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(door closing)

Pop?

HENRY: Francis,
I'm in the sunroom.

I'm having a whiskey.

You want one?

We have a guest.

Well, does he want one?

No, she doesn't.

Come, join us.

Hello.

Sister Mary,
Frank Reagan.

Thank you for seeing me.

I didn't know I was.

(Henry chuckles)

Oh, I-I'm sorry.

Sister Mary teaches middle
school at St. Dominic's.

Oh.

Well, thanks for your service.

I've got some great memories
of St. Dom's.

Not sure St. Dom's has great
memories of him, though.

What can I do for you, Sister?

I've come to ask you
for an intercession.

(chuckles)

Sister, um, whatever
influence I have,

it is purely of this world.

And so is the matter at hand.

Commissioner, I have it from
good sources that St. Dom's

is on a very
short list of schools

the Archdiocese is
considering shutting down.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I've put together a document

that I think makes a good case
for keeping our school open.

Well, again, Sister, this is
way outside my wheelhouse.

But I know you have
a standing lunch

with His Eminence the cardinal

the third Thursday
of each month.

What was I gonna do, hold back?

She's a nun.

If you'd be so kind
as to let me

walk you through our case,
I'm confident

you'd be our very best voice
with His Eminence.

Sister, of course.

I'll listen.

But I can't promise anything.

Oh, no promises expected.

Or accepted.

And, by all means,
get your drink first.

Can I get you something?

Two fingers of bourbon, please.

Over one cube of ice.

I'll have what
she's having.

WOMAN:
Police! Anybody! Help!

He's trying
to kill her!

Police!
Police, please!

He's got a knife!

He's trying
to kill her!

Where is he?
Where is he?

On the second floor.

Ma'am, stay here.
Stay here.

(woman screaming)

(screaming)

Police! Don't move!
You lying bitch!

Drop your weapon!
Get down on the ground!

Drop your weapon!

Eddie, call a bus.

Okay. All right.

(woman gasping)

Okay.

(grunting)

(crying)

Okay. Reagan!

Reagan, I don't think
we have time for a bus!

He's going to the roof!

We got to take her to St.
Benjamin's around the corner.

Now! Come on, now!

Come on!

Look at me, look at me,
look at me. Okay.

WOMAN:
Help me, help me.

We got you.

We got to get
her to the car.

(woman cries out)
Wait, wait.

(shrieking)

Okay, we got you.

(siren wailing)

She's got a pretty deep wound
to her abdomen.

Got it.
We'll take it from here.

(woman shrieks)

FEMALE EMT: We're gonna have to take her
straight to the O.R.

(woman crying)

Reagan, behind you!
It's him!

Let's finish this, bitch!

(grunting)

Move. Get her out of the way!

Drop your knife!

Drop your knife!

(grunting)

Reagan.
Get some distance, Reagan.

(grunting)

(knife clatters)

Get her inside!

(woman crying)

Are you okay?
Yeah.

You good?
Yeah.

Stop fighting me.

(siren whoops)

MAN:
You all right, Reagan?

Get up!

What do we got here, Reagan?

We got everything
under control here, Mike.

You all right?

You're bleeding.

Nah, it's nothing.

It's not nothing,
you might need stitches.

Yeah, Reagan. You do.
Hey, why don't you let me

take him back
to the house,

while you get
your head looked at?

You prepare an aided card
on the victim.

Nah.
Go ahead.

Hey, hey. What's the problem?

Ask him.

Oh, come on.
We were rookies.

I sort of took credit
for an arrest he made.

Not "sort of."

Just messing with you, come on.

Look, I don't need the collar.

I already made detective.
Oh, yeah.

And you know the difference
between detective third grade

and detective second grade?

What?
Collars. Lots of them.

Any way you can get them.
Seriously?

Reagan, you're
bleeding pretty bad.

Really ought to get it
looked at.

Come on.

Let's go.

He's our collar, Mike.

Hey. Detectives Reagan
and Baez.

You first on
the scene?

Yeah, me and my partner.
What happened?

Well, we're still canvassing,
but we know

two young white guys, driving by...
Uh-huh.

yell some anti-gay stuff
to a guy coming out of the bar.

Then what?

