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- Selena, Selena, Selena.

You're nothing short of impressive.

- Really?

- Absolutely.

I mean, look at you.

You're gorgeous.

You're intelligent, or as you would say.

- So does that mean

that you're finally leaving Lauren for me?

- I mean, eventually.

Sure, tell me anything, Malik.

- Selena.

- Mm-hmm?

- You're focused on the wrong thing.

- What I should be focused on?

- Me.

- Mm.

I've been thinking about you all day.

- Really? - Yes.

I really love when we are together.

- You're so fucking sexy.

You are definitely the truth.

- Hmm.

- Selena. - Mm-hmm?

- Have to ask you a question.

- Yeah, sure.

- And I want you to be completely honest with me.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay?

How long have you been working for the Castillo cartel?

- Castillo cartel?

- Malik, listen, I don't know what you're talking about.

- Selena, I'm gonna ask you one more time.

How long have you been working for the Castillo cartel?

- Listen, Malik, I don't know what you're talking about.

I never worked with them.

- Wrong answer.

Damn, man.

All she had to do was tell the truth.

You know, I'm really a nice guy.

I mean, I, I asked her twice, but she still lied.

It's like some people just don't get it.

I mean, we've been taught this ever since we were kids.

The truth shall set you free.

But Selena still lied.

You know, she was definitely

the second love of my life.

I had deep feelings for her.

But the issue was she had enough intel

that could take down me, my organization,

and everybody I worked for.

So unfortunately, she had to go.

But I still got love for her, even in death.

So I guess instead of me buying her a Birkin,

I guess I'm buying her a casket.

Rest in peace, Miss Selena Ramirez.

You'll be missed.

One love.

This is the Legion.

♪ How do want it ♪ ♪ How do you want it ♪

♪ How does it feel ♪ ♪ How does it feel ♪

♪ I'ma beat it up, beat it up ♪

♪ Have you coming right back up for real ♪

♪ How do you want it ♪ ♪ How do you want it ♪

♪ How does it feel ♪ ♪ How does it feel ♪

♪ I'ma beat it up, beat it up ♪

♪ Have you coming right back up for real ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I'ma beat it up ♪

♪ I'ma beat it up ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Keep playing with me, girl, I'ma beat it up ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ I'ma beat it up ♪

♪ I'ma beat it up ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Keep playing with me, girl, I'ma beat it up ♪

♪ Let, let, let, let 'em put you to your thing ♪

♪ Baby, you the one ♪

♪ Get your body butt naked, legs ♪

- Good morning, babe.

- Good morning, baby.

- It sure smells good up in here.

- Mm-hmm, I'm cooking breakfast for you.

- Hmm.

So what's the special occasion?

Because you never cook breakfast for me.

- Malik, stop.

I always cook breakfast for you.

You know I love to cook,

and it's our third-year anniversary.

- It sure is.

- Mm-hmm.

I never have to worry about anything

because you always make me happy.

Try my best.

You are my number one priority.

- So what are we doing this year?

I was thinking maybe, like, Paris

or Nobu in Malibu.

- Mm.

You know, what I was thinking is

I think we should do something right here at home.

I mean, just look at these gorgeous views.

- I guess so.

This is really amazing.

- So are you.

- Thank you, hon.

So how long are you gonna be at work today?

- I got a pretty long day today.

And also I'm supposed to meet up with Tony

'cause he needs my advice, I guess, on a few things.

- Well, Tony knows it's our anniversary,

so pretty sure it won't be that long.

I sure hope not.

No telling.

- Malik?

Yo.

Yes, Malik, listen, you have to believe in this coin.

Uranium Anew is about to be the new takeover.

Yes.

Understand, yo, you got your Shiba, you got your Doge,

then you got Uranium Anew, baby.

This is gonna be the new biggest thing.

I guarantee you.

There's no one on the market even know about this yet.

So we're getting a head start on it.

That's where you need to connect with me on.

Yes.

Uranium Anew is the new thing.

Between you and I, we're the first ones

with our hands on this.

So I need you to be on board with this.

