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PREVIOUSLY Today, you're going to...

play a part in...

Coffee, Coffee Maid!

Hello, girls.

Just take a look at these embarrassing before photos.

I don't know what to do.

Vivaldi, play by the fucking rules.

Tabitha.

On the runway, I can see your hesitation about whether to go for comedy or not.

-Keta Minaj. -Hey, bitch.

You surprised me. It's beautiful and well executed.

You're this week's winner.

Vivaldi, shantay, you stay.

Dear, sweet Tabitha. Bye bye, darling.

AFTER TABITHA'S DEPARTURE

-Really, girl. -Really...

-Tabitha... -Tabitje, Tabitje, Tabitje.

Girls. This is only the beginning. I love you. Go for it.

Aw. Big kiss, Tabitha.

We love you, Tabitha. Tabitha was such a presence.

-Top five. -Her energy will be missed.

She was the mother, the maker of jokes, the teddy bear.

All of it.

-Tabitha, I love you. -Tabitha, Tabitha!

-Just look at those lips. -Like pool rings.

I'm sad to see Tabitha go. She was the mother, the drunken aunt of this group.

She'll leave an empty space, and I'm sad that I created it.

I saw something beautiful today. And felt.

When Vivaldi looked into my eyes, and said "I'm sorry."

It was so real, so real. And I'm glad.

You've learned something that's for life.

You should know that it wasn't my intention to hurt you. It never is.

Our argument was an all-time low.

But it's very important that we're heading to the final hand in hand.

I'm glad we're seeing eye to eye again.

-That's very important in life. -We can do it.

I love you.

You know what I really felt?

Hatred, because she won three badges.

With a 9.99 dress.

Girl, it's like chicken scratchings.

99.99.

No, girls, no. You're just jealous.

Here's the label, 29.99.

-Yes, girl, as cheap as your face. -Cheap tart!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race

♪ Start your engines

The winner of Drag Race Holland will receive a crown and scepter

from Fierce! Drag Jewels.

Her own stage at Milkshake Festival.

And a cash prize of 15.000!

This week's panel is made up of Tina de Bruin,

and Glennis Grace.

♪ ...Best drag queen win ♪

♪ Hangin' with the ladies ladies, la, ladies

♪ Ladies don't leave me ♪

GIRL This is the new girl group.

-Cheating girl. -Drama girl.

-Cheap girl. -House wife?

♪ La la la, la la la la la la

-Girl! -Girl, girl, girl!

Ah! It's the semi-final.

Wow, I'm still here.

We've got 1, 2, 3 badges... and three badges!

I've already got three badges, so I'm not really worried.

Anything could happen still. It's only a snapshot.

-You can't afford mistakes. -When you get this far, you want to stay.

I'm not going home, bring it on.

-It's now or never, darling. -You have to bring your A game.

Ah, the Ru-mail! What will it be?

You know, a famous movie star once told me:

"RuPaul, an actor needs to do two simple things.

"Listen." And... then she said something else, but...

unfortunately, I wasn't really listening.

But I was acting like I was listening.

-Girls, we're going to act. -Oh, that's fun!

Hup, hup, girls!

-Gimme an F. -Gimme an R.

-Give me an E. -Give me the D.

Hi, Fred.

-Fred what? -Fred van Leer!

-Whoo! -Whoo!

-Hi, queens. -Hi, Fred.

Only four left, isn't that bizarre.

Exciting.

You're holding each other. All's well? No phones?

Sweet girls. It's the semi-final.

-Isn't it exciting? -Very exciting.

Let's take off with the mini challenge.

-Ohhhh... -Oooh.

Have you ever dreamed about winning an Oscar, a Tony or a Golden Calf?

-Today's the day. -Oh, my God.

Oh, Pit Crew!

Yes.

You've won an award in the Miss Match contest.

You have to prepare a thank you speech for it.

You're not acting as yourself, but as one of the other queens.

I can't wait to see it.

I'm hoping for Vanessa. Because she is properly hysterical. Literally.

