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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:05,701 www.titlovi.com 2 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:09,835 Good morning, sir. 3 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,170 Welcome to williamsburg savings bank. 4 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,372 Let me just grab a pager for you here 5 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,774 and we'll get you to sit with a banking professional 6 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,243 as soon as one becomes available. 7 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,545 What happens with this? 8 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,946 Oh, it's going to light up and vibrate. 9 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,448 The red lights spin around in a circle. 10 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,782 You won't be able to miss it. 11 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,251 Where do I wait? 12 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,786 The guest lounge. 13 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,207 We're ready for you now. 14 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,520 I'm seeing an overdrawn balance 15 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,088 in your daily checking. 16 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,657 Seems like your direct deposits haven't been 17 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,827 received in a few months. From-- 18 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,229 wechsler steel. 19 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,097 Yeah, I've been phoning them for weeks. 20 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:14,133 I couldn't get a straight answer. 21 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:18,170 And how about this, uh, foreclosure notice? 22 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:22,374 Ah. The yellow one. So you must be in default. 23 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,978 My mortgage payment tripled. Overnight. 24 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,883 You were on our teaser rate promo, 25 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,118 which expired back in January. 26 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,220 That's why it's called a teaser rate. 27 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:37,990 Right? It doesn't last. Make sense? 28 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,125 And the new rate is quite a bit higher, 29 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:43,295 so the monthly mortgage payment jumped up. 30 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,298 Now, we are required to disclose that possibility 31 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,333 at the time of the refi. 32 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,736 You did. I did what? 33 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,105 You sold me this crap. 34 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:56,508 Joe Harding. 35 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,243 No. I know the name. 36 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:01,914 Let me just look at my notes here. 37 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,885 Terms disclosed. 38 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,388 I personally disclosed 39 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,991 the possibility of a rate hike during your refi. 40 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,093 Do you remember that? 41 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,428 You told me 42 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,965 that the odds on the rate going past the prime rate 43 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,900 were extraordinary. 44 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,669 But possible. 45 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:26,905 But you sold me "extraordinary." 46 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,875 But the "possible" was disclosed. 47 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,510 Listen, Chuck. 48 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,012 My granddaughter and my daughter, they live with me. 49 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,614 She is a nurse's aide, you know, 50 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,015 low pay and all that. 51 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,518 She wanted her kid to go to a better school, 52 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,919 so they moved in with me. 53 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,855 Lots of people doing that. Yeah. So you see, 54 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,791 I can't lose my house. 55 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,759 Not to worry. 56 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,695 You're on the yellow notice. 57 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:53,799 The red one is more weighty. 58 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,567 Can I talk with someone else? 59 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,269 Who? Someone smarter? 60 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,675 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your attention. 61 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,277 We've come to make a withdrawal. 62 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,753 Aside from the tellers, 63 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,556 we invite you to lie down on the floor, face up 64 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:21,360 and hold your arms and legs in the air like a pussycat. 65 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,030 Everybody down! 66 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:32,738 Tellers, 67 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,473 please do not be foolish enough 68 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,974 to trigger the silent alarm. 69 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,077 The last people we want here would be the police. 70 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,712 That would be messy, no? 71 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,481 Put 'em up. 72 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:45,183 Why this? Oh, my god. Why here? What did I do? 73 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,318 Hey! 74 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,953 I follow the book. Just follow procedure. 75 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,121 Just stay calm. Stay calm. 76 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,989 Follow procedure. Hey! 77 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,524 You're going to get yourself shot! 78 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,827 Gentlemen, it's best to remain silent. 79 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,062 I'm cramping. 80 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,164 Relax, please. You can sit up. 81 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:02,668 Ah. Hey, no! Not you! Pussycat! 82 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,936 Keep stuffing it in there. Let's go. Come on. 83 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,204 You can have this. 84 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,946 I'm sorry you're a casualty of a corrupt system 85 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,982 that no longer serves the people. 86 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,251 Yeah. I've been banking here for 40 years. 87 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:22,287 You're just an account number. 88 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,656 It's not much, but it's all yours. 89 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,858 No, my friend. Not from you. 90 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:33,065 It is a culture's duty to take care of its elderly. 91 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:35,167 Chuck here couldn't give a crap. 92 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:36,868 Chuck. 93 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,971 Are you Chuck? Yes. 94 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,107 I'm Chuck. I'm Chuck. 95 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,876 Are you the one taking this man's house? 96 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,778 I'm not, personally-- give me your wallet. 97 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,447 Okay. Look, I got... I have... 98 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,249 I have plenty of stuff here, okay? Cash. 99 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,052 There's a gym membership. Take it. I never go. 100 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,921 Fifteen seconds. 101 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,256 Pussycat! Meow. 102 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,458 Shut up! 103 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,966 I'm happy to say, our time together has ended. 104 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:11,002 Please do not call the police for 90 seconds. 105 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,905 A shoot-out never has a happy ending. 106 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:22,347 Oh. They make a pill for that. 107 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,103 That looks like a gang tattoo to me. 108 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,205 Very detailed. 109 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,841 I imagine the artist did them all. 110 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,677 So, if you find the tattoo parlor, 111 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:53,979 then you'll find the artist, 112 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,081 and you've got yourself a bank robber. 113 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,983 Sounds pretty standard to me. 114 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,352 Right. Well, thanks a lot, old-timer. 115 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:03,121 You know, we're going to get you an application. 116 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,257 Hey, listen. I've watched this TV show 117 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,392 called law & order, 118 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,495 and they solve crimes much quicker than you do. 119 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,997 You should tune in. 120 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,300 Well, you know, in the real world, 121 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,269 solving crimes takes a little longer 122 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,404 than a one-hour television show. 123 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:23,041 Well, I guess this wraps it up for us, Mr. Harding. 124 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,143 If we need any additional information, 125 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,545 then we'll get in contact with you. 126 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,980 Oh. You'll need my address and phone number. 127 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,349 Uh, not necessary. 128 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,486 We'll find you. That's what we do. 129 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,557 So, what'd they look like? 130 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,492 It was hard to tell. They had masks on. 131 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,428 I got close to one. It was a male, about six feet. 132 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:46,298 And he had this tattoo wrapped around his neck 133 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,099 that I told you about. 134 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,335 You know, you find the tattoo artist... 135 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,270 You find the criminal. Exactly. 136 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,172 That's what I told them. 137 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,842 Okay. I'm sure you're not supposed to be talking about all of this. 138 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,243 It must have been so cool 139 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,845 being in the middle of a heist. 140 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,080 Crime is not cool, babe. 141 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,748 He could have been shot. 142 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,051 Or worse. 143 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,053 What's worse than being shot? 144 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,955 Being shot twice. 145 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,358 This kind of detail 146 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,061 is traditionally indicative of gang affiliation. 147 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:19,698 We believe these individuals used the same tattoo artist. 148 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,634 If we can find this artist, then we can find our perp. 149 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,036 It's pretty standard stuff really. 150 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,104 Hey, that's what we said. 151 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,806 Any other questions? 152 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,074 What an asshole. 153 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,542 Language. 154 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,077 If you have any information 155 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,079 regarding this tattoo artist... 156 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,751 Bingo! 157 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,186 "The three men walked off 158 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,890 "with approximately 1.6 million dollars. 159 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:47,158 "The FBI and the NYPD 160 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,529 "are reporting no leads at this time." 161 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,265 So what? Nobody gets hurt except the insurance company. 162 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,499 And they'll be fine. 163 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,735 They were as cool as cucumbers, gents. 164 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,905 They choreographed it down to the second. 165 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,339 Like a dance. 166 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:04,843 Yeah, a conga line right into prison. 167 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,811 Are we going to play or what? 168 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,380 Ask the man in charge. 169 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:10,382 Milton? 170 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,651 Milton! 171 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,986 Who're we rolling with on two? 172 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,355 Oh! Oh, yeah. 173 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,395 G-52. 174 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:27,432 If I ever get that bad, shoot me. 175 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,302 Oh. 176 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,805 Did you get one of these? 177 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,206 It came certified mail. 178 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,641 Yes, sir. 179 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,110 You ever get good news that needed a signature? 180 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,879 You contact anybody down at the plant? 181 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,715 Oh, not yet. But we'll find out what's going on. 182 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,184 I need my pension money. 183 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,186 Oh. Yeah, tell me about it. 184 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,556 I have something very important to say. 185 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,994 G-52. 186 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,363 Let's go and help the elderly. 