Original subtitles

♪♪

[SCOOBY MUNCHING] Eee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee!

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Where are you? ♪

♪ We've got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Where are you? ♪

♪ We need some help from you now ♪

[SCOOBY-DOO] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[CACKLING]

[WOMAN] Let go of me!

Okay, now I really have a wedgie.

Fred! Velma!

Can you guys hurry it up? This ghost keeps grabbing...

Ah!

Please!

Jinkies.

Fred.

Come in, Fred.

Fred! Can you hear me?

Fredster here, Velms.

Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again.

That's okay.

When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne,

Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel...

Then you'll activate the conveyor belt,

spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.

[LUNA GHOST GIGGLING]

Just remember my plan.

[SHAGGY] Like, chill out, Scooby-Doo. Stop shaking.

[SCOOBY-DOO] Me? That's you.

Right. It's me. Sorry.

[LUNA GHOST GIGGLING]

[SCOOBY-DOO YELPS]

[CLANG]

Boo.

Aagh!

Scooby-Doo, what are you doing, man?

Like, this is no time to...

to...

Oh, boy.

Like, there's a ghost right behind me, isn't there?

Uh-huh.

Run!

[SCOOBY-DOO] Go away. Go!

Run!

[SHAGGY] Like, I'm trying, buddy!

[SCOOBY-DOO] Try?

Fred, now!

[FRED] I got him.

[SCOOBY-DOO] Look out!

Fred!

Sorry, Velma.

[FRED] I know, Fred.

Where's the ghost?

He's right behind me.

Skateboard!

[SHAGGY SCREAMING]

Yikes!

[SCREAMING]

[CACKLING]

Is he still after us, Scoob?

[SCOOBY] Uh-huh.

Banzai!

- [SCOOBY GIGGLING] - [SHAGGY YELLING]

Zoinks! Grab the hook!

Hold on, Shaggy!

Daphne, are you okay?

I'm so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.

Where's Shagster?

- Like, I'm right here, man. - Me too.

Hey, Scoob, that was fun.

Let's grab another skateboard, and like do it again. Huh?

Yeah. Eee-Hee-Hee-Hee!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[ROCK MUSIC]

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

There you go.

One for you.

Good-looking guy.

All right, nice to see you.

Thank you so much for saving the factory.

- [REPORTER] Pam, any comments for us? - That's my job.

This is a victory for any celebrity

who wants to make a quality, ecologically friendly action figure.

Fred, what's the secret of your success?

Teamwork.

I do a tremendous amount of teamwork,

and...

I always have a plan.

Come on.

Yeah... my plan.

[FRED] I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom.

The Luna Ghost is, in fact...

Old Man Smithers?

The creepy janitor?

Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.

How could you, Pamela?

I'm a lover-boy of George Clooney-an proportions.

[REPORTER] Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?

I can answer that.

Watch.

These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis,

giving the Luna Ghost...

his weightless appearance.

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

and your dumb dog!

I'll get you for this!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[CROWD LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

Fred, I can't believe you took credit for my plan again.

- Velma. - Some plan.

That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Daph, look. It's not our fault you always get kidnapped.

I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you'd say that to me.

Oh, please.

You come with your own ransom note.

Hey, my glasses!

Who's helpless now?

- I'm going to kill you, Daphne! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Watch the ascot!

Hey, you guys, look,

I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags,

but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group.

I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split.

Fred, you're the big banana.

Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubblegum-flavored ice cream.

And Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce

that goes on top.

Mm-mm!

That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?

Ruh-huh.

You know what, Shaggy?

You've really put it in perspective for me.

Thanks.

I quit.

No.

No way.

You can't quit.

I was going to quit in, like, two seconds.

And now everyone is gonna totally think that I copied off the smart girl.

Well now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Maybe I quit.

I do.

Yeah, I quit.

I'm out of here.

Good riddance.

Don't...

No. Don't go.

Come on, you guys, don't do this.

Please don't go.

[WHIMPERS]

Do I quit?

No, Scoob...

friends don't quit.

It looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy old pal.

R-ut now, Raggy?

I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.

[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]

[SHAGGY] This is primo.

Oh man, talk about toasted.

[SCOOBY] Mm-mm!

Man, the only thing I like better than an eggplant burger

is a chocolate-covered eggplant burger.

With hot sauce. Ra-cha-cha-cha!

Hee-hee-hee!

Yeah, just another beautiful day in paradise.

[BANGING]

[MAN] I'm looking for a "Mr. Rogers" and a "Mr. Doo."

The detectives?

Like, it's probably just somebody else

looking for us to solve some terrifying mystery.

Robody home!

Quick, Scoob-o, grab the food-o. Let's scram-o.

Okay.

[MAN] I'm looking for a "Mr. Rogers" and a "Mr. Doo."

Let's go!

I'm sorry, dude.

Look, uh... I'd love to help you out.

You look like a really nice guy.

It's just, we're not detectives anymore.

Oh, no. I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious

to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.

Oh, we don't go near any place

with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy"

in the name.

Or "hydrocolonic".

Right, or "hydrocolonic" but that's for a whole different reason, man.

But Mr. Mondavarious would like you to solve a mystery.

He'll pay you a fee of ten-thousand American dollars.

Yeah, it's just, materialism's not really our bag, man.

I can provide you with free airfare.

No, thanks.

- Room and board. - No, thanks.

And all you can eat.

[SCOOBY GRUNTING]

All you can eat?

Fred?

Velma?

Are you going this way?

Mm-hmm.

How have you... uh...

Been?

Yes.

Great. Great.

I'm on the lecture circuit with my new book...

Fred on Fred: The Many Faces of Me.

Jinkies, that's impressive.

And yourself?

I've been working at NASA,

developing hydropowered missile defense systems.

But, more importantly,

I'm on a journey of self-discovery.

- NASA? - [ANNOUNCER] Charter service

to Spooky Island will begin boarding momentarily.

What do you mean I can't have seven carry-on bags?

That is so economy.

- Daph? - Crap.

Oh, no.

I'm not talking to you guys.

What the heck are you doing here?

Isn't it obvious?

We all received the same letter

from one Emile Mondavarious,

the reclusive owner of Spooky Island.

It's not fair.

I was gonna solve a mystery all by myself, ror the first time ever.

How are you gonna save yourself when you get caught?

I'm a black belt now.

I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

It's true.

Far out.

I guess we're, like, all going to Spooky Island, man.

