Original subtitles

Priya, listen to me

Let go of me

You always do this, it's always other women

I didn't mean to hurt you

Every time you say the same thing

You know how much I love you

Please, listen to me

I love you so much

Cut!

Kaira, good for you?

Guys we'll do one more

We got this shot right?

We are running out of time, we don't have permission for the whole day...

Kaira has a nice idea, we'll do one more

What's the point of finishing on time if we don't get a good shot?

Look, no respect for producers

Especially these new cameramen... sorry... women

Come on, hurry up, let's do this!

Fatima, we are going to change the guy

You want the other guy?

He's got to look a little sexy

Get the camera

Cut!

Got that?

Fantastic!

Superb execution!

Good shot

I shot it at 48 frames, speed up the end if you like

I'm going to take a plate of the building now

Saw the shot Raghuvendra?

That one expression of the girl checking out the passing guy says so much

I wish I had met Kaira earlier, I would have shot the whole film with her

I got that

It's a wrap guys! Thank you!

Told you, don't have to carry my bag

I'm so sorry

Your mom called on my cellphone earlier...

you never pick up yours...

please call her back, before you take off

I will, you enjoy your mini holiday

You could have enjoyed Singapore with us...

but you wanted to fly with someone else

Shut up

Go go

I tried to upgrade you, couldn't do it

Please

Hi guys what can I get for you?

Beer - Coke

Just Coke?

I drink only on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not

Okay...

Cheers!

Kaira, everything okay?

As in we're good right?

What are you talking about, what happened to us?

Cheers!

Raghuvendra, I want to shoot an entire feature film...

enough of this patchwork

I mean I can't keep waiting for other cameramen to fall ill...

no one will even know that I've shot this scene

I want to shoot my own film

You will

Who wouldn't want to work with a hot DOP like you?

Hot!

Is that my only talent, seriously?

Seriously

Don't talk to me

Of course you're talented...

You are shooting so many ads...earning good money

Ads and all are fine

I want to shoot a film

You will, you will, soon

And you're so young, I mean...

you wear zero number glasses to look older

Excuse me?

If actresses can be at their peak at a young age then why not technicians?

Have you heard of the word 'Patience'?

No I haven't, tell me about 'Patience'

Pick up...

pick up the cook's call...

if you want I can just go and come back

He is not a cook, he is the owner of a restaurant

Not even a cook?

That shot was your idea right?

Girl with guy, checking out other guy?

Inspired from life?

Listen Kaira...

you take my seat, I'll take yours...

I can sit in Economy class, no need to sacrifice

Your long legs won't fit in there anyway

That is true

It is very true

Yes Mom, it was good

Can't talk now, the plane is going to take off

Bye!

So...

can I come up?

I'm really tired

Dinner?

I'm busy, but I'll see you

Alka!

Didi! (Sister)

You've become so fat!

L-low was your flight'?

Your mother called 3 times

You are so sweet Alka

Thank you!

Do you want coffee or shall I serve breakfast?

Later

Didi...

this guy is so cute

Was cute!

Was!

I don't find him cute anymore...

just take down his photo

I just put it all in perfect order

Now it's perfect

So then, how was your trip'?

It was good

Just good?

Okay, great

You look beautiful sweetheart

Sorry, I'll just...

No it's okay, go ahead meet them I have to go pee anyway

Table for 4 please?

I'm sorry guys, we have a strict dress code

No shorts and slippers please

Come on, it's his birthday

I'm sorry, wish I could

But she's wearing shorts!

It's okay for girls, I'm sorry guys

Just this once, only for you

Next time I'll come along on shoot with you, as your caterer

What do you say?

I slept with Raghuvendra

I should go...

Sid...

I'm sorry

What are you doing!

It's all good!

It's okay, it's all good...

Hey look, Sid!

Shit! Where?

That's not Sid, Jackie

He looked so much like him...cute

Poor thing, nice guy he was

Really nice

Little too nice for you right?

Oh my God! This jacket!

It reminds me of school, our 'Famous Five' gang

Was that the 8th or 9th grade?

10th grade, same one

See, I can have a long term relationship too

Yes, with things

So are we things too?

Yes, you are a thing

Sorry

Have you gone blind in love? Am I invisible?

We said sorry

Staring into her eyes!

They are a couple

'Oh my coochie coo' 'So sweet I love you'...

The same rubbish crap it's irritating

What are you doing?

Go to hell!

Stupid! Hate couples!

Are you guys here to help me or to do a comedy show?

Both

Guys I have a deadline, I have to show the director the costumes

Fine

Raunak do you need help?

Listen, I've to go, I have my 'BD' appointment

What's this 'BU?

'Brain Doctor', my therapist

Oh 'BD'... Raunak you're still going to that 'BU?

I have to

'Brain Doctor'? Why are you seeing a therapist?

Are you mad?

Who isn't? Look at him

That's a cut, nice

Good for you Kara?

Good for me

Rubbish I can direct better than this!

Tell me something...

Why did you start seeing your therapist?

So that you could tell everyone you're gay?

No

So that I could tell myself, I'm gay

When is your flight to Goa?

Don't remind me I can't believe I'm going to Goa

You're the first human being who's saying this so sadly

It's Goa! Enjoy

Shut up

And yes it is sad...

Because I'm going on duty

Every 2-3 months have to go show my face

Raghu?

Duty!

Yes mom, I'm coming tomorrow

What's with this food every time!

Make what you like, don't ask me I'm busy

Mothers! Same standard question every time...

'What will you eat' 'What to make'

Either she isn't my real mother or she's had a memory loss

Kaira!

At least eat my food...

Only way to handle the torture...

I think this time I'll work on my short film

Short film

The longest project of this century

That's so bitchy

It's true

l-low do you like my French food'?

Landlord? I'm not answering

I don't know about French food but this dip is amazing

Full Indian spice, try it

The dip is from Kaira's fridge I have made the puff pastries

Jackie, at last you made something

What do you mean, at last?

You film people think that only you do important work...

and the rest of us are useless?

I have decided to work on myself

That's tough work

Do n, do it

What's wrong with you?

I'm not going to Goa

Guess what?

'Raghu' your friend called...

and I have to shoot a music video here in 3 days

Now get ready

0K6'!

I have never seen anybody so excited not going to Goa

No Goa

What happened to her?

It's not because of my food

Okay everybody, just get away from the table

This food is contaminated

Hey Fats. . .you good?

Koko

Yes

Guess what?

What's up?

I'm pregnant!

What?

It wasn't Jackie's food

Oh my God Fatty! Congratulations!

I mean we're supposed to be happy right?

I don't know... I want to throw up right now

Should I go?

Yes please

No I'm just kidding

I'm just very excited

Are you pregnant too?

So I was working on a co-production with this New York film company...

and it has come through

Thank you

Wow, you are going to be shooting a feature in the US?

Yes

Tell me more...good script?

Superb

Are you going to be filming 'in' New York?

