my gym clothes yet, so l guess l'll just go to study hall. 296 00:25:06,913 --> 00:25:08,540 Hold it! 297 00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:12,680 Everyone dresses for my gym class. 298 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,711 Everyone. 299 00:25:15,088 --> 00:25:16,112 Great. 300 00:25:16,656 --> 00:25:20,319 l have surprise jock inspections three times a week. 301 00:25:20,493 --> 00:25:22,552 A word to the wise: 302 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,796 Wear it. 303 00:25:33,606 --> 00:25:36,336 Hey, yo, Mark, throw me a towel, huh? 304 00:25:36,509 --> 00:25:41,105 -Willie, l hate gym. l really hate gym. -l really hate gym a lot. 305 00:25:41,281 --> 00:25:43,306 l don't like the smell. 306 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,416 Excuse me. 307 00:25:58,398 --> 00:26:00,161 Oh, it's spreading! 308 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,927 Have you ever seen anything like this? 309 00:26:03,503 --> 00:26:04,902 Never. 310 00:26:05,071 --> 00:26:08,040 -Early shower squad! -Get the new kid! 311 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,905 Get off me! Get off me! 312 00:27:43,436 --> 00:27:44,835 Everybody out! Fire! 313 00:27:45,004 --> 00:27:49,668 Calm, collected! Take only essential materials! 314 00:27:54,581 --> 00:27:57,709 -Hey, get out of my way! -There's a fire drill. 315 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,748 We have a saboteur in our gym class! 316 00:28:06,092 --> 00:28:08,617 A real scum. 317 00:28:09,362 --> 00:28:11,660 A nimrod! 318 00:28:12,465 --> 00:28:16,401 Whoever started that fire... 319 00:28:17,303 --> 00:28:21,034 ...is a human gutter ball. 320 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,308 A zero! 321 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:29,241 Sherbecoe, how many times have l told you... 322 00:28:29,415 --> 00:28:32,384 ...no creatures in my gym class? 323 00:28:32,552 --> 00:28:35,521 lf l left him in the locker, the alligators would eat him. 324 00:28:35,688 --> 00:28:40,648 You get rid of it, or l'll get rid of it. 325 00:28:43,463 --> 00:28:48,594 lt's all right. lt's okay. He's just a little upset. Don't worry about it. 326 00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:55,430 Sit. Sit. Stay. Good boy. Good boy. 327 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,633 Okay, l'll be back soon for you. 328 00:28:58,411 --> 00:29:00,675 l'll take Willie if you take Phil. 329 00:29:00,847 --> 00:29:03,680 Okay, come on, guys. 330 00:29:13,159 --> 00:29:15,024 Okay. 331 00:29:15,194 --> 00:29:17,287 Shirts! Skins! 332 00:29:17,463 --> 00:29:20,159 Shirts! Skins! 333 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,492 -All right, let's play some ball. -Yeah. 334 00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:33,501 Got a problem, son? 335 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:38,481 Stomach, shooting pains! l ate in the cafeteria! 336 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:41,586 Come on, tough it out! 337 00:29:41,754 --> 00:29:46,191 When life rolls you a 7-1 0 split, what do you do? 338 00:29:46,359 --> 00:29:47,986 Go to the nurse? 339 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:52,029 No! Hell, no! You aim for that seven pin and let her rip! 340 00:29:56,636 --> 00:30:01,403 All right. All right. The rest of you pinheads play ball! 341 00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:10,944 -This is good work. -l knew it. Thanks, Mr. Mendosa. 342 00:30:11,117 --> 00:30:14,416 But l can't send it to the Sun-Tribune. 343 00:30:14,587 --> 00:30:17,488 -What'd you say? -Can't send it. 344 00:30:17,657 --> 00:30:23,095 Your writing skills are fine, but, man, this stuff is really boring. 345 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:28,130 You gotta grab the reader! Goose them a little. 346 00:30:28,735 --> 00:30:30,225 Right... 347 00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:31,864 ...goose them. 348 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:35,769 Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you can't write with sensitivity... 349 00:30:35,942 --> 00:30:38,877 ...with feeling, with heart. 350 00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,942 But you do show promise. 351 00:30:42,115 --> 00:30:43,446 Look. 352 00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:46,551 l'm not gonna choose the winners until a week from Monday. 353 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,882 So think of something exciting. Try again. 354 00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:55,117 Yeah, well... 355 00:30:55,294 --> 00:30:56,886 ...thanks. 356 00:31:05,671 --> 00:31:08,196 Terry, I hate when you're depressed. 357 00:31:08,374 --> 00:31:14,244 l mean, if you're this upset over your life, l should be suicidal. 358 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,644 l mean, look what Kevin sent you! 359 00:31:17,183 --> 00:31:20,277 l'd do anything to come home and find roses. 360 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:23,784 Can we define the word ''anything''? 361 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:28,125 Maybe Raymaker was right about my article. 362 00:31:28,294 --> 00:31:31,525 But l know l can do better. 363 00:31:31,697 --> 00:31:33,460 l'm just confused. 364 00:31:33,633 --> 00:31:37,262 Of course you're confused, you're wearing my underwear. 365 00:31:38,971 --> 00:31:43,305 Terry, forget it. Come back to Pearl. 366 00:31:43,476 --> 00:31:48,209 So you got a bad haircut. You got a great life and a fabulous boyfriend. 367 00:31:48,381 --> 00:31:49,871 l can't give up. 368 00:31:50,049 --> 00:31:52,574 And today was a disaster, and l was a major geek... 369 00:31:52,752 --> 00:31:55,084 ...but they all thought l was a guy. 370 00:31:55,254 --> 00:31:57,222 l was in the boys' locker room. 371 00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,516 -You were? -Yes. 372 00:31:58,691 --> 00:32:00,090 -And they were? -Yes. 373 00:32:00,259 --> 00:32:02,159 Can l be your younger brother? 374 00:32:02,728 --> 00:32:04,320 There's a story here. 375 00:32:04,497 --> 00:32:08,263 l don't know what, but l've got until a week from Monday to find it. 376 00:32:08,434 --> 00:32:14,236 Hey, what about, ''Girl Gets in Locker Room, Turns Stupid''? 377 00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:20,810 l can still win that job. l'm gonna go to Sturgis-Wilder... 378 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,108 ...and l'm gonna start making any friends l can find. 379 00:32:24,617 --> 00:32:28,246 What if Kevin finds out you were in the boys' locker room? 380 00:32:28,421 --> 00:32:32,983 Would Woodward and Bernstein worry about their girlfriends? 381 00:32:33,593 --> 00:32:34,924 No. 382 00:32:35,094 --> 00:32:39,394 Anyway, Kevin will never find out. 383 00:32:39,565 --> 00:32:41,396 Unless l tell him. 384 00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:46,129 Which l would never do as long as Denise cooperates. 385 00:32:46,739 --> 00:32:48,366 Denise? 386 00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:50,975 When pigs fly. 387 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,079 Never hurts to ask. 388 00:32:59,886 --> 00:33:02,616 lt's driving me crazy! l looked everywhere! 389 00:33:02,788 --> 00:33:05,655 l can't find the back of my earring. 390 00:33:05,825 --> 00:33:10,455 What am l supposed to do, walk around all day with one earring? 391 00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:11,619 lt's so punk. 392 00:33:11,797 --> 00:33:14,561 All you gotta do is break the eraser off a pencil... 393 00:33:14,734 --> 00:33:18,261 ...and use it to hold your earring. lt'll get you through the day. 394 00:33:18,437 --> 00:33:20,803 Oh, thanks. 395 00:33:26,078 --> 00:33:28,911 l have sisters. 396 00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:47,757 We're in the cafeteria, everything eats and is eaten by something. 397 00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:51,301 Don't take it personally. Remember when l-- 398 00:33:51,804 --> 00:33:54,136 Hi, l'm Terry Griffith. 399 00:33:54,307 --> 00:33:57,435 Hi, l'm Harold ''Reptile'' Sherbecoe. 400 00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:00,204 lt's time to feed Snowball his lunch. 401 00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:03,678 Oh, Snowball, he's cute. 402 00:34:03,849 --> 00:34:07,341 Oh, that's not Snowball. No, this is Snowball. 403 00:34:08,354 --> 00:34:10,254 That's lunch. 404 00:34:11,524 --> 00:34:13,685 They don't make snake chow. 405 00:34:13,859 --> 00:34:17,556 -lt was very nice meeting you. -Nice meeting you too. 406 00:34:18,631 --> 00:34:20,622 Want some company? 407 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,166 Want some company? 408 00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:27,506 -Want some company? -Yeah, sure. 409 00:34:30,910 --> 00:34:33,208 l'm Terry Griffith. 410 00:34:34,013 --> 00:34:37,005 l'm sorry, l forgot your name. 411 00:34:37,183 --> 00:34:39,674 -Rick Morehouse. -Oh, yeah, that's it. 412 00:34:39,852 --> 00:34:43,083 Last time we met, l was in some bushes. 413 00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:45,553 Right, big fun being the new kid, huh? 414 00:34:45,725 --> 00:34:47,420 Are you new? 415 00:34:47,593 --> 00:34:51,029 Two months ago. Actually, l'm a professional new kid. 416 00:34:51,197 --> 00:34:54,394 Seven schools in three years, l really know how to register. 