Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,786 --> 00:00:08,823
(quiet news chatter)
2
00:00:19,834 --> 00:00:21,469
(phone dings)
3
00:00:23,971 --> 00:00:25,507
(sighs)
4
00:00:33,114 --> 00:00:34,549
(sighs) God.
5
00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:39,254
- (sighs) Fuck!
- (phone ringing)
6
00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,085
God...
7
00:00:43,223 --> 00:00:46,190
- (sighs) Yes?
- Tricia (on phone): Hey.
8
00:00:46,191 --> 00:00:48,058
Um, are you at work?
9
00:00:48,059 --> 00:00:49,526
No, I called in sick.
10
00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,256
- Are you sick?
- Sam (on phone): No.
11
00:00:51,257 --> 00:00:53,263
Okay, good 'cause I need you.
I need your help really badly.
12
00:00:53,264 --> 00:00:55,064
I'm, like, completely
overwhelmed...
13
00:00:55,065 --> 00:00:58,169
- Tricia, I can't right now. I'm kinda busy.
- Tricia: Please, Sam, please.
14
00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,603
I mean, really,
seriously, please.
15
00:00:59,604 --> 00:01:01,638
- (loud marching band music)
- Jesus! Oh, fuck!
16
00:01:01,639 --> 00:01:03,708
Sam, I'm sorry! But
you have no idea...
17
00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:05,142
No, no, it's not you.
18
00:01:05,143 --> 00:01:08,446
("K-State Fight
Song" playing loudly)
19
00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,584
(Sam sighs)
20
00:01:11,285 --> 00:01:13,255
I-I'll be there in a
little bit, alright?
21
00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:15,890
Thanks. Cool, see ya.
22
00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:17,988
(sighs)
23
00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:20,892
(inhale, ragged exhale)
24
00:01:20,893 --> 00:01:24,199
(light theme song playing)
25
00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:28,298
(quiet street noise)
26
00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:30,501
Hey! There she is!
27
00:01:30,502 --> 00:01:32,235
Jesus Christ, Fred,
you scared me to death.
28
00:01:32,236 --> 00:01:33,871
Is it a game day or something?
29
00:01:33,872 --> 00:01:35,639
No. I'm just checkin' in.
30
00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,674
You know, I talked to Lou, and
he said you're the only person
31
00:01:37,675 --> 00:01:39,042
that hasn't picked
up their jacket.
32
00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:40,244
Oh fuck. Uh, you know what?
33
00:01:40,245 --> 00:01:42,140
I'm gonna go by
and get that today.
34
00:01:42,141 --> 00:01:44,281
Did you bring out the
Growler just to ask me that?
35
00:01:44,282 --> 00:01:45,649
No, I just had to
fill up the tank,
36
00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:48,018
you know what I'm sayin'?
Am I gonna see you tonight?
37
00:01:48,019 --> 00:01:49,486
'Cause you're not
responding to my texts.
38
00:01:49,487 --> 00:01:51,488
- I texted you like 15 times.
- Well,
39
00:01:51,489 --> 00:01:53,991
I don't know, Fred.
I'm just gonna...
40
00:01:53,992 --> 00:01:55,692
be a black cloud. You
don't want me there.
41
00:01:55,693 --> 00:02:00,097
- Ah, come on. You know I want you there, Sam.
- Mm...
42
00:02:00,098 --> 00:02:02,599
It's just Joel and I
still aren't talking,
43
00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,963
- and I-I don't want it to be like a whole thing.
- Alright, alright.
44
00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:06,838
Y-You and I are
still talkin', right?
45
00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:07,971
- Yeah.
- Come on,
46
00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:09,239
Sam, look what
you're gonna miss.
47
00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,540
Isn't this beautiful?
48
00:02:10,541 --> 00:02:12,475
I went all out. I decked
it out, it's gorgeous.
49
00:02:12,476 --> 00:02:14,445
- You gotta see inside. Come on. Come on!
- Sam: Okay.
50
00:02:14,446 --> 00:02:17,815
- Alright. Let's take a look.
- Fred: Purple paradise!
51
00:02:17,816 --> 00:02:19,249
- Look at this.
- Wow!
52
00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,219
We got cheese balls.
We got koozies.
53
00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:24,055
- Check that out. Look at that.
- Sam: Oh yeah.
54
00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,155
That's great.
55
00:02:25,156 --> 00:02:26,962
And check this out.
We had these made.
56
00:02:28,129 --> 00:02:30,427
- Wow! (laughs)
- Yeah.
57
00:02:30,428 --> 00:02:31,462
You're gonna have to fend off
58
00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:33,163
all the heartbroken
ladies for me.
59
00:02:33,164 --> 00:02:34,899
It would be my great honor.