Come on, Malik.

Hello?

Hello?

- Malik.

It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person today.

- Hmm, same here, Mrs. Valdez.

And the pleasure, the pleasure is all mine.

- Well, let's get down to business first

and why I wanted to meet with you here today.

- Absolutely.

So what's going on?

- Listen, Malik, it's my husband, Romero.

He's head of Toluca cartel,

and I wanna get rid of him as soon as possible.

- The Toluca cartel?

- Yep.

- That's a pretty tall order you got there, Mrs. Valdez.

- Listen, Malik, I don't care what it costs.

I want him dead.

You hear me?

- Loud and clear.

- Okay, so I have a perfect plan for you two to meet.

- Really?

Do tell.

- I will tell him

that my best friend Sonya's husband has a new drug connect.

So I'm assuming that new drug connect is is me.

- Yes.

- So where's the location?

- Private location.

I will send you the address,

and then I will, you know, set the meeting up.

- Okay.

Well, for a job of this magnitude,

it's gonna cost you roughly $100,000

with a $10,000 down payment today.

Can you handle that?

- Malik, money is not the problem.

You know who I am?

You know who you're talking to?

I got the money.

I got that and more, but I got your $10,000.

There you go, 10,000.

- Well, I trust, I trust that it's all there.

- Okay, and I want him dead for you to get the other 90.

Okay, well,

it's gonna get done.

Believe me.

- Okay, that's what I wanted to hear.

- Don't worry, 'cause I don't miss.

- Well, that's what I expect.

It was a pleasure meeting you today.

- Same. - And you are very handsome.

- Mm. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- And we'll stay in touch, okay?

- Oh, we definitely will.

Miss 9:05.

- Excuse me?

I just noticed you always come in at 9:05.

I guess you can call me Mr. 9:00 AM.

- Yeah, I mean, if I don't get it in in the morning,

I'm just not gonna get it in, so-

- Feel you. - Might as well, though.

- Oh, look like you're having an issue

with the machine, though, today.

- Yeah, I just can't seem to get this treadmill to work.

- Hmm, give it a swipe.

You know, my mom always had a saying.

More we want things to work, less they will.

- Well, I'm sure your mother was a very sweet lady,

but, um, what that got to do with this treadmill turning on?

- Honestly, nothing at all.

I just thought I could keep you amused

while I try to get this thing to work myself.

Oh, and by the way, I'm Tony.

- Veronica.

- It's such a pleasure to officially meet you,

Miss Veronica.

You as well, Mr. 9:00 AM.

- That's what they call me.

You're all set, Miss Veronica.

Before I go, if you don't mind,

do you think we can exchange numbers?

- I mean, sure.

As long as you ain't crazy or nothing.

- Baby, ain't nothing crazy about me, my bank account.

Oh, okay,

Mr. Big Baller.

Just make sure to gimme a call later then.

- Will do.

There you are.

I'm gonna leave you to it.

You have a good workout, 'kay?

- Appreciate you.

Now, this is what I call living.

Some days, I just come out here to reflect,

you know, soak up the sun, get a good ocean breeze,

check out some beautiful women, grab some good food.

You know, that's just,

that's just something I do when I can.

But the thing is, this is the life

that I actually wanna live.

After taking out Selena, I knew right then and there

that I no longer wanted to be a hit man.

I just wanna be a normal person.

I wanna do everything that a normal civilian would, right?

But unfortunately, right now, I can't.

Or can I?

What my plans are is

to make this next hit my last hit

because I gotta change.

You know, I, like I said,

I know I'm not a perfect boyfriend.

I cheat on Lauren.

I kill people for a living, terrible.

You know, the chances of me getting

into heaven are very slim.

But anyway, this is it.

I gotta change.

So after this next hit, I'm done.

- Ah, it's very, very nice meeting you, Mr. Kamal.

My wife has spoken very highly of you.

That's good to know.

You know, um, I have been working with close friends

of your family for a few months now.

- Hmm, how's business?

Business?

Business is booming.

- That's good.