417 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:55,864 Excuse me? 418 00:34:56,369 --> 00:34:59,566 Hi, thanks, it worked great. 419 00:35:00,206 --> 00:35:02,197 He knew how to fix my earring. 420 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,139 That's because he's a little tulip. 421 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:10,013 You know Deborah Strowbridge? 422 00:35:10,182 --> 00:35:12,116 Not really. 423 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,479 But l mean, she talked to you. 424 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:17,088 Deborah Strowbridge is perfection. 425 00:35:17,256 --> 00:35:19,816 Well, it seems to me like she's got a boyfriend. 426 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,654 Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste. 427 00:35:22,828 --> 00:35:24,989 -So are you a senior? -Yeah. 428 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,893 You going to college? 429 00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:30,467 Well, l like music, and l'd like to do something in that field... 430 00:35:30,636 --> 00:35:33,469 ...but l'm not sure you have to go to school for it. 431 00:35:33,639 --> 00:35:35,129 l dig music a lot too. 432 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:39,835 l like the Clash and Talking Heads and Springsteen and Prince. 433 00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:41,377 Yeah, that's pretty cool. 434 00:35:41,547 --> 00:35:43,174 Listen to this. 435 00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:50,721 Look, what a fox. 436 00:35:50,890 --> 00:35:55,384 Dresses like Elvis Costello, looks like the Karate Kid. 437 00:35:55,828 --> 00:35:58,729 l'm gonna get him. 438 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,201 Severe intestinal disorder. 439 00:36:05,171 --> 00:36:08,004 What's the matter, you have a little tummy ache? 440 00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:10,540 What are you, a pussy? 441 00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:21,351 My doctor said that l should be okay by a week from Monday... 442 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,512 ...so l guess l'll just go to study hall. 443 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:26,817 No, you won't. 444 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:31,390 l have a little job for you, son. 445 00:36:39,672 --> 00:36:41,731 Here you go. 446 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,774 Hey, knock yourself out. 447 00:36:45,778 --> 00:36:48,440 You look like you could use two. 448 00:36:48,614 --> 00:36:51,048 Dragon coming through, watch your toes. 449 00:36:51,217 --> 00:36:54,050 Come on, Fifi, don't dawdle. Come on. 450 00:36:58,924 --> 00:37:00,687 What are you looking at? 451 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,589 Nothing. 452 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,730 Tulip. 453 00:37:05,131 --> 00:37:06,826 Hi. 454 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:09,301 lt's me. 455 00:37:10,002 --> 00:37:12,061 Nice to see you. 456 00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:16,703 Hi, l'm Sandy. 457 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:19,734 -Terry. -l know. 458 00:37:19,912 --> 00:37:22,904 That's an incredible tie. Where did you get it? 459 00:37:23,082 --> 00:37:26,017 -At a store. -Bitchen. 460 00:37:27,386 --> 00:37:30,150 l guess if you're new, you don't have a girlfriend. 461 00:37:30,322 --> 00:37:32,813 Yeah, well, l got one back home. 462 00:37:32,992 --> 00:37:35,324 Long-distance relationship? 463 00:37:35,895 --> 00:37:36,919 Good luck. 464 00:37:37,096 --> 00:37:40,190 Yo, Rick, you want a ride home? 465 00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:43,232 Sure. 466 00:37:43,402 --> 00:37:47,304 Yeah, well, gotta go, Sandy, so l guess l'll see you around. 467 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,865 Yeah, you will. 468 00:37:55,548 --> 00:37:57,709 She's pretty nice. 469 00:37:58,217 --> 00:38:00,082 Yeah, but l got this one rule. 470 00:38:00,252 --> 00:38:02,880 l never go out with girls who say ''bitchen.'' 471 00:38:10,696 --> 00:38:13,028 Pull up right here, this is fine. 472 00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,000 Thanks for the ride. 473 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:21,662 Well, what are you doing now? 474 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,832 Nothing. Did you want to come in? 475 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:28,605 Well, l was just gonna tune up my car and maybe play a little football... 476 00:38:28,781 --> 00:38:31,113 ...but yeah, l got time. 477 00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:32,849 Okay. 478 00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:52,861 lf my mom comes home from work and asks you about my girlfriend... 479 00:38:53,038 --> 00:38:54,471 ...just so you know... 480 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,269 ...her name is Alice and she looks a lot like Chrissy Evert Lloyd. 481 00:38:59,111 --> 00:39:02,012 l just don't want her to worry about my social life. 482 00:39:02,181 --> 00:39:04,513 Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd? 483 00:39:04,917 --> 00:39:07,442 lt was Wimbledon week. You want a beer? 484 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,350 Yeah, l'll take a brewski. 485 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:22,056 So you don't really have a girlfriend? 486 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:23,891 You guessed it. 487 00:39:24,069 --> 00:39:26,902 -What about the prom? -What about it? 488 00:39:27,072 --> 00:39:29,302 Well, you know, sounds all right. 489 00:39:29,475 --> 00:39:33,036 ''Passion in Paradise.'' You're renting out that big surf place. 490 00:39:33,212 --> 00:39:34,406 Don't you want to go? 491 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:38,880 Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night. l'd rather not go with my mom. 492 00:39:39,051 --> 00:39:42,145 Well, did you ask anyone? 493 00:39:43,322 --> 00:39:44,880 Well, you better get going. 494 00:39:45,057 --> 00:39:48,117 -Who's your first choice? -You ask a lot of questions. 495 00:39:48,294 --> 00:39:51,661 Rick, we're rapping man-to-man about chicks and shit like that. 496 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:54,128 You know, like, still a virgin? 497 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,097 l don't know. 498 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:59,203 You don't know? Weren't you paying attention? 499 00:39:59,371 --> 00:40:02,602 -Are you a virgin? -No. 500 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,107 Have you slept with a lot of girls? 501 00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:09,145 -No. Have you ever slept with a girl? -Yeah. 502 00:40:09,315 --> 00:40:12,876 -Well, all right, let's hear the story. -lt's no big deal. 503 00:40:13,052 --> 00:40:14,713 Just after my dad died... 504 00:40:14,887 --> 00:40:18,550 ...this friend of my mom's, l think she wanted to cheer me up. 505 00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:21,215 She did. 506 00:40:23,062 --> 00:40:24,461 ls that your room? 507 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,895 Wait a minute, don't go in there. lt's kind of messy. 508 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,796 This is different. 509 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,965 l'm kind of into James Brown. 510 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,042 l guess so. 511 00:40:39,211 --> 00:40:42,374 Prince, Michael Jackson, it all goes back to James Brown. 512 00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:44,038 The godfather of soul. 513 00:40:44,216 --> 00:40:47,379 Not to mention Mr. Humanitarian, Mr. Dynamite... 514 00:40:47,553 --> 00:40:50,351 ...and the hardest-working man in show business. 515 00:40:50,522 --> 00:40:53,320 New York City, live, the Apollo Theater, 1 962. 516 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:55,153 This man was king. 517 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:58,990 -Well, let's hear some sounds. -l don't think so. 518 00:40:59,164 --> 00:41:03,260 -Stereo broken? -No, it's just something l do by myself. 519 00:41:03,435 --> 00:41:05,903 Well, when l hear James, l have to dance. 520 00:41:06,071 --> 00:41:09,040 You know, like James, go crazy, l can't help it. 521 00:41:09,208 --> 00:41:12,837 And l'm usually alone when l do it. 522 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,037 That's cool, man. l can respect that. 523 00:41:15,214 --> 00:41:17,876 How about another brewski, okay? 524 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,018 Okay. 525 00:41:22,121 --> 00:41:27,058 Budster, the refrigerator gives new meaning to the word ''empty.'' 526 00:41:27,226 --> 00:41:31,595 Hey, don't worry about breakfast. This stuff tastes great cold. 527 00:41:31,764 --> 00:41:35,564 You agreed to do half the shopping while Mom and Dad were gone. 528 00:41:35,734 --> 00:41:38,259 Yeah, that's right, the second half. 529 00:41:38,437 --> 00:41:41,270 l'll tell you what, l'll do the dishes. 