60
00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,333
(both laughing)
61
00:02:36,334 --> 00:02:37,634
Oh, come on, Sammy.
62
00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:40,371
It's not gonna be
the same without ya.
63
00:02:40,372 --> 00:02:42,607
Yeah, you know what? You
guys rage without me.
64
00:02:42,608 --> 00:02:44,441
And then, how about tomorrow,
65
00:02:44,442 --> 00:02:46,543
I could take you for
an all-you-can-eat
66
00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:48,179
- ice cream experience.
- Mm...
67
00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,380
You get whatever you want,
68
00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:51,348
and you can tell me all
about what I missed.
69
00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:53,683
Mm, well, uh, I
don't wanna force you
70
00:02:53,684 --> 00:02:55,520
to have the time of
your life, Sammy.
71
00:02:55,521 --> 00:02:56,686
But do you like ice cream?
72
00:02:56,687 --> 00:02:58,889
I don't like ice cream.
I love ice cream!
73
00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:00,790
- See?
- But you gotta take me to Call Hall
74
00:03:00,791 --> 00:03:02,992
because it goes right from
the udder to the cone.
75
00:03:02,993 --> 00:03:05,362
- That sounds fresh.
- It's a metaphor, but you know what I'm sayin'.
76
00:03:05,363 --> 00:03:07,164
- I think I get it.
- But it's so good.
77
00:03:07,165 --> 00:03:09,666
And you gotta wear one of these.
78
00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,974
- Well, what does it say?
- Yeah! Open it.
79
00:03:13,941 --> 00:03:15,339
(both laughing)
80
00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,608
I'm the stud. When you wear
it, I gotta be on that side.
81
00:03:17,609 --> 00:03:20,845
- Alright. Fuck yeah. Let's do it! Yes!
- Okay? Alright!
82
00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:24,181
♪ ♪
83
00:03:24,182 --> 00:03:26,150
Brad: Those are great.
They're perfect.
84
00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:27,351
(quiet chatter)
85
00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:28,920
Joel: They're a little pale.
86
00:03:28,921 --> 00:03:31,421
Well, maybe do 'em on this
side a little bit more.
87
00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,424
- (laughs)
- There you go. Look it.
88
00:03:33,425 --> 00:03:35,297
(whispers): Belinda's
gonna yell at me.
89
00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:37,928
She's outta control today.
90
00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:40,125
(laughing)
91
00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:43,233
Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't
have even sent this.
92
00:03:43,234 --> 00:03:45,368
Oh, I'm sure it's fine.
93
00:03:45,369 --> 00:03:47,238
She probably didn't
even see it yet.
94
00:03:47,239 --> 00:03:49,106
No, she read it 45 minutes ago.
95
00:03:49,107 --> 00:03:52,680
Okay. Well, what did you say?
96
00:03:54,514 --> 00:03:56,647
I told her how many
steps I got yesterday.
97
00:03:56,648 --> 00:03:58,382
Okay...
98
00:03:58,383 --> 00:04:02,457
And how did you want
her to respond to that?
99
00:04:03,756 --> 00:04:06,724
I don't know. I guess the
way she always responds?
100
00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:08,692
I mean...
101
00:04:08,693 --> 00:04:12,000
It's a big change
for both of you in...
102
00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:14,002
in different ways.
103
00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:16,801
Yeah.
104
00:04:16,802 --> 00:04:20,304
And I sent her a
text about my steps.
105
00:04:20,305 --> 00:04:21,972
- (laughs)
- Oh, my God! Brad,
106
00:04:21,973 --> 00:04:25,209
- I'm a complete and total ding-dong!
- No!
107
00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:28,278
No, you are not a ding-dong.
108
00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,048
You'll see her tonight,
and you'll talk it out.
109
00:04:31,049 --> 00:04:33,317
Listen, it might take some time,
110
00:04:33,318 --> 00:04:34,852
but it's gonna be okay.
111
00:04:34,853 --> 00:04:38,255
Brad, we got a request
for a great white shark
112
00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:39,590
and three little piggies.
113
00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:42,521
Okay, I-I'll get
right on it, Belinda.
114
00:04:42,522 --> 00:04:43,631
(sighs)
115
00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:46,163
(soft laugh)
116
00:04:46,164 --> 00:04:47,865
Did you see how she came at me?
117
00:04:47,866 --> 00:04:49,037
(laughs)
118
00:04:50,104 --> 00:04:52,507
(engine cranking)
119
00:04:53,575 --> 00:05:00,415
(engine cranking)
120
00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,785
(sighs)
121
00:05:05,786 --> 00:05:08,823
♪ ♪
122
00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:13,061
(birds chirping)
123
00:05:14,428 --> 00:05:15,930
(door bell dings)
124
00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,537
Oh, thank God! I thought
you changed your mind.
