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Good morning,
all right, first thing,
Stuart,
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you are no longer allowed
to buy the doughnuts
in the morning.
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It took me a couple
of weeks to figure
this out,
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But you always
buy one less than
there are people.
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It amuses me.
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Well, between that
and Paul taking two,
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a lot of us,
meaning me,
go without.
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I did not take two.
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What's that round thing
in your pocket, Paul?
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One of those new
glazed wallets?
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Now, let's get down
to real business.
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And this is important,
we got this run-off election
next week in District A.
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I cannot believe tomorrow's
Valentine's Day.
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I'm so not ready
for this.
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No date yet either,
huh?
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What about you, Mike?
Do you have a date?
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No. No, I don't.
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As a matter of fact,
this is the first time
in 18 years
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I don't have a date
on Valentine's Day.
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So the streak is over, huh?
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Yeah. It kind of defies
the laws of nature.
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It's like a cheetah
that won't hunt.
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What can I tell you?
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I just didn't feel
like going out
this year.
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Now, this runoff
in District A...
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The teamsters sent me
some chocolates.
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ALL: Great!
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Would you...Yeah.
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Like one?
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What are you doing, Paul,
feeding the bear claw?
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I'm sure the teamsters
were just trying
to cheer me up.
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You know, tomorrow's gonna be
a pretty tough day for me...
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Alone... Divorced...
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Well, at least you
weren't accepting
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any thinly
disguised bribes
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from the local unions.
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There's always that.
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All right. Now, unless anyone
else wants to share
a Valentine's story,
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I'd like to get
down to this very
important business.
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So anyone? No. Good.
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Ooh! I'm gonna propose
to Claudia!
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[CHEERING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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So what you're saying
is that I'm strong.
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Not wanting to go
on some casual date
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while you're waiting
for something real
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is both strong
and emotionally
self-aware.
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But mostly strong.
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Yes, Mike, you're a big,
strong macho man.
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Well, you don't have
to say that, Carter.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I'm thinking,
you know, maybe...
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Maybe I'm just not
meant to be married,
you know?
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We convince ourselves
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that we can't live
without someone else.
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We can. Marriage
is a big lie.
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Please!
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I'm looking
at engagement rings here.
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The whole idea
of this scares me.
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What, getting married?
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Purchasing.
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You know, Paul,
you're supposed
to spend
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two months' salary on
one of these things,
not two weeks'.
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Oh! And I just
got a raise.
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I knew it'd come back
and bite me on the ass.
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Can I help you?
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Now, let me
get this straight.
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The less color
a diamond has,
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the more expensive
it is.
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That is correct.
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Yeah, I'd like to see
the red one, please.
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That's a cufflink.
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Buy the ring, Paul.
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Okay, I'll take that one.
No, no, wait, wait.
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Not, not, I don't know...
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Paul, Paul,
you can do it.
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No, I can't.
I left my wallet
at the office.
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I haven't carried it
around since 1973.
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Which, coincidentally,
is the last time
you opened it.
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See how easy
this is, Paul?
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Oh, Mike. Oh, Mike,
thank you.
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You're paying
me back, Paul.
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Oh.
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So you firmed up
your Valentine's Day
plans yet?
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Nope. I like to
leave it for the last
possible moment,
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because if you think
you'll end up doing nothing,
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it makes it that much
more exciting.
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Nikki. Think of the build-up
you've got going.
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Hey, let's see the ring.
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Mike's holding it hostage.
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Look, the last time
he borrowed money,
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it took him six months
to pay me back.
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Mike, I just moved.
I had expenses.
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Times were tight.
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Paul, it was $3.
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Some flowers were delivered
to a honey bunny,
from Steve
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Steve Lisk?Steve Steiner?
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Steve Tanzer.
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Oh!
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When will he leave me alone?
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I hate Valentine's Day.
It is the worst.
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Honey bunny
is right.
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It's just
too painful.
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When was the last time
you were in love, Mike?
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About six months ago,
Laurie.
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She dumped me.
I was crushed.
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I told her
I never wanted
to see her again.
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Hi, Mike.
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Apparently she still
doesn't listen to me.
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Come on, Mike.
Six months ago you were
in love with this woman.
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And listen,
sometimes a second chance,
best thing in the world.
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You think I should go
for it?
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Yeah. But go for it,
you know, slowly.
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What is that,
Nike's slogan
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for their new
senior citizen
cross-trainers?
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Hi.
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You find the coffee okay?
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Yeah, the new girl's
helping me out.
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That's Stacey.
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She's my assistant.
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Well, she says
if I hurt you again,
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she's gonna find out
where I live.
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She's a good assistant.
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Oh!
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Cream in your
coffee okay?
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Yes, thank you
very much.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm just gonna leave
you two alone.
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Or I could stay.
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So, Laurie. What...
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What are you doing here?
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In front of Carter?
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He wants to stay.
There's nothing I can do.
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I'm very pushy.
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I'm not really sure
what I'm doing here,
Mike and Carter.
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Tomorrow's
Valentine's Day,
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and there's no one
I wanna be with,
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so I don't have a date
for the first time
in 18 years.
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And I know that sounds
really stupid,
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but the streak was
important to me.
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Well, that's
just shallow.
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I really miss you, Mike.
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How much?
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Well, I don't really
know how to answer that.
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Give it a numerical value.
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Eighty-two?
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Wow!
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This is gonna be
like the worst
Valentine's Day ever.
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I am getting
a million phone calls,
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but no one has invited me
to Skeet Eldridge's party.
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I feel for you.
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Nikki, that cute guy
from Accounting
with the kid.
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Tell me it's Kevin,
tell me.
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Yes, Kevin.
He wants you to call.
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Yes!
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He's hoping
you can baby-sit
for him tomorrow night.
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You know, Stacey,
if you wanna go
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to Skeet Eldridge's
party...
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Well, you're really
good friends with him,
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and you'd love to take me.
Yeah, right.
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No, I'm not friends
with him.
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My sister
was his neighbor
for a while,
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and I got to meet him.
He's a good guy.
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I'm not making up
some elaborate lie
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just to spend time
with you.
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I'm going,
and if you wanna go,
I'd love the company.
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I would love that.
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No problem.
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Who's Skeet Eldridge?
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I think relationships are
a lot about timing,
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1nd I don't think
I was ready before,
but now I...
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Do you have to sit
all the way over there?
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Better?
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Mike, I'm not
gonna bite.
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I may nibble a bit,
but I...
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No, there will be
no nibbling, okay?
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You, you just can't
come back here
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and, and, and snack
on me.
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Mike Flaherty...
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Is an entree.
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Mike, I couldn't make
a commitment before
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because I was just
so proud of myself
for being independent.
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But now I realize
you were the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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All right, look, Laurie.
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When you walked out
on me, I just swore
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that I would never
let myself be that
vulnerable again.
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You know,
it's not worth the risk.
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And if you
can't deal with that,
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hey, I understand.
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But you are gonna have
to throw out the first
pitch this time.
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I love you.
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Nice pitch.
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All right.
You know, this...
This is going too fast.
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I just, I need
a second to think.
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MIKE: [THINKING]
All right, be strong.
Focus on the negative.
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Look, she's cracking
her knuckles.
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You hate that.
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Listen to how loud
it is when she does
the other hand
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[CRACKING LOUDLY]
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Uh, Laurie...
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I'm sorry, but, uh,
I just don't think
this is
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what I need in my life
right now.
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Make love to me.
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Okay.
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I had
a wonderful lunch.
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Oh, and here's
your inhaler.
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You know,
it's so strange
for you to be having
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an asthma attack
in the middle
of February.
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Well, maybe it's because
you take my breath away.
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Oh, Paulie.
You are so romantic.
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I know. It's a gift.
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[INHALES]
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Can't wait to make
an honest woman
out of her.
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Show us how you're
gonna propose, Paul.
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Demonstrate on Nikki.
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Okay.
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Great.
This probably won't do
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any long-term
damage.
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You gotta get down
on one knee.
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Where's the ring?
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Mike has it
in his jacket.
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Okay, okay.
Forget the ring.
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Just look
into my eyes.
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Those aren't my eyes.
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Claudia, I know that
you've been
wanting to do this
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for a long time
and, I mean, you're not
getting any younger, right?
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So I figure
what the hell? Here.
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No.
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Tough break, Paul.
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Mike, do you remember
how committed you were
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when we were together before?
I feel the same way now.
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Really?Yeah.
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Because I would have
done anything for you.
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I'm right there, Mike.
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I would have given you
unconditional love.
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I can do that.
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I would have let you play
with my breasts all day.
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That's what
the weekends
are for.
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You know, Laurie...
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I was ready
to marry you.
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Oh. What, are you trying
to make me feel guilty?
Come on.
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You have any food?
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I got a beer.
I got, uh...
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I got something
the laws of chemistry
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will no longer allow me
to call a salad.
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Oh, I got ketchup.
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You're definitely a man.
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Mmm! You tell
the world, baby.
250
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,475
If you're really starving,
I have... I have a mint
251
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:18,738
in my jacket pocket.
252
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,064
Wow, you weren't
kidding.
253
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,980
The answer's yes.
254
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,287
What was the question?
255
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,034
Happy Valentine's Day.
256
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:59,343
Uh, Stuart.
Look, I was kind
of rotten yesterday,
257
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,650
and you're doing
a really nice
thing here.
258
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,130
so you have
to understand,
259
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,653
I don't expect this
from a guy like you.
260
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,047
I mean, you're
the guy who named
a website after me.
261
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,919
Staceysbutt.com.
262
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,578
You know,
it's gone national.
263
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,494
So computer geeks
all over America
264
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,191
are downloading
pictures of my butt?
265
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,802
Yep.
266
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,412
I like that.
267
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,849
And you're welcome.
268
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:31,158
Where's Mike? I got
$40 to put down
toward the ring
269
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,769
You took that money
from my petty cash jar.
270
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,423
Oh, I'll pay
you back later.
271
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,078
This whole proposal thing
is turning into a disaster.
272
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,993
That's why we are
stepping in, Paul.
273
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,342
We've got the whole
thing planned.
274
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,822
You're gonna propose
at the press
conference today.
275
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,911
Then tonight at home,
you'll turn on
the evening news,
276
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,043
bam, there
you'll be, popping
the question.
277
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:47,914
All you have to do
is just go out there
278
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,872
and read the proposal
that James wrote.
279
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,221
You've never been
more eloquent.
280
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,267
Well, of course
I'm eloquent.
It's from my heart.
281
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,183
There's gonna be
a band, balloons...
282
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,446
Wait. How much is this
gonna cost me?
283
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,404
About the price
of a nice dinner.
284
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,753
For one or two?
285
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,367
This really caught me
by surprise, Mike.
286
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,891
You?
287
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,677
Knocked me off my feet.
288
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:17,073
Well, you know,
you said yes
so quickly.
289
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,596
You had it
on your finger
and called your mom
290
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,076
before I could exhale.
291
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,950
Oh, God, check out
the rock, Mike.
It's just...
292
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,305
Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh...
Just came in
293
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,220
because I wanted
to talk about how
we should handle
294
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,787
the Washington Heights
situation.
295
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,528
I was just bored.
296
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,056
CARTER: Hi, kids.Hi.
297
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:46,320
So, you guys do
anything fun yesterday?
298
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,409
Uh, nothing big.
299
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,846
I gotta run. Happy
Valentine's Day, guys.
300
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,979
See you later,
fiance.
301
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,552
She used the "F" word.
302
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,470
What have you done?
303
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,952
She found the ring.
304
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,912
Everything after that
was a blur.
305
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,914
You didn't tell her
that you were just
holding that ring for Paul,
306
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,264
that you had no thoughts
of marriage whatsoever?
307
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,743
It didn't come up.
308
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,573
And to tell you
the truth, Carter,
309
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:26,577
I mean, you know,
I wasn't thinking
about marriage then...
310
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,450
But, well, maybe I am now.
311
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,104
Well, you should be.
You're engaged.
312
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,460
Mike, I absolutely
must have the ring,
313
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,723
and I will not leave
until you hand it over.
314
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,203
Fine. Give me the money.
315
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,292
I'll see you later.
316
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,992
Mike, this is not
the way you decide
317
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,602
if you're gonna spend
your life with someone.
318
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,388
You know what, Carter,
I'll figure this out
on my own, okay?
319
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,086
Besides, the last serious
relationship you were in
was four years ago,
320
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,609
and you're not even
over that yet.
321
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,744
Hey, I am over Spence.
322
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,267
He left a message
on my answering machine
323
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,748
the other night.
Just called to say hi.
324
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:08,706
No big deal.
325
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,535
Hi.
326
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,538
What's he trying to say?
327
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,801
How am I supposed to...
328
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,677
Oh, yeah, you're a rock.
329
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,070
Right then, Mike,
let me tell you
330
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,767
a little bit
about marriage.
331
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,422
Sir, I met Laurie when
she was your ex-wife's
divorce lawyer.
332
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,597
Well, that about
sums it up.
333
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:32,904
Remember, at the end
of your proposal,
334
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,298
You have to say,
"I love you, baby."
335
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,691
"Baby" is the band's cue.
336
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,388
Baby, gotcha.
337
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,782
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
338
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,436
Before I take any questions,
339
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,090
I'm just gonna share
the most important moment
340
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,700
of my life with you all.
341
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,180
Uh...
342
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,529
Excuse me.
343
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,922
Oh, no.
344
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,142
A three-alarm blaze
has burned down
345
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,752
a low-income
housing residence,
346
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:58,017
leaving nine
families homeless,
including seven children
347
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,105
and a baby.
348
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,976
[BAND PLAYING MUSIC]
349
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,282
No, no!
350
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,200
PAUL: Wrong baby! No!
Wrong baby. No!
351
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,944
Wrong baby. No!
352
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,294
Will... Will you marry me?
353
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,861
Claudia, will
you marry me?
354
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,212
Marry me, Claudia!
355
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,822
[CAR HONKING]
356
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,607
Excuse me, young lovers.
Take your picture?
357
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,218
Well, we're not really
young lovers.
358
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,567
Oh, come on,
Stuey, please?
Come on.
359
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,177
We'll have something
to remember the night.
360
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,440
Stuey?
361
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,877
Yeah. The night
I went to
Skeet Eldridge's party.
362
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,270
I'm only kidding.
363
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,619
Take one
of the both of us.
364
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,322
There you go.
That'll be $45.
365
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,280
Oh, wait.
Take another one.
I wasn't smiling.
366
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,239
No, no, no!
That one's fine.
367
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,373
[EXHALING]
368
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:54,812
You know,
you look different.
What is it?
369
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,205
Oh, you don't have
your glasses on.
370
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,772
I didn't know
you wore contacts.
371
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:01,080
I don't. My vision's not
as bad as you think it is.
372
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,082
Stacey?
373
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,301
I'm over here,
Mr. Magoo.
Come on.
374
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,868
We're in the front
of the line.
375
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,522
Hey.
376
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,089
We'll go in when we want.
377
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,655
Let's talk some more.
378
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,179
We're not on the list,
are we?
379
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,832
Of course we are.
380
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921
Excuse me, sir?
381
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,141
The [SLURRING]
party's here.
382
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,012
Excuse me?Jones.
383
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,798
Miller. There we are.
Chang.
384
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,843
Why don't you
just try Bondek?
385
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,149
'Cause I never use
my real name...
386
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,282
Bondek. Here it is.
Party of two?
387
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,413
Come on in.
388
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,546
Let me see that.
Hey, it's there.
389
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:33,982
Are you surprised?
390
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,767
It's just that...
Scoot knows me
as Chang.
391
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,901
Skeet.
392
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,424
Whatever.Whatever.
393
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,082
Check out the rock.
394
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,868
Laurie, about the rock.
395
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,088
The ring mechanic called...
396
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,920
And it needs
to be realigned.
397
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,315
The ring is perfect.
398
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,230
You know what I see when
I look into this ring?
399
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,885
I see our future.
400
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,540
I see our kids, I...
401
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,020
I see me growing old
with you,
402
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,761
the man of my dreams.
403
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,676
You see all that
in there?
404
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,940
Don't you?
405
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,594
Let me take a look.
406
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,425
Oh, wow.
Look, there I am.
407
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,513
I have no hair.
408
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,650
So, Stuart, how'd you
get us into that party?
409
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:34,825
[CHUCKLES]
410
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,349
I amaze you, don't I?
411
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,005
Stuart, I got us
into that party,
412
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,659
And, yes,
you do amaze me.
413
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,662
Hey, how'd you do it?
414
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,406
A friend of mine was
helping throw the party,
415
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,843
and he told me that you
weren't on the list.
416
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,149
Wow.Wow.
417
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,368
Busted.
418
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,200
Listen, Stuart...
419
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,942
You knew you could not
get us into that party,
420
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,770
and you knew you
were gonna make
an absolute fool
421
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,163
of yourself trying to,
422
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,165
but you did it
to spend time with me,
423
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,299
and that's really sweet.
424
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,215
Yeah. So are we gonna
sleep together, or what?
425
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,569
That is definitely not
a poodle named Tiffany.
426
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,746
That is a black lab
named Rex.
427
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,923
Look at us.
I see us fighting
over which dog to get.
428
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,447
Oh, I see me winning.
429
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,233
No, I see me
letting you think that.
430
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,148
I see us in couple's
counseling.[CHUCKLES]
431
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,589
Can I ask you something?
432
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,375
How'd you know
to say yes?
433
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,814
I looked
into your eyes,
434
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:54,340
and I knew you were
the person I wanted to spend
the rest of my life with.
435
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,343
You mind if I try that?
436
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,526
Uh, Laurie, I'm afraid
I have to tell you something.
437
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,400
I never really
proposed to you...
438
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,403
The first time.
439
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,368
Will you marry me?
440
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,679
Won't take any questions.
441
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,159
I'd just like to share
442
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,422
the most important moment
of my life with you all.
443
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:34,989
Why did you do that?
444
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,339
This was supposed to
be a big surprise.
445
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,428
I can't do it this way.
446
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:43,214
Claudia, there's something
I have to say to you
447
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,825
face to face.
448
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,435
Yes, Paul?
449
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,916
There was this fire...
450
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:54,748
Whole families
left homeless.
Oh, and a baby.
451
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,404
Happy Valentine's Day.
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