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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,056 --> 00:00:01,710 Previously on "Happy"... 2 00:00:01,713 --> 00:00:04,546 - You're not real. - I'm Hailey's imaginary friend. 3 00:00:06,805 --> 00:00:09,684 I have never seen a room of young faces 4 00:00:09,687 --> 00:00:12,042 in such dire need of correction. 5 00:00:12,044 --> 00:00:15,012 I need to know who killed my Mikey. 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,364 You have an enemy in your house. 7 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:19,348 Who killed your son. 8 00:00:19,351 --> 00:00:22,152 Mikey is not with them. 9 00:00:22,154 --> 00:00:24,168 [BREATHES HEAVILY] Hey, Amanda. 10 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:25,351 She's my daughter. 11 00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:28,176 Look at the dumpster fire that your life has become, 12 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:30,027 and ask yourself how I could rely on you. 13 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:32,162 Get out. 14 00:00:32,164 --> 00:00:33,897 What're you doing? Get off the tracks. 15 00:00:33,899 --> 00:00:35,790 You were the one with her when she was kidnapped. 16 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:37,192 If you want me to go, fine. 17 00:00:37,195 --> 00:00:39,837 Music to my ears, bye-bye. 18 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,250 Good-bye, partner. 19 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,968 Happy. 20 00:00:43,971 --> 00:00:46,577 Ah shit, I killed my kid's imaginary friend. 21 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,687 She's one of my best men. 22 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:52,125 Blue! 23 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:53,250 Blue? 24 00:00:55,287 --> 00:00:57,421 Shit's just getting weirder and weirder. 25 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:01,358 [STAMMERING] My name is Happy. 26 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,426 I'm an imaginary friend. 27 00:01:03,429 --> 00:01:06,763 And... no one believes in me. 28 00:01:06,765 --> 00:01:08,699 ALL: We believe in you. 29 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:11,235 [SIGHS] Sorry, I just... 30 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,770 I never thought I'd end up somewhere like this. 31 00:01:13,772 --> 00:01:15,297 No offense. 32 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,094 None of us did, little fellow. 33 00:01:17,097 --> 00:01:20,911 The thing to remember is... This wasn't your fault. 34 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:24,073 Right, well, that's nice. You're all very nice. 35 00:01:24,076 --> 00:01:26,416 But it is my fault. 36 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:29,353 She believed in me and I failed, I... 37 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:32,556 Look at me, I'm fading away, I... 38 00:01:32,558 --> 00:01:34,358 My color, my coat. 39 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,844 I used to be as blue as a blueberry snow cone and now I... 40 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,596 You're still very blue. 41 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:43,700 Ah, there are millions of IFs out there just like you, Happy. 42 00:01:43,702 --> 00:01:45,936 Waiting for the moment our young friends 43 00:01:45,938 --> 00:01:48,268 stop believing completely. 44 00:01:48,271 --> 00:01:51,039 And we blink out of existence. 45 00:01:51,042 --> 00:01:53,977 I knew this day would come, I just... 46 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:56,281 I didn't think it would be so soon. 47 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,883 We have to learn to let go, whenever they let go. 48 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:02,886 That's what it means to be an IF. 49 00:02:02,888 --> 00:02:07,157 Now or later, we're destined for nothingness. 50 00:02:07,159 --> 00:02:09,593 There's so much more for Hailey and I to do. 51 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:12,062 There's so many games, I... 52 00:02:12,064 --> 00:02:14,731 Aw. Her first date. 53 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:16,172 - Hah! - Peep. 54 00:02:16,175 --> 00:02:17,901 Something you'd like to share? 55 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:19,336 Why, yes. 56 00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:23,914 It's not monsters under the bed, it's penises. 57 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:27,778 Great, big, nasty penises. 58 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,390 Also, fuck Judy Blume. 59 00:02:30,393 --> 00:02:33,617 Two weeks with those books, now my friend's knocked up 60 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:36,253 and her water's breaking in Algebra I. 61 00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:39,890 [HIGH-PITCHED SOBBING] 62 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:42,253 Was it "Freckle Juice"? 63 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:46,830 [MARSHMALLOW PLOPS] 64 00:02:46,832 --> 00:02:48,799 Hello, friend. 65 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:52,169 Just one marshmallow? They're free, you know. 66 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,836 I only deserve one. 67 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:56,406 And only because it's not hot chocolate without it. 68 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:59,943 You know, you showed real vulnerability in there. 69 00:02:59,945 --> 00:03:02,546 - I'm proud of you. - Smoke? 70 00:03:02,548 --> 00:03:05,949 After all the cocaine I had this week, I don't think so. 71 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:08,685 Well, don't look so glum. 72 00:03:08,687 --> 00:03:11,521 The world is losing its imagination, Happy. 73 00:03:11,523 --> 00:03:14,958 There were times I felt we were all that's left. 74 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,094 A dying breed. 75 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,463 But then, I found a new friend. 76 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,465 A... a new friend? 77 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:25,099 Yep, with enough belief for a hundred of us. 78 00:03:25,102 --> 00:03:28,770 You're not, like, one of those guys in the bowties 79 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:30,439 that rings the doorbell, are you? 80 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:33,609 [SNORTS] Not at all. 81 00:03:33,611 --> 00:03:37,012 I can't promise you sweeter pastures than the hereafter. 82 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:41,049 But I will say, if you need some warm straw to sleep on, 83 00:03:41,051 --> 00:03:42,384 so to speak, 84 00:03:42,386 --> 00:03:44,286 you're welcome to stay with us 85 00:03:44,288 --> 00:03:46,488 till you get back on your hooves. 86 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,557 Oh, I couldn't intrude. 87 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:51,126 Nonsense. No trouble at all. 88 00:03:51,128 --> 00:03:54,129 That is, unless you got somewhere better to go. 89 00:03:54,131 --> 00:03:56,999 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 90 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:59,336 God damn it, they say that if the bullet don't get you, 91 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,179 the fall will. 92 00:04:00,182 --> 00:04:01,503 But in your case, not so much, huh? 93 00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:05,407 Just kinda... scrambled your eggs real good, right? 94 00:04:05,409 --> 00:04:08,620 Still can't believe that I didn't hit any vital organs. 95 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,746 All right, maybe there's still something 96 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:11,747 rattling around in there. 97 00:04:11,749 --> 00:04:13,382 Now listen to me. 98 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:15,018 Get your hands off that, and listen. 99 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,586 Now, when I shot you, you were trying to give me a password. 100 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:18,487 Right? 101 00:04:18,489 --> 00:04:20,367 - Blue. - So I... yeah. 102 00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:22,024 Now, I didn't want the password. 