Hey, where's Scooby?

["LIL ROMEO'S B HOUSE" PLAYING]

♪ Struttin' your stuff like a runway model... ♪

Hello.

Oh!

They don't allow big dogs on the plane.

♪ Brick ♪

♪ House ♪

You've got to be kidding.

No one is stupid enough to believe that.

Who's the ugly old broad?

[SMOOCHES, GIGGLES]

Say hello to Grandma.

[SCOOBY-DOO] Aloha.

[ANNOUNCER] Flight 3774 to Spooky Island now boarding.

Listen, I wouldn't have agreed to come if I knew.

Like wait, just think about it for one minute.

Mystery Inc. reunites.

We'll be a team again, just like the old days,

so come on, gang,

let's do that thing where we all put our hands in,

we lift them up, and we go "Whoo-hoo-hoo!"

Only if Fred and Velma do it.

People are watching, Shag.

Roo-hoo?

Yeah, Scoob, "Roo-hoo."

Come on, buddy.

["GROW-UP" BY SIMPLE PLAN PLAYING]

♪ I don't want to be told to grow up ♪

♪ And I don't want to change ♪

♪ I just want to have fun ♪

♪ I don't want to be told to grow up ♪

♪ And I don't want to change ♪

♪ So you'd better give up ♪

Now, that is a beautiful work of art, Scoob.

Ruh-huh.

[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]

[SNIFFING]

Would you mind me taking a seat there next to... um...

To my grandma. That's my grandma.

Hi, Grandma.

Like, no.

- Just a... - Thanks.

You're welcome.

- [SNEEZES] - Bless you.

Wow, I'm sorry. My allergies.

It's usually only dogs that do it.

[SNEEZE]

Maybe I'd better move.

No, wait. Um...

You know, it's probably just my grandma's perfume.

Yeah, even I sometimes get a little allergic, you know.

Oh, jeez.

[FAKE SNEEZE]

'Cause I'm pretty sure Grandma wants to go back and visit with her pal Velma.

Right, Grandma?

Okay.

Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.

I know they're for dogs,

but they're 100% vegetarian, and I love them.

Like, me too.

Far out.

I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.

Me neither.

I'm Mary Jane.

- Like, that is my favorite name. - Really?

- Yeah. - No way.

Hello.

[SNIFFING]

[CAT HISS]

[SCOOBY-DOO GROWLING AND BARKING]

[CAT HISSING WHILE SCOOBY-DOO CONTINUES TO BARK]

Uh, Grandma?

Vel... Velma, it's simple behavior modification.

To cause a dog to discontinue any action,

you simply flick it on the nose.

Observe.

- Scoob? - Hm?

See?

- [CAT YOWLS] - [SCOOBY BARKS]

[SHAGGY] Sit, Grandma! Bad Grandma!

Don't eat the kitty!

♪ In the land of a million drums ♪

♪ There is always something going on ♪

[ANNOUNCER] Welcome to Spooky Island...

the frightfully popular

spring break spot for college students.

Catch our Electrical Torture Parade, "It's a Dead World After All"

and the world-famous "Splatterhorn".

Scooby-Doo! And the rest of Mystery Inc.

Oh, it's marvelous to see you!

How fanta...

Oh, I'm so sorry. That's the second time this week.

Ah... Ah, thank goodness.

Sorry, it's a new toy. I'm just...

getting up to speed with it.

Welcome.

Oh, thank goodness.

I was afraid I was gonna have to lug those all the way up to the hotel.

Ah. But that's what Spooky Island's about,

realizing your worst fears.

I'm Emile Mondavarious,

the owner of this amusement park.

[VELMA] You seem less...

Spooky.

Than we'd have guessed.

Oh no, I can be pretty spooky when called upon.

I can go...

"Rrrowr, rrowr!" Claws and everything.

Oh, yes. You wouldn't want to run into me in a dark alley.

So you're the one who brought us here?

No.

No, what brought you here was your insatiable appetite

for a juicy mystery.

The truth is Mr. Mondavarious, Mystery Inc. is broken up.

Oh, but that's the beauty of something broken.

It can be fixed.

And therein lies its potential.

And I need you to fix Spooky Island.

[VELMA] What's the problem exactly?

[EMILE] I believe somebody's casting a spell on the students.

Now, listen and look around.

Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

[DAPHNE] They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

[EMILE] Precisely. They didn't before they came.

They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Carol! Hey Carol, how was the island?

Are you tricking on me?

Carol, It's me. It's Brad.

We've known each other since we were like three.

Back off my grill, son!

Carol, what are you doing?

I'm terrified.

And the young people that come off that barge,

the people I love the most,

they're in danger.

I'm going to solve this one first.

Not before I solve it first.

You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots

when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Thank you. This is marvelous.

Look, maybe we can celebrate later by having a little spookapalooza.

Spookapalooza? Ruh-oh.

So you haven't noticed anything unusual

since you started working here?

Any weirdos running around?

Uh... no.

[YELLING]

[CHANTING]

♪ ...I break your leg ♪

♪ This is what the creatures say ♪

Welcome, dear victims.

My name is N'Goo Tauna.

This is my evil best pal, Zarkos.

You may recognize him from Telemundo

as the famous masked wrestler...

Zarkos.

[N'GOO SPEAKING] This enchanted island

is a thoroughfare to the supernatural realm.

For centuries, it was home to creatures

who lived on the island, undisturbed.

But then, ten years ago,

Emile Mondavarious

antagonized these ancient beings by building a theme park here.

The creatures are furious, my friends,

and I assure you

while you party...

they plot their revenge!

Do my friends frighten you?

They would,

if it weren't for the holographic projectors

there, and there,

and there.

What a smart little one.

- [EVIL LAUGHTER] - [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ The freaks come out at night ♪

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Hello. Dead Mike's.

We got a "Mr. Doo" here?

I got a call for a "Mr. Doo."

Uh... Melvin Doo?

No. Scooby.

Hello?

[MAN] Got a bag of uh... hamburgers here for you.

Just walk into the dark, shadowy part of the forest

where no one can see you.

Okay.

[SHAGGY] Do you want a stuffed thingy?

Oh, nobody can win at those.

Fred says it's a worthless talent,

that I should've learned French instead.

But I say you don't need to know

what "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi" means

to love that song.

I think being good at crane machine is way cooler than French.

Voilà!

Nobody's ever given me a stuffed dismembered head before.

