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This way, boss! Be careful!
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Come on, the car is outside!
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Quickly, be careful!
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Get her!
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Yes, sir!
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Sorry, you're too slow
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What do you want?
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Your boss paid me to bring back your head
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How much did that bastard give you?
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I can't tell you, it's against regulations
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I'll pay you double!
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- Really?
- Really!
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Deal!
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You won't break your promise, will you?
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A promise is sacred, you don't trust me?
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I've been married for ten years
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My husband is good to me
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He never cheated on me
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He told me the importance of a promise
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Congratulations
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Thank you
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- Still worried?
- No
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What are you doing now?
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Like I just said,
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A promise is a sacred thing
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I promised you that I'll kill your boss
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But I also promised him that
I'd bring him your head
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I gotta do what as I promised
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Can you not use a nail filer?
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Your boss told me to tell you
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You promised to stand beside him for life
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But you betrayed him
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He wants to let you know that
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There are consequences to breaking promises
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Promises, are very important!
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Fat Shing kept another 20k for himself
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I'm gonna kill him!
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Boss, here's your Mexican passport
and family photo
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I'm going to Thailand with
a Mexican passport
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And looking like this?
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I'm dead for sure
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Kids, I'm so sorry
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I won't be seeing you ever again
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Get me some wine from the cupboard
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Sure
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How long have you been working for me?
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About six months
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Gotten a raise yet?
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Not yet
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Do you want one?
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Of course!
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The higher your ass, the higher your pay
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Are you all checking out my ass?
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Yeah, got a problem?
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You scared the shit out of me, asshole
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Your wife?
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Your kids?
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You're married with a wonderful family
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And you're checking out other girls?
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Because you're hot
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Thank you, but I hate men who aren't loyal
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My boyfriend and I have been dating for ten years,
he doesn't peek an eye at other women
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Should you be punished for your disloyalty?
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All this money belongs to me, okay?
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Okay
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I'll take the money and go
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You'll be fine if you don't look at
my ass, okay?
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Okay
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I hate men who are disloyal
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Honey, Happy Birthday
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Sweetheart, Happy Birthday
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I'm really busy,
can't come back for dinner tonight
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You can't come back for dinner?
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Bye
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Why is it a different colour?
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This is David Chow,
I can't answer your call right now
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Please leave a message
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You're the other woman?
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Can we meet?
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Sure
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Shit! Still not here yet!
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- Hello?
- Hello? Where are you?
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Sorry, I'm always late,
please wait for a bit
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No problem, I'm not there either
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Just wanted to let you know that
I reserved a table by the window
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Whoever gets there first,
sits down first then
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Okay
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- See you later
- See you later, bye bye
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I'm gonna shoot this bitch
as soon as she sits down
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Bitch, I'm gonna blow your head off
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Oh, we're in the same business
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You're so much uglier in real life
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Your husband should've chosen me
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He didn't want to spend time
with you on his birthday
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What are you laughing at?
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I'm laughing because he didn't want to
spend time with you either
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Why don't you shoot?
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Why aren't you taking the shot?
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I'm thinking of something
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I'm thinking of something too
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I wonder... who he's with right now
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Did you find it yet?
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Shut up, it takes time to load
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I've never seen a mistress that's
so stupid!
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about you!
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Say 'mistress' again,
and I'll blow your head off
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Mistress! Shoot me!
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Lung Wah Hotel?
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Having roasted pigeon?
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My husband doesn't eat pigeon
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He doesn't have to order it,
the tofu is famous too
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It's a hotel, and there are rooms!
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He's meeting someone there, you moron!
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I just wanted to lie to myself
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I can't believe he has another woman
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna kill them both
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A mistress killing another mistress?
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Stop calling me that!
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I've been together with him for ten years
and I didn't know you existed
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Sorry, but you're still a mistress
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I'm gonna kill that bitch
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Either we go kill her together
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Or you just go ahead and kill me now
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Check in
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What's your name?
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Hermes Tong
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A man already checked in
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Really? How long ago?
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About an hour
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Need to use the internet?
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No thanks
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Breakfast?
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Sure, where's the restaurant?
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I'm cooking...
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No thanks
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Do you like that girl?
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You need to clean up if you
wanna marry a girl
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Much better now
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Where is David Chow?
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Let me check
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147
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Wait
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Was he here with a woman?
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No
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A man?
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No
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Who would come to this kind of place alone?
Asshole!
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Ladies
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I'm warning you
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Get a room, or get out
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Just get me any room
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Why don't we just barge in?
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Catching them in the act?
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Yes...
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Thank you
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I'm a woman too, I understand
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Good luck
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Why don't we just barge in?
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Didn't you hear?
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He's there alone!
The woman isn't here yet
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Let's just wait it out
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You're telling me to wait until
he starts having sex with another woman?
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Let him go forward with it this time
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It's gonna be his last time anyway
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These are all the gifts that
you've given me
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I'm returning them back to you
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Now we're even
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- Out of my way!
- Calm down!
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- It's none of your business! Go away!
- Let go of the woman
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Stand right there, don't move
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Drop your weapon!
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Don't come closer, or else I'll kill her!
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Calm down! Calm down!
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Tell me what happened
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She's cheating on me
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I didn't
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Let him speak, carry on
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She's seducing my little brother
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You're delusional!
