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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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There are Grey-human
hybrids all over the Earth.
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That's the man who shot
Peter Bach and my guards.
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We need to find out
what the Greys are up to.
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The Greys' cavern is here.
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If they've connected it
to the magma chamber,
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the pressure would turn
Yellowstone National Park
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into the most destructive
natural bomb
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in the history of the world.
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- So how long till it blows up?
- Maybe a year.
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You broke galactic law.
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You are hereby ordered
to leave Earth immediately.
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Son of a bitch.
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That right there
is a fingerprint.
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"Dr. Wendy Beasley,
retired military chemist."
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We did it!
We got a match!
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No, I chose last time.
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I want to go where
you want to go.
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- Uh-huh.
- Really.
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Okay.
Well, how about Antonio's?
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You think?
The pasta?
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Okay, well, if you were me,
what would you want to eat?
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Well, you always
like Mexican.
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I do, don't I?
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Mm-hmm.
Mount Taco it is.
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Mount Taco.
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- Have fun in the lab.
- Okay.
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[device beeps, lock clicks]
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Dr. Wendy Beasley,
please come to Lab 209.
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Dr. Wendy Beasley,
please come--
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[explosion]
- Aah!
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[alarm blaring]
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Gary?
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[suspenseful music]
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Open the door!
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Somebody open the door!
Please.
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- Help!
- Gary.
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Gary. Gary.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Gary!
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No, no, no!
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Gary!
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[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]
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[laid-back acoustic strumming]
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♪
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They can't just
make you leave Earth.
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We will fight this summons.
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You do not understand.
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The Galactic Federation
has referred this
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to the Housing Council.
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I-it is over.
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Harry, you can't
just give up.
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We need you here, okay?
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I don't give a shit
about this Housing Council.
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- No.
- Mm!
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You cannot talk that way
about Housing Council.
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It is very dangerous.
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[muffled speech]
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- Sorry, I didn't catch that.
- I can translate.
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It's mostly
about losing a hand.
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- Oh.
- Good choice.
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What are you
doing with those?
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Putting them where all
eviction notices go--the fire.
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Oh, those--
those will not burn.
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They're not paper.
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- [sniffs] What is it?
- Moldar skin.
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Gross.
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I'm vegan now.
- Moldar skin is not gross.
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Moldar-skin hats
are the best hats.
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Moldar skin--
try and rip it.
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You cannot.
[chuckles]
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[dramatic music]
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The processor is coming.
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Try not to be distracted
by her pretty face.
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Pubescent aliens hang holograms
of Blue Avians above their bed.
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I did.
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♪
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Oh.
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[clucking]
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You are a bird.
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No, no!
Damn it!
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Stupid portal.
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Sucks--I-I'm supposed to appear
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as the life forms
of my destination.
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Now I'm breaking galactic law.
Great. [scoffs]
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You do not need to appear
as a human.
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You are perfect
the way you are.
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Thanks, but this thing
has been touchy
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ever since some idiot
from probate tried
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to sneak fruit through it.
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Why can't you take fruit?
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That's the question
you're asking right now?
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Look, just give me
the signed papers, okay?
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And then the Housing Council
is going to come,
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and they're going to collect
you for eviction.
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You smell woodsy.
I will sign them.
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- Please, Mrs. Bird--
- Oh, no.
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Don't come at me
with "Mrs. Bird."
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My Earth name is Heather.
- Oh, rhymes with feather.
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Yeah. It does.
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Wish someone had told me that
when I picked it.
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Heather, Harry is
here to save our planet.
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So, if you could just look
the other way on this one...
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You know I get paid
by the job, right?
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And how would I know that?
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Well, look,
if you want the papers,
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they're over there
on the floor.
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- [scoffs]
- Okay.
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Don't worry, I'll grab them.
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I'll just go get them
off the floor
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like a friggin' pigeon.
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♪
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- [gasps]
- Oh, no, no, no!
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Oh, no!
both: Oh.
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Terrible news.
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Yeah, I can tell you two are
really, really upset about it,
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but this sucks for me, okay?