He yelled something back.
They get out of the car

and come at him with a bat.

How bad?

Got his head bashed in
pretty good.

That's where he went down.

Anybody get a good look
at the perps?

Good Samaritan.
Came out of the bar,

got in the middle of it,
threw some punches,

and the punks took off.
Good Samaritan got a name?

Wouldn't give it.
My partner's talking to him.

The guy with the red hoodie.

DANNY:
Red hoodie.

Where the hell's he going?

DANNY:
Hey, yo!

Red hoodie!

Hey, Red Riding Hood, hold on.

Hold on.

I need to ask
you a question.

Fuentes.

Alex?

What are you doing?

You... working under
cover or something?

No.

So, what are you doing,
hanging out

in the West Village
in a gay bar?

Oh.

Uh...

Reagan, please, just
let me keep walking, man.

I-I don't care. Look, did you
get a good look at the guys?

Okay, so you did.

My family finds out, you know?

You know!

I know, but...

Look, you're a witness
to a crime, okay?

You can't just
walk away here.

DANNY: I'll tell
you what we'll do.

We won't put it
in the squad report,

we'll just put it
in the DA's report.

That way your family
and the squad won't know, okay?

Please, just let me
keep walking.

No. No can do.

♪ Blue Bloods 5x03 ♪
Forgive and Forget
Original Air Date on October 10, 2014

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@elder_man

♪ ♪

Is it really still
that big of a deal?

It's a huge deal.

Even in this day and age?

The culture
he's from, I'm from,

there is no "this day and age"
when it comes to being gay.

Imagine something
came out about you

would make your entire family
turn their backs on you,

for good.

I'm not sure I can.

Actually, I can--

if I was on the take
they'd all disown me.

And for him,
it's being outed.

You know how
every so often,

you can be really warm
and sensitive?

Yeah, come on.

How you holding up?

The secret's out.

Might as well
be a witness.

Yeah. Well, sorry it had
to happen like that.

Thanks.

You up for some questions?

Yeah, sure.

Happen to get a look
at these yahoos?

Yeah, um...

both male, white.

Um, kind of size
could be 18 and an athlete

or 25 and drink a lot of beers.
Okay.

And one of them,
he was wearing like a, uh,

like a football team
windbreaker, number 51.

River Glen High School.

I checked.

It's in North Jersey,

right on the New York border.

Jersey. Okay, good.

Do you think
you could I.D. them?

Probably.

Anything else
you can remember at all?

No. Anybody get, like, a plate?

No. We do know
that it's a dark SUV

that happened
to come from Jersey.

Security cameras?

We're working on it.
Look--

we're gonna get
these punks, okay?

Strange time for you, huh?

That's an understatement.

How about your partner?

Demarest, where's he?

Didn't return my calls.

Did you ever tell your partner
about your little secret?

No.

Hey, Hoffman!

Reagan!

How's your head?

You stole our collar.

Hey. Hey, hey.

Easy.

Nobody stole anything.

Yeah, we get back
to the precinct,

our prisoner's gone,
the transport sheet says,

"Arresting Officer,
Mike Hoffman."

So, the hell you talking about?

I took him back, and I got him
to make a full statement.

That he tried to kill his wife
'cause he's convinced

she's doing her boss.

Now he'll go
for attempted murder.

And that's why I got
my gold shield two years ago,

and you're still on patrol.

You know what you did.

You know exactly
what you did.

I'll tell you what,

you want a collar?

You could get this guy
on menacing and assault two

for the incident
at the hospital.

Why don't you drop prints
on him for that?

(laughs)

Hey, go for it, Reagan.

Not now, Reagan.

Unbelievable.

Listen, you got to go
to your commanding officer,

and you got to tell him
what happened.

Not my style.

Come on, this guy?

He's just some schoolyard bully.
Bully pushes you,

what do you do?
You push him back.

Yeah, I know.
So what are you gonna do?

(sighs)

I'm gonna push him back.

That's it.

(bell tolling)

She makes
a compelling case, Greg.

I'm sure she does, Frank.
Who could resist a sister

looking after the welfare
of little children?

Not just emotionally.

The parish has grown
its enrollment

ten percent
in the last couple years.