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She's also seducing
the security guard downstairs
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I didn't!
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Stop pretending!
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Listen to me, I have a boyfriend too
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What does that have to do with me?
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He also has other women
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And he also has a wife
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Because you're the only who
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would lose everything by losing him
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I agree with you
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Shut up! Shut up!
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But I stayed with him, and I still love him
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Why?
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Because if you lose him,
you'll lose everything
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Who would do such a thing?
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That would be me, I swear!
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I don't believe you
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Call him and prove it to me
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I'm on a mission, how can I call him?
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- What's that sound?
- My boyfriend
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How do you know?
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This ringtone is exclusive to him
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Alright, answer his call
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I'll believe you if you answer his call
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Alright, I'll answer
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Use the speaker
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Hello?
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It's me
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Sweetheart?
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Call me David,
remember we had a date tomorrow?
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Yes, it's your birthday,
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and we're celebrating at Lung Wah Hotel
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We're not celebrating there,
we're breaking up
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What? Fuck! Why would you do that?
Fuck shit!
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Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck you!
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Are you okay?
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Fucking asshole
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How about you just let me leave?
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Fuck you!
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Honey, I love you
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All men deserve to die!
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Were you seducing other men?
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Two of them?
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It's not two people,
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it's the same person
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His brother is the security guard
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So you did seduce him?
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I said I didn't!
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Convince me, and I'll let you live
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The other day, his brother came
to our house to fix the pipes
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I saw that...
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he got all wet
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So I got him a change of clothes
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But he suddenly turned into
his security guard self
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And asked for a service fee
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We didn't have money,
so I asked if we can pay later
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Then he turned back into 'brother' mode
and said he'd lend us money
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I was overjoyed, so I hugged him
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My husband saw it and said that
I was seducing him
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So were you seducing him?
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No!
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I think you're lying
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Then I guess I did!
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Then you deserve to die
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I hate people who cheat
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Sweetheart?
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I made you... some food...
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Sweetheart?
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Are you addressing my husband?
That's disgusting
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Shit
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So is your sweetheart beside you?
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None of your business
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I'm here to kill the both of you
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So it's definitely my business
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I'm here to kill David, it's not your turn
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You wanna kill David?
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Yes
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Did he dump you?
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Yes,don%laugh
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Oh! David dumped her
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Bitch, don't laugh, I've had enough of you
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I'm gonna kill you before
I kill your husband
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Alright, come on!
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Who are you talking to?
Is the mistress with you?
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She knows your full name, mistress
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Who are you calling 'mistress'?
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I've kept away from you two,
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and now you're messing with me?
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I'm gonna come
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and get you after I hang up
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Sure
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Who is she calling 'mistress'?
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Whoever is angrier
278
00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,126
A mistress does sneak around a lot
279
00:32:46,251 --> 00:32:49,126
I do whatever it takes to win
280
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,251
Can I finish my cigarette?
281
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,251
I have some
282
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,167
There's no light
283
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,001
It's inside
284
00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:34,876
Here you go
285
00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:36,501
Take it to hell with you
286
00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:38,792
Thank you
287
00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:46,167
What are you doing?
288
00:33:46,251 --> 00:33:48,292
Nothing, just finding somewhere
to put your cigarettes
289
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:59,792
In the movies,
an assassin always saves one bullet
290
00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:03,792
To kill their target, or to commit suicide,
is that true?
291
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,917
You believe that shit? It's bullshit
292
00:34:09,626 --> 00:34:11,834
I don't have anywhere to put your smokes,
here you go
293
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,834
And you said that movies were bullshit
294
00:34:23,292 --> 00:34:26,876
I didn't leave a bullet, I left a grenade
295
00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:27,834
Are you trying to intimidate me?
296
00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:29,334
Try me
297
00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:57,959
Here you go, take it to hell with you
298
00:35:37,292 --> 00:35:38,667
Fuck you!
299
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,376
What's up?
300
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,001
Where are you?
301
00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:13,292
You think I'd tell you?
302
00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:16,459
I thought we were gonna have a duel
303
00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:21,501
This topic is getting boring,
I don't wanna talk about it anymore
304
00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:37,626
What's the big deal?
305
00:36:37,626 --> 00:36:38,792
We're just chatting
306
00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,292
Are you bored?
307
00:36:40,292 --> 00:36:43,542
I'm busy, I'm carrying a gun
in one hand and a phone in the other
308
00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:46,876
We're just chatting, why are you so angry?
309
00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:50,084
It's 'hot as fuck', why would you talk?
310
00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:53,084
It's hot as fuck, why would you talk'
311
00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:56,834
Does your husband say that a lot?
312
00:36:57,209 --> 00:36:58,167
What are you talking about?
313
00:37:22,751 --> 00:37:25,001
Honey, let's have a chat
314
00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:29,292
It's hot as fuck, why would you talk
315
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,751
Do you like to chat after having sex?
316
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:34,001
Of course, who doesn't?
317
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,251
Some might say that it's 'hot as fuck',
and wouldn't talk
318
00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:37,667
I'll chat with you tomorrow
319
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,959
Damn it! What else did he say?
320
00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:47,876
'Why are we changing positions?'
321
00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:54,709
'It's so wet,
how do I put it in my mouth', etc.