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Because now I have to call
the repair guy,
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and he's going to take forever.
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And then he's going
to have to order parts,
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which will take forever.
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And so, basically, I'm stuck
on the shittiest planet
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in the galaxy.
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No offense--
I see your mouths are agape
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at me saying
"shittiest planet."
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Sorry.
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Uh, do we put down
a newspaper or something?
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It's to change, you dick.
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It is down the hall
on your right.
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I hope I put the seat down.
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I just saved the world
with a banana.
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How was your day?
- Yeah, you did.
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It was the best one.
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It was the perfect
amount of ripe.
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So, question--
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um, can any of you recommend
a hotel around here?
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Something mid-range, preferably
where you can earn miles?
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Huh.
I see Heather now.
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Hey.
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You're up early.
- Yeah.
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Still can't sleep.
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Up half the night
feeling terrified,
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and I don't know why.
- Oh.
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But I was thinking,
sometimes you're stressed.
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All the time.
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- A lot of the time.
- Every day.
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But not when
you're making candles--
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because you have
a creative outlet.
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And I haven't picked up my
sketchbook in a while, I know,
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but I think I'm going to do
a children's book.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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I always wanted a book with
a baby elephant and a monkey.
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- Oh, that's sweet.
- Yeah.
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- This isn't that.
- Got it.
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Well, can I see?
- Eh...
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I-I think I'd rather just
wait till it's finished.
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Okay.
Say no more.
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Mm-hmm.
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But if there is
a baby elephant--
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- There's not.
- Two words--sailor's cap.
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Think about it.
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Now, why would a
well-respected military chemist
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end up living way out here
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like some kind
of creepy-ass fairy-tale witch?
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They say she kind of lost it
after she saw her husband die
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in a lab accident.
- A lab accident?
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You saying we could be facing
a super villain?
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Um, no, I was not.
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Okay, 'cause I can't be
facing a super villain,
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not while I'm trying
to figure out
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what happened
to my best deputy.
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Now, tell me again what you saw
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when you went
by Joseph's house, exactly.
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Okay, we're definitely
going to get
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back to the best-deputy part.
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I told you, it was empty.
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He's gone.
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Isn't that suspicious?
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He's army recon.
He wouldn't just quit.
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What's even
more suspicious is,
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right when we're looking
for another deputy,
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the perfect candidate
just shows up.
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That's how it works
for handsome people.
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Happens to me all the time.
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Every job I ever got didn't
even exist until I wanted it.
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The job of sheriff existed
before you had it, sir.
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Yeah, but it was the day
I said to myself,
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it'd be nice to be sheriff,
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that old Sheriff Hawthorne up
and died.
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Now, did I kill him?
Maybe.
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Luckily, you can't be arrested
for your thoughts...
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yet.
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But I'm working on it.
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What if we fake
Harry's death?
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Can't get evicted
if you're dead.
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I have no choice
but to leave Earth.
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We have been brainstorming
all morning.
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The storm has stopped,
and now there is just mud.
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Hey, guys.
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Asta, I'm going to see you
at Drew's party tomorrow?
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Yes.
Of course I'll be there.
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Is that a pie?
I need it for my trip.
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It is a pie,
but it's not for you.
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It's for my paralegal.
- Oh.
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Hey, hypothetically, say your
friend was getting evicted--
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Is this the same
friend as last time?
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By the way,
you still owe me $200.
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Uh, without names,
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say you wanted to stop
the hypothetical eviction.
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My first piece of legal
advice would be not to co-sign
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a lease with this one.
- Okay.
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I just--Can we--
- Noted.
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But for your other friend,
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I would say maybe just wait
it out or possibly countersue.
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What are you doing?
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It was like that.
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You're countersuing?
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[scoffs] Do you even realize
how much paperwork that is?
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Guess I can say goodbye to my
timeshare on Lesser Antares.
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Oh, I am sorry.
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Lesser Antares is very pretty.
- Yeah.
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I have Moldar-skin pants
from there.
