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- Hi Mom. How are you? - Look.

You've seen? Guile, my love.

We didn't pass or anything.

We're going to dinner and a movie, but we won't be long, huh?

Let's see, a bottle in two hours,

you have it prepared,

and you should sleep until we get there.

- Very good. - We do not want to abuse.

What to abuse? If grandparents have nothing to do.

So so so.

So, so, ah!

Take this, take.

¡Manuela!

Dime.

That?

Nothing, don't worry.

We bathe them and give them dinner.

Come on now.

Guille, stop playing the TV, man.

You guys are driving me crazy.

Go to your room to play.

Oh my love.

Here, go with grandpa, my love.

Go with grandpa, come on.

Pick up. Your father is about to arrive.

Dime.

That?

Wasn't it until seven?

No, we give them dinner, what a remedy.

No, no, shit!

But die!

Shit!

Go, donkey, go.

Baja.

Grandpa, don't fall asleep.

We need a vacation.

The Tauko spa hotel is located

next to the Repovesi Nature Park, in Finland.

In 2017, it won the prize for the most relaxing spa in all of Europe.

Its waters are ideal

for bone, stress and circulation problems.

oh! Yes Yes. - The spa has a Turkish bath,

yacusi with champagne and fruits,

children's area... - Did you say "children's area"?

No, no, no, please, no.

This is a trip to celebrate 50 years of friendship.

It has to be perfect and perfect means no kids.

- Exact. - That is.

Ok, so I can offer you another adults-only hotel,

but it's a lot... - That one, that one.

Book it now.

- Yeah? - Mother,

who wants to pick up their grandkids?

My parents say that if I pass everything they let me go to Pacha.

Of crazy, bro.

Mine are going to Salou

and I have convinced them to stay in Madrid.

With pool.

- Get involved, kid! - Wow, pool party!

And we get to Gucci to mess it up chick.

But what are you saying? If you look like an eleven year old.

- Let's see, little one. - Baby Yoda!

¡Baby Yoda! ¡Baby Yoda! - ¡Eh, eh, eh!

It already.

Each one develops when it is their turn.

In the end it always comes. Look at me.

Do you know my secret?

Shave every day.

The face and armpits.

The hair grows stronger.

Take advantage, they are right: you look like Baby Yoda.

do weights,

get a tattoo

an earring,

start smoking, I don't know. OK?

Come on, good summer, champ.

Don't stop, shoot.

They are going to kill you. - What's coming!

- Huh? - So that?

I don't know. Do not even think about it. Tell him you want to eat his mouth.

- Hide it or I'll kill you. - OK.

- Holi, what are you doing? - That?

Nothing. Hello.

Are you here in summer?

Or are you going somewhere?

Don't know.

I'll stay

And since my birthday falls in July, well...

I wanted to invite you to the party.

No, do not worry.

It happens to me when they overwhelm me. Is not for you.

Well then...

Good summer.

Be quiet.

I have screwed up.

- Damn, you had a shot. - Leave me alone.

Look, all grandparents.

We are not the only losers.

On top of that, it is entering the age of the turkey.

Hola.

- Take off the backpack. - I don't feel like it, adopted.

Adopted you, dwarf.

Have you taken the tablet to class? You're going to dad.

- Jo, you're a snitch. - Give it to me.

No. That she is mine Billy!

Oh, how you broke it, you'll see.

Have you broken it?

I kill you.

Look, Grandma, I'm a work of art.

You are very beautiful, little bug.

- Grandmother! - We lost sight of her for a second.

- On top of that you have to bathe her. - You have broken the tablet!

- Dad is going to be angry. - It was Guille.

Aren't you going to tell him anything?

Come on, belts.

From July 1 to 17.

- The 17 included. - But we're leaving on the 10th.

And can't the Germans come?

That? No, because they have bought the company

and the headquarters is in Berlin.

Those people only come to do "balconing".

Shall we stay with the grandparents in the summer?

- No, honey. - Yeah.

Grandma, don't you want to stay with us?

Of course I do, honey.

But your parents also want

and I do not want to take away that illusion.

OK. I love you grandma.

And me, little bug.

Can't your sister?

She goes on vacation to Thailand.

Ah, very good.

We changed our plans, as always.

Mom, don't be like that. The company gives us no other choice.

Also, are you retired?

you can go whenever you want. - Well no,

It is a trip for the 50 years of the gang

and it's only once.

Also, everything is paid for.

I mean, the important thing is money, right?

More than your grandchildren. Very good. Great example.

Eduardo Luis, I have never hit you. Don't make me now.

Well, be peace.

We will surely find a solution.

And your other grandfather? - No.

No, my father, the further the better.

And you can't change the dates of the trip?

No no no.

Impossible.

We only ask for 15 days.

It has taken us more than a year to square these dates.

Maybe Rodrigo can't last another month. - That I'm fine.

This has a very easy solution.

You tell them no, period.

We can not do that.

As they come to us with that we are their grandparents

they keep us as servants.

It was not enough to raise our children,

but we have to raise theirs.

And beware, we love our grandchildren very much.

Oh dear, grandchildren are like fish.

When they take several days, they begin to smell.

- What did I forget? - I do not know.

The screen is broken.

Have you caught it?

- All day accusing. - What are you saying?

- Accusing? - That tongue.

Manuela, eat healthy, don't go to bed late,

He wears a protective face cream .

a raincoat and a first-aid kit.

And the girl wears the ruler kit. - Mother.

It's Grandma, she knows everything.

Keep a calendar, write everything down.

And, if something happens, you call me, because I always have my mobile connected.

And I'm so sorry about your trip. We will compensate you.

- You can take them to the beach. - Yeah, man. Not dead.

- Yes, to the beach. - No, we stayed in Madrid.

That, I have a thousand plans.

no, grandpa

I wanted to sail in the inflatable boat with you to treasure island.