322
00:37:56,751 --> 00:37:58,292
But you don't wanna talk about it
323
00:37:58,459 --> 00:38:02,209
I'll put a hands-free device
on the fire extinguisher on the 5/F
324
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:03,626
Come and get it
325
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:04,959
Fuck you!
326
00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:06,876
Then... don't get it
327
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:08,042
I'll expose everything your husband
328
00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:10,501
said on instagram and hashtag you
329
00:38:10,501 --> 00:38:11,501
Don't you fucking dare
330
00:38:11,501 --> 00:38:13,542
Come and get it
331
00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:02,501
Where are you now?
332
00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:08,584
Where are you now?
333
00:39:13,376 --> 00:39:14,542
Al Fresco cafe
334
00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:16,751
Al Fresco cafe
335
00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:23,417
Show me a picture
336
00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,792
Show me a picture
337
00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:29,667
Not as dumb as I thought
338
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,751
I've been there before
339
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,292
The tiramisu is good,
why don't you order it?
340
00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:42,792
The tiramisu is good,
why don't you order it?
341
00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:46,542
Are you setting me up?
342
00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:52,459
Are you getting it or not?
343
00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:54,334
If not, then I'll post it up on Instagram
344
00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:56,334
Do you know why it took me so long?
345
00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:59,459
Why? Menopause? Arthritis?
346
00:39:59,459 --> 00:40:02,376
I found a romance charm
on my husband this morning
347
00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:05,334
I just flushed it down the toilet
348
00:40:05,376 --> 00:40:06,959
I wonder if it's yours
349
00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,126
Hey
350
00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:27,834
Give me your wallet
351
00:40:35,626 --> 00:40:37,709
Keep it in there forever
352
00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:41,917
I'll get you a career charm
353
00:40:45,501 --> 00:40:48,542
Bitch, keeping tabs on me?
354
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,167
Fucking bitch,
you flushed it down the toilet!
355
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,667
- Bitch!
- I'll love you for ten thousand years?
356
00:40:56,709 --> 00:40:58,501
You're quite greedy
357
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:01,459
The ink is gonna dissipate!
358
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,542
Yes, it is
359
00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:07,584
If you try and get it now
360
00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:10,584
There might just be a few years still there
361
00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:13,876
Or else, there won't even be a year left
362
00:41:14,334 --> 00:41:15,042
What do you think?
363
00:41:18,167 --> 00:41:20,126
Nine thousand years...
364
00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:24,876
Eight thousand years...
365
00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:28,751
Seven thousand years...
366
00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:34,917
This bitch is luring this bitch up here
using 'hands free' device
367
00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:39,626
This bitch is trying to get this bitch
to leave by using a charm
368
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:43,459
Looks like these two bitches are
quite something
369
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:48,459
The key is whether this bitch
will listen to that bitch
370
00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:51,042
Five hundred years...
371
00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:53,917
Four hundred years...
372
00:41:54,084 --> 00:41:55,167
How can it go that fast?
373
00:41:55,459 --> 00:41:59,126
That sounds about right to me
374
00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:02,459
Ninety years...
375
00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:08,792
Fucking great!
376
00:42:29,959 --> 00:42:30,959
It's all dissipated, fuck you!
377
00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:32,626
I'll call you when I connect to
the hands free
378
00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:38,542
Bitch, I'm gonna shoot your
fucking womb out
379
00:42:54,501 --> 00:42:57,167
There's still one left, better be careful
380
00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:19,959
Why does she have the earrings
that David got me?
381
00:43:33,751 --> 00:43:35,334
Shit! My wife is coming home, go!
382
00:43:50,084 --> 00:43:51,834
Want more rice?
383
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:03,126
Why is there an earring on the ground?
384
00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,501
Do you remember how I proposed to you?
385
00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:13,334
You said you'd take me out for a drive
386
00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:16,709
But when I got on,
I felt something on the seat
387
00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:18,709
And it was the ring
388
00:44:21,084 --> 00:44:24,709
Our anniversary isn't until next week
389
00:44:24,709 --> 00:44:26,042
You're using these tactics already?
390
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,584
Why is there only one?
391
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,876
You'll step on to the next one soon enough
392
00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:37,042
You're a bad romantic!
393
00:44:37,584 --> 00:44:39,542
Baby, I wanna...
394
00:44:41,001 --> 00:44:44,084
It's 'hot as fuck', maybe later?
After dinner?
395
00:44:50,959 --> 00:44:53,542
If I shoot the bitch in the head
396
00:44:53,542 --> 00:44:56,251
Her blood will mess up my earrings
397
00:45:32,459 --> 00:45:33,834
What's happening?
398
00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:57,834
You're messed up
399
00:45:58,209 --> 00:46:00,126
Impressive, I thought the explosion
would kill you
400
00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:03,167
How could I die before you?
401
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,501
Let's cut the shit
402
00:46:04,501 --> 00:46:06,084
- Meet in the lobby!
- Okay!
403
00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:18,084
Hey, What's going on?
404
00:46:18,584 --> 00:46:21,834
Okay, calm down... calm down
405
00:46:22,959 --> 00:46:25,292
Mom, what do we do? She's causing trouble?
406
00:46:26,626 --> 00:46:29,876
Just let them be, they're not affecting you
407
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:36,459
Where did the bitch go?