I took the liberty
of sending her research

over to your office.

Well, I'll have Goldfarb
and Bloomfield

give it a thorough going-over.

Goldfarb and Bloomfield.

Yes, Frank, our appraisers.

These are hard decisions,

and they're made harder
if the deciders go

all Bells of Saint Mary's on it.

(chuckles)

I need clear eyes and heads,

because it's strictly
a real estate matter.

Of course.

There's one thing you could do
to help her cause.

Name it.

Chair the Trinity Society dinner

and accept

the Person of the Year award.

I thought it was
Man of the Year?

Oh, well, I've got to change
with the times.

Ah.

How many times have I asked you?

Lost count.
Six.

And I'm gonna keep asking you

till you give in.

Why don't you get it
over with, Frank?

Now, at a time when you've got
skin in the game here,

Saint Dom's.

Are we horse-trading here?

Yes.

I'll chair it,

but I still can't
accept the award.

Separation of Church and State.

That again.

Now and always.

Deal?

The announcement
goes out tomorrow.

I'll clear the copy

with your DCPI.

Good.

Yeah, one was wearing

a River Glen
football windbreaker--

number 51.

All right, great, Ronnie.

Yeah, that's great.

I'll see you then.

Well, we got a mini-break.

What?
Friend of my old man's

is the chief of police
in River Glen.

since we can't make an
arrest in New Jersey.

Reagan, Baez.

Want to step in?

Close the door.

Okay.

What's up, Sarge?

What's up is
Detective Fuentes is gay.

He hid it
from Detective Demarest,

his partner of eight years.

Demarest is, like,
all bets off trust-wise.

Is that about right?

All right.

So?

So, Reagan,

you're gonna partner
with Demarest,

and you're gonna stay
on the West Village beating.

Baez,

you're gonna ride with Fuentes

on the phone robbery guy.

That's gonna fix what, Sarge?

We'll see.

It'll be for a couple of tours.

You do know the '50s
was 60 years ago, right?

You two can't figure this out
between the two of you?

There's nothing to figure out;
I don't want to work with him.

End of story.

Fuentes?

It's for the best.

He already wakes up angry.

Even on his days off
and the sun's out.

Screw you.
Jerry,

when Kelly held that thing back
from you...

Shut up.

...you and me,
we talked things through.

DEMAREST:
Shut the hell up, Fuentes!

FUENTES:
It saved your marriage, man!

And maybe it could work
for you and me.

We talk things through!
You bringing up Kelly and me?!

You think this it that?

Man, I am just trying
to help you, all right?

Here's help!
Hey!

Back off!

(indistinct shouting)
Demarest!

Get off me, Reagan!

Demarest, you stand down

or I suspend you!

You got that?

Yeah, I got that.

All right, you go outside

and you walk it off.

Now!

Go on. Beat it.

You all right?

Yeah.

Go out there and cool off
your new partners.

But, Sarge...
Go!

GARRETT:
The commissioner will make

a statement, and then he'll
take your questions.

(shutters clicking)

The victim, a male Caucasian,
is in critical condition,

despite the heroic efforts
of the off-duty detective

who intervened in the incident.

The perpetrators fled the scene

and are still at large.

And yes, given the location
of the incident

and the fact that

numerous witnesses heard
homophobic slurs

from the perpetrators,

we are classifying this
as a hate crime.

I will take your
questions now.

(shouting indistinct questions)

One at a time, please.

Let's see, Theresa.

Can you tell us the name
of this hero cop?

I believe he prefers
to remain anonymous.

Steve?

Yeah, according to my sources,
the so-called hero

was an off-duty detective
who's a closeted homosexual.

Is there a question in there?

Well, can you confirm
that the cop in question

is Detective Alex Fuentes?

No.

Robert?

The Catholic Church
condemns homosexuality as a sin,

and the commissioner
is famously Catholic.

Uh, how do you line up
your anti-gay faith

with your role as a, uh,
equal-opportunity employer?

What my men and women do
in private

is their own business.

So you only condemn
homosexuality on Sunday?

(reporters murmuring)

Well, I do believe
that the Church

is a little behind the times
on this,

but then,

I still miss
the Latin mass, so...

Next question.