I never go into the sea. You shouldn't either.

Because?

Because a very big wave can come and take you.

Dad, don't scare him.

What is it hard for you to play with her on the shore?

The shore is the most dangerous,

because that's when you trust yourself and wham!

And let's see, and the people?

You can take them to town, right? What's the pool?

the village festivals, the neighboring ones...

The "Cagarro"... Yes, they are babies.

That language, Guille. The Navarros. And they are the same age as you.

¡Playa!

No, we stayed in Madrid.

Come on, you miss the plane.

Okay come on. We're leaving, but be good.

Guille, behave yourself. - Yeah.

And if not, tell me.

call me huh?

I will call every day.

I have the mobile connected.

I love you. Thanks, Manuela.

- Be careful. - Bye, Mom.

Bye bye.

- Well, nothing. - Leave the suitcases where they are.

Change of plans.

Grandpa, when I feel like pooping, do I weigh more?

Well... I guess so, honey.

Are you sure about this?

It's this or goodbye trip.

- Doesn't Grandpa Francisco live here? - Exact.

Os quedáis con él.

If we only see him at Christmas.

That's why.

This is how you strengthen ties. That family is very important.

Is it where Santa Claus?

Well, right next to it.

- Grandfather! - Hello!

- Up here. - Hello!

- Up up up. - Children...

Hello Grandpa.

Put your arms down, please.

Come.

Let's see, I only have a few chives left.

Well, and the rest of that cognac.

Well, I'm leaving that one...

Frosted fruit. For the boys, huh?

Natural jelly beans and from Spain.

Not like that shit they sell you from abroad, huh?

Come on, in-law, have a drink.

Gracias.

I have nothing against foreigners.

If the Moors want to come here, let them come.

That I have no problem

but with papers, huh.

And respecting our customs.

It is full of Moors above.

Let's see, Francisco, it's important that children comply with certain rules,

especially Ali, who is hyperactive.

What does grandma say?

But what bullshit is that?

I shit in milk.

What bullshit is that?

In my time, if you were one of those who didn't find out,

they put one...

and they sent you to tom... To the moon, damn it.

It's just that now you can't say anything.

Now it looks like you can't say anything.

Because, as you say something, "That's just a facha."

"That's a facha", do you understand?

The country is going to shit, in-law.

You don't know the news that comes to my mobile.

Mira.

This is scary:

"Three 'feminazis' spit on a pensioner".

No, stay.

"Maduro finances the gay lobby".

This was already sung.

"Ten million Africans cross the fence."

But what is this?

But where...? But where do they want to go?

If they don't fit This above is full of Moors.

Because you want the administrator.

Well, come on, let's go to the nougat, huh.

That I have no problem.

I am delighted that they stay here.

I like that they stay.

Leave the figurine, dammit!

That's sacred, man.

And that's it with the gum. Damn, with the gum.

He's fine with the gum. It looks like a cow chewing the cud.

The little cow and the woolly dog,

He doesn't see anything with those hairs.

Cut the girl's hair.

Leave this already, hey.

Please, you are the man of the house. Put some order.

But how old is he now?

Quince.

The mother who bore me.

But it does look like you're 10.

Here, 15 years. 15 years! 15 years...

At your age, I was already going to put...

This one has played us.

¿Francisco?

He has been doing the paripé for years so as not to stay with the children.

A professional.

A smartass, not like you. - Don't be paranoid.

- Amanda. - My love.

- We have the summer off. - So, did they believe it?

- All. - Excellent.

summer for us - Clear.

she is quiet

But for sex it is daring, I know

I don't like that song very much.

Do not drink so much, that later you do not sleep.

You are making me like a pigsty. Do the favor of.

- Okay, boomer. - What have you said?

Hey, no insulting in English, huh. That I'm not stupid.

And the other with the gum on the head.

You have to take her to the hairdresser. - Quite, I have a good hand.

Do mommy and daddy love us?

But what do you say, little bug?

They love you very much.

And why don't they take us with them?

They are working so that you do not lack anything.

Guay.

Billy!

Having a snack!

I kill you.

Pussy!

I have told you a thousand times not to leave things on the ground.

I am talking to you.

- Grandmother! - Come, have a snack.

Your parents are about to call.

- Was chatting. - You're going to look like a screen.

Grandma, look.

- What have you done, son? - Can't you see I'm an orc?

Look what a cut Grandpa has made me.

What happened to you? - Let me.

- You are bald in one eyebrow. - Damn, leave me.

Shall I paint it for you?

And above all, little bug, don't take off your hat, eh, honey?

Dog.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Look what my grandfather has done to me. - That?

A piece of gum has stuck to it and the hairdresser has gotten involved.

Carla, you're bleeding.

Clean yourself well with hydrogen peroxide and leave the cotton.

Yes, mom.

What do you have in your eyebrow?

Have you painted it? Do you see how she looks?

This is extremely unfair.

Good good...

They are children's things.

It's your fault. We shouldn't have come.

We have come precisely for this.

Mom, dad, we'll talk tomorrow.

It has been arriving and hitting us for five hours of meeting.

we love you - Good night.

- Bye Bye. - Let's go well...

Dear.

Look, look what a beautiful day.

Hey, you haven't hung up.

What time is it in Germany?

One bleeding, the other with a broken eyebrow...

We are the worst parents in the world. - It's not Germany.

And you are the worst son.

do we disconnect or do we go crazy, eh?

Hello, to the pool.

- Pool? - That's not Germany.

Are you in Germany or not? - Hey!

Excellent!

They have gone on vacation.

Well, I've ordered a Balinese massage.

Yeah?

They call it "here massage".

- I'll give you a massage when you arrive. - They're in Bali!

I just don't believe it.

Well yes, believe it.