You know, normally, I would have Bruno,

my bodyguard, with me, but I told myself,

"He deserves a day off."

And since you are friends with the family, I can trust you.

- You sure can.

You know, I look forward to doing continuous business

with you for years to come.

- Good.

Well, now that we have that outta the way,

why don't we talk business?

- Let's.

This right here is 100% pure, uncut cocaine.

Not bad, not bad.

How do you, how do you get this, this quality?

- With all due respect, Mr. Valdez, if I tell you that,

I'd have to kill you.

- Indeed.

So how much per kilo?

- This cocaine, I usually charge 50K per kilo.

But for you, I can do 45K

because, see, the street value

for that stepped-on shit is going for 40K easy.

So this right here, this is a steal.

- You know, we have a deal, Mr. Kamal.

- My man.

- 'Kay, I'm just gonna call my boys to pick it up.

Should be outta your hair in a second.

- Grand opening, grand closing.

Rest in peace, Mr. Valdez.

One thing both me and you can agree on, dope vibes.

- For sure. - Mean that.

- Man, I'm gonna be real with ya.

If I wasn't caught up in all this crypto stuff,

I'd be doing the same stuff you doing.

Same stuff, that, that I'm doing?

Nah, man, uh, you seem more like one-woman type.

You ain't... Man, you tripping.

- Man, listen.

What I'm saying is this, bro.

In order to be in this lifestyle,

you gotta be a part of this lifestyle.

- Wait, lifestyle?

Yes.

- Man, back in the day, I was a heavy hitter.

- Well, the only thing you hit now is

your fingers is hitting that keyboard

on that computer, player.

- Come on, Malik.

You don't think I got game?

Game?

What? Stop.

But, but you know what,

there is one thing I've been meaning to ask you, bro.

This chick, she used to come over to the crib, uh,

what the hell was her name?

Tonya.

Yo, Tonya, bro, I ain't seen her in months.

- Man, I didn't tell you what happened between me and her?

- No, she just disappeared.

- Man, insane, let me tell you about that shit.

So here it is.

I'm coming up.

♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Crank, crank ♪

♪ Crank, crank, crank, crank ♪

♪ Crank, crank, crank, crank ♪

♪ Crank, crank, crank, crank ♪

♪ Crank, crank ♪

- God, it's hot, ooh.

What the hell?

Hey, boo.

- First of all, I ain't your boo,

and you need to get outta my car.

Matter of fact, how you get in the car with the door locked?

I got the spare key.

Duh.

- You see that paper, Tonya?

500 feet, 500 feet at all times.

- 500 feet, yeah, yeah, I heard you, okay?

But no amount of stupid paper could ever keep me away.

- I'll see what the police think about that.

- Damn, Tony. - So crazy.

- Okay, fine, I'm gonna leave, but I will be back.

Trust me.

So cute.

Bye.

- Malik, that shit was crazy.

- So crazy, but anyway, player,

I'm gonna get on up outta here.

I gotta go meet up with Sheila, whoo.

Man, I met her online, and she got an ass.

That's what I'm talking about.

- All right, my player. - All right, man.

All right, man.

- Hello?

What's up, baby?

Oh, you here?

All right.

Yeah, I'll have the front desk buzz you

up in a second, all right?

All right, babe, I'll see you in a minute.

Wow, Sheila, you look gorgeous.

- Thank you, baby.

These views are breathtaking, Malik.

- You like?

- No, I love.

♪ I wanna give you pleasure like you never felt before ♪

♪ Kiss you all over your body, then go down low ♪

♪ Oh, fighting got me so excited ♪

♪ You ain't gotta lie to me ♪

♪ I know that you like it ♪

♪ When I make your thighs shake, thighs shake ♪

♪ Ooh, I'm about to make your thighs shake, thighs shake ♪

♪ Girl, I'm gonna make your thighs shake, thighs shake ♪

♪ And no, you ain't gotta lie to me ♪

♪ I know that you like it ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, baby, you're looking real good ♪

♪ I told your ass before, I got that plywood ♪

♪ I got it ♪

♪ And I'm trying to figure out if you got that good, good ♪

♪ And I know just how you like it ♪

♪ Yeah, it's understood ♪

♪ Freaky fantasies, ecstasy, toss and turn ♪

♪ Girl, you mess with me, guarantee you gonna learn ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Up and down, side to side, roller coaster ride ♪

♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I'm pushing up inside ♪

♪ Looking into your eyes ♪

♪ You're screaming like you about to die ♪

- And just as I was enjoying myself,

what a beautiful day it was until I got that call

from my little thotty with a whole lot of body,

Theresa.