125
00:05:26,538 --> 00:05:28,139
Uh, I rode my bike.
126
00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,339
What is that?
127
00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:31,942
I picked up my jacket
for Fred's wedding.
128
00:05:31,943 --> 00:05:34,244
W-w-wait. So, why are
you riding your bike?
129
00:05:34,245 --> 00:05:35,446
Did the truck break down again?
130
00:05:35,447 --> 00:05:37,013
No. No, it just
wouldn't start.
131
00:05:37,014 --> 00:05:39,616
Sam, that thing is on its
last leg. I keep telling you.
132
00:05:39,617 --> 00:05:41,386
When did Holly
get it? Like '98?
133
00:05:41,387 --> 00:05:43,353
(sniffs) Yep.
134
00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:45,222
- It's, like, 25 years old!
- Okay.
135
00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,358
Okay, just gimme a second here.
136
00:05:47,359 --> 00:05:48,560
What?
137
00:05:48,561 --> 00:05:50,428
This is a lot of cunt.
138
00:05:50,429 --> 00:05:52,596
"100% cunt mode." Yes.
139
00:05:52,597 --> 00:05:54,899
"Cunt, please." "Big
and juicy cunt."
140
00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:58,402
I mean, I can't... Oh!
Oh, okay. This is cute.
141
00:05:58,403 --> 00:05:59,803
"Knock, knock. Who's there?
142
00:05:59,804 --> 00:06:01,905
You. You're still a cunt."
Did you make this one for me?
143
00:06:01,906 --> 00:06:03,341
No. Just made it.
144
00:06:03,342 --> 00:06:04,875
Wow.
145
00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:06,643
"Cunt Supreme."
"Live, laugh, cunt."
146
00:06:06,644 --> 00:06:08,479
- Aw, that's cute.
- I mean, just stop saying it, please.
147
00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,280
- What? Cunt?
- Yeah.
148
00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:12,016
Twat? I cunt hear you.
149
00:06:12,017 --> 00:06:13,884
My dick-tor says I have
an ear in-fuck-tion,
150
00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:16,187
and I need to take
some penis-illin.
151
00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:17,525
Are you done?
152
00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,491
I cunt be sure.
153
00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:21,491
(sighs) Okay.
154
00:06:21,492 --> 00:06:23,327
Alright. What can
I help you with?
155
00:06:23,328 --> 00:06:25,529
Just, you're on shipping. Just
start putting those boxes together.
156
00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,763
Here's the tape,
and there's, like,
157
00:06:26,764 --> 00:06:28,665
three more bags of these
peanuts in the garage.
158
00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:30,601
I have all the packing
slips in the other room,
159
00:06:30,602 --> 00:06:31,901
and I think I want some wine.
160
00:06:31,902 --> 00:06:34,166
- Do you want some wine?
- I'd like some wine, yes.
161
00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,940
- This is gonna be a lot of fun.
- Yeah.
162
00:06:35,941 --> 00:06:38,046
♪ ♪
163
00:06:39,579 --> 00:06:41,012
Sam: Oh, you do
the peanuts first.
164
00:06:41,013 --> 00:06:43,447
- Tricia: Mm-hmm... (interrupting
gibberish) - And then...
165
00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:45,283
- Put more peanuts.
- (mutters)
166
00:06:45,284 --> 00:06:47,619
More peanuts.
167
00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:49,420
And then, thank you card.
168
00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:51,055
- Thank you card. Yeah. Alright.
- Done.
169
00:06:51,056 --> 00:06:53,625
I got it. You can do your
invoices and I'll be all set.
170
00:06:53,626 --> 00:06:54,925
Just make it pretty, right?
171
00:06:54,926 --> 00:06:57,128
- That's it. Alright.
- Making it pretty.
172
00:06:57,129 --> 00:06:59,134
- Thanks.
- Yep.
173
00:07:04,972 --> 00:07:07,209
Hey, so, um...
174
00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,773
Um, I've just been
thinking seriously
175
00:07:10,774 --> 00:07:13,677
about buying a new car, so
you should just take the Jeep.
176
00:07:13,678 --> 00:07:15,745
I mean, I'll never get what it's
worth on the trade-in anyway.
177
00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:17,819
No, I'm gonna... I'm
gonna hold onto the truck.
178
00:07:19,554 --> 00:07:21,418
Okay. I mean...
179
00:07:21,419 --> 00:07:22,920
You know, I just thought...
180
00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:26,161
Yeah, Tricia, it's...
We're good, okay?
181
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,896
- Yeah.
- We're good.
182
00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:33,731
(quietly): Okay.
183
00:07:33,732 --> 00:07:36,271
And get the fucking label...
