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I grew up with a dad who was blind.
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You need to hear the whole story.
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Whoa, dad, what are you doing?
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Oh, hey, buddy.
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Oh, I wish you would've
come ten minutes later.
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I wanted to surprise you.
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By being dead on the floor?
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No, with a big-screen TV for you,
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and surround sound for me.
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You know they have guys who can do this.
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Yep, you're looking at one.
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Now we just gotta head up to
the roof and install the dish.
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Roof?
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That's right, roof.
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Hey. That's dangerous, buddy.
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Safety first.
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- Whoa! Oh!
- Dad!
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I'm good.
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And that's how we got TV.
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My dad never let the fact that he was blind
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keep him from doing things
a sighted guy could do,
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including getting in trouble with a woman.
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- Hey.
- Me?
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- What is your problem?
- Depends on who you ask.
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Last night when you were on the roof,
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I saw you looking in the skylight
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in my bathroom. You
care to explain yourself?
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How about if instead I
introduce you to Elvis,
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my guide dog?
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Wow.
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I wish I could see your face.
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And I wish I could go back in time.
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Both would take miracles.
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I assure you I am not a peeping Tom.
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I am in fact a peep-less Mel.
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Fisher, of course.
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Guide Dog Foundation,
member of the California bar.
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So peeping... bad, stalking... good?
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No, I keep getting your mail by mistake.
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I'm Allison.
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I'm gonna go and get
it. I'll be right back.
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I'll wait here and be right here.
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Careful, don't hit the curb.
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- Okay, I know.
- Slow down.
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Stop. We're here.
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Perfect. I'm driving home.
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My sister Katie was learning to drive,
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and we were all paying the price.
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- Hey, dad.
- Whoa.
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Don't sneak up on a guy like that.
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What, did you jump out of
the car before it stopped?
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I had to get out of there.
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I think she's getting worse.
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Which one?
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Both.
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See you on Sunday for dinner, dad.
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Okay, love you.
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You would not believe the domino effect
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bringing someone else
their mail would cause.
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- Huh.
- What?
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Nothing.
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Now mom did have a habit
of misinterpreting gestures.
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I think he's waving at me.
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Hey, Anthony.
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Please scan your first item.
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Please scan your first item.
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Please scan your first item.
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That's what I'm doing, woman.
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Please scan your first item.
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This is not faster at all.
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Allow me.
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Wow, you're smooth.
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Eight years here.
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You learn a thing or two.
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Like an attractive woman
buying nine lean cuisines...
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not that she needs them...
is probably divorced.
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- Separated.
- I'm Gary.
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I know... I saw your name tag.
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My... my name tag would say "Joyce"
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'cause my name is Joyce.
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Well, Joyce, technically
this is against store policy,
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but I'm the manager until Josh gets back.
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Wanna have dinner with me Saturday?
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Wow.
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You've really upped your customer service.
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You could get, like, employee of the month
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because I really needed this today.
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There's this weird flirty thing
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between my ex-husband and this wo...
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you know what? We'll keep it about us.
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- Great.
- Okay.
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- So that's a yes?
- That's a no.
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But thank you so much.
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That was so nice, I feel so great.
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- No, thank you.
- Ouch.
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Lost to a lean cuisine.
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Did you see that?
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I just got asked out!
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It's too soon to be dating, right?
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Yeah, maybe wait till you've
been separated a full month.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Well, I don't know.
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I saw dad flirting with someone today.
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I mean, if he's doing it,
maybe it's not too soon.
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Maybe he's got the right idea.
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Maybe I should get myself out there.
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I mean... tick-tock... not
getting any younger, Joyce.
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- Am I right?
- Well...
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I am right, 'cause you know what?
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There is no right time.
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If I waited for the
right time to do things,
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I never would have had you.
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That came out wrong.
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And you came out wrong. You were a breach.
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I'm doing it! Hey, Gar!
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We're a go for Saturday night.
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Shall we say 7:00?
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It's not too soon, right?
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Henry, let's go!
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- Right here, dad.
- Holy Moses!
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You're like a prius.
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I'll get you a bell.
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I loved spending time
at my dad's apartment.