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Me too.
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They're so durable.
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You ever try ripping
them in half?
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both: ♪ You cannot
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[gasps, laughing]
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Hey, no one's ever taken on
the Housing Council before.
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What's going on with you?
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You some kind of bad boy
or something?
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Yep, I'm a bad boy.
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♪
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Oh.
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I don't care about it.
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I'm not even a real doctor.
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Ooh, that is bad.
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I killed a man.
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You what?
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He was evil.
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[stammers]
I saw him kick a seagull.
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- Oh.
- And stole its French fry.
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- Uh-uh.
- So I killed him.
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[chuckles]
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It's nice to talk
to a-another alien.
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If you are going to be
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in Patience for a while,
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maybe I could show
you around town.
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We have a pizza place!
- I don't like pizza.
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Oh, I hate pizza.
We are the same.
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Thanks, but I think
I'm just going to head
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back to the hotel.
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My back has been killing me
for some reason.
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It is the human bed--
257
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,428
so primitive.
258
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,343
I miss my Trixian saliva bed.
259
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,910
Wait, you're kidding me?
260
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,825
I didn't know you
could still get those.
261
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,827
Bad boys can.
262
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,658
I could look at you in the
exam room, help your back.
263
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,834
We could talk
about spit blankets.
264
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,097
Okay.
[chuckles]
265
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:27,931
Nurse, uh, make Heather
more comfortable.
266
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,847
Get--get--get a blanket
and spit on it.
267
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,676
I will get her a blanket,
but I am not doing that.
268
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:42,772
I am sorry for the primitive
nature of Earth medicine.
269
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,557
This is how they
listen to your heart.
270
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:49,866
Why not get two soup cans
and connect them with string?
271
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,781
[laughs]
Oh.
272
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:55,393
Oh, uh...
I can hear that you are dying.
273
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:58,832
[laughter]
274
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,491
[light music]
275
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,668
♪
276
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,713
Uh, please remove your jacket.
277
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:17,851
♪
278
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,506
[gasps]
279
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,812
Everything okay back there?
280
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,988
Is she electric?
281
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,469
I am buzzing,
and my knees are melting.
282
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,471
[body thuds]
283
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,820
I fell.
284
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,996
I was--
Something bit me.
285
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,607
Oh. Sorry.
It's probably a mite.
286
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,132
Or as you might say it...
287
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,831
[speaking alien language].
288
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,707
You speak...
[speaking alien language]
289
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,622
Yeah, of course I do.
290
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:54,017
It's one of the most beautiful
languages in the universe.
291
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,150
She is perfect in every way.
292
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,543
I have a strange desire
to smell her.
293
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,806
That would be weird.
294
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,851
I bet she smells
like a feather pillow
295
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,331
locked in a hot car.
296
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,117
[sniffing]
297
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,771
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
298
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,642
[gasps]
299
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,775
Me?
300
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,559
All right.
301
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,258
This--this is for you.
302
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,739
[spits]
303
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,263
Thank you.
304
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,481
Oh.
305
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,527
[grunts]
306
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,269
- What the hell were you doing?
- I don't know.
307
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:32,360
My knees are weak,
and my palms are sweating.
308
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,754
I know what this is.
309
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,365
I have seen this
in human movies.
310
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,628
I am in love.
311
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,673
What?
No, you just met her.
312
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,024
I love--I love her.
313
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,852
- Shh.
- I cannot help it.
314
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,550
I feel l-love for her.
315
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,031
It's--it's like how I feel love
for you, Asta,
316
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,249
but it is different.
317
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,035
It is not just in my head
or in my heart,
318
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,688
but it is in my pants.
319
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,081
Oh.
320
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,083
Is that why they
call it "in love"
321
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,129
because it is in your pants?
322
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,827
Harry?
You coming back?
323
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,568
My legs.
[body thuds]
324
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,178
[sighs]
Okay.
325
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:15,272
[mysterious music]
326
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:22,410
♪
327
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,981
- Dr. Beasley?
- Who are you?