[CHANTING]

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

Excuse me.

What are you doin'?

Now I have to start my Voodoo ritual all over again!

Voodoo ritual?

Yes, Voodoo ritual. I was about to sacrifice this chicken.

But that chicken's not alive.

I know the chicken is not alive, smart little girl.

What, did you figure that out when you saw it didn't have a head?

- No. - Now what are you doin' here?

What do you want? Why you all up in the Voodoo ritual space?

I'm looking for clues as to who's behind the strange behavior of the students.

Well, here's a clue:

Purple is a fall color.

It's the middle of May!

Pardon?

Listen, do yourself a favor and get off this island. Go home.

Go home before evil befalls your little skinny, aerobicized booty.

And whatever you do,

do not,

I repeat, do not go into that Spooky Island castle.

Ah-hah!

You want me to go up to that castle.

Didn't you just hear what I said?

But you're scary.

And you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said.

So, you told me not to go to the castle

so I would go up to that castle,

where you set a trap to capture me...

Unless...

Unless you knew I'd figure it out,

so you told me not to go up to the castle

so I would think that you wanted me to go,

so I wouldn't go. Just like you didn't want me to.

- Huh? - I'll find out

what you're hiding in that castle.

You watch.

What in the world?

Hamburgers...

Oh, where are you?

Hm?

Hamburgers. Oh, boy.

Hamburgers.

Thank you.

[SCOOBY-DOO GRUNTING]

No! No!

Hey.

- [MONSTER SHRIKES] - [SCOOBY-DOO SCREAMS]

Shaggy! Help me!

[SCOOBY SCREAMING]

No!

Huh?

[MONSTER SCREAMING]

[BANGS]

[MONSTER GROANING]

[MONSTER GRUNTS]

- It's been really nice. - [SCOOBY YELLING]

Shaggy!

Monster! Monster!

A monster?

Ahh!

Yes!

Scooby-Doo, like quit goofing around, man.

I guess I should go.

[SMOOCHES, GIGGLES]

Bye, Scooby.

[SNEEZES]

Bless you.

Shaggy. Scooby.

[SPOOKY HOWLING]

No way.

- Shaggy... - Uh-uh.

Scoob and me don't do castles.

- [SCOOBY] Ruh-uh. - [DAPHNE] Why not?

Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you

and suits of armor you think is a statue

but there's a guy inside

who follows you every time you turn around.

How many times has that actually happened?

Twelve. We're not gonna do it.

[SCOOBY] R-hat's right.

- Scooby? - Huh?

[WHIMPERING]

Aw, did you hurt your paw?

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Roh, boy! [SPLUTTERING]

And you'll be fearless?

F-rearless?

Ha! Yaaaaaa! Ya, ya, ya!

Ow, hey.

Hong Kong Phooey, watch the fists of fury, would you buddy?

Here you go.

[CHOMPS]

Thank you.

There's plenty more where that came from.

- Let's go before someone sees. - [SCOOBY] Okay.

You're not gonna stay out here alone, are you?

No thank you.

[FLOOR CREAKING]

[SCOOBY GASPING]

- [DOOR CREAKS] - [ALL GASP]

Oh, boy.

This place is, like, uber creepy.

Yeah, r-uber creepy.

The only thing missing is a mindless zombie.

- [DOOR SLAMS] - [ALL SCREAM]

[DAPHNE] Fred, get back.

I found this place.

I call dibs on its clues.

I've already found some clues.

What?

I followed some weird footprints up here.

It might be dangerous for you.

If anyone messes with me,

I'll just open a can of two-thousand-year-old Chinese whoop-ass.

- [SPOOKY WHOOSHING] - [SCREAMS]

[GIGGLING]

Velma!

What are you doing here?

This ride was closed due to dangerous construction.

It's the most likely place to hatch an insidious plan.

And I wanted to scare the patooty out of Daphne.

Well, since we're all together,

let's split up and look for more clues.

Daphne, you and I...

Typical.

What?

Oh, nothing.

I was always picked last for the teams.

Okay.

Daphne, exit through the entrance.

Velma and I will enter here through the exit there.

And Shaggy and Scooby...

do whatever you guys do.

[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]

[CREAKING]

[SNIFFING]

[DISTANT HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHING]

Wow...

Look at this, huh, Scoob?

It's like a medieval Sizzler.

Pinch me, I'm in...

Ow. It's an expression, Scoob.

R-orry.

[GRUNTING]

Oh!

Ew.

Hey Velma, I never meant to... Well, you know,

pick you last.

Don't worry about it, Fred.

I know you.

All you care about are swimsuit models.

No! Look, I'm a man of substance.

Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

It's a compliment.

[GRUNTING]

[EVIL CACKLING]

Yes! Yes!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no!

[DAPHNE SCREAMS]

[CREEPY VOICE] And now for our dinner show.

[SCOOBY] Run!

What the...

[SCREAMS]

Watch out!

[SCREAMS]

I've got a bad feeling about this Scoob.

Me too.

And now for the main course...

You!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Feast on this.

[EVIL CACKLING]

Jinkies.

They're moving toward us.

Run!

We're trapped.

- Quick, try the bookcase. - What?

One of these has to open a secret passageway.

Velma, this is a ride.

You got a better plan, Fred?

What do we do?

Do what we do best, Scoob...

Eat.

It's plastic.

What do you care? You drink out of a toilet.

So do you.

I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless.

I am helpless. I'm gonna die!

[GRUNTS]

- [FRED] Whoa! - [VELMA] Fred!

[GRUNTS]

[DAPHNE SCREAMING]

[POWERS DOWN]

We made it, Scoob. We're alive!

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING, COUGHING]

That was weird.

Fred?

Freddy?

Are you all right?

The last book.

I don't feel so good.

Reminds me of the time

we tried to eat that guy in the hot-dog costume. [GIGGLES]

Looks like some kind of school.

Hmm. In a spooky castle ride?

Fishy.

♪♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Welcome to America.

I am using the language English.

Shaggy, look.

[SHAGGY] Let's check it out.

Oh, boy.

- Lights, camera, action, huh, Scoob? - Mm-hmm.

Now that you're a young adult,

you'll need to learn societal do's...

and don'ts.

Interaction between young people

is polite and casual.

Hey, sorry, bro.

I will crush your bones into dust.

Let's see how the situation should be handled.

Remember, today's young people have a language all their own.

Sorry, bro.