OK queens, take your pick. You can go first.

Aah! Who am I being?

I'd like to have a go at Puny. Making a right fool of her.

That one? It's probably...

Oh, my God!

-My balls, my balls! -Vanessa van Cartier. Vanessa!

This one.

Oh! Ho-ho!

Oh, God. Here we go. Well, she has a lot to work with.

-Girl... -My Little Puny.

What a surprise.

Oh!

You'd better be nice, girl.

It'll be fine. I know this girl.

-Vivaldi, who could it be? -I have no idea.

-Neither have I. -The suspense is killing me.

Hey, hello.

-Hello! -Hello.

-Hello. -Hello. Come here often?

-Sometimes. -Cozy.

My Little Puny!

Puny is always really gay.

And always very late. She's always late.

-Queens, you have 20 minutes. -20?!

To look like each other in fast drag.

And start thinking about your thank you speech.

Big suitcase.

- So much fun. - But very little time.

Puny's eye makeup is always way back.

With the eyebrow going like "whoosh."

Sweet queens, welcome to the Miss Match elections.

We have four prizes, and four contestants.

Sweet Keta Minaj.

I'm going for cheap, a bit vulgar, and cheap Ali-Express clothes.

Take your place, and I will hand over your award.

You might know it, this one's very special.

-I don't have that one yet. -What did you win?

What is my award? What was it again?

The cheap-ass whore.

Cheap-ass whore. The cheapest, oldest prize.

-Indeed. -That's such a shitty start.

Me laughing like this is insane, I'm a witch.

But that's branding. Oh, um.

Thank you very much for this award.

I've won the cheap-ass whore, cheapest prize because

because I totally cleaned out Ali-Express.

As it happens, she was wearing two Ali-Express dresses last week.

She turned them into a fucking fierce outfit and won a badge.

It was my strategy to show my bare ass in the first episode.

That ensures you three badges.

She's jealous because she's got a droopy ass, and I'm super fit.

She could use some Botox.

My Little Puny, step forward.

Sorry! Sorry I'm a bit late, I'm in a hurry.

-Am I ready? -Darling, this is your first prize.

What's the category?

Miss Never-On-Time Award.

-There you go. -Thank you.

Thank you viewer pigeons, punanys, and everything up, down and in between.

I want to thank my four nipples, without whom this couldn't have happened.

Under my own nipples, I've got two smaller, like birthmarks.

But you could say I've got four nipples.

I'd like to thank my wonky padding,

Carlo had a lot to say about it, but I don't agree.

-It was really beautiful. -Overall, well done, Vivaldi.

Vivaldi!

I really want to show Fred that I can be funny.

So, bring it on.

-Congratulations, what was your category? -Crime.

Crime! There you go.

Thank you, lovely viewers, for my award in the category...

crime.

Ahahaha!

As you well know, I'm a very honest girl.

We had to prepare this speech

and know it off by heart.

As always, I'm sticking to the rules.

Thank you very much, lubulubulubu, and you can all kiss my ass.

Hysterical. It was really spot on.

Vanessa van Cartier.

Allez.

-This is your prize. -Thank you.

-Is that my prize? Thank you. -Which prize have you won?

The award for the best drama queen in this play.

-Oh! -Yes!

I'm so happy, I'm so moved.

I can't really act, but I can make drama!

I'm so proud... Oops, excuse me! Ehehehe...

She farts an awful lot, that girl.

Those stinking whores fart a lot as well, but I never mention it.

I want to thank everyone, and Vivaldi...

You're a mean bitch!

Die, you bitch. You're a creep, you're the devil!

Thank you. I'm extremely happy.

You're a dead girl.

Sweet queens,

It was a great night, and thank you for your wonderful speeches.

But there can only be one winner.

The winner of this mini challenge is...

Vanessa van Cartier as Vivaldi.

-Come forward. -I knew it, I knew it.

Here's your prize, and you're also getting a lovely crown

that'll probably give you a rash from the nickel, but that's irrelevant.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

As you can see, girls, loveliness always wins.