You are going to be filming in New York

As in 'we' are going to be filming in New York

If you're not available we'll get another camera person...

Oh my God...l will kill you!

Told you, not going to Goa is lucky

Lucky for you, unlucky for me...

I want to kill my husband...

You're sure right?

It's not because you think I'm hot right?

Obviously... you think it's because you're talented?

What's wrong with your head? Why are you so complicated?

You're the best, that's why you got the job...

Simple

Thank you, appreciate it

So let's break up

Oh my dear

Let's break up

Oh please say yes

You and I will never work out, oh let me go

So let's break up

Oh my dear

Let's break up

Oh please say yes

You and I will never work out, oh let me go

When I see

A beautiful girl

I get excited

Basically basically basically. ..

I 'm a rascal

It's a wrap!

Hi mommy, congratulations!

Fatima the fatty!

Cute gUY

So many men in your life

Shut up

You'll also get to spend time with Raghu also...

when you're in New York, shooting for 3 months

Hello ladies, and one gent

Oh hello?

Oh sorry two gents

Can I steal Kaira for a minute?

Thief! Even we want to hear

What?

Even we want to hear!

What? I can't hear anything

Okay pose

Nice one

So I'm off to New York tonight

What?

Yes

The financiers want to meet urgently

Someone has to fly so that you can

OK go, fly...

Have a nice flight

That's it?

Have a nice flight?

What else do I say?

Say something

You pulled me here, you say something

Firstly stop looking so hot

Tie your hair up

And behave yourself, just for two weeks

Here you g0, haPPW'

Very happy

l-low do I look'?

Lovely

So I had to talk to you about something...

Do you want to hit the dance floor?

Hi Justin Bieber

We're just in the middle of a conversation

Anyway, you were saying

I was saying that...

Gautami...

Who?

Gautami Sharma will be the line producer of the film...

OK, so?

The financiers have recommended her...

they think she is the best person for this job

What are you trying to say?

Gautami and I, many years ago...

were in a relationship

Okay, it's a reunion! That's amazing

Reunion my foot...

It's going to be a really awkward situation

I mean she was such a weird one...

I don't even feel like seeing her

I just want the job to go smoothly, and I thought you should know

Cool, whatever

What Whatever'? Come here...

Anyway I've had someone else on my mind for a while now

Look I think...

it's time that we got serious about each other

I think it's time that you go

Do you want to miss your flight?

Kaira I'm serious, I'm not kidding

We really should...

We have a flight to catch...

It's late

Okay 0K3)'

Go, it's okay, it's cool

Really?

You don't have anything to say?

No, that's it for now

Bye

What did I miss?

Shots!

So, let's break up

Oh my dear

Let's break up

Oh please say yes

You and I will never work out, oh let me go

When I see

A beautiful girl

I get excited

Basically basically basically

I 'm a rascal

But you're no less baby

Somedays youTe nice

Somedays youTe crooked

Basically basically basically. ..

You're a rascal too

Koko, why don't you think seriously about Raghuvendra?

He is so right for you...

This is why some people should not drink

Why should she think about Raghuvendra?

Is he the last man in the world?

Why shouldn't she consider him?

I will tell you point by point why Raghuvendra is the perfect guy for Koko

Point no. 1...

And this is the most important point in the world

He is good looking

Hardly two percent of people in the world look good...

and if you have to spend your life with somebody...

every morning you should at least see a handsome face

Point no. 2...

He has a great sense of humour...

and more laughter means more sex

Where are you getting this information?

Point no. 3...

He understands your profession

If you marry a software engineer or a farmer...

what will you discuss at dinner?

Virus or cow dung?

Hello, my husband is a software engineer

And we have many interesting discussions

Like what?

Like a lot of things

And I'm sure farmers are interesting too...

they can tell us about organic vegetables

They can tell you where to get cow's milk

Go, marry a farmer

Ganju, tell them I'm right

Yes, please give us your male point of view

Guys, just shut up

This is all pointless

He's going to meet his ex-girlfriend in New York

E>

Ex is an ex, that's in the past

Just punch her

No, the important question is...

are you his present?

William Faulkner once said...

"The past is never dead, in fact it's not even the past"

What?

Your 'BU taught you “is?

Hey I want to go to this 'BD'

Raguu!

Take it take it...

No I don't need it

Stop acting pricey... 1 know you like Raguu

No, I don't

Take it, keep it, very tasty so yum

Yuck Jackie, so cheap

I love the taste of Raguu

Have you gone mad?

Limited offer, grab now

You've gone mad

Pasta!

No don 'I be so desperate, let him call

New photo?

Yes, nice?

Eat quickly, it will get cold

Raguu Raguu Raguu. ..

Just crush the blacks

More...

See...

Let's Play

Much better see...

Yes, it's looking nice

Okay now pause and zoom in

Ganju! I told you to remind me at 3 PM

I had to take Fatty to the doctor

Fatty! I'm so sorry, I'm just leaving

No, you wait I'm coming there, to eat the canteen Veda Pav

My doctor's appointment got cancelled

This landlord...

Hello...

What?

You are not going to believe this

Being single is now a crime!

What?

My landlord is kicking me out of my apartment!

What?

I'm going to join the ranks of homeless in Mumbai

And you want to know why?

Did I damage the apartment? No!

Did I forget to pay rent? No!

The building committee just got together and decided...

that only married couples and families can live there

Is that even legal?

This just happened?

Yes he just called!

I've been avoiding his calls for days

Gosh Fatty, I have to vacate by the end of the month...

I don't know what to do

Damn these people

Mumbai, India's most modern cosmopolitan city

Seriously

Listen, you know you can stay with me

That's not the point

In a way, thank God...

thank God I'm leaving this city and this country for this project...

But seriously what thinking

No marriage means no home for women?

Why don't they make this lavv instead 'no staying with your in-laws after marriage'?

Forget it

So, when is the New York shoot?

I don't know

I will know the exact dates in a month...

when the man returns

The man has not called?

Raghuvendra has not called?

No

What 'hmm'?

Why you looking so suspicious?

Fatty? Tell me

He got engaged

He got engaged!

I'm sorry, who got engaged?

Raghuvendra

When?

Last week

Last week?

L-le was just here, I mean, he just left...

I know...

Who told you? Hovv do you know?

Ajay, that guy from production...

Just one second... he's not even messaged...

Who told you?

Ajay, from production, he went to New York with Raghuvendra

He got engaged?

I don't believe this to whom?

Just please, one second, how can he'?

Koko...

God! This is just getting worse

You okay?

It's just the chilli

You want to know to whom?

No

Okay playback

Sorry it slipped

Where do I go from here

Where do I hide

This half heart

How do I share?

We parted from myself

Pm separated from myself

This half heart

How do I settle?

Oh hurting heart

Oh Dying heart

Oh broken heart

What's your problem

Oh heart, just go to he“

Just go to he“, Oh heart

Just go to he“, Oh heart

I don't believe this

Back to Goa, back to square one

It's just for 1 month...

then the New York shoot will start...

won't it?