103 00:04:22,026 --> 00:04:24,693 I couldn't give two shits, but now circumstances have changed. 104 00:04:24,695 --> 00:04:27,062 - So, I want it, right? - Blue. 105 00:04:27,064 --> 00:04:30,232 Yeah, so I need you to dig down deep inside, 106 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:33,502 and just come on up with that password, pal. 107 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:35,637 I know you got it in you. 108 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:37,606 So just give it to me. 109 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:40,008 You son of a... I justified breaking the bones 110 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,210 of a handicap. 111 00:04:41,212 --> 00:04:43,812 Now you're gonna give me that password. 112 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:46,114 [GAGS] 113 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:47,425 Jesus Christ! 114 00:04:47,428 --> 00:04:51,124 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 115 00:04:51,155 --> 00:04:52,521 ["JINGLE BELLS" PLAYING] 116 00:04:52,523 --> 00:04:56,800 Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho ho. 117 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:02,864 Ho ho ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. 118 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:04,800 Oh, jeez, look at that shit. 119 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,893 Ho ho ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. 120 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:12,774 Ho ho ho ho ho. 121 00:05:12,776 --> 00:05:14,509 [BABBLES] 122 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,893 Put your leg in the pant hole, 123 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:23,018 or I'll cut it off and stuff it in there for you. 124 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,019 Pardon me. 125 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:26,255 May the church be of service? 126 00:05:26,257 --> 00:05:28,257 Ah, Father, thank God you're here. 127 00:05:28,259 --> 00:05:33,629 I... ah, this poor soul is an immigrant. 128 00:05:33,631 --> 00:05:35,497 Uh, barely speaks English, uh... 129 00:05:35,499 --> 00:05:39,234 [STAMMERS] and he's looking for sanctuary. 130 00:05:39,236 --> 00:05:41,336 - Blue. - Yeah, poor little kitten. 131 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:42,971 He fell out a window. 132 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:46,174 Kinda cracked his melon, you know, so... 133 00:05:46,176 --> 00:05:48,277 [GROANS] mentally he's [WHISTLES]... 134 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:49,177 Not all there. 135 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:50,512 Bless you, my chi... 136 00:05:50,514 --> 00:05:52,276 Yeah, and, uh, I mean, 137 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,467 you know what the state of affairs is these days 138 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,429 - for illegals. - Excuse me? 139 00:05:56,432 --> 00:05:57,846 I have my green card. 140 00:05:57,849 --> 00:05:59,282 Yeah, well, look, I don't care which strings 141 00:05:59,284 --> 00:06:00,492 the Vatican pulled for you. 142 00:06:00,495 --> 00:06:02,758 I'm glad you're here, but you know, the kid here... 143 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,094 There's some not nice people looking for him. 144 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:08,330 And I'm not talking about immigration, either, so... 145 00:06:08,332 --> 00:06:12,434 I mean, you know, his only hope is to... to find sanctuary here. 146 00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:14,970 You are all God's children under this roof, but... 147 00:06:14,972 --> 00:06:16,805 You're goddamned right. I say that all the time. 148 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:19,675 And if I had a dime every time that came out of me, I'd... 149 00:06:19,677 --> 00:06:22,177 Eh, it doesn't... but anyway, 150 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:25,304 so what you could do for me is, uh, maybe babysit him, 151 00:06:25,307 --> 00:06:26,448 for a while. 152 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:29,839 Uh, while I run a... an Old Testament type errand, 153 00:06:29,842 --> 00:06:32,341 if you know what I mean. 154 00:06:32,344 --> 00:06:34,378 Yeah, I... look, I know how this looks. 155 00:06:34,381 --> 00:06:36,391 It may seem, like, a bit extreme, 156 00:06:36,393 --> 00:06:38,293 a little San Quentin Old Sparky. 157 00:06:38,295 --> 00:06:41,296 "Mama! I'm coming to you." Oh, that's serious stuff, but... 158 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:42,964 It's not, he likes it. 159 00:06:42,966 --> 00:06:45,233 It's very, uh, kinda safe and secure, 160 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:48,170 like a newborn baby, being swaddled. 161 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,105 Because trust me, I mean, you don't do it, 162 00:06:50,107 --> 00:06:52,240 and this kid before you know it, he'll be running naked 163 00:06:52,242 --> 00:06:55,210 outside into the street through your doors, and... 164 00:06:55,212 --> 00:06:56,712 I think you and I can agree 165 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:59,948 that church doesn't need a scandal like that on its hands, right? 166 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,883 I suppose it's for his own safety. 167 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:04,164 Ah, his own safety! Move your fucking leg. 168 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:05,220 Blue. 169 00:07:05,222 --> 00:07:08,023 All right there, uh, then, Mikey, we'll see you later. 170 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:10,692 Take care, buddy. I'll be back for you soon. 171 00:07:10,694 --> 00:07:13,028 [WHISPERS] Blue. 172 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:14,401 All right. 173 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:21,403 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 174 00:07:21,405 --> 00:07:22,904 How's that working out for you? 175 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,441 Prayer? 176 00:07:27,444 --> 00:07:31,380 Well, talking to things that ain't there, you know. 177 00:07:31,382 --> 00:07:33,348 Does He ever talk back? 178 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,350 Every day. 179 00:07:35,352 --> 00:07:40,722 No matter how dark it gets, He finds a way to show His light. 180 00:07:40,724 --> 00:07:43,392 ♪ ♪ 181 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:47,393 Man, I used to have one of those. 182 00:07:49,366 --> 00:07:52,234 How long will you be? 183 00:07:52,236 --> 00:07:55,670 Long enough to extract my pound of flesh. 184 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:01,710 Blue. 185 00:08:01,712 --> 00:08:04,713 [MENACING INSTRUMENTAL OF "DECK THE HALLS"] 186 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:11,720 ♪ ♪ 187 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:22,831 ♪ ♪ 188 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:31,106 [SINGS ALONG] ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 189 00:08:31,108 --> 00:08:34,342 ♪ La-la-la... ♪ 190 00:08:39,096 --> 00:08:40,115 ♪ La ♪ 191 00:08:41,092 --> 00:08:45,483 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing ♪ 192 00:08:45,486 --> 00:08:49,842 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 193 00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:54,326 ♪ Peace on earth, and mercy mild ♪ 194 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:57,720 ♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪ 195 00:08:57,722 --> 00:09:00,389 [GASPS] There's Gerry. 196 00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:05,660 - Where? - There. The beard. 197 00:09:05,663 --> 00:09:06,954 He's a wise man. 198 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:10,433 [LAUGHS] 199 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,635 Isn't he supposed to be Oriental? 200 00:09:12,637 --> 00:09:14,170 He's been rehearsing every day. 201 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:17,072 All he wants is a little attention from his father. 