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FILM STUDIO ‘SEPTEMBER’

with the support of the Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation

with the support of the Russian Cinema Fund

present

Script Andrey Zaytsev

Directors of photography Kirill Bobrov Shandor Berkeshi

Art director Olga Khlebnikova

Costume designer Alana Snetkova

Make-up artist Darya Palamarchuk

Sound designer Vladimir Golovnitsky

Recording engineers Sergey Ovcharenko Maria Ushenina

1st assistant director Sonya Uritskaya

Editors Andrey Zaytsev Yulya Batalova

Producers Olga Granina Andrey Zaytsev

Director Andrey Zaytsev

14+ FIRST LOVE

Alex, wake up.

Wake up, I say. Now!

Get up, Alex! Alex, get up!

Alex, your scooter’s been stolen!

My scooter’s been stolen?!

Get up quickly, or you’ll be late for school again.

Get up!

Today’s topic is sexy numbers or primes. And what we can do with them.

We come across sexy primes in mathematics rather often.

For absent minded, I remind sexy primes are prime numbers

that differ from each other by six. Is that clear?

But first let’s solve a task with monomials Let’s reduce them to a standard.

The first monomial. 1.2 A squared. B. 5 B.

The 2d – 2.5 B squared, 5 A cubed.

So, A, B4 A squared. 5 A cubed

3d monomial with a sexi prime:

1.2 A squared, B. And the last with a sexy prime: 7...

I remind you, you have to reduce all sexy primes and calculate the alphabetic degree.

This sexy prime and that...

Vasin! Bring the eraser!

This sexy prime and that have the same sexy prime multiplier.

There’re no other monomials or sexy primes.

- Remember this girl from TV show? She was 12... - Got pregnant?

- Had a baby! - OMG!

- Our classmate got married in the 9th form. - No way!

Wow! Chics walking!

A bubble gum... chupa-chups...

- and 3 gin&tonics. - Are you 18?

What?! Can’t you see?

- Your passport.

Honey, where shall I keep it? Any ideas? May be in my panties?

- Luda, hi, sweety! - I’m fed up with you all.

Everything’s under control!

A pack of sunflower seeds and a “Beer #9”.

Thanks!

- Auntie, this is “Beer #0”. Alcohol free - Yes, uncle, “Beer #0”.

- Well, we asked for “Beer #9”... - And what?

- My dad asked me to buy one for him. - Get lost now.

I’ll call the guard. What do you want?

Why so sad? Give us a smile!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Did you call me? - Sure! Non-stop!

- I know! - Are you nuts?

- Oh! A phone! - Give it back!

- Waiting for a text message? - Not from you.

- And from who? - Give it back!

- Are you crazy? Turn it off! Off!

- Is it Wolf?

- Yes.

- You know these ones? - No.

- They’re kind of from school #201. - Cool.

- Yeah...

- They kind of started a fight. - Which fight? With our school?

- Yep.

- Soft... - Who?

- The one in pink. - Pink is a tricky color.

Let’s tear crash them all!

One for all. All for one!

Till we’re united they can’t win us!

Stronger! Give him a punch in the face!

Come on! Smash him! Show him! Pull him by his leg! Polish him off!

Zobar, make a fire, let’s get dry!

Don’t look at me like that! Or your head’ll spin!

Alex, switch it, please.

- Mom, but why? - Because. Just do it.

Stephanie, we need to do the i’s.

Yeah, this one!

Stephan, you know, I’m married to Vladimir

I don’t care! I’m ready to do anything for our love.

Vladimir took my business! He’s my enemy.

Stop! Come here! Closer.

Stephan, remember the poet Pushkin:

But I’m given to another now, And I’ll eternally keep my vow.

Here you’re. Ok, now you can go.

School #201.

Age: 14-15.

Gender: female.

Vika, Sweet One.

Born July 10. Status: in an active search.

Alex, I need to talk to you. They say you should try all in life.

I disagree. Not all. You’re a grown boy. I understand it.

You need to know certain things. I want to talk about 3 important things.

Alcohol, drugs and women...

You’re an adult, you must like someone, but don’t hurry to touch her.

THE BOY’S GROWN UP.

- Alex, haven’t you listened to me? - Why? I did. It’s not loud.

And why you say you will?

What will I?

Search!

Search what?

Various websites.

Which websites?

The ones! You know which!

Porno!

No, Mom, I won’t.