REPORTER:
Uh, Commissioner,

can we get back
to the incident?

Yes, please.

Did the officer sustain
any injuries...

Thank you
for meeting us, Detective.

I'm sorry
about what happened.

The weird thing about Hoffman,
he's a damn good detective,

which put him on the fast track
and also made him greedy.

Yours isn't the first collar
he's accused of snatching.

Yeah, he's got
that hook downtown.

His uncle is
a deputy commissioner.

You got a bigger hook.

I mean, you got a crane.

No, I-I got a father
who's the PC,

but he'd never be my hook.

Yeah, and he'd never ask him
to be either, believe me.

So what can I do for you?

We're looking to return
the favor.

We want to steal a collar
from Hoffman.

Really?

Yeah.

Actually, you know
that guy, Spiderboy?

Been in the papers.
Yeah.

He comes in through the fire
escape, takes what he wants,

tags a spiderweb on the wall.

Yesterday, Hoffman is bragging
that's he's got a CI

giving up Spiderboy.

Got a search warrant
on his apartment

and to look for him
in Monday's paper.

Well, what's he waiting for?

Well, he's got
some weekend trip planned

to, uh, Puerto Rico.

Non-refundable tickets.

Well, hey,

do you know
who the informant is?

Sorry, that's all I got.

And you didn't hear it from me.

Yeah.

All right, good luck.

Thanks.
Thanks.

Good.

What's good? We don't know who
this guy is or where he lives.

Well, his name and address will
be on the search warrant,

and if there's a search warrant,
any cop can go in

and make the pinch.
Yeah, but it's not like

Hoffman's gonna show us
the search warrant.

No, but somebody else might.

Who?

I never use my hook
down at One PP,

but I do have a hook
in the D.A.'s office

that I don't mind working.

Ooh, tricky.

Here's the victim's mother.

Ms. Elvers?

Yes?

Detective Reagan.
This is Detective Demarest.

Hello.

How's your son doing?

He has
an intracranial hemorrhage.

They're going to operate.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'll be sure to
say a prayer.

Yeah, I'll get one off, too.

Thank you.

Everyone in New York

is so much kinder
than I thought.

Well, believe it or not,
there are actually

a few nice people in this city,

and we certainly want

to bring to justice the people
who did this to Martin.

I hope you catch them.

Me, too.

Do you mind if we ask you
a few questions?

I'll do my best.

DEMAREST:
Can you think

of anybody that might want
to hurt your son?

(stammers)

I just can't imagine.

DANNY: Do you know

if Martin had any problems
with anyone,

enemies at work, anything?

Detective,
Martin is a veterinarian.

He is a gentle soul.

When he was five,

he kept all the stuffed animals
on his bed

in alphabetical order.

Bear,

cat,

dog, elephant and so on.

And one day,

I noticed they were
in a different order.

And when I asked him about it,

he whispered that they were
in the order

of how much he loved them.

And then he said to me,

"Please don't tell them.

I don't want to hurt
anyone's feelings."

This is not a man with enemies.

(softly):
Okay.

(sighs)

Tell you,

it's the ones who don't cry.

They're the hardest.

Huh?

The mom back there.

She starts bawling,
then we give her a tissue

or a cup of coffee.

We have a role to play.

Instead, she just sits
there, all brave,

not wanting to make a scene
or inconvenience anyone,

but she's definitely
torn up inside.

Uh-huh.

I'm just saying.

We need to find those bastards.

Here we are. Garden State.

Hmm.

You like Jersey?

I do.

Shore's nice.
You like the shore?

Eh...

You just gonna sit there
and groan

the whole time or what?
(sighs)

I hear you.

He's your partner,

day in, day out,
on duty, off...

He knows everything
about you.

Including your
anger issues.

Did he talk to you about me?

No, he didn't talk to me...

My so-called anger issues?
No.

Just referring to
what he said in the office

about talking things out

and you and
your wife.

Oh.

You know, maybe
he's secretly relieved

you're not riding along
with him anymore.

I know I'd be.

BAEZ:
Is that our guy?

FUENTES:
No.

Our guy is
six foot two.

Right.

Well, it looked
a little like him.

Yeah.