202 00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:18,974 - Me too. - [GRUNTS] 203 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,665 Play nice. 204 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,445 Wouldn't wanna have to blow a big hole 205 00:09:22,447 --> 00:09:23,979 in some innocent soccer mom. 206 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,449 Here he comes. 207 00:09:26,451 --> 00:09:29,051 [OMINOUS MUSIC OVERPOWERS CHILDREN'S SINGING] 208 00:09:29,053 --> 00:09:31,654 You've been a very, very bad boy this Christmas season, 209 00:09:31,656 --> 00:09:33,001 you know that? 210 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:36,959 CHILDREN: ♪ We three kings of Orient are ♪ 211 00:09:36,961 --> 00:09:40,996 ♪ Bearing gifts We traverse afar ♪ 212 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,064 Yeah. 213 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:44,633 I know all about you and shit-stain Santa 214 00:09:44,635 --> 00:09:47,024 bagging and tagging kids. 215 00:09:47,027 --> 00:09:48,971 Now, you know that kind of behavior will land you 216 00:09:48,973 --> 00:09:50,826 right at the top of the naughty list, right? 217 00:09:50,829 --> 00:09:52,708 - Shh. - Shh! 218 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:54,877 ♪ ♪ 219 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:57,780 What you obviously don't know... Because you would've already 220 00:09:57,782 --> 00:10:01,050 tried to leverage it against me... 221 00:10:01,052 --> 00:10:04,487 One of those kids is mine. 222 00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:07,490 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 223 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:09,658 Yeah, I'm gonna let that one land. 224 00:10:09,661 --> 00:10:11,493 Or maybe you're just lying. 225 00:10:11,496 --> 00:10:12,928 Maybe I'm just lying, 226 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,396 but then I'd have to be playing you. 227 00:10:14,398 --> 00:10:18,868 And I think if you look at my face, I'm not playing. 228 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,805 Nicholas. 229 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:27,076 I've seen decomposing cats that had better lives than you. 230 00:10:27,079 --> 00:10:29,845 Shh. They're very good. Very good, aren't they? 231 00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:33,215 ♪ Of Orient are bearing gifts... ♪ 232 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,485 Now, you have Hailey. 233 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:37,887 So you're gonna make a call, 234 00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:40,556 and you're gonna deliver her to me. 235 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,857 - Tonight. - Am I? 236 00:10:41,859 --> 00:10:45,094 - Shh. - Shh! 237 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:49,231 You are. Here's how it's gonna go down. 238 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:53,402 Midnight tonight, your house, 239 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:57,540 your lovely missus, and rat boy up there on stage, 240 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:59,942 will both be home when I show up. 241 00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:04,213 That's the way I know we both got family on the line. 242 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:06,382 And that way I know it's all gonna go down 243 00:11:06,384 --> 00:11:08,784 nice and clean and simple. 244 00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:10,719 ♪ ♪ 245 00:11:10,721 --> 00:11:13,055 Like ten cents for a cup of lemonade. 246 00:11:13,057 --> 00:11:14,790 - Is that right? - That is right. 247 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:18,394 So what's my ten cents? 248 00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:19,495 How's that? 249 00:11:19,497 --> 00:11:22,965 Well, the girl is the cup of lemonade, 250 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:25,801 so, what's my ten cents? 251 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:32,408 [APPLAUSE] 252 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:35,411 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 253 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:40,115 ♪ ♪ 254 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:10,346 Everything you say in here is confidential. 255 00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:12,514 The only one listening is God. 256 00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:14,583 Blue. 257 00:12:14,585 --> 00:12:17,152 As the Book of John tells us... 258 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,688 We are not to live in shame over what we once were, 259 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:22,219 but to celebrate the grace of God, 260 00:12:22,222 --> 00:12:25,094 that by the death of Jesus, regenerates us 261 00:12:25,096 --> 00:12:27,796 - and cleanses us from our... - Peccatorum. 262 00:12:27,798 --> 00:12:30,833 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 263 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:37,839 That's right. Our sins. 264 00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,943 - You know Latin? - [GROANS SOFTLY] 265 00:12:40,945 --> 00:12:43,977 And are you prepared to confess your sins? 266 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,219 Siciliam sanguis. 267 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:52,221 Tell me everything, my son. 268 00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:59,261 ♪ ♪ 269 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:11,907 ♪ ♪ 270 00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:15,010 [UPBEAT PIANO PLAYING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS"] 271 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:21,350 ♪ ♪ 272 00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:24,156 Best news ever all day. 273 00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:34,663 So it seems that somebody's father used to be a policeman. 274 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:37,066 [SLAMS DRAWER] 275 00:13:39,537 --> 00:13:42,071 Not a very good policeman. 276 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:43,906 Not a very smart one. 277 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:48,444 But a big, stinky, sweaty pig. 278 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,713 Does that ring a bell for anybody? 279 00:13:50,715 --> 00:13:51,833 No? 280 00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:53,615 Great. This is gonna be fun. 281 00:13:53,617 --> 00:13:55,584 Everybody please put your hands out on the desk. 282 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,352 Yeah. Hands out, flat. 283 00:13:57,354 --> 00:13:58,821 There we go, hands out. 284 00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:00,289 Ow. 285 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,858 Ooh, Hailey. 286 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,259 Hailey. 287 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:08,297 Whoever it is should say so. You'll get us all in trouble. 288 00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:09,932 No one likes a snitch. 289 00:14:11,736 --> 00:14:14,303 [WHISPERS] Don't ever step on my scene. 290 00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:18,040 So if Hailey steps forward right now 291 00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:20,109 she gets to go home. 292 00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:22,077 This is a limited time offer. 293 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:23,278 Hmm. 294 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,081 Do you understand? 295 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,616 Me. I'm Hailey. 296 00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:34,256 Oh. Look at you. 297 00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:36,091 You must get teased a lot. 298 00:14:36,093 --> 00:14:39,594 You look like Little Orphan Annie on mood suppressants. 299 00:14:39,597 --> 00:14:43,365 But you're not an orphan, are you? 300 00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,411 - No. - Right. 301 00:14:46,414 --> 00:14:47,770 Takes one to know one. 302 00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:51,240 So all you have to do is answer a simple question 303 00:14:51,242 --> 00:14:53,175 and you're free to go. Sound good? 304 00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:54,343 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 305 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:55,410 Excellent. 