I've won!

I'm glad a 'Vivaldi' won in the end.

-Woohoo! -Yes,

and that was the mini challenge.

On to the maxi challenge. Do you like detective series?

-Yes. -Yes, we do.

Because today, for your maxi challenge...

you'll play the main part in a proper murder mystery.

It's called "If the Shoe Kills."

-Do you guys understand the joke? -No.

No? Fine. Sweet Vanessa,

You won as Vivaldi, so you can choose the parts.

Ooh!

A very important task, because it is the semi-final...

so this acting challenge is very important for the runway.

Sweet actors, your scripts are waiting for you.

Start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

Hup hup!

Wait for me, wait for me!

One for you, one for you, one for you, and one for me.

"If the Shoe Kills."

-Girl. -Girl...

Detective series are not my cup of tea. I never watch them, but...

We have to, so...

Let's check the parts. De Quoque.

Ooh!

But not the c-o-c-k.

De Cock is from Baantjer, it's a police crime series.

So we're getting a special Baantjer, with drag queens.

In "If the Shoe Kills."

Dominant, egocentric, slightly mean and indifferent police detective.

I'd love to play De Quoque, because I've been playing whores all season.

Bimbos with tits and all that, so it would be nice to try something different.

I've made my decision. You're the detective.

-Thank you, darling. So sweet. -I'll be the slut.

-You're the stupid one. -Why am I being typecast here?

And you're the bitch.

Typecasting.

Argh! My nipples!

-I can't do it. -First the left tit.

Queens!

Oh!

Whores...

-They're already in character. -They're ready for it.

She did it!

-May I introduce you to Tina de Bruin. -Hi.

Actress, very funny and all that.

-You agree, don't you? -Yes, I think so. Very funny.

I'm expecting the same from you.

-But I don't think that will be a problem. -Absolutely not.

What do they have to show you?

You're looking good, you've got your shit together.

What's going to be important is timing, whether your timing is spot on.

I've got another surprise. The second one.

You may enter!

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce coir?

I'm really digging this.

-Hello, girls. -Now I'm really forgetting my lines.

Ferry, you've also got a part.

-A deep part. -Yes, with lots of dialogue.

With lots of lines.

Tina is the director, she's in charge.

-And pay attention to Ferry. -It'll be phenomenal.

-Phenomenal. -I'm so happy with my part.

-Are you ready, queens? -Yes.

Here we go. "If the Shoe Kills!"

Ahh!

This is rehearsal. Mistakes are fine. Three, two, one, action.

Show yourself, Carla, I know you're doing it with my...

Juliooooo!!

I don't see you looking for Carla.

Don't look at her, but check the entire space.

And then, bummer. Switch, and action.

Show yourself, Carla!

I know you're doing it with my Julio!

Carla? Oh. She's ready for it, I can tell.

I think I can have a good go at the stupid character.

I'm feeling it.

You're accusing me of doing it with your man.

-I'm denying it. -Faster.

You're confronting me, I mock you, I give him my pussy bites, I turn him on.

Hold on a moment.

Just pick it up, and make sure it keeps going, because it was faltering there.

Darling, this is a boring scene. Let me summarize.

You accuse me of doing it with your man, I deny, you confront me,

I feed him my pussy bites, I mock you,

and I really turn him on.

The reason? Take a look in the mirror, bitch.

-Everybody ready? -Certainly.

There we go. Action.

One thing is certain...

The butler didn't do it.

I can see you decided how to do this, but you should let go of that.

Tina wants me to introduce more variation.

That's a big deal in acting.

You have to give them lows and highs.

Give them all you've got, but well timed.

Gives us that satanic laugh three more times, it's great fun.

Mwahahaha!

How nice.

-Sorry, guys, this is gold. -Duh.

Have you seen those tits?

Not Cock with a c-o-c-k, but definitely with a q-u-o-q-u-e. Tits!

He's very, very suitable for this irrelevant part.

Well.

This is not about Poes.

It says 'this is not about...', and you point at him.

