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This way, boss! Be careful!

Come on, the car is outside!

Quickly, be careful!

Get her!

Yes, sir!

Sorry, you're too slow

What do you want?

Your boss paid me to bring back your head

How much did that bastard give you?

I can't tell you, it's against regulations

I'll pay you double!

- Really? - Really!

Deal!

You won't break your promise, will you?

A promise is sacred, you don't trust me?

I've been married for ten years

My husband is good to me

He never cheated on me

He told me the importance of a promise

Congratulations

Thank you

- Still worried? - No

What are you doing now?

Like I just said,

A promise is a sacred thing

I promised you that I'll kill your boss

But I also promised him that I'd bring him your head

I gotta do what as I promised

Hey!

Hey!

Can you not use a nail filer?

Your boss told me to tell you

You promised to stand beside him for life

But you betrayed him

He wants to let you know that

There are consequences to breaking promises

Promises, are very important!

Fat Shing kept another 20k for himself

I'm gonna kill him!

Boss, here's your Mexican passport and family photo

I'm going to Thailand with a Mexican passport

And looking like this?

I'm dead for sure

Kids, I'm so sorry

I won't be seeing you ever again

Get me some wine from the cupboard

Sure

How long have you been working for me?

About six months

Gotten a raise yet?

Not yet

Do you want one?

Of course!

The higher your ass, the higher your pay

Are you all checking out my ass?

Yeah, got a problem?

You scared the shit out of me, asshole

Your wife?

Your kids?

You're married with a wonderful family

And you're checking out other girls?

Because you're hot

Thank you, but I hate men who aren't loyal

My boyfriend and I have been dating for ten years, he doesn't peek an eye at other women

Should you be punished for your disloyalty?

All this money belongs to me, okay?

Okay

I'll take the money and go

You'll be fine if you don't look at my ass, okay?

Okay

I hate men who are disloyal

Honey, Happy Birthday

Sweetheart, Happy Birthday

I'm really busy, can't come back for dinner tonight

You can't come back for dinner?

Bye

Why is it a different colour?

This is David Chow, I can't answer your call right now

Please leave a message

You're the other woman?

Can we meet?

Sure

Shit! Still not here yet!

- Hello? - Hello? Where are you?

Sorry, I'm always late, please wait for a bit

No problem, I'm not there either

Just wanted to let you know that I reserved a table by the window

Whoever gets there first, sits down first then

Okay

- See you later - See you later, bye bye

I'm gonna shoot this bitch as soon as she sits down

Bitch, I'm gonna blow your head off

Oh, we're in the same business

You're so much uglier in real life

Your husband should've chosen me

He didn't want to spend time with you on his birthday

What are you laughing at?

I'm laughing because he didn't want to spend time with you either

Why don't you shoot?

Why aren't you taking the shot?

I'm thinking of something

I'm thinking of something too

I wonder... who he's with right now

Did you find it yet?

Shut up, it takes time to load

I've never seen a mistress that's so stupid!

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about you!

Say 'mistress' again, and I'll blow your head off

Mistress! Shoot me!

Lung Wah Hotel?

Having roasted pigeon?

My husband doesn't eat pigeon

He doesn't have to order it, the tofu is famous too

It's a hotel, and there are rooms!

He's meeting someone there, you moron!

I just wanted to lie to myself

I can't believe he has another woman

What are you doing?

I'm gonna kill them both

A mistress killing another mistress?

Stop calling me that!

I've been together with him for ten years and I didn't know you existed

Sorry, but you're still a mistress

I'm gonna kill that bitch

Either we go kill her together

Or you just go ahead and kill me now

Check in

What's your name?

Hermes Tong

A man already checked in

Really? How long ago?

About an hour

Need to use the internet?

No thanks

Breakfast?

Sure, where's the restaurant?

I'm cooking...

No thanks

Do you like that girl?

You need to clean up if you wanna marry a girl

Much better now

Where is David Chow?

Let me check

147 Wait

Was he here with a woman?

No

A man?

No

Who would come to this kind of place alone? Asshole!

Ladies

I'm warning you

Get a room, or get out

Just get me any room

Why don't we just barge in?

Catching them in the act?

Yes...

Thank you

I'm a woman too, I understand

Good luck

Why don't we just barge in?

Didn't you hear?

He's there alone! The woman isn't here yet

Let's just wait it out

You're telling me to wait until he starts having sex with another woman?

Let him go forward with it this time

It's gonna be his last time anyway

These are all the gifts that you've given me

I'm returning them back to you

Now we're even

- Out of my way! - Calm down!