306 00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:57,346 Hailey, 307 00:14:57,348 --> 00:15:02,151 what is your father's name? 308 00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:09,124 ♪ ♪ 309 00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:18,600 Nick! My dad's name is Nick. 310 00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:20,869 Leave her alone. 311 00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:29,111 I saw it in your eyes. 312 00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:31,647 Right from the start. 313 00:15:31,649 --> 00:15:33,482 Hailey. 314 00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:36,351 I'm afraid I have some awful news. 315 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,156 Your father is dead. 316 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:39,822 [SOMBER PIANO PLAYS "SILENT NIGHT"] 317 00:15:39,824 --> 00:15:41,824 That's right. 318 00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:44,159 Nick Sax has gone off to the 319 00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:47,963 big Assholes Anonymous meeting in the sky. 320 00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:51,466 All your dreams of tickle fights and shoulder rides... 321 00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:52,501 Poof! 322 00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:55,604 ♪ ♪ 323 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,336 There's no white knight coming to save you. 324 00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,175 No happily ever after. 325 00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:02,244 This is the real world. 326 00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:05,747 The scrap yard of childish things. 327 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:09,585 ♪ ♪ 328 00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:11,887 Mmm. 329 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:18,927 ♪ ♪ 330 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:23,265 Hailey. 331 00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:24,366 [THUMPS] 332 00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:27,369 Hey, now, I know what you're thinking. 333 00:16:27,371 --> 00:16:30,072 Hailey's gone and forgotten about you. 334 00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:32,908 But what did I tell everyone in the group tonight? 335 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:36,958 Our lives are connected by a thousand invisible threads. 336 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,381 And along these sympathetic fibers, 337 00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:43,552 our actions run as causes and return to us as results. 338 00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:46,376 That means nothing in life is by chance. 339 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:48,294 Nothing is coincidence. 340 00:16:48,297 --> 00:16:49,758 Fate is real. 341 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,094 Let that thought give you some measure of comfort 342 00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:54,863 in the coming hours and days. 343 00:16:54,865 --> 00:16:57,399 I don't understand any of what you just said. 344 00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:58,997 But it did sound nice. 345 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,535 Have faith. 346 00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:04,306 I don't want to speak too soon, but once you meet my friend, 347 00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:06,308 you may have found your future. 348 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,810 Hailey is the only real friend I've ever known. 349 00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:13,215 I tried making another one, but it didn't work out so good. 350 00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:17,753 [DISTANT WHIMPERING] 351 00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:19,721 Di... did you hear that? 352 00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:21,290 Uh, no, I didn't. 353 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,347 But, you know what I do hear? 354 00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:24,349 [CAR LOCK BEEPING] 355 00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:27,396 He's home. He's home. 356 00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:29,898 For the love of God, woman, shut up! 357 00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:35,003 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 358 00:17:37,007 --> 00:17:38,440 Blue. 359 00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:43,478 ♪ ♪ 360 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,102 Blue. 361 00:17:47,184 --> 00:17:49,336 Blue. 362 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:52,821 Ascolta 363 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:57,727 la mia parola. 364 00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,818 Ascolta... 365 00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:02,505 [SOLEMN VIOLIN MUSIC] 366 00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:05,467 Blue. 367 00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:09,371 [ASSUNTA CHANTING IN THE DISTANCE] 368 00:18:09,373 --> 00:18:13,475 ♪ ♪ 369 00:18:13,477 --> 00:18:16,445 ASSUNTA: Ti amo. 370 00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,916 [PANTING] 371 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,390 - Gerry, this is Happy. - Happy? 372 00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:30,993 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse so full of fun ♪ 373 00:18:30,995 --> 00:18:33,295 You don't need to sing the song. 374 00:18:33,297 --> 00:18:35,731 Oh, I'm sorry. [CLEARS THROAT] 375 00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:37,966 Well, I'm very pleased to meet you. 376 00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,701 I've heard so many... 377 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,837 You like to play games, Happy? 378 00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:43,372 Uh, games? 379 00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:46,041 I... I know literally a bajillion games. 380 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,610 What games do you have in mind? 381 00:18:48,612 --> 00:18:53,115 - [LAUGHS MENACINGLY] - [WHIMPERS AND CRIES] 382 00:18:53,117 --> 00:18:56,418 - Where is he? - I didn't see. I didn't see. 383 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,186 [MUMBLES] 384 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:05,026 God conceals from men the happiness of death. 385 00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:06,828 [WHIMPERS] 386 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,264 What the hell does that mean? 387 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,033 I bet if he were a 12-year-old boy, 388 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:12,985 you wouldn't have lost track of him. 389 00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:20,275 What a nut job. 390 00:19:20,277 --> 00:19:24,846 Ho ho ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. 391 00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:27,582 Ho ho ho ho ho. 392 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:31,853 Ho ho ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. 393 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:34,823 Ho ho ho ho ho. 394 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:39,861 Ho ho ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. 395 00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:44,866 I thought roulette had a spinning wheel with a ball. 396 00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:47,602 This is the Russian kind. 397 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:52,140 Pick it up, point it at your head, pull the trigger. 398 00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:55,710 Uh, guns are dumb. ♪ They make people numb. ♪ 399 00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:58,713 - ♪ And you don't need a... ♪ - Pick it up! 400 00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:01,683 But why, Raspberry? I thought we were friends. 