I don't know...

Personal and professional...

always keep it separate

You always say this

When will you ever use this?

Such strange things you buy

Damn, I have to live with my parents for a month

l-low am I going to do it'?

Stay with me...

I'm also going to be in Goa

We'll do yoga together

Do yoga in your fancy holiday house...

I wish my parents would buy me a villa in Goa

Guess what?

When I reach Goa, I have to do a beautiful shoot for my dad

Uncle also joined the film business?

No Jackie...

he wants me to shoot a promotional video for his friend's restaurant...

Who knows?

This could be the turning point in my life

Are you my fault

Or your own mistake

Shamed heart

Please tell me so

What do we gain now

What do we lose now

Shamed heart

Crying is no use

Oh hurting heart

Oh Dying heart

Oh broken heart

What's your problem

Oh heart, just go to he“

So Koko

Have you met 'Salman Khan' yet?

Oh my God, 'Sallu'!

Is he so handsome in real life?

Does he actually have a 6 pack?

Or is that just how it looks on screen'?

Tell me Koko, I'm dying to know

First of all, I haven't met your 'Sallu'...

and if I ever meet him...

I'm not going to tell him...

'Take off your shirt I want to see your 6 pack abs'

Exactly

Tell us about your ad with 'Dhoni'

One second dad

'Salman Khan'? Abs? Really?

Stop bugging her...

talk about the main topic

Yes Ashu, she should be doing a proper job...

in an office...

something more respectable

That's when we can talk to people seriously about marriage

Why will she do some otherjob?

She's done a cinematography course in New York

She is brilliant at her job and she's still young

She won't be young forever...

all the good boys will be taken

That's my biggest worry you know...

come baby...

So Kaira, tell me...

Are you a...

Are you a Lebanese?

It's not Lebanese', it is lesbian!

Yes, are you a Lesbian'?

Oh my God...

If I were, would that stop you from talking about marriage?

Even if you are, it won't make a difference...

all this gay stuff is cool in the film industry

You're right...

from big stars to spot boys, everyone's gay...

we call it 'Gollyvvood' now

Really?

Really?

Of course not!

Do you people even listen to yourselves?

It's such rubbish

The film industry doesn't have more gay people, it's just more accepting...

there must be many gay people in your office too...

but sadly they have to hide the fact

So, are you?

A 'lesbd?

No, unfortunately not

So why don't you settle down?

We're just worried about you Koko

If you keep hanging with these filmy men...

how will you find a nice boy'?

Filmy men are okay for checking out abs, but not okay to marry?

L-low much junk you Keep eating

I've made all this for you...

eat this

For me? Have you ever seen me eat this?

I thought you like paneer...

you used to eat it...

that's why I keep asking what you want...

anyway, dinner is put...

come baby, come...

You know Koko

getting married before 25...

can reduce the divorce rate by 50%

There is a 100% chance of not getting a divorce...

...by not getting married

I'm going to stay with Jackie

Koko?

Pm addicted to pain

Even my tears, laugh at me

Why do I give myself new scars

Somebody save me from myself

What about the New York project...

What is this question, 'did you sleep well'?

If I say no what can you do?

I don't care what people think...

I'm not going to stay with you for other people...

don't irritate me please

'Good morning' is it?

Now it's a 'good morning'...

If your night is not good...

how will your morning be good'?

I think I should be a night watchman...

Should I take an appointment with a doctor?

Who is that?

He moved here a few weeks ago, to write...

Nice gUY

Take an appointment with him

There she is, my talented daughter...

She shoots with all 'Bollywood' celebrities

Really?

I know this is a small job for you...

but this new restaurant video is very important for us...

thank you so much for doing this

No, it's cool

Actually we should start, the camera setup will take a while

Yes, she is very professional

During work, only work, nothing else

Dad!

Can we stop all these useless formalities?

I need to get this done

I only have a day

Get the 24-70

Tried everything Ganju...

even sleeping pills, nothing works

Try 'Reiki'... my grandmother also tried it

Shut up and setup

Remove all this, what's all this rubbish...

I am sorry, this can't be moved right now...

only after this session ends

What?

We have to wait? Then why call us?

Ma'am, the session is going on

Madness!

National Convention for Mental Health Awareness...

it's a festival for therapists...

RaunaKs playground...should we go in?

Shut up and sit

Here?

Just sit

I've done a shot breakdown, you want to see?

I'm sleeping

Dr. Chopra, therapy, counselling, analysis...

so many big terms...

what do they actually mean?

A proper map can be drawn after defining commonly accepted medical terms...

if your prob/em or illness falls in those definitions...

your prognosis will tell you your diagnosis

it will become clear whether you need intensive therapy or counselling...

whether you need an analyst or psychiatrist...

it's quite simple actually

It's very simple

What are they talking hovv to understand?

Dr. Pereira, how does one decide which type of doctor they should be going to?

A psychiatrist or a psychologist?

Each model has it's own strengths and weaknesses. ..

Ah individual may find one approach more appropriate than another...

depending on his persona! preferences...

and the depth and severity of the problem presented

If I hear another minute of this...

I'll go nuts

This question is for Dr. Khan

Dr. Khan, how do you know if someone is crazy or normal?

What?

Take me for example...

many of you might think that Pm crazy...

I've come for this formal seminar in these torn jeans...

so, am I crazy?

Or maybe all I need is a good stylist

Crazy! Very scary word

Because here we still believe that...

a problem of the mind is something to be ashamed of

If you have a problem with your body, that's normal...

you can tell everyone...

'hey I'm in hospital...

with a kidney failure...

lung infection, jaundice'

But if it's a problem of the mind...

then the whole family goes silent...

hush hush hush...

as if the mind is not even a part of the body

Don't laugh just yet...

the joke begins now

Here in Goa, my parents used to tell everyone...

that I'm a gynaecologist, not a psychologist

Which means the doctor's own family is ashamed...

to admit that their son is a therapist, dealing with problems of the mind

Imagine my plight...

many of my pregnant relatives landed up at the clinic for a free check up...

and you know what, I delivered a few babies too...

for the extra pocket money

No, I'm just kidding

Dr. Jehangir Khan

Thank you

You'll close it please?

So I'm Jehangir Khan...

but you can call me '.Jug'

May I have a glass of water...

from that jug, Jug?

I'm sure you can crack better yokes Kama

May I call you Kaira?

I have only one name

So, how does this work'?

I have no idea how that works...

you tell me

Can I lie down here?

Why, are you sleepy?

I'm not able to sleep

That's the reason I am here

Did you see a doctor?

Isn't that what I'm doing?

You mean the white coat, stethescope, pill-giving doctors...

I tried pills, they didn't work

That's why I'm here

Sometimes I use this to knock my patients off to sleep

You're funny

But, you need to work on your jokes

So tell me

Any major change in your life?