- It's none of your business! Go away! - Let go of the woman

Stand right there, don't move

Drop your weapon!

Don't come closer, or else I'll kill her!

Calm down! Calm down!

Tell me what happened

She's cheating on me

I didn't

Let him speak, carry on

She's seducing my little brother

You're delusional!

She's also seducing the security guard downstairs

I didn't!

Stop pretending!

Listen to me, I have a boyfriend too

What does that have to do with me?

He also has other women

And he also has a wife

Because you're the only who

would lose everything by losing him

I agree with you

Shut up! Shut up!

But I stayed with him, and I still love him

Why?

Because if you lose him, you'll lose everything

Who would do such a thing?

That would be me, I swear!

I don't believe you

Call him and prove it to me

I'm on a mission, how can I call him?

- What's that sound? - My boyfriend

How do you know?

This ringtone is exclusive to him

Alright, answer his call

I'll believe you if you answer his call

Alright, I'll answer

Use the speaker

Hello?

It's me

Sweetheart?

Call me David, remember we had a date tomorrow?

Yes, it's your birthday,

and we're celebrating at Lung Wah Hotel

We're not celebrating there, we're breaking up

What? Fuck! Why would you do that? Fuck shit!

Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck you!

Are you okay?

Fucking asshole

How about you just let me leave?

Fuck you!

Honey, I love you

All men deserve to die!

Were you seducing other men?

Two of them?

It's not two people,

it's the same person

His brother is the security guard

So you did seduce him?

I said I didn't!

Convince me, and I'll let you live

The other day, his brother came to our house to fix the pipes

I saw that...

he got all wet

So I got him a change of clothes

But he suddenly turned into his security guard self

And asked for a service fee

We didn't have money, so I asked if we can pay later

Then he turned back into 'brother' mode and said he'd lend us money

I was overjoyed, so I hugged him

My husband saw it and said that I was seducing him

So were you seducing him?

No!

I think you're lying

Then I guess I did!

Then you deserve to die

I hate people who cheat

Sweetheart?

I made you... some food...

Sweetheart?

Are you addressing my husband? That's disgusting

Shit

So is your sweetheart beside you?

None of your business

I'm here to kill the both of you

So it's definitely my business

I'm here to kill David, it's not your turn

You wanna kill David?

Yes

Did he dump you?

Yes,don%laugh

Oh! David dumped her

Bitch, don't laugh, I've had enough of you

I'm gonna kill you before I kill your husband

Alright, come on!

Who are you talking to? Is the mistress with you?

She knows your full name, mistress

Who are you calling 'mistress'?

I've kept away from you two,

and now you're messing with me?

I'm gonna come

and get you after I hang up

Sure

Who is she calling 'mistress'?

Whoever is angrier

A mistress does sneak around a lot

I do whatever it takes to win

Can I finish my cigarette?

I have some

There's no light

It's inside

Here you go

Take it to hell with you

Thank you

What are you doing?

Nothing, just finding somewhere to put your cigarettes

In the movies, an assassin always saves one bullet

To kill their target, or to commit suicide, is that true?

You believe that shit? It's bullshit

I don't have anywhere to put your smokes, here you go

And you said that movies were bullshit

I didn't leave a bullet, I left a grenade

Are you trying to intimidate me?

Try me

Here you go, take it to hell with you

Fuck you!

What's up?

Where are you?

You think I'd tell you?

I thought we were gonna have a duel

This topic is getting boring, I don't wanna talk about it anymore

What's the big deal?

We're just chatting

Are you bored?

I'm busy, I'm carrying a gun in one hand and a phone in the other

We're just chatting, why are you so angry?

It's 'hot as fuck', why would you talk?

It's hot as fuck, why would you talk'

Does your husband say that a lot?

What are you talking about?

Honey, let's have a chat

It's hot as fuck, why would you talk

Do you like to chat after having sex?

Of course, who doesn't?

Some might say that it's 'hot as fuck', and wouldn't talk

I'll chat with you tomorrow

Damn it! What else did he say?

'Why are we changing positions?'

'It's so wet, how do I put it in my mouth', etc.

But you don't wanna talk about it

I'll put a hands-free device on the fire extinguisher on the 5/F

Come and get it

Fuck you!

Then... don't get it

I'll expose everything your husband

said on instagram and hashtag you

Don't you fucking dare

Come and get it

Where are you now?

Where are you now?