Look at it, if it is an exotic passage. They are going to bathe!

Edward Louis!

Wait I'll take a photo.

Look how beautiful.

But look how the site is. And we here, suckers.

- How beautiful. - You've seen? This is what is precious.

We are suckers.

Look where I have booked.

- Here? - Clear. We are going to be like maharajahs.

You are a shameless man!

What light. I'm going to take a picture of you.

What face do you have?

So.

Uh... not like that. She has run out of battery.

Wait, I'll take it out.

Tom...

Your mother is calling me.

My mother?

- If we just talked to her. - Let me talk to her.

- This is what he has noticed. - No, what's up.

You focus on what we have talked about.

Disconnect, relax and all that.

Order some daiquiris. I'm going to book the spa.

If you don't come back right now,

I turn your life into a nightmare

until my heart pumps the last drop of blood.

- Manuela. - Be quiet.

Let's see, let's relax, huh.

Put yourself in my place. We are celebrating our honeymoon.

But what honeymoon? If you have been married for 15 years!

Manuela, please.

It was to avoid this situation.

How diplomatic. What a good son you are...

It is that it crossed your face!

You could have taken the children.

We needed to be alone, and with children it is not a vacation.

- Not having had them! - Please, they will hear you.

Tune down! -Put me through to her mother.

No, I have his cell phone.

Well, you talk to them. Children!

If you tell them that we have abandoned them on vacation,

you cause them trauma.

What are we going to cause a trauma?

Besides, the damage is done.

I will make it up to you. We talk around the corner.

Come on, how good you come to me.

Gracias.

The daiquiris. - All good?

Perfect, all very well.

What did he want?

Nothing, a bank management...

They are older. Without me the poor are nobody.

There must be some way for those kids to cancel their trip.

without the children knowing.

Manuela, speak well. That she costs nothing.

He doesn't want us to talk to Begoña.

Not to worry her.

Begoña is a weak point.

Do you remember the camp

when Guille called her because he missed her?

What she did?

He dropped everything and ran to find him.

The poor thing had diarrhea that was going downhill.

Well, we have to be that diarrhea.

leave it already That my stomach is turning.

We have to make them suffer.

- Huh? - Well, just a little.

Just enough for them to call their mother, she feels guilty

and come find them.

Mira,

you take away the cell phone from this generation

and after ten minutes you have them desperate.

Is not sufficient.

Now they have cell phones, tablets, video games, TV, the Internet...

Yeah...

Here yes.

Are you freaking out? If there is nothing in the village.

How are we going to spend the summer?

- I see I see. - Ali, don't be annoying.

Jo, why don't you ever want to play?

What, children? How beautiful is the town?

Hey, thanks for ruining our summer.

Carla, we come every year.

We are not going to change for you.

If you never come, liars.

You said that we were staying in Madrid. This is extremely unfair.

It's not that bad. You can play with the children of the village.

There are so many.

I'm doing a tiktok!

- For now! - For!

Grandpa, grandpa!

- Oh, move away. - You move away.

We're.

- This must be a joke. - Joe, man.

What is this? Come on.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Come on guys.

It smells like your clothes.

Can we put the air?

We don't have, honey.

- Hey, what about the router? - Oh, neither.

- And the TV? - At least it lights up.

We bought it in '91.

Is there really no Internet in the whole town?

Not a drop.

Come on, don't make that face

that you have a pool

Oh, it's that the treatment plant is broken. We did not remember.

That dismissal.

I'm sorry, huh.

Sure, but you can use the pool from when you were babies.

Well, if there is no beach, there is a pool!

- No, Ali, no. - ¡Ali!

- Salt! - God, this is an oven.

Carla, are you coming?

¡Ah!

Good morning.

- Hello. - A bottle of ice water.

We don't have cold water. Not cold either.

Damn, Guile.

How long.

Damn, I haven't seen you in five years or so.

What's happening? You're exactly the same, man.

Do they not feed you or what?

Ali, drop that. You can't eat sugar.

I have not done anything.

Aunt, the neighbor.

Laura, Esther.

You are... different.

And those cookies?

For after the "bibe"?

The diapers are in the background.

Is for my sister.

I have a coffee with a piti for breakfast.

- And so? - This?

A beef in the institute.

A fight. We call it beef in Madrid.

Eh, less talk and more work.

That we have to unload the van.

Come on man.

"Un beef", dice este.

What a ghost.

Hey, Carla.

Hola.

Do not get confused, there is no coverage or Wi-Fi in the entire town.

Come now.

But there are many ways to have fun.

We have a shotgun.

- What do you mean a shotgun? - Of pellets.

We have found a hornet's nest in the forest and we are going to blow it up.

Flat. You sign up?

No, thanks.

Well nothing.

Buah, aunt, what a borderline you are.

Damn, with the city gentlemen.

I haven't grown anything in three years. This is extremely unfair.

My eyes itch.

And on top of this heat.

In Madrid we would have air conditioning.

On the beach we would have an inflatable boat.

In Madrid we would have coverage.

Do not open, what does the grandfather say that mosquitoes enter.

If grandpa doesn't find out anything.

A bat! A bat!

In two days they are calling their mom.

Oops, is anyone getting romantic?

- Son of citronella. - Oh.

Because of the mosquitoes.

Toma,

this just in case.

Bueno...

I have very high sugar

and that attracts them.

I shit on the bracelets, the citronella and all its stamp.

What is this?

Bitter orange, delicious.

There is also pear, which is very healthy.

How have you slept?

My eyes itch.

Don't you know what chlorine is?

We haven't come in a while and the water was a bit dirty.

Of.

Well, Ali, you've got a bad eye infection.

Don't get in the pool again.

Do you promise me?

As a reward, go to the nurse and ask her for some rotus.

Dog.

I used to give lollipops,

But I almost killed a diabetic.