187 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,603 Now, at the time of our merger, 188 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:10,609 semtech had no intentions of shuttering U.S. operations. 189 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:15,413 However, with the demand for specialty parts way down 190 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,248 and the cost of operations 191 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,185 in this country rising steadily, 192 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,254 they have made the decision 193 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,857 to move all manufacturing to Vietnam. 194 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,731 Wechsler's stateside operations 195 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,300 will be phased out over the next 30 days. 196 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,136 Thirty days? What, are you kidding me? 197 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,439 Guys, I understand this is harsh news. 198 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,876 I can only address you in an orderly fashion. 199 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,480 Excuse me, Mr. Lewis. 200 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,248 Hi, Joe. 201 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,350 What is this about? 202 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,353 What's going on with our pensions? 203 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,957 Semtech steel has frozen 204 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,225 all pension payments 205 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,360 during this transitional period. 206 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,330 What does that mean? Frozen? 207 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,800 Wechsler maintained a fund 208 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,770 to honor all pre-merger pension plans, 209 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,304 which was eventually to be married 210 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,073 with the new pension fund 211 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,841 under the new labor contract. 212 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,277 For god's sake, can you say that in English? 213 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,815 No U.S. operations, 214 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,618 no fiscal responsibility for semtech. 215 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,387 The pension fund is being dissolved. 216 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:39,664 With all due respect, Donald, 217 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:44,703 30 years of hard work means shit to you people! 218 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,308 Without my pension money, 219 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,010 I can't even pay rent this month. 220 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,612 We'll get a lawyer and sue the piss out of them. 221 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,215 Shit. We'd be dead by the time the settlement comes in. 222 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,317 Which would suit them just fine. 223 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,252 When did coffee go to two dollars? 224 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,620 A decade ago. 225 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,422 God forbid you get extra foam on the top, 226 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,157 you have to make payments. 227 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,826 Let's leave her 20%. 228 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,895 Okay, good. Now she can take a cruise. 229 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,198 Okay, boys. I got a half a rhubarb left. 230 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,434 We got the blueberry crumble, which is a little stale. 231 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,437 And I got the mud pie. So, what's it gonna be? 232 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,606 Uh, not today. Thank you. 233 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,108 No pie? 234 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,976 We're watching our waistlines. 235 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,245 Plus we're shit broke. 236 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,447 Okay. Well, don't tie up my table all day. 237 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,517 I gotta make a living here. 238 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:37,021 Did I tell you those guys in the bank had machine guns? 239 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,857 You told us six times already! 240 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,559 Yeah, well, it keeps going in my head. 241 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,428 Over and over, you know? 242 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,330 Maybe you're having a stroke. 243 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,701 Here you go, boys. Always have your pie. 244 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,169 Life is short. 245 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,338 Well, thanks for the reminder. 246 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,573 She's right, you know. 247 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,676 We should be having our pie and eating it. 248 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,712 We've earned that much, at least. 249 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,085 - Gentlemen, good evening. - Good evening. 250 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:12,490 Welcome to what is essentially the last rose ceremony. 251 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,393 Kaitlyn, this is the final rose tonight. 252 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,096 She can count, Einstein! 253 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,932 My heart is beating out of my chest right now. 254 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,669 This week was incredible. 255 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,672 Shawn's boring, and Nick's a man-whore. 256 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,341 Monogamy is an outdated concept. 257 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:35,013 I am in love and that's so exciting-- 258 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,982 Ben. The only choice she's got. 259 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,518 She's not going to move to a farm in those heels. 260 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,021 She's kissed them all. With her tongue. 261 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,422 Done the whole cast that way. 262 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,791 She's a walking venereal disease! 263 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,193 When I think about this week, 264 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,627 how everything went 265 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,130 has made my decision feel, like, almost impossible. 266 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,332 Kaitlyn, close your mouth. 267 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,308 Nick. 268 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,343 Oh, shit! God! 269 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,546 Turn it off. It's a travesty. 270 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,014 They never learn. 271 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,817 I'm going home to sort out my pills. 272 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,453 Tomorrow, gents. 273 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,622 That was a great meal tonight. 274 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,892 What you can do with frozen fish is admirable. 275 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,694 Best garlic bread i ever had. 276 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,797 And that combination of paprika and garlic, oh! 277 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,866 Oh. Whoo! Fantastic! 278 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,301 Actually, I think it was the mold. 279 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,671 All right. Good night. 280 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,006 Joe. 281 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,575 What? 282 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,577 We'll be all right? 283 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,512 Sure, we will. 284 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,548 It always works out in the end. 285 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,750 And then you die. 286 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,919 Oh, thanks for the inspiration, Albert. 287 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,988 Good night, all. I'll see you tomorrow. 288 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,457 Good night, Joe. Good night. 289 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,495 Assholes. 290 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,014 Hey, Willie. How you feeling? 291 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,051 Partly cloudy, doc. Partly cloudy. 292 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,520 Well, I'm not going to lie to you. 293 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,422 You can. I won't mind. 294 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,390 The dialysis is working marginally. 295 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,460 You know, a kidney is all that's going to get you well. 296 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,196 Well, I'll look on ebay. 297 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,732 You're way down the list. It's partially your age, 298 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,501 it's partially your insurance. It's partially... 299 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,737 Kidneys aren't that easy to come by. 300 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:16,341 Yeah. Everybody wants to hold on to theirs. 301 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,077 Have you talked to your daughter? Your friends? 302 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,813 It's common to find a donor in your circles. 303 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,115 And that's often the best match anyway. 304 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,985 I'll talk to them. 305 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,220 Sooner than later. 306 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,824 So, what are we talking about? 307 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,929 We're talking about much sooner than later. 308 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,334 Hello? 309 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,535 You get your presents, papa? 310 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,970 You send something? 311 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,206 Wait a minute, 312 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,208 the postman brought me this box right here, 313 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,576 but that can't be it. 314 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,378 That's it, that's it! Open it already! 315 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,748 All right, all right. Hold your horses. I'm old. 316 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,486 Oh, my goodness. 317 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,987 This... 318 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:07,225 This is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen. 319 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,326 Boppa. 320 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,032 All right. Let's see what else is down in here. 321 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,937 You're getting real big, k. 322 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,140 Grew an inch in a month, boppa. 323 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,644 Hey, you tell your mom, 324 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,880 that her career isn't as important 325 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,314 as seeing her family. 326 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,884 I will. 327 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,886 Promise? I promise. 328 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,554 Good girl. 329 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,757 That's my ride. Okay. 330 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,092 Oh, Jesus Christ. 331 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,996 Ezra! 332 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,399 Ezra! 333 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,435 You gotta stop this. I can't listen anymore. 334 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,003 I've been practicing! 335 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,805 But it doesn't matter 'cause you get worse every week. 336 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,607 It's kind of a miracle. I don't know how you do it. 337 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,210 So what's the point? You're no good, you don't like it, 338 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,878 you're not gonna be a professional. 339 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,013 You wanna end up like me, working in a factory? 340 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,515 And every two months you're getting a gig 341 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,150 for 40 bucks at some dive? 342 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,051 You don't want that. 343 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,319 I don't even like this thing. 344 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,121 No! And it doesn't like you, either. 345 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,956 Trust me, I'm doing you a favor. 346 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,390 You'll thank me for this. 347 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,426 Thank you, sir. 348 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,061 Oh, you're very welcome. 349 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,131 I want to be a dancer, like Beyonce. 350 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,700 Well, it's none of my business. 351 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,169 Okay. All right, good. 352 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,771 All right, get off. Get off me. 353 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,841 Get off. I'll go find your grandma. 354 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,877 She's still got to pay me for the session. 355 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,516 You gotta think of it like putting down a horse. 356 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:15,153 Sometimes, it's the kindest, most ethical thing you can do. 357 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,656 Well, thank you for being so honest with me. 358 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,259 I really appreciate your candor. 359 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,360 Well, your grandson 360 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,195 hasn't got a musical bone in his body. 361 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:28,166 I know. It was so painful listening in the other room. 362 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,835 And I had to sit across from him. 363 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,403 Okay. 364 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,738 Al. Yeah? 365 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,173 I never told you this, 366 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,441 but I've seen you perform a few times. 367 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,509 Ah... 368 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,710 In the west village 369 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,480 with Stan getz, 1977. 370 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,448 It was stunning. 371 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,550 You saw me play with getz? 372 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,651 Sure did. 373 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,885 What are you, following me? 374 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,389 No. I was following the music. 