184
00:07:37,304 --> 00:07:39,641
Get the fucking tape...
185
00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:42,710
Ooh, fuck.
186
00:07:44,078 --> 00:07:45,310
Oh no.
187
00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:48,616
(birds chirping)
188
00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:53,417
- ("K-State Fight Song" blasting)
- Oh!
189
00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:54,986
What, you a Jayhawks fan?
190
00:07:54,987 --> 00:07:56,624
Come on! Hop in!
191
00:07:57,658 --> 00:07:59,223
You're my first stop, kid.
192
00:07:59,224 --> 00:08:00,692
(laughs) Gosh.
193
00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:04,462
(song builds, ends)
194
00:08:04,463 --> 00:08:06,497
- Okay.
- (laughs)
195
00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:08,236
Nuts...
196
00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:11,769
Nuts!
197
00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:13,436
(quietly): Gotta love nuts.
198
00:08:13,437 --> 00:08:15,506
Tricia: That fucking cunt!
199
00:08:15,507 --> 00:08:17,675
- What?
- Oh, my God!
200
00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:19,210
- Sam: What?
- Okay, so first,
201
00:08:19,211 --> 00:08:21,644
- I get blackballed at Campbell's.
- Wait, what happened?
202
00:08:21,645 --> 00:08:23,546
Oh, yeah, yeah! Heather
would not sell to me
203
00:08:23,547 --> 00:08:25,049
because of lies that
Charity told her.
204
00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,650
- Wha...
- Yeah, Charity lied to her!
205
00:08:26,651 --> 00:08:27,952
But don't worry, I
set her straight.
206
00:08:27,953 --> 00:08:29,619
I dressed her down
in public. I mean,
207
00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,288
there was nobody there
but I said everything!
208
00:08:31,289 --> 00:08:32,423
I told her the truth!
209
00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,391
The truth! And then,
I was at Ballard's,
210
00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:37,861
and I saw fucking Cece
Coleman, Camp Counselor Cece,
211
00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,563
with her fucking shitty twins,
212
00:08:39,564 --> 00:08:43,134
and she 100% saw me and
she totally avoided me!
213
00:08:43,135 --> 00:08:44,701
Okay, well, she's always
been a stupid twat.
214
00:08:44,702 --> 00:08:46,870
Well, that's true, but
now, Charity is having
215
00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:49,272
all of her nasty
little fucking friends
216
00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:52,042
leave these cunty little
comments on the Instagram.
217
00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:54,611
Wait, wait, okay, just...
H-How does Charity know
218
00:08:54,612 --> 00:08:55,946
about the Instagram
in the first place?
219
00:08:55,947 --> 00:08:57,915
Because I fucking tagged her!
220
00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,283
- You did? I mean...
- Yes! Yes, I did.
221
00:09:00,284 --> 00:09:03,020
- Okay.
- I mean, how am I the bad guy in all of this?
222
00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:05,556
Why? I didn't
fuck her husband!
223
00:09:05,557 --> 00:09:07,257
Well, you tried,
but that's okay.
224
00:09:07,258 --> 00:09:08,926
I guess this is what
happens when you try to be
225
00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,194
the bigger person, you know?
226
00:09:10,195 --> 00:09:11,766
I guess so.
227
00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:16,771
- Peanuts...
- Wait, just hold up.
228
00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:18,840
Where has your buffer been?
229
00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:21,604
I don't know.
230
00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:23,007
What happened?
231
00:09:23,008 --> 00:09:25,147
Nothing. He's just
being an asshole.
232
00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,246
- Okay.
- Yeah.
233
00:09:28,247 --> 00:09:29,846
Alright.
234
00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:32,383
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna get you some more wine.
235
00:09:32,384 --> 00:09:34,151
Thank you.
236
00:09:34,152 --> 00:09:35,552
Goddammit!
237
00:09:35,553 --> 00:09:36,987
- (dance music playing)
- (cheering)
238
00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:38,756
- (honking)
- I'm gettin' married!
239
00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,623
Tiffani: Woo-hoo!
I got titties!
240
00:09:40,624 --> 00:09:42,226
- Who needs titties?!
- (laughter)
241
00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:43,527
Freddie!
242
00:09:43,528 --> 00:09:44,962
- Here you go!
- Actually, okay, I'll take 'em.
243
00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:47,665
- (laughter, chatter)
- You.
244
00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:50,467
All: Titties!
Titties! Titties!
245
00:09:50,468 --> 00:09:52,803
Where's my cruise
director? Come on!
246
00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:54,304
(on PA): Attention,
passengers.
247
00:09:54,305 --> 00:09:57,674
Our first stop tonight will
be Finn's downtown. Okay,
248
00:09:57,675 --> 00:09:59,176
stretch your legs.