401 00:20:01,685 --> 00:20:04,152 But you had no friends, Happy. 402 00:20:04,154 --> 00:20:06,388 I thought we'd established that. 403 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,789 You've lost Hailey, haven't you? 404 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,991 - Pick it up! - What's left to lose? 405 00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:13,361 Pick it up. 406 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:14,863 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 407 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,565 Come on, Happy. 408 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:19,401 - Do it. - Pull the trigger. 409 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:20,469 Do it! 410 00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:23,305 Lame. 411 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:26,608 Give the gun to Captain Pancake. 412 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:29,177 No, please. I don't wanna die. 413 00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:31,880 Give pancake the gun. 414 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,415 Ooh, look, Gerry, 415 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,118 his hands are too wittle to hold a revolver. 416 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,886 [LAUGHS] 417 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:41,590 ♪ ♪ 418 00:20:41,592 --> 00:20:43,592 [ESCALATING SCREAM] 419 00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:45,994 [SHRIEKS] 420 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,996 Ugh. 421 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,432 No! 422 00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:51,500 Ah! 423 00:20:51,503 --> 00:20:53,735 ♪ ♪ 424 00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:55,737 - [TIRES SQUEALING] - No. 425 00:20:55,739 --> 00:21:02,344 ♪ ♪ 426 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:07,449 Mom, back. 427 00:21:07,451 --> 00:21:08,783 Brought your new pills. 428 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:13,439 It says, "Avoid taking with milk." 429 00:21:13,442 --> 00:21:16,925 Shh, shh, shh. 430 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,761 [WHISPERS] She's sleeping. 431 00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:23,698 [TENSE MUSIC] 432 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,535 I knew your father very well. 433 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,637 He was a top man. 434 00:21:28,639 --> 00:21:30,772 A reliable man. 435 00:21:30,774 --> 00:21:34,709 I used to think there was some of him in you. 436 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,879 But this girl that stands before me 437 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:41,145 would be such a bitter disappointment to him. 438 00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:44,319 Nick Sax... 439 00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:47,321 has a kid. 440 00:21:47,324 --> 00:21:50,075 You knew this, and you kept it from me. 441 00:21:51,929 --> 00:21:53,261 Until a few hours ago, 442 00:21:53,263 --> 00:21:54,908 I had no idea kids were a part 443 00:21:54,911 --> 00:21:58,733 of your ever-expanding portfolio. 444 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:05,106 If you found toenail clippings that you even thought 445 00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:08,910 may have come from Sax, you should've let me know. 446 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,179 From here on out, you'll be the first person I think of 447 00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:13,615 when it comes to child trafficking. 448 00:22:19,723 --> 00:22:22,324 You're done. 449 00:22:22,326 --> 00:22:23,925 We had a deal. 450 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,860 I deliver Sax, 451 00:22:25,862 --> 00:22:29,297 and I never have to see you again. 452 00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:32,000 On the bright side, 453 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:36,137 you get to spend Christmas with your mother. 454 00:22:36,139 --> 00:22:37,372 Enjoy. 455 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:44,079 After all, she may not have that long. 456 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,049 Shh. 457 00:22:48,051 --> 00:22:51,152 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 458 00:22:51,154 --> 00:22:54,155 ♪ ♪ 459 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:58,059 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 460 00:22:58,061 --> 00:23:00,495 ♪ ♪ 461 00:23:00,497 --> 00:23:03,531 Ah! You bleached whore. 462 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:05,715 I'll put a curse on you. 463 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,968 Pshoo. 464 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,037 Some thanks, I thought this thing was gonna attack. 465 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,805 Hey, Isa. 466 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,408 This strega of yours is tracking cat hair 467 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:14,909 all over the house. 468 00:23:14,911 --> 00:23:17,445 My fur has fur. [GUFFAWS] 469 00:23:17,447 --> 00:23:19,481 That sauce smells interesting. 470 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,083 Hey, blondie, why don't you go see if it needs something? 471 00:23:22,085 --> 00:23:25,372 Hey, bitch, I'm not gonna be trying the sauce. 472 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:28,410 Why? You don't want mommy's menstrual marinara? 473 00:23:28,413 --> 00:23:29,991 Real talk? 474 00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:32,794 It's not bad. 475 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,113 I can't take any more of this! 476 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,901 You running your fat, Botoxed cannoli holes 477 00:23:39,903 --> 00:23:41,536 like it's any other day. 478 00:23:41,538 --> 00:23:43,772 We're talking about my son. 479 00:23:43,774 --> 00:23:45,674 My angel. 480 00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:48,743 Bambino prezioso. Mio figlio. 481 00:23:48,745 --> 00:23:53,214 Can't you understand? This is not some show. 482 00:23:53,216 --> 00:23:55,116 This is reality. 483 00:23:55,118 --> 00:23:57,886 Sweetheart, you got a hundred-year-old witch 484 00:23:57,888 --> 00:24:00,055 menstruating into a red sauce 485 00:24:00,057 --> 00:24:02,424 to bring your bambino back from the dead. 486 00:24:02,426 --> 00:24:05,193 We ain't even in the same zip code as reality. 487 00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:07,262 Says the pot to the kettle. 488 00:24:07,264 --> 00:24:09,336 Like those things are real? 489 00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:11,473 Yeah, I've gotta go with the ladies on this one, Isa. 490 00:24:11,476 --> 00:24:13,435 This is starting to scream "buzzkill." 491 00:24:13,437 --> 00:24:15,337 Maybe we should move on to... 492 00:24:15,339 --> 00:24:17,172 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 493 00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:18,945 He comes. 494 00:24:19,054 --> 00:24:20,809 He comes. 495 00:24:20,811 --> 00:24:23,878 [LIVELY MUSIC] 496 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:30,885 ♪ ♪ 497 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,921 Holy shit. 498 00:24:36,693 --> 00:24:37,759 Blue. 499 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:42,664 ♪ ♪ 500 00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:45,433 Ah! 501 00:24:45,435 --> 00:24:46,968 [GLASS BREAKS] 502 00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:48,770 Told you this sauce wasn't bad. 503 00:24:48,772 --> 00:24:50,572 My boy. 504 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:53,007 ♪ ♪ 505 00:24:54,115 --> 00:24:57,184 [GARAGE DOOR SCREECHING] 506 00:25:04,942 --> 00:25:06,675 You son of a bitch. 507 00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:10,413 Yeah, things got a little, uh, upside down last time. 508 00:25:10,415 --> 00:25:11,981 A little upside down? 509 00:25:11,983 --> 00:25:13,816 Well, I think we can both agree 510 00:25:13,818 --> 00:25:16,585 that things were said and done that, uh, we both regret. 511 00:25:16,587 --> 00:25:18,921 Oh, yeah. I got regrets. 