375 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,793 Um, hey. I'll see you at the store, okay? 376 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,461 See you at the store. 377 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:58,529 Yup. 378 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,931 All right. 379 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:04,802 See you tomorrow! 380 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,437 Bye, guys. 381 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,110 You know, at some point, 382 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,280 I'm gonna have to start walking home on my own. 383 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,648 I'm 14. 384 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,650 Not on my watch, lovie. 385 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,785 This neighborhood is not the same 386 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,620 as it was 40 years ago. 387 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:26,424 Right. It's safer and more gentrified. 388 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,726 Bam. 389 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,361 And what is this? 390 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,963 It's my biology test. 391 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,533 Another day, another a. 392 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,134 Well done, kiddo. 393 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,270 I'm almost there. 394 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,371 Almost where? 395 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,907 You said, and I quote, 396 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,043 "you get straight a's, you get a puppy." 397 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,945 I like your confidence. 398 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,147 Must have got that from you, young man. 399 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,184 Not bad, kiddo. Not bad at all. 400 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,534 Happy birthday, young man. 401 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,771 Didn't expect you broke bastards 402 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,239 to get me anything. 403 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,875 Temper your enthusiasm. It's not much. 404 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,879 That's just what I needed. 405 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:22,980 Yup. Mmm-hmm. 406 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,849 One can't get enough time. Oh. 407 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,384 Take a look at that cute picture. 408 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,553 Oh, yeah. My little k. 409 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,223 When you die, you can will it to her as a memento. 410 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:33,758 Thanks, al. 411 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,860 I'm sure she'll want a picture of herself on a watch 412 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,561 from her dead grandpa. 413 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:42,633 Look at that. That's really something. 414 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,035 You bet, kid. 415 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:48,005 This corn is from world war ii. 416 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,508 Corn? 417 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,109 I thought this was... 418 00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:55,880 I don't know what I thought it was. 419 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,834 I think I may rob a bank. 420 00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:19,203 What was that? 421 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:24,208 I'm thinking of robbing a bank. 422 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:25,776 Oh. 423 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,878 I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari. 424 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,181 Hmm. I just got drafted by the Knicks. 425 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,682 Good week for everybody, huh? 426 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,150 Good week. 427 00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:37,521 They're taking my house. 428 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,723 Huh? 429 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,558 They're taking my house. 430 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,859 I've got 30 days. 431 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,527 Who's taking your house? 432 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,029 The bank. 433 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,364 They're taking your house and you didn't tell us? 434 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,065 What are you gonna do? Lend me money? 435 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,402 We're all broke. The three of us combined. 436 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:55,906 These banks practically destroyed this country. 437 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:59,043 They crushed a lot of people's dreams. 438 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,680 And nothing ever happened to them. 439 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:03,914 We're three old guys. 440 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,150 We hit a bank, we get away with it, 441 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,252 we retire with dignity. 442 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,922 Worst comes to the worst, we get caught, 443 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,492 we get a bed, three meals a day 444 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,995 and better healthcare than we get now. 445 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,964 You... 446 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,933 You're talking about us? 447 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,335 Us and you? 448 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,604 Yeah, I mean, if a gang of thugs can do it, 449 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:27,705 it can't be that hard. 450 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,073 You're out of your frigging mind. 451 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:33,944 You have spent 20 years waiting to die, al. 452 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,380 With no life and no purpose. 453 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,682 And robbing a bank is going to give me a purpose? 454 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,251 It will give us money. 455 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,819 Willie would be able to get on a plane 456 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,454 and go and see his granddaughter. 457 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,822 It's a little hard to catch a plane 458 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:45,923 out of prison, Joe. 459 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,159 Yeah, but we won't get caught. 460 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,660 They didn't get caught. 461 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,496 Well, they were young. They were fast. 462 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:55,599 We got skills, experience. Smarts. 463 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,269 Arthritis, gout, shingles. 464 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,425 Make a wish, Willie. 465 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,259 Hello? 466 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,094 I'm just lying here, 467 00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:00,030 thinking about all of the birthday wishes 468 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,333 that I have had over the years. 469 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,535 And how many of them I've kept secret. 470 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,905 And none of them ever came true. 471 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,740 They never seem to pay out. 472 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:12,877 So I figure I'm going to tell you this one, Joe. 473 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,979 I mean, what's the worst that can happen? 474 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,814 A whole bunch of nothing, right? 475 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,349 Fire away, Willie. 476 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:23,387 I want to live better than I am. 477 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:28,092 I want to see my family more than once a year. 478 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,362 And from here on in... 479 00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:34,231 I want to have a piece of pie 480 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,100 whenever the hell i want a piece of pie. 481 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,167 You know what I mean? 482 00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:39,770 Hear, hear. 483 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:44,508 You were serious today. 484 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,645 I think so. 485 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:49,780 The thing is, 486 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,348 we have nothing to lose. 487 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,719 I'm not a thief, Joe. 488 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,254 Neither am I. 489 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:01,859 We take exactly what's owed on the pension, right? 490 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,160 That's all I want. 491 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,562 Not a penny more. 492 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,763 My word. 493 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:08,198 Wake al up. 494 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,100 Hold on. 495 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,735 Al. 496 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,238 Al. 497 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,273 Albert! 498 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,008 Huh? Pick up the phone! 499 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,109 Who died? 500 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,744 Nobody died, it's Joe. 501 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,279 I don't talk to criminals. 502 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,082 You heard that? 503 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,351 Hang up. I'll call him back. 504 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:33,791 What do you want? 505 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,827 The thing is, what do you want, al? 506 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,697 You want to drift off into the sunset, 507 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,465 or do you want to go out with a bang? 508 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,033 I don't have a problem with dying. 509 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,802 I just don't want to do it in prison. 510 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,170 Nobody's going to prison. 511 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,105 What exactly is happening here? 512 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,506 Willie's in. 513 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:51,041 You're both out of your minds. 514 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,276 Sleep on it, al. 515 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,677 I don't need to sleep on anything. 516 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:54,578 I'm not a bank robber. 517 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:57,214 Neither are you, or you, Willie. 518 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,353 What? 519 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,754 Why did you pick up the phone? 520 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,155 Because it was ringing. 521 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,624 Because you're interested. 522 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,225 What are you, my psychiatrist now? 523 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,660 More like a psychic. 524 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,962 Well, then you know I'm going to hang up now. 525 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,664 I'll see you tomorrow, al. 526 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,798 Sweet dreams. 527 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,533 And don't call back. 528 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:42,493 All right, Willie. 529 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,795 It's time to walk before we run. 530 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:49,166 These goddamn expiration dates are so small, 531 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,634 they want you to go blind. 532 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:53,504 Take these, i got two for one. 533 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,239 Oh, good. Chicken thighs are on special. 534 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,974 I can make a cordon bleu. 535 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,108 Mets or Yankees? 536 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,510 Don't insult me. 537 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,282 Huh. Nice hats. 538 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,251 We got business here, al. 539 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:09,753 Okay. What do you mean? 540 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:10,988 Give me that list. 541 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,289 What are you doing? 542 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,191 Wait here. We'll be right back. 543 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,160 What are you doing with my list? 544 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,062 Why did you rip up my list? 545 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,863 Why should I wait in the car? 546 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,166 Wait in the bloody car! 547 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,667 Why? 548 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,770 I don't want to stay in the car, 549 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:27,838 it's hot in here! 550 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,642 - Bonnie? - Yeah? 551 00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:33,210 How many of these do we need? 552 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,311 Oh, you know what, grab two just in case. 553 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,446 All right. 554 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,125 Psst! Psst! 555 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:52,629 Psst! Joe. Joe! Behind the crumbs. 556 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,200 Joe, I'm going to get a roast. 557 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:59,002 We need chicken. It's cordon bleu. 558 00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:00,771 I don't want cordon bleu. 559 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,039 Stick to the plan! 560 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:08,145 Ah, welcome to value... 561 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,314 Hello, al. Hi, Annie. 562 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,749 What are you shopping for? 563 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,852 Chicken cordon bleu was the plan, 564 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:17,488 but the plan seems to be changing. 565 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,559 I gotta get some chicken thighs. 566 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,895 Oh, let me help you. 567 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,653 Give me the big one. 568 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:52,055 The whole thing? 569 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,991 The whole damn thing. 