530 00:41:49,214 --> 00:41:50,977 Thank you. 531 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,487 l can see myself. 532 00:41:58,223 --> 00:41:59,815 l'll get it. 533 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:03,217 Hello? 534 00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:07,126 Hey, yo, scumbag. Hey, suck your own. 535 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,095 Eat me. 536 00:42:10,836 --> 00:42:13,532 Hey, same to you, butt face. 537 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,940 Mom says hi. 538 00:42:36,895 --> 00:42:39,261 Yo, Rick, how they hanging? 539 00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:42,362 lt's Terry. 540 00:42:43,669 --> 00:42:46,297 l want you to wear something really hip tomorrow. 541 00:42:46,472 --> 00:42:49,202 We're gonna get you a date for the prom. 542 00:42:49,374 --> 00:42:51,740 Just do what l say. 543 00:42:52,244 --> 00:42:56,078 Okay, yeah. Bye-bye. 544 00:42:56,248 --> 00:42:57,840 Scumbag. 545 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:01,081 Shit, he hung up. 546 00:43:08,694 --> 00:43:13,631 This is your idea of hip, a guy who is into James Brown? 547 00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:17,166 Could we please just forget the whole thing? 548 00:43:17,336 --> 00:43:20,601 Now, there is no reason why you should miss that prom. 549 00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:23,764 A girl would be crazy to turn you down. 550 00:43:23,942 --> 00:43:27,708 So come on, who is she? 551 00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:32,012 Red sweater. 552 00:43:33,952 --> 00:43:36,352 Cute shoes. 553 00:43:38,524 --> 00:43:40,424 Go for it. 554 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,959 Just waltz right up there and ask her out? 555 00:43:45,130 --> 00:43:48,657 No, you gotta say something nice... 556 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:51,803 ...like, how pretty her eyes are. 557 00:43:51,970 --> 00:43:55,235 -Girls eat up that crap. -Come on. 558 00:44:08,954 --> 00:44:12,117 -Hi, Jeanine. -Hi. 559 00:44:12,291 --> 00:44:16,159 -l'm forgetting your name. -Rick Morehouse. 560 00:44:16,328 --> 00:44:19,388 You know, l sit right next to you in Civics class. 561 00:44:27,306 --> 00:44:29,968 You have beautiful eyes. 562 00:44:33,779 --> 00:44:35,940 l'll bet. 563 00:44:37,082 --> 00:44:40,518 Do you have a date for the prom? 564 00:44:40,686 --> 00:44:42,620 Of course, it's next week, why? 565 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:48,152 Official prom committee survey, thank you very much. 566 00:44:49,695 --> 00:44:51,663 Terry. 567 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:58,400 This has got to be the one. You know why? 568 00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:01,698 Because l've asked everybody else. 569 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:05,138 No, because l've got this feeling. 570 00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:09,303 True, l've had this feeling before, but this time.... 571 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:20,320 Beth, are you doing anything prom night? 572 00:45:20,492 --> 00:45:22,756 l'm going to the prom. 573 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,492 Saturday night. 574 00:45:25,664 --> 00:45:27,996 -What about Saturday? -l'm busy. 575 00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:30,794 -Tonight? -l'm busy. 576 00:45:30,969 --> 00:45:32,664 -How about Sunday? -l'm busy. 577 00:45:32,838 --> 00:45:36,296 -How about any night in 1 98 7? -l'm busy. 578 00:45:36,675 --> 00:45:38,142 I'm sorry. 579 00:45:38,310 --> 00:45:41,404 How about yesterday? Are you busy yesterday? 580 00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:44,481 l think so, but you can ask me out again. 581 00:45:47,686 --> 00:45:50,280 -Hi, Terry. -Oh, hey, Sandy. 582 00:45:50,455 --> 00:45:52,923 Word's out your friend's desperate for a date. 583 00:45:53,091 --> 00:45:55,924 He would love my cousin, Jill. She's cute. 584 00:45:57,696 --> 00:45:59,891 -How cute? -Extremely. 585 00:46:00,065 --> 00:46:04,263 She's got, like, Joan Collins' eyes, Christy Brinkley's teeth. 586 00:46:06,371 --> 00:46:09,101 What about the rest of her? 587 00:46:11,043 --> 00:46:13,307 Dynamite. Rick has to meet her. 588 00:46:13,478 --> 00:46:17,847 How about if you and me and Rick and Jill all meet up at the cave tonight? 589 00:46:18,016 --> 00:46:20,246 We'll have a picnic. 590 00:46:23,088 --> 00:46:24,385 Come on, we'll have fun. 591 00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:30,360 This Jill better be some girl. 592 00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:52,517 Buddy, can l borrow your Army jacket? 593 00:46:54,086 --> 00:46:56,418 What are you doing? 594 00:46:56,588 --> 00:46:58,818 Just cleaning the house. 595 00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,890 Budster, are you all right? 596 00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:05,593 l am awesome. 597 00:47:06,498 --> 00:47:09,194 Linda is on her way over. 598 00:47:11,536 --> 00:47:14,164 Excuse me, Mr. Romance, just out of curiosity... 599 00:47:14,339 --> 00:47:18,799 ...does this girl have any idea she's coming over to light up your life? 600 00:47:18,977 --> 00:47:21,468 Well, technically speaking, not really. 601 00:47:21,646 --> 00:47:24,171 We'll probably start off with some algebra... 602 00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:28,044 ...but once l turn on the charm, she's mine. 603 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,822 Hand me that massage book, please. 604 00:47:32,324 --> 00:47:34,758 Bud, why don't you take the subtle approach? 605 00:47:34,926 --> 00:47:38,885 Maybe hang a couple of salamis from the ceiling. 606 00:47:39,498 --> 00:47:42,296 At least my date is someone of the opposite sex. 607 00:47:44,136 --> 00:47:46,570 l'm just seeing Sandy for Rick. 608 00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:49,002 For Rick, what happened to research? 609 00:47:49,174 --> 00:47:50,801 Well, that's what l meant. 610 00:47:50,976 --> 00:47:54,935 So for research, you're willing to toy with this poor girl's emotions? 611 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:58,048 All you transvestites are alike. 612 00:47:58,216 --> 00:48:00,684 You disgust me. 613 00:48:00,852 --> 00:48:04,310 But of course, that isn't the real problem here. 614 00:48:04,489 --> 00:48:06,650 Oh, really, what is? 615 00:48:06,825 --> 00:48:08,417 This woman's hot for you. 616 00:48:08,593 --> 00:48:11,357 What if she goes nuts and tears your clothes off? 617 00:48:11,530 --> 00:48:15,432 That's what Craig Garfield said Roxanne Doyle did. 618 00:48:16,201 --> 00:48:18,601 -Yeah, what do l do then? -Call me. 619 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,738 l can be there in 1 5 minutes. 620 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:26,908 Wait, you can't call me. ln fact, you can't come home. 621 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,010 You'll have to sleep in the cave. 622 00:48:32,984 --> 00:48:35,282 The cave. 623 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:38,184 Oh, God. 624 00:48:47,399 --> 00:48:50,766 l want to make a toast to my good friend, Rick... 625 00:48:50,936 --> 00:48:53,962 ...a guy with a great sense of humor. 626 00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:56,437 And here's to summer. 627 00:48:56,608 --> 00:49:00,442 l swear, sixth grade is so bogus, it's a joke. 628 00:49:09,221 --> 00:49:13,089 Wanna take a walk? l think they need some privacy. 629 00:49:13,258 --> 00:49:17,126 Jill, you animal, you. 630 00:49:17,295 --> 00:49:19,126 Come on. 631 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:24,658 Hey, wait, where you going? 632 00:49:24,836 --> 00:49:26,804 Hey, man, don't leave me now. 633 00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:33,803 You kids have fun, huh? 634 00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:36,842 They left me. 635 00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:39,347 lt's okay, l'm still here. 636 00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:44,019 Sandy, you tricked me bad. 637 00:49:45,390 --> 00:49:49,417 You know, in five years, Jill's going to make him very happy. 638 00:49:49,594 --> 00:49:51,721 Yeah, l'm sure. 639 00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:55,557 -Nice fire. -Sandy, this is-- 640 00:49:55,734 --> 00:49:56,723 Don't talk. 641 00:49:56,935 --> 00:49:59,233 Sandy, this is a big mistake. 642 00:50:00,138 --> 00:50:03,369 Maybe, maybe not. There's only one way to find out. 643 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,169 Sandy. Sandy, really. 644 00:50:05,343 --> 00:50:07,334 Sandy, get out of there! 645 00:50:10,482 --> 00:50:15,010 There really is a very good explanation for that. 646 00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,380 l'm flattered. 647 00:50:17,322 --> 00:50:18,346 You are? 648 00:50:18,523 --> 00:50:20,889 But you don't have to do this to impress me. 649 00:50:21,059 --> 00:50:23,186 -l don't? -No. 650 00:50:23,361 --> 00:50:25,090 l like you a lot. 651 00:50:26,598 --> 00:50:28,532 l'll take one of those beers now. 652 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:31,931 lt's okay. l mean, how small can it be? 653 00:50:32,771 --> 00:50:34,329 Don't ask. 654 00:50:34,973 --> 00:50:36,497 More cold duck? 655 00:50:36,675 --> 00:50:38,905 Sure, hit me again. 