Theresa is a boss chick,

plenty of money, doing her thing,

but every time she hit me,

it ain't never about nothing good.

So I can only imagine what she got up her sleeve this time

'cause I know it's something

'cause with her, it's always something.

Damn, Theresa, you get finer every time I see your ass.

- Yeah, I hear you, Malik.

I haven't heard from you in weeks.

- Well, that's because I've been busy,

you know, busy with work.

Gotta get this schmoney.

- Yeah, yeah, whatever.

I bet you have been busy, busy with Lauren.

- No, actually, be real with you,

me and Lauren ain't seeing eye to eye right now,

so we kinda on the rocks.

- Yeah, I hear you.

You tell me anything.

- Tell you anything.

That's the truth.

Come here.

Hmm.

Look at your fine ass.

- No, no.

- What you mean?

- I need to talk to you about something serious, Malik.

- Oh, man.

Don't tell me.

I already know.

You pregnant.

- No, I'm not pregnant.

I mean, do I look pregnant?

- Oh, nah, you don't look pregnant.

But all I'm saying is I know I pulled out.

- Sure, you did, but listen,

I need talk to you about something serious.

Remember that time I overheard you on the phone

handling business?

- Handling business?

What type of business?

It's, oh, yeah.

Yeah, I remember, but, but why you bringing that up?

- Because I need you to murder my sister, Keisha.

- Wait, whoa, whoa.

Murder your sister, Keisha?

But, but why?

What, what she do to you?

- She just won a huge lump sum of cash

for some type of settlement, and I got shit I gotta do.

So I need that money, and I need it ASAP.

- So hold on.

So you telling me that you willing

to murder your own flesh and blood for a bag?

- Hell, yeah.

I mean, I need the money.

Don't you need the money, too?

Isn't this what you do?

- Me, yeah, this is what I do.

But I don't think this is what you want done.

- But I'm telling you this is what I need done.

- Okay, I hear you, but I just want you to know,

once this is done, there's no coming back.

It's over.

Ain't no do-overs.

- So what are you trying to tell me?

- I'm trying to tell you that you gotta make sure

you want something like this done.

But let me ask you this.

What would I get out of this, killing your sister?

- I mean, you gonna get all this.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I'm gonna give you half.

You know I'm gonna give you half.

- Hmm.

Well, I mean, I am a businessman, not a family man.

So say less.

- Thank you, baby.

- You're welcome. - I got you.

- Man, Malik, we got a lot to catch up on.

Yeah, tell me about it.

- Well, first thing first, I'm putting together

a Uranium Anew conference here very soon, man.

- You know what?

That's dope.

So you really serious about this coin, huh?

- Dead serious, absolutely.

I think this is truly gonna be the future way

that currencies change moving forward.

- Oh, that's dope, man.

You know, I really wanna invest in your project.

- For sure.

- But I just got a lot going on right now, bro.

- What you mean?

Uh, what's going on man?

You good?

- Not really.

Lauren.

Man, Lauren found out I was cheating.

- Oh.

- She kicked me out, bro.

- Ah, man.

Hate that you're going through that.

But I told you that was gonna happen one day.

- Right.

Listen man, I, I'm gonna let you hear

the voicemail she left me, man.

It, I know it's over.

Check this out.

Malik, where the hell are you?

I need to talk to you ASAP.

I literally found a hotel receipt

- in one of your pants pockets. - Oh.

Are you serious?

I knew that there was someone else.

You lied to me this whole time.

