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30 years ago I'd found
The Book of the Dead.
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Now because I read from the book...
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Me-sar-tra.
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Evil has found me.
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Burn in hell.
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She's here.
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Dad?
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What did you see?
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My mother.
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She died.
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You can't outrun evil Ash!
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Watch me!
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Ash!
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Help me.
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That, my friends, is how we do it.
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Look, I have no idea where you learned
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how to kill those things,
but if whatever I saw...
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They call 'em Deadites,
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and I'd say it's a gift from God,
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but that would be giving the man upstairs
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a little too much credit.
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This is all me, baby.
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Very humble,
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but listen, if whatever
I saw at my dad's house
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is a Deadite,
then he's in a lot of danger.
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We're way past danger.
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That's why we have to get
that book translated
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and find the phrase
that'll put the lid back
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on all this bullshit.
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Okay, well, what if we
stop at Kelly's on the way
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to get your book looked at?
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- It's a win-win.
- Sorry, no can do.
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Well, I can't just abandon him.
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Look, I get that you wanna save your dad,
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but I'm tryin' to save
all the dads everywhere,
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and the mommies and the babies.
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So you'll forgive me,
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but I got to duct tape some
big-ass bullet holes
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before I roll.
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Wow.
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Hey.
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Kelly!
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Wait, please!
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You can't go back there alone!
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Shit.
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Looks like your girlfriend took your bike.
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I tried to get her to stop,
but she wouldn't listen to me.
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Yeah, I know it's not a very
"PC" thing to say these days,
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but, chicks are like that.
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- Mm.
- It's just a fact.
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Well, I'm shovin' off to take
care of the book.
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Catch you on the flip-flop.
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Umm, about the book...
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she took it.
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She took it?
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Yeah, she-she grabbed
it on her way out,
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I guess she thinks it's gonna help her
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- with her mom.
- Fuck me!
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I can take you to her dad's.
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All right, wipe your feet and get in.
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Sweet.
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So do you think Kelly's mom
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could have turned into a Deadite?
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Moms don't just come back to life.
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If Kelly's old lady's walkin' around,
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I'm probably gonna have
to cut her head off.
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Oh, man.
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I really don't wanna have to fight anymore
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of those things.
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Well, for your first time, you did great.
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Most folks just end up dead.
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Yeah, but-but I don't-
I don't wanna end up dead
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like most folks.
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Hey, do you-you got any fighting tips?
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Trust me, once you get jacked in the face,
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it'll all click.
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I can't even get my nut up to rumble
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unless I've had a good shot to the chin.
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Oh, man.
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You're like an expert.
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I mean, it looks like
you've taken a bunch.
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I don't know about that.
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I think this mug is basically
mint condition.
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- Argh!
- Oh my God!
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Oh my God!
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Oh my God, Mr. Roper!
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I've always hated you!
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Get off of him!
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Pablo! Do something!
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Hey, Mr. Roper?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, fuck!
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Fuck, Ash?
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I know you said that when
I get hit I'd know what to do,
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but I just got hit,
and I don't know what to do!
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You sad, old failure,
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you'll never defeat evil!
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Yeah, thanks for the heads up.
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Is this what it's like to be you?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Never killed my boss before,
so that was new.
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That was the scariest thing
that's ever happened to me.
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I thought I was dead,
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but then it was so cool when you said,
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"Thanks for the heads up."
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At first I was like,
"Did he mean it like that?"
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And then I realized, "It's the Jefe."
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"Of course, he did."
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This ain't my first rodeo, kid.
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Hey, do you have a-a towel
or something I could borrow?
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Ah, bingo!
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Here we go.
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Thanks.
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I don't know.
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You the police?
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A lot of death around here lately.
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Yeah, more than we've ever had.
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Special Agent Fisher,
Michigan State Police.
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It's very possible this
is connected to the killings
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from the other night.
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Do you know who...
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who lived there?
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Don't know his name,
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but he was always a real
asshole to me and my wife,
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and our kids, and pretty
much everyone else around.
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You should tell
her about the girls.
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The girls he brought back...
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Sometimes he'd even bring
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whores back to his trailer.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Yeah, whores, got it.
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Last one he brought back,
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some girl with a skanky wrist tattoo.
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I heard 'em chant some weird voodoo stuff
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from inside that crappy trailer.
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Wait. You said, wrist tattoo?
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I'm pretty sure that's not
the only place she had one.
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Thanks for your help.
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Well, it's cozy.
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Oh, man.
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Something seems very wrong here.
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It always does.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We bust in there,
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We fight through the carnage,
we bail with the book.
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Okay, yeah. Oh God.
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What if Kelly's mom gave
Kelly the evil force
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and then you have
to cut off Kelly's head...