I wish I could believe you!

Ok. I’m off.

Hi, my name is Alex. And yours? Vika, right?

Yes, I’m a kind of magician! Psychic. Kidding. I checked your profile.

Don’t be surprised I came to you. I’ve been waiting for you here.

I guessed you’d be passing by here. You’re from school #201?

Yes, that’s from your profile, too. Me, I’m from #307. We’re enemies.

We could fight. Yep...

Yep... Cool!

Look...

Any plans for tonight?

What about going out?

Yeah. Oh, it would be great! Yeah, I’ll write it down.

Ok. I’ll give you a call tonight. Bye!

Vika!

Come here!

Come here! Hey!

I’m telling you, here!

Come here!

Come here. Did you hear me?

Why are you neighing?

I was waiting till police’d give me back my driving license. And they did!

Hi, Alex...

Meet Valera...

He was in our hospital, discharged today We’re kind of celebrating...

- Hello! - Hello...

- Valera. - Alex.

- This is for you. - A yellow car! Say thank you!

- Leave him alone - Thank you.

So, well, what next? Will you eat with us?

I won’t.

- No? Would you like some juice? - No, I’ll go to my room.

Ok, sure.

This is my son Alex. Well...

I’ll be back in a second.

Alex!

Alex!

Alex!

What?

- Are you feeling bad? - No.

- Didn’t you get ill? - I didn’t!

Alex... Do you mind if Valera will sit with us a bit longer?

Alex!

Why should I care? Do what you like!

- Please, no. Valera! I can’t. - What can’t you?

- Please, no. Let’s meet somewhere else. - Sure!

- Then why you’re pulling me?

- The child is there. - Your child’s already sleeping.

- He isn’t, he’s walking. Don’t. Please! - Come here...

- Let’s do it some other time. - Other time? We’re adults.

- Valera! Don’t! Better eat the cake! - I will, later!

- I’ve been waiting a whole month! - I beg you, Valera, don’t!

Please, don’t! Valera!

Here you are!

Jerks, no more fear?

Show them!

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi, Vika. I’m Alex.

I’ve been waiting for you. Wanted to meet you.

I like you a long time, wanted us to meet... to go out.

Vika, it’s for you!

Coming.

Where are you?

’’Family status – in active search’’

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TO ALL! FRIDAY, A DISCO IN OUR SCHOOL #201! WELCOME!

VikaVikaVikaVikaVika.

No, it can’t be true! They should know how I want to dance!

How good I’m at dancing! They’ll love dancing with me!

Let me introduce you to my daughter.

I have the honor of knowing her. Let me invite you for a waltz.

A disco in school #201. Vikaaaaaa!!!

May I?

Let’s go out. Vika’s calling you. She wants to talk to you.

Let’s go.

- What’s your name? - Alex.

- Got it. Which school? - 307

- Now I see... - What?

Nothing. Here.

Come here.

What? What did you say? You can’t put two words together!

You didn’t drink? What didn’t you drink? Who? Who?

You can’t put two words together! Pissed off again.

Your son’s all beaten up! All in blood! They’ve beaten the hell out of him!

They’ve beaten him on the face! All his face is smashed!

I hate you! I hate you! Here, talk to your dad.

Hello. Yeah, hi, dad.

It’s ok. No, mom's exaggerating.

No, really, it’s ok.

Yeah. Well, kind of. Pushed each other a bit.

No, dad, don’t go to my school! No! Don’t, dad!

I’ll fix it myself, ok?

No! Don’t, dad! I’ll fix it myself!

No, please. Yes, yes, yes, ok! Yeah, keep in touch.

Yep, yes. Ok, dad, bye.

- Feeling dizzy? - No.

- Sure? - Sure.

Ok. Beast. I hate him...

I’ve told you thousand time to keep your things in order!

How many times I asked you to put your linen away into the sofa?

How many times? It is so difficult?

No more rubbish here! Or I’ll throw it away!

With all your wires! Got it!?

“One more step and I’m away”

“I’m still breathing. Sorry for that!”

“I feel very bad”

“Go to hell. Go to hell”

“I love y... I need you”

“Neither yours nor anybody’s”

“Inna is a bitch and whore. Dima+Nastya=love”

“I never thought love hurts so much”

“Taking HIM away from your life. Eternity ...left”

Shall we call him?

Fuck him!

Look!

- Are you nuts? - Why?