408
00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:14,209
It's you
409
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,459
I should've shot you in the head
in the elevator
410
00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:31,501
Is this yours?
411
00:47:46,084 --> 00:47:48,959
This looks fun, having a family meeting?
412
00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:52,209
It's 'hot as fuck', why talk now?
413
00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:53,709
Shut up!
414
00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:57,584
The wife is angry, sorry
415
00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:00,626
And there's an audience
416
00:48:03,126 --> 00:48:06,626
Don't move, bullets don't see people
417
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:49,167
Are you kidding me?
418
00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:52,126
What are you looking at? Make a move!
419
00:48:57,751 --> 00:48:58,917
Aren't you gonna run out of bullets?
420
00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:02,876
I told you so
421
00:49:25,334 --> 00:49:27,042
She ran out of bullets, get her!
422
00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:10,626
You guys are out too, come in and fight!
423
00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:40,334
This shit is wild, I'm getting a boner
424
00:50:40,334 --> 00:50:41,751
Miss...
425
00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:28,126
Few decades ago,
this was a place for cheating husbands
426
00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,417
But business is bad now
427
00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:37,584
Look outside, there aren't any customers,
just an old man
428
00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:45,001
That's why I wanted to meet you here
429
00:53:45,001 --> 00:53:49,501
Nobody will know what happened here
430
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,417
Did you turn on the GPS like I asked?
431
00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:11,667
Those two should be on their way here
432
00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:14,376
What about the SDU chick?
433
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:17,626
I did as you're told,
and dated her here for my birthday
434
00:54:17,626 --> 00:54:18,792
She'll be here soon
435
00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:19,834
Good
436
00:54:20,251 --> 00:54:21,876
Do you have any other special requests?
437
00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:26,709
No, I just want them to disappear from
the face of the earth
438
00:54:26,709 --> 00:54:28,917
So we can do whatever we want?
439
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:30,084
No problem
440
00:54:30,084 --> 00:54:32,126
Awesome, little brother!
We have games to play
441
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,001
Can I go now?
442
00:54:36,501 --> 00:54:38,751
Sure, remember to transfer the cash
443
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:40,834
Of course
444
00:54:44,001 --> 00:54:48,292
Sorry, I know it's unorthodox for me to ask
445
00:54:48,334 --> 00:54:50,876
But I am a woman after all
446
00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:53,501
Sol have a question for you
447
00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:54,626
What is it?
448
00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:57,334
They all love you
449
00:54:58,042 --> 00:54:59,876
Why do you want them dead?
450
00:55:01,417 --> 00:55:03,376
Because I've met a fourth
451
00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:06,417
And she wanted me to clear my previous debt
before getting together
452
00:55:08,459 --> 00:55:09,584
Is she rich?
453
00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:12,959
No, she's very rich
454
00:55:15,042 --> 00:55:19,459
That's fucked up, but I'll do my job
455
00:55:20,209 --> 00:55:21,292
Thanks
456
00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:27,334
- Big Po
- Yes
457
00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:33,709
Old fucker, we need some water!
458
00:55:52,584 --> 00:55:53,959
Miss...
459
00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:55,751
Are you okay?
460
00:55:55,751 --> 00:55:58,376
Do you want her to be your wife?
461
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,917
Mother will take her
to the ceremonial hall with you
462
00:56:12,042 --> 00:56:13,751
What about these two?
463
00:56:13,751 --> 00:56:15,584
Do whatever you want
464
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:19,876
Okay
465
00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:25,876
Impressive, you're still conscious
466
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:27,959
Do you wanna leave?
467
00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:33,376
I'm actually a good guy, I'll let you leave
468
00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:35,751
Go ahead
469
00:56:38,834 --> 00:56:44,667
Hottie, the front door is locked,
use the back door
470
00:56:49,626 --> 00:56:54,209
But I'll just give you one minute
471
00:56:54,959 --> 00:56:56,626
I need to get myself ready
472
00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:01,959
Because I'll rape and kill you
after one minute
473
00:58:13,542 --> 00:58:14,584
Cut it!
474
00:58:19,751 --> 00:58:21,417
Help me out!
475
00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:15,334
Homes, where are you?
476
00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:40,959
You think I'm stupid?
477
00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:52,542
Hey, asshole
478
00:59:57,334 --> 00:59:58,501
Get up
479
01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:43,542
Miss... you're so beautiful
480
01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:51,292
My son wants to have sex with you
481
01:00:51,459 --> 01:00:52,501
Fuck you!
482
01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:07,251
Not 'fuck me'... he's gonna fuck you
483
01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:35,292
S&M? I like it!
484
01:01:44,251 --> 01:01:45,584
Are you okay?
485
01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:47,251
Why do you seem like you're okay?
486
01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:50,584
I think I blacked out?
487
01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:55,501
What are you laughing at?
488
01:01:56,167 --> 01:02:00,542
We wanted to kill each other,
but now we're escaping together
489
01:02:01,376 --> 01:02:03,376
Then don't die too soon,
490
01:02:03,376 --> 01:02:04,834
because I'm gonna kill you
when we get out of here
491
01:02:04,834 --> 01:02:06,959
Okay, I'll be waiting
492
01:02:44,334 --> 01:02:45,334
Fuckerl
493
01:03:33,251 --> 01:03:34,792
And the ceremony begins!