Vaya.

I'm going to give you a few drops to add a couple of times a day.

I think they will last until Begoña and Eduardo return.

Oh, you know?

Clear. I was just chatting with them yesterday.

Look to send them to Germany, now on vacation.

Ha! In Germany it says!

They are in Bali at a resort.

Honey, they're working in Germany. You do not remember?

Oh yes, in Germany. Germany, of course, Germany.

Germany, for life.

Sometimes we lose our heads.

Of.

Yes, yes, come on.

- Hello. - That?

- What's happening? - There's coverage.

It's cool

My cell phone is going to crash when the messages come in.

Hey, how cool! Some weights!

I'm going to kick myself a bit.

Hey Carla, what are you doing?

I talk with a friend.

We had thought about doing a pool day.

Hey? No, it's that you can't.

It's dirty.

Brilliant. Say hello to your friend.

Wait!

Wait!

I'm going with you.

- Go now. - This one is freaked out.

It's almost there.

Come on, but what are you doing here?

You didn't say you had a weight bench.

I'm going to get drunk, as if I were in jail.

Come on, bring Let's see if you're going to get a hernia.

Wow, how many toys.

A bike, paintings and a kite.

Guille, let's try it.

What was missing.

We had them where we wanted, José,

and suddenly they find Disneyland.

With the Internet they can go days without eating.

Message from Carmen:

"Change on trip. Good news."

I knew they wouldn't leave without us.

Wait, it sends an audio.

Let's see, we've talked to the agency

and we have been told that it is impossible to change the dates.

We would lose all the money.

But we have given him pity and they have given us a suite

with a king size bed and spa bath.

Less than a week left.

Do what it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Yeah?

- Hello, honey, I'm mom. - Hi Mom.

Hey, why isn't anyone picking up my phone?

We have come to town and here we are: without coverage.

No no no.

Let's see, Carla, are you that bad?

I don't know, if the abuses can take you...

Birds.

Wait, they're not here. I'll let you know.

We cannot prevent coverage.

We need a miracle.

Grandmother!

Mom on the phone!

Hostia, coño.

Oh!

You go on, I'm fine.

Ladies.

The mother who bore me.

Yeah?

Pussy!

That's it, mom.

Bring, give me Hi Bego...

¿Begoña?

What did we say about the phone?

I just wanted to know how you are.

- Hit "redial". - Can't.

- Because? - It's an unknown number.

It does not matter.

- Is that you can not. - "Retesea" or something.

- I can not. - What a fucking phone.

Who have you talked to?

With Carla, who are in town.

And what else?

Nothing else. What's happening?

What's up?

What happens is that what cannot be

is that we come to the other end of the world

to spend our honeymoon and, as soon as I turn around,

You take the opportunity to talk to the children, like a junkie.

You are a junkie of your children.

It is that what we have done is very serious.

I am worried because I feel guilty.

Guilty of what?

Not that we had left them in a ditch.

They are in town with my parents. And with a pool

that many already wanted.

It is also true.

Of course it's true.

C'mon C'mon.

If you want to feel good

what you have to do is enjoy

of this wonderful journey, worth it.

You're right.

From now on, just enjoy.

Of course.

Guille, Carla, Luli, Loli... what are their names?

I don't even remember what those clowns are called.

Do not pass.

Ok, sorry.

Will you take me to fly the kite?

I'm going to feed these biceps.

Joe, what a fool.

With this I fix the pool.

Hey, but what are you doing with my weights?

We take them to the parish.

We promised to donate it to those most in need.

Who needs some weights?

The poor, the poor.

The poor also exercise.

Sure, if you want to play sports you can go jogging.

Can I keep the kite?

Hell yeah, bug.

Well no, bug, because the poor also want to play.

There are many poor people in the world. - No Please.

- That we have to help. - No!

- Come on come on. - Hey...

And my mobile?

I just can't find it.

It will be where you left it, Carla.

Let's see if we learn to take responsibility a little.

We are already older.

Come on, be good.

Come on, Jose.

Caito.

Joe, what a roll.

- Alfonso's message to the group. - Let's see.

There is an Il Divo concert in Helsinki when we are there.

What if they reserve tickets for us. - Take two of us.

We both go, but it has to be seated.

I can't stand up, my ankles are like blood sausages.

Guille.

- That? - What are you doing?

Fix the purifier.

It sucks, you just have to...

Look, if you leave me your cell phone, I'll help you with the pool.

Gracias.

Hey, I liked that!

You'll wait.

What a pity.

Will he be dead?

- I don't think this is very civic. - Everyone does it.

- We're getting a little off. - Don't come to me with that.

We have stolen Carla's cell phone.

And we're throwing our memories down a ravine.

Do you want to go on the trip?

- What question is that? - You have fed me with so much complaint.

Manuela! Manuela!

Manuela, honey!

Manuela...

Manuela...

Here, give me your hand. Take, take me, take.

- Leave me, I'm fine. - Dear.

Remove remove.

You don't love me at all - Of course I love you.

How am I not going to love you?

Before we were much more romantic.

We went out to dinner

We took walks, we went to the theater...

We made love.

It's just that, with this tension...

And the twins...

Since we retired, we look like roommates.

For once we have a chance to travel together,

You don't put anything on your part.

Dear...

- The civil Guard. - What was missing.

Good morning.

Good morning, agent.

It is forbidden to throw objects outside of designated areas.

Yeah... - But, Manuela.

Three years without coming and you do it to throw garbage?

Eh.

Ines's neighbor.

What Agnes?

Inés, the lame one, the one who always...

Little angel, turn that off and get in!

Man.

Sorry, it's my son.

We have no one to leave him with.

Tell us, who have endorsed our grandchildren

All summer. - All three.

- Have you come with your grandchildren? - Yeah.

I can leave Angelito for a few days.