No big whoop, dog. Yo, you catch that new vid on the box?

True dat. I'm up to sniznuff on all popular trends.

Word.

It seems to be a brainwashing facility of some type.

Wherever there's a brainwashing cult,

there's always a power-hungry leader behind it all.

The Papa Smurf figure.

Mondavarious.

Mm...

Then why would he have invited us here?

[GASPS]

[SPOOKY WHISPERING]

[DAPHNE] Wow.

[DAPHNE SCREAMS]

Jellybeans.

[BELCHES]

[LAUGH]

I'll have whatever he's having.

[BELCHES]

[BELCHES]

Are you challenging me?

[SCOOBY] Hmm!

Maybe.

[BELCHES]

[BELCHES]

[BREAKS WIND]

Pull my finger.

Uh-uh. Too late.

[BELCHES]

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

You're in trouble.

[SCOOBY] Oh, boy.

[BREAKS WIND]

[SCOOBY GIGGLING]

[SHAGGY AND SCOOBY-DOO BREAKING WIND]

Oh. [LAUGHING]

I'm not stopping till your fur's singed off.

[CONTINUES FARTING]

[LOUD FART]

[FART SQUEAKS]

We're here to solve a mystery.

Yeah, Scoob.

Huh?

[ALARM SOUNDING]

Let's get out of here.

[SHAGGY] Zoinks! Skedaddle!

Hey, I found a neat and scary clue.

Us too.

We think this is a brainwashing facility for an evil cult.

Well maybe this is the secret relic thingy they worship.

We're all gonna be relics if we don't get out of here, man.

I've got a plan.

What's that smell?

Sir, they found the Daemon Ritus.

For your sake, they better not have gone far.

[CRASHING]

It is time to summon the big muchachos.

[SHAGGY] Like, oh, no!

[BREAKING WIND]

[EXPLOSION]

[SCOOBY-DOO LAUGHS]

♪ You cannot run and you cannot hide ♪

♪ Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby ♪

♪ Things go bump in the night ♪

♪ Wherever you run And wherever you hide ♪

♪ Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby ♪

♪ Things go bump, bump, bump in the night ♪

♪ Tell me who's spookin' who? ♪

[MONDAVARIOUS] Ah, Mystery Inc.

You all seem rather cheery. Good news, I hope?

Mr. Mononucleosis...

Yes?

We have hit a clue smorgasbord.

We have three suspects as to who's behind this evil hooty.

N'Goo Tauna.

He believes your theme park's been built on enchanted ground.

[DAPHNE] The Voodoo man, who shrewdly tricked me into going to the castle.

And you.

- Me? - [FRED] Alright gang, let's split up.

We'll meet back here in about a half hour. I'll interview employees

to see if they've noticed anything odd.

I'm gonna get to work translating these inscriptions that Daphne found.

I'll go research cults on the Net.

I'm a suspect?

Don't take it personally. It's mostly just because you creep me out.

Oh, I see.

Ah. Fine.

Jinkies.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC BUILDING]

[PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ ON PIANO]

Hey. Your friends ditch you?

No, I always did the brainwork.

What's this?

I believe it's called the Daemon Ritus.

Daemon Ritus? What's it for?

I think this describes a very old race of creatures.

These inscriptions are reminiscent of Pandaemonous texts,

so I can make some of it out.

It looks like instructions to some sort of secret ritual.

It is fascinating.

[BARTENDER] On the house. Nice sweater.

You really dig doing this, huh?

Like, clues and stuff.

Certainly.

Really focusing on a mystery reminds me of the old days.

We were quite a crew back then.

That was the best time of my life.

Shaggy and Scooby. What goofballs!

Kind of like they are today.

[SLURPS] Mm-mm!

And Daphne...

So beautiful.

She was the coolest girl at Coolsville High.

Fred. Oh, he was so handsome.

And he really knew how to accessorize.

[MAN] Sounds perfect.

[VELMA] Yeah, but every family has one nut.

- Scrappy-Dappy-Doo! - [SCOOBY] Hey!

Ghosts don't stand a chance with me.

Let me at 'em. I'll rock 'em. I'll sock 'em.

Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Sure there are.

And when I find them,

I'll give them a good dose of puppy power!

- [DAPHNE GASPS] - [SCRAPPY] Ta-da!

- Oh, God. He's peeing on me. - [GASPS] Ooh.

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

[VELMA] That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.

Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne.

It was an accident.

You were marking your territory.

You don't have the scrote for this job, pally.

Now listen up, losers.

The time has come that you appoint me your unquestioned leader.

Either that, or I'm out of here.

[SCOOBY] Hmm.

What's the idea? You can't do this to me.

People adore me.

Ow!

I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own TV show.

[GIGGLING]

- Puppy power, huh? - [LAUGHING] Uh-huh.

And he wasn't even a puppy.

He had a gland disorder.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[APPLAUSE]

[WHISTLES LOUDLY]

[GROWLS]

Huh?

[WHIMPERING]

Yikes!

Help me! Help me! Monsters! Monsters!

[PEOPLE YELLING]

[SCOOBY WAILING]

Scooby, this is the most embarrassing thing you've done

since you decided to clean your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.

Huh?

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

How many times do I have to tell you?

There are no such things as ghouls, ghosts, goblins, or monsters.

Now listen up.

There is absolutely...

absolutely no such thing...

[MONSTER GROWLING]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

Monster!

[GRUNTS]

Fred!

[FRED] Scooby...

[ROARS]

Save Daphne.

Yikes!

My glasses. I can't find my glasses.

Help me find my glasses.

[MONSTER] Here...

- Thank you. - [CHUCKLES, ROARS]

Nice mask.

- Bad breath. - Huh?

[VELMA CHUCKLING]

[MONSTER GROANING]

[MONSTER] Ahh!

[BLUBBERS, GROWLS]

Jinkies.

Velma!

[MONSTER CHUCKLES]

Come on!

Velma!

This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.

♪♪

[N'GOO TAUNA] Leave it! Ah!

Ahh!

Stand back, sir.

I'll protect you.

- Ah! - [DAPHNE SCREAMS]

Mr. Mondavarious!

Ah!

Daphne, go!