494
01:03:35,876 --> 01:03:37,959
First bow for the heavens and the earth
495
01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:49,792
Bow
496
01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:56,876
Bow
497
01:04:13,376 --> 01:04:15,209
Second bow for the sacred halls
498
01:04:37,001 --> 01:04:39,459
Third bow... are you gonna do it?
499
01:04:53,917 --> 01:04:57,126
We can have tea after the ceremony
500
01:05:03,126 --> 01:05:06,126
- Mother, have some tea
- Good boy
501
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:23,126
Miss... miss... just do as she says
502
01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:26,834
Mother, have some tea...
503
01:05:28,209 --> 01:05:29,542
Don't...
504
01:05:32,459 --> 01:05:35,584
Don't move... mother, have some tea...
505
01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:39,751
Don't move...
506
01:05:49,126 --> 01:05:52,501
Little Po, bring your wife upstairs
507
01:05:56,917 --> 01:05:58,126
And fuck her!
508
01:06:17,626 --> 01:06:22,834
So you like to play hide n seek,
I'll play with you
509
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:03,709
Plumbing fluid!
510
01:07:45,126 --> 01:07:46,667
What the fuck do you want?
511
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:53,001
I need to disinfect you
512
01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:56,292
I don't want you to get infected
513
01:07:57,042 --> 01:07:59,501
And make my son dirty
514
01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:26,334
Son, do it
515
01:08:35,126 --> 01:08:37,209
Do you remember how?
516
01:08:41,334 --> 01:08:46,209
I've taught you many times
517
01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:50,209
I forgot...
518
01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:59,334
Answer me! I'll kill you if you don't!
519
01:08:59,751 --> 01:09:02,167
You're thirty and you don't know
how to have sex?
520
01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:04,292
Who's gonna take care of you when I'm dead?
521
01:09:04,292 --> 01:09:06,042
Who's gonna take care of you!
522
01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:08,792
Piss...
523
01:09:12,834 --> 01:09:15,167
Yes, and then?
524
01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:22,167
The thing I use to pee... put into where
she uses to pee... Then I'll take a piss...
525
01:09:22,334 --> 01:09:25,834
Okay, good boy, good boy
526
01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:35,167
Yes, just remember
527
01:09:36,542 --> 01:09:37,917
Are you okay?
528
01:09:38,084 --> 01:09:39,126
I'm okay
529
01:09:42,167 --> 01:09:44,834
Just helping you out, calm down
530
01:09:45,126 --> 01:09:46,376
It hurts
531
01:09:47,126 --> 01:09:48,667
Why would my husband like someone
532
01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:50,376
with an attitude like that?
533
01:09:50,626 --> 01:09:52,584
He liked me for two reasons
534
01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:53,959
One, I'm better than you
535
01:09:53,959 --> 01:09:55,251
Two, you're not as good as me
536
01:09:56,042 --> 01:09:57,917
If you were better than me,
537
01:09:57,917 --> 01:09:59,876
then my husband would've
divorced me long ago
538
01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:02,917
Well at least I'd talk to your husband
when it's 'hot as fuck'
539
01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:04,917
That's the only reason
he'd have sex with you
540
01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:06,584
He'd have sex with me even if we don't talk
541
01:10:06,584 --> 01:10:07,751
Which means I'm better
542
01:10:07,751 --> 01:10:10,251
That's right, you only have one position
543
01:10:10,251 --> 01:10:12,084
"David, it's all good,
why are we changing positions?"
544
01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:14,001
I'm right, why change positions
when it's all good?
545
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:15,917
Will you suddenly change your seat
when taking a bus?
546
01:10:16,251 --> 01:10:18,126
Don't touch me, this is serious business
547
01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:26,126
He's not dead yet...
548
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,167
Men deserve to die
549
01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:02,459
Don't come near me!
550
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,542
Is that the 'westerner' yelling?
551
01:11:05,751 --> 01:11:06,959
How do you know she's a westerner?
552
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,334
Stay the fuck away!
553
01:11:08,792 --> 01:11:11,334
She's speaking English,
she's gotta be a westerner
554
01:11:12,251 --> 01:11:15,334
- Go away!
- Just put where you piss...
555
01:11:15,376 --> 01:11:18,292
- Get the fuck away from me!
- Into where she takes a piss...
556
01:11:18,334 --> 01:11:19,834
Hello!
557
01:11:24,126 --> 01:11:25,167
Where's my son?
558
01:11:25,501 --> 01:11:26,542
Your son?
559
01:11:27,209 --> 01:11:29,667
- He's dead
- He's dead...
560
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,376
Bitch
561
01:11:35,501 --> 01:11:37,126
Why say that about yourself?
562
01:11:40,251 --> 01:11:42,084
There are two guns here
563
01:11:42,917 --> 01:11:46,917
One in my hand,
and another in my son's pants
564
01:11:48,626 --> 01:11:50,751
Which one do you think is
gonna shoot first?
565
01:12:12,501 --> 01:12:14,459
Did the fucker wear a condom
when you guys had sex?
566
01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:19,626
- Your boyfriend... did he wear a condom?
- No
567
01:12:25,626 --> 01:12:27,709
Sorry, what about you?