512 00:25:18,923 --> 00:25:21,056 Yeah, hey, case in point. My bad. 513 00:25:21,058 --> 00:25:23,325 Damn it, Sax. 514 00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:25,662 There is such a thing as a code. 515 00:25:25,665 --> 00:25:27,029 Ah, no, no, no. 516 00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:29,165 Now don't start with the honor among scumbags shit. 517 00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:30,599 Oh, yeah. 518 00:25:30,601 --> 00:25:34,403 I'm a scumbag. We're all scumbags. 519 00:25:34,405 --> 00:25:38,808 But honor... honor, Sax. You said it. 520 00:25:38,818 --> 00:25:40,860 Do you even know what it means? 521 00:25:42,713 --> 00:25:44,112 - I think so. - No. 522 00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:45,748 - No, you don't. - Okay. 523 00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:48,851 It's something you stand by. Something you live for. 524 00:25:48,853 --> 00:25:51,687 Other than your own stinking skin. 525 00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:53,423 My own stinking skin? 526 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,357 You mean, the skin that you were gonna hand over to Blue? 527 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,059 Hand over to Blue. You killed us. 528 00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:58,461 You killed your friends. 529 00:25:58,463 --> 00:25:59,728 Technically they're your friends. 530 00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:01,530 Ah, no, no. You cut off my finger. 531 00:26:01,532 --> 00:26:03,933 I just apologized, Le dick. 532 00:26:03,935 --> 00:26:06,702 There it is. I'm just a joke to you. 533 00:26:06,704 --> 00:26:09,338 Le dick, Le dick, hardy har har. 534 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,006 You know... 535 00:26:12,485 --> 00:26:16,053 I ain't got much, I admit that. 536 00:26:17,615 --> 00:26:21,350 But it's more than you got, which is nothing. 537 00:26:21,352 --> 00:26:23,552 And... and, no one. 538 00:26:23,554 --> 00:26:25,988 So... wait... Now you're getting personal. 539 00:26:25,990 --> 00:26:27,423 All you had to do was give me my stuff 540 00:26:27,425 --> 00:26:28,858 and none of this would've happened. 541 00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:30,571 Ah, that's right. 542 00:26:30,574 --> 00:26:32,407 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 543 00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:35,164 That's Nick Sax in a fucking ball sack. 544 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:39,423 Le Dic, here's the truth. 545 00:26:39,426 --> 00:26:41,326 I got a... 546 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:46,742 [SOFT MUSIC] 547 00:26:48,145 --> 00:26:51,981 There's a kid out there. A gir... 548 00:26:51,983 --> 00:26:54,183 She needs my help. I can help her. 549 00:26:54,185 --> 00:26:57,620 Do you understand? This is not about me. 550 00:26:57,622 --> 00:27:00,122 I can save her. 551 00:27:00,124 --> 00:27:03,359 ♪ ♪ 552 00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:05,327 I mean, maybe this is the moment that I can stand 553 00:27:05,329 --> 00:27:08,998 for something other than just my own skin. 554 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,600 I don't have to just bring chaos and destruction 555 00:27:11,602 --> 00:27:14,336 and violence wherever I touch. 556 00:27:14,338 --> 00:27:16,772 ♪ ♪ 557 00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:19,875 And all I need in order to do that 558 00:27:19,877 --> 00:27:24,079 is just an itsy bitsy smidge of C4. 559 00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:26,282 Oh. 560 00:27:26,284 --> 00:27:28,918 Good. So... 561 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,621 you honestly are pretending you're some kind of a hero? 562 00:27:32,623 --> 00:27:34,407 Seriously? 563 00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:36,251 'Cause... 564 00:27:38,262 --> 00:27:40,863 You don't save things, Sax. 565 00:27:40,872 --> 00:27:43,139 You kill things. 566 00:27:47,505 --> 00:27:48,837 I can do with the dynamite, 567 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:51,040 if that's easier on the bottom line. 568 00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:53,709 Come on, work with me here. 569 00:27:53,711 --> 00:27:56,545 Hey... hey, I could pay you. I could pay you. 570 00:27:56,547 --> 00:27:58,981 Hey, what? What's that? 571 00:27:58,983 --> 00:28:00,416 My own money. 572 00:28:00,418 --> 00:28:02,084 You made me play. 573 00:28:04,021 --> 00:28:06,255 Come on. 574 00:28:06,257 --> 00:28:08,204 Lock up on your way out. 575 00:28:11,596 --> 00:28:14,496 Merry Christmas. 576 00:28:14,498 --> 00:28:17,600 [FUNKY MUSIC] 577 00:28:17,602 --> 00:28:20,703 ♪ ♪ 578 00:28:20,705 --> 00:28:23,615 What happened to you? 579 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,907 Picked you up at one of the meetings, huh? 580 00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:26,775 Raspberry? 581 00:28:26,777 --> 00:28:28,412 He said he was my friend. 582 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,609 That's what he does. 583 00:28:29,612 --> 00:28:31,545 Preys on us at our most vulnerable. 584 00:28:31,548 --> 00:28:36,251 Promises a new life, something to fill the emptiness. 585 00:28:36,253 --> 00:28:40,368 Warm straw to sleep on. 586 00:28:40,371 --> 00:28:43,372 Get off on torture, them two... him and the boy. 587 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,094 When they're done, they pin you up here 588 00:28:45,096 --> 00:28:46,889 until they settle on killing you, 589 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:50,599 or your friend stops needing you. 590 00:28:50,601 --> 00:28:53,202 And... and you just blink away. 591 00:28:54,839 --> 00:28:56,505 [GRUNTS] No, it's no use. 592 00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:57,673 I'm a goner. 593 00:28:57,675 --> 00:28:58,974 [SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 594 00:28:58,976 --> 00:29:03,078 Like sand through an hourglass. 595 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,614 Listen, kid, if you make it out of here, 596 00:29:05,616 --> 00:29:10,185 tell Jamie Sue, Goose the Toad died thinking of her. 597 00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:12,755 - Okay. - Now, kiss me. 598 00:29:12,757 --> 00:29:17,259 ♪ ♪ 599 00:29:17,261 --> 00:29:20,129 I see lily pads. 600 00:29:20,131 --> 00:29:23,999 [GROWLING] 601 00:29:24,001 --> 00:29:25,100 Ah! 602 00:29:25,102 --> 00:29:26,368 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 603 00:29:26,370 --> 00:29:28,971 - [BARKING] - [LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY] 604 00:29:28,973 --> 00:29:31,142 - [GROANS] - Yo! 605 00:29:31,145 --> 00:29:32,975 [LAUGHS MENACINGLY] 606 00:29:32,977 --> 00:29:35,344 Ow, ow, ow! [SHRIEKS] 607 00:29:35,346 --> 00:29:39,148 Ow! [WHIMPERS] 608 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,984 [LAUGHTER] 609 00:29:44,622 --> 00:29:47,656 [PENSIVE MUSIC] 610 00:29:47,658 --> 00:29:51,060 ♪ ♪ 611 00:29:51,062 --> 00:29:53,529 I'm sorry about your dad. 612 00:29:54,998 --> 00:29:59,767 You were right. Nobody's coming to rescue us. 613 00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:01,537 Can't count on anyone but us. 614 00:30:06,343 --> 00:30:13,182 ♪ ♪ 615 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:19,488 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 616 00:30:19,490 --> 00:30:21,056 I've got a plan. 617 00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:27,296 It leads outside. And it's not locked. 618 00:30:27,298 --> 00:30:28,720 We split up. 619 00:30:28,723 --> 00:30:31,266 Once we're outside, there's no way they can catch us all. 620 00:30:31,268 --> 00:30:32,568 What a great idea. 621 00:30:32,571 --> 00:30:34,803 Then we can all end up like your dad. 622 00:30:34,805 --> 00:30:39,708 ♪ ♪ 623 00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:42,811 I know you're scared. I am too. 624 00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:45,280 But if we stay here, nothing good happens. 625 00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:48,484 The door is locked. 626 00:30:48,486 --> 00:30:50,352 Well, I guess that settles it. 627 00:30:50,354 --> 00:30:53,188 ♪ ♪ 628 00:30:55,726 --> 00:30:57,760 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 629 00:30:57,762 --> 00:30:59,161 Coming through. 