- No. - No, no...

- This is how he plays with the children. - When they get together they have a good time.

- They have a great time. - Already but...

Yes, I leave it in the morning, type ten,

and I pick him up early in the afternoon, at nine.

Now and, by the way, we give him dinner.

Oh fantastic.

Little angel, little angel, come. Come here.

You are going to stay with these gentlemen.

Really, we'd like to, but we can't have another child.

because we are in pretty bad health.

The deadly tension - Very high cholesterol.

- We'd love to, but... - We can't.

I'm sorry.

Well, nothing, go back to the car.

It's not your fault.

Play there with a gun.

Yes, it is my responsibility. He is my son, my responsibility.

Yes of course. Exactly.

Speaking of responsibility,

the ordinance of the cleaning council

establishes fines for these infractions

Between 600 and 6,000?

Yes. And as the ministry is...

In addition, in this protected rural environment.

- But... - Look. The car full.

No, but we weren't going to throw that away.

- Sure... - It's for home.

- You have to go to the barracks to solve it. - To the barracks?

Hey Kid.

Not a word of this to my grandchildren.

What's happening?

I already know what's wrong with him.

- Over there. - Someday, yes.

Hey, what's up?

Why are you like this?

And that eyebrow? - He got into a fight...

with her eight year old sister.

I have fixed the pool

and I would like to invite you to a pool party.

So, a party.

Bueno...

Cool for me.

Yes, come too if you want.

Bring who you want. Tomorrow at 11.

Lo go to putoflipar.

See you later. - Bye bye.

- Do you also see that child? - Grandparents, good news.

I have fixed the purifier.

Cool, huh? It will be ready tomorrow.

Grandmother?

¡Ali!

Ali, what are you doing here, honey? It's very late, go to bed.

With the box here?

yuck

I'm going to bury him.

The poor thing was looking for food in the garden and he fell into the pool.

Clear.

Well, but maybe he died happy, you know?

- Grandmother. - Tell me.

How many years do I have left?

A lot of.

Don't think about it, huh.

- And you? - Many too.

Three?

No, not three, daughter.

Well 15 or...

How few.

From now on, I'm going to make the most of my life.

And live each day as if it were the last.

That seems very good to me. Come on.

Go to sleep, I'll bury your little mouse.

Good night. - Good night.

Good night.

Will he be in heaven?

Oops, in mouse heaven.

Come to sleep.

I see worse every time. I think I have cataracts.

- Do not say foolishness. - It's clear, isn't it?

I take over the treatment plant and you throw everything away...

Oh, what a host! - What cake.

Come on, go up the stairs.

- Help me. Give me your hand. - Come on up.

- Give to me. She pulls, pulls. - No no. José!

José! José! José!

We're all messed up.

The truth is that they have left it very clean.

It's going to be a shame to take it down.

It's very good, José.

Well... Imagine yourself at the spa.

- An aurora borealis... - Don't think about it anymore.

You have to leave it as a dung heap.

What are you doing?

Ya ves...

Take off my wet clothes.

If we are at 30 degrees.

Yeah, but you know I'm very hypersensitive to cold.

If they see you like this, the children will be scared.

Do the favor of.

Oye...

At best it is not necessary

kill the pool

Above.

Today is a great day.

What are you doing, idiot?

You are heavy.

I have a hair

I-I-I have a hair

I have a hair!

Hey, Angelito!

Little Angel! I have a hair in my armpit!

At 11 in the pool.

Have you slept here?

Your father brought you.

Billy!

Billy! Come, get in.

- Come. -She's hot.

Come, come.

- Why don't you wear a swimsuit? - Come on, because we didn't bring.

Like the joke:

"You don't swim at all? No, it's just that I didn't wear a suit."

Didn't your friends come?

¡Eh, Guille!

No no no.

Please come out. -Yes, man, with the heat that he makes.

Come on, get in. - Clear.

I'm serious.

I go.

Ali, no.

Come inside.

Come on, it's great without a swimsuit.

It is very comfortable. - Come on!

The shame, for the one who steals.

- Look. - It's not funny, give it to me!

I can explain it. - Nothing to explain.

We love practicing nudism as a family.

Long live the free nude!

Aunt, let's go.

That little bug of mine Whoa!

This is extremely unfair.

I want to go home.

What's the matter?

Grandparents have left me naked.

It seems that they do it on purpose to annoy.

It just can't be.

I knew it would work.

What a delicious little bath we just took. - Carla!

Low. Come bathe, the water is great.

That is very good - No, thanks.

- Very cool. - Well, there you. You lose it.

What are you doing?

Won't you take a bath?

Bill, look.

What are you doing?

Mira.

They are playing us.

But what are you saying? Of whom you speak?

Have you seen what face?

He doesn't sleep in a month.

Don't be mean, Jose.

I think, honey, we've gone a little too far.

What have we been through?

What have we been through?

That's why they took the weights and toys.

Damn, Guille!

that this is all part of his plan.

They want mom to pick us up.

Like when you shit yourself.

A kiwi made me sick.

Look. This is a lie.

They try to bother us, they are pretending.

Well, they're going to shit!

Let's end this lie.

Let's see,

sex

It is essential to keep the flame of love burning.

Although it seems that not,

we grandparents have the right to enjoy an orgasm from time to time.

- Jose, please. - Sorry.

Sorry for raising my grandchildren.

We want to talk to dad.

- What are you going to ask for? - I don't know.

Go, make up your mind.

I will not go wrong.

Va.

Mom, I'm taking you just to see if the children are okay.

Let's have the party in peace.

Wait, I'm with them. They want to tell you something.

- As you have told... - I put the hands free.

Of.

- Hello Dad. - Hi kids.

What do you want to tell me?

We want to talk to mom.

Mom can't wear now.

She's asleep. We've been working all day...