568
01:12:28,251 --> 01:12:30,251
I'm his wife, of course he didn't
569
01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:32,917
That makes sense
570
01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:37,792
I was married to him for ten years,
we wanted kids
571
01:12:38,584 --> 01:12:42,084
But we couldn't get pregnant, not even once
572
01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:48,209
What are you thinking?
573
01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:49,959
If a tens of millions of sperm can't hit me
574
01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:52,292
I don't think a few bullets will hit me
575
01:12:58,001 --> 01:13:00,709
- Calm down
- Three...
576
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,126
- Think about this!
- Two...
577
01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:07,251
- Come on! We need to prepare!
- One...
578
01:13:14,667 --> 01:13:16,626
I was really scared
when I first became an assassin
579
01:13:16,959 --> 01:13:19,501
My mentor asked me
if I wanted to have kids
580
01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:23,626
I said, of course,
every woman wants to be a mother
581
01:13:24,001 --> 01:13:25,459
And then he said to me
582
01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:29,334
The pain level of a bullet wound is 8,
but childbirth is 10
583
01:13:29,334 --> 01:13:32,334
Us women aren't even scared to have kids
584
01:13:32,459 --> 01:13:34,459
Why would I be scared of getting shot?
585
01:13:38,459 --> 01:13:40,334
I've read in 'Sisters' magazine once
586
01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:42,709
That every woman is like red wine
587
01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:45,667
Spending her whole life looking for
the right cork
588
01:13:46,126 --> 01:13:48,834
I thought I found mine,
but I found out that
589
01:13:48,876 --> 01:13:50,459
The wine cork
590
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:52,917
didn't just belong to me
591
01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:54,834
I've been mad at the other red wines
592
01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:58,459
But I realized that,
it's not the red wines' fault
593
01:13:58,709 --> 01:14:01,126
It's the cork that has been fucking us all
594
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:13,084
Shit
595
01:14:45,792 --> 01:14:49,667
You normally don't let me do this, mother
596
01:14:51,417 --> 01:14:53,209
Get up!
597
01:14:58,417 --> 01:15:04,084
I'm hungry,
get up and cook something for me!
598
01:15:04,126 --> 01:15:08,459
Mother, don't waste the grape juice,
I wanna drink it
599
01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:13,959
Mother, get up... get up now
600
01:15:14,459 --> 01:15:21,459
I'm hungry... make me some food
601
01:15:26,501 --> 01:15:29,667
9 out of 10 guys are assholes
602
01:15:30,501 --> 01:15:32,042
The one left behind is an idiot
603
01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:36,084
Mother...
604
01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:58,209
Can you get up, mistress?
605
01:16:04,834 --> 01:16:07,292
Hey, help us out
606
01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:13,626
Two mistresses
607
01:17:23,126 --> 01:17:25,584
Will you look for David?
608
01:17:27,251 --> 01:17:30,334
My time isn't for wasting
609
01:17:32,959 --> 01:17:35,126
You're looking for David?
610
01:17:36,167 --> 01:17:38,876
No way, I'm already looking for other guys
611
01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:45,376
What about you? It's more tricky for you
612
01:17:47,459 --> 01:17:49,126
Why?
613
01:17:49,126 --> 01:17:52,167
Marriage and divorce are both
a sheet of paper
614
01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:56,417
One is signed together,
the other signed apart
615
01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:04,459
Where are you headed?
616
01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:07,917
- To the city
- It's on the way, I'll drop you off
617
01:18:08,334 --> 01:18:10,042
I don't want to be on the same way as you
618
01:18:11,001 --> 01:18:12,751
Let's go our separate ways
619
01:18:57,709 --> 01:19:00,959
THREE YEARS LATER
620
01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:29,042
How can I help you, madam?
621
01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:32,001
Do you have a customer here
called Michelle Lee?
622
01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:34,126
Sorry, we cannot divulge client details
623
01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:36,167
Maybe I'll let my manager speak with you?
624
01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:43,376
Ma'am, there's a police officer
asking for information
625
01:19:43,376 --> 01:19:44,376
Okay
626
01:19:49,209 --> 01:19:50,876
What is wrong with society nowadays?
627
01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:53,209
An assassin can become a cop?
628
01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:02,792
I have a delivery from the Virginia Company
629
01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:07,542
The package is for Miss Michelle Lee?
630
01:20:13,542 --> 01:20:16,376
What? Your boyfriend proposed?
631
01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,751
How did he propose to you?
632
01:20:19,126 --> 01:20:23,084
He booked the presidential suite
at the Mr. Cowden
633
01:20:23,126 --> 01:20:25,459
The most expensive hotel?
634
01:20:25,501 --> 01:20:27,792
Shut up, let her speak
635
01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,959
We had dinner together,
had a little bit of wine
636
01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:32,959
And then...
637
01:20:36,751 --> 01:20:41,126
We were in bed,
and then came the most important part
638
01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,251
I took off his pants
639
01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:45,667
Guess where he put the ring?
640
01:20:52,626 --> 01:20:53,542
Exactly!
641
01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:55,917
And then he asked if I would marry him
642
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,584
If I did...
643
01:21:00,001 --> 01:21:02,251
Then I would retrieve the ring
with my mouth
644
01:21:03,084 --> 01:21:04,334
Did you get it then?
645
01:21:14,084 --> 01:21:17,292
How was it placed?
646
01:21:18,042 --> 01:21:19,917
There was a silk bow
647
01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,501
What about you?