656 00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:41,773 lf l give you 5 bucks, would you go see a movie? 657 00:50:41,947 --> 00:50:45,974 Terry promised she'd be home tonight. l'm not leaving until l see her. 658 00:50:46,151 --> 00:50:49,245 lf l give you 1 0 bucks, would you go wait in your car? 659 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:53,187 We're on number 22. Let's keep going. 660 00:50:56,795 --> 00:50:58,524 Bummer. 661 00:50:59,764 --> 00:51:02,733 ''lf the coefficient of X is greater than that of Y... 662 00:51:02,901 --> 00:51:06,462 ...and the coefficient of Y is greater than that of C... 663 00:51:06,638 --> 00:51:08,265 ...then what can be said... 664 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,967 ...about the coefficient of X in relation to the coefficient of C?'' 665 00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,783 Hold it. 666 00:51:27,759 --> 00:51:30,023 lt's time Kevin knew the truth. 667 00:51:30,996 --> 00:51:35,524 Terry moved to Oregon to join a religious cult she saw on 60 Minutes. 668 00:51:37,502 --> 00:51:39,800 lt's all in the letter. 669 00:51:41,106 --> 00:51:43,939 You should go home and wait for her, Kevin. 670 00:51:44,109 --> 00:51:46,236 Wait, two more problems. 671 00:51:46,411 --> 00:51:48,845 -''lf the coefficient of--'' -Hi, Kevin. 672 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,942 Terry, back from the cult. 673 00:51:52,117 --> 00:51:53,846 Where the hell have you been? 674 00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,619 You're gonna laugh. 675 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:03,222 l was upstairs looking for this skirt... 676 00:52:03,561 --> 00:52:06,553 ...and l fell asleep in the closet. 677 00:52:07,399 --> 00:52:09,230 What did you do to your hair? 678 00:52:10,235 --> 00:52:12,260 Oh, l cut it. 679 00:52:12,437 --> 00:52:15,167 -lsn't it cute? -Cute? lt's gone! 680 00:52:16,274 --> 00:52:18,071 What are you, drunk? 681 00:52:20,045 --> 00:52:21,706 You are, you're drunk. 682 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,872 What's going on here? We're supposed to get together. 683 00:52:25,050 --> 00:52:30,317 Kevin. Honey. Angel. 684 00:52:32,424 --> 00:52:35,552 l'll make it up to you, l promise. 685 00:52:35,727 --> 00:52:37,718 When, tonight? 686 00:52:38,596 --> 00:52:41,030 -Let me tuck you in. -l can't tonight. 687 00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:44,566 l'm working very hard on my article. 688 00:52:45,670 --> 00:52:47,433 But l'll tell you what. 689 00:52:49,074 --> 00:52:52,009 l'll walk you out to the car, okay? 690 00:52:52,844 --> 00:52:56,575 Gee, a walk to the car. Talk about your wild nights. 691 00:52:57,215 --> 00:53:00,912 lt's okay, because while you were up in the closet getting drunk... 692 00:53:01,086 --> 00:53:02,951 ...l got to do algebra! 693 00:53:03,121 --> 00:53:05,851 That's wonderful. 694 00:53:08,693 --> 00:53:10,320 Crazy kids. 695 00:53:10,495 --> 00:53:13,259 Well, alone at last. 696 00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:15,626 Why are you smiling like that? 697 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,461 Because it's party time! 698 00:53:17,635 --> 00:53:20,103 Let's dance! Let's great crazy! 699 00:53:20,271 --> 00:53:23,240 Let's get drunk! Let's get naked! 700 00:53:23,408 --> 00:53:27,037 Buddy, l love a good party, but something about you worries me. 701 00:53:27,212 --> 00:53:28,440 Linda, you're a nut. 702 00:53:28,613 --> 00:53:31,411 Skinny dip in the pool, back rub in the bedroom? 703 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:34,245 Pick a sin, any sin. 704 00:53:34,419 --> 00:53:36,387 lt's getting kind of late. 705 00:53:36,554 --> 00:53:38,385 No, it's early. 706 00:53:38,923 --> 00:53:40,652 -Bye. -Linda, wait. 707 00:53:40,825 --> 00:53:42,759 For God's sake, l vacuumed, Linda! 708 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:44,656 Buddy, you're a nice guy. 709 00:53:44,829 --> 00:53:47,957 No, not a nice guy. That's the kiss of death. 710 00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:50,624 l'll see you in algebra. Thanks for your help. 711 00:53:50,802 --> 00:53:52,099 Linda, wait! 712 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:56,263 Would it make any difference at all if l said l was hung like a bear? 713 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:58,136 lt might. Are you? 714 00:53:59,277 --> 00:54:01,871 No, just checking. 715 00:54:02,046 --> 00:54:04,241 Goodbye, Buddy. 716 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:08,313 l like your hair. 717 00:54:11,356 --> 00:54:14,848 That girl had incredible self-control. 718 00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:18,319 Kevin hates me, Rick hates me. 719 00:54:18,496 --> 00:54:21,124 Everybody hates me except Sandy. 720 00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:23,733 Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid? 721 00:54:23,902 --> 00:54:26,530 l bet l came closer than you did. 722 00:54:26,704 --> 00:54:31,698 Years from now, Linda will look back on this night and be very sorry. 723 00:54:34,078 --> 00:54:35,943 Good night, Buddy. 724 00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:39,513 Sorry, Spike. 725 00:54:41,753 --> 00:54:43,482 Nothing much, Ma. 726 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,316 l did good on my history test. 727 00:54:45,490 --> 00:54:47,185 Terry's become a transsexual. 728 00:54:47,358 --> 00:54:49,656 She's starting to grow hair on her chest. 729 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:50,988 Yeah, just a second. 730 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:53,187 Hey, Mom wants to talk to you. 731 00:54:55,233 --> 00:54:56,632 She can't talk, Mom. 732 00:54:56,801 --> 00:54:58,826 The doctor advised her not to speak. 733 00:54:59,003 --> 00:55:01,733 Something hormonal and vocal. 734 00:55:01,906 --> 00:55:03,567 Besides, she's hung-over. 735 00:55:03,741 --> 00:55:05,936 Yeah, she was out drinking with the guys. 736 00:55:06,110 --> 00:55:08,374 Okay, see you in a week. 737 00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,514 We miss you too. 738 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,650 Okay, bye. 739 00:55:13,084 --> 00:55:15,382 She thought l was kidding. 740 00:55:16,454 --> 00:55:18,479 Yo, Rick! 741 00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:21,884 Hi, Terry. 742 00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:25,154 -Good morning, Mrs. Morehouse. -Rick, Terry's here. 743 00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:35,266 -Sorry about last night. -Hey, that's okay. 744 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,637 lf l was in the sixth grade, l would have had a big night. 745 00:55:38,810 --> 00:55:40,903 -Come on, we're going out. -Let me guess. 746 00:55:41,446 --> 00:55:44,677 You got me a hot date with Sandy's grandmother. 747 00:55:44,849 --> 00:55:47,113 No, listen, l figured the whole thing out. 748 00:55:47,285 --> 00:55:51,051 There is nothing wrong with you except for the way you dress. 749 00:55:51,222 --> 00:55:55,124 Terry, it took me an hour to put this look together. 750 00:55:55,293 --> 00:55:57,784 Yeah, so don't try so hard next time. Come on. 751 00:55:57,962 --> 00:55:59,224 l don't have any money. 752 00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:02,298 l've got plastic. You can pay me back. 753 00:56:05,336 --> 00:56:07,270 l just feel kind of weird. 754 00:56:07,438 --> 00:56:09,929 That's because your body's not used to style. 755 00:56:10,108 --> 00:56:11,803 You'll adjust. 756 00:56:11,976 --> 00:56:13,534 Hey, Deborah, what's shaking? 757 00:56:13,711 --> 00:56:14,837 Hi, Terry. 758 00:56:15,013 --> 00:56:16,913 -Hi. -Rick. 759 00:56:17,081 --> 00:56:18,776 Yeah, l know. 760 00:56:18,950 --> 00:56:20,713 You look a little different. 761 00:56:20,885 --> 00:56:23,353 Kid went shopping, got a haircut. 762 00:56:23,521 --> 00:56:25,250 Welcome to the '80s. 763 00:56:25,423 --> 00:56:28,256 -Very sharp. -Thanks. 764 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:31,862 Deb, what are you doing hanging around these chump stains? 765 00:56:32,030 --> 00:56:34,328 -Come on, let's go. -l'll be right there. 766 00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:37,935 -Now, Deborah. -Just a second. 767 00:56:41,272 --> 00:56:44,571 Greg just likes to act tough. He doesn't really hate you guys. 768 00:56:44,742 --> 00:56:48,303 Oh, that's no act. He truly hates us. 769 00:56:49,047 --> 00:56:50,912 Deep down, he's insecure. 770 00:56:51,082 --> 00:56:53,778 Yeah, well, upfront he's an asshole. 771 00:56:54,519 --> 00:56:57,215 Take it easy, Deborah. 772 00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:02,923 What was that, a pity stop? 773 00:57:25,550 --> 00:57:28,417 lt's just about showtime, boys. 774 00:57:39,731 --> 00:57:41,858 l'm picking up curious life readings. 775 00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:43,660 -ls it human? -Unknown. 776 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,702 lt seems to be some sort of carbon-based douche bag. 777 00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:55,077 Gentlemen, relax. Sit down. 778 00:57:55,246 --> 00:57:58,647 Too much stress, it's not good for your muscles. 