I just moved from Mumbai to Goa...

is that a major change?

Yes that's a major change...and?

And nothing, the moving out, the settling in...

Or the leaving, the unsettling?

No, that's not a problem for me...

I like to move, not being in one place...

in fact I love to travel...

it's just this sleeping problem

So why did you move from Mumbai to Goa'?

You know...

I came to Goa to be with my best friend...

she's having issues with this guy...

who she really likes, really 'lil

and she thought he liked her too...

but then he suddenly got engaged to someone else

So your best friend, is she okay now?

I don't think so...

I don't think she is okay

I think her main problem is her profession

She got this dream job, which is linked to him...

his new fiance will also be on this project

So how will she handle that'?

I don't know

What if everything gets messed up?

I don't know what to advise her...

should she just deal with it?

It is her dream job after all

Sometimes I feel I should tell her -

'Grit your teeth and just do it...

you won't get another opportunity like this'

And sometimes I feel I should say -

'Shut up! And say no!...

don't you have self respect?'

So I don't know what to tell her

So you are not able to sleep, because you are up all night...

wondering whether to tell your best friend to shut up or not?

My grandfather used to tell me a story...

please narrate it to your best friend

My grandfather was a mountain-climber

Before any expedition, he would be thoroughly prepared

Sad/y, poor Pyare/a/ji was not like this

Who Pyareiaiji?

A very old friend of my grandfathers'

He was also a mountain-climbing enthusiast...

whose life-long desire was to climb the toughest peak...

Mt. Everest!

Finally one day, Pyare/a/ji got the chance to climb Mt. Everest...

with a Chinese trekking expedition group

Without thought or preparation, he said yes and left

But the group was Chinese...

so they could speak only in their own language...

no English Vinglish

So the trek began

As they slowly and steadily climbed higher...

Pyare§a§ji paced ahead of the group with much enthusiasm...

while the Chinese people kept waving from behind and shouting in Chinese...

'Don't go ahead! hatahau hatahau/L.

but Pyare/a/ji thought they were cheering him oh...

and saying 'go ahead,

You can speak Chinese?

Can you?

No

Then this works

Don't laugh, listen

Sudden/y, Pyare/a/ji saw a growling snow leopard in front of him...

Pyare§a§ got scre“" 1 mean he got bloody scared

Now he started waving his hands frantically and shouting 'Help, Help!'

But the Chinese people thought he is just happy

So he kept crying for help, and they kept waving back

Then?

Then the snow leopard ate up poor Pyare/a/ji

What?

Yes he was hungry

You don't find many people on Mt. Everest...

And the group kept shouting...

'don't go ahead'

What a strange story

No, it's not a strange story

Please tell your friend...

that sometimes we choose the tough path only because...

we feel that to achieve important things...

we have to take the tough path

We feel we need to punish ourselves...

but why?

Why not choose the easy way out?

What is so bad about it?

Especially when we are unprepared for the tough path

Why climb mountains when you are not ready to?

Excuse me

You will tell your friend the story right?

It's important

Okay, I think...

My sleeping problem began...

when Raghuvendra got engaged

Raghuvendra?

The guy in my story?

Right, your friend's...

No, mine

At least I thought he was mine

We used to work together

Jack!

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

You don't answer my calls, you moved here without telling me

Without telling you

Why would I tell you?

Who are you?

Actually I have one thing to tell you...

I've made my decision

What decision?

Kaira, I have to talk to you...

Just shut up, one second

Listen to this story

This man wants to climb Mt. Everest...

but without any preparation he leaves for Mt. Everest...

with Chinese companions...

and as he's about to fall...

the Chinese people don't understand...

obviously, because they are Chinese...

and they keep waving their flag...

and the man is stuck...

and then a tiger eats him up!

Got it?

The difficult option is not the only option

We can choose the easy option also because the easy option is easy

You know, forget it

It's too much for your small mind

It's a very deep thought

Are you talking about working on the film?

I was talking about NOT working on the film!

That's my decision

Okay, okay good

Good?

Yes I think that's the best...

You think?

Did you hear that?

You think?

I have already taken the decision to not work on your film...

What do you mean by 'you think'?

I guess someone really does need therapy...

You told him?

No Koko

Him?

Yes, she told me, so?

And anyway why do you need therapy?

What's the big tragedy in your life?

You didn't want to get serious, didn't want to commit

So I don't understand, what is the problem?

You don't understand? - No!

Then get out

Oh God Kaira...

You really need to grow up

Good thing you've decided not to work on my film...

I'm looking for mature people to work with

What did I just say?

Get out right? Get out!

Bye, see you Jackie

I'm not mature enough to handle your big fat project...

but mature enough to sleep with you?

Amazing! What a revelation

Kaira I came here to...

I don't want to do this, get out

What are you doing Kaira?

Just get out!

Koko, are you sure about this?

I know with all these personal issues...

working with Raghu will be tough...

but this was your big break

Okay Jack

Sometimes we choose a tough path just because...

we believe that to achieve important things...

we have to choose the tough option

But sometimes you need to choose the easier option...

because at that time that is the best option for you

Right?

Especially when you are not ready to face that tough path

Damn! Wish I had said it right when he was here

You want some tea?

Tonight I'm going to sleep so well, so well...

Very well!

I was at this construction site...

with all these construction workers...

all short and strange people

Suddenly, I lose my balance...

and I go falling down...

this big fall...

and land in muck

I think it was a gutter

All these workers are just staring, but no one is helping...

I look up...

and I see my camera dangling...

and then suddenly out of nowhere...

this group of newly married women...

in saris, pal/us & bind/s all land up there...

and they start pointing at me, laughing at me

Bam! I woke up

It was 4 am...

I went straight to the bathroom and stood under the shower

Why shower?

I don't know

I felt dirty, I felt like I needed to clean up

So this Raghuvendra, he is tall and handsome?

That's your conclusion of my dream?

Just asking

You know what I felt...

I felt I am ugly, trashy, cheap, dirty

That's funny

What's funny?

I mean...

all this from a girl who is the opposite of ugly, trashy or dirty

That's funny... not "ha-ha" funny

0K6'!

Oops!

What's With this?

It only creaks when you really like someone, but can't do anything about it

Yes, Raghuvendra is tall and handsome

So you like tall people, not short and strange

Maybe...Sid was also tall

So there's a Sid too?

Yes so?

So I mean you're a young and beautiful woman...

you will have admirers

What do you mean?

What do you mean by admirers?

I mean you're a young and beautiful woman...

you will have admirers

Admirers? - Yes

You're trying to say that there are lots of men!

That's what you're trying to say

No, what do you want me to say?

Why would I say that? No

That's what you are saying

You actually mean that I'm a fast girl, a cheap girl... - No come on!

Fast dirty cheap...

...why use these words?

Isn't that what the world thinks?

If a girl has more than one relationship then that's it!