Al Fresco cafe

Al Fresco cafe

Show me a picture

Show me a picture

Not as dumb as I thought

I've been there before

The tiramisu is good, why don't you order it?

The tiramisu is good, why don't you order it?

Are you setting me up?

Are you getting it or not?

If not, then I'll post it up on Instagram

Do you know why it took me so long?

Why? Menopause? Arthritis?

I found a romance charm on my husband this morning

I just flushed it down the toilet

I wonder if it's yours

Hey

Give me your wallet

Keep it in there forever

I'll get you a career charm

Bitch, keeping tabs on me?

Fucking bitch, you flushed it down the toilet!

- Bitch! - I'll love you for ten thousand years?

You're quite greedy

The ink is gonna dissipate!

Yes, it is

If you try and get it now

There might just be a few years still there

Or else, there won't even be a year left

What do you think?

Nine thousand years...

Eight thousand years...

Seven thousand years...

This bitch is luring this bitch up here using 'hands free' device

This bitch is trying to get this bitch to leave by using a charm

Looks like these two bitches are quite something

The key is whether this bitch will listen to that bitch

Five hundred years...

Four hundred years...

How can it go that fast?

That sounds about right to me

Ninety years...

Fucking great!

It's all dissipated, fuck you!

I'll call you when I connect to the hands free

Bitch, I'm gonna shoot your fucking womb out

There's still one left, better be careful

Why does she have the earrings that David got me?

Shit! My wife is coming home, go!

Want more rice?

Why is there an earring on the ground?

Do you remember how I proposed to you?

You said you'd take me out for a drive

But when I got on, I felt something on the seat

And it was the ring

Our anniversary isn't until next week

You're using these tactics already?

Why is there only one?

You'll step on to the next one soon enough

You're a bad romantic!

Baby, I wanna...

It's 'hot as fuck', maybe later? After dinner?

If I shoot the bitch in the head

Her blood will mess up my earrings

What's happening?

You're messed up

Impressive, I thought the explosion would kill you

How could I die before you?

Let's cut the shit

- Meet in the lobby! - Okay!

Hey, What's going on?

Okay, calm down... calm down

Mom, what do we do? She's causing trouble?

Just let them be, they're not affecting you

Where did the bitch go?

It's you

I should've shot you in the head in the elevator

Is this yours?

This looks fun, having a family meeting?

It's 'hot as fuck', why talk now?

Shut up!

The wife is angry, sorry

And there's an audience

Don't move, bullets don't see people

Are you kidding me?

What are you looking at? Make a move!

Aren't you gonna run out of bullets?

I told you so

She ran out of bullets, get her!

You guys are out too, come in and fight!

This shit is wild, I'm getting a boner

Miss...

Few decades ago, this was a place for cheating husbands

But business is bad now

Look outside, there aren't any customers, just an old man

That's why I wanted to meet you here

Nobody will know what happened here

Did you turn on the GPS like I asked?

Those two should be on their way here

What about the SDU chick?

I did as you're told, and dated her here for my birthday

She'll be here soon

Good

Do you have any other special requests?

No, I just want them to disappear from the face of the earth

So we can do whatever we want?

No problem

Awesome, little brother! We have games to play

Can I go now?

Sure, remember to transfer the cash

Of course

Sorry, I know it's unorthodox for me to ask

But I am a woman after all

Sol have a question for you

What is it?

They all love you

Why do you want them dead?

Because I've met a fourth

And she wanted me to clear my previous debt before getting together

Is she rich?

No, she's very rich

That's fucked up, but I'll do my job

Thanks

- Big Po - Yes

Old fucker, we need some water!

Miss...

Are you okay?

Do you want her to be your wife?

Mother will take her to the ceremonial hall with you

What about these two?

Do whatever you want

Okay

Impressive, you're still conscious

Do you wanna leave?

I'm actually a good guy, I'll let you leave

Go ahead

Hottie, the front door is locked, use the back door

But I'll just give you one minute

I need to get myself ready

Because I'll rape and kill you after one minute

Cut it!

Help me out!

Homes, where are you?

You think I'm stupid?

Hey, asshole

Get up

Miss... you're so beautiful

My son wants to have sex with you

Fuck you!

Not 'fuck me'... he's gonna fuck you

S&M? I like it!

Are you okay?

Why do you seem like you're okay?

I think I blacked out?

What are you laughing at?

We wanted to kill each other, but now we're escaping together

Then don't die too soon,

because I'm gonna kill you when we get out of here

Okay, I'll be waiting

Fuckerl

And the ceremony begins!