I can't do it anymore.

I'm done.

Don't ever contact me again.

You're blocked.

- She caught you.

She caught you red handed, player.

- Yeah, man, I, I got greedy.

You know what I mean?

- Man, now that I think about it, she kicked you out.

Where you been staying at?

- Well, I actually been staying at a motel

that's not too far from here.

- Oh, wait a minute.

Listen, I understand what you going through,

but you my boy.

I can't have you living in a hotel.

Listen, I got an extra room at the spot.

You can have it just until you get back on your feet.

- That's real, Tony, man.

I appreciate that, bro.

- I got you, fam.

Just trust me.

- My man. - Yes, sir.

You know,

things between me and Lauren weren't always bad.

You know, we definitely had some good times.

And when I say we had some monumental moments,

I mean monumental moments.

♪ You're my destiny, I assume ♪

♪ And of all the ladies I spoke to ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ It must be the scent of your perfume ♪

♪ All I wanna let you know ♪

♪ You're a flower that wants to grow ♪

♪ So if you wanna get down ♪

♪ Say these three words ♪

♪ Take me now, take me now, take me now, take me now ♪

♪ If you really wanna get down, just say these words ♪

♪ Take me now, take me now, take me now, take me now ♪

♪ If you really wanna get down, just say these words ♪

♪ Take me now, take me now, take me now, take me now ♪

- Well, things have definitely changed now.

That was a thing of the past.

Good morning, beautiful.

- Good morning, Mr. All Night.

- So what do you have planned for today?

- Well, I was hoping to stay in bed with you all day.

- Netflix and chill, huh? - Mm-hmm.

- I would love to do that.

But I have an extremely busy day today.

- That makes me really sad.

- Listen, what are you saying?

- Because I don't want this fun to end.

- But we can have an entire day, entire night,

just us, another day.

- Just us? - Just us.

- Fine.

But you think you could take me to pound town one more time?

- Sure.

♪ Don't make me wait, don't make me wait for love ♪

♪ So you can rest assured ♪

♪ It's given once ♪

♪ A taste of you ♪ ♪ Don't make me wait ♪

♪ Given, babe ♪

♪ I'm not joking ♪

♪ I'm dreaming, babe ♪

♪ Don't make me wait ♪

♪ Don't make me wait for love ♪ ♪ Oh, girl ♪

♪ Bye, bye, ah, yeah, babe ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, oh, baby ♪

- Hey, girl.

Yeah, I'm just leaving out of a meeting,

headed to go look at the new house

and get some business situated.

Girl, I'm just so happy

everything is finally working out in my favor.

Okay, call me later.

Okay, love you, bye.

- Hey, Keisha.

Oh, Keisha, Keisha, Keisha.

You know, I always thought that you had

major, major sex appeal.

I just want you to know that this is business.

It's not personal.

- Malik, please don't do this.

I will do whatever you want.

Please don't kill me.

You can have me however you want.

Damn, Keisha.

Oh, man.

You have everything going for you.

That's very, very tempting

'cause I would love to have some of you,

but gonna have to pass.

- Hello?

- Hey, babe.

- Hey, Malik, we need to talk.

- Uh, can we meet tomorrow?

- No, this can't wait till tomorrow.

We're talking today.

- All right, fine, fine.

Um, let's say I meet you at the park

by your apartment in about an hour?

- Okay, yeah, I'll see you soon.

- Bye. - All right, bye.

What's up, babe?

- Where the hell have you been, Malik?

- Babe, what you mean?

I, I've been with Tony.

You know we're working on this cryptocurrency project

that he's got going on.

- Yeah, whatever.

- Babe, what do you mean whatever?

- Who is she?

- Baby, who, who is who?

- The other woman you're invested in.

- Babe, you tripping, okay?

I only have eyes for you.

- You like what you see?

- Damn, baby, you look good.

- You wanna see some more?

- Mm.

I'm gonna tear you up.

There is no other woman.

It's me and you.

- Sure.

- What?

Listen, I miss you, boo.

- Really?

- Really.