630 00:31:01,031 --> 00:31:02,931 ♪ ♪ 631 00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:04,733 Follow me. 632 00:31:04,735 --> 00:31:06,535 Come on, let's go. Quick. 633 00:31:06,537 --> 00:31:09,538 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 634 00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:13,408 ♪ ♪ 635 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:16,345 - Shh. Quiet. - What? 636 00:31:16,347 --> 00:31:17,931 What is this? 637 00:31:25,956 --> 00:31:28,290 Hailey. What do we do? 638 00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:31,293 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 639 00:31:31,295 --> 00:31:34,096 ♪ ♪ 640 00:31:34,098 --> 00:31:38,700 Who told you you could leave your seats? 641 00:31:38,702 --> 00:31:41,131 Ugh, first it was Grandma duty, and now this. 642 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:44,473 Listen, I'm not allowed to kill you. 643 00:31:44,475 --> 00:31:47,609 You're gifts, okay? You've been promised. 644 00:31:47,611 --> 00:31:50,412 But that doesn't mean I can't hurt you. 645 00:31:50,414 --> 00:31:52,314 It'll be like going to the dentist. 646 00:31:52,316 --> 00:31:56,051 Only so much worse. 647 00:31:57,388 --> 00:31:58,787 [ALARM BLARING] 648 00:31:58,789 --> 00:32:00,722 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 649 00:32:00,724 --> 00:32:01,890 Run! 650 00:32:03,561 --> 00:32:04,760 Go! 651 00:32:04,762 --> 00:32:07,029 Split up. 652 00:32:07,031 --> 00:32:14,136 ♪ ♪ 653 00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:22,978 [HONKING] 654 00:32:23,881 --> 00:32:26,181 [FESTIVE TRUMPET MUSIC EMITS FROM CAR] 655 00:32:26,183 --> 00:32:28,851 ♪ ♪ 656 00:32:30,588 --> 00:32:33,155 [CONTINUES HONKING] 657 00:32:34,398 --> 00:32:35,531 Did I wake you? 658 00:32:37,494 --> 00:32:39,061 Nicholas. 659 00:32:39,063 --> 00:32:41,964 I see your better half is in residence, like we discussed. 660 00:32:41,966 --> 00:32:43,365 Where's your kid? 661 00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:44,499 Oh, he's here. 662 00:32:44,501 --> 00:32:46,468 Yeah, he is, isn't he? 663 00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:48,537 You wouldn't hesitate for a second to put your kid 664 00:32:48,539 --> 00:32:50,672 in the line of fire to get what you want, would you? 665 00:32:50,674 --> 00:32:52,107 Mm. 666 00:32:52,109 --> 00:32:54,186 Oh, Sax the high and mighty. 667 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,377 Yeah. 668 00:32:55,379 --> 00:32:56,701 Well, it doesn't quite suit you, 669 00:32:56,704 --> 00:32:59,147 so why don't we get down to business? 670 00:32:59,149 --> 00:33:01,446 Where's Hailey? 671 00:33:01,449 --> 00:33:02,915 Where's Mikey? 672 00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:09,658 In the trunk. 673 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:11,493 Gentleman, open the trunk. 674 00:33:11,495 --> 00:33:13,295 Aw! No, no, no. 675 00:33:13,297 --> 00:33:15,898 Now, Blue, I'm shocked. Stop it. 676 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,499 All right, so I'm not so shocked. 677 00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:19,668 You know, I kinda thought that we would have company, 678 00:33:19,670 --> 00:33:22,971 so I bought Mikey a whole new set of duds. 679 00:33:22,973 --> 00:33:24,524 Just for the occasion. 680 00:33:24,527 --> 00:33:26,360 Including a bomb vest. 681 00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:29,011 Anyone wanna guess what this is then? 682 00:33:29,013 --> 00:33:30,913 Anybody? It's my own design. 683 00:33:30,915 --> 00:33:32,648 You didn't know I was this handy, did you? 684 00:33:32,650 --> 00:33:34,016 No 685 00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,251 I let go of my finger, and well, 686 00:33:36,253 --> 00:33:37,782 there goes the neighborhood. 687 00:33:37,785 --> 00:33:39,351 Including your precious password, 688 00:33:39,354 --> 00:33:41,223 and if you gave two shits, your wife and kid. 689 00:33:41,225 --> 00:33:42,658 Now... 690 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,760 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 691 00:33:44,762 --> 00:33:47,162 somebody's gonna bring my daughter to me 692 00:33:47,164 --> 00:33:50,565 right the fuck now. 693 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:54,336 My hand is getting awful crampy. 694 00:33:54,338 --> 00:34:00,134 ♪ ♪ 695 00:34:00,137 --> 00:34:02,791 Mikey is not in the trunk, Nick. 696 00:34:04,747 --> 00:34:08,916 Well, I'm not sure what could possibly make you say that. 697 00:34:08,919 --> 00:34:12,387 ♪ ♪ 698 00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:15,157 Aw, fuck. 699 00:34:17,761 --> 00:34:19,861 I warned you. 700 00:34:21,432 --> 00:34:28,503 ♪ ♪ 701 00:34:29,706 --> 00:34:32,707 Ah, come on. 702 00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:35,610 [THUMPING FROM CAR] 703 00:34:35,612 --> 00:34:37,312 [GROANS] 704 00:34:42,686 --> 00:34:43,819 Okay. 705 00:34:43,821 --> 00:34:46,254 You, you, and you... kill him. 706 00:34:46,256 --> 00:34:48,824 I'm gonna go welcome my nephew back. 707 00:34:48,826 --> 00:34:52,594 No, no, no... not in front of the Homeowner's Association. 708 00:34:52,596 --> 00:34:55,163 In the garage. 709 00:34:55,165 --> 00:34:58,895 ♪ ♪ 710 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:01,528 I mean, that could have gonna a little better, right? 711 00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:03,798 - [TASER BUZZES] - [SHRIEKS] 712 00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:09,810 [MOANING] 713 00:35:09,813 --> 00:35:11,079 Ah! 714 00:35:12,406 --> 00:35:14,449 There, there, Happy. 715 00:35:14,451 --> 00:35:17,486 This is only gonna hurt a teensy bit. 716 00:35:17,488 --> 00:35:19,087 [SHRIEKS] 717 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,926 Wow. 718 00:35:24,928 --> 00:35:27,929 That taser will sure clear those sinuses out. 719 00:35:29,733 --> 00:35:31,800 You had a pretty decent run. 720 00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:33,169 More like a hobble. 721 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,369 Shut up. 722 00:35:34,371 --> 00:35:36,772 Now, look, I know you guys got a job to do. 723 00:35:36,774 --> 00:35:39,098 No, no, no, no. You take a moment, buddy. 724 00:35:39,101 --> 00:35:41,243 I mean, you only die once. 725 00:35:41,245 --> 00:35:42,444 Are you fucking kidding me? 726 00:35:42,446 --> 00:35:45,847 This is Nick Sax. 727 00:35:45,849 --> 00:35:47,182 Well, thank you. 728 00:35:48,452 --> 00:35:50,786 Just... 729 00:35:53,023 --> 00:35:55,190 Sometimes life just comes at you. 730 00:35:57,694 --> 00:35:59,728 Like a guy with a crowbar. 731 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:01,129 Ah! 732 00:36:01,131 --> 00:36:04,234 Or a truck with its high beams on. 733 00:36:04,237 --> 00:36:06,234 You turn your head, the light's in your face, 734 00:36:06,236 --> 00:36:08,870 and you say to yourself, 735 00:36:08,872 --> 00:36:10,338 "How the hell did I miss that?" 736 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:13,241 Shut up. 737 00:36:13,243 --> 00:36:14,543 Where are the tarps? 738 00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:18,613 You're gonna spend all day cleaning up your boss' garage? 739 00:36:18,615 --> 00:36:19,981 Repainting it? 740 00:36:19,983 --> 00:36:22,284 Grab some tarps, for crying out loud. 741 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,654 Where was I? 742 00:36:25,656 --> 00:36:27,889 It's just that I've been taking stock of things. 743 00:36:27,891 --> 00:36:30,158 A lot, lately. 744 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,761 It's moments like these when... 745 00:36:34,364 --> 00:36:36,164 you finally get it. 746 00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:37,599 Right when you're about to get it. 747 00:36:37,601 --> 00:36:39,835 You got it. 748 00:36:39,837 --> 00:36:41,603 Irony. 749 00:36:41,613 --> 00:36:45,115 That's what they call it... The irony of life. 750 00:36:45,909 --> 00:36:47,843 It's just... 751 00:36:47,845 --> 00:36:49,848 People try to tell you about it, but do you listen? 752 00:36:49,851 --> 00:36:51,947 No. 753 00:36:51,949 --> 00:36:54,015 And then it's too late. 754 00:36:54,017 --> 00:36:56,551 Bam! Like an axe. 755 00:36:56,553 --> 00:36:58,353 Right between the eyes. 756 00:36:58,355 --> 00:37:00,455 [STIRRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 757 00:37:00,457 --> 00:37:05,193 I've broken every oath, every promise, every code. 758 00:37:05,195 --> 00:37:06,595 I've failed... 