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

[MONSTER SHRIEKS]

- ♪ You remind me of a man ♪ - ♪ What man? ♪

- ♪ The man with the power ♪ - ♪ What power? ♪

- ♪ The power of voodoo ♪ - ♪ Who do? ♪

- ♪ You do, you do ♪ - ♪ Do what? ♪

- ♪ You remind me of a man ♪ - ♪ What man? ♪

- ♪ The man with the power ♪ - ♪ What power? ♪

- ♪ The power of voodoo ♪ - ♪ Who do? ♪

Run, suitcase. Run, suitcase. Run...

- [MONSTER CHUCKLING] - Huh?

Oh!

Huh?

♪ Uh, we could take 'em out of this rex ♪

♪ Save us from the man with the hex ♪

♪ Save us from his evil course ♪

♪ It's gonna get bad, Yeah, it's gonna get worse. ♪

[WHIMPERING]

Mmm!

[MONSTER CHUCKLING]

♪ Uh, hocus pocus alakazaam, Save us from that evil man ♪

Thank you.

♪ With hairy legs and heavy feet, He cracks up, baby, as he creeks ♪

Where's Scooby?

I don't know, but I hope he's okay.

I'm here! Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Hey, Scoob.

[BLUBBERS]

[GROWLS]

[ALL YELLING] Scooby!

- [SHAGGY] Zoinks! - [DAPHNE SCREAMS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

♪♪

[SCOOBY YELPS]

♪ Save us from the man with the hex ♪

[MONSTERS YELLING]

- [SPLAT] - [MONSTERS GROAN]

[GRUMBLING]

[ROARING]

[MONSTERS GROANING, MUMBLING]

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

I have a sinking feeling

these dudes aren't brainwashed cult members.

Then what are they? And what do they want with the college students?

We need to follow them.

Say what?

So we can defeat the creatures and save Fred and Velma.

Well, that's sort of like my plan... which is get the heck out of here

and let the creatures eat Fred and Velma. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

No way.

Fred and Velma always figured out everything.

Now it's our turn, Shaggy!

For the first time, they're the damsels in distress, not me.

- Oh! Ahh! - Whoa!

- Help? - Timber.

Okay, I'm calling for help.

No. No. I got this. I got this.

[SCOOBY] Huh?

I don't got this.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Coast Guard, Fitzgibbon.

Hello, sir. We're on Spooky Island.

Our friends were...

uh... kidnapped.

We need someone here right away.

Well we do have a unit in the vicinity.

- Can you meet them at the pier? - Uh-huh.

All right, they'll be right there.

[HANGS UP PHONE]

"Our friends have been kidnapped."

[EVIL CHUCKLING]

♪♪

[SNORING]

[SCOOBY MUMBLING SLEEPILY]

[GROWLING, BARKING]

Oh!

Huh?

[DAPHNE] Something messed up is happening.

What, is the Coast Guard here?

Like what happened to the shattered windows and the busted walls?

Yo, red. The ball?

Let's go.

♪ I look at you and try to do ♪

♪ The best I can, but sometimes ♪

♪ It ain't that easy ♪

Anyone else think this is strange?

Okay, we need to split up.

Why?

We still need to find Fred and Velma.

I'll go this way.

- And we'll go with you. - Ruh-huh.

Come on, Scoob.

♪ Pick you up and take you where I wanna ♪

♪ La-la-la-la la-la ♪

♪ She sings these words to me ♪

♪ ...Baby ♪

♪ I count the days till I see you again ♪

♪ You know I tried and I'm sorry ♪

♪ One night can make a difference ♪

♪ Please don't leave me hanging on and on ♪

♪ I see the light in your window... ♪

Fred?

Yo, yo, the biatch was like, "What?" And I was like, "Later on!"

Fred.

What up, dog?

And uh...

dog.

Keeping it real.

Like, what happened last night?

Man, we got beats like it was the lizz-nizz on Earth.

You know what I'm saying, G?

- No. - [CRASHING]

[MONSTERS ROARING]

You hear that?

[GROWLING]

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Get the dog.

Aha! Damsel in distress.

Let go of me. Help!

Ha ha!

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Hurry, get the door!

- [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS]

[ALL YELLING]

Why is Fred in a bad mood?

He's not in a bad mood, Scoob.

He's a monster.

[YELLING]

Shaggy, bikes!

I know, "yikes!"

No, bikes!

Scoob!

[ENGINE REVS]

Yahoo!

♪♪

Yee-haw!

Ya-hoo!

[LAUGHS]

♪♪

- [SCOOBY] Shaggy, look out! - Ahhh!

- [TIRES SCREECH] - [SCREAMS]

I just saw my friend, Beth Ann! There's something wrong with her eyes.

Like, hop on!

[GASPS]

Ah!

Ahhhhh!

[GROWLING, SCREECHING]

- Ah! - [SHAGGY] Like, what a drag!

Ow!

Ya-hoo!

[MARY JANE] Woo-hoo!

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[SHAGGY] Like, duck!

Ah!

Ruh?!

[CHUCKLES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

Ah! [LAUGHS]

- Yes! - That was great!

- Oh, man! Are you all right? - Uh-huh.

- You were great. - You too.

[BARKING]

Scooby-Doo, like, what are you doing, man?

R-haggy. R-ary R-ane is a ran in a rask.

Mary Jane is a man in a mask?

- Scooby... - [GROWLS, BARKS]

Scoob! What are you doing, man? Step off, Scoob.

R-haggy, you're ripped.

I'm whipped? Oh, Yeah?

Well, why don't you say that to my face, man?

Oray, I will. Rour rommy reats cat roop!

No, Scooby-Doo, your mom eats cat poop!

[GROWLING]

Bring it. You want some?

- You want a little piece of the Shagster? - Yeah!

- Feel the pain, Scoob. - Okay.

Come on! Two shots! Two shots!

Me and you, me and you again.

[GROWLING, FIGHTING NOISES]

Oooooooo!

Scoob!

Scooby's been eaten. I've got to save him.

You stay here, I'll be right back!

[IN A MAN'S VOICE] No, Shaggy.

[IN WOMAN'S VOICE] I mean, it's too dangerous.

I've got to.

He's, like, my best pal.

Friends don't quit.

Ahhhh!

Whoaaaa!

[COUGHING]

Scoob?

Scooby-Doo...

where are you?

Scoob?

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYS]

[VELMA'S VOICE ECHOING] Shaggy.

Shaggy.

Shaggy!

Velma.

I'll save you.

Aw, thanks, Shaggy.

Oh boy, am I glad to see you.

Now let me go so I can return to my body,

and then get out of here before they find you

and steal your protoplasm too.