Alex, if it's tough to ignore
the elephant in the room,

it's gonna be
really tough

to ignore the elephant
in the car.

You talk to
your family?

What, you mean
since I got outed?

Well, yeah.

I tried.

It was a... a short
conversation,

mostly one-sided.

My old man, he said,
"You're out...

"here's what
else is out.

"Holidays, family reunions,
christenings, weddings.

Don't ever come
around here again."

I'm sorry.

You know...

when I was a kid, like eight,
my old man,

he'd have his buddies over
to play dominoes, right?

And, uh, my mom,

she almost, like, coached me

before I went into a room,

on how to walk, stand,

not to be funny, you know,

because my kind of funny
was just weird

for my old man and his friends.

Well, she did a hell of a job.

Because you being gay
comes as a big surprise.

Yeah.

(sighs)

You lose your family

and your partner
in the same week.

That's got to be
tough, man.

The subject is closed.

Okay?

Where the hell is Danny Reagan?

Right here,
Chief.

Pleasure to meet you, Detective.
You, too.

How's your dad?
He's well.

Sends his best.

Jerry Demarest.
Hiya, Jerry.

So, uh, you guys
want coffee?

Uh, we can send out
if you're hungry.

No, we're great.
All right.

DANNY: Jerry's partner was the
detective who intervened.

That was
your partner?

Yeah.
(laughs)

Riding with a fairy.

What's that like?

(lisping):
"If you resist arrest,

I'm going to give you
such a pinch."

Fuentes is actually a
highly decorated detective.

Well, they do
like decorating.

(laughing)

Detective Fuentes also happened
to save his partner's life.

Yeah, he did.

Kellin, inside.

This is one of my
detectives, Billy Kellin.

This is Danny
Reagan

and Jerry Demarest.
Hey. Nice to meet you.

Okay, so, what do you got
on the baseball bat?

Uh, no prints of value.

I sent some of my guys
over to the high school

to look into number 51.
They're checkin' his alibi.

And how about 51s
going back a few years?

That's good thinking.

Uh, Billy'll run that down for you.
Great.

Yeah, I'll get started
on that today,

but, uh, I'm off tomorrow, so...

Oh.

Go back, say, ten years.

KELLIN:
Oh, actually,

you know, yeah,
I'll come in tomorrow.

Good.

Thanks.

Okay.

Guess we'll head back to the city, then.
MONROE: Hey.

You give my best
to your old man.

I'll do just that.

DANNY:
You know, I get Chief Monroe

wanting to come in
and bend over backwards,

being he's a friend
of my old man and all.

But this Billy Kellin
wanting to come in

on his day off to help us?

What the hell
happened

to the usual resentment
of two NYPD detectives

storming into the squad room
in East Cupcake, New Jersey?

And all that for an assault case?
(phone ringing)

Exactly.

Reagan.

What?

Hold on.

Yeah, all right.

It's not an assault
case anymore.

Martin Elvers just died
on the operating table.

Now it's a
homicide.

Come on, Greg, give me a break.

You and I have talked for hours

about ways the Church
needs to reform.

Yes, Frank...

alone, in private,
just between us men.

I'm sure you and Henry
have said things

about the population
you police

you wouldn't want released for
public consumption. Come on.

What do you want from me here?

I want you to issue an apology.

I can't do that.

Of course you can.

I do believe

the Church is backwards on this.

And of all the stands
to hold onto,

in the midst of the scandals
of the past decades...

That is not up to you or me.

The faith we keep is in our Lord

and the infallibility
of the Vatican

and her tenets.

Greg, the Pope himself

has begun to move
the needle on this.

The catechism of
the Catholic Church

remains firm on
the matter, Frank.

Is there an "or else" here?

I mean...
is excommunication on the table?

Oh, Frank, be serious.

Well, honestly,
I forgot the criteria.

Well, rest assured,
you haven't met it.

But I might be dis-invited

from the Trinity
dinner chairmanship

and any attendant
consideration to St. Dom's

that my participation
might have brought?

The public nature of my remark

was unfortunate.

I could issue a statement

expressing regret
for the context.

I've taken up
enough of your time.

Thank you, Frank.

You're a good friend.

(door opens)

(door closes)

Hey.

Hey.

Were you able?