570 00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:56,493 You're the boss. 571 00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:02,699 Annie, just let me have the thing. 572 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,835 Come on, you have your own work to do now. 573 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:08,405 No, no. It's my job. There's no problem. 574 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:11,375 Let's see. There's a double coupon in the flyer. 575 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:13,544 It costs about the same as thighs but, see... 576 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:15,546 These are breasts. 577 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:18,949 And breasts are better than thighs, don't you think? 578 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,084 It can go either way. 579 00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:27,391 Oh, ham. 580 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,792 So good. 581 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,395 Do you like ham? 582 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:45,409 Okay. 583 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,745 This will go perfectly with... 584 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:51,415 I mean, if you want company. It's a big bottle. 585 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,083 Yeah, listen, i got to tell you. 586 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,986 You're a terrific person, but I know what you're doing. 587 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,254 You're wasting your time. 588 00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,122 I don't want to have a relationship with anybody. 589 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,390 I wasn't offering one. 590 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,626 Good, great. Then we see eye to eye. 591 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:05,362 Security to ethnic foods, 592 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,463 please. 593 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,365 We'll talk about this later. 594 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,868 I look forward to it. 595 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,914 Where the fuck is my basket? 596 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,454 Willie, Willie. 597 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:05,522 Al's gone. 598 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,024 I got a new getaway car. 599 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,026 Where the hell did you get that thing? 600 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,093 I stole it. 601 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,228 Jump in the basket. 602 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,930 Who the hell do you think I am? E.T.? 603 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,564 Willie, jump in the bloody basket. 604 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,266 I'm not getting in no bloody basket! 605 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,642 She's gaining on us. 606 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,180 Hey, you. Stop right there! 607 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:32,416 Hey! Halt! 608 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:33,483 Halt! 609 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,818 What are you chasing me for? 610 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:35,652 Halt! 611 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,354 I heard you the first time. 612 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,456 Don't make me tase you! 613 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,291 This is not an admission of guilt! 614 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,859 I am just tired. 615 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,528 We got to get rid of some weight. 616 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,330 Get rid of that damned pork loin. 617 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:47,597 What? 618 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:50,467 What the... 619 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,569 Flour, flour. Give me the flour. 620 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:55,639 Halt! 621 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,508 Halt! 622 00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,776 Stop! 623 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,785 I think we can make the light. 624 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,087 No, no, no. You're not gonna make the light, Joe. 625 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,588 You're not gonna make the light. 626 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,457 Hey! 627 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:14,858 No, Joe, you can't make the light! 628 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,293 We can make the light! We're gonna do it! 629 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,427 You not gonna make the light! 630 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:18,528 Yes, we are! 631 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,303 Don't make another move. 632 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,681 I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. 633 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,550 You were going to make a cordon bleu 634 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,619 with chicken thighs? 635 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,588 That's a crime in and of itself. 636 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:47,057 I have nothing to say for myself. 637 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,727 Look what you did to Cindy. 638 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:54,131 Now she looking like a Colombian drug mule. 639 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,073 Never 640 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,274 in all my years 641 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:08,578 has anybody ever walked off with a whole pork loin. 642 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,280 What would your momma say? 643 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,882 Go big or go home. 644 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:15,185 Had to be the brother. 645 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,762 And why were you running? You didn't steal anything. 646 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,731 Because your storm trooper here was chasing me. 647 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,332 No, they were chasing your friends. 648 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:30,467 He was chasing me. 649 00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:31,568 When somebody chases me, I run. 650 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,303 That's the way it works. 651 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:36,206 Look, you guys are old. 652 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:40,143 And I'm gonna be there in 40, or 50 years, I get it. 653 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,845 Here. 654 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:44,147 Here are some coupons. 655 00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:46,583 And we double them on Tuesday, 656 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,319 but I'm sure you already know that. 657 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:52,122 So don't steal. It's wrong. 658 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:55,959 But if you do steal, don't steal from value town. 659 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,664 Yeah, couple of great friends I got. 660 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,766 You just made me an accomplice to a robbery. 661 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,701 We never asked you to do anything. 662 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,603 I drive you there. I drive you back. 663 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,737 That makes me a getaway driver. 664 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:08,805 Oh, don't flatter yourself. 665 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,407 You drive like my grandmother, 666 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:11,575 and she drove a horse and buggy. 667 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:12,976 That's a good one. 668 00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:15,412 Just for that you can walk home. 669 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,981 Don't touch my car. Don't get in the car. 670 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:19,783 You're not going to make us walk! 671 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,351 Hell I'm not. 672 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,920 Oh, boy. You guys are going to be great bank robbers. 673 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:27,224 You just got busted robbing value town! 674 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,291 Oh-ho! 675 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,735 I hate when he's right. 676 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,705 We're going to need professional help. 677 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,173 You think? 678 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:46,743 Oh, yeah. We might as well turn ourselves in now. 679 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,379 You know any criminals? 680 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:52,115 I know a lowlife. 681 00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:15,238 Uh... no habla ingles. 682 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,840 I know it's you, Murphy. 683 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,943 What are you doing here, Joe? 684 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,912 I've come about the child support 685 00:36:21,914 --> 00:36:23,280 you're not paying. 686 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,549 Didn't I lose you in the divorce, Joe? 687 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:26,917 Hit the buzzer. 688 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:33,790 "Maui wowie." 689 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,892 "Bad bitch." 690 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,894 "Blueberry kush." 691 00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:39,763 "Og kush." 692 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,698 How is this legal? 693 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,067 Gentlemen, prohibition is over. 694 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,836 Marijuana has superior medical benefits. 695 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:49,339 It's good for all kinds of situations. 696 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:54,010 Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress. 697 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:58,815 Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress. 698 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,651 Anxiety, pain, seizures-- 699 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,553 what is your situation? 700 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,255 Right now, anxiety. 701 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:09,626 Listen, Joe, not to be uncool to family and such-- 702 00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:11,061 ex-family. 703 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:13,730 As you say. But, what do you want from me, man? 704 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:17,033 We have this, uh, project, and we're looking for help. 705 00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:18,201 What kind of project? 706 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:20,403 Oh, well, we'd rather not say. 707 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,973 Well, that makes it harder for me to help you. 708 00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:25,275 We need to find the type of people 709 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,277 who do bad things. 710 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:30,480 What makes you think that i would know people like that? 711 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,949 I figured your kind move in the same circles. 712 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,085 My kind? Entrepreneurs? 713 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:38,288 No. Lowlifes. Deadbeats. Gangster types. 714 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,624 See, I'm sure that you could point us 715 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:42,125 in the right direction. 716 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:49,933 What's wrong with him? 717 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,234 He's thinking. 718 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,671 Looks painful. 719 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:55,872 I know it looks it 720 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,841 but I've seen him do it before. 721 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:00,310 It's the drugs, you know? 722 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:01,978 Oh, yeah. Of course. 723 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,392 Oh, this stupid bitch. 724 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:18,261 I wish I could tase his old ass. 725 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:21,264 Here comes an eggplant. Eggplant. 726 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,132 Hey, you. 727 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,566 Hi, Annie. Hi! 728 00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:25,302 You're here every day. Don't you get a day off? 729 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,202 No, every day. 730 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:29,139 Man, tough schedule. Mmm. 731 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,808 What are you going to do with this eggplant? 732 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,144 I was thinking about a ratatouille. 733 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:39,082 I like to slice it paper thin for parmesan. 734 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,984 You know, it soaks up all the juices. 735 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,319 Okay. Sounds good. 736 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,888 You will never, ever taste a better one. 737 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:45,989 I'm sure. Listen. 738 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,090 I think you're sweet, 739 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,792 and I find you very attractive. 740 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,026 Oh, you think I'm attractive. You're a lovely person. 741 00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:52,162 I think that's wonderful. 742 00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,296 But you're not looking 743 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:54,931 for a relationship. Is that right? 744 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,366 That's exactly right. 745 00:38:56,368 --> 00:39:00,036 Well, you have made that perfectly clear, al. 746 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:01,504 You want to have dinner some night? 747 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,707 What do I have to do? 748 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,041 I just don't think you hear me! 749 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:08,745 Oh, I hear you. I hear you real good. 750 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,046 You know what I think? 751 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,815 I think we owe it to ourselves 752 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:15,251 to live every single day that we have. 753 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:19,756 I feel that I really want to get to know you better. 754 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,324 Share a meal with you. 755 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,627 I... 756 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:27,664 What? What is it, baby? 757 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,165 I have a roommate. 758 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:34,337 I have my own place. 759 00:39:45,649 --> 00:39:48,017 Annie. Yeah? 760 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,453 You make a hell of an eggplant parmesan. 