I always knew you were a hero, Shaggy.

Jinkies!

Ah!

[MONSTER ROARING]

[ROARS]

[SCREAMS]

Hey, buddy.

Shaggy!

Listen, man. Someone must have spiked my root beer last night.

Talk me down, man. Talk me down.

Fred, you're a frigging protoplasmic head.

I know,

but I'm still the best-looking protoplasmic head here. I mean...

Whoa...

How do you drive this thing?

[MAN] The Darkopalypse is upon us.

Gather what you need for the ceremony.

On your right. Your left.

I'm coming, good-looking!

Ah!

Whoa!

Thank you so much. You've saved me. Thank you.

Sorry. I'm looking for my friends.

But...

Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.

Like, how?

I don't know. I'll use my tongue as an oar and swim to the edge.

Sorry.

Whoa!

Uh...

Yo, yo, you, yo.

[GRUNTS]

What the...

[GURGLING]

[ROARS]

You could use a little sunlight.

Huh?

Ah! Ooh! Ooh!

Ahh!

Ooh! Ah! Ah!

Uh-oh!

That's one part of the mystery solved.

The creatures must need our bodies to survive in sunlight.

Like a human suit.

SPF one-million.

But what are they doing here in the first place?

Daphne, you okay?

[IN A MAN'S VOICE] Yeah.

But I'm not Daphne!

Fred?

Eww!

I couldn't get to my body. I didn't know where else to go. I panicked!

It's not easy to steer when you're pure spirit.

Hey, I can look at myself naked.

Oh, brother.

[DAPHNE'S VOICE] Get your hands off me.

Daphne?

He planned this somehow, didn't he?

Hey, good-looking.

Fred, you egocentric...

Please tell me you guys are you.

Fred keeps touching me.

Kind of makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures doesn't it?

I stole this. I hope it helps.

The Daemon Ritus.

Hey, I'm me again.

[AS VELMA] Yippee for you.

[AS SHAGGY] Man, Like why am I wearing a dress?

[AS FRED] Everyone remain calm.

Velma, what the heck's going on?

[AS VELMA] If my calculations are correct,

due to the fragile nature of unstable protoplasm

in the proximity of the Daemon Ritus,

we're simply going to continue randomly changing bodies until...

[ALL YELLING]

[AS VELMA] Until a protoplasm realigns with the appropriate bodies.

[AS DAPHNE] I'm Fred again!

[AS SHAGGY] Oh, Daph, what's wrong with you?

Don't you ever eat?

[GROANING]

I'm me.

[DAPHNE] I'm back.

Like, me too.

[VELMA] Told you so.

[EXPLOSION]

Oh, no.

Let's go.

Something tells me that was the wrong ingredient.

Wait.

I know how to handle this guy.

Hey, you! What're you doing?

Yes. That is masterful.

I'm trying to do a Voodoo ritual, if you don't mind. Thank you.

It's important to get the right ingredients.

You see, the only way I can protect myself

is by blessing this dead Arnouki beast.

And I'll tell you somethin'.

I got a feelin' they're about to perform their evil Darkopalypse ritual.

Darkopalypse ritual?

That's right.

That's what the ancient text describes.

Hey, hey. Hold up. Don't open it. Don't open that!

They use the protoplasm in the vat as an energy source.

And the leader needs to absorb a purely good soul

to complete the ritual.

Legend has it, once the Darkopalypse ritual is performed,

the creatures will rule on Earth

for 10,000 years.

So that's why I'm takin' this this dead Arnouki beast up in my house.

To protect myself.

You have another one of those?

Those creatures are taking over the world?

That is so mean!

They can't do the ritual without a pure human soul.

Where in the world are they gonna get one of those?

I didn't say human.

Oh, boy.

[WHIMPERS]

- [MACHINE WHIRS] - Hmm?

- [METAL CLANGS] - [SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

Hello, puppy.

So, if the person behind all this needs Scooby-Doo...

Then that person is the one who brought Scooby here.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR OPENS]

Scoobert!

How are you, my friend?

Sit down, please.

Okay.

Scooby Snack?

Maybe one.

[CHOMPING]

Well, we'll need some more of those.

Hey, that's me!

It certainly is. And that's because... why?

We love you, Scooby-Doo.

Unlike that alleged friend of yours, Shaggy.

He wouldn't believe you

about that nasty girl, Mary Jane, would he?

- No. - [WHISPERS] No.

But I believe you, my friend.

And that's why I've got

a very important job for you.

What's that?

That's a cat with a bobbing head.

Please don't touch it.

Scooby, I would like you...

to be a sacrifice.

Ra racririce?

♪♪

If Mondorajagaga wanted Scooby, why'd he invite the rest of us?

It doesn't matter. We gotta like, go save Scoob.

Shagg, our area of expertise

is nut jobs in Halloween costumes.

We're supposed to be heroes, man.

So I'm gonna do what I always do.

I'm gonna eat myself a Scooby Snack,

and I'm gonna save my best pal.

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

[FRED] Velmster?

You think I'm gonna fall for that?

Giving me my own nickname?

Trying to make me feel like... part of the gang?

We could make a plan.

What can I do?

The only thing I'm good for is getting caught.

But you never let that stop you before.

And if that's not a true hero, then I don't know what is.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]

Let's get jinkie with it.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

♪♪

♪ Okay, alright, I'm gonna take the world tonight ♪

♪ It feels so right ♪

♪ By morning light I'm gonna have the world ♪

♪ Okay, alright, I'm gonna take the world tonight ♪

Okay.

So, we use the pulleys to tip over the vat.

[VELMA] Then Daphne will open the air vents

from the outside and release the disco skull.

The light will refract off the skull...

The creatures will explode,

I'll find Scoob, and we'll have like, saved the world!

[DRUM POUNDS]

[GASPS] Oh, no. The ritual's beginning.

Quick!

Shaggy attach this to the vat!

Come on. Ow...

Shh! We're here to save you!

[VELMA] Shaggy, faster.

All systems go!

Wait, no!

- Mystery Inc. rides again. - [SHAGGY] No! Wait, Velma!

[BOTH] Woo-hoo!

Ahhh!

- [SHAGGY SCREAMING] - Huh?

Oof!

[SCREAMS]

Whoaaa!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[KNUCKLES CRACK]

[SHAGGY YELLING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

Quick! Hide the Daemon Ritus!