779 00:58:00,118 --> 00:58:02,586 Have a nice lunch. 780 00:58:07,759 --> 00:58:09,886 Hey, how you doing? 781 00:58:10,061 --> 00:58:11,528 Nice jacket. 782 00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:17,361 Oh, l'm sorry. Spaghetti too. 783 00:58:17,535 --> 00:58:19,503 l think it stains. 784 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:31,349 Did l miss something? 785 00:58:31,349 --> 00:58:32,976 Did l miss something? 786 00:58:33,751 --> 00:58:35,878 Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway? 787 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:39,490 -He said he was sorry. -And you believe him? 788 00:58:40,425 --> 00:58:42,256 Benefit of the doubt. 789 00:58:42,427 --> 00:58:45,863 Besides, the guy can lift cars. 790 00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:49,962 -What are you doing? -What's it look like l'm doing? 791 00:58:51,002 --> 00:58:52,833 Do you have to do that in here? 792 00:58:53,004 --> 00:58:56,667 Felt like the right time, certainly the right place. 793 00:58:56,841 --> 00:58:59,207 Terry, is this a problem for you? 794 00:59:00,211 --> 00:59:02,645 No, no problem at all. 795 00:59:02,814 --> 00:59:05,146 l was just kidding. 796 00:59:07,952 --> 00:59:11,888 lt's just that you look so nice today. 797 00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:14,781 You were perfect. 798 00:59:17,762 --> 00:59:21,027 Hey, isn't this great? 799 00:59:21,199 --> 00:59:22,962 lsn't what great? 800 00:59:23,134 --> 00:59:26,035 Well, you know, here we are... 801 00:59:26,204 --> 00:59:29,662 ...a couple of guys hanging out in the men's room... 802 00:59:29,841 --> 00:59:35,040 ...leaning up against the urinals, talking about broads and fights. 803 00:59:35,213 --> 00:59:38,307 Just like a couple of guys, you know? 804 00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:41,247 This is what you call typical male bonding. 805 00:59:41,419 --> 00:59:45,617 You know, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 806 00:59:45,790 --> 00:59:50,454 So that's what it is. Yeah, that's great. l'm glad you told me. 807 00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:54,359 l just wish that Greg Tolan would join the gang. 808 00:59:54,532 --> 00:59:56,762 Oh, man, l've had it with that jerk. 809 00:59:56,934 --> 01:00:00,836 You want to know about Greg Tolan? l'll tell you about Greg Tolan. 810 01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,406 Greg Tolan is toast. 811 01:00:05,243 --> 01:00:08,076 He can't get away with this. We gotta get him back. 812 01:00:08,246 --> 01:00:09,804 We and what army? 813 01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:13,747 No violence. No need to sink to his level. 814 01:00:13,918 --> 01:00:18,821 You see, we have something that Greg Tolan will never have: 815 01:00:19,557 --> 01:00:20,854 lntelligence. 816 01:00:21,959 --> 01:00:23,620 You know, you're right. 817 01:00:23,794 --> 01:00:27,321 l mean, we're smart. Okay, Terry, what do we do? 818 01:00:27,632 --> 01:00:31,466 -l don't know. -Me neither. Oh, boy. 819 01:00:37,642 --> 01:00:39,701 Hey, man, this stuff will kill you. 820 01:00:39,877 --> 01:00:42,345 Try this, you'll live longer. 821 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,013 Thanks. 822 01:00:46,484 --> 01:00:47,815 Looks good. 823 01:00:47,985 --> 01:00:50,852 -l made it myself. -Gonna finish those fries? 824 01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:52,284 -Buddy? -Thanks. 825 01:00:52,456 --> 01:00:55,823 -What are you doing here? -Looking for you. 826 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:59,853 Rick, this my younger brother, Buddy. 827 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:01,692 How you doing? 828 01:01:01,866 --> 01:01:05,324 So this is Rick? 829 01:01:05,636 --> 01:01:07,627 l've heard a lot about you. 830 01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:10,234 A lot. 831 01:01:10,408 --> 01:01:11,898 Buddy, what do you want? 832 01:01:12,510 --> 01:01:15,638 Guess who came by to pick you up for school this morning? 833 01:01:15,813 --> 01:01:17,041 Your true love. 834 01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:22,546 Kevina. Kevina was very upset that you left without her. 835 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:27,680 You know how she worships your rippling muscles and your hairy chest. 836 01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:31,226 Terry's such a stallion. 837 01:01:31,696 --> 01:01:33,254 Go on. 838 01:01:33,464 --> 01:01:34,863 Show him your hairy chest. 839 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,357 Buddy. 840 01:01:38,202 --> 01:01:41,763 Anyway, Kevina made me promise to tell you she's picking you up... 841 01:01:41,939 --> 01:01:44,271 ...for dinner 7:30 sharp. 842 01:01:44,609 --> 01:01:47,237 So you should look your handsomest. 843 01:01:48,346 --> 01:01:50,746 Thanks for the message, Bud. 844 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,948 My pleasure. 845 01:01:54,151 --> 01:01:55,846 Well... 846 01:01:56,787 --> 01:01:59,688 ...l'm gonna scope out the local babes. 847 01:02:01,492 --> 01:02:03,824 Hey, Rick, stay real. 848 01:02:03,995 --> 01:02:05,724 Take it easy. 849 01:02:06,764 --> 01:02:09,790 You have a girlfriend named Kevina? 850 01:02:09,967 --> 01:02:13,528 -Rather exotic, isn't it? -Stallion. 851 01:02:31,222 --> 01:02:32,814 Hi. 852 01:02:33,891 --> 01:02:35,950 Can l be totally honest with you? 853 01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:39,654 Your touch is the reason why l went through puberty. 854 01:02:43,567 --> 01:02:45,194 Sit down. 855 01:02:46,737 --> 01:02:51,265 Guys, l just want to apologize about neglecting you yesterday. 856 01:02:51,442 --> 01:02:56,379 l felt terrible, and l just want you to know you're still my favorite. 857 01:02:57,948 --> 01:02:59,575 Sit down. 858 01:03:00,518 --> 01:03:03,612 Man, Terry, this crap has gotta stop. 859 01:03:03,788 --> 01:03:05,551 What are you gonna do? 860 01:03:07,358 --> 01:03:08,620 Excuse me. 861 01:03:08,793 --> 01:03:12,058 Can l have your attention, please? Your attention? 862 01:03:15,533 --> 01:03:17,194 Every day at lunch... 863 01:03:17,368 --> 01:03:20,565 ...we get a very special treat... 864 01:03:20,738 --> 01:03:22,831 ...from a very special guy. 865 01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:26,534 A guy who has dedicated his life... 866 01:03:26,711 --> 01:03:28,303 ...to building his body... 867 01:03:28,612 --> 01:03:32,207 ...pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. 868 01:03:32,383 --> 01:03:34,943 Why, you ask? Why? 869 01:03:35,119 --> 01:03:40,182 Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food. Greg Tolan! 870 01:03:47,431 --> 01:03:49,365 Whoa, wait. 871 01:03:50,234 --> 01:03:52,759 Let's take a moment now to find out a little bit... 872 01:03:52,937 --> 01:03:55,997 ...about the man behind the mask. 873 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,401 Greg. May l call you Greg? 874 01:03:58,576 --> 01:04:04,242 Now tell us, Greg, how did you first get into spilling food? 875 01:04:04,415 --> 01:04:06,474 Were you a messy baby? 876 01:04:08,486 --> 01:04:10,147 Did you hate your strained peas? 877 01:04:11,822 --> 01:04:15,280 Well, you know, most psychologists tell us that guys... 878 01:04:15,459 --> 01:04:20,226 ...well, they get into bodybuilding to compensate for either a lack of lQ... 879 01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:21,763 ...or a small wienie. 880 01:04:22,133 --> 01:04:23,794 Which is it, Greg? 881 01:04:23,968 --> 01:04:27,995 Well, those of us in Greg's gym class... 882 01:04:28,172 --> 01:04:31,437 ...certainly know the answer to that one. 883 01:04:31,842 --> 01:04:34,003 l'm gonna beat the shit out of you! 884 01:04:34,178 --> 01:04:35,770 Greg, please! 885 01:04:35,980 --> 01:04:41,213 Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor! 886 01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:48,286 Well, let's all thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills... 887 01:04:48,459 --> 01:04:51,860 ...he's given us. All right, everybody, up! Come on, everybody, up! 888 01:04:52,029 --> 01:04:53,758 Grab the end of your tables! 889 01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:56,058 A tribute to you, Greg. 890 01:04:56,233 --> 01:04:58,133 Lift! 891 01:05:04,074 --> 01:05:05,905 We love you, Greg. 892 01:05:06,076 --> 01:05:09,603 Everybody out! Go on outside! 893 01:05:11,649 --> 01:05:12,911 Now! 894 01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:16,211 -Hold it, clown! -Come on, Greg. Greg, not now. 895 01:05:16,387 --> 01:05:18,821 lt was a joke, people laughed. Let it slide. 896 01:05:18,989 --> 01:05:21,423 -Stay out of this. -l am getting real bored... 897 01:05:21,592 --> 01:05:23,719 -...watching you push people around. -Yeah? 898 01:05:23,894 --> 01:05:27,261 -Stick around, it'll get real exciting. -You know, Terry was right. 899 01:05:27,431 --> 01:05:30,229 -You are an asshole. -That asshole called me an asshole? 900 01:05:30,401 --> 01:05:33,996 -Oh, now you wanna beat him up too? -No, l wanna buy him an ice cream. 901 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:49,317 Can't you ever just be man enough to walk away? 902 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:52,149 Watch, l'll show you how it's done. 903 01:05:54,625 --> 01:05:56,718 You got some pudding on your shoes. 