You have to concentrate on the cameras, and then act with the others. Not easy.

This is not about Poes.

This is not about Poes.

I'm struggling with my lines.

This is not about Poes.

Let's do that again.

This is not about Poes.

That was good.

I'm being slapped on the wrist a lot.

And when I'm told off, I become very insecure.

She can't have done it.

She can't even talk properly.

You want me. Take me.

We've all been dry for three weeks, but you're taking advantage of the situation.

Stop acting all innocent, Poes.

You can't do that.

You can't act at all.

Very good, kept it low, very pretty.

Like water colors.

If you catch my drift.

Now I know the slut is making out with Ferry, I would've preferred that part.

Missed opportunity.

Aaand, go!

You have to grab hold of your own hair.

And you take her hand, not her hair, and then you wave it about.

I'm going to go way over the top.

Sweet queens, I've enjoyed it a lot, you were great.

Not all equally good.

But I'll check with my friend Ferry.

How do you feel? I thought you were Ferry, Ferry good.

I'm breaking out in a sweat, but I like overacting, and this is extreme.

I enjoyed every second.

I also enjoyed every second that you...

Tina, tell us.

It's really like candy land.

I've seen a lot and not seen other things.

One's better at this, the other at that.

Ladies, this is very important for the runway.

Semi-final, fingers crossed.

I... haven't got a clue.

Exciting!

Go take your things off and relax.

Bye bye, darling!

Bye!

ELIMINATION DAY

Final four.

Yesterday felt really good, and today we'll rock the runway.

Keta already has three badges.

So she doesn't have to worry.

But Vivaldi, Vanessa, and me only have one.

What did you think about me impersonating you at the Miss Match?

Six out of 10.

I'm wondering if I'm really like that.

That's really who you are.

Why the farting joke?

Who's the biggest farter here?

-You don't have to be ashamed. -You're so...

-horrible. -Don't be ashamed, this is your air time.

Literally.

I have to go and fart. Bye.

Final runway before the final.

-You don't want to mess up on this one. -True.

Very exciting, because you have no idea what is going to happen.

Anything can happen. Anything.

Anything.

Boys, the semi-final, we're gonna rock it!

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk

♪ And what?

Welcome to the main stage of Drag Race Holland.

For the first time on our show, winner of the Soundmixshow at 16,

she's a lovely Dutch mixture

of Curaçao and the Jordaan neighborhood in Amsterdam,

and she has a pure golden voice, Glennis Grace.

Glennis, on America's Got Talent you sang for Simon Cowell,

and now you're part of a jury, how does it feel?

A little bit uncomfortable.

-Uncomfortable? Do you want to go home? -A little bit.

We know her from Kees & Co, Bad Friends, Tower C, and Who is the Mole?

She loves Drag Race, and we love her.

Tina De Bruin.

Tina, what are you watching out for tonight?

Ooh, Let me think, probably the outfits.

Great. The outfits.

Brilliant.

She's my rock, my support and confidant,

my beautiful side-kick, my best life-long friend,

Hello, hello, this is Marieke Samallo.

Fred, we're already in the semi-final.

-You're not kidding. -Yes, I'm serious.

This semi-final will be painted with a Holland-brush,

because the outfits need a Dutch export product,

and have to include a Dutch icon.

Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

Category is: Double Dutch.

I've chosen the Vengaboys, and CDs.

The first CD player was made in the Netherlands.

So, yeah. Really Dutch.

I'd like to disc-uss this outfit...

-Disc. I got it. -You understand?

Boom, boom, boom, I want you in my room!

Serving record shop realness.

This girl knows how to twirl a cape.

Ooh!

She woke up like this.

Ooh...

Hot from the tub, this slut.

Delft, wow!

Today, I'm on the runway in a lovely bed from Delft.

Inspired by fashion icons Victor and Rolf.

Just lay down beside me.

It's like ordering Victor and Rolf from Ali-express.

So true.

Come here, I want to kiss you.

I mean, I want your cushion.