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There was a roof deck, a ping-pong table,
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but the greatest amenity...
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Was Jenny.
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S'up?
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Laundry day.
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We're gonna crush it.
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I, uh, think you dropped your underpants.
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How'd that go?
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Okay, so then, he just asked.
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I know! Unbelievable!
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Like, right in the
middle of the supermarket.
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- I was...
- Hey!
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Are you telling the girls
about what happened yesterday
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with me and Gary?
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I was actually just talking
about me and Anthony.
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Oh, he asked you out?
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That's awesome!
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How great is that?
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Speaker.
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Is not what we're doing.
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That's it.
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It's over.
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I'm just gonna spend the
rest of my life alone.
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- Henry, you're 11.
- Right.
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So, unlike you,
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rest of my life is actually a long time.
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Dude.
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d The way you walk... d
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It's like everyone in this family's
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got more game than me.
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d And did you know d
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d the way d
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Anyway, Katie's going to the carnival
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with that Anthony guy.
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Even mom's got a date.
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Mom's got a date?
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Laundry's done!
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You know what? That's fine.
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Mom's ready to go on a date?
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I think that's great.
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So, hey, carnival is in town, right?
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Why don't you ask this girl to that?
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I would if I could. But what would I say?
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You can use anything as a
conversation starter, Henry.
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You know, you just play to your strengths.
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- It's over here.
- What are you doing?
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With dad, there was always this fine line,
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between when you could help
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and when he needed to fail on his...
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do you need help?
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Thing is, I do, I really do.
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Right next to it.
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And then there's one last one.
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- It's Allison, right?
- Yes.
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And by the way, I am in 308.
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If you need anything.
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Thank you, that's good to know.
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And that's how it's done.
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Dad wasn't helpless.
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He was blind Fonzie.
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Come on, we live in a bachelor pad.
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Let's be bachelors.
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Truth be told, I was really waiting
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more as a courtesy to your mom.
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But now that she's going on a date,
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I guess we're cleared for take off.
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- So you ask out hallway girl.
- Jenny.
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And I'll ask out Allison.
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- Okay.
- Right?
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I'll never forget that day.
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We walked down that hallway with swagger.
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And a guide dog.
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Nothing could stop us.
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Dad, this is Jenny's apartment.
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Oh, I thought it was Allison's.
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Isn't this 308?
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Correction, something could stop us.
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- Oh, no!
- What?
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Laundry woman is hallway girl's mother.
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Abort. Abort.
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- Coming!
- Move, dog, move!
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It's not so bad.
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So father and son want to
date mother and daughter.
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Wow. Now that I say that
out loud, it is super creepy.
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One of us needs to back
off and be the bigger man.
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Okay, little man,.
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Go ahead.
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Present your case.
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The man is never not a lawyer.
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Jenny is the girl of my dreams.
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Wow. Strong opening.
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And I think it's fair to say
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I go above and beyond as a son.
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Technically, you were my first guide dog.
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Exactly. Therefore, I call dibs on 308.
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Ah, the dibs defense.
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I did not see that coming.
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All right, when does this carnival pack up?
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- Sunday.
- Okay.
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You have until then to ask your girl out.
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Should you fail to do so for any reason:
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Illness, natural disaster,
severe case of the 'fraidy cats,
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I will reenter the game.
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And if you think I was
impressive in the laundry room,
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wait till you see me above ground.
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So it was on.
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I had two days to get Jenny's attention.
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d Jenny Jenny Jenny girl d
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d come with me to
the tilt-a-whirl d
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d please come with me to the carnival d
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And when it came to girls,
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I could always count on
my best friend Runyen.
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Let me give you my first note.
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That is awful.
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Katie? Kitty cat?
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Where's Katie?
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She and Anthony left for the carnival.
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She left without telling me?
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She was supposed to help
me decide what to wear.
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And what to say.
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And how to be.
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You look nice, Joyce.
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What do you have, a job interview?
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Oh, God!
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Oh, it's the blazer.
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It was a stupid idea.
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I just thought without it,
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you would be able to see the panty lines.
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- Henry, sweetie.