761 00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:51,688 Thank you. 762 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,822 World-class. 763 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,157 Thank you. 764 00:39:57,995 --> 00:39:59,596 Scrambled eggs, Turkey sausage, 765 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,564 hash browns, toast and coffee, please. 766 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,767 "Good morning, mitzi. Your hair looks nice today." 767 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:06,002 "Did you get your hair cut?" "Oh yeah, al, I did." 768 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,137 "And you know what I'm in the mood for?" 769 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:08,571 "I don't know, al. What?" 770 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,141 Mitzi, you look gorgeous. You smell fantastic. 771 00:40:11,143 --> 00:40:13,943 Now go get me some food, because I'm starving to death. 772 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,478 All right. That's more like it. 773 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,082 Didn't think you'd be joining us today. 774 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,750 I'm too old for grudges. 775 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,585 That never stopped you. 776 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,053 Talk amongst yourselves. 777 00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:27,690 Oh! Here! It's in print! 778 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:31,194 "Wechsler's pensioner's fund, and assets 779 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:34,197 "to be distributed to current debtors." 780 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:37,033 They're using our retirement money 781 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,401 to pay utility bills. 782 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:42,005 And that isn't all. Check this. 783 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:44,140 "Williamsburg savings bank 784 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,743 "will manage the liquidation of the fund 785 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:50,113 "and the restructuring of wechsler's corporate debt." 786 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,382 That's my bank. That's my bank. 787 00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:53,516 That's my bank! 788 00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,986 They're stealing our goddamn pension! 789 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,455 That's what it says. 790 00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,557 Forty years I worked for that goddamn company 791 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,425 and now they're stealing our pension. 792 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:04,127 Get it out of here. I'm not hungry. 793 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,728 You want to take it home? For go? 794 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:07,063 No! No, leave it here. 795 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,698 Nobody's taking anything from me anymore. 796 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,900 You know something, al? You're complicated today. 797 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,635 I'm not coming back to your table. 798 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,103 And no coins. 799 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,572 I'm not a laundromat. 800 00:41:24,181 --> 00:41:27,350 I'm in. I want to rob that bank. 801 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:30,286 It's as good a place as any. 802 00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:35,158 Well, how do we start? 803 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,060 We get in touch with this fellow 804 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:39,128 that my ex-son-in-law deals with. 805 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:40,930 Why is he going to help us? 806 00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:42,432 Because, apparently, 807 00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:47,303 this is the best weed in Brooklyn. 808 00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,172 Man, that's like a pillow. 809 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,574 Yeah, but it's a pillow you can smoke. 810 00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:55,879 Gentlemen, let's go get our money back. 811 00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:56,946 Hear. Hear. 812 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,348 Yeah! 813 00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:16,499 Why would I help you? 814 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:19,569 25%. That's not chicken scratch. 815 00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:22,472 I could rob a bank on my own. Make 100%. 816 00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:24,407 I'm sure you can, but this is easy money. 817 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:27,076 None of the risks. Only the reward. 818 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,412 You show us the ropes, you get paid. 819 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:32,649 Murphy does it right! Shit right there. 820 00:42:34,618 --> 00:42:36,185 You five-0? 821 00:42:37,421 --> 00:42:39,589 We're practically eight-0. 822 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:52,201 Now, I don't know you from Adam. 823 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:55,204 How does Jesus know you're cool? 824 00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,539 No, we're cool. 825 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,614 What's the matter? 826 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:07,550 What do you think of these guys, huh? 827 00:43:07,552 --> 00:43:09,285 What do you think? 828 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:12,021 What do you think, huh? You tell me. 829 00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:14,457 Aw, can I hold him? Can I? 830 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:16,292 Do you want to go with him? 831 00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:18,428 He says okay. 832 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,531 He takes the whole bottle. 833 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,567 Tiny little fella. 834 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:27,236 I find this one in a drainage ditch. 835 00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:29,005 No! Yeah. 836 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:31,307 People have no heart these days. 837 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,509 So what makes you think you can pull it off? 838 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:37,747 Well, I don't know. Thought we'd give it a go. 839 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:41,317 "Well, I don't know. We'll just give it a go." 840 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:42,619 You could get life! 841 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:44,487 Which I guess for you, isn't that long. 842 00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:47,624 But you better think, old man, and you better know. 843 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:50,793 This is not sitting on a park bench playing bingo. 844 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,562 Listen, fella. 845 00:43:52,564 --> 00:43:55,665 I don't have to take shit from you. 846 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:58,601 I get enough of this crap out there. 847 00:43:58,603 --> 00:44:01,738 In 20 days, I will not have a roof over my head. 848 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:04,374 My social security check is a joke 849 00:44:04,376 --> 00:44:06,743 and my pension is tits up. 850 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:08,645 Us three are going to go through with it. 851 00:44:08,647 --> 00:44:10,480 We are going to go through with it. 852 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:13,249 If you want to make 25% helping us, that's fine. 853 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,417 But if you don't 854 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,653 keep the bullshit to yourself! 855 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:21,224 That was a good speech, bro. 856 00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,660 You going to help us? 857 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:32,201 Manana. 858 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:34,037 Uh... 859 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,205 You got any snacks? 860 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,778 Willie? Huh? 861 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,914 I love the feeling of the air on my face. 862 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,015 Me too. 863 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,750 Oh, my god! Look out. 864 00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,819 We got little baby junkies here. 865 00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:53,256 I think I'll get a prescription for this. 866 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,725 Me too. Heh. 867 00:45:10,474 --> 00:45:14,077 This food is excellent tonight. 868 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,545 They must've changed recipes. 869 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:18,648 Same crap. You got the munchies. 870 00:45:18,650 --> 00:45:19,949 Hey. You mind? 871 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,017 Take 'em both. 872 00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:23,553 Okay. 873 00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:27,457 How much time do you think you've got, Willie? 874 00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:31,894 I don't know. 875 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,629 Take a guess. 876 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,299 Two, three years? 877 00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:39,702 That's it? You look great! 878 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:43,306 Just a feeling. You asked. 879 00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:45,308 What about you? 880 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:49,312 Oh, I'd guess, uh, seven years. 881 00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:52,181 What about you, al? 882 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,017 I have bad luck. I'll probably live to be 100. 883 00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:58,121 Then you can do both eulogies. 884 00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,255 Got it. 885 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:02,825 So, that's 27 years total. 886 00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:08,064 Our pensions average 45,000 dollars a year. 887 00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,766 That's... 888 00:46:12,202 --> 00:46:16,472 1,215,000 dollars 889 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,208 is what we withdraw from the bank. 890 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:22,879 Hey, hey, hey! What if we get more? 891 00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:24,347 We give it to charity. 892 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:25,548 Yeah, but what if we get less? 893 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:27,650 I'm not going to go through this twice. 894 00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:33,022 Hey! That's our bank right there. 895 00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,091 Wait a second, you're going to rob your own bank? 896 00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,392 It's personal. 897 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,561 Okay. We skip lesson number one. 898 00:46:38,563 --> 00:46:40,363 What was lesson number one? 899 00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:42,064 Never rob your own bank. 900 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:44,100 We'll move on to lesson two then. 901 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:47,370 I've got 20 days before I lose my house. 902 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:49,505 Robbing a bank is an art form. 903 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:50,873 Ten different people 904 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:53,643 will take the same place 10 different ways. 905 00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:55,244 You need to come up with a plan 906 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:57,079 that is special for you. 907 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:18,868 Cameras, aqui, aqui. 908 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,102 One entrance. 909 00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:21,904 One emergency exit. 910 00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:24,941 The right getaway car is very important. 911 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:27,977 Find something they'll never suspect. 912 00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:38,087 Just put 'em together like this. 913 00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,188 Uh-huh. 914 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,823 Magic. 915 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:49,866 Good. 916 00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:52,235 You have to be in great physical shape. 917 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:55,171 Now I realize you guys are 4,000 years old. 918 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,672 That is fabulous. 919 00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:58,507 But under those masks 920 00:47:58,509 --> 00:48:00,409 you're going to need to feel like you're 20. 921 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:01,744 Wait! Wait! Wait! 922 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,854 Now this is crucial. 923 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:14,257 You have to have a solid alibi. 924 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:16,125 Wednesday the 15th? 925 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:17,793 That's the lodge fundraiser. 926 00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:19,729 Solid alibi. 927 00:48:19,731 --> 00:48:22,765 Do we have any volunteers for the t-shirt committee? 928 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:27,270 Please put your hands down in back. 929 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:30,239 We're trying to see if there are volunteers 930 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,241 for the t-shirt committee. 931 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,077 We are volunteering, Milton. 932 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:39,749 All right. 933 00:48:43,186 --> 00:48:45,054 Each teller's drawer is equipped 934 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:47,423 with dye packs and tracing devices. 935 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,158 Now, they'll give you one if they can 936 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,928 but they will never endanger lives to do it. 937 00:49:13,684 --> 00:49:15,551 The average police response time 938 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:16,986 to a robbery in progress 939 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:19,522 is between two and four minutes 940 00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:21,657 depending on how near a unit is to the scene 941 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,125 and how many other police calls 942 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,760 are in the vicinity. 943 00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:28,531 Everything's on the damn Internet. 944 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:31,467 Set your stopwatches to two minutes. 945 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,670 And walk it like it's the real deal. 946 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:50,920 4 minutes, 54 seconds. 947 00:49:50,922 --> 00:49:54,690 Right now, you would all be in the back of a cop car. 948 00:49:58,295 --> 00:50:02,531 Your guns are only there for the worst-case scenario. 949 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,967 You need to know how to shoot 950 00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:07,570 but the last thing you want to do is shoot anybody. 