328
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:31,506
We want to talk to you about
the alien tracker, Peter Bach.
329
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,421
Peter Bach is dead.
330
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,251
We know that.
331
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,340
We believe he was murdered.
332
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:43,387
♪
333
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,563
I miss her.
334
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,957
Do--do you think she misses me?
335
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,091
I-I-I realize that your
first crush is...
336
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,875
- [squeals]
- Uh, everything.
337
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,530
But--but we are trying
to save the world,
338
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,227
you and me, you know?
339
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,448
A-and you can't be distracted
by a relationship right now.
340
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,624
My heart...
341
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,670
It sweats.
342
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,324
Huh?
343
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,806
What heat remains
in my chest.
344
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,460
And poetry.
345
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:16,116
You are a light
in the blackout.
346
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,552
Oh, boy.
347
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,250
I'd like to touch you
where the eggs pop out.
348
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,035
Yeah.
349
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,821
It's titled "Bird Boner."
[door opens]
350
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:29,259
♪
351
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,827
Why don't you take a seat?
352
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,873
Standing there,
it's making me uncomfortable.
353
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,229
We're here because
we found your fingerprints
354
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,491
in Peter's van.
355
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,667
You have the van?
Where is it?
356
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,538
Why is the van important?
357
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,932
It--it doesn't matter.
You won't believe me.
358
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,629
And if you do,
they'll get to you,
359
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,196
and they will tell you
that I'm crazy.
360
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,763
But I know what I saw,
361
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:55,938
and I know what happened
to my husband,
362
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,809
and it wasn't
a goddamn gas leak,
363
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,899
and it wasn't made by humans.
364
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,512
I see you.
[scoffs]
365
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,036
You think that I don't know
that look?
366
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:10,126
You need to leave.
367
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:13,913
Um, I saw a UFO...
368
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,958
when I was a kid.
369
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,526
Everyone said I made it up
for attention.
370
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,660
And Peter was the only one
who has ever believed me.
371
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,490
I need to find out
what happened, please.
372
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,145
Peter trusted me.
So can you.
373
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,931
[dramatic music]
374
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,629
- Do you have the key?
- The van key?
375
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,978
I got it right here.
376
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,763
♪
377
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,418
If Peter trusted you, he
would have given you the key.
378
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,899
♪
379
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,335
Get out.
380
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:52,516
♪
381
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,913
[sighs]
382
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,873
[sighs]
383
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,399
Let me guess--still filling
out your college application?
384
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,271
- These essays are stupid.
- [chuckles]
385
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,012
Look,
I don't even want to go,
386
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,101
but my mom thinks college
will give me options, so...
387
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,016
Ah, options are good.
I didn't have many.
388
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,410
I ended up living
with my dad till my 30s.
389
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,195
Yeah. And that's why
I'm still single.
390
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,632
[both chuckle]
391
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,548
"How has your family
history shaped your life?"
392
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,333
That's fun.
393
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,204
I'm adopted.
394
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,902
Hmm.
Right.
395
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,035
Yeah.
And so are you.
396
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,428
So I don't know my family
397
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,212
because you
don't know your family.
398
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,475
So, apparently, only people
with enormous family trees
399
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,563
get to go to college.
400
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,044
The system is corrupt.
401
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,437
I can't be a part of it.
402
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,917
You're a part of our family.
403
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,572
Yeah, but I'm not, like,
a blood relative.
404
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:52,098
So it's--it's not really
the same thing.
405
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,232
Have you taken her
to the rez yet?
406
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,973
Not yet.
407
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,409
It's settled.
408
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,542
You're coming to Drew's party.
409
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,587
Time to meet your whole family.
410
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:04,936
You wanted a family tree,
411
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,765
you got yourself
a whole forest.
412
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,811
This model
of the Yellowstone caldera
413
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,205
will help me figure out
the Greys' plan.
414
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,859
I have to present my findings
to the general tomorrow,
415
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,339
and I still do not know
416
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,081
why the Greys want to blow up
the super volcano.