- No.
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- Can you see my pan...
- Please, I'm begging you...
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Oh, it's been 17 years
since I've been on a date.
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Yeah, but that was with a blind guy.
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Right?
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It's been like two decades since
anyone's ever seen me naked.
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I mean, not that sex is even on the table.
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Is it on the table?
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Isn't it supposed to be on the bed?
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You're making it worse.
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Okay, that'll be 12.80.
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I don't think so.
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I counted the clicks on the meter.
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30c a click, 15 clicks,
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plus the base fare: I believe that is 7.35.
267
00:09:52,786 --> 00:09:54,086
I'm tipping you so that
when you tell the story
268
00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:58,140
about the blind bastard, you
can't say he was also cheap.
269
00:09:58,175 --> 00:10:01,243
Drive safely!
270
00:10:01,277 --> 00:10:02,294
Forward.
271
00:10:02,345 --> 00:10:03,946
Hello, Mel.
272
00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,948
Hello to you.
273
00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,817
- Who's this?
- Oh, it's Allison.
274
00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:10,586
- How are you?
- Impressed!
275
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,821
I just had front-row
seats to the Mel show.
276
00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,056
You know, I would watch that again
277
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,174
maybe over dinner.
278
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:18,411
Wow, that's... forward.
279
00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:20,079
Oh! Not you boy.
280
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,897
Oh, you know, I shouldn't have asked.
281
00:10:21,932 --> 00:10:25,267
No, I'm... I'm very glad you did.
282
00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:26,485
Except he had 37 hours left
283
00:10:26,536 --> 00:10:28,437
on that stupid deal he made with his son.
284
00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:29,805
Do you have plans tonight?
285
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,724
I don't. How about Monday?
286
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,626
Mel, if you don't want to
go out with me, it's fine.
287
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,710
I really do.
288
00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:36,594
It's... it's just... Come on.
289
00:10:36,628 --> 00:10:39,747
Are you gonna go out
with me tonight or not?
290
00:10:39,781 --> 00:10:42,416
I am.
291
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,451
Great, great.
292
00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:47,421
Great.
293
00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:53,677
Oh, man!
294
00:10:53,728 --> 00:10:56,247
Jenny, wait!
295
00:10:56,298 --> 00:10:58,566
- It's me.
- Oh, yeah.
296
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,601
- Hey, green underwear.
- Classic.
297
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,253
I mean, I'm wearing stripes now.
298
00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:04,137
I have lots of underwear.
299
00:11:04,155 --> 00:11:05,239
Not important.
300
00:11:05,257 --> 00:11:07,174
Oh! Here's an idea.
301
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,677
Do you wanna go to the
carnival with me tonight?
302
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,011
Oh, no thanks.
303
00:11:11,029 --> 00:11:12,763
See ya.
304
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:16,700
Dude, she is hot.
305
00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:18,552
I mean, even when she's rejecting you,
306
00:11:18,587 --> 00:11:21,455
she is hot!
307
00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:26,911
Henry?
308
00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:28,195
Yeah?
309
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,864
Listen, something just happened
310
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,666
and, uh, I feel terrible about it.
311
00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:35,069
Really? Well let me make you feel better.
312
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,872
I just asked the girl of
my dreams to the carnival,
313
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,456
and she totally shot me down.
314
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,458
It was like a punch in my heart.
315
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,442
Was your day as bad as that?
316
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,645
It just got a whole lot worse.
317
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,631
Uh, but listen I...
318
00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:49,700
I have to tell ya.
319
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,235
I just ran into Allison.
320
00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:54,822
And an opportunity presented itself,
321
00:11:54,856 --> 00:11:57,174
and... I went for it.
322
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,225
You did?
323
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,293
I know I shouldn't have.
324
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,661
Sure you should have.
325
00:12:00,695 --> 00:12:04,031
You knew it was never gonna
happen with me and Jenny.
326
00:12:04,065 --> 00:12:06,467
Thing is...
327
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:07,801
she shot me down.
328
00:12:07,836 --> 00:12:09,319
She did?
329
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,355
Sometimes a little lie does a lot of good.
330
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:12,856
Big time.