- It is important. - Yes, please wake her up.

Who is it?

They are the children.

- Mother? - Hi Mom!

What's up guys? Here I am.

We want to tell you one thing.

What thing? Please don't scare me.

Well what...

we are great

and we want to stay all summer.

Can we stay until school starts?

Please. - What are you saying?

What are great!

Clear. If she knew.

Bueno...

They are the best vacations of our lives.

- Excellent. - Stay as long as you want...

They have hung up.

- You've seen? Let's toast. - Yeah.

- How beautiful you are tonight. - And you.

Let's see if they bring bread.

¡Pan!

What's going on?

You!

And where it was?

- Checkmate, you geezers. - Guile!

You are selfish.

You only think of you.

Do you mind if they fire mom and dad?

That was just missing.

Do you know what they are doing?

Work. They are working a lot.

- AND? - Well...

it's for you to know.

We want to go home.

- No, to the beach. - Ali, don't be annoying.

Or take us to Madrid

Or we turn summer into hell.

Oh yeah?

What will you do?

- How do you know we haven't started? - As?

Maybe someone has changed your stress pills for others

and has thrown them away.

Don't listen, it's a bluff.

Madrid or lead, assholes.

Hey, Guille, that mouth.

Goodbye, grandparents.

Goodbye, little bug.

They are your grandchildren, how are the pills going to change you?

Take them, which will give you the rebound effect.

Where are you going?

What are you doing now? - Listen.

It is the silence.

They're up to something, I can smell it.

They are frustrated because they want to go to Madrid.

Go to sleep. Tomorrow we'll see what to do.

I'm exhausted.

- They're going to find out. - Careful.

Careful!

Children, come here right now!

How do I catch the one who threw the firecracker here it goes...

I see nothing.

- What is this? - It's sticky.

Honey, are you ok?

Slowly you throw me Slowly!

You've been through a lot, huh.

The past skills.

Ali.

Listen to me.

Grandparents are bad. - Grandparents love us.

They want to ruin the summer. What is happening is your fault.

Ali.

Ali, Ali.

Ali, wait.

Hey, why don't we call Edu and tell him Ali's missing?

He will surely come back. - Don't say that even jokingly.

The children are not to blame. - Sorry?

I have paint even in the rectum. We have behaved like two crazy people.

What were they going to do? - They might not have been born.

Dear,

your grandfather was not serious.

Ali, it was a joke.

You can't play a joke.

Now you're going to apologize.

- I do not want to. - José.

She should apologize. She is a traitor.

I almost went blind.

Do you know what I'm going to do? - That?

Sing them forty.

They will find out.

- Please. - Neither please nor milk.

Open right now!

It will be like this every day until you come to your senses.

- Why don't we go back? - Why don't you shut up?

I do not want to.

Jose, what are you going to...

pop the shoulder

You want to play, huh?

Well let's play.

Jose jose...

José! What are you doing, Jose?

Where are you going?

¡José!

Jose, what are you going to do?

José.

José, we are at 30 degrees.

That we are all going to roast.

The ones who are going to roast are them.

We have gone through a post-war period.

We are indestructible.

We announce it every summer.

With these temperatures you have to hydrate.

That at your age a heat stroke like that

it can be very dangerous. - Yeah I know.

"Don't light the fireplace."

But no, you there, erre que erre. - As?

Have you put the fireplace?

With the kids at home?

I'm going to ask you a few questions if that's okay with you.

for you to answer me. Yeah?

Let's see... What day is it today?

Today? Well 7 or 8.

I need the day and the month.

- What question is that? - July 8.

July 8, very good.

Let's see...

Jose, what day of the week is today?

It's rubber.

- He thinks you have dementia. - I?

No no no no.

Let's see, this is a test... orientative.

What are you doing?

"How old are you?"

"Who is the president?"

This is humiliating.

Hey, you just lit the fireplace

and we are in July.

Bullshit.

We are sane, very sane. - A little thing.

Are you taking any medication or a...?

- No. - Yes.

- No or yes? - Yes, I do.

Until the kids mixed up my pills

I had to throw them away.

That they did nothing. Don't be paranoid.

Paranoid? There are three demons:

Satan, Beelzebub and Barabbas.

It's laminated.

I'm not going to put up with being treated crazy.

It has a character...

And I don't have dementia.

José.

José. José. - José. José!

I just want to go to Finland.

This is the warehouse.

Come.

Good night.

- Come on, Andrea. - Yeah.

- Bye bye. - Hey, one thing.

Is that me...

I am a little worried about the safety of your grandchildren.

Don't worry. It's all under control.

Everything, everything. - Sure? OK.

Come on. See you later.

Hi, I'm Ed. Merry christmas!

Leave your message and I'll answer you... or not.

Hi, I am Andrea.

Call me when you can. It is important.

Or well, I'll call you later.

- This is beautiful. - Yeah.

It's already seen. Let's go, they open the buffet.

Wait.

What a weight I have taken off my shoulders with the children.

In the end it will be an unforgettable summer for everyone.

- Oh, run, run. - Where are you going, lamb?

- Lamb? - Yeah.

What you have done is very very serious. You are punished.

I have not done anything.

Sorry, you run out of parties.

Well, what am I going to feel, I'm glad. I am very glad.

No, not without the town festivals.

We don't care, geezer!

- Guile! - It crashes.

Why don't you ever crash?

The kangaroos.

- What kangaroos? - We're going to the fair.

And you cannot be left alone.

Hello babies.

How are you, tail?

They have food in the fridge, yesterday's asparagus

and a remainder of cauliflower.

We settled on 50 for each one.

That they behave well.

They are junk.

And you, little tail,

remember to go to the bathroom before going to bed.

He pees on the bed. - That's a lie!

It's enough.

I already know how to get revenge.

If you have finished eating, brush your teeth.