417
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:22,171
If I can find the answer,
I bet it will impress Heather.
418
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,305
I wonder if her feathers
are soft.
419
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:29,135
Oh, shit, I did it again!
420
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,398
This is what Asta
was talking about.
421
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,096
Even thinking about her
is interrupting my work.
422
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,578
Maybe if I call Heather and
hear her voice, it will help,
423
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:40,233
like when I am hungry
and eat just one potato chip.
424
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,278
Yeah.
425
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,281
[line trilling]
426
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,630
Hello, Harry.
427
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,806
[stammers]
428
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,854
[cell phone ringing]
Aah!
429
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,726
[phone continues ringing]
430
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,728
Nope, nope, nope.
431
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,906
[playful music]
432
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,127
Uh, Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle
speaking.
433
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,390
It's Heather.
You just called me.
434
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,305
Nope.
Nope, I'm--
435
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,828
You called me.
436
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,701
Because you called me.
437
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,312
It's fine.
I was going to call you anyway.
438
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,792
You were?
439
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,968
I mean--
[grunts goofily]
440
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,230
What about?
441
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,450
I found this hole
with a little bump in it
442
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,016
on my stomach,
443
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,236
and I've never been nude
in human form
444
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,368
long enough to notice it.
445
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,370
What is it for?
446
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:34,330
The reason is gross.
I threw up when I found out.
447
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,986
Humans grow babies
inside of their bodies.
448
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,074
Oh.
449
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,902
And then they come
out of that bump?
450
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:44,862
No. Although, the reality
is not much better.
451
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,126
Okay.
I'm going to hang up.
452
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,867
I want to go back to exploring
every single inch of my body.
453
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,609
I will never be able
to work again.
454
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,089
My knees.
455
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,835
[indistinct chatter]
456
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,838
[light music]
457
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:10,845
♪
458
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,934
Elliot, hi.
459
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,631
Hi.
460
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,067
Laundry day.
461
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,200
Fun times, yeah.
462
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,942
Uh, how are you doing?
- I'm good.
463
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,552
It's good to see you.
464
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,597
Hi.
465
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,861
This is Natalie.
466
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,168
Natalie, this is D'Arcy.
- Hey.
467
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,561
Oh, you're D'Arcy.
468
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,302
Hi.
469
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,958
Oh, you're Natalie.
Of course.
470
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,699
[chuckles awkwardly]
471
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,577
- How have you been?
- Oh, I've been great.
472
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,752
So good.
473
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,798
Yeah, I've been doing stuff,
big stuff.
474
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,104
This morning I had
a crazy thing happen--
475
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,323
before laundry--
476
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,326
where I did this huge thing.
477
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,025
I can't tell you what it is,
but pretty major.
478
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,593
Um, kind of top secret, but...
479
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:06,944
I'd say, without me,
the world would be over.
480
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,772
Lots of people saved.
481
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,471
Banana was involved.
482
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,255
Okay, well, it was nice
meeting you,
483
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,779
but we should probably go.
- Yeah, I got to go too.
484
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,872
Got to fold this stuff, so...
485
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:28,836
♪
486
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:32,056
[muffled scream]
487
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,276
Therefore,
the Greys will harness
488
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,714
the intense natural power
of the caldera--
489
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:41,805
not unlike the intense
natural power of love.
490
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,068
Oh, so intense and strong,
491
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:47,550
and you can't let it
get away...
492
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,727
just like you cannot let the--
the Greys get away
493
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,904
with setting off
a super--super volcano
494
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,080
and destroying,
495
00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,171
uh, all humanity on Earth.
496
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,825
Boom.
497
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,612
How does an alien species
dig an underground cavern
498
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,527
in the middle
of a national park for 80 years
499
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,268
and we don't know about it?
500
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,661
I can take that one.
501
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,141
Humans are stupid.
502
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,273
How do we know this alien
503
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,752
isn't working
with the other aliens?
504
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,363
How do I know
this general isn't working
505
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,668
with the other generals?
506
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,409
I am working
with the other generals.