I saw a Victor and Rolf show, with models in beds.

I think it's one of the most iconic looks

and want to combine it with Delftware.

I've chosen Miffy.

And I've covered my whole outfit

with 219 keychain clogs.

Today I want to show that I'm not only beautiful

but that I can be funny,

as well as elegant at the same time.

Um, wow. Doesn't she look miffed?

You can say whatever you want about Vanessa, but she is getting better.

Really well done, she's hare-ing to go.

You're such a big-mouth.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sigrid Kraag!

Hell of a collar, right?

I've chosen the painter Rembrandt.

The master of darkness and light.

Rembrandt was a masterful painter of lace collars.

I wanted to show this in Hollands biggest export product: steel.

I'm swaying through the night in my chastity belt.

Burn me at the stake, because steel can take the heat.

This is how Rembrandt was slutting about in Leiden.

Looking at that chain gives me a nickel rash.

This makes me steel over, man!

Sweet queens, thank you for your lovely looks on the runway.

Double Dutch, I like that.

Only one step from the grand final, but someone has to go.

I was thinking, now you're here...

I'll ask you right now...

Who has to go?

-Vivaldi? -Um. I'm proud of all of us...

Blah, blah, blah, much too mellow.

In that case...

My Little Puny. I was hoping for more from her this season.

When Puny's on stage, I'm missing something.

The art-ness of it all, I might say.

-My Little Puny. -Looking at the last maxi challenge...

I have to say, though she's my sister, Vanessa.

-Vanessa van Cartier. -Yes.

Though Vivaldi and me have made up, I still think she has to go.

-Keta Minaj. -You have to deliver beautiful looks...

You have to be able to act and to dance, and I think...

that Puny, Vanessa and me can just deliver that better than Vivaldi.

Apparently, I'm not an all-rounder.

Girl, do you make your wigs,

have you seen your makeup, do you make your clothes?

No. But I do.

Thank you for your opinions.

First of all. "If the Shoe Kills."

I've laughed out loud, and perhaps lost a little bodily fluid as well.

Let's look at the result.

Pert, Pipa Poppers, Pert, Pipa Poppers,

Pipa, Pipa, Pipa Poppers!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, Poes!

That girl is so good at acting.

Pets! This opening scene is really...

Dead-ly!

IF THE SHOE KILLS

Darling, don't give me that look.

-Everything about me is out of tune. -Not only out of tune, doll.

Ugly, old, irritating, and above all, stupid as well.

But I'm only saying this to be constructive.

How sweet. Thank you, doll.

It is I, Inspector de Quoque.

Written C-O-C-K?

No dummy, Q-U-O-Q-U-E.

Quoque. And this is my slave, Vledder.

Kledder, Vledder, whatever.

He doesn't add much, but he's very, very, very suitable

for this irrelevant part in this high quality murder mystery.

Thank you for this great introduction, de Quoque.

But I want to emphasize that I'm only here

for my looks, so people have something to look at.

-I'm such a fan. -Darling, I only have fans.

I'm Miss Poes.

I guess you know us as the Poppers.

The perky, sexy girl group.

Uhn!

You want to feel me up? Please do, all over.

Stop, I'm completely innocent!

Until you find out that I'm not.

But only if you find out.

Otherwise, I remain innocent.

What could I have done wrong?

Nothing at aaaall.

Quiet. I'm here to unravel the mystery of your colleague Popper Carla.

We don't have the budget for even more lousy actresses.

So it has to be one of you two.

Jesus, Pets, can't you keep it down?

Carla, you're alive again.

-No, doll, it's a flashback. -Is it?

Oh!

-Do I look younger? -No.

- Why are you here? - To argue?

So that I will become the main suspect in this murder mystery.

Why are you refusing to go by a name with a 'P'?

We are the Poppers, with Pets, Poes, and Carla.

-Well, I was born as Carla. -You were born as Kees!

Bitch, soon you'll be replaced in this band.

What? You filthy, dirty, backwards liar.

My ladle is more musical than you.

So bad.