Kaira...

have you ever bought a chair?

What?

A chair, kursi have you ever bought one?

Yes

And did you just go into a shop and buy the first chair you saw?

No

Exactly my point

We look at so many different chairs until we find the right one

Some chairs may be comfortable but look like shit...

others look nice but are hard on the butt...

So the process starts, chair after chair...

how many chairs we check out before we find...

that one chair!

It doesn't creak with me

If we look for so many options just to buy a chair...

then shouldn't we look at options...

when choosing a life partner?

So...dirty cheap fast...no

Smart clear fine...actually superfine!

Wait wait wait

So the women in my dream who believe that...

marriage is the only acceptable relationship...

I felt dirty because of them

See? You figured it out yourself... you don't need anyone's help

But the dangling camera? What does that mean?

Just like my future, it's hanging in the air

Maybe you should sit on my chair...

and I should sit here from today

It's so cool

I wish the whole world could hear about your chair theory

Why is it important for the whole world to hear this?

No I just...

if they understand this chair theory they will stop judging others...

and what a beautiful world it will be

No Kaira...

when you understand yourself well...

then what others think of you doesn't matter

If you don't take charge of your own life somebody else will

I pity those who don't shop for chairs

Kaira, will you go back to your chair please?

Looked like you wanted to take my chair home with you

And speaking of home, I have homework for you

Homework?

Yes I'm very strict with my homework assignments

0K6'!

I want you to chat with your mom and dad

1O minutes with each please

Please, what will I say to them?

Time's up, see you next week

What! We have 2O seconds more

Hey you saw that?

What happened?

2O seconds happened

I don't like this buzzer

Homework Kaira

Hey, those are really nice looking glasses...

Thanks

You're going to see Jug?

Yup, I have an appointment

Really?

You have problems too?

YUP

I am going to get my cycle repaired

Repairs cycles too?

Hi dad

Hi darling, when will you come home?

I'll come

You will be home before Kiddo arrives right?

There's enough time for that, of course I'll be there

Your mom is in high spirits...

full planning for the party

Obviously, her prince is arriving

Those restaurant guys loved your film...

They said it was very well shot

Oh the hotel video

Close up of Prawn Ba/chao?

Anyway I'll call later

0K6'!

Bye

4 minutes!

Yes Koko, you called?

Yes, why didn't you pick up - I was cleaning Kiddds room...

I didn't have my phone

Okay but I'm busy now, can't talk bye

0K6'!

Shift that!

'Talk to mom and dad for 1O minutes'...is he mad!

Beach?

Are we having the session out here?

Why not? Problem?

No, but is it allowed?

Whose permission do I need?

I don't know, but aren't there some rules?

Like privacy, closed door, couch and all that?

There are rules

But one should know which ones to break and which ones to not

Now people will know I am crazy

Who are these people who keep following you?

Despite the mess, Goa is the most beautiful place in India

I wish I could agree

Why? You don't like Goa?

I was born here

This is where my parents live, how can I like it'?

Did your homework?

Only half...

I managed to talk to dad for 5 minutes...

okay 4 minutes, but that's a record in itself

And your mom?

I tried, but she was busy

So you've only done a quarter

What did you chat with your dad?

About Kiddo, my brother...

he's studying at the London University...

he's coming home soon, so my parents are hosting a big party...

for his homecoming

When I got here nobody even said 'welcome'

So you don't like Kiddo?

No no I love Kiddo, I really do

He's the only one who can make me smile...

just by being there

When he was little, I would read him his favorite comic...

you know Tinkle, have you read it?

Yes

Hunter Shambhu, Kaafia the Crow & Supands'...

So Supandi! was Kiddds favourite...

So I would rep/ace Supandfs with Kiddds name...

and read it to him

He loved hearing the story in my voice

Even today, he says it's his best childhood memory

And your best childhood memory?

Come on, there must be something...

I don't know

What are your favourite childhood memories?

My dad used to bring me here every Sunday...

To play Kabaddi with the sea

Kabaddi with the sea?

Kabaddi kabaddi

Go back!

Just two more

0K6'!

I can do this all day long

It's important that parents create happy memories for their children

Now I am a parent myself

So I'm hoping...

my son has at least some happy memories...

to tell his therapist

He stays with his mom

In divorce cases kids usually end up with the mother

I just regret not being able to spend enough time with him

I remember Shaira...

my doll

My dad's birthday gift to me

When I used to live with my grandparents, Shaira was with me

I never played with her, just kept her close to me

At night, I would hug her tightly and sleep

You were shy?

Yes

l-low did you know'?

Shaira-Shy... I'm a genius, really

When I was little I was shy...

dad used to call me Kaira-Shaira

But now I'm fully Kaira

Kaira-Shaira, now fully Kaira

Yes

Are you sure?

Come on

Listen tell me...

why did you want me to talk to Mom and Dad for 1O minutes?

Is there some Chinese mountain story behind this?

Someday you'll have to climb Mt. Everest right?

Where is Shaira?

Who Shaira?

My doll!

The one dad gave me

l-low come you thought of that doll all of a sudden'?

Do you know where she is or not?

She may be in the storeroom...

along with your and Kiddds old things

What do you mean by maybe?

She must be there somewhere

l-low will I remember after all these years'?

Do you remember anything at all about those years?

Taste this Bibik

What is Bibik now?

Bebinca! Kiddo's favourite

No I'm leaving

Pm making coconut Iaddoos for you...

your favourite...

see I remembered

You just want to make me fat!

Coconut laddoos/

I feel like breaking a coconut on someone's head

No, no violence, do deep breathing

What memories will parents leave behind?

When they can't remember anything themselves?

Let's drink to Shaira, wherever she is

In my street

The moon that appears

That brings Eid with it

is that you?

My mom

Has made me a suit

Has shown me a dream

is it of you?

My heart is destroying itself for someone

Who is it?

Ifs you

My heart is protecting itself for someone

Who is it?

Ifs you

Who is that so far away

Who is that so close

Who is that so specie!

Ifs you

The one for whom

I'd break all other hearts

is it you?

The one for whom

Pd go on living

I 'd insure my loving

is it you?

The one who's presence

Makes all come alive

Who is it?

Ifs you

Who is that so far away

Who is that so close

Who is that so specie!

Ifs you

Who is in my verses?

Who is in my poetry?

Who is in my diary?

Ifs you

Hi!

Oh hello...

That was a beautiful song

You have a beautiful voice

You totally rocked it

If your audience is so rocking, the song has to match up

I'm Jackie, this is Kaira

And you are?

Rumi

Rumi?

Girls night out?

Yes

They are the best nights

Hey, great song bro...

...you killed it!

Did I?

Killed who? We're all alive here

Girls night, don't mind, cheers

What a voice you have, you should be singing in films

Why only films? There are all kinds of music...

there is rock, pop, jazz, blues...

do you like blues?

Blues?

You seem more red to me...

What?

Vorresti fuggire con me?