507
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,325
- He admits it!
- Stop.
508
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,240
He's one of the most
intelligent beings
509
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,415
on this planet.
510
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,765
We need his help
to find a solution
511
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:32,639
to what might be the biggest
problem humans will ever face.
512
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:36,730
That problem is, how do you
get them to love you back?
513
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,775
Let's toss that around.
There's no wrong answers.
514
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:43,258
I was talking about the swarm
of Grey hybrids at Yellowstone.
515
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,129
Oh, okay.
516
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,175
We'll do the love thing next.
517
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,437
I recommend full assault--
518
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,135
shockwave tasers,
mass electrocution.
519
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,877
Oh, that's a terrible idea.
520
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,488
If you attack the hybrids,
521
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,403
then the Greys will just freeze
your soldiers
522
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,056
and kill them all.
523
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,972
- You can't sit and do nothing.
- Because love will go away.
524
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:05,149
Thank you. That is one vote
for saying "I love you."
525
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:07,238
He was talking
about the Greys.
526
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,850
Oh, I need time
to figure out the plan.
527
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,982
You have one week.
528
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,549
Then we're moving in.
529
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:16,770
[upbeat rock music]
530
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,815
[indistinct chatter]
531
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,557
all: Hey!
532
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,038
- Mark, Dan.
- Hey.
533
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,169
- Asta.
- Hi.
534
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,084
And Jay, right?
- Yeah.
535
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,304
Jay, these are
all your relations.
536
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:31,567
This is your second cousin,
Sampson and Will.
537
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,656
- Hi.
- Your cousin Peter.
538
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,093
Kayla's sister Rachel.
- Hi.
539
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,617
- Auntie Mena.
- Hi.
540
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:40,881
Auntie Louise
and Grandma Ruth.
541
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,362
And the happy couple,
Drew and Manuel.
542
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,667
- Hi.
- Hi.
543
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,757
Thanks. It's really nice
to meet all of you.
544
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:50,412
I think I might need to go
over the names once or twice.
545
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:54,068
My girl, let's go get you
some buffalo stew.
546
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,418
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
547
00:22:56,418 --> 00:23:00,379
♪
548
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,816
Oh, so handsome.
549
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,862
- Thank you.
- Look at this--nice bling.
550
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,604
Don't be jealous just because
you don't got a medallion yet.
551
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,824
Wait, what about, um,
your short king, Harry?
552
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,478
[gasps]
Where's your boyfriend Harry?
553
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:13,740
Stop.
No. Stop it.
554
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,742
- Where's boyfriend Harry?
- Oh, hey. Hey.
555
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:18,092
♪
556
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,702
I heard it was a tractor.
557
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,791
Nuh-uh.
I heard it was a helicopter.
558
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,663
Dewey said
it was a monster truck.
559
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,055
What are we talking about?
560
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,449
Trying to guess what
Liv and that sheriff
561
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,625
have hidden on the rez.
- What?
562
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,932
They're all wrong.
It's a van.
563
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,413
They're trying to get
fingerprints.
564
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,851
Interesting, a van.
565
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,330
Where exactly?
566
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,071
[dogs barking]
567
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:43,422
You saw Dr. Beasley
when you mentioned the van?
568
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,771
We might not have the key,
569
00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:47,774
but there has to be
something we missed--
570
00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,428
like a keyhole?
571
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,994
I may not trust
the forest doctor,
572
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,083
but I do trust
your instincts, Deputy,
573
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:56,391
and something's definitely
off with this van.
574
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,566
What do you see?
575
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,568
Well, this is
a 255-horsepower,
576
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,745
5.4-liter
V-8 E350 cargo van, right?
577
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,269
My buddy Roger,
he's got this exact model.
578
00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:09,752
Everything in here is standard
except for this flooring.
579
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:12,059
See, this is
aftermarket black PVC
580
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,582
thermoplastic lining, right?
581
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,019
Now, I think we need
to get this lining out.
582
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,760
We gonna find
what we're looking for.
583
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,458
So I'm going to
need a few things.