Warm up your pipes.
249
00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:01,306
- Tiffani: Woo!
- It's karaoke night!
250
00:10:01,307 --> 00:10:03,547
- Let's fucking go!
- (screaming)
251
00:10:03,548 --> 00:10:06,183
Alright. Everybody
outta the pool!
252
00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:08,385
(cheering)
253
00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:10,320
- (laughing)
- (music stops)
254
00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,888
Hey. You doin' okay?
255
00:10:11,889 --> 00:10:14,792
- Oh, my God. This party is epic!
- (both laugh)
256
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:17,562
Oh, my God! I can't
get over Irma!
257
00:10:17,563 --> 00:10:18,996
I know. Nuts.
258
00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,263
How are you?
259
00:10:20,264 --> 00:10:22,833
Well, you know, I'm good.
If my friends are happy,
260
00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:25,207
I'm happy. But
they're not happy.
261
00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:29,306
I know. I'm sorry.
262
00:10:29,307 --> 00:10:30,675
I'm sorry that Sam's not here.
263
00:10:30,676 --> 00:10:32,509
Yeah. (sighs)
264
00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,411
I'm sorry, too,
but you know what?
265
00:10:34,412 --> 00:10:36,313
Tonight is just about fun.
266
00:10:36,314 --> 00:10:38,048
- Yes.
- But listen, Joel,
267
00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:40,984
I need you two back together
for the wedding, okay?
268
00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,753
Oh, my God, we'll
absolutely be there.
269
00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:44,321
I know you'll be there,
270
00:10:44,322 --> 00:10:45,590
but that's not what I'm sayin'.
271
00:10:45,591 --> 00:10:47,162
You copy what I'm sayin', right?
272
00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:49,594
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
273
00:10:49,595 --> 00:10:51,562
I just...
274
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,197
I don't know what to do
275
00:10:53,198 --> 00:10:55,833
because she won't
answer my text.
276
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,435
Look, I'm gonna grab
an ice cream with her
277
00:10:57,436 --> 00:10:58,736
tomorrow at Call Hall,
278
00:10:58,737 --> 00:11:00,470
and I'll get into it with her.
279
00:11:00,471 --> 00:11:02,406
But, in the meantime, my buddy,
280
00:11:02,407 --> 00:11:04,941
- gonna buck up... Okay?
- Yes. Yes!
281
00:11:04,942 --> 00:11:07,444
Tomorrow's a new day, but
tonight, we're gonna have fun.
282
00:11:07,445 --> 00:11:11,282
- Come on! Let's go!
- Okay, let's party. Let's fucking party!
283
00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:14,317
♪ ♪
284
00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:18,055
(insects chirping)
285
00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,723
- (sighs)
- Are you already done?
286
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,324
Yep. I was born for this shit.
287
00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:23,895
- Tricia: That was fast.
- You need anything else?
288
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:26,029
Um, no, I think
I'm good. Thanks.
289
00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,459
Great.
290
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,966
Um, so how did the
jacket turn out?
291
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,635
Oh, I haven't tried it on yet.
292
00:11:30,636 --> 00:11:32,202
Well, let's try it on.
293
00:11:32,203 --> 00:11:33,937
No, no, no. It's packed
up nice in its bag.
294
00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:36,606
- I'll do it later.
- Come on, I have to make sure that everything's perfect
295
00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:40,405
for Fred and Susan anyway, so
let's just give it a whirl.
296
00:11:40,406 --> 00:11:41,579
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah! Looks great!
297
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,780
(both laugh)
298
00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:44,452
Right, that arm.
299
00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:45,884
Okay.
300
00:11:45,885 --> 00:11:47,819
- Got it?
- Mm-hmm.
301
00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,187
Um, I really appreciate you,
302
00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:53,623
- you know, trusting me with your friends.
- Hm.
303
00:11:53,624 --> 00:11:56,464
I didn't do anything.
It was all you.
304
00:11:57,465 --> 00:11:59,191
How does it feel?
305
00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,368
(Sam clears throat)
306
00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:04,167
Something feels a little off.
307
00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:06,141
Mm-hmm. Um...
308
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,506
It's bad, isn't it?
309
00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,546
- (both laughing)
- It's so bad!
310
00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,111
Sorry. I'm sorry, but it...
311
00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:16,547
There... There's
just an issue or two.
312
00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:18,615
I think with the... (laughs)
313
00:12:18,616 --> 00:12:19,984
I don't understand.
He spent, like,
314
00:12:19,985 --> 00:12:21,718
30 minutes on my chest alone.
315
00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:23,086
How could he have
gotten it so wrong?
316
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,955
- (both laugh)
- Do I look like a linebacker?