331
00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:14,108
What is it with the girls in that family?
332
00:12:14,142 --> 00:12:15,893
I know, right? But, you know what?
333
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,027
We're not gonna let it bring us down.
334
00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:18,946
You and I are going to that carnival
335
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,014
and we are gonna have a great time.
336
00:12:20,048 --> 00:12:21,248
- Right now?
- Right now.
337
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,849
Go get ready.
338
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:26,086
If it's fried or comes on a
stick, we're eating it tonight.
339
00:12:28,723 --> 00:12:29,823
Hey.
340
00:12:29,858 --> 00:12:31,191
Two hours early.
341
00:12:31,226 --> 00:12:33,794
I... I guess that's
better than not showing up.
342
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:36,930
Actually, I'm two hours early
because I'm not showing up.
343
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,565
You're canceling on me?
344
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,050
Wait.
345
00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:42,586
Oh, God, I thought you
were gonna slam the door.
346
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,871
Oh, I am.
347
00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:45,005
Right now.
348
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,357
I really got off on the...
349
00:12:54,432 --> 00:12:57,684
- So...
- Yeah.
350
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,355
Mom was discovering re-entry
into the dating world
351
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,023
can be a bit bumpy.
352
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,742
Where do you work?
353
00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:07,111
I work at the supermarket.
354
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,445
Where we met.
355
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,497
Right.
356
00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,833
Having run out of things to talk about,
357
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,451
half a mile into their date,
358
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,919
mom needed a new plan.
359
00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:21,925
Oh-ho-ho!
You're on fire!
360
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,260
Katie!
361
00:13:23,294 --> 00:13:24,294
Mom?
362
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,412
Mrs. Fisher?
363
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,181
Hi, you remember Gary.
364
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:28,432
Uh, hello.
365
00:13:28,466 --> 00:13:31,185
Double date!
366
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,411
You are crashing our date?
367
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,833
I can't do this, all right?
368
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:38,934
I don't know what to say.
369
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,202
I don't know how to be.
370
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,853
It's been too long since
I've been on a date.
371
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,271
I really need you to be our buffer.
372
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,608
I just think that... is that my sweater?
373
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:49,878
Runyen said it made my ladies go "blaow"!
374
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:51,127
You wanna do what?
375
00:13:51,145 --> 00:13:52,162
It's fine.
376
00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:53,196
The boy'll line me up.
377
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:54,281
I just need you to hold my guide dog.
378
00:13:57,635 --> 00:13:58,852
All right.
379
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:00,787
The only worse idea:
380
00:14:00,838 --> 00:14:02,723
Going on a double date with your daughter.
381
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:05,542
Then oh, God, Katie! You must have been 11.
382
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:07,761
No, she was 12, 'cause that's
when she got her training bra.
383
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:12,816
She threw up all over me and
everyone on the gravitron.
384
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,985
I'm sorry, what was your question again?
385
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,104
I don't remember.
386
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,107
- Bull's-eye!
- Yeah, it is.
387
00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:21,959
Now I've seen everything.
388
00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,844
Uh, no offense.
389
00:14:23,878 --> 00:14:25,212
To the left.
390
00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:26,246
It's all you, Sheriff.
391
00:14:27,398 --> 00:14:29,366
Whoo!
392
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,367
Oh, no.
393
00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:31,501
What, did I hit the carny?
394
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,654
No, it's Jenny and her mom.
395
00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:35,255
Okay, be very, very still.
396
00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:36,423
Maybe they won't notice us.
397
00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:37,741
Mel.
398
00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:39,793
Allison, hi.
399
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:42,696
Henry, will you give us a minute, please?
400
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:49,853
Hey, I thought you didn't
want to go to the carnival.
401
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:53,023
No, it's just I was already
going with my friend.
402
00:14:53,057 --> 00:14:54,825
Is this the boy from your building?
403
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:55,942
Yeah.
404
00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:57,944
They were talking about me.
405
00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:03,283
No, they were talking about me.
406
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:06,520
For so many reasons, I'm sorry
about what happened earlier.
407
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,389
And that last move, I'm just
gonna blame on blindness.