[COUGHING]

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

[WOMAN] Would you like another Scooby Snack?

Mm! Okay.

Scooby-Doo!

[RYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHANTING]

♪ This is what we creatures sing ♪

♪ This is what we creatures sing ♪

♪ This is what we creatures sing ♪

[GRUNTS]

[CHANTING LYRICS]

♪ Banana-fana fo-fana Fee-fi fo-fana ♪

♪ We are creatures You'll be too ♪

Uh, uh, you'll be too. You'll be too.

You...

Yo, yo, yo. Yo, homedogs!

Uh... Y'all forgot the next part of the dance,

where we do the electric slide, you know?

♪ It's electric ♪

Wow, boom. Whooooo!

♪ And back it on up and drive the bus ♪

♪ Drive the bus and stop ♪

♪ And back it up... ♪

Hurry up, Velma.

Fred, Velma, welcome to my little end-of-the-world party.

I've waited a long time for this moment.

Thank you for returning the ultimate party favor:

The Daemon Ritus.

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

And now, behold the sacrifice.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hello. Thank you.

[SCOOBY GIGGLING]

- Pst. - Thank you. Shaggy?

Scoobert.

Hey.

Let's run for it.

- We, like, got to get out of here. - Ruh-uh!

I'm a racririce.

[SHAGGY] A sacrifice?

Dude, that's not a good thing, Scoob.

♪ This is what we creatures sing ♪

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

I'm sorry I yelled at you.

And I'm really sorry

I haven't been a very good friend since we got here.

But listen to me, bro.

You've gotta trust me now.

You don't trust me!

I do trust you Scoob.

Now, look. Who's your best buddy?

- R-haggy. - That's right.

And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

- Rooby-Doo? - That's right, Scoob.

You are.

And we're like two trippy peas in a far-out pod, man!

Ruh-huh.

And best buddies, the trust each other.

So let's do what we do best.

Let's run out of here screaming in fear

like a couple of lunatics, okay?

Okay!

On the count of um... let's make it five.

- One. - One.

- Two. - Two.

Scooby-Doo!

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING]

Oh!

Scoob!

Hey, look at me!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCOOBY] Ruh-roh!

[YELPS]

[EMILE] The moment is at hand.

Through the Daemon Ritus,

I shall absorb the energy source.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

And now to complete the transformation,

I shall absorb the pure one!

Scoob!

- Shaggy. - Ultimate power shall be mine!

Nobody absorbs my pal!

Shaggy.

Whoa!

[SIZZLING]

[DAPHNE MOANING]

Come on!

[BOTH YELLING]

[SCOOBY-DOO] I'm free!

[SCOOBY GIGGLING]

Look at me!

Get him!

Come on, let's get the Daemon Ritus!

Get off my pincer!

Cowabunga!

- [ZAPS] - Ow!

Hey! Look, Velms.

A man in a mask.

[EMILE] We love you, Scooby-Doo.

We love you.

That alleged friend of yours, Shaggy.

I shall absorb...

Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Puppy power!

- I've outsmarted... - [ZAPPING]

[WHIMPERING]

Scrappy-Doo.

Correction.

The new, improved Scrappy!

Because I, Scrappy-Dappy-Doo, have absorbed enough energy to...

[GROANING]

to rule the world with my all-powerful army!

[GROANING]

And I've brought you here, puny, pathetic Mystery Inc...

Ahh!

...to witness my moment of triumph.

All I need to complete my transformation is

[VOICE DEEPENS] Scooby-Doo.

[WHIMPERING] Me? Don't you mean Melvin Doo?

Seize them!

Like, let's get out of here, Scoob!

Ha ha! Take that, pretty boy!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

This is totally ungroovy, Scoob!

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Señorita...

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Where are you? ♪

♪ We've got some work to do now ♪

We've got to tip over the protoplasm vat.

- How? - The pincer. Come on!

[GRUNTS]

♪♪

You all need to step back,

because Fredster's got his groove on.

Got you! You look so much bigger on TV!

- Shaggy! - Scoob!

Come back here, you lazy beatnik!

Shaggy.

Crud!

Told you so!

Like, wow!

[AS A MAN] Give me the dog!

Scrappy, down!

Sit! Bad Scrappy!

Let's finish this puppy! Now!

Uh-oh. Not again!

Captured again, señorita?

Not this time!

No!

Now who's the damsel in distress?

Me?

Straight up.

Mystery Inc., this ain't over!

Not by a long shot!

I'll rock you and sock you and crush you like...

Like, dude.

What?

You're a bad puppy!

Come on, I can still take you!

Put them up, you mangy mutt!

Is that all you got?

Hey, Daph!

We did it!

Yes, we did.

Fred,

cut it out!

[BANGING]

Mr. Mondavarious, is that you?

Yes. Oh, thank goodness!

Thank you! Thank you!

Velma! Thank you!

You're fogging up my glasses.

Two years ago,

that little pest

turns up at a casting session for our evil elves.

Next thing I know, I'm stuck in a hole

and he's cavorting about in a mechanical version of me.

But look, thank you so much!

What a delight! Fantastic!

Fantastic!

Shaggy!

Scooby-Doo!

I love you, Shaggy.

I love you, too, Scoob.

Now, get off me, buddy.

Hey.

- Hey. - Thanks.

You saved my life.

Like, no problem.

Uh-oh.

[SNEEZE]

Oh, and thank you, Scooby-Doo.

My little schmookem-wookem.

- Shucks. - Ah!

[HELICOPTER]

[CHEERING]

Fred, can you tell us how you solved the case?

[FRED] Yes.

Well, it all started when I was giving a speech on my new book and...

And...

I really think the Velmster should take it from here.

Through the combined intuitive powers

of Mystery Inc.,

we've discovered that

the real villain behind this mystery is, in fact,

Scrappy Cornelius Doo,

who sadly was corrupted by the power of the Daemon Ritus.

[SCRAPPY] Oh, get over it!

So I got a little cranky.

Gee Scraps, no reason to freak out like a jerk

and try to kill all humanity.

I would've gotten away with it too

if not for you meddling sons of...

Now that Mystery Inc. is back together,

do you have any comment

on the Mud Bog Ghoul who's been terrorizing London?

Whatever the case,

Mystery Inc. will be there.

Solving mysteries, man.

Righting wrongs.

Looking for clues and kicking butt.

[CHEERING]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]

How groovy is this, man?

Spooky Island finally came through

with its all-you-can-eat deal.