317
00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:26,323
I don't wanna look
like a linebacker.
318
00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:29,927
- You look linebacker adjacent.
- (both laugh)
319
00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:31,796
Those shoulders,
it looks like...
320
00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:33,598
What's the dance? The
'80s dance that...
321
00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:36,167
(both laughing)
322
00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:37,535
Oh God!
323
00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:38,869
- Okay.
- Um...
324
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,598
(sighs) What are we gonna do?
325
00:12:40,599 --> 00:12:42,640
Well, lucky for you,
I can sew my face off,
326
00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,041
and we're gonna make this work.
327
00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,443
- Okay. Can you...
- (sighs)
328
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:49,179
- put my tits in their final resting place?
- (laughs) I can't do...
329
00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,983
- I can't help you with that part.
- I mean...
330
00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:55,387
- my tits weren't even here in the '90s.
- (laughs)
331
00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:58,423
(all cheering)
332
00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:01,529
(dance music blasting)
333
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,131
(music echoes, fades out)
334
00:13:07,132 --> 00:13:10,438
- (bicycle clicking)
- (insects chirping)
335
00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:25,988
(inhales)
336
00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,024
(phone dings)
337
00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:36,594
- (music blasting)
- Sammy! How are you?
338
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,162
Oh, my God, we are raging.
339
00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:40,697
I miss you! We all
miss you so much!
340
00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:43,533
Irma is on a fucking
rampage! She's going nuts!
341
00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,703
Hey, I can't wait... I can't
wait for ice cream tomorrow.
342
00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:47,338
I love you. We love you. Shit,
343
00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:50,442
I gotta go, I gotta go. Hold on,
I gotta go. Irma! Get down...
344
00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:51,579
(video stops)
345
00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:55,984
(long exhale)
346
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,985
Sam: Okay, well,
you gotta tell me,
347
00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,854
what did I miss last night?
348
00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:06,022
Irma was doing body
shots at Rock-A-Belly.
349
00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:08,359
- Oh, that bitch.
- And Larry, in the Grains Department,
350
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,528
was mooning people outta
the back of the Growler.
351
00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:11,929
(laughing) Oh no!
352
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,297
Right? I threw my back out.
353
00:14:13,298 --> 00:14:15,065
Tiffani had, like,
these blow-up...
354
00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:17,167
Like, it-it... They weren't,
like, two sets of boobs.
355
00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,702
They were like blow-up beach
balls that had nipples on 'em.
356
00:14:19,703 --> 00:14:22,874
- I didn't bring 'em! Of course, she did, right?
- (laughing)
357
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,942
Oh, man. It-It
was totally crazy.
358
00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:27,178
- We missed you, Sam.
- Oh, my God. Yeah, well,
359
00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:29,680
- shit, sounds like a great night.
- Oh, yeah.
360
00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:31,181
And, uh, I did talk to Joel,
361
00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,784
a-and, you know, he misses you.
362
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,185
(mouthing)
363
00:14:35,186 --> 00:14:36,553
We don't need to talk
about that right now.
364
00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:39,790
Alright. Well, forget
about Joel for a minute.
365
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,825
- Okay. Let's forget about Joel.
- Sammy...
366
00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,794
- I miss ya.
- (sighs)
367
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,963
You mean a lot to me.
368
00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:47,264
Families aren't easy.
369
00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,999
Not even the fun ones, okay?
370
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,039
It just... It takes
a lot of work.
371
00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,004
You know, you just gotta...
372
00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:56,044
You gotta decide what's
important to you.
373
00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:02,012
(sighs)
374
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:03,714
And I know what's
important to me right now.
375
00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:04,781
What?
376
00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,984
I think I'm ready for
another round of ice cream.
377
00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:08,518
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- I know.
378
00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:09,953
- Alright, well...
- I'm gonna have a minty one.
379
00:15:09,954 --> 00:15:11,221
What do you want?
380
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:14,158
I think I can choke down
one more. Maybe a...
381
00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:16,260
butter brickle, butter
pecan. Surprise me.
382
00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:19,464
- Alright! It's on me. I got it.
- Okay, thanks. (laughs)
383
00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:20,635
Joel: Hey.
384
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:23,505
Hey, Joel.
385
00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,571
What is this?
386
00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:29,677
Is this some kind of
ambush or something?
387
00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,877
- No.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
388
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,646
Hey, I-I'm just as
surprised as you are.
389
00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:36,146
He didn't know. I...
390
00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:38,548
- I didn't.
- (sighs) You won't talk to me alone.
391
00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:41,056
I thought maybe you'd talk
to me with Fred around.
392
00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:43,320
Okay, well, I'm here.
393
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:47,091
- What do you wanna talk about?