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Pablo, focus up!
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Just stay behind me.
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Let the boomstick do the talkin'.
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Things get hairy, use your bottle.
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I don't think
it's a very good weapon, Jefe.
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You had to stab Roper like 50 times.
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Hey, I was sharpening it for you.
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Now come on, you ready?!
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- I'm ready!
- Let's do this!
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- I'm feeling strong.
- Yeah!
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- ¡Sí, se puede!
- ¡Sí, se puede!
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Where's my book?!
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Please, please don't hurt us.
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Take anything, but you
will not touch my family!
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My God,
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what are you guys doing here?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey. Hi, Kelly, you're okay!
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You-you know these men?
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- We're, uh, yeah.
- Um, yeah.
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We're-we're friends from work...
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Man, you have a nice house.
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Yeah, we were just passin' through,
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thought we'd stop in and say, "Hi."
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Hi.
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Why are you covered in blood?
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We hit a deer on the way up here,
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and when I tried to pull
it outta the grill of my car,
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the sucker just exploded all over us, so...
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We had to cut it up with my chainsaw, arm.
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I'm actually a hunter,
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and I've never seen a deer explode.
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Well, maybe you're not
hunting the right deer.
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Okay, could you just
excuse us for one second?
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Jesus, you guys.
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Look, my mom's alive.
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She was living in a homeless shelter
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in Ohio with amnesia,
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And then yesterday,
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she finally started
to remember who she was.
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- That's great.
- Yeah, pretty convenient timing.
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Okay.
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Look Ash, I know we saw some crazy shit
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at your trailer park, but this
has nothing to do with that.
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Does she look like one of those things?
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No, but when it comes to Evil,
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if something seems too good to be true,
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it probably is.
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Now about my book.
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Sweetie, is everything okay?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Sorry.
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Mom, Dad, this is my friend, Pablo.
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He got me the job at Value Stop,
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and, this is Ash,
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A person I never thought
would be in my home.
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Hi, you used to be dead, right?
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Ash!
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Honey, it's okay.
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I- I don't blame you for
telling people I was dead.
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I might as well have been dead.
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The only thing I can remember is,
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driving to the store in a terrible storm,
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and I, I went over a guardrail,
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and then... nothing for months.
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They said she drowned,
but they never found a body.
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So, we never gave up hope.
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What a touching story.
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Okay, well,
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You must wanna get back
to your van house now.
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Oh, sweetie, don't be so rude.
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Maybe your friends are hungry?
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- Oh.
- Uh, dinner's already made.
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Look lady, I don't know
what game you're playin',
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but I want my book, and I want it now!
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Ah, we'd love to stay for dinner.
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That sounds great.
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Come on, Ash. Let's tidy up.
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Over here, please, hey...
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Is this the man?
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Yeah, that's him.
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He looks way dumber in real life,
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but that is very close.
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Ship it.
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Hey, can I have a look at that?
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Sure.
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Are you the one behind all this?
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Amanda, what are you doing here?
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Give us a second.
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I just thought, if there's a connection
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to what happened the other night, then...
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Fisher, you were in an
officer involved shooting.
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You're not supposed to be anywhere near
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a crime scene right now.
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What does it matter?
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It matters.
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Please, for your own good.
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Okay.
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Um, hey, Jefe?
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Ah, hold on.
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- Ugh.
- Gross.
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Thanks.
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So, forgive me but...
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I got a small confession.
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I took your book.
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You what?
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I hope you're shittin' me.
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Well, I...
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I knew you wouldn't help Kelly
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unless you thought she had it.
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Oh, so you just lied to me?
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You know I trusted you, Pablo!
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I'm sorry,
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but at least everything is okay,
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and we get a free dinner.
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You don't believe Mom's
horseshit story, do ya?
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She's a Deadite, and I think Dad is too.
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00:14:30,024 --> 00:14:32,775
Her mom, she doesn't even
have the crazy white eyes.
268
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,727
I noticed they're brown and lovely,
269
00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:36,362
like her daughter's.
270
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,564
Yeah, I remember when I was like you.
271
00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:41,367
Young, dumb, full of...
272
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,451
conflicting emotions.
273
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:44,536
Look, these things are tricky.
274
00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:45,788
They can disguise themselves as human
275
00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,573
and just when you're comfortable, boom!
276
00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:02,137
It's just a storm, Pablito.
277
00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:06,141
Look, Ash, I think you're being
really paranoid about this.
278
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:07,926
If Kelly's mom is one of "them,"
279
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,479
why wouldn't she have killed
her before we got here?
280
00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:12,981
Because she's tryin'
to reel in the bigger fish.
281
00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:14,600
Don't you get it?
282
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,519
If you snag a little fish,
you're not gonna eat it.