First bow for the heavens and the earth

Bow

Bow

Second bow for the sacred halls

Third bow... are you gonna do it?

We can have tea after the ceremony

- Mother, have some tea - Good boy

Miss... miss... just do as she says

Mother, have some tea...

Don't...

Don't move... mother, have some tea...

Don't move...

Little Po, bring your wife upstairs

And fuck her!

So you like to play hide n seek, I'll play with you

Plumbing fluid!

What the fuck do you want?

I need to disinfect you

I don't want you to get infected

And make my son dirty

Son, do it

Do you remember how?

I've taught you many times

I forgot...

Answer me! I'll kill you if you don't!

You're thirty and you don't know how to have sex?

Who's gonna take care of you when I'm dead?

Who's gonna take care of you!

Piss...

Yes, and then?

The thing I use to pee... put into where she uses to pee... Then I'll take a piss...

Okay, good boy, good boy

Yes, just remember

Are you okay?

I'm okay

Just helping you out, calm down

It hurts

Why would my husband like someone

with an attitude like that?

He liked me for two reasons

One, I'm better than you

Two, you're not as good as me

If you were better than me,

then my husband would've divorced me long ago

Well at least I'd talk to your husband when it's 'hot as fuck'

That's the only reason he'd have sex with you

He'd have sex with me even if we don't talk

Which means I'm better

That's right, you only have one position

"David, it's all good, why are we changing positions?"

I'm right, why change positions when it's all good?

Will you suddenly change your seat when taking a bus?

Don't touch me, this is serious business

He's not dead yet...

Men deserve to die

Don't come near me!

Is that the 'westerner' yelling?

How do you know she's a westerner?

Stay the fuck away!

She's speaking English, she's gotta be a westerner

- Go away! - Just put where you piss...

- Get the fuck away from me! - Into where she takes a piss...

Hello!

Where's my son?

Your son?

- He's dead - He's dead...

Bitch

Why say that about yourself?

There are two guns here

One in my hand, and another in my son's pants

Which one do you think is gonna shoot first?

Did the fucker wear a condom when you guys had sex?

- Your boyfriend... did he wear a condom? - No

Sorry, what about you?

I'm his wife, of course he didn't

That makes sense

I was married to him for ten years, we wanted kids

But we couldn't get pregnant, not even once

What are you thinking?

If a tens of millions of sperm can't hit me

I don't think a few bullets will hit me

- Calm down - Three...

- Think about this! - Two...

- Come on! We need to prepare! - One...

I was really scared when I first became an assassin

My mentor asked me if I wanted to have kids

I said, of course, every woman wants to be a mother

And then he said to me

The pain level of a bullet wound is 8, but childbirth is 10

Us women aren't even scared to have kids

Why would I be scared of getting shot?

I've read in 'Sisters' magazine once

That every woman is like red wine

Spending her whole life looking for the right cork

I thought I found mine, but I found out that

The wine cork

didn't just belong to me

I've been mad at the other red wines

But I realized that, it's not the red wines' fault

It's the cork that has been fucking us all

Shit

You normally don't let me do this, mother

Get up!

I'm hungry, get up and cook something for me!

Mother, don't waste the grape juice, I wanna drink it

Mother, get up... get up now

I'm hungry... make me some food

9 out of 10 guys are assholes

The one left behind is an idiot

Mother...

Can you get up, mistress?

Hey, help us out

Two mistresses

Will you look for David?

My time isn't for wasting

You're looking for David?

No way, I'm already looking for other guys

What about you? It's more tricky for you

Why?

Marriage and divorce are both a sheet of paper

One is signed together, the other signed apart

Where are you headed?

- To the city - It's on the way, I'll drop you off

I don't want to be on the same way as you

Let's go our separate ways

THREE YEARS LATER

How can I help you, madam?

Do you have a customer here called Michelle Lee?

Sorry, we cannot divulge client details

Maybe I'll let my manager speak with you?

Ma'am, there's a police officer asking for information

Okay

What is wrong with society nowadays?

An assassin can become a cop?

I have a delivery from the Virginia Company

The package is for Miss Michelle Lee?

What? Your boyfriend proposed?

How did he propose to you?

He booked the presidential suite at the Mr. Cowden

The most expensive hotel?

Shut up, let her speak

We had dinner together, had a little bit of wine

And then...

We were in bed, and then came the most important part

I took off his pants

Guess where he put the ring?

Exactly!