648
01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:25,126
I'm married, and I have kids
649
01:21:25,834 --> 01:21:27,209
Boy or girl?
650
01:21:27,334 --> 01:21:29,834
Boy and girl, I've got twins
651
01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:32,376
Feeding them must be expensive!
652
01:21:32,459 --> 01:21:35,001
Not really, I breast feed them
653
01:21:35,876 --> 01:21:42,001
People say breastfeeding will turn your
pink lady into a black woman
654
01:21:42,501 --> 01:21:43,209
Let's see... let's see...
655
01:21:43,251 --> 01:21:47,876
Come on! It's not that black
656
01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:50,834
But... it has gotten a little bigger...
657
01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:52,959
Your 'sauce plates'?
658
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:54,959
Pot lids?
659
01:21:54,959 --> 01:21:59,001
Go to hell!
You guys will be like this some day too...
660
01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:01,292
But my husband says that
661
01:22:01,376 --> 01:22:05,417
This is a place to feed our kids,
so she doesn't want to play with me...
662
01:22:05,959 --> 01:22:08,334
What kind of man wants to suck
on a pot lid?
663
01:22:08,376 --> 01:22:12,376
Hey, let me clarify, it is not a pot lid
664
01:22:14,667 --> 01:22:16,292
It is... a lid for a cup
665
01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,042
Stop teasing, Oreo...
666
01:22:21,084 --> 01:22:22,876
Who is Oreo?
667
01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:28,876
So you're Oreo, and this one...
668
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,001
Stop it...
669
01:22:42,209 --> 01:22:44,042
What about you? You didn't say anything yet
670
01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,876
It's been troubling recently
671
01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:47,209
About what?
672
01:22:47,251 --> 01:22:49,167
I'm being chased by two guys
673
01:22:49,209 --> 01:22:53,084
One's a rich guy, and one's really talented
674
01:22:53,126 --> 01:22:55,042
I don't know which one to choose
675
01:22:55,084 --> 01:22:56,667
Why not both?
676
01:22:56,959 --> 01:22:59,501
Both? Really? For sure?
677
01:22:59,917 --> 01:23:01,251
Have you ever been in a shop
678
01:23:01,251 --> 01:23:02,584
and you have your eyes on two bags...
679
01:23:02,584 --> 01:23:03,709
Which one will you choose?
680
01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:04,667
You'll get both of them!
681
01:23:05,792 --> 01:23:08,542
- That's the point!
- It's that simple...
682
01:23:22,542 --> 01:23:26,209
Didn't you say you were gonna settle
the score three years ago?
683
01:23:27,334 --> 01:23:30,167
I couldn't find him three years ago,
684
01:23:30,167 --> 01:23:33,209
but I'm settling it today!
685
01:23:35,001 --> 01:23:37,292
Don't just look, it's just like shopping
686
01:23:37,334 --> 01:23:40,001
Too bad if it's out of stock,
but if it's in stock...
687
01:23:41,042 --> 01:23:42,292
What about you?
688
01:23:42,334 --> 01:23:45,459
I said we'd divorce,
I didn't say I wouldn't kill him
689
01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:47,751
It's time!
690
01:23:57,959 --> 01:23:59,751
- Michelle Lee?
- Yes?
691
01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:22,709
After you get married,
you'll stay with your husband
692
01:24:22,876 --> 01:24:25,834
For better or for worse,
693
01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:26,792
correct?
694
01:24:31,126 --> 01:24:34,292
Congratulations,
because you're about to encounter the worst
695
01:24:35,042 --> 01:24:36,667
We're not married yet
696
01:24:37,001 --> 01:24:37,709
So?
697
01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:39,292
Please let us go
698
01:24:39,709 --> 01:24:41,376
It's up to you
699
01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:43,292
Thank you... thank you...
700
01:24:44,292 --> 01:24:48,042
Hey, when did your fiance propose to you?
701
01:24:50,709 --> 01:24:53,709
Don't be scared, I'm just asking
702
01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:57,417
Three years ago...
703
01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:03,584
There are 365 days in a year,
did he propose every single day?
704
01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:07,834
It was my birthday
705
01:25:09,084 --> 01:25:13,667
That day was the day we almost died
in that hotel
706
01:25:14,334 --> 01:25:17,751
That bastard proposed to you on
that exact day
707
01:25:19,209 --> 01:25:22,834
Don't come near me!
My dad is a powerful man!
708
01:25:22,834 --> 01:25:25,376
I don't need to bring my luggage
to the airport
709
01:25:25,417 --> 01:25:28,167
I'm allowed to slap my mom when I'm drunk
710
01:25:28,709 --> 01:25:30,209
Were you the one who put the hit on us?
711
01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:34,376
Yes, it was me, so what?
712
01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:39,126
Whoever messes with my boy toy
needs to die!
713
01:25:40,126 --> 01:25:45,209
Bitch! I'd be married if it weren't
for you!
714
01:25:46,084 --> 01:25:50,084
I'm lucky that my man trusts me
and listens to me
715
01:25:51,209 --> 01:25:53,167
What do you have against me?
716
01:25:53,376 --> 01:25:56,084
One's a mistress, one's infertile,
and another is a slut
717
01:26:01,209 --> 01:26:02,667
Eat shit!
718
01:26:07,959 --> 01:26:09,084
Is she dead?