- They’ll notice us. - And what?

Well... shit...

Well, so we kind of want to say sorry it came out this way.

You see, we didn’t want it to be like that.

We had to do it, you see. Wolf, he told us and we couldn’t say no.

We were gonna have problems. Give it to Alex.

Tell him, Vika said, sort of, if he wants, we could mix together.

And she’s really sorry, cause, shit, we really didn’t mean it that way.

Yes. So...

Why are you silent?

Shit. Poor you.

“Forgive me. Call me if you want. Vika”

Yes!!!

One, two, three! Action!

No, no, no! Please, I beg you!

- Idiots! What are you doing? - There’re people there!

Don’t! No!

Hooligans!

Let’s go!

Go!

You’re fighting like my granny!

- Rush perfume by Gucci? - No.

- That’s really Rush by Gucci! - That’s really NOT Rush by Gucci.

Tell me about it! I know! It’s a fake Gucci. But a good one.

- I’ll see you off. - No! You needn’t. I’ll walk on my own.

- Like a drone. - Really, you shouldn’t. Wolf’ll be there.

- Hare wolf? Wait.

Let’s go?

Let’s.

You see, there’s no one.

Superman! Romeo!

Where’re you off to? Stop!

Dad, this is Alex. May he come in for a while?

Hello.

Have you checked the time?

- Hello! - Hello.

Daddy, only for a couple of minutes. It just happened so.

Thanks, daddy!

Daddy...

Can we go to my room?

Only for half an hour.

Just it happened so.

May we?

Come in.

“Stop guzzling, start having babies!” Great! You drew it?

- A girl friend of mine. - Still, cool!

- This is kind of a cheshire cat? - Kind of.

- A great pic! - Thanks!

Nice place.

- And why are there puzzles everywhere? - Dad’s hobby. Unwinding after work.

- Dad’s hobbit? - No!

- Sorry! - It’s ok.

Where does he work?

- In a prison. - Where?

In a prison. Not as a guard. As a prison cook.

I got it.

No, he’s really nice and kind. But with a nervous job.

Dad like a dad.

And what does your father do?

My?

Well... he...

Well... he... often changes jobs. Big companies, small ones.

Business trips. Well...

Frankly, I don’t even know Where he works and where he’s now.

He doesn’t live with us.

- Sorry. I didn’t know. - It’s ok.

- Look, I think I need to go. - Where to?

Time to go home. It’s late. Your parents won’t like it.

It’s ok. Really.

- No, really, I need to go. - And what about Wolf?

Come on. It’s ok.

Well, it’s up to you.

- Sorry. I really must go. - Yeah, sure.

Daddy, Alex’s leaving. Can I see him off to the lift?

Quickly!

Good bye.

- I’ll be back in a minute. - Ok.

- Good bye. - Bye, Alex. Come again.

Wait for me here.

Wait for me here.

There’s no one.

- I’ll go up. - Why up?

By the roof. I’ll go out from another entrance.

And they’ll be waiting there.

- Isn’t it dangerous? - Not really.

Well, I’m off?

Take care.

“Vika, you’re a bitch and whore”

It’s not true.

I know.

Embrace me.

Vika, dad’s calling you!

Vika, now! Dad’s calling!

I have to go.

Vika!

“Vika, you’re a whore”

Well-well! Superman, more romantic stuff? Romeo.

Guys, jigger! Cops!

What’s going on?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Yeah, just talking.

Ok.

So, let’s talk?

Ok. Let’s go.

- Give him back the scooter. - Why?

Cause I’m telling you.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hi!

- Lyuda... - There’s nothing there!

Lyuda, don’t be foolish! He’s grown up!

- Alex, have you touched up girls yet? - Auntie Sveta, well...

- Sveta, stop it, please! - Why? He’s an adult!

- Alex, you touch up girls, don’t you? - No, I don’t!

You touch them up, right? He does! Look at him!

He has everything grown! He’ll leave home soon. He will.

- You know, some whore... - Sveta, enough! Go to your room!

- Are you hungry? - Yes.

I’ll bring it to your room.

- Sveta, have you gone crazy? - They’re all the same!

Both the big ones and the small. He’ll grow up and become the same.

You never knew anything about men, Lyuda.

What? What’s the matter?

May be someone jinxed you?

Here...

Keep on your feet!

He’s here, I can feel it proceeding from him!

- Let’s go! - Where to?