904 01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:59,296 You were outstanding! Phenomenal! So who you gonna ask? 905 01:05:59,296 --> 01:06:00,285 You were outstanding! Phenomenal! So who you gonna ask? 906 01:06:00,464 --> 01:06:02,989 -Don't start this. -You're practically a celebrity. 907 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:05,863 l'm having a really great day. Please, don't spoil it. 908 01:06:06,036 --> 01:06:07,867 We've gone too far to stop now. 909 01:06:08,038 --> 01:06:12,975 Just ask one more person, anybody. And then l swear l'll shut up. 910 01:06:16,146 --> 01:06:19,081 -Anybody? -Anybody. 911 01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:29,088 This is.... 912 01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:32,556 This is gonna sound crazy, but... 913 01:06:32,730 --> 01:06:35,597 ...what the heck, you know, it's been a crazy day. 914 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,491 Would you like to go with me to the prom? 915 01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:41,435 Yeah, l'd love to. 916 01:06:43,007 --> 01:06:45,066 l don't think you understood the question-- 917 01:06:45,242 --> 01:06:48,734 The prom? l'd love to be your date. 918 01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:54,846 Hi, Terry. 919 01:06:56,253 --> 01:06:58,551 l'm going with Deborah? 920 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:04,389 l'm going with Deborah. 921 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,763 That's really wonderful. 922 01:07:08,933 --> 01:07:10,696 See, what did l tell you? 923 01:07:10,868 --> 01:07:12,392 You're a great guy. 924 01:07:12,736 --> 01:07:17,002 lt's about time some lucky girl figured it out. 925 01:07:17,174 --> 01:07:20,575 -Let's double. Who you going with? -Oh, l don't know if l'm going. 926 01:07:20,778 --> 01:07:23,406 You've got to, come on. Sandy. 927 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:25,776 Oh, no way, man, that chick is dangerous. 928 01:07:25,950 --> 01:07:28,111 -l don't need to go. -Yes, you do. 929 01:07:28,285 --> 01:07:30,378 After all you've done for me... 930 01:07:30,688 --> 01:07:32,781 ...we've gotta get you a date. 931 01:07:33,724 --> 01:07:37,387 Because, Terry, l'm not going unless you're going too. 932 01:07:37,561 --> 01:07:40,257 l mean it, l'll tell Deborah right now. 933 01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,198 l think l know who to ask. 934 01:07:46,670 --> 01:07:48,194 Okay! 935 01:07:51,909 --> 01:07:55,310 l was wondering, do you have plans yet for Saturday night? 936 01:07:55,546 --> 01:07:57,377 l'm not sure. 937 01:07:57,915 --> 01:08:00,907 Either l'm jetting to Paris... 938 01:08:01,085 --> 01:08:03,383 ...or watching The Love Boat. 939 01:08:07,491 --> 01:08:09,220 Denise. 940 01:08:11,328 --> 01:08:13,762 Will you be my date at the prom? 941 01:08:14,531 --> 01:08:17,398 You are so sexually confused. 942 01:08:17,568 --> 01:08:21,868 -Please, just say you'll go with me. -Why would you wanna go? 943 01:08:22,039 --> 01:08:24,234 Because l promised Rick. 944 01:08:24,408 --> 01:08:27,809 And if l don't go, he won't go with Deborah. 945 01:08:29,013 --> 01:08:32,005 Deborah. l am such a jerk. 946 01:08:32,282 --> 01:08:34,773 l thought the whole point was to get Rick a date. 947 01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:38,350 Yeah, but not her. l mean, what could he possibly see in her? 948 01:08:38,522 --> 01:08:40,956 -She's totally wrong for him. -Too pretty? 949 01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:43,184 No, she's trouble. 950 01:08:44,028 --> 01:08:47,828 l guess Rick needs someone a lot more sensitive. 951 01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:50,694 More like you, right? 952 01:08:50,868 --> 01:08:54,429 Why would l want Rick when l have Kevin? 953 01:08:55,072 --> 01:08:56,334 Good question. 954 01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:59,032 But do you like him? 955 01:08:59,209 --> 01:09:01,609 Rick's not my type at all. 956 01:09:01,779 --> 01:09:04,077 Sure, with my help, he's come a long way. 957 01:09:04,248 --> 01:09:07,479 He's stopped buying his clothes at Nerds 'R' Us. 958 01:09:07,851 --> 01:09:10,786 l know you, Terry, and you like him. 959 01:09:11,989 --> 01:09:13,650 He's research. 960 01:09:13,824 --> 01:09:17,021 My article's due Monday, l've got a lot of good stuff. 961 01:09:17,194 --> 01:09:21,153 But l still need something to tie it all together. 962 01:09:21,932 --> 01:09:24,025 Yeah, you like him. 963 01:09:25,502 --> 01:09:27,197 Denise. 964 01:09:28,972 --> 01:09:31,566 Just say you'll go to the prom with me. 965 01:09:31,942 --> 01:09:36,106 -l'll go to the prom with you. -Oh, thank you. 966 01:09:37,281 --> 01:09:40,079 l want a limo. And you can't tell anyone. 967 01:09:40,250 --> 01:09:43,515 Not my friends, not my parents, no one. Deal? 968 01:09:43,687 --> 01:09:45,951 Look, l'm not proud of this either. 969 01:09:46,123 --> 01:09:49,456 God, look how low l've sunk. And you know what's really sad is... 970 01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:52,527 ...you're the best date l've had in weeks. 971 01:09:53,797 --> 01:09:56,129 -How do l look? -Beautiful. 972 01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:59,001 Kevin really loves this outfit. 973 01:09:59,169 --> 01:10:01,603 l wanna look really nice for him. 974 01:10:01,839 --> 01:10:05,400 l guess you two haven't had much time together... 975 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:07,134 ...since... 976 01:10:07,311 --> 01:10:09,677 ...the sex change. 977 01:10:10,013 --> 01:10:11,913 That's cute. 978 01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:23,587 Hey, Denise, what's your rush? We're young, we're wild. 979 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:25,888 Let's be young and wild together. 980 01:10:26,063 --> 01:10:29,464 l'd rather get the phone book and pick a name at random. 981 01:10:30,634 --> 01:10:33,000 Hi, is Terry home? 982 01:10:33,170 --> 01:10:34,899 Yeah, come on in. 983 01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:38,970 -Hey, Terry, you got company. -Come on up, l'm almost ready. 984 01:10:39,543 --> 01:10:42,944 Hey, we could go to your place, it's cool. l'm very flexible. 985 01:10:51,155 --> 01:10:53,555 -Oh, shit. -Terry? 986 01:10:53,724 --> 01:10:55,385 Don't come in, l'm dressing. 987 01:11:00,197 --> 01:11:01,459 Ter? 988 01:11:01,999 --> 01:11:03,830 l'll be right out. 989 01:11:20,717 --> 01:11:22,912 Hey, Sandy, what a nice surprise. 990 01:11:23,086 --> 01:11:25,486 These are for you. They're kissing fish. 991 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,056 To say sorry about the cave. 992 01:11:28,225 --> 01:11:31,023 Yeah, l'm sorry too. 993 01:11:33,430 --> 01:11:35,864 -How did you know where l lived? -l followed you. 994 01:11:36,033 --> 01:11:37,432 Why don't you go to Pearl? 995 01:11:38,101 --> 01:11:40,535 Oh, l hate that school. 996 01:11:40,704 --> 01:11:42,262 Bunch of snotty rich kids. 997 01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,602 Anyway, thanks for the fish. l'll put them by my bed. 998 01:11:45,776 --> 01:11:49,371 -That's perfect. ls that your room? -No, it's my little brother's room. 999 01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:52,208 -That's my room over there. -Let's see how they look. 1000 01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:54,713 Help me. 1001 01:12:01,458 --> 01:12:03,392 l think they'll look good over here. 1002 01:12:04,995 --> 01:12:08,988 Like, this is where you sleep and do your homework? 1003 01:12:09,266 --> 01:12:13,202 Yeah, well, l like pictures of people. 1004 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:15,736 Terry loves tits and ass. 1005 01:12:15,906 --> 01:12:18,067 These women just aren't tits and ass. 1006 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:21,337 Kim reads Vonnegut. 1007 01:12:21,511 --> 01:12:26,676 And Luanne, Luanne despises toxic waste. 1008 01:12:26,850 --> 01:12:30,877 Don't let him fool you, hardcore sex maniac. 1009 01:12:31,054 --> 01:12:33,852 Well, Terry treated me with nothing but respect. 1010 01:12:34,858 --> 01:12:36,519 Very special. 1011 01:12:36,693 --> 01:12:40,959 Yeah, he's one of a kind, my bro. 1012 01:12:41,598 --> 01:12:44,795 Hey, l wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin. 1013 01:12:44,968 --> 01:12:49,337 Yeah, Kevin. Why don't you go downstairs and tell Kevin... 1014 01:12:49,506 --> 01:12:53,033 ...l'm not quite ready and could he please wait for me in the car. 1015 01:12:53,477 --> 01:12:57,208 l tried that once. He doesn't like waiting in cars. 1016 01:13:01,518 --> 01:13:05,249 Thanks for stopping by, but as you can see, l really am in a rush. 1017 01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:07,856 First there's something else l have to give you. 1018 01:13:08,458 --> 01:13:11,791 -Nothing could top these fish. -Don't be so sure. 1019 01:13:13,397 --> 01:13:17,993 Oh, my God, the fish! Were they fed today? Look at those hungry eyes. 1020 01:13:18,168 --> 01:13:19,533 They're kissing. 1021 01:13:19,703 --> 01:13:21,432 They're turning cannibal. 1022 01:13:21,605 --> 01:13:25,735 Here. Feed them this, and l'll see what l have in the kitchen. 1023 01:13:30,447 --> 01:13:32,312 You guys like pizza? 1024 01:13:40,157 --> 01:13:42,591 Buddy! Kevin! 