I come to propose one thing. What if we throw a party?

Keep going.

Well, let's have a party.

It's not bad, like a farewell.

¿Farewell?

Tomorrow we're going to the beach for two weeks.

Yo. what a nose

Everyone goes to the beach.

So what? Epic party?

Forks! The one we are going to mess with. Let all the children of the village come.

- Are they all the children of the village? - This is the drama of emptied Spain.

And... deprives her.

The fucking master.

Does the must have alcohol?

Sure, this is like wine, but distilled.

What a slut

What are you doing? Spying on your crush?

Wait, do you like someone?

Really? And do I know him?

It's "I know her". And it's about me.

Shame is on the one who steals.

And we finally have something in common. We both like aunts.

Goes for the aunts!

Why are you so rude? On top of that I try to cheer you up.

You seem to hate everyone.

He wasn't serious either.

What's the matter?

That, because of the grandparents, I couldn't make a "video" with her.

He's angry and thinks I'm rude.

As everyone. - You're not rude.

"Why are you so rude?"

Let's see, yes you are edge.

But it's part of your charm.

You are a safe person.

And if your friend has been angry with you, it will be because she cares about you.

If you know what I mean...

Come on, let's go to the pool.

- You're a cool guy. - An uncle? Yes I am a baby.

Don't scratch yourself. you will grow Everyone grows.

See you later.

¿Torreznos?

And your cholesterol?

I'm practicing for the buffet.

Jose, I'm sorry.

Because they have a bad time they are not going to die.

They are kids.

They have a future ahead.

And now, miss... - What?

Forget your worries

and grant me the honor of this pasodoble.

The cigar of peace.

We will be friends forever.

We will be friends

Does anyone want to open it? - I pass, they give mouth cancer.

Hosts!

Fuck.

Hey, why don't we share something else?

Look, what do I know?

The pizza of peace.

Ali? Have you had sugar?

what have you done

What's happening? You do not like?

It is a work of art.

Art!

- Leave me alone, she insulted me. - For.

¡Guests!

Why don't we do these things all the time?

There are only three days of festivities a year.

I mean, our happiness can't be reduced to vacations.

How much time left?

10? 15 years?

- I hope more. - We do not know.

That's why we have to take advantage of every moment.

Why don't we make peace with the children

and we take advantage of what's left of summer together?

Oh the children.

Oh the children. Children are you okay?

Children!

- Guile! Carla! Bug! - Go ahead, quickie.

- But what? What a mess! - Oh please.

You have children in charge, you cannot go to a festival.

If you endorse us to yours every day!

Because he doesn't have grandparents.

But don't worry, I won't leave it to you again.

And I hope your parents do the same because I'm going to call them.

- No, I've already done it. - That?

Man, is that...

you are a danger to them.

They have canceled their trip.

Juramelo.

Well, that's what Begoña told me.

Baby, I think, with the one you're falling for,

We stay here and I do a magic trick for you.

Hey! Oh well! What's happening?

How is it possible?

The towel is floating.

Edward, I know everything.

Ah, Finland! We are going to Finland!

- What happens? - That he has dementia.

- Oh, sure. - That I don't have dementia, damn it.

He has no problem.

They have mistreated us to go on vacation.

How mistreated?

Tell me, children, what do grandparents do to you?

They hit us...

As? That? What have you said?

That they hit us

Ali. That is not true.

Well, they don't hit us, but they hate us.

Neither. We love you very much.

Lie. I heard you guys in the bathroom say you didn't want me to be born.

You are selfish.

Mom and dad are going to be fired.

Are we the egoists?

Us?

That we take care of you all year round.

Because they are working.

Of course they would, otherwise they would take more care of you.

Little angel, come here.

I love you.

Do you know where your daddies who love you so much are?

Jose, don't even think about it.

On vacation in a five-star hotel.

With free buffet.

They have treated us like idiots. - That's a lie!

Grandmother?

No, that's not true.

What you have done is very serious.

You are punished. - Okay, mom.

- Thank you. - But are we going to Madrid?

What Madrid or Madrid? we stayed in town

to clean and fix what you have destroyed.

- To town? - I wanted to go to the beach.

No, Ali, neither is the beach.

Joe, mom.

And I don't want to hear another word.

The sea, you lied to us, you abandoned us.

And are we punished?

This is extremely unfair.

Don't be so harsh. If it was partly our fault.

Let's see, Manuela, please.

Don't defend them.

I am extremely ashamed.

We are. - Yes Yes...

What less.

Look, tomorrow we pick up the children

and you can go on your trip, okay?

I hope you can forgive us.

We'll see.

But you say something.

I'm eating.

To the airport.

We can't leave like this.

Honey, no.

Children hate us.

- That was the plan. - No. That wasn't the plan.

And if they don't want to see us again? - Better.

So they leave us alone.

Do you want to be like your other grandfather?

He at least is free.

Didn't you say that you have to live life and seize the moment?

Yes, but every day, José.

We're retired, we can go whenever we want, honey.

You only care about the trip out of pride.

When we get back, you're going to sink back on the couch

and complain about the prostate,

back, knees...

complain

I didn't know that...

I've spent my whole life making you unhappy. - No. Not all my life.

Well, very good.

If you don't want to come

do not come.

I don't intend to stay.

Ni yo.

You heard mom.

And I wanted to go to the beach.

Say it again and you sleep in the garden.

Vale.

When is Matilda's birthday?

Tomorrow.

And do you prefer to spend it in town or with her?

Are you proposing...?

Now or never.

Children, have breakfast, I have made you a cake!

You're still on time.

We leave the children with their parents

and we go.

No, you go and have a good time.

I'll stay.

Children!

Unhappy, he says...

zipper in the mouth,

lock and throw the key into the sea.

Fuck! - They're not here!

That they are not! - That?