Girl, what are you doing?

The script says I have to attack you now.

-But I just got my nails done. -Just a moment.

Come here, girly. Yes.

And, go!

Carla?

Oh. OK.

Bye bye, darling.

I!

Killed! Her!

Cuff me, take me however you want.

Hold on a minute!

It is never the first suspect.

That's too easy.

Shot of me.

Poes. Where is your shoe?

I don't know.

I'm not too sure what to say.

Have I even got lines?

She can't have done it. She's not even able to express herself.

You need me. Take me!

Stop pretending you're innocent,

Poes, you can't do it.

You can't act at all.

-But I... -Ho!

We have to go to the next flashback.

Show yourself, Carla!

I know you're doing it with my Julio!

Carla?

Oh.

She's ready and waiting for it, I see.

Pipa Poppers. I was out of it, for just a moment.

What did you do with my Julio!?

Darling, it's going to be a boring scene.

Let me summarize. You accuse me of doing yer man,

I deny, you confront me with your evidence, I laugh at you.

I turn him on. Why? Look in the mirror, woman!

And get this thing off of me!

Oh, no! Not that one!

It cost me three months wages.

Oh. How silly, I totally forgot about it.

I came in, and she was lying there.

Dead. On the floor.

Poor doll. Just like me to forget something like that.

Good. This can only mean one thing.

That Pets is the killer in this wonderfully layered mystery.

Nice. Case closed. Take her in, Flodder.

-It's Vledder. -You were going to remain dumb.

Arrest me, punish me.

Handcuff me!

Don't you get your brilliant ideas later on usually?

First, you're on the wrong track, and later, in a bar,

near the end, you realize who the villain is.

You're wrong, Poes.

I know everything.

One thing is certain. The butler didn't do it.

Hmmm...

Pipa Poppers!

Who are you guys?

Ooh, I think I banged my head.

That won't do, doll. Or we won't have a corpse.

That's annoying, that's not what we want.

Come, darling. Die, bitch.

Klodder, call the other Poppers. We will solve this murder together.

I doubt it's going to get you an Oscar, but it was very enjoyable.

You know that this maxi challenge weighs heavily on today's decision.

High time for the jury's remarks.

First off, Vivaldi.

Vivaldi, I think you're fun, and exciting.

I can tell you have a lively imagination.

In the acting challenge I could really see who you are.

You were open, you enjoyed it, and you were yourself.

I like that about you, I just want to look at you.

And that is a strength.

Hair on fleek, makeup on fleek,

but the least interesting outfit of the last couple of weeks.

Sweet Vivaldi, starting with the maxi challenge,

the acting, I could watch you sucking that pipe for three hours.

That can be arranged.

But it wasn't clear to me what this outfit was about.

Moving on to My Little Puny.

Hey, Punany.

I can tell you've got acting experience. You're the only one that went flat out.

Who listened to other lines.

At the same time you're leaning on that experience.

The outfit.

To be honest, I think it's a bit boring.

Those tights give me the creeps.

But your acting skills were great.

Moving on to Vanessa van Cartier.

I'm pleasantly surprised by your outfit.

What I like about you, when we're talking about your own style,

you've got that, even when you're on the catwalk as Miffy.

It's still there.

Vanessa van Cartier. To be honest, acting is not your thing.

But then you're on the runway as Miffy, prancing away.

With a joint. Darling, this is what I wanted to see from you.

Otherwise I only see beautiful Vanessa, and we know that already.

-This was surprising and fun. -Thank you.

On we go with Keta Minaj.

-Hey, bitch. -Hey, darling.

Keta, you've got lots of acting experience.

It's a Fran Drescher-like quality.

With a lot of humor and a Rotterdam-style.

I thought it was tough. And this look is tough.

And I would love to see your soft side, I'm curious about you.

I thought your acting was very fun.

That Rotterdam accent that I love.

Dear semi-finalists, it's very difficult for us.

So if you "sh-sh", we can talk about you, which we need to.

Bye bye darling.