- Well, you have a funny way of showing it.

- Let me show you.

Who are you, and where's Mrs. Valdez?

Hello, Malik.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Valdez couldn't make it here today.

- Okay, well, who are you to her,

and how do you know my name?

- My name is Tina, and I was paid to do a job.

- Okay.

So what type of job are you planning on doing,

painting a Picasso or something?

- Not quite, but I do plan

on painting these walls with your blood.

- Okay, all right, Chun-Li, see what you got.

Look like this is the end of the road for you, Slim.

- Whatever.

See you in hell, Malik.

- Hey, Tony.

Yeah, hi.

You got to be kidding me.

- Hey, baby, I told you I'd be back.

- Tonya, what don't you understand

about a restraining order? - Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

Stop.

Let's not go down that same road again.

So what are you doing in this motel, huh?

- Visiting a friend.

- Visiting a friend, what's her name?

- First of all, it's not a her.

It's Malik.

- Oh, it's Malik? - Yes, Malik.

- Your best friend, Malik? - That Malik.

- Okay, well, what is he doing in this hellhole of a motel?

- Listen, it's, it's a long story, okay?

- 'Kay, whatever.

I don't even-

- Well, if you guys are hanging out, can I come with you?

- Absolutely not.

You should be on your way to jail right now

being this close to me.

- Okay, well, what about if I'm a good girl?

- I just won't do anything. - Hey.

- Can I please, please?

- Okay, fine.

But after today, we are done, restraining order.

- Mm-hmm.

- You understand that? - Mm-hmm.

- Hands?

Get inside.

- Who the hell is this at my door?

Oh, what the hell, Tonya?

Now, talk about having a change of heart.

Now, see, they say that the Lord works in mysterious ways,

but this might be the work of the devil.

- Whatever, Malik.

How have you been?

- Been pretty good, you know, living, I'm living.

- Hmm. - Yeah.

- Anyway, y'all come on in, man.

I don't wanna keep y'all outside.

- Family, what you been up to, man?

- Man, I've been chilling, bro.

But you know what?

I was actually just about to use the restroom

before you guys came.

- Okay, go do your thing. - So I'll be,

yeah, I'm gonna slide back here and do my thing.

- Yeah. - And also, uh,

if you hear a knock at the door, it's the delivery guy,

so just, you know, grab the food, whatever.

- Yeah, all right. - Gotcha, man.

Ooh.

- So. - Whoa.

- Isn't this magical, Tony?

- Um, nope.

But it will be once you disappear for good.

- Oh, whatever.

You know you miss this, Tone.

- Listen, Tonya.

It's not about your looks.

I mean, you look amazing, but you crazy as hell.

Oh, Tony, I'm crazy because I love you.

I don't know.

What else do you want from me?

- Listen, loving me is one thing, but crazy,

following me to my car, motels,

- that's not normal, Tonya. - Oh, come on.

It keeps things interesting, doesn't it?

- Interesting?

That's what you call it?

- Yeah, wouldn't you?

- Um, no. - Come on.

You think about me all the time.

- I do think about you.

- Mm-hmm.

- But crazy is no excuse for that.

♪ You say I don't care ♪

♪ I say I don't care ♪

♪ We do need to separate, please admit it ♪

♪ You're not playing fair ♪

♪ I'm not playing fair ♪

♪ So who's to blame for it ♪

♪ It's why we never feel ♪

♪ Why can't we be normal ♪

♪ Can we be normal ♪

♪ Can we be normal ♪

- Oh, food. - Food.

- Food.

Oh.

- I ain't playing.

- Nice and slow, big fella. - All right.

All right, all right, you got it.

- Nice and slow. - You got it.

- Tony, be careful.

What do we do?

What do we do?

Where are you, Malik?

Malik.

Malik.

- Malik, Malik.

- Malik, Malik.

Malik.

Malik.

Man, you good, bro?

- Man, I thought you was ordering food, not a robbery.

Damn.

And here we are once again.

I'm trying to change my life, leave doing the hits alone.

Of course, I'm a hit man.