408
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,641
You kinda let your hand linger.
409
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:13,510
Well, I'm blind, not stupid.
410
00:15:15,496 --> 00:15:17,014
I really do have to apologize.
411
00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:18,699
No, you don't.
412
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,817
I'm looking at my daughter and your son.
413
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,552
Awkward.
414
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:25,839
And I think I know the reason
you needed to cancel earlier.
415
00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:27,941
And why you should probably go right now.
416
00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:29,626
Oh, uh, poor kid.
417
00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:30,911
I'm on it.
418
00:15:30,945 --> 00:15:32,079
I... I do wanna take you to dinner though,
419
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,331
if you're still up for that.
420
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:35,949
All right, you know where I live.
421
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,318
Oh, and, by the way,
422
00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:40,537
Now we're even.
423
00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:42,889
Girls.
424
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,507
Should we just call it?
425
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:45,642
I need to go home.
426
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,010
What? No.
427
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:48,512
Come on, man.
428
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:51,064
Remember we said we're not
gonna let them bring us down.
429
00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:54,884
Besides, I paid for ten
shots, I'm taking ten shots.
430
00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:56,970
Henry, come on, how
are you not loving this?
431
00:15:57,004 --> 00:15:58,221
Sorry.
432
00:15:58,255 --> 00:15:59,956
Maybe you can get rejected
and not feel anything,
433
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,091
but I can't.
434
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,276
I'm glad it's all so easy for you.
435
00:16:03,311 --> 00:16:04,828
You're good.
436
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:06,763
Henry, not everything's easy for me.
437
00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:12,135
Buddy, listen.
438
00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:16,323
When you told me that
mom was going on a date,
439
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:17,791
I was hurt.
440
00:16:17,825 --> 00:16:19,476
I mean, don't get me
wrong, I'm happy for her.
441
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:22,946
I just... I didn't think she'd be...
442
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,064
Ready so soon.
443
00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:28,218
So, believe me, I... I feel things.
444
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:31,571
Bull's-eye.
445
00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,473
All right, sheriff, one shot left.
446
00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:35,358
Okay, man.
447
00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:36,626
You know what?
448
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,462
Let me try this one by myself.
449
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:40,413
- I got this.
- Okay.
450
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:41,848
Okay, you're done.
451
00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:43,100
Here's your dog, dude. Thank you.
452
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,251
Yeah, thank you.
453
00:16:44,285 --> 00:16:46,086
You should've seen his face.
454
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:47,904
Yeah, that was the best.
What should we shoot next?
455
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:49,322
You gotta be kidding me?
456
00:16:49,357 --> 00:16:50,907
What is it? Is it a girl?
457
00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:52,208
How many crushes do you have?
458
00:16:52,226 --> 00:16:54,844
Nah, it's this really cool ride.
459
00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:56,946
I didn't think they'd have it, but they do.
460
00:16:56,964 --> 00:16:58,081
You're gonna love it.
461
00:16:58,116 --> 00:16:59,199
It's not scary, is it?
462
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:00,967
No.
463
00:17:01,002 --> 00:17:02,102
It's like a ferris wheel.
464
00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:03,236
Okay, riders!
465
00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:04,955
Hands up.
466
00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:05,956
Hands up?
467
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,858
Why would we need to...
468
00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:09,392
Then I went from being someone's daughter
469
00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,828
to being someone's wife
to being someone's mother.
470
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:16,399
It's just like, where did Joyce
go in all of that, you know?
471
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,635
- Yeah. Joyce?
- Hmm?
472
00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,053
Walk with me for a second.
473
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:21,655
Hey, what is happening!
474
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,540
Something is wrong with this Ferris wheel!
475
00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:25,175
Ow! What was that?
476
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:26,393
I think it's a dime!
477
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:27,861
Ow! Nickel!
478
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:30,046
This ride is malfunct...
479
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:32,966
Help below! I am a blind attorney!
480
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,134
Stop this ride!
481
00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:36,703
Joyce, you're very nice.
482
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,638
I love your enthusiasm
483
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:42,092
and your... height.
484
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:45,629
But you're a bit of a mess.