951 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:09,071 Who's on the door? 952 00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:11,474 I'll handle that. Stand guard. Keep watch. 953 00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:13,309 You know how to handle a gun? 954 00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:28,591 The more you practice 955 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:30,993 the better you'll be. 956 00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:34,096 And come show time 957 00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:37,500 you will stroll out of that bank with more money 958 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:39,568 than you've ever seen. 959 00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:42,104 Piece of cake. 960 00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:47,543 Maybe the cops will be slow. 961 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:57,987 Attica! Attica! Attica! 962 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,225 Attica! Attica! 963 00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:07,196 I don't want to watch the ending. 964 00:51:08,498 --> 00:51:10,633 Yeah, that didn't work out too well. 965 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,136 How can he sleep? 966 00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:16,572 He's getting laid. 967 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,407 Oh, yeah. 968 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,176 I remember what that was like. 969 00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:26,215 You feeling good? 970 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,819 Yeah. Yeah. Good as gold. 971 00:51:31,154 --> 00:51:32,655 Me too. 972 00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:37,493 Nobody's going to get hurt. 973 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:38,961 That's right. 974 00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:43,699 We get into trouble, we're out of there. 975 00:51:43,701 --> 00:51:45,401 That's right. Yeah. 976 00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:48,070 Cops come, we lay down. 977 00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:50,106 Hands in the air. 978 00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:51,407 Two minutes tops. 979 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:53,542 Tops. Give or take. 980 00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:07,223 Get some sleep, young man. 981 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:11,360 All right. You too, young man. 982 00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:13,923 Don't let the omelet touch the fruit. 983 00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:15,558 She likes a separation. 984 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,825 You do this every day? 985 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,494 Every day. No shit. 986 00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:20,429 Yes shit. 987 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:22,464 I wish my dad did this for me. 988 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:23,899 So does your daughter. 989 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:27,536 What are you doing here? 990 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,638 He's making brook's breakfast. 991 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,441 I see that. Why? 992 00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:36,045 I'm training him. He's making an effort to be a father. 993 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:41,717 Good morning. 994 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,652 Your father made you breakfast. 995 00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:44,787 Holy shit! 996 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,522 Easy! Language. 997 00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:48,390 Sorry. 998 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,327 Your father will be picking you up today. 999 00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,597 Did he find Jesus or something? 1000 00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:59,535 Doubtful. He's figured out how much he's missing. 1001 00:53:59,537 --> 00:54:01,804 Yeah, this week. 1002 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:04,640 He's just not much with the follow-through. 1003 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:07,610 Give him a shot, babe. For me. 1004 00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:11,814 Sure, Joe. But only because you're my best friend. 1005 00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:15,684 I love you, kiddo. 1006 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,119 You're going to do it all. 1007 00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:19,955 What's going with you today? 1008 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:21,991 Do you have cancer or something? 1009 00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:25,127 No! No, no. I'm as strong as an ox. 1010 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:26,095 Okay. 1011 00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:27,696 It's carnival day. Lots to do. 1012 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,498 Yes. I'm coming right after school. 1013 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,001 Yup, and I'm going to bring you fried dough 1014 00:54:32,003 --> 00:54:33,669 with your name on it. 1015 00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:40,576 Okay. That's a little tight there. 1016 00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:41,844 I love you too. 1017 00:54:44,981 --> 00:54:47,516 Go make something of yourself. 1018 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:50,586 I will, young man. 1019 00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:52,021 See you later... 1020 00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:53,088 Dad. 1021 00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:15,978 I've been giving you crap for a long time, Murphy. 1022 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:18,480 I guess I deserve it. Mostly. 1023 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:21,283 That's one of the smartest things you ever said. 1024 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:25,421 Listen, Joe. 1025 00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:29,191 Whatever it is you're doing, you don't have to do it. 1026 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:30,893 There's always another way. 1027 00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:34,430 My business is my business, kid. 1028 00:55:34,432 --> 00:55:35,631 Forget that you know it. 1029 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:36,799 And if in the end, 1030 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,634 I don't come back, it's on you. 1031 00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:41,270 I can't cover for you anymore. 1032 00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:44,139 You're her father. 1033 00:55:44,141 --> 00:55:47,943 You got to step up to the plate. Act like a man. 1034 00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,512 Even if you have to fake it. 1035 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,316 All right. 1036 00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:10,833 Okay, gents. Let's mingle. 1037 00:56:20,777 --> 00:56:22,411 Pick your target, win a prize! 1038 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,585 Three in a row wins a prize! 1039 00:56:33,289 --> 00:56:36,425 Hello, Paulie. Hot enough for you? 1040 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,627 Perfect day for it. 1041 00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:40,929 I've got to check in at the ticket office. 1042 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:43,298 Well, be good. 1043 00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:46,468 I won't be good. But I will be careful. 1044 00:56:50,273 --> 00:56:53,275 Okay, here you go. Thank you. 1045 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,714 You folks are popular. 1046 00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:01,283 Yeah. It's the cocaine. 1047 00:57:02,519 --> 00:57:04,119 You've got cocaine? 1048 00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,587 That was a joke, Milton. 1049 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,690 Oh, okay, very funny. 1050 00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:09,925 Hang here for one minute. 1051 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:11,527 I got to go to the karaoke thing. 1052 00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:14,196 I can't. I got to check in to the cotton candy booth. 1053 00:57:14,198 --> 00:57:16,598 Milton, that's where you are right now. 1054 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:20,502 It's okay. You're better off not knowing. 1055 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,509 We're closed. We're out of cocaine. 1056 00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:29,077 Go away. 1057 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:31,213 Beat it. 1058 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:38,921 You can't just go everywhere you want, 1059 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:41,290 you gotta tell me. 1060 00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:44,793 Be careful in there. Lots of monsters, you know. 1061 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,161 Be very careful. 1062 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,663 All right, watch your step. 1063 00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:52,568 I'm going in, Sam. 1064 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:56,939 - Where did they go? - I don't know! 1065 00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:58,207 I thought you had 'em! 1066 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,686 I decided we should use blanks. 1067 00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:13,222 No one needs to get hurt by accident. 1068 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:15,557 Well, it's just us now, kids. 1069 00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:17,025 Fellas, 1070 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:19,828 it's been a real hell of a time 1071 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,563 planning a heist with you. 1072 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:26,535 Can't think of two people I'd rather have done it with. 1073 00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:28,070 Hear, hear. 1074 00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,172 Ditto. 1075 00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:04,640 Ladies and gentlemen... 1076 00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:08,243 This is an actual robbery. 1077 00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,245 Kiss the ground. Don't breathe. 1078 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:11,813 Don't move. Don't touch the silent alarm 1079 00:59:11,815 --> 00:59:14,349 unless you like bullets flying around your head. 1080 00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:16,118 Hit the dirt, big guy! 1081 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,786 Put that gun away. 1082 00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:20,822 Okay, folks, we'll be out of your lives in two minutes. 1083 00:59:22,158 --> 00:59:23,959 Get moving, blue eyes. 1084 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:25,460 Here we go. 1085 00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:28,297 All tellers, please stand up and open your windows. 1086 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:34,303 Ten seconds. 1087 00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,274 No dye packs, no tracers. 1088 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:40,943 You got me, see? No tracers 1089 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,878 no dye packs, no funny business. 1090 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,479 Yes, Mr. Sinatra. 1091 00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,616 Nobody's gonna get hurt. 1092 00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:49,284 Twenty seconds. 1093 00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:52,754 Thank you. 1094 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,189 Here you go, ma'am. 1095 00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:55,490 No funny business. Do you know what that means? 1096 00:59:55,492 --> 00:59:56,391 I do. I do. 1097 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,760 All of it, son. 1098 00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:00,228 Thirty seconds. 1099 01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:07,035 Give me everything you've got. 1100 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,404 You can have her, mister. 1101 01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,141 Forty seconds. 1102 01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:20,582 Hey! Stick to the plan. 1103 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,620 All units, all units 1104 01:00:24,622 --> 01:00:26,388 report to williamsburg savings bank. 1105 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:29,257 We have a robbery in progress. Repeat, we have a 10-30. 1106 01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:30,926 One minute! 1107 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:33,295 I don't want to take you doll, sweetheart. 1108 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,163 You know, when my granddaughter was your age 1109 01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,264 she had one just like it. 1110 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,566 What's her name? 1111 01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:40,202 Okay, honey. This man has a job to do. 1112 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,137 His job's robbing banks? 1113 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:46,208 No, sweetheart. Just trying to see my family more often. 1114 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,577 I did it... 1115 01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:53,482 What's happening? 1116 01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,854 You okay, mister? 1117 01:00:58,856 --> 01:01:00,455 Going to need a little help. 1118 01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,824 He's going to need a little help. 1119 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,393 Jesus Christ! 1120 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,030 I'll get him. 1121 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:09,097 Stay put. 1122 01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:10,365 Oh, my god! 1123 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,601 Lucy! 1124 01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:15,804 His mask's too hot for him. 1125 01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:20,475 Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you. 1126 01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:23,445 I can't breathe when I wear masks, neither. 1127 01:01:23,447 --> 01:01:24,913 You're so sweet. 1128 01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:28,784 Two minutes. 1129 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,060 What the hell's going on? 1130 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:39,494 Can you make it out of here? 1131 01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:40,796 Yeah, I'm okay. 1132 01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:43,131 It's now or never, kid. 1133 01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:45,067 You stay in school, kiddo. 1134 01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:46,301 And don't rob banks, you hear me? 1135 01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:47,569 Come on! 1136 01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:48,637 Hurry! 1137 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,142 This is my bank! 1138 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,744 Are you crazy? 1139 01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:56,778 Freeze! 1140 01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:57,913 Me freeze? 1141 01:01:57,915 --> 01:01:59,815 You don't tell me to freeze. You freeze! 1142 01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:02,818 I'm not going to be a victim anymore. 1143 01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:04,419 Tell them to freeze too. 1144 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,321 They can hear you just fine. 1145 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:07,789 What's the plan now? 1146 01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:09,024 I'm working on one. 1147 01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:10,492 Put your hands up 1148 01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:12,594 and drop the money. 