And there's nobody I'd rather gorge myself with

than you, Scooby-Doo.

My best friend.

You're my best friend, buddy.

You're beautiful like

a beautiful piece of pizza.

Zoinks! Them peppers is, like, hot.

Wimp.

Wimp? You think you can handle it?

Why don't you

put your mouth where your mouth is?

Okay.

Scooby-Doo, you feeling okay?

[STEAM KETTLE WHISTLE]

Oh, no!

Here you go, dude.

Ahh.

Like, how'd that taste, man?

Delicious.

Well garcon, let's get two more.

[GLASSES CLANKING]

On the count of three.

One, two... three!

[SCREAMING]

♪ Ruff to my left Ruff to my right ♪

♪ You never knew a dog And a mic would sound so tight ♪

♪ Ruff to my left Ruff to my right ♪

♪ Gimmie Scooby Snacks and I'll be rapping all night ♪

♪ Bow-wow-wow Scooby yo and Scooby say ♪

♪ You know that Scoob and Shaggy In the house ♪

♪ Bow-wow-wow Scooby yo and Scooby say ♪

♪ You know that Scoob and Shaggy In the house ♪

♪ In the Van of Mystery Making doggy history ♪

♪ Rolling drop the twenties ♪

♪ So you better not Be dissin' me ♪

♪ Got a blinged out collar And an iced out chain ♪

♪ When I'm rolling Down the block ♪

♪ You'll say my name ♪

♪ Scooby Doo ya'll Scooby Dooby Doo ya'll ♪

♪ Scooby Doo ya'll Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ I said, check 1-2, 1-2 Up on my Scooby mic ♪

♪ You never knew a dog And a mic would sound so tight ♪

♪ Ruff to my left Ruff to my right ♪

♪ You never knew a dog And a mic would sound so tight ♪

♪ Ruff to my left Ruff to my right ♪

♪ Gimmie Scooby snacks And I'll be rapping all night ♪

♪ Light on my paws Stacks in my drawers ♪

♪ In my contract Is a no cats clause ♪

♪ Breakin' out of pounds Runnin' out of bounds ♪

♪ Hypnotizing Ma's With the Scooby, Scooby, sound ♪

♪ Scooby is the dog That saves me ♪

♪ Scooby snacks are the way That he pays me ♪

♪ These crooks are just so crazy And Shaggy is so, so lazy ♪

♪ A diggy-dog ya'll He won't fall ya'll ♪

♪ And with his main man Shaggy Standing tall, ya'll ♪

♪ And give a Scooby call ya'll Have a ball ya'll ♪

♪ Never fall ya'll He's in it for the long haul ♪

♪ Long haul ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, Scooba-dee-doo ♪

♪ Scooby Doo, where are you? ♪

♪ Ruff to my left Ruff to my right ♪

♪ You never knew a dog And a mic would sound so tight ♪

♪ Ruff to my left Ruff to my right ♪

♪ Gimmie Scooby snacks And I'll be rapping all night ♪

♪ In the land Of a million drums ♪

♪ There is Always something going ♪

♪ On, on, on, on ♪

♪ If you can't locate Your thought off might as well ♪

♪ Go on take your dead Home, home, home, home ♪

♪ In the land Of a million drums ♪

♪ I catch a pattern that spit Rings around it like Saturn ♪

♪ Intergalactic tracks I make 'em like magstrulium ♪

♪ This one for Scooby Pass the doobie ♪

♪ I'm a do me one, do we run ♪

♪ Only you clean over I pick up the mic and rock it ♪

♪ While I'm sober For the rated G exposure ♪

♪ If you listen what I'm tryin To told ya we fathers ♪

♪ With seeds of our own we talk About sons and daughters ♪

♪ Not roots and clones now that The theory gone wrong ♪

♪ An embryo with no soul Stuck In this green mini-van ♪

♪ With my lungs In a chokehold ♪

♪ Shaggy pass the boombastic Daphne said don't do that ♪

♪ Freaky Fred smashed the gas And slammed us into traffic ♪

♪ Now Scrappy wanna box And throw them bowls ♪

♪ So I had to sic the pitbull On him before ♪

♪ He could pass one blow Scooby-doo, Scooby-doo ♪

♪ Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo! ♪

♪ In the land of a million drums ♪

♪ There is Always something going ♪

♪ On, on, on, on ♪

♪ If you can't locate Your thought off might as well ♪

♪ Go on take your dead Home, home, home, home ♪

♪ Woke up from a long night Of hanging out with Shaggy ♪

♪ Oh no, lost my last baggy Of Scoobie Snackies ♪

♪ Shaggy wake up We've been had ♪

♪ Our Scooby Snacks They got the whole stash ♪

♪ He said, "Who? Who?" I don't have a clue ♪

♪ I suspect the 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo ♪

♪ Call Vincent Price up on the Nextel ♪

♪ Tell him to send another Package right through the mail ♪

♪ In the meantime I'm a call Thelma to tell her ♪

♪ To get the Mystery Machine ready I'm two-wayin' ♪

♪ Daphne and Freddy me and Shaggy dressed in all black ♪

♪ Strapped dippin' through the flash tryin' ♪

♪ To get our stash back Roundin' up suspects ♪

♪ Collectin' clues I got a question ♪

♪ Where the hell is Scooby Doo When you need 'em? ♪

♪ The hound's only found When you feed him ♪

♪ In fact he probably Got my sack ♪

♪ Tell him holler back ♪

♪ In the land of a million drums ♪

♪ There is Always something going ♪

♪ On, on, on, on ♪

♪ Break it down Break it down Baby ♪

♪ Till the flow jumps Off the ground ♪

♪ Ooh, break it down Lookin' over yonder ♪

♪ Till the walls Come tumblin' down ♪

♪ Ooh, yes, lord you Ain't gotta tell me ♪

♪ Two times But you know I know ♪

♪ Ooh, break it down Break it down baby ♪

♪ 'Cause I want y'all all To know we rock the world ♪

♪ In the land of a million drums ♪

♪ There is Always something going ♪

♪ On, on, on, on ♪

♪ I woulda got away With it ♪

♪ If it wasn't For ya meddlin' kids ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh no ♪

♪ I woulda got away With it ♪

♪ If it wasn't For ya meddlin' kids ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh no ♪

♪ I woulda got away With it ♪

♪ If it wasn't For ya meddlin' kids ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh no ♪