719
01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:10,709
You scared her to death
720
01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:12,917
I wanted to hear her out
721
01:26:15,251 --> 01:26:17,917
Go eat shit!
722
01:26:17,917 --> 01:26:19,584
Sorry
723
01:26:36,417 --> 01:26:37,959
You're the asshole, huh?
724
01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:41,709
AABBABABA
725
01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:43,584
What are you saying?
726
01:26:43,584 --> 01:26:45,959
Long time no 'C'
727
01:27:18,459 --> 01:27:19,584
I'll go first
728
01:27:21,376 --> 01:27:22,376
Alright
729
01:27:29,292 --> 01:27:33,334
I found out you had a wife
after being together for three years
730
01:27:35,126 --> 01:27:38,167
And that you had a girlfriend
after five years
731
01:27:39,959 --> 01:27:44,209
You know that I loved you,
why did you wanna break up with me?
732
01:27:44,542 --> 01:27:46,167
Don't you think you deserve this?
733
01:27:48,209 --> 01:27:51,334
Say you're sorry, and I'll forgive you
734
01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:03,126
You don't wanna say it?
735
01:28:06,126 --> 01:28:07,292
So you can't say it then
736
01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,709
I hate people...
737
01:28:14,709 --> 01:28:16,792
Who are disloyal
738
01:28:30,209 --> 01:28:32,876
- Take over!
- Okay, thank you
739
01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:53,001
A couple of years ago,
I saw a dress that I really liked
740
01:28:53,376 --> 01:28:56,501
But the cashier told me that it
was out of stock
741
01:28:57,042 --> 01:29:00,042
So I decided to wait,
which ended up to be ten years
742
01:29:00,584 --> 01:29:04,584
In these ten years,
I didn't even look at other dresses
743
01:29:04,876 --> 01:29:07,584
Guess what kind of dress I had my eyes on
744
01:29:10,834 --> 01:29:11,959
A wedding dress?
745
01:29:13,876 --> 01:29:16,917
Wedding dress?
I've tried it on, it's unlucky
746
01:29:17,334 --> 01:29:18,417
At least you've worn it once
747
01:29:24,084 --> 01:29:28,709
But I found out that the dress
was never in stock
748
01:29:31,001 --> 01:29:32,459
You lied to me
749
01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:36,001
You've stolen ten years of my youth
750
01:29:36,084 --> 01:29:38,917
I feel like a spinster who's been trapped
inside a haunted house for a decade
751
01:29:39,001 --> 01:29:42,751
I suffered a lot of emotional trauma
752
01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:46,959
It's really difficult trying to forget the
trauma while being in my new house
753
01:29:46,959 --> 01:29:49,626
See how shitty you've made the new house?
754
01:29:53,792 --> 01:29:57,376
You're the haunted house,
and my boyfriend is the new house
755
01:29:57,501 --> 01:29:59,542
See how shitty you've made him feel?
756
01:30:00,709 --> 01:30:04,334
He's really good to me,
should I do something for him?
757
01:30:13,376 --> 01:30:20,334
Oh sorry, stop yelling,
I've saved up my energy
758
01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:27,042
Forget it, I hate men who are disloyal
759
01:30:28,501 --> 01:30:31,417
- You're done?
- Your turn
760
01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:45,751
It's 'hot as fuck' today,
why don't we have a chat?
761
01:30:46,084 --> 01:30:47,167
You'd like that, won't you?
762
01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,667
You're not saying anything?
763
01:30:53,501 --> 01:30:55,417
Really, nothing?
764
01:30:56,501 --> 01:30:58,417
Then I'll start talking
765
01:31:00,959 --> 01:31:05,417
Do you know why men should
never lie to women?
766
01:31:06,376 --> 01:31:11,126
Because even if you lie accidentally
767
01:31:13,209 --> 01:31:20,751
You'd have to try your hardest to hide it
from her forever
768
01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:30,584
But if she found out the truth
769
01:31:32,001 --> 01:31:35,917
You'd die a horrible death
770
01:31:39,167 --> 01:31:42,459
Men should have integrity
771
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:50,251
Do you have a light?
772
01:31:50,584 --> 01:31:51,501
I do
773
01:32:19,459 --> 01:32:22,251
Hey, if you're a guy watching this film
774
01:32:22,251 --> 01:32:25,126
I hope you seriously get the
message of this movie
775
01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:28,792
Stop talking in English, let me speak
776
01:32:28,834 --> 01:32:30,501
Let me tell you, if you offend women
777
01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:33,126
We won't let you off easy
778
01:32:34,584 --> 01:32:36,501
You're right,
a woman's heart is made of glass
779
01:32:36,501 --> 01:32:39,001
If it's broken,
it can't be glued back together
780
01:32:45,709 --> 01:32:47,667
It's really cracked
781
01:32:49,209 --> 01:32:51,292
I told you we won't let you off easy
782
01:32:51,459 --> 01:32:54,334
- It's a pretty big explosion
- What do we do now?
783
01:32:54,334 --> 01:32:55,626
Let's go, nothing more we can do
784
01:32:55,626 --> 01:32:56,792
Come on, let's go
785
01:32:57,209 --> 01:32:59,292
Aww, it's cracked... goodbye!
786
01:33:00,305 --> 01:33:06,551
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