And then he asked if I would marry him

If I did...

Then I would retrieve the ring with my mouth

Did you get it then?

How was it placed?

There was a silk bow

What about you?

I'm married, and I have kids

Boy or girl?

Boy and girl, I've got twins

Feeding them must be expensive!

Not really, I breast feed them

People say breastfeeding will turn your pink lady into a black woman

Let's see... let's see...

Come on! It's not that black

But... it has gotten a little bigger...

Your 'sauce plates'?

Pot lids?

Go to hell! You guys will be like this some day too...

But my husband says that

This is a place to feed our kids, so she doesn't want to play with me...

What kind of man wants to suck on a pot lid?

Hey, let me clarify, it is not a pot lid

It is... a lid for a cup

Stop teasing, Oreo...

Who is Oreo?

So you're Oreo, and this one...

Stop it...

What about you? You didn't say anything yet

It's been troubling recently

About what?

I'm being chased by two guys

One's a rich guy, and one's really talented

I don't know which one to choose

Why not both?

Both? Really? For sure?

Have you ever been in a shop

and you have your eyes on two bags...

Which one will you choose?

You'll get both of them!

- That's the point! - It's that simple...

Didn't you say you were gonna settle the score three years ago?

I couldn't find him three years ago,

but I'm settling it today!

Don't just look, it's just like shopping

Too bad if it's out of stock, but if it's in stock...

What about you?

I said we'd divorce, I didn't say I wouldn't kill him

It's time!

- Michelle Lee? - Yes?

After you get married, you'll stay with your husband

For better or for worse,

correct?

Congratulations, because you're about to encounter the worst

We're not married yet

So?

Please let us go

It's up to you

Thank you... thank you...

Hey, when did your fiance propose to you?

Don't be scared, I'm just asking

Three years ago...

There are 365 days in a year, did he propose every single day?

It was my birthday

That day was the day we almost died in that hotel

That bastard proposed to you on that exact day

Don't come near me! My dad is a powerful man!

I don't need to bring my luggage to the airport

I'm allowed to slap my mom when I'm drunk

Were you the one who put the hit on us?

Yes, it was me, so what?

Whoever messes with my boy toy needs to die!

Bitch! I'd be married if it weren't for you!

I'm lucky that my man trusts me and listens to me

What do you have against me?

One's a mistress, one's infertile, and another is a slut

Eat shit!

Is she dead?

You scared her to death

I wanted to hear her out

Go eat shit!

Sorry

You're the asshole, huh?

AABBABABA

What are you saying?

Long time no 'C'

I'll go first

Alright

I found out you had a wife after being together for three years

And that you had a girlfriend after five years

You know that I loved you, why did you wanna break up with me?

Don't you think you deserve this?

Say you're sorry, and I'll forgive you

You don't wanna say it?

So you can't say it then

I hate people...

Who are disloyal

- Take over! - Okay, thank you

A couple of years ago, I saw a dress that I really liked

But the cashier told me that it was out of stock

So I decided to wait, which ended up to be ten years

In these ten years, I didn't even look at other dresses

Guess what kind of dress I had my eyes on

A wedding dress?

Wedding dress? I've tried it on, it's unlucky

At least you've worn it once

But I found out that the dress was never in stock

You lied to me

You've stolen ten years of my youth

I feel like a spinster who's been trapped inside a haunted house for a decade

I suffered a lot of emotional trauma

It's really difficult trying to forget the trauma while being in my new house

See how shitty you've made the new house?

You're the haunted house, and my boyfriend is the new house

See how shitty you've made him feel?

He's really good to me, should I do something for him?

Oh sorry, stop yelling, I've saved up my energy

Forget it, I hate men who are disloyal

- You're done? - Your turn

It's 'hot as fuck' today, why don't we have a chat?

You'd like that, won't you?

You're not saying anything?

Really, nothing?

Then I'll start talking

Do you know why men should never lie to women?

Because even if you lie accidentally

You'd have to try your hardest to hide it from her forever

But if she found out the truth

You'd die a horrible death

Men should have integrity

Do you have a light?

I do

Hey, if you're a guy watching this film

I hope you seriously get the message of this movie

Stop talking in English, let me speak

Let me tell you, if you offend women

We won't let you off easy

You're right, a woman's heart is made of glass

If it's broken, it can't be glued back together

It's really cracked

I told you we won't let you off easy

- It's a pretty big explosion - What do we do now?

Let's go, nothing more we can do

Come on, let's go

Aww, it's cracked... goodbye!

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