- (Joel laughs awkwardly)
394
00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:49,397
I don't know what
to say. (laughs)
395
00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:53,101
I just needed to talk
to you. I-I miss you.
396
00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,466
I know it was an asshole move,
397
00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:58,773
- sending that steps text.
- Yeah, you think?
398
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,377
Joel: I'm just trying.
399
00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:05,709
I-I lied...
400
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,682
Stop! Stop.
401
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,419
- It was a mistake.
- I'm so...
402
00:16:12,219 --> 00:16:14,351
I'm so mad at you, Joel,
403
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,725
and I don't wanna be,
but I can't help it.
404
00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:20,825
I'm sorry, Sam.
405
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,559
You have a...
406
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,762
a fucking boyfriend, and you
don't think I can handle it,
407
00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:26,430
so you just don't tell me?
408
00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:28,098
- Sam...
- Do you have any idea
409
00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:30,238
how stupid that makes me feel?!
410
00:16:32,406 --> 00:16:35,740
- I'm sorry.
- Why doesn't anybody think I can handle anything?
411
00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:37,445
I can handle it!
412
00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:41,145
God, first my
sister, and now you.
413
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:43,247
- Wait, what happened with your sister?
- No!
414
00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:45,153
You don't get to know!
415
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:50,220
God, maybe I wouldn't have
been okay. Okay, fine.
416
00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:51,855
But I thought that we had
the kind of relationship
417
00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:54,792
that if there was something
that was that important to you
418
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,193
that you would want me to know!
419
00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:57,662
That you would wanna
share it with me!
420
00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,095
But you didn't, did you?!
421
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:01,666
- We do have that kind of relationship!
- No, you're keeping secrets,
422
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:02,667
and I don't want secrets!
423
00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,268
I just didn't think
you would understand!
424
00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:06,174
Oh, understand what, Joel?
425
00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:09,240
What?!
426
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,938
I do love what we
have together, but...
427
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,678
we can't provide
everything for each other!
428
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,941
Oh, my God!
429
00:17:15,942 --> 00:17:19,283
I don't want you to
be my boyfriend, Joel!
430
00:17:19,284 --> 00:17:21,589
I just don't want
you to leave me!
431
00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:24,623
I'm not going anywhere.
432
00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:26,728
Oh... (exhales)
433
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:31,399
Well, it can't be the same now.
434
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,370
It's not gonna be the same.
435
00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:41,176
No. I guess not.
436
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,279
So...
437
00:17:45,612 --> 00:17:48,350
Now, we talked,
okay? Are you happy?
438
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:51,482
No. (gasps)
439
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:52,787
I'm sorry.
440
00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,290
Fuck. Fuck.
441
00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:57,559
Fuck. Fuck!
442
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,428
(deep sigh)
443
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,735
Hey, you okay?
444
00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:11,102
- Sam: No.
- Wanna hug?
445
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,275
(sighing) No.
446
00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:17,741
Fred: Alright. I'm gonna
get your ice cream.
447
00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:18,846
Alright.
448
00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:24,886
(birds chirping)
449
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,761
(bike rattling)
450
00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,833
(brakes squeal)
451
00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:49,673
(dog barking)
452
00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,174
This.
453
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:53,911
(dog barking)
454
00:18:53,912 --> 00:18:55,378
(phone dings)
455
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,615
- (dog barking)
- (giggling)
456
00:18:57,616 --> 00:19:00,355
(sighs)
457
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,875
(bike rattling)
458
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,687
(brakes squeal)
459
00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,456
Hey!
460
00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:39,957
Hey.
461
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,258
You're back?
462
00:19:41,259 --> 00:19:43,565
Yeah. I, uh...
463
00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:46,668
I've been, uh...
464
00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:52,036
I wanted to say
something to you because,
465
00:19:52,037 --> 00:19:55,673
uh, I know my situation
probably doesn't look too good.
466
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,574
Yeah, well, fentanyl's
not too good.
467
00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:00,244
I don't know who started that.
I would never sell fentanyl.
468
00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:01,883
I was growing weed
in my basement.
469
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,843
Weed?
470
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:05,983
Well, if I would've known that,
471
00:20:05,984 --> 00:20:08,486
I probably would've said
hello a little bit sooner.
472
00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:09,820
(laughs)
473
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:12,023
Yeah, well, uh...
474
00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:13,919
those days are done.
475
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,060
(sighs) Okay,
well, then so am I.
476
00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:18,528
I'm just kidding.
I've had a...
477
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:21,832
- a shitty day, so...
- If...
478
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:26,203
If you want to have a beer
sometime, I'm right there.
479
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:28,873
We don't have to do
it in some party bus,
480
00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:30,107
if that's not your thing.