That was Greek to me...

It's Italian actually

Does that mean that I'm so deadly and gorgeous...

that you can't take your eyes off me?

Not at all

It means that I'm heading to a private beach with some of my friends...

to play some music

Would you like to run away with me?

Not bad

Somebody seems to be in a musical mood today

"My heart is destroying itself for someone, who is it? It's you"

Excuse me?

"Last night! went out to listen to a band"

“Which band was it, where did you go where did you go?”

"The name of the band I don't know I don't know. ..but singer! know"

So tell me more... tell me moremtel/ me more

We didn't talk, only music

What to tell?

So what was his name? Banjo?

Or the fellow was called Cello?

Rumi - Wow!

My new kursi, my new chair

So, comfortable?

What?

New chair, comfortable?

Yes but it's a musical chair...

twenty four hours will have to listen to music...

how to listen'?

Why don't you tell him straight, that you like dialogue too

l-low can you tell a musician to stop the music and talk'?

He'll think I'm a musical idiot...

have you ever felt like an idiot?

I've sat through a three hour Italian Opera...

pretended it touched my heart...

when every minute was torture

I wanted to stand up on the chair and scream even louder than them...

Pm an opera idiot!

Wow, okay

What would you do if you were dating an opera singer?

I would say, 'Darling, I will do anything for you...

but don't make me hear the opera'

Then end of story right? She would dump you and run

Or after 6 months of suffering, I would run away

If one is going to suffer, the other person should at least know

What is the point of suffering in silence?

See when...

I'm so sorry - It's okay

I will get a new one for you

I'll do it, don't touch it...

I think it's safer to have our sessions outdoor

Go on, Rumi

I like people who smell nice

I hate smelly people

Really? Why'?

So you like smelly people?

Everyone has a different smell...

that's how people get attracted to each other

Eeks! Who goes around smelling people to get attracted?

Dogs

Dogs

Ya dogs!

Ganju, we should record our conversations...

they're true genius sometimes

Genius!

Yes please

"Genius is not one who has all the answers...

genius is one who has the patience to find every answer"

Deep

Which genius said this?

Dr. Jehangir Khan

Khan...khh

So does he smell nice?

Who?

There you go

Wait let it breathe...cheers

Listen to this bit

I love chocolate

Okay this bit

Wait one second

Pink Floyd's first album, you have to get this

"I agree, you're the most beautiful of all"

"I agree, you find a place in every heart"

You like strawberries?

“Yes you are a dream your every move is a charm...”

"but, you're not one to be wooed by praise"

Try some?

Can we just have the music off please!

I'm sorry, I just need some silence

Everything okay'?

I wrote this song for you

But it's okay, silence is good sometimes...

there is beauty in silence too...

let's be silent

That's not silent

I'm sorry

Okay play your song

No forget my song...

let's talk about you

I want to know everything about you

Come, sit

Tell me about you

What was your first film about?

When did you decide to be a cameravvoman?

What's your journey?

You know, I haven't even shot a selfie in my life

Isn't that funny?

So tell me...

I want to know about your dreams, your inspirations, your aspirations...

I want to know everything about you

Huh?

What's going on?

Shall I put on some music?

Please

I've heard enough for a lifetime

So still suffering silently? Or did you say it?

I yelled it

So he ran away?

No, he was very sweet actually

He stopped playing the song, which he had composed for me...

and began asking about me

I felt guilty at first but...

Why are romantic relationships so irritating?

With friends, it's all so easy, it just flows...

you don't need to make such an effort

Who are the 5 people closest to you?

Your top 5?

Why?

There is an important study...

based on the size of the human brain...

that shows that everyone has about 150 people in their whole universe

The next cut is the 5O who you would invite home for dinner...

then 15 who you turn to in times of need for comfort...

and the final cut is of 5 people who are your whole world...

your inner circle

Who are your 5?

Fatty, Kiddo, Jackie, Alka...

Raghuvendra, no

And I forgot to add...

these 5 people can also change with time

That's true but these 4 people will always be on the list

Okay, so think of these 4 and tell me

l-low do you feel when you are with them...

as compared to the changing 5th?

L-low, how do these 4 people make you feel'?

Special, I feel special I feel...

important, I feel respected...

I feel happy and safe

So you don't feel safe with your boyfriends?

No...

I feel safe but...

I don't know it's not that

With my friends...

I feel free, I feel like myself

Why safe?

When you start liking a guy...

What is your fear Kaira?

It's back in one piece

I believe broken things can be put back together

l-low is the 'Brain Doctor' going'?

Is he married or single?

Didi...

Hi Alka!

Look there

Didi... how are you?

Rubbish

Why did you go to the doctor? Are you okay?

I went to a 'Brain Doctor'

What happened to your brain?

Nothing, if you have an emotional problem in your life...

a 'Brain Doctor' can help you solve it

Do such doctors exist?

Then everyone should go to them

Yes everyone should

I agree, you're the most beautiful of all

I agree, you find a place in every heart

Yes, you're a dream, your every move a charm

But, you're not one to be wooed by praise...

Don't stop!

Come on, play the music

Heart...be silent

Don't beat so loud

Let her not see you suffer

You will smile now at my state

But, you're not one to be wooed by praise

Should I whisper in your ears

Or scream from mountain tops

It was good fun

We danced to Honey Singh songs all night

What's happening?

Fatty!

I called you, why didn't you answer?

Hi Koks

Why are you both grinning like that?

Jackie is just telling me about her new boyfriend

What?

Hello?

What new boyfriend?

L-low about telling me...

I'm right here, am I invisible?

You didn't even ask

Why do I have to ask?

Okay guys relax

l-low can you not tell me'?

I know why, because it's that weird guy at the bar right'?

See this is what you do

You're always judging my men

I'm not judging, you called him weird yourself

That was then, now I like him

But you didn't tell me that you like him

Because you never asked, you're not around

l-low am I supposed to know if you don't tell me'?

You keep doing this and blame me for everything

I am around!

Fatty where are you?

Great you also leave me

Good morning!

Good morning Jackie Chan

Anything special today?

Yes

Yo u

You're so special

Okay, I'm special

So you fix cycles too'?

I try

And if I can't fix them, I recycle them

Recycle a cycle?

Kaira, you have to crack better jokes please

So all that cycle art in your room and...

Hey, hi by the way!

This boy was wearing those funky looking glasses, you made all that?

Finally! You noticed

He's an artist

If you can't fix people do you recycle them too'?

Bye JUQ

Sorry about it

That's so mean

Yeah that's so mean, let's go

Why cycle today?

Just breaking the pattern

Yes, should break it

You must be going insane listening to crazy people like me...

all day inside one room

Quite possible

Albert Einstein once said...

"An insane person is one who does the same thing over and over again...

and expects different results each time"

By the way, Rumi, it's over...

Why?

Can't do it...

it's too much

He doesn't fit in my...

I don't know...