They're not here, damn. That the children are not there.

They are going to take the bus to Madrid.

Step on it more. - We're going to kill each other.

Come on, step on it.

We're late. Go Go. - My goodness.

No fastidies.

You see? For going so fast.

- Hello, how are you? - Hello.

We were going a little fast, weren't we?

No, you were going very slow.

At 60 at the most.

But I'm not going to fine you for that. - Then we can continue.

No.

I wanted to apologize for my reaction yesterday.

My son told me it was an accident.

So, all cleared up, right?

- Hello. - One moment, please.

My son adores you.

What do you think?

One second.

Little angel, come Yes, it's a second. - No no no.

To see the child

Tell the gentlemen what you wanted to tell them.

We'll see,

what have you and I talked about this morning?

Come tell him.

They are waiting for you.

I'm the only one in my class who doesn't have grandparents,

but thanks to you

I know what it's like to have grandparents.

Just I wanted to say

it has been the best summer of my life

and that it's great fun watching you play with your grandchildren.

I love you.

You are also very nice.

Yes, very nice.

A little weird, but very nice.

Nothing, kid. Come on, come on.

It's that we're in a hurry. - Come on, Jose.

Beautiful.

Turn off the motor.

Just as the one who gives away should not remember

and the one who receives must not forget,

I will never forget that for the first time I can say that I have truly lived.

Ah, so good. How good and what joy.

Come.

true it is

I haven't lived many summers and I remember few.

But this, without a doubt, is the most special of all.

Uh... K W K

Already, pretty?

Very good.

Come.

Start, start

Bye Bye.

¡Pare!

Stop the bus! - Father! Stop the bus!

Stop, please!

¡Pare!

Please! Stop, stop!

One moment.

One moment, please.

Are they crazy or what?

No, no, wait.

We are looking for our grandchildren.

- Oh, they're here. - Help!

We don't know these old pedophiles at all .

What do you say, child?

Let's see, let's calm down.

If you want to go to Madrid, we will take you.

But let's make peace and end this madness.

Where is Ali?

With you, right?

He is not with us.

Not here?

We have left her at home.

At home.

¡Ali!

- ¡Ali! - ¡Ali!

- ¡Ali! - ¡Ali!

- Ali! - ¡Bichito!

¿Ali?

¿Ali?

Girls, come on.

We have already arrived.

Go down things.

¡Ali!

I have escaped.

That? Come on, get out right now.

I do not want to go to the beach.

What about the beach?

Wait.

Laura.

- That? - Come.

Come. - That?

What's happening?

What are you looking for?

¡Manuela!

The mother who bore me.

My little bug...

Where have you been?

This is because of what you told him.

Let's see where it is now.

He hasn't been able to get very far either, has he?

It must be here.

But grandma what?

My grandmother does a lot of tiktoks.

He dances better than me.

It's very hard core. I promise you.

It was my fault for yelling at him.

Hey, calm down. We are going to find her.

Yes, it's your fault. And from Carla.

Jose, please.

Now the important thing is the girl, to find...

Can you all shut up now?

Normal for the girl to run away.

You are unbearable.

He's on the beach.

But it is full of people.

Let's split up.

We here and you there.

Notify civil protection and that the lifeguards come.

Oh, boy!

Jose, these are his things.

¡Ali!

Jose, look.

The mat.

There, at the bottom.

Oh...

Let's go.

¡Ali! - ¡Ali!

- Ali! - ¡Bichito!

¡Ali!

¡Ali!

¡Ali!

¡Ali!

¡Bichito! - Ali!

¡Ali!

- ¡Ali! - ¡Ali!

¡Ali!

- Take. - Thank you.

Carla, look no further. She is with us on the ride.

No, don't worry. That everything is under control.

¡Ali!

¡Ali!

- Grandmother! - Grandmother!

- Ali! - Here!

¡Ali!

Jose jose.

José. - Let me.

José, who is there, who is there.

¡Ali!

Bug!

Come on, let's go.

Medication.

Hold on, honey.

Come on, pedal. - I'm coming.

Even if your twins go up. It does not matter.

No, Jose.

That we do not advance

The sea is taking us.

Oh, socorro, oh...

Come on, you have to go to Finland.

Let's go,

that you miss the plane.

Come.

And Cyclone Matilda continues to wreak havoc in Indonesia.

Almost 50,000 more people

have been evacuated and it is estimated

which will also happen with, at least,

another 200,000 in cities and towns near the center of the monsoon.

All international flights have been canceled for security

and hundreds of Spanish tourists have been trapped

waiting for the situation to improve.

But authorities warn

that the situation can last even weeks.

Manuela, we have had

one incident, nothing serious

Don't worry, we're fine.

But it will take a couple of days to arrive.

I have looked for a workmate to take care of the children

and so you can go on your trip.

Does it seem good to you?

What a mess. - AHA.

Look, we ask for a reduction in working hours and we take care of them.

They are always with your parents.

We're not going to the first day of class.

Your mom is on Ali's parent chat.

Edu...

¡Edu!

Are you hearing me?

But darling, calm down.

If this is solved by talking quietly.

Yes.

Their strawberry daiquiris.

Gracias.

You will pay for your sins.

If the tide doesn't kill you, the sun will kill you.

And the seagulls will gouge your eyes out.

Don't take the role too seriously either.

- Tell him, Carla! - What are you doing?

See you in two weeks.

Is that what you were going to tell me?

No, let's see, uh...

That, since I missed your birthday,

When I arrive I can invite you to have a snack.

Of course I want to!

I wish I could be there with you at the beach.

But, you...

What’s up, bitches?

Take my love.

- Oh! - Chinchin.

Chinchin, honey.

This is paradise.

José, do you know what we can do tonight?

Manolita.

Hello, there they are again.

Dirty, gone to a hotel.

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