1149 01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:16,031 Okay, in three seconds, I'm going to shoot you. 1150 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,265 You're going to do what? 1151 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:18,500 I'll shoot back! 1152 01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:19,868 That's your plan? 1153 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:20,936 One! 1154 01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:23,572 Two! 1155 01:02:25,308 --> 01:02:26,908 Next number's three! 1156 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,343 I can count. 1157 01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:30,579 He's going to bloody shoot us. 1158 01:02:32,315 --> 01:02:33,348 Three! 1159 01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:50,699 You're a shit shot, pal. 1160 01:02:50,701 --> 01:02:52,601 Now you're going to meet your maker. 1161 01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:54,669 Oh, my god! 1162 01:02:58,674 --> 01:03:00,375 Oh, my god! 1163 01:03:00,377 --> 01:03:01,510 Oh, my god! 1164 01:03:01,512 --> 01:03:04,446 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 1165 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:07,482 Oh, my god! 1166 01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:13,955 Those were blanks, you dipshit. 1167 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:17,759 Okay, folks. Count to 90 out loud and backward. 1168 01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:20,962 And don't stand up until you get there. 1169 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,497 Start counting! 1170 01:03:22,499 --> 01:03:25,834 Ninety, 89, 88, 87, 86... 1171 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:27,636 Ah! 1172 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,348 What's going on, Willie? 1173 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,950 Nothing. I just got a little overwhelmed, 1174 01:03:41,952 --> 01:03:43,185 that's all. I'm good. 1175 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:44,820 That was a hell of a time for a panic attack! 1176 01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:45,787 I'm sorry. 1177 01:03:45,789 --> 01:03:47,322 No need for that. We made it. 1178 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,657 Hard part's over. 1179 01:03:48,659 --> 01:03:50,826 Now's the time for the grand finale. 1180 01:03:58,135 --> 01:04:01,203 He's inside doing a video walkthrough. 1181 01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:03,071 You're gonna have to stay right here... 1182 01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:17,452 Taxi! Taxi! 1183 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:18,954 All right. 1184 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,857 Astoria, queens, please. 1185 01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:57,792 He's not going to stop anytime soon. 1186 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:00,762 He'll eventually pass out. 1187 01:05:06,502 --> 01:05:07,669 Gentlemen, 1188 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,604 can I interest you in dessert? 1189 01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:11,373 What kind of pie do you have? 1190 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:15,577 We have key lime, vegan pumpkin, cherry-mango-- 1191 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,412 a slice of each. 1192 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,347 And more champagne. 1193 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,049 Yeah, more champagne. 1194 01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:22,150 Champagne it is. 1195 01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:56,785 Whoa, no more booze for you. Steady there. 1196 01:05:56,787 --> 01:05:58,653 Steady there, lightweight. 1197 01:05:59,722 --> 01:06:01,456 It's not the booze. 1198 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,693 What? Wait, it's not the booze? 1199 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:08,463 Hey! Can you please call an ambulance? Please? 1200 01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:11,066 Where does it hurt, Willie? 1201 01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:13,468 Everywhere. 1202 01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:15,670 Oh, god. 1203 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,505 Oh, shit. Oh, god. 1204 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:18,606 Pull him up. It's wet. 1205 01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,075 Call an ambulance! 1206 01:06:23,512 --> 01:06:24,946 It just happened so quickly. 1207 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:27,682 Zoom in. 1208 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,820 Freeze frame there. 1209 01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:34,222 African-American? 1210 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:35,423 Appears so. 1211 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:39,427 Got to be at least late 60s. 1212 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:40,795 Get stills of the others. 1213 01:06:40,797 --> 01:06:42,864 I want them plastered everywhere. 1214 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,267 He never talked about this? 1215 01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:47,535 Not a peep. 1216 01:06:48,537 --> 01:06:50,505 He holds things very close to the vest. 1217 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,041 He's very, very tight emotionally. 1218 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:54,509 Well... 1219 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:55,877 Willie's in full renal failure. 1220 01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:57,779 He needs a kidney transplant. 1221 01:06:58,814 --> 01:06:59,981 Or what? 1222 01:06:59,983 --> 01:07:03,351 Let's just say, he won't leave here without one. 1223 01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:05,787 They must have been very young and nimble. 1224 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:08,757 I fired a barrage of shots at them 1225 01:07:08,759 --> 01:07:11,426 and they were able to evade all the bullets. 1226 01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:13,595 I've been on the job for a month now 1227 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,730 and the bank has been robbed twice. 1228 01:07:15,732 --> 01:07:17,732 So, I think I'm going to go back 1229 01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:19,034 to my job as a barista 1230 01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:21,036 where I'm less likely to be shot. 1231 01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:24,139 All I can say is, thank god for me! 1232 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:26,975 It was a day of heroism for me. 1233 01:07:26,977 --> 01:07:28,109 Hey! 1234 01:07:30,746 --> 01:07:31,880 We're famous. 1235 01:07:31,882 --> 01:07:33,982 Better. We're infamous. 1236 01:07:33,984 --> 01:07:37,619 Keep it down. We're not out of the woods yet. 1237 01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:41,589 So, what's going on, Willie? 1238 01:07:41,591 --> 01:07:44,192 You don't come to us, you don't tell us you're sick. 1239 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:46,828 We're your friends, man. We're all you got. 1240 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:49,664 It's my business, guys. 1241 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,299 Your business? Your business. 1242 01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:54,569 Talk to him, Joe. I can't... You're a selfish old bastard. 1243 01:07:58,574 --> 01:08:00,775 I don't get it, will. 1244 01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:03,178 I would have given you my kidney last week. 1245 01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:06,915 Yours is probably no good. 1246 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,650 I still would've given it to you. 1247 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:16,257 We're friends, Willie. 1248 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:18,927 We're supposed to look after each other, aren't we? 1249 01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:23,198 Well, let us do it. Okay? 1250 01:08:30,739 --> 01:08:33,174 The suspects are armed, dangerous 1251 01:08:33,176 --> 01:08:37,712 and possibly in their late 60s or early 70s. 1252 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:39,481 They were disguised as the rat pack. 1253 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:43,151 Dean Martin, frank Sinatra, and Sammy Davis Jr. 1254 01:08:44,653 --> 01:08:45,954 Let's get out of here. 1255 01:08:45,956 --> 01:08:47,422 The FBI has just released 1256 01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:49,424 this surveillance video of the robbery. 1257 01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:50,825 If you have any information, 1258 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:53,094 please call the number on our screen. 1259 01:08:57,533 --> 01:09:00,735 I knew it. I knew when i saw that bank surveillance. 1260 01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:03,705 Same height, same weight. 1261 01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,607 A lot of people fit that bill. 1262 01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,709 Yeah, but who runs like that? 1263 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,819 We're going to need a copy of this. 1264 01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:20,855 Got one right here. Uh-uh. 1265 01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:22,724 I believe there's a reward. 1266 01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:23,992 A reward? 1267 01:09:23,994 --> 01:09:25,260 Yeah. I need the money. 1268 01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:26,861 My grandma got locked up last night. 1269 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,396 You know how it is, right, brother? 1270 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,481 Annie. Yeah. 1271 01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:48,249 I have to talk to you. 1272 01:09:49,451 --> 01:09:51,419 I lost this tooth last week. 1273 01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:52,687 Did the tooth fairy come? 1274 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,988 He brought me five dollars. 1275 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:56,324 Five... you're kidding. 1276 01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:58,426 You know the most I ever got was a quarter? 1277 01:09:58,428 --> 01:10:01,329 You can't buy anything with quarters anymore, grandpa. 1278 01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,430 Tell me about it. 1279 01:10:03,265 --> 01:10:05,600 Willie? Huh? 1280 01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,635 These men are with the FBI. 1281 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,103 The FBI? 1282 01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:15,243 Must be bringing me a kidney. 1283 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,518 Strike three! You're out! 1284 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,652 Way to go, kiddo. 1285 01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:26,254 Yes! 1286 01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:27,922 That's my girl! 1287 01:10:41,337 --> 01:10:44,272 Hey! I've got to go and find a bathroom. 1288 01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:45,473 All right, man. 1289 01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:48,176 That was awesome, brook. 1290 01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:58,453 I need information about 1291 01:10:58,455 --> 01:10:59,721 the bank robbery. 1292 01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:00,722 Is there any information you have 1293 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:02,590 about the bank robbery? 1294 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:05,059 Was there any involvement on your end with the bank robbery? 1295 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:20,475 Well, here's what I think. 1296 01:11:20,477 --> 01:11:21,976 Old man finds himself 1297 01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:23,244 in the middle of a bank robbery 1298 01:11:23,246 --> 01:11:24,979 and he gets his juices flowing. 1299 01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:28,016 And he thinks to himself... 1300 01:11:28,018 --> 01:11:29,450 "I could rob a bank... 1301 01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:31,452 "I'm smart. 1302 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:33,454 "I've got nothing to lose. 1303 01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:35,390 "What's the worst that can end up happening? 1304 01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,525 "I can end up spending the last years of my life 1305 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:41,129 "in some country club style prison, rent-free." 1306 01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:43,331 You go to school for that? 1307 01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:48,369 Well, Mr. garner, 1308 01:11:48,371 --> 01:11:52,273 we seem to be missing one hour of your existence. 1309 01:11:52,275 --> 01:11:55,476 Between 2:30 P.M. and 3:30 P.M. 1310 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,746 The same hour that three elderly gentlemen 1311 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:01,149 robbed 2.3 million dollars 1312 01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:03,084 from the williamsburg savings bank. 1313 01:12:03,086 --> 01:12:05,987 Wow, that's some hefty payday. 1314 01:12:07,556 --> 01:12:09,424 You were working the haunted house ride 1315 01:12:09,426 --> 01:12:10,825 between 2:00 and 4:00? 1316 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,627 That's what I said. 1317 01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:14,195 And you never left that ride? 1318 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:17,165 Only to go inside, scare the kids. 1319 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,735 I got up, like I always do. 1320 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:22,236 6:00 A.M. 1321 01:12:22,238 --> 01:12:24,539 I walked my granddaughter to school. 1322 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:26,140 Like I do every day. 1323 01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:28,209 Well, it's a fairly new relationship, 1324 01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:30,378 so we spend a lot of time together. 1325 01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:33,514 Let's see, first thing in the morning, 1326 01:12:33,516 --> 01:12:35,316 we made love twice. 1327 01:12:37,653 --> 01:12:39,287 No. 1328 01:12:39,289 --> 01:12:40,388 Three times. 1329 01:12:41,590 --> 01:12:42,857 And that was it. 1330 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,860 Annie santori. 1331 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:49,197 And then, we got up. I made pancakes... 1332 01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:51,299 And then, I got dressed. 1333 01:12:51,301 --> 01:12:54,535 Got dressed. Had breakfast at nat's. 1334 01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:55,737 I go there... 1335 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:58,239 Couple of times a week at least. 1336 01:12:58,241 --> 01:13:00,475 For years. He's a regular. 1337 01:13:01,777 --> 01:13:04,212 You seeing anybody? 1338 01:13:04,214 --> 01:13:06,214 I'm married with two kids. 1339 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:09,150 Well, take my number. Things happen. 1340 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,619 I got dressed. 1341 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:14,489 I gathered the tickets for the ride booth. 1342 01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:16,858 I'm on that committee for the fundraiser. 1343 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:19,861 All right, boys, good luck to us all. 1344 01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:22,029 Time to get in the bag. 1345 01:13:22,831 --> 01:13:24,565 Got to the park around 2:00. 1346 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:27,101 Talked to my friend Paul for a few minutes, 1347 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,837 then ran one of the ticket booths. 1348 01:13:29,839 --> 01:13:30,938 Hi, Tony. 1349 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:32,440 Good afternoon. 1350 01:13:32,442 --> 01:13:33,808 I've got you a souvenir. 1351 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,210 Oh, thanks, Joe. I needed a hat. 1352 01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:38,513 And that's where I was for most of the carnival. 