1025 01:13:42,759 --> 01:13:44,226 Here she is. 1026 01:13:44,394 --> 01:13:47,989 -What are you doing here so early? -lt's 7:30, l'm right on time. 1027 01:13:48,165 --> 01:13:51,566 Seven-thirty? l could have sworn you said 8:30. 1028 01:13:51,735 --> 01:13:55,171 l'll tell you what, l'll go get ready, and you come back in an hour. 1029 01:13:55,339 --> 01:13:58,001 Terry, you know damn well l said 7:30. 1030 01:13:58,175 --> 01:14:01,736 You said you'd be ready and dressed to kill. 1031 01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:05,406 So why do you look like hell? 1032 01:14:09,686 --> 01:14:11,210 l don't know. 1033 01:14:11,388 --> 01:14:13,788 Buddy, can l see you for a minute? 1034 01:14:16,693 --> 01:14:19,025 ''l don't know''? You're so great under pressure. 1035 01:14:19,196 --> 01:14:23,064 Listen, a half-naked woman's in your room feeding the fish. She's all yours. 1036 01:14:23,233 --> 01:14:26,725 -Sounds too kinky for me. -Budster, l need you. She needs you. 1037 01:14:26,903 --> 01:14:29,701 -You need her. -ls she really half-naked? 1038 01:14:29,873 --> 01:14:31,807 -Maybe more now. -What if you're lying? 1039 01:14:31,975 --> 01:14:33,602 -What if l'm not? -Good point. 1040 01:14:33,777 --> 01:14:36,268 lf l'm not back in a week, forward my mail. 1041 01:14:42,185 --> 01:14:44,119 Kevin, darling! 1042 01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:53,322 Hello. 1043 01:14:54,398 --> 01:14:55,729 Where's Terry? 1044 01:14:56,733 --> 01:15:01,500 Gone. This isn't the first time that androgynous sleaze-bucket... 1045 01:15:01,671 --> 01:15:04,162 ...has broken a beautiful girl's heart. 1046 01:15:04,341 --> 01:15:06,309 l am so embarrassed. 1047 01:15:06,476 --> 01:15:09,639 Why? The room's full of naked women. 1048 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:13,982 Wait, would you feel more comfortable if l took my shirt off? 1049 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,113 What a nice girl. 1050 01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:24,124 We can't go to Giovanni's with you dressed like that. 1051 01:15:24,294 --> 01:15:26,023 Sure we can. We'll get it to go. 1052 01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:28,796 A long time ago l knew this girl named Terry... 1053 01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:31,763 ...she wore dresses and makeup. 1054 01:15:31,968 --> 01:15:33,936 She was hot. 1055 01:15:34,204 --> 01:15:36,604 Then one day she disappeared. 1056 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,636 Do you know where she went? 1057 01:15:38,809 --> 01:15:42,404 She's right here. You know, l'm still the same person. 1058 01:15:42,679 --> 01:15:44,943 And is that all you care about, that l'm hot? 1059 01:15:45,115 --> 01:15:47,310 No, that's not all l care about. 1060 01:15:47,484 --> 01:15:50,351 Look, l'm under pressure, my article's due Monday. 1061 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:55,389 What is it with this article? lt's nice to have a hobby, but let's get serious. 1062 01:15:55,959 --> 01:15:57,984 A hobby? 1063 01:15:58,161 --> 01:16:00,493 l didn't mean... 1064 01:16:00,664 --> 01:16:04,031 ...hobby like just a hobby, l.... 1065 01:16:04,501 --> 01:16:08,369 l meant hobby like an important hobby. 1066 01:16:21,818 --> 01:16:23,080 Well... 1067 01:16:23,253 --> 01:16:25,619 -...how do l look? -Dashing. 1068 01:16:25,789 --> 01:16:27,256 My zipper's open. 1069 01:16:27,457 --> 01:16:29,857 That was the dashing part. 1070 01:16:30,894 --> 01:16:33,795 -Budmeister, are you okay? -No, Terry, l'm not. 1071 01:16:34,564 --> 01:16:36,623 Mom and Dad come home Monday. 1072 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,200 l've had two weeks of total freedom. 1073 01:16:39,369 --> 01:16:44,671 The closest l've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce you. 1074 01:16:44,841 --> 01:16:46,604 What's wrong with me? 1075 01:16:47,544 --> 01:16:49,409 Not a thing. 1076 01:16:49,579 --> 01:16:52,070 Listen, sex is not that big a deal. 1077 01:16:52,549 --> 01:16:54,517 l'd like to form my own opinion. 1078 01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:57,082 lt'll happen. 1079 01:16:57,521 --> 01:16:59,489 l know this place that delivers. 1080 01:16:59,823 --> 01:17:02,053 Massage Delight or something. 1081 01:17:02,225 --> 01:17:04,090 Can l borrow $200? 1082 01:17:04,861 --> 01:17:08,422 Buddy, why don't you just call up the guys and go to the mall? 1083 01:17:08,632 --> 01:17:11,533 l'd rather wallow in my virginity. 1084 01:17:15,605 --> 01:17:18,335 Buddy, you know l can't answer it. 1085 01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:21,637 Please, this is almost over. 1086 01:17:27,450 --> 01:17:29,247 Yeah? 1087 01:17:29,953 --> 01:17:33,855 Yeah, Terry's here. l'll see if it can talk. 1088 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:36,921 lt's Mr. Wonderful. 1089 01:17:40,463 --> 01:17:42,454 Hi, Kevin. 1090 01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:45,294 No, l can't tonight. 1091 01:17:46,603 --> 01:17:49,936 Listen, we have to have a serious talk. 1092 01:17:50,507 --> 01:17:53,067 Yes, it's about us. 1093 01:17:54,110 --> 01:17:57,238 Listen, can we talk about this later? l gotta go-- 1094 01:17:58,348 --> 01:18:00,111 Bye, Kevin. 1095 01:18:02,419 --> 01:18:05,183 Mr. Wonderful is Mr. History? 1096 01:18:08,758 --> 01:18:10,953 All right. 1097 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:57,698 l'm having such a good time, no one here knows l used to be fat. 1098 01:20:01,037 --> 01:20:04,700 Tell me again how Rick and Deborah belong together. 1099 01:20:04,874 --> 01:20:09,004 -Rick and Deborah belong together. -What a crock! 1100 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:16,349 He's doing it again, he keeps giving me looks! 1101 01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:46,212 Thank you, you're very special. We'll be right back. 1102 01:20:46,483 --> 01:20:48,781 He wants to talk to me, do you mind if l go? 1103 01:20:48,952 --> 01:20:51,944 -No, really, go ahead. -You're a great date. 1104 01:20:56,626 --> 01:20:58,423 Hey, Sandy. 1105 01:20:59,129 --> 01:21:03,498 About the other night, l feel like a visitor from the planet of the sluts. 1106 01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:05,930 Hey, that's okay. 1107 01:21:07,504 --> 01:21:09,972 We all make mistakes. 1108 01:21:12,842 --> 01:21:14,605 Hi, Deb. 1109 01:21:15,645 --> 01:21:17,442 Greg. 1110 01:21:19,582 --> 01:21:21,311 You're dead. 1111 01:21:26,456 --> 01:21:30,415 -Can l help you? -Yeah, parsley for eight, please. 1112 01:21:32,362 --> 01:21:34,956 -They're so cute. -Yeah. 1113 01:21:35,698 --> 01:21:38,633 -l don't think they're hungry. -Hi. 1114 01:21:38,868 --> 01:21:41,894 They really do prefer mealworms or flies. 1115 01:21:48,578 --> 01:21:50,569 How could she do that to you? 1116 01:21:50,747 --> 01:21:52,806 We don't have a real commitment. 1117 01:21:52,982 --> 01:21:57,385 -She can date whoever she wants. -ln the middle of the prom? 1118 01:22:00,423 --> 01:22:02,323 Oh, there you are. 1119 01:22:03,927 --> 01:22:06,487 He's so excited, it's his first prom. 1120 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:16,932 Terry? 1121 01:22:17,774 --> 01:22:20,834 -All right, where is she? -lt's that darn cult again. 1122 01:22:21,010 --> 01:22:23,672 They have her totally brainwashed. 1123 01:22:24,113 --> 01:22:28,516 -Wanna split her records? -Tell me now or tell me in the hospital! 1124 01:22:28,685 --> 01:22:30,880 l'm suddenly remembering. 1125 01:22:31,154 --> 01:22:34,885 lf l tell you where she is, you gotta take me with you. 1126 01:22:35,058 --> 01:22:37,117 l don't want to miss this. 1127 01:22:37,594 --> 01:22:39,289 -Let's go. -Wait. 1128 01:22:39,462 --> 01:22:42,727 lt's kind of formal, l've gotta change. 1129 01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:52,399 Thank you. Thank you. 1130 01:22:52,575 --> 01:22:55,908 Well, as chairwoman of the prom committee, it's now my pleasure... 1131 01:22:56,079 --> 01:22:59,105 ...to announce your prom king and queen. 1132 01:22:59,282 --> 01:23:01,512 The envelopes, please. 1133 01:23:01,885 --> 01:23:03,284 Thank you. 1134 01:23:03,453 --> 01:23:07,913 Ladies and gentlemen, this year's prom queen is-- 1135 01:23:09,325 --> 01:23:11,486 Deborah Strowbridge. 1136 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:18,433 Hey, l swear to God, l'm not lying. 1137 01:23:18,601 --> 01:23:24,540 Okay, all right, and this year's prom king is: 1138 01:23:26,876 --> 01:23:29,902 -lt's Greg Tolan. -Yeah. 1139 01:23:31,147 --> 01:23:33,775 All right, Greg! Way to go, Greg. 1140 01:23:33,950 --> 01:23:36,350 Congratulations, Greg. 1141 01:23:36,519 --> 01:23:38,510 Thank you, Deborah. 1142 01:23:41,324 --> 01:23:44,191 You know, now that l take a good look... 1143 01:23:44,727 --> 01:23:47,719 -...they do make a nice couple. -Normally we have a traditional... 1144 01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:51,833 ...king and queen's dance, but as chairwoman of the prom committee... 1145 01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:54,333 ...l've decided that that's a stupid tradition. 1146 01:23:55,138 --> 01:23:57,436 So everybody dance! 1147 01:24:11,588 --> 01:24:13,317 Come on, Rick. 1148 01:24:38,481 --> 01:24:40,278 May l cut in? 1149 01:24:43,987 --> 01:24:45,614 Tolan, you're a creep. 1150 01:24:45,955 --> 01:24:47,445 You son of a bitch! 