Yeah, I dug up the warrant.

So your Spideyboy is
actually Davey Lugo.

Lives at 946
Washington Place Apartment 5D.

Warrant's good
until Wednesday.

I really
appreciate it.

Yeah, well, you didn't
hear it from me.

Nope, I know.

So, I've done
business with Hoffman.

He's a good
detective.

Why did he steal
your collar?

We graduated from
the academy together.

He was second
in the class.

So he just has it
out for number one?

I don't know
what his problem is.

But he made detective
and you haven't yet,

so maybe you have the
same kind of problem.

Maybe I do.

But I play by the rules.

Until now.

Fire with fire.

Or two wrongs
not making a right.

Do you always get the last word?

Yes, I do.

Sir.

Got a minute?

You know, two knocks
is kind of the minimum.

You never close your door.

I kind of went off-road
at the press conference.

You kind of drove into a ditch.

I am trying to construct

a statement that

neutralizes my criticism
of the Church

without appearing to
walk back what I said...

...and not sound
like I'm talking

out of both sides
of my mouth.

This sounds like you're talking
out of both sides of your mouth.

Then there's that.

I can do better than this.

Could you?

I can't be sure it'll
completely satisfy both sides.

It has to.

I will try.

Please try hard.

This is important
to you, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

(phone ringing, low chatter)

DEMAREST:
Got something.

What?

A bank camera
caught the SUV

rounding the corner
from the scene,

we got a partial plate.

I crossed that
with EZ pass records

from cars coming in that day,

and there's a Todd Kowalchuk
of River Glen

with four out of the six
numbers on the plate.

Beautiful. Let's go.
Where?

We're going to go scout
the River Glen football teams.

Come on, get off your ass.

Yeah.

Todd Kowalchuk,
class of 2008.

He's our driver.

DANNY: Outside linebacker
Todd Kowalchuk.

Number 51.
Uh-huh.

We found him.

Son of a bitch.
Look at this.

Huh?

Middle linebacker.

Kevin Monroe.

The chief's son?

I'd bet the farm and all
the animals on it.

I'm going through their
senior portraits right now.

Do me a favor.

Cough, okay?

What?
Just cough.

(coughs)

Do it again.

(coughs)

We got to show these to Fuentes.

Get him to make a positive I.D.

But first we need
to get their guard down.

Danny, how's it going?

Chief.

Just wanted to come by
and say thanks.

And to let you know that
we'll be out of your hair now.

You got the guys?

Well, no. We got conflicting
eyewitness testimony.

One says they're Jersey plates,
one says New York plates.

One says number 51,
the other says number 15.

But what we do know is
that there's a River Glen

in Putnam County, New York,
and we can place

two former football players
in the West Village

the night of the incident,
so there you go.

Wow.

Yeah. Sorry to be a bother.

No, no, no. Not at all.

Anytime.

Hey.

Did you say hey
to your old man for me?

Oh, well, I plan on catching him
up on his old pal real soon.

Anyone who steps into a fight
involving two mooks

with baseball bats
can't be a sissy in my book.

Aw, Pop! "Sissy"?

The thing is.

What?

Who are we talking about?

I think gay guy dad
was talking about in the car.

Wow. Whoa.

Mickey, ketchup, that
your father was speaking of.

The gay detective.

No. It's just detective

HENRY:
Nicky?

I was paying the man
a compliment.

But "sissy"? Seriously?

Okay. what would
young people call it?

Call what?
What we're talking about.

You mean gay?

Yeah, gay.

(clears throat)

Well, I'm only in fifth grade,
so it doesn't come up very much.

They kind of kidnapped
that word, you ask me.

Nobody asked you, Pop.

It's not even accurate.

I mean, gay is
"happy and lighthearted."

It doesn't mean that anymore.

As you well know, Pop, come on.

Well, it was a good word.

It still is just with a
different connotation.

(groans)
So, was it just me...

or was monsignor really zeroing
in on you during his sermon.

Yeah, I noticed that, too,
when he was talking about

Sunday Catholics as opposed
to every single day Catholics.

A reserved pew up front
is a blessing and a curse.

I thought you were gonna
issue an apology

for shooting your mouth off
about the Church and the gays.