1353 01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:40,581 You can ask anyone who bought a ticket. 1354 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:42,984 They'll tell you they got it from a handsome old gent 1355 01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:44,619 in a gray flat cap. 1356 01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:48,089 Then we went to the fair 1357 01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:50,491 and I was at the cotton candy stand till 2:00 1358 01:13:50,493 --> 01:13:53,494 and then Mr. Milton kupchak relieved me. 1359 01:13:53,496 --> 01:13:56,397 Al was there all day. 1360 01:13:56,399 --> 01:13:57,899 At 2:30 P.M.? 1361 01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,634 Who? Al? 1362 01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:00,935 Garner? 1363 01:14:01,303 --> 01:14:02,336 Yes. 1364 01:14:02,338 --> 01:14:03,504 He's here? 1365 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:08,843 You know, in the cotton candy booth, 1366 01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:12,146 he tried to sell me cocaine. 1367 01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:14,816 And I'm prepared to testify. 1368 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:16,717 Kids love the haunted house. 1369 01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:24,192 Oh, my gosh! 1370 01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:29,263 Frankenstein's one of their favorites. 1371 01:14:29,265 --> 01:14:31,699 Must have been in there over an hour. 1372 01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,979 Yes, I've had stomach issues for years 1373 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,248 from all the drinking i used to do. 1374 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,749 It's called diverticulitis 1375 01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:50,451 and the doctor says I should probably 1376 01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:52,987 have a section of my colon removed. 1377 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,555 I don't really like that idea. 1378 01:15:17,379 --> 01:15:21,015 So from 2:30 to 3:30, give or take... 1379 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,783 You were... 1380 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:25,920 Going to the bathroom? 1381 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:27,021 Yes. 1382 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,589 It's very tedious, 1383 01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:30,958 but I keep reading material with me all the time. 1384 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,361 Helps pass the time. 1385 01:15:33,363 --> 01:15:35,730 After that, i found my lady friend 1386 01:15:35,732 --> 01:15:38,132 and we rehearsed our karaoke performance. 1387 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,748 Would you mind washing this dirty laundry for me? 1388 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,584 You got it. 1389 01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:55,743 Altogether, it was a lovely day at the carnival. 1390 01:16:55,745 --> 01:16:57,578 Hit me with your best shot. 1391 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,453 Oh! 1392 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:15,529 Wow! Pretty solid story, Mr. Harding. 1393 01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:19,066 The truth is easy to remember. 1394 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:23,304 Yeah. It was almost perfect. 1395 01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:25,206 Except let me tell you 1396 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,841 a little something about criminals. 1397 01:17:28,343 --> 01:17:31,846 They always make one stupid mistake 1398 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:34,849 that ends up screwing up the whole plan. 1399 01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:40,755 I'm going to need you to take a ride with me, Harding. 1400 01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:18,859 Yeah! 1401 01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:21,662 Okay, guys, let's go. 1402 01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:23,130 Clear the gym. Official business. 1403 01:18:23,132 --> 01:18:24,265 Come on, man. What the hell? 1404 01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,700 Out the back door there. 1405 01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:28,369 All right. Folks, come up. Hurry up, let's go. 1406 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,483 Let's go. Let's go. 1407 01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:48,956 Right over here. Line them up. 1408 01:19:26,461 --> 01:19:29,597 I want you to start with that man over there, okay? 1409 01:19:29,599 --> 01:19:31,766 Get a good look at his face. 1410 01:21:01,223 --> 01:21:03,090 I don't see him. 1411 01:21:04,259 --> 01:21:05,526 What? 1412 01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:08,062 He's not here. 1413 01:21:09,564 --> 01:21:10,865 Are you sure? 1414 01:21:10,867 --> 01:21:12,166 Yep. I'm positive. 1415 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:14,468 I got a great memory. 1416 01:21:19,908 --> 01:21:22,943 Hey! You want to have another look? 1417 01:21:22,945 --> 01:21:24,545 Not really. 1418 01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:29,016 Can I go home now? 1419 01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:32,519 Yeah. 1420 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,668 Oh, 1421 01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:22,937 I thought you might not be coming. 1422 01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:24,505 Well, here I am. 1423 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:29,643 So, what's good here, Joey? 1424 01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:31,312 Nothing, really. 1425 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,546 Why do you come? 1426 01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,381 I like bad coffee. 1427 01:22:34,383 --> 01:22:36,550 Yes. This I understand. 1428 01:22:36,552 --> 01:22:38,452 He has all his shots. 1429 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:42,189 Rabies, distemper, bordetella. He's been neutered. 1430 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,325 All the papers are in the proper order. 1431 01:22:44,327 --> 01:22:45,526 You take your cut? 1432 01:22:45,528 --> 01:22:47,594 No. Not from you. 1433 01:22:49,331 --> 01:22:53,500 It is a culture's duty to take care of its elderly. 1434 01:22:55,270 --> 01:22:59,139 It is a culture's duty to take care of its elderly. 1435 01:23:03,011 --> 01:23:04,578 Where's the tattoo? 1436 01:23:07,782 --> 01:23:09,616 Henna, mi amigo. 1437 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:15,055 Show the person with the worst eyes an image he can't forget. 1438 01:23:15,057 --> 01:23:18,726 The polic�a will be spinning around for years. 1439 01:23:18,728 --> 01:23:21,362 That looks like a gang tattoo to me. 1440 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,863 If we can find this artist, 1441 01:23:22,865 --> 01:23:25,032 then we can find our perp. 1442 01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:26,633 Very impressive. 1443 01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:28,569 Eh, it's a tragedy. 1444 01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:37,845 FBI. Behind you. Six o'clock. 1445 01:23:40,715 --> 01:23:43,350 Agent hamer... 1446 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,285 Would you like a bad coffee? 1447 01:23:46,721 --> 01:23:49,456 I'm a soy latte man, Mr. Harding. 1448 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,125 I'm lactose intolerant. 1449 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:54,228 You left that behind at evidence. 1450 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:55,295 Oh. 1451 01:23:57,065 --> 01:23:58,665 How did you find me? 1452 01:23:58,667 --> 01:24:00,901 Well, that's what I do. 1453 01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,069 I find people. 1454 01:24:08,610 --> 01:24:10,644 This is my friend, Jesus. 1455 01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:12,679 He fosters dogs. 1456 01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:14,782 Special agent hamer, FBI. 1457 01:24:14,784 --> 01:24:17,718 Jesus Garcia. Queens. 1458 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:24,525 Are you, uh, adopting a puppy, Mr. Harding? 1459 01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:26,693 Yes, yeah. It's for my granddaughter. 1460 01:24:26,695 --> 01:24:29,029 She made the honor roll at school. 1461 01:24:30,098 --> 01:24:31,365 That's great. 1462 01:24:31,367 --> 01:24:33,033 I love puppies. 1463 01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:34,768 You mind? 1464 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:36,403 Uh, he might be sleeping. 1465 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:39,306 That's okay. I won't wake him. 1466 01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:42,609 Oh, good heavens, aren't you just the cutest little thing? 1467 01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:44,845 Let me get a look at you with your smushy face. 1468 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:47,214 When I was just a kid... 1469 01:24:47,216 --> 01:24:49,249 I grew up with border collies. 1470 01:24:49,251 --> 01:24:52,619 Oh, now that's a great breed. I just love border collies. 1471 01:24:52,621 --> 01:24:55,556 Yeah, they're wonderful. 1472 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,459 Yeah, come here, little guy. 1473 01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:00,461 Yeah, yeah. 1474 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:02,262 He's a cute little fella. 1475 01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:05,466 - Attaboy, come here. - Come here, little fella. 1476 01:25:05,468 --> 01:25:07,067 Yeah, come over here. 1477 01:25:08,336 --> 01:25:09,670 Ah! 1478 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:12,072 You little son of a bitch. 1479 01:25:14,309 --> 01:25:16,009 Oh, be careful there. He's teething. 1480 01:25:16,011 --> 01:25:17,244 Yeah. 1481 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:18,645 You have to watch his little razor blades. 1482 01:25:18,647 --> 01:25:20,114 Thanks. 1483 01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:21,915 We don't want you to bleed to death. 1484 01:25:23,885 --> 01:25:28,222 I got to get this little guy back to the house 1485 01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:30,491 before my granddaughter gets out of school. 1486 01:25:30,493 --> 01:25:32,426 What a nice surprise for her. 1487 01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:33,827 It'll knock her socks off. 1488 01:25:33,829 --> 01:25:36,430 Do you have a dog now, agent hamer? 1489 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:38,065 No. It's my job. 1490 01:25:38,067 --> 01:25:39,900 Long hours. 1491 01:25:39,902 --> 01:25:41,568 I couldn't do that to an animal. 1492 01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:44,838 All right. Let's get this little fella to his new home. 1493 01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:53,914 Ah, you boys are killing me with these quart... 1494 01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:07,161 Someone just dropped off this present. 1495 01:26:10,431 --> 01:26:11,798 Whoa! 1496 01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:17,804 Big piece. 1497 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:19,606 Cut them up. 1498 01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:29,883 "Everyone deserves a piece of the pie." 1499 01:26:45,767 --> 01:26:47,067 Ow! 1500 01:26:47,902 --> 01:26:49,903 Sorry, Mr. garner. 1501 01:26:49,905 --> 01:26:51,371 Thought you were tougher than that. 1502 01:26:51,373 --> 01:26:55,042 I'm not tough. I'm a very sensitive person. 1503 01:26:55,044 --> 01:26:56,944 I'm going to be honest with you. 1504 01:26:56,946 --> 01:26:59,479 I don't really want to die today. 1505 01:26:59,481 --> 01:27:00,681 That's a new one. 1506 01:27:00,683 --> 01:27:03,784 But, if I do, i just want to say 1507 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:07,321 that you've been a terrific roommate and friend for 1508 01:27:08,323 --> 01:27:09,890 twenty-five years. 1509 01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:12,359 Twenty-five years? It's been that long? 1510 01:27:12,361 --> 01:27:14,561 Seems like 25 days, doesn't it? 1511 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:15,696 Yeah, it does. 1512 01:27:15,698 --> 01:27:17,864 Underwater. 1513 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:19,333 Good one. 1514 01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:22,269 All right, gentlemen. Here we go. 1515 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:31,745 Let's say in life... 1516 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:33,380 Come here! 1517 01:27:33,382 --> 01:27:39,052 ...if you're lucky, you get a couple of great friends. 1518 01:27:39,054 --> 01:27:42,823 The people who are right with you to the end. 1519 01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:44,958 You grow old together, 1520 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,028 see it all together, do it all together, 1521 01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:52,266 laugh and cry together. 1522 01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:55,269 Al garner was one of those guys for me. 1523 01:27:57,739 --> 01:28:00,540 There will not be many men like him. 1524 01:28:01,743 --> 01:28:04,411 Willing to risk all for others. 1525 01:28:05,613 --> 01:28:07,848 Give you a kind word... 1526 01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:09,349 Or a kidney. 1527 01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:11,952 And complain about it every step of the way. 1528 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,220 That's you. 1529 01:28:13,222 --> 01:28:15,088 That's not altogether true. 1530 01:28:18,559 --> 01:28:19,826 - Annie. - Yes. 1531 01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:21,261 He's your problem now. 1532 01:28:21,263 --> 01:28:22,129 Thanks. 1533 01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:24,064 Good luck. May you enjoy 1534 01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:27,301 every minute of every moment you have. 1535 01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:28,935 We love you. 1536 01:28:28,937 --> 01:28:30,871 We love you too, young man. 1537 01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:32,339 Cheers! Cheers, everyone. 1538 01:28:32,341 --> 01:28:34,141 Cheers! 1539 01:28:34,143 --> 01:28:36,910 Let's give it up for the wedding party! 1540 01:29:19,053 --> 01:29:22,322 I'm gonna revise my estimate, Joey. 1541 01:29:22,324 --> 01:29:24,758 How's that? 1542 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,760 I may be around another 20 years. 1543 01:29:26,762 --> 01:29:28,795 Not with al's kidney. 1544 01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:31,064 That's 10 years, tops. 1545 01:29:31,066 --> 01:29:33,166 Close enough. I'll take it. 1546 01:29:33,801 --> 01:29:35,335 Here he comes. 1547 01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:37,204 What's the matter? 1548 01:29:37,206 --> 01:29:38,538 My face is killing me. 1549 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,474 I never had to smile so much in my life. 1550 01:29:41,075 --> 01:29:43,944 So? What's it like? 1551 01:29:43,946 --> 01:29:45,545 What's what like? 1552 01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:48,048 Being married, dummy. 1553 01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:50,617 I... I don't know how any of this happened. 1554 01:29:50,619 --> 01:29:53,820 I mean, I don't even remember proposing. 1555 01:29:53,822 --> 01:29:55,188 I mean, I feel like a raccoon 1556 01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:58,091 caught in a bear trap with one leg stuck. 1557 01:29:58,093 --> 01:30:00,093 She's a terrific person. 1558 01:30:00,095 --> 01:30:03,096 I mean, she's sexy, we get it on. 1559 01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:05,031 She's a great cook. 1560 01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:07,567 Uh, she likes me the way I am. 1561 01:30:07,569 --> 01:30:09,970 I don't even like me the way I am. 1562 01:30:09,972 --> 01:30:12,038 Everything is terrific, but I got to tell you... 1563 01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:14,975 I'm experiencing this very odd feeling. 1564 01:30:14,977 --> 01:30:16,943 I think it might be happiness. 1565 01:30:18,981 --> 01:30:22,416 Cheers! Your glass is officially full. 1566 01:30:25,416 --> 01:30:29,416 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 109640

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