-How do you feel, Puny? -I think I'm up for the lip sync.

Once again, my look seems to be boring.

I'm stuck in that treadmill of my own insecurity and negativity

and I get stuck and become emotional.

I can't keep with it, with my head.

-I want to get through. -I understand.

Your challenge was very good and that's very important.

When they say not to lean on my experience, I don't know what to do.

We made it to the final stretch.

I want to get positive comments on the complete look.

It sucks that somebody has to go, but of course I don't want it to be me.

I don't want to go home now, I worked so hard to get here.

-We're fighters, and we're going for it. -Yes, girl.

No tears.

Though I'll make you cry later on, because you named me to leave.

I only named you, based on the previous maxi challenge.

Because I feel there's a lot more possible in terms of interpreting lines.

It's not based on looks or personality, like Vivaldi said about me.

Not about personality, darling.

You said you expected more personality and drama.

Not necessarily more drama, but more presence, here am I.

I've always given 'here am I' on stage.

I don't need to do this here, in the group.

-I understand. -I don't like that.

-Dramatic, girls. -Isn't it just.

But, we're the last four, and that means a fucking lot.

Let's drink to that.

Let's do it.

-Cheers. -Cheers, top four.

Sweet and sour members, or rather friends.

I want your views on the final four queens.

First of all, Vivaldi.

She draws my attention, I think she's exciting.

I see something naughty, fantasy.

I see someone who's a bit of a maverick, and inventive.

She did the acting challenge well, she had thought hard about it.

But it was a bit square.

So that could've been better, and the voice started to grate.

That voice, combined with the all woman look.

And the funny mustache, but maybe it would've been better as a hot woman.

The only thing I remember is her sucking on that pipe.

Moving on with My Little Puny.

She was great and well-prepared in the acting challenge.

She was the only one who actually worked with the others.

When Vanessa climbed on her, with her legs, she used that.

This shows she was in the moment, and it was good and fun to watch.

I don't often say this, but it was a refreshing Puny.

Puny could've done this better.

Could've blown us away with a massive pillow,

and by finishing everything properly.

And get rid of those terrible tights.

I love and collect Delftware.

But I've often seen it on Drag Race.

Vanessa van Cartier. Tina.

Vanessa didn't know her lines in the acting challenge,

She didn't play with the others, only with Ferry, which I get, but...

I missed that, she was purely on her own track.

Very little listening and watching, which was a shame.

When you see it again, you want to look at her, she's lovely.

You love her and want to watch her. But her preparation was really bad.

-Does Miffy mean anything to you, Glennis? -No.

But this Miffy was perfect.

The look was great and it was daring.

Her look on the runway was number one for me.

Period. Last, but certainly not least, Keta Minaj.

Last week we finally saw Keta with a soft look,

after having said every week that it was a bit hard,

then I don't get that you're doing this again.

This looked could've been tweaked, softened, and the makeup as well.

The acting challenge was very funny.

Great how Keta does this, especially when you notice her balls.

I felt it was a bit boring.

For me, it didn't have a 'wow-factor' at all.

And I felt the same during the acting challenge.

I can't remember it well, so it didn't leave much of an impression.

-There's only four of them. -It's the semi-final but...

How freaking difficult is this?

Quiet!

I've made up my mind. Bring back my semi-final girls.

Sweet queens, welcome back.

Thank you very much for your looks here on the runway.

In this decisive episode. Which of you will go through to the final?

It's difficult every week, but almost impossible this time.

But it has to be done.

I've reached the following conclusion.

My Little Puny.

Today's look...

was a real pity.

Eyes, too heavy, lips, too hard, the hair, too much.

You could've refined it so much. As for the acting challenge,

that was really very good.

It hurts me to say...

my sweet Puny,

you're this week's winner.

Based on your acting skills, not based on your look.

-Congratulations. -Great girl, oh, my God.

What?

I can't wrap my head around it, this means I'm in the final.

I said that the maxi challenge was very important for the final.

And you nailed it.

Based on your look, you wouldn't have made it.