759 00:37:06,597 --> 00:37:09,030 ♪ ♪ 760 00:37:09,032 --> 00:37:11,399 People I've never even met. 761 00:37:11,401 --> 00:37:13,869 ♪ ♪ 762 00:37:13,871 --> 00:37:16,972 I mean, hell, the only thing that still even believes in me 763 00:37:16,974 --> 00:37:20,075 is my kid's imaginary friend. 764 00:37:20,077 --> 00:37:21,743 [CHUCKLES] 765 00:37:21,745 --> 00:37:23,778 All I can tell you is I'm kneeling here 766 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:25,747 needing to take a piss and all I can think is, 767 00:37:25,749 --> 00:37:28,216 I would love to see that little blue hemorrhoid 768 00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,385 yapping and flapping right in front of me. 769 00:37:30,387 --> 00:37:32,420 Nick? Nick! I'm here. 770 00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:34,956 - Nick! - Ooh, how sweet. 771 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,459 He's talking to things that ain't there. 772 00:37:38,695 --> 00:37:41,763 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 773 00:37:41,765 --> 00:37:45,667 [GROANS] 774 00:37:47,070 --> 00:37:49,571 Argh! [GRUNTS] 775 00:37:49,573 --> 00:37:53,808 ♪ ♪ 776 00:37:53,810 --> 00:37:57,379 [ALL BARK AND WHIMPER] 777 00:37:57,381 --> 00:38:00,315 Fate is real. 778 00:38:00,317 --> 00:38:04,085 ♪ ♪ 779 00:38:04,087 --> 00:38:06,455 Now you. 780 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,368 Daddy! 781 00:38:08,916 --> 00:38:10,755 [HUMMING] 782 00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:13,873 [GASPS] Jeez. 783 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,975 Mom, what're you doing up? 784 00:38:15,977 --> 00:38:18,043 You all right? Okay. 785 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,713 Let's get you back to bed. 786 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:25,251 Your father... I need to say this or I won't get it out. 787 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,753 You're taking your meds, Ma? 788 00:38:27,755 --> 00:38:31,724 One day, some men showed up, 789 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,727 said they wanted to see the baby, 790 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,197 to... to see you. 791 00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,232 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 792 00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:42,001 They stood over the crib. 793 00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:44,436 ♪ ♪ 794 00:38:44,438 --> 00:38:48,774 I asked if they had babies. 795 00:38:48,776 --> 00:38:52,278 And one of them put his hand on you. 796 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,180 Right on your little bald head. 797 00:38:54,182 --> 00:38:56,115 ♪ ♪ 798 00:38:56,117 --> 00:38:58,099 "No, 799 00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:01,287 I haven't been blessed." 800 00:39:01,289 --> 00:39:03,427 And then he said if 801 00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:06,765 Daddy didn't play along, 802 00:39:06,768 --> 00:39:08,894 I would know what it was like. 803 00:39:08,896 --> 00:39:13,399 ♪ ♪ 804 00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:16,135 Not to be blessed. 805 00:39:16,137 --> 00:39:20,739 ♪ ♪ 806 00:39:20,741 --> 00:39:22,838 When your Dad found out, he was furious. 807 00:39:22,841 --> 00:39:23,809 He... 808 00:39:23,811 --> 00:39:26,545 [STAMMERING] He wanted to take us away 809 00:39:26,547 --> 00:39:28,814 to somewhere they wouldn't find us. 810 00:39:28,816 --> 00:39:30,583 We argued in the driveway. 811 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:36,288 And then he drove off to turn in his badge and his gun. 812 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:39,625 That's the last time I saw him alive. 813 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,961 ♪ ♪ 814 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:45,097 - Mom. - Mm. 815 00:39:45,099 --> 00:39:48,000 Oh, God, I'm thirsty. 816 00:39:52,716 --> 00:39:55,541 Meredith... [SIGHS] 817 00:39:56,944 --> 00:39:59,645 it's time to stop protecting me. 818 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,842 Ma, I've made some bad calls in my time, 819 00:40:04,852 --> 00:40:08,387 but choosing to protect you wasn't one of them. 820 00:40:08,389 --> 00:40:10,456 Mm. 821 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:13,792 Maybe so, 822 00:40:13,794 --> 00:40:17,763 but now it's time for me to protect you. 823 00:40:17,765 --> 00:40:18,831 Okay? 824 00:40:21,969 --> 00:40:23,369 Okay. 825 00:40:31,078 --> 00:40:35,881 Those men that came to threaten you in your crib... 826 00:40:35,883 --> 00:40:38,717 One was that man tonight. 827 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,953 Blue? 828 00:40:40,955 --> 00:40:42,855 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 829 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,224 The man tonight? 830 00:40:45,226 --> 00:40:47,893 ♪ ♪ 831 00:40:47,895 --> 00:40:50,462 Ma? 832 00:40:50,464 --> 00:40:53,032 Oh, my God. 833 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:56,135 - [GLASS SMASHING] - Mom? 834 00:40:56,137 --> 00:40:57,670 Mom. 835 00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:59,571 Ma. Mom. 836 00:40:59,573 --> 00:41:01,573 Come on, Ma. 837 00:41:01,575 --> 00:41:03,015 All right, boys. 838 00:41:03,018 --> 00:41:04,348 Off with the safeties. 839 00:41:04,351 --> 00:41:05,911 Shut up. 840 00:41:05,913 --> 00:41:09,559 Hey, Sax, Sax, uh, you mind if I... you know. 841 00:41:09,562 --> 00:41:11,129 Commemorate the moment? 842 00:41:11,132 --> 00:41:12,490 Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're a living legend. 843 00:41:12,492 --> 00:41:13,652 Well, not for long. 844 00:41:13,654 --> 00:41:14,620 But, uh... come on, you know what I mean. 845 00:41:14,622 --> 00:41:15,921 Yeah, go ahead. Knock yourself out. 846 00:41:15,923 --> 00:41:17,089 Okay, great. 847 00:41:17,091 --> 00:41:20,159 Give me the gun. Give me the gun. 848 00:41:20,161 --> 00:41:22,928 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 849 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:24,997 All right. Here we go. 850 00:41:24,999 --> 00:41:28,100 ♪ ♪ 851 00:41:28,102 --> 00:41:31,203 - Three, two... - Daddy! 852 00:41:31,205 --> 00:41:33,072 - [SCREAMS] - Gerry! 853 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,406 [SHRIEKS] 854 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:36,664 - Happy. - Nick. 855 00:41:38,679 --> 00:41:41,714 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 856 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:48,554 ♪ ♪ 857 00:41:48,556 --> 00:41:50,823 [CHAINSAW BUZZING] 858 00:41:53,227 --> 00:41:55,094 [SCREAMS] 859 00:41:55,096 --> 00:42:02,134 ♪ ♪ 860 00:42:06,874 --> 00:42:09,308 Oh, Hap, what happened to you? 861 00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:12,109 [SLOWLY] I'm cold, Nick. 862 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:14,625 What'd you do to him, you monster? 863 00:42:17,734 --> 00:42:21,787 Now, you listen to me, you little blue jackass, 864 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,957 the Sax family crest is two lions holding a banner reading, 865 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,760 "Death before intimacy." 866 00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,229 What I'm about to say is very difficult 867 00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:31,797 and I'm only gonna say it once. 868 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:34,833 [SOFT MUSIC] 869 00:42:36,350 --> 00:42:39,514 I believe in you. 870 00:42:39,517 --> 00:42:42,203 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 871 00:42:42,445 --> 00:42:43,929 _ 872 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,479 What I'm saying is 873 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:49,448 if you're alive, that means Hailey's alive. 874 00:42:49,450 --> 00:42:52,985 So you get your imaginary shit together, 875 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,654 'cause you and me, we've got a job to finish. 876 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,657 [RICHARD HELL'S "BLANK GENERATION" PLAYS] 877 00:42:58,674 --> 00:43:05,681 ♪ ♪ 878 00:43:06,534 --> 00:43:11,479 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 59658

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