I can't handle it it's too much

What's too much?

Too much

Wait wait, Lance Armstrong

Did Rumi do something wrong?

No we were just wrong for each other...

Not this chair

Shiver! Only happens when we feel cold...

or have a fever, or due to weather...

or sometimes people shiver when they are scared...

I just want to be free...

free from all this

I also want you to be free...

free from your fears

Free!

Oh wow

Help me

Damn, our time's up

What?

Got to go! Sorry

Jug!

Get my glasses please

My darling boy, all good?

Yes all good

Kiddo! Spend some time with me now, not fair...

Sorry, I was getting ready...

you know it's my party, I have to look nice

You look nice

So are you part of this matchmaking?

Me?

Yes you

I have no clue but I want to see the fun

Sweet boy Kiddo

And you, is your best friend Jackie here?

Is she still single or...

Yes, she's still very much single and so is Kaira

Please stop, it's starting to hurt

Kaira, come

I want to introduce you to a young man

This is my niece, Kaira

Hi Kaira, Suresh

Suresh

Pleasure

Well I'll see you'll later then

Alright, cheers

Cheers

So you're a photographer right?

Cinematographer actually

One and the same thing

No, it's not the same thing

It's not? - No

0K6'!

What do you do?

I'm a techie...

does that sound boring?

Fun

It's fun, then cheers

So, why should I be interested in you?

That was pretty direct right?

I can be interesting if I meet an interesting girl...

it depends

0K6'!

See Kiddo, your favourite food

Thank you

What a sweet child Kiddo was, never used to cry

Never left my side, always 'Mama Mama'

Well I figured 'Mama Mama'...

was a better way to get what I wanted than to cry

l-low fast these Kids grow up

I know

Look at Kiddo, he has achieved so much at a young age

He has got a scholarship for a higher degree...

then an internship with a big firm...

tell them the name of the company, Kiddo

Dad, just stop it now

You will definitely be successful

You are doing the correct thing

You're not eating anything...

are you dieting again?

I don't feel like

Eat something

Fine, give it to me

Here have this

You remember Chanda, Kiddo was such a gentle, quiet boy...

but Kaira, a real firecracker...

she's still the same

Firecracker yes, you're absolutely right...

anger, tantrums and sulking, most of all with me

You Kids have no idea how tough it is to be a parent...

and it's never ending

Once a parent always a parent

I agree

No holiday from this job, right Ashu?

All parents should be awarded a President's Award

Huh?

I love the food

So end it then

Just end it

What?

The job of being a parent, just end it

You Keep going on and on about how 'tough' it is, so just end it

Who has forced you to continue being parents?

Has anyone forced you to?

You didn't start the job well in the first place so why continue it...

just put an end to it!

When kids need you the most you happily leave them and go

and then complain about their tantrums...

'Oh how angry she gets, makes faces'

It was your idea to bring us into the world...

you treated us the way you wanted...

and then you blame us for how we behave...

and you say it's 'tough'...

What do you mean by 'tough?

Tough my foot!

L-low could you just abandon me'?

L-low could you just do that'?

L-low could you just do that'?

L-low could you both leave me and go'?

And the only reason you took me back was because I failed the 2nd grade...

yes, I failed the 2nd grade!

Shame Shame!

Dumb Kaira failed the second grade!

Such an embarrassment for you...

that you left everything and came back to India?

And when I was finally happy living with my grandparents,

you dragged me away from there too

You separated me even from them

Yes

President's Award just for that!

And I have a firecracking news for you!

Actually a bomb!

Are you ready?

I have begun therapy!

Yes! I am seeing a 'Brain Doctor'

So feel free to call me crazy, mad

Please say it to me right now say it to my face

Say it!

I'm crazy! 'Kukoood

'Kaira's gone mad!'

That's what you think...

that people like me are crazy

She is a bit emotional right now...

she is also out of work

Dad, she has enough work

She has chosen not to work right now

Kiddo, go get her

Don't worry

Make her understand that...

once your parents moved back, she never failed in school again...

so they took the right decision

There are all kinds of failures...

and I am looking at a few right now

You okay?

I don't know

Were you happy as a child?

I only remember being happy once you came home

See this

Where did you find that?

I was looking for something from my past...

and found something from ours instead

You know...

As children, when we are sad, our elders tell us not to cry

When we are angry, they tell us 'give us a smile'

You know why?

Just to keep the peace at home

When we wanted to hate they didn't allow us...

so now when we want to love...

we suddenly find our whole emotional system is topsy-turvy...

it cannot function

Sadness, anger, hate...

we were not allowed to express anything...

so now, how do we express love'?

It's okay to be angry sometimes, even with parents...

It's good, it's healthy...

it's okay Kaira...

They left me at my grandparents' house

Mom told me this was like a vacation, that I would join them soon

Dad's export business in Goa had failed...

so he went to Africa, Middle East looking for business opportunities...

mom went with him

In the beginning I was happy staying with my grandparents...

in their big old house in Vasco

I would write a letter to mom and dad every week...

sometimes even twice a week

At that age, 'writing' meant drawing some pictures...

trying to write some big words...

but every letter ended with the same question...

'When will you come back?'

I was 5 years old...

every week I would drop my letters in the mailbox with my grandad...

then I would wait for a letter

wait for an answer to my question...

but it never came

When they called once a month, they had some e>

something about 'an address change, no post office close by, feeling unwell' etc etc

but I still kept writing

And my grandad would keep walking me to the mailbox...

he always said that I will get my answer some day soon

Then, a year later mom visited me in Goa...

with my new baby brother, Kiddo

I was jealous

Because he got to be with mom all the time, and not me

then mom said that I would be away from them for 'just a little longer'

so I was still fine with it...

I remember asking my mom if she got my last letter

she said that it was so beautiful that she put it up on the refridgerator...

so that she could see it every day

I was so happy...

I ran to my room so I could write another letter for her...

so I could see her get happy in front of my own eyes

A scene I had imagined in my head many times

So I took out my colours and paints...

drew a picture and ran to show it to her

As I was about to enter the room I heard my grandad shouting at my mom...

he was telling her that what she was doing was not right...

how could she not respond to my question, to my letters...

and then, I heard my mom reply...

"I can't give her false hope...

the truth is that we can't take her back just yet...

not until the business is set up...

It is too tough to handle two children...

and travel constantly blah blah

But everything just seemed to...

fade away...

It was a strange feeling...

like someone had grabbed the TV remote from me...

and changed the channel from something I loved to something horrid...

and then threw out the remote

I went back to my room, tore up the letter...

I was 6...

took a decision as a 6 year old...

that I had nothing more to say to them, nothing more to ask...

I didn't write a letter ever again in my entire life

Never

My poor grandad kept trying to get me to write...

but I knew I had nothing to say to my parents...

or to anyone else...

I just became quiet

I shut down

Then a year later my mom said that they were coming back for good...

dad's friend had a business partnership for him in Goa itself

In all these years, dad couldn't set up his business abroad

So imagine, all this for nothing

So they came back

But that year was the most stressful for me...