485
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:47,447
What?
486
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:50,133
If I were at work, I'd say,
"clean up on aisle Joyce!"
487
00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:53,987
Anyway,
488
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,976
I think we should just call it a night.
489
00:18:00,494 --> 00:18:02,495
Hey, stop this ride!
490
00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,531
My son is very scared.
491
00:18:08,825 --> 00:18:10,793
Whoa. Where did Gary-bear go?
492
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,885
To find us a bicycle built for four?
493
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,720
You're not going to believe this.
494
00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:17,172
Wait, did he leave-leave?
495
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:18,473
Mom, are you okay?
496
00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:20,859
- Yeah, Gary...
- Hey.
497
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,895
Oh, hi.
498
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,464
Um...
499
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:27,332
He wants us to do the photo booth.
500
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,134
Just the two of us.
501
00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:30,686
Something about "capturing this night."
502
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,404
And he went to go get quarters.
503
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:35,808
It's okay if we kinda split off
and just go our separate ways?
504
00:18:35,842 --> 00:18:37,592
Okay.
505
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,927
But I wanna hear about it after.
506
00:18:38,962 --> 00:18:41,463
Believe me, you will.
507
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:43,015
Just because dad was done with rides,
508
00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:43,899
didn't mean I was.
509
00:18:46,886 --> 00:18:48,720
Mel?
510
00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:50,806
Joyce? What are you doing here?
511
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,274
I had a meeting.
512
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:53,959
- Okay.
- Carnival meeting.
513
00:18:53,993 --> 00:18:55,094
Okay.
514
00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:56,578
I really don't want to talk about it.
515
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,113
Clean up on aisle Mel.
516
00:18:58,148 --> 00:19:00,466
What?
517
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,718
I thought it was important
for me to get out there again,
518
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,586
so I went on a date.
519
00:19:05,872 --> 00:19:07,940
- Yeah, a date.
- Hmm.
520
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,291
And since you're bringing it up,
521
00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:10,676
I'm not bringing it up.
522
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:11,643
It's just I haven't had
to look good for someone
523
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:13,295
for a really long time, you know.
524
00:19:13,313 --> 00:19:15,330
And, like, my body's changed a little.
525
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,566
Like, some of my body parts are
just lower than they used to be.
526
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,902
And that got me in my head
about everything and...
527
00:19:19,936 --> 00:19:23,238
can't believe I'm talking
about this with my ex-husband.
528
00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:24,590
Well, who are you supposed
to talk about it with?
529
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,591
The kids?
530
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,292
According to Katie, I am not.
531
00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:29,695
I feel like I'm so much
more helpful to her with boys
532
00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:31,379
than she is with me.
533
00:19:31,397 --> 00:19:33,916
Wow, I'm gonna go see what Henry's up to.
534
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,818
Are you thinking about dating?
535
00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:37,953
Absolutely not.
536
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:40,322
Sometimes a lie can be a good thing...
537
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,556
Joyce.
538
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:43,992
Even though I can't see,
539
00:19:44,027 --> 00:19:46,028
believe me when I tell you
540
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,679
you're beautiful.
541
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:49,882
But honesty is the best policy.
542
00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:53,886
Thanks, Mel.
543
00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:57,573
You won!
544
00:19:57,607 --> 00:19:59,107
- Uh-oh.
- What?
545
00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:01,109
That's Katie and her date,
and she cannot see me alone
546
00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:02,945
or with you.
547
00:20:02,979 --> 00:20:04,279
- Quick, quick, quick, quick.
- Where are we going?
548
00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:05,831
Something called "hell-nado."
549
00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:08,534
Long as it's not that crazy ferris wheel.
550
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:10,202
Oh, God.
551
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,787
Check for loose change!
552
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:16,875
So I know it started out rough,
553
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:20,963
but how was your night?
554
00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:22,464
She smiled at me.
555
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:24,132
Pretty great.
556
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,267
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
557
00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:26,718
I thought of a subtle way
558
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:29,788
for you to let that Jenny girl
know how much you like her.
559
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,719
Sometimes having a blind dad sucks.
560
00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:44,719
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