This is normal to me, but that's the problem.

I don't want this to be normal anymore.

I just wanna be a normal civilian

enjoying life and luxury.

I've made a lot of money in this business,

and I just wanna go

on just a normal path of life.

But you know what?

I can actually use this situation to my advantage

because, see, Tony and Tonya,

they, they don't know I'm a hit man.

But now that all three

of us are in this situation,

we're probably gonna have to go on the run.

So that means I'll have some friends,

and we'll be living somewhere else

in the, you know, maybe a different country

or wherever we decide to go.

Hmm.

But the thing is, who is this guy?

Is this a random robbery, or did Selena's family

in the cartel send this guy to kill me?

Oh, man, this is crazy.

But I'm gonna make it work

because this is perfect.

- What are we gonna do now, man?

Well, I mean,

we, we definitely can't leave him here.

- Should we call the police?

- Man, absolutely not, no police involved, bro.

- Right, guess we're gonna have to do this on our own.

- Yeah, well, we can't leave him here,

so, I mean, help me, help me lift him up.

Let's take him to the bathroom.

- Man, what are we gonna do now?

- Man, we gonna have to chop this fool up

on some Jeffrey Dahmer type shit.

- Chop him up?

Hell, no.

- Bro, Tony, think about it.

We have committed a murder in California.

- And what?

- So that means we doing life in prison, life.

Now, I don't know about you,

but I ain't trying to be nobody's prison bitch.

- Fine.

Let's find a knife or something to chop the fool up.

- Man, yeah.

You know, it was just two nights ago

I woke up in a cold sweat.

Man, I had a nightmare about this fucking Fleece Johnson.

- And? - And he was chasing me

through the jailhouse with a spoon

with some peanut butter and jelly on that shit.

And I, I don't know what he was planning

on doing with it, but I'm sure it's something

that God wouldn't approve of.

And I ain't trying to make that my reality.

So we gonna chop this motherfucker up.

- Man, you crazy.

All right, let get a knife.

- What happened to Tonya? - Whoa.

- Yeah, where Tonya at?

- Got a body in here.

- Okay, so we got a body in the trunk, but we're good.

- Stop. Shut up.

Stop talking about it.

- Who's that? - Who could that be?

Oh, man, it's only gonna get worse.

- Okay, now we got a problem.

There's a female officer outside right now.

- Oh, my God.

- Jesus. - Listen.

- We're not going to jail. - This is bad.

- We're not gonna jail. - This is bad.

- We're going to jail. - I got a plan.

- What's the plan, man?

- We don't have much time. - Listen.

This is what we're going to do.

Open the door. Let her in.

- Okay.

- Tonya, what you're going to do is

you're gonna distract her.

Once you distract her, you come behind her

and hit her with the butt of the gun.

We're gonna knock her out. - What, man, I can't do that.

- Are you crazy? - No, but listen.

We don't have much time

because the longer we keep her out there,

the more time it's giving her to call in backup.

- Okay, okay. - We gotta do this.

- Okay. - Just open it.

Just open it, bro.

We good. We're good.

We're good.

- Oh, hi, officer, how can I help you?

- I'm Detective Ramos.

I'm responding to a noise disturbance coming

from inside this room.

- Um, noise disturbance?

- Yes, the report said they heard someone struggling

for help and then a single gunshot.

Uh, I can guarantee you

that definitely didn't happen here.

I'm just here with my beautiful wife and my good friend.

- Okay, can I come in and look around a bit?

Sure, I have nothing to hide.

- All right, then I'll be out your way, all right?

- Mm-hmm, we have water.

- Oh, my gosh, I swear I've seen this blazer

at Target, right?

Target.

- It was given to me by the department.

Oh.

- It is pretty nice, right?

- Yeah, yeah, no, I love it.

Swear I have the same one.

- Hey.

What's that over there?

What is that red stuff on the floor?

- Is that blood? - It's not.

- It's nothing. - Is that blood?

- Hey, yo, guys, guys, she, she's awake.

- Listen, detective, we don't wanna hurt you,

but unfortunately, that may be the case today.