I didn't want to be with them

I wanted to stay with my grandparents

They were separating me from them too

I threw tantrums...

cried a lot, troubled everyone

To top it all, I failed the 2nd grade...

and that, not my 100 letters...

not the fact that I was their daughter living away from them

But my failure made them take me away from my grandparents...

and back with them finally

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

If you don't cry wholeheartedly, how will you laugh wholeheartedly?

It's okay...

I'm not much for rules...

but because of the rules...

I can't pop a champagne bottle to celebrate this moment...

but we can do the next best thing

To letters, Kaira

Cheers!

Go easy...

To feel safe, first the fears have to go

The fear of being abandoned, of being left alone...

You have carried this fear with you all your life...

this burden is falling on all your relationships, especially on your love life

So you leave others before they can leave you

You want to say bye before they can say bye

Because you never want to face that pain again

So, Kaira

Why not say bye to this fear once and for all?

Why not say hi to life once again?

I am not saying that you should forgive your parents...

or even to stop being angry...

you do as you wish

But I will say this...

try to look at them not in the exalted status of parents...

but just as two regular people...

who make mistakes, like everyone else

As a child it is hard to understand all this...

but now, as an adult...

you can at least try

Don't let the past blackmail your present to ruin a beautiful future

When something touches your heart

Say hi to it...

When your heart is not in it

Say bye to it...

Let it come, let it come

Let it come into your heart

Say hi to happiness

Let it go, let it go

Let it go from your heart

Say bye bye to unhappiness...

Love you life

Love you life

Love me life

Koko, I'm sorry

I'm sorry

Hello?

Hi Ma'am, I am calling from eBay, are you happy with our services?

Yes why?

Please do continue shopping with us

Thank you

Sometimes hold my hand, and walk with me

Sometimes leave my hand, and let me go free

I'm a little moody

You're a little crazy

What a pair we are

Let it come, let it come

Let it come into your heart

Say hi to happiness...

Let it go, let it go

Let it go from your heart

Say bye bye to unhappiness...

Love you life

Love me life

You are different...

you listen to me, you really listen

I wish I had someone like you in my life...

Am I making sense?

Not at all, but that will be 3000 rupees please

Where were you?

Just disappeared

I have to give proper notice if I miss a session...

and you left me with one small note

'Sorry'... that's not fair

I know, life is unfair

Fine

Hide all your secrets

You know...

my issues with my parents may get sorted...

but with men!

I am never going to find anyone

Tell me something

ls there such a thing as a perfect relationship?

Like just one special relationship?

Kaira I think...

why just that one special relationship?

I think one can have many relationships in life...

different relationships for different experiences...

like a musical relationship...

someone who shares our interest in music...

or the lets-get-coffee-together relationship...

perfect to have coffee with... but not anything else...

Special gossip relationship...

with whom you can have the perfect gossip

Or the special intellectual relationship...

for all those perfect bookish discussions...

So many different, special relationships...

The romantic relationship is just one of many

To expect a single relationship to take on the burden of every need...

a bit unfair, right?

Never thought of it this way

I'm glad the camera is back

Me too

Jug, do you want to get a cup of coffee or something?

No, our time's up

You won't bunk the next session right'?

It is the last week of our sessions...

how can I miss that'?

So, done sulking with Goa?

No more sulking

What about your work?

Actually I got an offer

What?

A production company is interested in funding my short film...

so I am thinking, why not stay back here and shoot it

Since it's the final class, have I passed?

This isn't school, to pass or fail

I wish there were teachers like you in school

I'm no teacher

Okay not teacher but...

you know what I mean

We are all our own teachers in the school of life

Okay, that got a bit heavy

Life is like a jigsaw puzzle

People like me can help you find the missing pieces...

and put them back together...

but, only you can complete the puzzle

So now that this is over...

can we meet outside of this...

just as friends or something?

No this is not possible Kaira

And what if I tell you...

that I like you...

In fact...

Go on, I'm listening

In fact I really like you

That's it, said it

I really like you too

I really like you

I respect your feelings...

but my job here is done for now

As unconventional and friendly as my methods may be...

I am still your therapist...

any other 'friendship' would be outside the realm of my own professional ethics

The closeness that you may feel to me, your 'BET...

is very normal

This happens, it's common

So I'm common?

No, you are not common

You are different, special...

you are unique

You know Kaira

People feel all sorts of strong emotions in here...

anger, hate, love

I shouldn't have said anything

No, you should have

It's really good you said what you said

You expressed your difficult feelings...

in a straightforward and mature manner...

rather than letting them fester...

inside of you...

and we don't want that...

No

This Kaira, is huge progress

Okay but, tell me one thing

l-low can this be the last session'?

No no...

No more stories?

So many new problems I will have...

Yes there will be many problems...

but now you know how to solve them

But I'll need help

I need you

Kaira...

when you see a pattern emerging in life...

a habit, then it's time to think about it

Genius is about knowing when to stop

Okay then

Baby Fatima, can't believe it

This is your godmother, Kokomaa

Battle after battle

Corporal Balthazar fought in the Portuguese army for 14 years

Nobody knew that Corporal Balthazar was not Balthazar...

but Dona Maria, a woman...

disguised as a man

This was the only way for a woman to safeguard her life and dignity

For 14 years Dona Maria fought two battles...

one on the battlefield, and the other with herself...

with her fears

Finally, one day on the battlefield, her true identity was revealed

As fate would have it...

in front of Captain Aphonso...

Captain Aphonso...

Commander of the fort and a doctor...

not only saved Dona Maria's life...

and nursed her wounds...

but made her fears disappear...

and freed her from the ghost of Corporal Balthazar

For the first time...

Dona Maria had the courage to face her true self

Finally she felt free, she felt alive

With her newfound courage, Dona Maria soon became Commander...

the first woman Commander of the Portuguese army...

Now, Donna Maria fought only one battle...

the one on the battlefield

Speech! Speech!

No speech, just shut up!

It was beautiful my darling

So proud of you

Beautiful film

Really?

Very impressed

People who make music with the camera don't need musicians

I wrote a song for you, want to listen?

Just kidding

I'm proud of you

You gave Kaira her first break right?

Yes

She could not have done this without you

Actually if I was with her, she couldn't have done this

Cheers!

To the longest project of this century!

Cheers to my baby

Hi!

Hi!

I was wondering...

Yes please tell me, what were you wondering?

Would you be able to live as a man for a few years?

Huh?

It's a really interesting concept, your story

l-low did you come up with the idea'?

What's your story?

Do you make films too?

No, I make furniture...

tables, sofas, chairs

Chairs?

Like Kursi chairs?

Chairs like Kursi

Kursi like chairs

Dear life,

I know we haven't been in touch for a while...

So nothing

Just wanted to say hi

Kabaddi kabaddi. ..