I use it right that time?

I told His Eminence

I would.
Apparently I am guilty

of heresy until the apology
is actually released.

Which is when?

Which is after I've written it.

That was delicious.

What's for dessert?

Humble pie.

Then I'm full.

FUENTES: This guy...
DANNY: Uh-huh.

and this one.

He was the one with the bat.

You sure about that?
100%.

All right then.
We're good to go.

So, what happens now?
Well,

Kowalchuk and Monroe
are partners

in an exterminator business
in River Glen.

Okay.
So...

we have an appointment for them
to assess our termite problem

tomorrow in Vandergoes Township.

Okay.
Vandergoes Township

is the neighboring town
to River Glen

and also happens to fall

on our side of the
New York state line

where Chief Monroe
can't help them.

When's the appointment?

Tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.

Maybe you and your, uh, partner
would like to join us?

Sure.
Fuentes?

It's up to him.

You'll join us.

(siren wailing)

Out of the vehicle with your
hands in the air now! Come on!

Get your hands against the car.

I'm Detective Reagan
with the NYPD.

You're under arrest for
accessory to murder

of Martin Elvers.
You hear me?

Never heard of him.
And this is Jersey.

You got
no jurisdiction here...

Hey! You just crossed the line
into New York, jackass.

It's gonna be your home for a
while, so I'd get used to it.

Demarest, let Fuentes
do the honors with him.

You take this schmuck.

Come on.
Hey!

Kevin Monroe,
you are under arrest

for the murder of Martin Elvers.

Hey, Reagan, Baez?

You mind if Fuentes and I take
these guys in for booking?

They're your collar.
You earned it.

Go on, get out of here.

Come on!

You got one hell of a
partner there, Demarest.

Guess I do.

You miss me?

A little.

More than a little.

No, really, just a little.

Mm-hmm.

Good evening, Sister.

I'm, uh...

sorry to keep you waiting.

Busy day.

How did it go with His Eminence?

I'm afraid I failed you.

What the hell happened?

Pop, the sister needs another

cube of ice in her drink
and I could use one myself.

I can take a hint.

I butted heads
with the Archdiocese last week.

When you shot off your mouth

about the Church's
stance on homosexuality.

Yes.

I read the papers.

I regret it.

I shouldn't have
answered the question.

But I have been asked

to issue a public apology.

And you can't do that?

Well, I tried.

But then I realized
that any apology,

no matter how carefully
worded and qualified,

would come off

as me recanting my objection.

And I couldn't do that.

I see.

I don't expect you to.

Oh, I'm sure there
will be another way

to keep St. Dom's open.

Are you? Really?

Well, with

all due respect, my faith

is in Our Lord first.

You second.

(short laugh)

Please try to understand.

I command 35,000 men and women.

I have no idea how many are gay

or lesbian or whatever.

I don't want to know.

I don't need to know.

And I won't condemn them
because I'm a Catholic.

It's none of my damn business.

Commissioner,

the day I entered
the convent started

on the train platform
in Madison, Wisconsin,

where I kissed
my girlfriend good-bye.

Now, there's not a day I regret
answering our Lord's call,

or a day when I'm ashamed
of who I was before.

So, thank you.

So, how did you screw up
with His Eminence?

What the hell?

David Lugo.

No.
Don't move.

Where do you think
you're going?

We are officers
of the NYPD.

I have here a warrant

to search these premises
for stolen goods.

The search was
hugely successful.

On your knees.

Hands behind
your head.

Let's roll,
Spiderboy.

Why aren't we booking
him downstairs?

'Cause he's
not our collar.

The hell are you
talking about?

The whole point of
this thing is...

To get even.

Here, hold him.

Hey, Detective Hoffman.

Reagan.

What the hell?

We have here one David Lugo,
aka Spiderboy.

We executed a warrant
to search his residence

for stolen property,

which turned up some
very positive results.

So, we placed Mr. Lugo under
arrest for said stolen property,

but were made aware
that Mr. Lugo was the subject

of an ongoing investigation
by the detective.

So, in the spirit of the
ancient and solemn brotherhood

of the NYPD, here's your collar.

Hey.

Screw you, Reagan.

You're welcome, Mike.

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