- I say we burn this place down to the ground.

- And go where, Malik? - What?

- Man, anywhere.

We can go to Cuba, Columbia, DR, hell, maybe even Thailand.

- What? Uh.

- Well, in a few minutes, that may be our future.

- I think she's really trying to say something.

Can I?

- Listen, officer, I wanna remove your face covering

so you can talk to us.

But you have to promise me.

Do not scream 'cause if you scream just a bit,

I'm gonna have to blow your brains out all over this floor.

Understand?

Do you understand?

- Look, guys, you don't wanna do this.

The LAPD will not stop until they prosecute you

to the furthest extent of the law.

If you just let me go right now,

I promise we'll pretend this thing never even happened.

- I think we should let her go.

- Are you crazy?

As soon as we let her go,

she'll have 30 police cars chasing us,

a helicopter in the sky chasing us on the freeway

like we O.J., and I'm cool on that.

- Come on, Malik.

Officer, let me ask you this.

You have kids?

Are you married?

- I'm recently divorced.

That bastard, he ran off to Germany with some young chick,

left me with two beautiful daughters, ages three and five.

- Wow.

- What, what are we doing here, Tony?

Are we playing 21 questions?

Are, are you trying to date her while you're on a date?

- Course not, Malik.

I don't wanna be the one that make her kids orphans.

- Yeah.

- Listen, if you don't turn her kids into orphans,

her ass is gonna turn our asses into inmates.

And I'm cool on that.

- This is becoming way too much.

I'm gonna step outside for a second.

- All right, so this is what we'll do.

I'm gonna step out with Tony, Tonya.

All you gotta do is just watch her

and make sure she doesn't do anything crazy, all right?

- Just, just watch her. - Take this.

♪ I, I, I ♪

- Everything good?

- Yeah, yeah, I was just telling her

everything's gonna be okay.

I mean, I hope so.

But it's, it's all up to Tony now.

- What?

- Yeah, I mean.

- Look, guys, guys, please.

If you just let me go right now,

I promise I won't say anything.

I won't say anything.

- I wish it was that easy, officer, but it's not.

I'm sorry.

I wanna see my kids.

- Oh, my gosh, I can't do this.

- Well, here we are.

I have to say this has been one

of the most craziest days of my life.

Yeah, tell me about it.

- So what are we gonna do?

Are we gonna let her go?

- Please, please let me go.

- That would be ideal, Tonya, but she is a mother.

She has kids.

But on the flip side, she has the key to all of our futures.

- How so?

- Listen, if we let her go, and she double-crosses us,

we're all going to jail for life.

No.

- But on the flip side of that, if we kill her,

we may have a chance for freedom here.

- Listen, I say we flip a coin.

Tails, we let her go.

- Yeah.

- Heads, we kill her.

- Please let me go, please.

- I say we let destiny decide her fate.

- Let's do it.

- Thank God, I get to see my kids.

Thank you, thank you so much.

- Not today.

It's so beautiful.

I love it out here.

- Yeah.

It's everything that I, that I could have imagined.

- It's so beautiful and so peaceful.

- Oh, yeah.

- 'Kay, I need to use the bathroom.

- I'll be right back. - Okay.

Man, what a day.

- What a day, bro.

Well, got away with it.

Believe that.

- Man. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah. - Hey, yo, Jose.

Let's get some drinks, baby.

- Hello, Diaz.

- Hi, is this the US Embassy?

Okay, um, I wanted to report that I've found

the, the people you guys were looking for, Malik and Tony.

Yeah, they're, they're here in Costa Rica.

Okay, and I also heard about that reward.

Okay, perfect.

Thank you.

You know, I'm not gonna even say

what Lauren did was wrong.

You know, it's karma, and all people know, man,

whatever goes around comes around.

And I did Lauren dirty,

but I don't think Tony deserved this, you know?

But unfortunately, bad luck comes in threes.

Three strikes, you out.

Like hoes say, once a good girl's gone bad,

she's gone forever.

And unfortunately, it's game over.