283
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,521
No, you use it as a bait fish,
284
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:21,273
to catch the whale.
285
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,613
I'm the whale, Pablo.
286
00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:28,781
Yeah, I got that.
287
00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:30,282
And Kelly...
288
00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:31,284
She's the bait.
289
00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:32,451
Yeah, that's right.
290
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,454
Unfortunately for Mom,
this whale swam in there
291
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,456
with a big ol' shotgun.
292
00:15:36,507 --> 00:15:40,342
She was just waiting
for me to drop my guard.
293
00:15:40,378 --> 00:15:42,344
That's why she's inviting us for dinner.
294
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:45,798
Well, for the record,
295
00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:47,466
I think she's a real mom,
296
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,551
and this is my chance
to impress Kelly's parents.
297
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,854
So, can you just do me a solid, please?
298
00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:54,473
And just, be polite in there.
299
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,108
Oh, I'll be polite.
300
00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:58,060
Right up until I'm rude.
301
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,815
Hey, how you holdin' up?
302
00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:05,818
I mean this must all
be a big shock for you.
303
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,454
I mean, my mom's back,
304
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,539
and I thought I'd never see her again.
305
00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:11,990
So, I don't know.
306
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,877
I guess I'm actually
307
00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:17,496
happy, for once.
308
00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,838
Ta-daa
309
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,339
Wow, Mom, it looks great.
310
00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:29,141
Thank you.
311
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:33,011
You know you could,
312
00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:34,646
take off your gun.
313
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,899
Put it over there with your chainsaw limb.
314
00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:41,353
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
315
00:16:41,405 --> 00:16:43,105
Oh, well, yeah.
316
00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:45,357
I would rather not have a gun at dinner.
317
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,526
Well we can agree to disagree.
318
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,610
This guy hunts.
319
00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:49,945
He gets it. Huh?
320
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:56,452
Honey, I made your favorite.
321
00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:58,454
Roast beef, medium rare.
322
00:16:58,506 --> 00:16:59,955
Mom, you remembered.
323
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,458
But you know for somebody
who recently lost their memory,
324
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,709
yours is pretty good.
325
00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:07,346
Well it, it keeps
coming back in pieces.
326
00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:08,621
The doctors said eventually
327
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,516
I should regain everything.
328
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,469
I'll bet they did.
329
00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:15,721
So what are your plans, Mom?
330
00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,147
I am sorry.
331
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,679
You were saying?
332
00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:31,053
Well, now that you're back,
what's your big plan?
333
00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:34,323
Well, just try to get
everything back to normal.
334
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:47,753
Thank you.
335
00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:56,479
Normal?
336
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,763
Ha.
337
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,481
What's normal?
338
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,850
- Family. Work.
- Work, where?
339
00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:02,935
- Oh, I'm an English teacher.
- What grade?
340
00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:04,102
- Tenth.
- What's your favorite book?
341
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:06,321
The Old Man and the Sea.
342
00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:07,439
Ah, so you like fishin'.
343
00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,658
- I like fishing.
- This ain't about you, Dad!
344
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:14,112
What are you waitin' for?
345
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:16,448
You know you want a piece of this.
346
00:18:18,502 --> 00:18:20,502
Pablo, believe it or not,
347
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,788
the rude middle-aged man ya brought
348
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,374
is kind of ruining my "mom time."
349
00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:29,545
Ash, you're wrong, I'm right.
350
00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,847
Lay off. That's her real mom.
351
00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:35,517
Well.
352
00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,386
Can we get back to dinner or,
353
00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:40,472
did you have some more questions for me?
354
00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:42,808
Seriously.
355
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,309
Well, actually, just one more.
356
00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,312
- Oh my God!
- Oh, God.
357
00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:48,981
- Honey!
- Holy shit!
358
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:51,316
- Mom!
- Can you hear me?
359
00:18:51,318 --> 00:18:53,869
Suzy, Suzy!
360
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,654
Honey? Oh, oh God.
361
00:18:55,706 --> 00:18:58,707
What the fuck is wrong with you, huh?!
362
00:18:58,742 --> 00:18:59,992
How dare you!
363
00:18:59,994 --> 00:19:01,460
You come into our house,
364
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:04,496
Eat our food and then, I mean...
365
00:19:04,548 --> 00:19:06,381
Ash!
366
00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:13,388
Oh, good.
367
00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,340
I was startin' to feel like a real dick.
368
00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:16,342
Honey...?
369
00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:19,158
No, don't touch her! That's not your wife!
370
00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:29,489
- No!
- Get down!
371
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,607
Oh my God!
372
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:37,362
I told you.
373
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:39,364
A good shot to the face
always gets the juices flowin'.
374
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,116
Come on!