- To strip off the carpet! - Why?

- Do you want to have a husband? - I do!

- Then let’s go! - Coming.

Get ready. So, at “three”. One, two, three!

Stop!

Throw it!

Come on!

Spit!

Stronger!

Well done! Going back now. Hold your mom.

Jinx, jinx, leave us!

There he is! You see! Black smoke! The jinx going out.

- Can you see? - I can see!

I’ve told you!

Danger, girls! Let’s make off!

- Mom, let’s go home. - Wait, I want to get warm.

You’ll get warm at home. Let’s go!

- This is kitchen. That’s mom’s room. - Nice.

This is my room.

What’s that?

- There was a carpet. - And where’s it now?

- Mom took it to the dry-cleaner’s. - Looks nice.

Yeah, she said the same.

- Cool! You made it yourself? - No, with guys.

- Still, it’s really cool! - Thanks!

- Alex, you’re also a drummer? - Me?! God forbid!

Couldn’t buy even a bat!

- Sorry! May I try again? - Yes.

- Sorry! - It’s ok. I got used to it!

- Got used? - Yes.

Oh, the computer’s broken down!

It hasn’t!

Sorry! Just it works better this way.

- Ok, ok. - Really, I’m sorry.

- It’s ok. I’m not touching it. - I’m sorry. It’s really long to explain.

All the wires are mixed now.

- “Brother”. Is it a Russian movie? - Haven’t you seen it?

It’s the best film ever! My favourite one!

It has everything. It’s both a comedy and a blockbuster.

The main hero, he helps a bum. I can name lots of other genres.

- Would you like to watch it? - Why not.

It’s cool. You’ll like it. They made it really great.

- What’s that? - Don’t touch!

It’s a boring book. You won’t like it.

The author is a bit...

- May I take this? - This yes.

Well-well-well!

It’s an attack! We’re hungry!

We need more bolts!

No! Here you’re – eat 4 and that’s it!

- We need more! - No!

- We’re aliens. Alien mind! - Here’s the border.

- Bolts! More bolts. - It’s a work of art, you can’t touch it!

- Here are bolts. Don’t touch it. - They’re helpless. Attack!

We’re hungry. Yammy bolts. More. More bolts.

Would you like a drink?

Yes.

- You’re all ready! - Thanks.

- Shall I take them out? - Well, yes!

Cups...

Cherry liqueur!

And raspberry pie! Raspberry field!

What shall we toast to?

- To this evening. - Like some adults!

- Then just drink! - Blink-drink?

Well, yeah!

Sweet.

Bottoms up!

Well-well...

Tasty.

What shall we do?

Look what I have...

It’s hot, can I leave my jacket here?

It’s my dad’s. 20 years old! The first Russian tape recorder.

- With cassettes? - Yes.

And where do you put in cassettes? Here? Cool!

Look, what else I’ve found.

Look what the old cassettes were like.

Look on the other side.

Handwritten.

Emmanuel... Romeo and Juliette... Yesterday...

Music for love delights.

- Which delights? - Love ones!

- For hours. - Yes, for LOVE hours!

Well, you got me wrong. That’s not what I meant.

It has nothing to do with it. You’ve put me out!

Ok, forget it. You’ll see now.

Stand up, come here.

- Stand here. - I am.

You’ll understand.

- So? - Wait.

May I?

Well, ok. Yes, you may.

Shit!

What the...

Oh my!

Ok...

What’s that? Liqueur. My god! Soft aftertaste. Oh my!

Raspberry.

That reminds me of someone. Sure. Just your father’s copy!

I’ll show you aftertaste!

Hello.

Alex!

It seems you mom’s returned.

I think she’s already left.

So what about mom?

Everything’s all right?

Cool! Like in the movie.

Alex - Gleb Kalyuzhny

Vika - Ulyana Vaskovich

Alex’s Mom - Olga Ozollapinya

Andy - Dmitry Barinov Mermaid - Xenia Pakhomova

Vic - Daniil Pikula Kate - Elizaveta Makdonskaya

Wolf - Alexey Filimonov

“Need you now”

“Bros take care of hoes”

“It must have been love”

“I love you”

“Call her”

“Loud enough?”

“Luv U - Luv U”

“I miss you”

“You're our sunshine”

“Looking for love”

Physics

“Free hugs”

Producers Olga Granina Andrey Zaytsev

“I love you dummy”