But you acted as if your life depended on it.

Congratulations. You're through to the final.

Thank you.

You win a handmade jewelry set by Aster Lab.

Congratulations!

And that's not all, because each winner receives not only money,

but a badge as well.

Sweet My Little Puny, you can go stand at the back.

There are three more fantastic queens standing before me.

Sweet Vivaldi,

You're a fantastic, creative queen.

Sweet Vanessa, you're also a fantastic queen.

Not that good at acting, but great at loads of other things.

Sweet Keta.

With all that stage experience, you deserved your semi-final spot.

You're a witch, but a very beautiful one.

It's really difficult for me.

Which one of you will fight the lip sync battle?

Keta Minaj.

I'm sorry, but you're in the lip sync battle.

Fuck.

This is not so good. This.

Ohhh, shit.

If I have to go against Keta, who is a performance machine, animal, whore.

Vivaldi and Vanessa.

One of you will have to lip sync tonight.

What the fuck?

If I have to lip sync against Keta,

I don't know how it will end.

The one going through to the final...

is...

Vanessa.

Congratulations.

-Thank you. -You surprised us enormously.

Today, your look was the best.

You've deserved your place in the final.

-Thank you, Vanessa. -Thank you.

Vivaldi, this means you're fighting Keta Minaj in the lip sync battle.

This battle is very important.

It decides who goes through to the final.

You've prepared a lip sync performance...

on Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

This is your last chance to convince me...

that you shouldn't be sent home.

It is time to lip-sync... for your life!

Good luck, but don't screw it up.

♪ Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time

♪ I feel ali-i-i-ive

♪ And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah

♪ I'm floating around in ecstasy

♪ So, don't stop me now

♪ Don't stop me 'Cause I'm having a good time

♪ Having a good time

♪ I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky

♪ Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity

♪ I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva

♪ I'm gonna go, go, go There's no stopping me

♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

♪ 200 degrees

♪ That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light

♪ I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

♪ Hey, hey, hey!

♪ Ooh ooh ooh!

♪ I like it

♪ Have a good time, good time

♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me

♪ Oh!

♪ Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time

♪ I'm having a ball

♪ Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time

♪ Just give me a call

♪ Don't stop me now 'Cause I'm having a good time

♪ Don't stop me now Yes, I'm having a good time

♪ I don't wanna stop at all

Sweet queens, thank you very much.

This is a very difficult decision, just before the final.

But I've made up my mind.

Vivaldi...

Sweet girl, it's not your time yet. Shantay, you stay.

You may join the others. Congratulations.

Sweet Keta, that means you're going home.

And it's awful, because you're.

a fantastic queen.

So talented, you can dance, you're wonderful.

You're creative, we've enjoyed you so much.

-It's such a shame. -Yeah. I wasn't expecting it.

I went into the semi-final feeling good because of the three badges.

I want to thank you for this platform you've given me, I felt really good here.

I was able to show myself.

Not till the end, but I'm very proud.

You've got every reason, you did really well.

You'll always be part of the Drag Race family.

But for now, sashay away, or rather, bye bye darling.

See you later.

Keta, I love you.

There's a time to come, and a time to sod off. Bye bye, darling.

It's just the way it is, of course I think it's a shame...

but it is what it is.

I can't change it, I've don't my best, I'm proud of myself, I'm happy.

Dear people, the pleasure was all mine.

Bye bye.

Sweet queens, congratulations on your spot in the grrrand final.

There's someone who wants to talk to you.

Condragulations.

Remember, if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you going to love somebody else?

-Can I get an amen up in here? -Amen!

Alright now, let the music play.

♪ Can you feel the love?

♪ A little bit of love

♪ Goes a long, long way

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day

♪ Love Can you feel the love? ♪

Prove to the world that you are the next Drag Race superstar.

- Oh, Fred! - Oh, Fred!

Oh, my God!

We're going to record a video clip together.

Don't fuck it up.

Welcome to the Grand Final of Drag Race Holland.

The winner... of Drag Race Holland...

is...