375
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:42,534
Let's tango, bitch!
376
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,616
Pablo, you okay?
377
00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:15,817
Yeah.
378
00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:17,370
I'm okay.
379
00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:18,570
Kelly.
380
00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:20,455
Where's Kelly?
381
00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:21,623
Kelly?!
382
00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:40,509
♪ Hush little baby ♪
383
00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:43,395
♪ Don't say a word ♪
384
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:48,400
♪ Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪
385
00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:49,768
Mom?
386
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:54,823
♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪
387
00:20:56,527 --> 00:21:01,329
♪ Momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪
388
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:05,834
Mom...
389
00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:07,502
What is happening?
390
00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:18,346
Kelly, please.
391
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,467
Please help me.
392
00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:26,688
I- I don't know what's going on.
393
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,774
You...
394
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:29,809
you killed Dad.
395
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,309
Oh no.
396
00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,145
Oh God.
397
00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,617
I- I bla-I blacked out.
398
00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:42,120
I, uh, please,
399
00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:44,456
I think you can,
400
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:45,771
I think you can help me beat it.
401
00:21:46,493 --> 00:21:47,993
I will.
402
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,995
I will, Mommy. I'll help you.
403
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,329
I'll help you.
404
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,384
You left dinner before Daddy excused you.
405
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,969
No! No, wait, wait!
406
00:21:58,005 --> 00:22:00,472
Look, she's fine, she's fine,
she's fighting it!
407
00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:01,423
We can save her.
408
00:22:01,475 --> 00:22:03,642
It's too late for saving. Back off!
409
00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:05,310
- No, no, no...
- Baby, baby.
410
00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:06,678
- It's okay.
- No.
411
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:08,930
Come here, come here.
412
00:22:08,982 --> 00:22:11,016
Baby.
413
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,901
There was no accident.
414
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,489
I drove off that bridge on purpose.
415
00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:21,526
To get away from you!
416
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,869
Now the three of you will perish together.
417
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,505
Evil will walk the Earth!
418
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:35,757
Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.
419
00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:45,433
Oh, fuck!
420
00:22:52,192 --> 00:22:54,860
Good night, Ashley.
421
00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:10,625
Oh, fuck!
422
00:23:10,661 --> 00:23:12,077
- Shit!
- No!
423
00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:27,642
Mom, please!
424
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:31,396
Mom, please...
425
00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:34,015
Ash! Ash, help us!
426
00:23:35,569 --> 00:23:37,319
Time to die!
427
00:23:38,355 --> 00:23:39,355
You got that right.
428
00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:14,973
Good night, Mother.
429
00:24:26,403 --> 00:24:29,371
So, look um, I'm not a grief counselor,
430
00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:30,956
but if it's any consolation,
431
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:34,125
I have had to kill and bury
loved ones before.
432
00:24:34,161 --> 00:24:35,877
A bunch of times actually.
433
00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:40,498
This "Evil,"
434
00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:42,884
it made me think my mom was alive.
435
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,502
Killed my dad.
436
00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:47,672
I hate whatever did this.
437
00:24:47,674 --> 00:24:49,808
Yup, that was my takeaway, too.
438
00:24:53,981 --> 00:24:55,847
Yeah, yeah, me too.
439
00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,732
I also hate this Evil.
440
00:25:00,854 --> 00:25:03,688
Ash, I'm not sorry that I took your book
441
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,323
to get you to come up here.
442
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,158
I'm not either.
443
00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:08,443
Sometimes the whale needs his bait fish
444
00:25:08,495 --> 00:25:10,862
to remind him of where he is in the ocean.
445
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,532
Or somethin' like that.
446
00:25:14,534 --> 00:25:16,084
Anyway, thanks, Pablo.
447
00:25:18,538 --> 00:25:21,039
Kelly, if you really hate what did this,
448
00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,458
you should come with us.
449
00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:26,378
Let's bring the fight to it.
450
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:30,632
I mean, I guess I don't know
what else I would do.
451
00:25:30,684 --> 00:25:32,934
Well, she shouldn't be alone right now.
452
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:35,470
Plus, you're kinda like a young me.
453
00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:37,939
Deadites ruined your life
and you're hot as hell.
454
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,393
Okay, let's get to the book store
455
00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:44,362
and hit the undo button
on this BS once and for all.
456
00:25:45,866 --> 00:25:47,732
You know they were Jewish, right?
457
00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:52,370
I- I did not.
458
00:25:52,406 --> 00:25:53,788
Wish you could have said somethin'
459
00:25:53,824 --> 00:25:55,457
before I made those dumb crosses,
460
00:25:55,492 --> 00:25:58,326
but, okay.
461
00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:00,578
Whenever you're ready.
462
00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:52,207
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