481
00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:32,414
- Oh, the Growler? I mean...
- Yeah.
482
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,678
That place is a party on wheels.
483
00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:36,080
(both laugh)
484
00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:37,848
Um, yeah. Maybe...
Maybe sometime.
485
00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:39,650
(beeping)
486
00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:41,084
Cool.
487
00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:43,321
- What is that?
- Um...
488
00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:44,955
(beeping stops)
489
00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:47,795
That's, uh, this.
490
00:20:50,564 --> 00:20:54,297
- Oh, my God. I'm not interested!
- (laughs)
491
00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:58,169
Alright. Well...
492
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,104
it's good to see you back.
493
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,571
Good to see you.
494
00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:03,974
- Don't steal my bike.
- (laughs)
495
00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:07,082
♪ ♪
496
00:21:15,956 --> 00:21:17,759
(clicking)
497
00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,830
(clicking)
498
00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:31,769
Darlene (on tape): I'm gonna
put one hand on your chest.
499
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,675
- Is that okay?
- Sam (on tape): Uh-huh.
500
00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:36,106
Darlene: And the
other hand here.
501
00:21:36,107 --> 00:21:37,774
- Sam: Mm-hmm.
- Darlene: Okay?
502
00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:41,016
- Now, close your eyes. Start slow.
- (Sam breathes on tape)
503
00:21:42,349 --> 00:21:43,780
Try not to move this hand.
504
00:21:43,781 --> 00:21:46,250
We want the breath to
come from the diaphragm.
505
00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:48,318
Nice deep inhale.
506
00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:50,821
- (deep inhale on tape)
- And...
507
00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:53,757
Sam: Sss...
508
00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,926
Darlene: Yeah, Sam. That's it.
509
00:21:55,927 --> 00:21:58,857
- In through the nose.
- (inhales on tape)
510
00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:00,498
Out through the mouth.
511
00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:04,035
Sam: Sss...
512
00:22:04,036 --> 00:22:06,003
Darlene: That's good, Sam.
513
00:22:06,004 --> 00:22:09,573
Just you and your breath.
514
00:22:09,574 --> 00:22:11,646
- (Sam inhales on tape)
- Deep.
515
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,018
Sam: Sss...
516
00:22:19,486 --> 00:22:21,585
- Darlene: Deeper this time.
- (stops exhaling)
517
00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:25,322
- (Sam inhales on tape)
- Yes! (laughs)
518
00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:29,093
- Sam: Sss...
- Darlene: That's it.
519
00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:32,563
Oh... You have it.
520
00:22:32,564 --> 00:22:35,132
- (exhale stops)
- Do you feel the difference?
521
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:39,103
Now, remember this feeling.
Isn't it wonderful?
522
00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:41,609
- It's like the first time you fell...
- (stops tape)
523
00:23:02,329 --> 00:23:03,865
(slides bench)
524
00:23:21,282 --> 00:23:22,517
(sighs)
525
00:23:35,395 --> 00:23:38,633
(softly playing piano)
526
00:23:49,076 --> 00:23:51,113
(stops playing)
527
00:23:52,413 --> 00:23:54,779
♪ Have yourself ♪
528
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,953
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
529
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,652
♪ Let your heart ♪
530
00:24:01,653 --> 00:24:03,891
♪ Be light ♪
531
00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:07,291
♪ Next year ♪
532
00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:09,660
♪ All our troubles ♪
533
00:24:09,661 --> 00:24:12,800
♪ Will be out of sight ♪
534
00:24:15,002 --> 00:24:16,238
(sighs)
535
00:24:23,678 --> 00:24:25,943
♪ Have yourself ♪
536
00:24:25,944 --> 00:24:31,143
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
537
00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:35,690
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
538
00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:39,757
♪ From now on ♪
539
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:43,561
♪ Our troubles will be miles ♪
540
00:24:43,562 --> 00:24:47,835
♪ Away ♪
541
00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:52,704
♪ Here we are ♪
542
00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:56,234
♪ As in olden days ♪
543
00:24:56,235 --> 00:25:01,984
♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪
544
00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:06,250
♪ Faithful friends ♪
545
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:08,590
♪ Who are dear to us ♪
546
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,028
♪ Gather near to us ♪
547
00:25:13,761 --> 00:25:17,332
♪ Once more ♪
548
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,669
♪ Through the years ♪
549
00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:26,241
♪ We all will be together ♪
550
00:25:29,511 --> 00:25:30,946
(sighs)
551
00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:37,852
(sniffles)
552
00:25:46,227 --> 00:25:47,662
- (light clicks)
- (sighs)
553
00:25:49,497 --> 00:25:50,765
(heavy sigh)
554
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,937
♪ ♪
39281
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof