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Does the administration
have any official statement
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on the Groundhog Day incident?
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First of all,
there is no way
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that the Mayor
could have anticipated
the electrical short
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that caused the spring door
to malfunction
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when the groundhog
was "Released."
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But still, I don't think
it's fair for you all
to describe the animal
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as having been catapulted.
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How far did
the groundhog go?
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About 38 blocks.
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Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor?
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Mr. Mayor.
Oh, yes, James.
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I'm sorry. Were you
having trouble
hearing me, sir?
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No, not at all.
Okay.
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Uh, I have your notes
on the park ranger
situation.
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Well, I hardly think
there's a danger
of radiation.
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You're admitting that you
killed the groundhog.
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No. Absolutely not.
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No. The autopsy report
clearly showed
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that the animal
did not die
from the impact.
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He had a heart attack.
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Which, you know,
is understandable,
because, uh,
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you know, there's a reason
they don't call them air hogs.
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Mr. Mayor, I have reports
that you were seen having
a dinner date last week.
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Sir, are you involved
in a romantic relationship?
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Well, as always,
I'm with Mike.
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He's more than
just my deputy.
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All right, we killed
the little sucker.
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All right, he's dead.
I'm glad he's dead.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Mike, do you think
the Mayor's having
a little trouble hearing?
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No. The Mayor's
healthy as a horse.
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What doctor
does he go to?
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A buddy of his.
Dr. Franklin.
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Isn't he a veterinarian?
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Yeah.
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So when he says
he's as "Healthy
as a horse..."
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I'm sorry I'm late.
It took so long
to commute from Brooklyn.
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You know, if you ever
have to really be here early,
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you could crash
at my place.
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You could take
the bed,
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and I'll take
the bed.
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Let me say that
should you choose
to move to Manhattan,
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you don't
have to sleep
with Stuart.
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In fact, I encourage
women not to.
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So you're the guy.
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I would love to move out,
but you don't get it.
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No one leaves my house.
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You're born there,
You grow up there,
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you get married there.
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Eventually you die there
and get buried
in the basement.
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I didn't tell you that.
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Mike, I just bumped
into Councilman Seville,
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and he said he can't
make dinner tonight
at Tribeca,
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and that's such a tough place
to get into.
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I was wondering
if Claudia and I
could have the table.
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Paul,
they know me there.
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So you're gonna
have to buck that tip of yours
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up to, uh, at least 8%.
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Fine. But I'm gonna
hit that bread basket hard.
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You should have gone, Mike.
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It's nice to eat alone
sometimes.
JAMES: Really?
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I can't even
eat alone at home.
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I have to set a place
for Danny.
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Who's Danny?
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What do you mean?
He's right over...
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Never mind.
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I am going to eat alone
in my apartment tonight
in the dark,
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contemplating the fact that
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maybe my friends
don't take care of me
the way they should.
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Why don't you just
come over to my house
for dinner tonight?
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Yes. See that?
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Why is it that
Stacey's the only one
who knew
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I was fishing
for a dinner invite?
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Oh, we all know.
It's just her turn.
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All right. Hey, listen,
I know you all
had some complaints
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about your paychecks
being late,
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so I, uh, I tracked down
the cause of the problem.
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Bob from Accounting
is dead.
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In fact, he died
while he was signing
the checks.
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Do you happen to know
if he got to the L's?
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Bob's office is now
available upstairs.
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I want it. I want it now
even if Bob's still in it.
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Right, we'll save
some time here.
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Does anyone want
Stuart to stay?
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Okay, it's unanimous.
Congratulations, Stuart,
and, uh, everyone else.
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You are even more handsome
than you are on TV.
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Oh, Mrs. Paterno,
you know, they...
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They put a special filter
on the camera
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kind of tone it down
a little bit.
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Otherwise, there were concerns
about public safety.
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We can't believe
our baby works
for the Mayor.
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We are so proud of her.
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He seems like
a very intelligent man.
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Why, thank you.
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We were worried about her
working in the city,
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because, you know, Manhattan's
a dangerous borough.
Yeah.
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Stacey's cousin Robert,
he got shot there.
Mmm-hmm.
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Ma, he was
robbing a bank.
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In Brooklyn they give you
a warning shot.
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You know, it is good
that Mike is here tonight,
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because, um,
there's something
I wanna tell you guys.
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I'm thinking of getting
my own apartment.
(CHUCKLES)
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What are you
talking about?
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Your family's here.
We live here.
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You want a bigger room?
You get Grandma's
in a few years.
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Mike, help me out here.
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More salt, Grandma?
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Mom, Dad...
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I wanna move out.
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So go.
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There. See that?
See how easy that was?
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I mean go. Go now.
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You either live here
or you don't.
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Fine.
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If that's the way
you want it,
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then I'm outta here.
Stacey.
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This is great.
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Talk to her. I can't.
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(SOBBING) Stacey, Stacey.
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Did I... Did I mention
how good this lasagna is?
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Because I wish
that I could be miniaturized,
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and I would just,
I would dive
right into the pan,
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and I'd eat through it
like a little Italian Pac-Man.
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You're her boss.
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She listens to you.
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Tell her to stay here.
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You know, I think it's better,
you know, if I just
stay out of it.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Look. Maybe I'll just
help with the dishes.
No.
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(SHATTERS)
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Okay, you break, I'll dry.
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Hey.
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Yes, Stuart?
Yeah.
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Uh, I lost my comb,
and I was just wondering
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if you might have
a few hundred
that you're not using.
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(LAUGHS)
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Listen, Bondek, that kind
of mean-spirited humor
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may go over on one,
but not here on two.
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Up here, our credo
is courtesy, honesty,
and respect.
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Get used to it.
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Please.
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Hey, Stuart. How you doing?
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You all miss me, huh?
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We do miss you.
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The way you zero in
on our imperfections,
our insecurities.
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You mean how Nikki
is alone and desperate?
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And James is a misplaced
country biscuit?
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Now do me, do me.
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Save your pick-up lines
for the disco.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Bondek.
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Hey.
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How was your dinner
last night?
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Great. Uh,
nice conversation,
good food.
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Got a curse put on me.
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Have you been chewing
on your pen?
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Of course not.
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Agh!
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You know, most curses
start small and just
keep building.
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This means nothing.
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(GROANS)
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Janelle... Oh, Mike.
Mike, you wanted
to see me?
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(LISPING) Ah, yes, Sir,
I did, Sir.
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Your mouth is blue.
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Did you have
a snow cone?
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Yes, sir.
Come on.
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Sir, uh, were you
having trouble
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hearing the reporter's
questions yesterday?
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No, I'm fine.
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Okay. Um, did you
have a chance
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to look at our plan
to gather up all the children
in the city,
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dip them in egg
and roll them
in bread crumbs?
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I'll run it
by the council.
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All right, sir, look,
I think you might be
having a problem...
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I'm joking, Mike.
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You don't have
to yell at me
as if were deaf.
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I'm barely 50.
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You think I'm so old
I'm falling apart?
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No, I'm sorry, sir.
I was worried about you,
and I...
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(SPEAKING MUFFLED
AND DISTORTEDLY)
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Sorry. Wait a minute.
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I'm sorry, Mike. Uh...
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(STUTTERS) You don't have
an alarm clock in here.
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00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,503
No, I usually get
a wake-up call
from the front desk.
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You know, I know this
is casual Fridays...
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Well, it was late,
and, and I didn't
wanna bother anyone,
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and... (SIGHS)
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I hope you don't mind.
I crashed here on the couch.
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You look horrible.
What happened to you?
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Car alarm, all night.
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No hot water this morning.
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And Starbucks?
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Out of coffee.
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I know this is gonna
sound kind of weird,
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but does your grandmother
have any...
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Supernatural powers?
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No.
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She couldn't put
like you know, like a...
(SPITS)
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Curse or hex on you
or anything, could she?
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She could put a hex,
but she can't fly.
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00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,748
Mike? Did you hear
about the Rangers? They...
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They what, James?
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They...
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Play hockey.
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Stacey, get dressed.
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James,
(SNAPS FINGERS) focus.
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Uh, the, the Rangers
have arranged a photo-op
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with the Mayor
this afternoon.
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00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,565
Oh, I better
get down there
and set it up.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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See, this is why
you can't live here.
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00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,916
You know, I used to have
a pretty wicked slap-shot
back in high school.
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00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,786
Better put down that mask.
Here comes the heat.
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Smokin'.
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Hey, Mike,
can I talk to you? Oh, God.
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Oof!
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00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,928
What's up?
Hey, Mike.
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Listen, can I talk to you
for a second?
Sure.
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Could you slow down, please,
because I'm wearing loafers.
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Do you think it's so smart
for you to be out here
on skates,
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I mean, what with the curse
and all?
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00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,772
Oh, there's
no such thing as a curse.
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00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,774
Hey, look, Paul.
You're a Zamboni.
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00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,542
Oh. Oh. Oh.
227
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:53,013
And Flaherty steals the puck.
He's going cross ice.
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Breaks through
both defenders,
he shoots, he scores.
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Yay. (GRUNTS)
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I'm okay.
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I'm hurt.
Oh, I'm hurt.
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Oh, no.
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I know why Mike has you
following me today.
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He thinks that I'm having
a hearing problem!
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Yes, he does.
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You're lying.
I know he does.
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00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,059
Now, you tell Mike
and anyone else
who wants to know,
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my hearing is just fine.
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James...
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00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,832
Do you know who
that is over there?
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It's Candice Foxworth.
We're dating.
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Oh, I'll leave
you two alone.
No, please. Stay.
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Look at your right.
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I need you to stay
and help cover for the fact
245
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,345
that I am having
some "problems".
246
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,913
Sir, what kind of problems?
247
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,653
With my hearing.
Where the hell have you been?
248
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,324
Randall, this is
a nice surprise.
(LAUGHS)
249
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,060
Hi.
250
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,663
(STUTTERS) Nice surprise.
251
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,431
(LOUDLY)
Yes, this is nice.
252
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,436
So, you come here
a lot, big boy?
253
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,441
Here? A lot?
254
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,879
I hear what I need to.
255
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,885
I was hoping you might
find some time to
256
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,120
sneak away
this afternoon.
257
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,788
Absolutely. I'd love to.
258
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:49,262
(STUTTERS) Sir, how did you
hear what she...
It was in her eyes.
259
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,068
MIKE: Paul, I've been
cursed, okay?
260
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,636
That doesn't mean
I'm gonna sit here
and listen to you
261
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,171
criticize the way I dress.
262
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,243
(PHONE RINGS)
263
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,479
Gonna answer that?
No.
264
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,249
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
When I talk on the phone
the glass fogs up.
265
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,022
Besides, it's just
gonna be bad news.
266
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,927
Mike Flaherty's office.
267
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,962
Uh-uh.
268
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,098
Uh-uh.
269
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,068
Uh-uh.
270
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,670
Thanks.
271
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,940
See? It's good news.
272
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,375
The Rangers
are gonna recover.
273
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,045
Next season.
274
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,747
Oh, by the way.
275
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,515
Somebody swiped a helmet.
276
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,286
Do they know who did it?
277
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,456
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)
278
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,559
Stuart, what are you
doing here?
279
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,061
I need to make
some copies.
280
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:59,967
And why exactly do you need
200 copies of your ass?
281
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,373
Easter's coming.
282
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,276
I think Stuart
misses us.
283
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,312
I got, like, a thousand
new friends up there.
Oh?
284
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,380
Yeah?
Who?
285
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,681
There's Ben...
Mmm-hmm.
286
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,049
And...
287
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,218
You know, the other guy
in the offices.
288
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,687
Hmm.
And, uh, the lady
with the dress.
289
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,089
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've seen them.
290
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,992
They hang out at the,
uh, you know, place.
291
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,396
Hey, what's
with my old desk?
292
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,132
It looks like a float
for the Gay Pride parade.
293
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,401
It is.
294
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,869
(SIGHS)
Stuart, we will allow you
to come back,
295
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,372
if you admit
that you miss us.
No.
296
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,142
I mean,
297
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,711
not unless
you guys do first.
298
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,846
I'll cover for you.
Everyone doesn't
have to know.
299
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,181
Why are you doing this?
300
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,817
(SIGHS) I will deny it
if you say it,
301
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,319
but, um (CLEARS THROAT)
302
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,622
it's been a little boring
around here
ever since you left.
303
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,090
Of course it is.
304
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:01,828
Between Opie,
and big Chief
Date-no-more...
305
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,798
It's hard for a pompous fruit
like you to get the verbal
whacking you deserve.
306
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,137
Candice took me
to the doctor.
307
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,673
Somehow she could tell
I was having trouble
with my hearing.
308
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,742
She's a perceptive
woman, sir.
309
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,044
Doctor was good.
Big expert.
310
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,845
Really knew
what he was
talking about.
311
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,813
Really? Well,
what did he say?
312
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,649
You'll have to ask Candice.
313
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,351
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
314
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,720
(GROANS)
315
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,756
Don't ever
get old, James.
316
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,458
Thank you.
317
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,094
Now I look in the mirror,
318
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,063
I don't even
recognize myself.
319
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,730
Whatever happened
to that red-haired lad
320
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,301
who used to stride
so confidently across
the fields of Connecticut?
321
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,503
Didn't you have
brown hair, Sir?
322
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,739
And there goes the memory.
323
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,177
Hey.
Hey.
324
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,579
Ooh, what happened to you?
325
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,082
Do you think it's fair
for a New York City cabbie
to get violent
326
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,250
just because
you mispronounced
his name?
327
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,253
No, I don't.
328
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,190
Yeah, well, someone should
tell that to (STUTTERS)
Meh... Mugalactema...
329
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,095
Isn't this place amazing?
I mean, really,
what do you think?
330
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:12,099
It's, it's, it's, it's cheap,
it's, it's cozy...
331
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,667
WOMAN: Oh, yes, yes!
332
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,339
You get to know
your neighbors.
333
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,774
What, do you think
that's loud?
334
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,914
Maybe.
335
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,683
Poor Mikey.
336
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,953
Look, Stacey, I know you.
337
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,955
You love your family.
338
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,358
And I don't think
you're gonna truly be able
to move on with your life
339
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,127
until you mend
fences with them.
340
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,695
And sure, if you're
sitting down with them,
341
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:46,133
and the subject of removing
the curse comes up...
342
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,701
So all you care about
is some stupid curse?
343
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,537
See that bracelet?
344
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,406
That's not
a fashion statement.
345
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,575
I got that
at the emergency room.
346
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,245
I went
to Madison Square Garden,
and I got hit with a puck.
347
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,847
Well, that can happen.
I was at a Knicks game.
348
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,051
I got 17 stitches
in my head.
349
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,719
Here's the capper.
350
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,055
The doctor lost
the needle in there.
351
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,925
He's just gonna go back
and get it later.
352
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:16,229
I can't believe you're taking
one of the most important
moments in my life
353
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,330
and making it about you.
354
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,065
I got a concussion.
355
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,203
I thought you were
my friend, Mike.
356
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,771
I thought
you cared about me.
357
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,839
Stacey, I...
358
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,611
Mr. Mayor, the doctor's
office just faxed your
test results over.
359
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,181
You have an infection
that's clogged your ears up.
360
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,815
They're sending
some antibiotics.
361
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,285
Who's old now, James?
362
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,719
That's one
right in your face.
363
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,523
Ah!
I'm glad, Sir.
364
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,058
This machine's never
gonna break down.
365
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:47,994
Sir.
Yeah.
366
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,096
Here's the speech
for your ACLU meeting.
367
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,531
Now, they're touchy,
368
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,334
so just make sure
you stick to exactly
what's written.
369
00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,872
No problem.
370
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,511
Moving back into the house
Would be the most
371
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,779
damaging thing
I could ever do to myself.
372
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,216
But,
373
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,784
if that's what you want...
374
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,454
I'll do it anyway.
375
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,755
Great.
376
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:21,093
I am moving out,
and you wanna know why?
377
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,129
I need...
Because I'm making her.
378
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,631
Mike.
379
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,433
I've been pushing Stacey.
380
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,034
She didn't wanna
leave you,
381
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,337
you know, the people
that she loves more than
anyone in the world.
382
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,072
I, I just told her
she had no choice.
383
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248
And if you wanna put
a curse on me,
384
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,082
so be it. I am not
afraid of you.
385
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,252
Okay, a little bit.
386
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,521
You come into my house,
387
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,491
and try to
take my daughter
away from me?
388
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,025
I wanted to do it
over the phone.
389
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,763
(STUTTERS) Stacey,
you're sure
it's just family
390
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,130
that's buried
in the basement?
391
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,035
Mom, Dad, Mike,
he's just being
a good friend.
392
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,206
The truth is...
393
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,076
I wanna leave.
394
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,646
Please don't make this
be any harder than
it has to be.
395
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,149
We'll take
good care of her.
396
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,918
You know,
she's a virgin.
397
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,864
Yeah, I know.
398
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,035
She checked that box
on the application.
399
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,039
(SOBBING) Come on.
I'll help you
pack up your things.
400
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,808
(CRYING)
401
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,111
Thank you.
402
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,251
All right, if you're gonna
turn me into an animal...
403
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,289
I prefer toads over rodents.
404
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,224
That's a nice thing you did.
405
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,760
I'm lifting the curse.
(SPITTING)
406
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,934
We both know
there's no curse.
Mmm.
407
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,802
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
408
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,972
Hello?
409
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,974
You gotta be
kidding me.
410
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,977
Just, just sprains?
411
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,913
All the Rangers are gonna
be back to practice
on Monday.
412
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,617
You're welcome.
413
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,787
Hey, Sophie.
414
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,622
You ever go
to the track?
415
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,223
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
416
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,195
Oh, look who's come
crawling back.
417
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:39,098
Stuart is here
because I insisted
he come back.
418
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,468
We have a lot of projects
that he's involved in,
419
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,003
and it's just more efficient
if he's here.
420
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,272
So if you wanna
blame anyone,
just blame me.
421
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,841
Oh, we will.
422
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,110
Thanks for bailing me out.
It really means a lot.
423
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,480
Don't mention it.
It's good to
have you back.
424
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,848
(SIGHS) Here.
Hold this for a second.
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