1151 01:24:51,527 --> 01:24:54,052 l'm gonna scratch your eyes out! 1152 01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:08,842 Help! 1153 01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:14,243 You dumb ox, you're in trouble! 1154 01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:16,144 Help me! 1155 01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:19,720 Put me down! Put me down! 1156 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,702 Shit, where did these guys learn to fight? 1157 01:25:50,553 --> 01:25:53,420 Okay, tough guy, you want a piece of me now? 1158 01:25:53,589 --> 01:25:55,352 My back's not turned the other way. 1159 01:25:56,325 --> 01:25:58,987 -Nice tux, you'll look good buried in it. -Come on. 1160 01:26:19,115 --> 01:26:20,844 No pain, no gain. 1161 01:26:34,430 --> 01:26:36,125 Hey, Ter. 1162 01:26:36,299 --> 01:26:38,324 -Buddy. -l missed you. 1163 01:26:38,501 --> 01:26:41,629 -Terry, are you all right? -Kevin? 1164 01:26:41,804 --> 01:26:43,294 Hey, Sandy! 1165 01:26:43,473 --> 01:26:45,805 What are you doing here, in a tuxedo? 1166 01:26:45,975 --> 01:26:48,535 Please go home, l'll call you tonight. 1167 01:26:50,179 --> 01:26:53,307 -Who is this guy? -Terry's boyfriend, who are you? 1168 01:26:53,483 --> 01:26:54,916 Just a friend. 1169 01:26:55,251 --> 01:26:57,583 We can work this out. l know you still love me. 1170 01:26:57,754 --> 01:27:00,188 No, l don't. l love someone else. 1171 01:27:00,423 --> 01:27:03,950 -Whoa, thanks, but no, thanks. -Look, we belong together. You're my-- 1172 01:27:04,127 --> 01:27:08,188 Hold that thought. Can l talk to you for one brief moment? l'll be right back. 1173 01:27:10,133 --> 01:27:13,864 -What's going on? -Wait, it gets better. 1174 01:27:20,042 --> 01:27:21,873 Yeah, big night, huh? 1175 01:27:22,979 --> 01:27:27,313 -l bet you're a little confused. -l think l understand. 1176 01:27:28,417 --> 01:27:31,318 l know l should have told you sooner, but... 1177 01:27:31,487 --> 01:27:33,148 ...l didn't. 1178 01:27:34,323 --> 01:27:37,121 -l'm a-- -Terry, l know. 1179 01:27:37,293 --> 01:27:39,158 You're gay. 1180 01:27:39,562 --> 01:27:40,995 l'm not gay. 1181 01:27:44,433 --> 01:27:46,560 Wait a minute, now l'm confused. 1182 01:27:48,738 --> 01:27:52,071 l'm a girl. l'm a woman. 1183 01:27:53,176 --> 01:27:55,406 Right, and l'm Cyndi Lauper. 1184 01:27:55,578 --> 01:27:57,671 Could we please go back to the prom now? 1185 01:27:57,847 --> 01:28:00,111 l'm a female, l swear. 1186 01:28:10,526 --> 01:28:14,462 -Wait, are those what l think they are? -l'm sorry. 1187 01:28:14,964 --> 01:28:16,989 Where do you get off having tits? 1188 01:28:17,767 --> 01:28:21,703 There was this contest, and l needed to prove it... 1189 01:28:21,871 --> 01:28:25,773 ...but then l stayed and l met you, and you're so wonderful that-- 1190 01:28:25,942 --> 01:28:29,844 -Shit, l can't believe this. -Rick, l know you're mad. 1191 01:28:30,012 --> 01:28:34,005 But l think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me... 1192 01:28:34,183 --> 01:28:37,243 -...that l just-- -Then this whole thing was bullshit. 1193 01:28:37,587 --> 01:28:39,919 Major bullshit. 1194 01:28:40,223 --> 01:28:41,952 Rick, wait. 1195 01:28:42,258 --> 01:28:45,489 You've gotta understand how much you mean to me, believe me. 1196 01:28:45,661 --> 01:28:49,529 Right, Terrence, because you've been so honest up till now. 1197 01:29:00,109 --> 01:29:03,601 -So how's the fish? -Great, l put a frogman in the bowl. 1198 01:29:03,779 --> 01:29:07,010 And you know what? They really do love pizza. 1199 01:29:10,453 --> 01:29:13,183 -Rick, can't you just forgive me? -No, l can't. 1200 01:29:13,356 --> 01:29:14,846 Rick. 1201 01:29:24,133 --> 01:29:27,125 lt's okay, everybody. lt's all right. 1202 01:29:28,504 --> 01:29:30,495 -He has tits. -What? 1203 01:29:30,673 --> 01:29:32,664 Come on, Deborah, let's go. 1204 01:29:46,455 --> 01:29:50,050 Whoa, 9:1 5 already. 1205 01:29:50,226 --> 01:29:53,354 Well, gotta go. 1206 01:29:54,730 --> 01:29:58,826 Had a lovely time, have a nice prom. 1207 01:30:03,139 --> 01:30:04,401 Hi. 1208 01:30:04,573 --> 01:30:07,542 -You're probably here with a date. -Yeah. 1209 01:30:15,451 --> 01:30:17,180 Thanks, son. 1210 01:30:52,355 --> 01:30:54,983 Buddy, why'd you bring Kevin? 1211 01:30:56,492 --> 01:30:58,187 Good evening. 1212 01:30:59,395 --> 01:31:00,657 Hey, no problem. 1213 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:04,732 Just a couple of nice all-American kids experimenting with sex. 1214 01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:07,368 -You remember Sandy, the fish girl? -Hi. 1215 01:31:08,137 --> 01:31:09,729 Hello. 1216 01:31:11,273 --> 01:31:14,970 You know, my voyage of self-discovery... 1217 01:31:16,979 --> 01:31:19,174 ...has ended in despair. 1218 01:31:19,615 --> 01:31:24,177 Hey, that's so interesting, really. Could you shut the light off, please? 1219 01:32:15,671 --> 01:32:18,105 l'm seeing Julian again this weekend. 1220 01:32:18,274 --> 01:32:20,504 He is so cool. 1221 01:32:20,676 --> 01:32:25,978 -l can't believe l finally lucked out. -Denise, he is the lucky one. 1222 01:32:26,148 --> 01:32:27,911 Hey, Terry... 1223 01:32:28,084 --> 01:32:30,917 ...is it true you broke up with that college guy? 1224 01:32:31,153 --> 01:32:34,850 -lt's true. -You wanna go out Saturday night? 1225 01:32:35,024 --> 01:32:37,185 l'm sorry, but l'm really not ready. 1226 01:32:37,359 --> 01:32:40,021 What about Sunday, you think that's enough time? 1227 01:32:40,196 --> 01:32:41,857 Thanks. 1228 01:32:43,766 --> 01:32:46,428 Terry, you have to snap out of this. 1229 01:32:46,602 --> 01:32:48,194 l will. 1230 01:32:48,370 --> 01:32:51,066 Just may take me a couple of years. 1231 01:32:52,108 --> 01:32:53,632 Terry. 1232 01:32:53,809 --> 01:32:55,800 l really liked your article. 1233 01:32:56,045 --> 01:33:00,175 Especially the part on how you can be cool even if you don't dress cool. 1234 01:33:00,749 --> 01:33:02,649 l feel the same way. 1235 01:33:03,319 --> 01:33:05,753 You wanna go out sometime? 1236 01:33:08,524 --> 01:33:10,958 l'm really not ready yet. 1237 01:33:11,527 --> 01:33:13,290 Thanks anyway. 1238 01:33:18,968 --> 01:33:20,765 Shelley, wait up. 1239 01:33:23,839 --> 01:33:27,172 Terry, could you come in here please? 1240 01:33:27,910 --> 01:33:29,901 Mr. Raymaker. 1241 01:33:30,312 --> 01:33:32,439 Come into my office. 1242 01:33:41,590 --> 01:33:44,684 l read your article in the Sun-Tribune. 1243 01:33:45,594 --> 01:33:48,461 -Congratulations on winning. -Thanks. 1244 01:33:48,898 --> 01:33:51,366 lt was real good. 1245 01:33:53,135 --> 01:33:56,866 -And l'm sorry l misjudged you. -You don't have to apologize. 1246 01:33:57,339 --> 01:34:00,069 l wouldn't have this job if it weren't for you. 1247 01:34:00,242 --> 01:34:02,369 You forced me to fight for what l wanted... 1248 01:34:02,545 --> 01:34:05,309 ...and l will never forget you for that. 1249 01:34:05,581 --> 01:34:07,344 Thank you. 1250 01:34:07,850 --> 01:34:10,114 l learned a lot too. 1251 01:34:14,723 --> 01:34:18,454 What about that kid you wrote the article about, Rick? 1252 01:34:18,627 --> 01:34:19,958 He hates me. 1253 01:34:20,129 --> 01:34:22,324 Well, that's too bad. 1254 01:34:22,998 --> 01:34:24,556 You really like him, don't you? 1255 01:34:25,935 --> 01:34:27,562 Why do you say that? 1256 01:34:29,171 --> 01:34:30,661 l read your article. 1257 01:34:45,487 --> 01:34:49,287 Don't worry, l'm a stunt driver, l do this for a living. 1258 01:34:52,528 --> 01:34:54,723 Swift parking job, Bud. 1259 01:34:54,897 --> 01:34:58,094 -And you're late. -Yeah, l ran out of gas. 1260 01:34:58,267 --> 01:35:01,430 But don't worry, l put a buck's worth in, on me. 1261 01:35:03,739 --> 01:35:05,730 Terry, it's summer, smile. 1262 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:08,771 My face hurts when l smile. 1263 01:35:08,944 --> 01:35:11,538 Listen to me, O sister of my loins. 1264 01:35:11,714 --> 01:35:14,581 l've got a driver's license and a sex life. 1265 01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:17,275 You've got the job of your dreams and a chauffer. 1266 01:35:17,453 --> 01:35:20,616 Life is sweet, let's get an ice cream. 1267 01:35:23,659 --> 01:35:25,786 lt's for you. 1268 01:35:29,798 --> 01:35:31,459 You look very good in a dress. 1269 01:35:32,501 --> 01:35:34,401 Very good. 1270 01:35:39,341 --> 01:35:40,968 l thought you hated me. 1271 01:35:42,278 --> 01:35:44,439 l missed you. 1272 01:35:45,848 --> 01:35:48,442 l read your article. Do you... 1273 01:35:49,451 --> 01:35:52,045 ...still feel the same way about me? 1274 01:35:55,557 --> 01:35:56,956 Yeah, l guess l do. 1275 01:36:01,096 --> 01:36:02,961 Why don't we go out and have some fun? 1276 01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:05,623 You know, maybe we could go dancing Friday night? 1277 01:36:05,801 --> 01:36:07,598 Wait a minute. 1278 01:36:08,437 --> 01:36:12,305 l'm the guy here. Let me just try this, okay? 1279 01:36:12,708 --> 01:36:16,439 Why don't we go out dancing Friday night? 1280 01:36:16,612 --> 01:36:19,103 What an original idea. 1281 01:36:20,349 --> 01:36:23,113 -Hey, you wanna go for a ride? -Yeah. 1282 01:36:23,919 --> 01:36:26,080 As long as l get to drive. 1283 01:36:34,830 --> 01:36:36,195 Come on, Buddy. 1284 01:36:37,195 --> 01:36:47,195 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 96749