584
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,589
I'm going to need a crowbar.
585
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,504
We need a half gallon
of muriatic acid.
586
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,637
I'm going to need, like,
nine strips of firecrackers,
587
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,856
the little ones, though,
not the M80s.
588
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:30,077
Although I will need
16 of those.
589
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:33,515
Found it.
590
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,736
Well, well, well,
we got ourselves a keyhole.
591
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,128
Huh.
592
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:41,001
Once again, I have followed
your instincts
593
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,959
and led us to victory.
594
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,874
- Okay.
- Mm.
595
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,012
If I have learned one thing
596
00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:54,014
from meeting
with the generals,
597
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,711
it is that mating is like war.
598
00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:57,408
You cannot sit around
and wait.
599
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,758
You have to take action.
600
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,499
Do it.
601
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,457
She's the one in the jacket.
602
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,983
I think I know
which one she is.
603
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:09,986
[soft music playing]
604
00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:12,336
Oh, God, wait,
I changed my mind.
605
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:16,166
♪
606
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:19,169
What did she say?
She's looking over here.
607
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:22,782
♪
608
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,827
"Are there
any doctors in town
609
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,089
"you like more than a friend?
610
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,135
Circle yes, no, maybe."
611
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:30,311
Did she say anything?
You got to tell me everything.
612
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:33,270
Oh, she's com--she's coming.
Go, go, go.
613
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:35,664
♪
614
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,318
Harry, hey.
615
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,409
Um, I'm really flattered.
616
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,845
It worked.
617
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:46,066
But, uh, you can't have
feelings for me.
618
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,242
Your species has no emotions.
619
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:51,027
I do.
I-it's the human in me.
620
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,899
You ate a human?
621
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,728
No.
[stammers, chuckles]
622
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:57,860
I mean, the DNA.
623
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,514
Got it.
624
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:02,038
Because I was going to ask you
how they, you know...
625
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,823
- Taste?
- Mm-hmm.
626
00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:06,913
I don't know.
[both chuckle]
627
00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:11,918
Probably like chick--
like, uh...
628
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,920
You were going
to say "chicken" just now.
629
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,182
- I wasn't, no.
- Uh, you were.
630
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:18,881
I was going to say
"ChapStick."
631
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:22,624
It's a tasty...
632
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,192
stick of wax.
633
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,411
Oh, I know.
I've eaten quite a few of them.
634
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,891
[both laugh]
635
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,632
Yeah.
636
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,982
You're great.
- Thank you.
637
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:38,945
Your kind is usually so cold,
and you are so different.
638
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:42,644
[chuckles]
You're a lot--a lot different.
639
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,690
[soft music]
640
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:49,172
It's just--I'm only hanging out
here until the portal is fixed.
641
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,741
So what would be the point,
as they say?
642
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,003
[chuckles]
643
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,963
So let's just be friends.
644
00:26:56,963 --> 00:27:00,444
♪
645
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:03,665
I understand.
646
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:07,669
Yes, let's just be friends.
647
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,976
Okay.
648
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:14,110
So you're circling no?
[gasping]
649
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,982
I would love to circle "yes,"
650
00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:18,158
but it's not--
that's not feasible.
651
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,073
[scoffs]
Right.
652
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:23,076
[laughing]
Friends.
653
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:26,427
♪
654
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:29,648
Yeah.
655
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,912
That's really all I want...
656
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:35,654
is friendship.
657
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,699
Great.
658
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,441
I want to die.
659
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:43,400
[rock music playing]
660
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,881
♪
661
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,144
[cheers and applause]
662
00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:50,320
Thanks for showing
us so much love.
663
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,759
All right, this next tune is
going out to our happy couple,
664
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,195
Drew and Manuel.
665
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,719
[cheers and applause]
666
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,721
Thank you.
667
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:06,902
♪
668
00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:13,735
♪ Long time ago,
we had some dough ♪
669
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,172
♪ Needed to unwind
670
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,654
♪ Looking for trouble,
looking for fun... ♪
671
00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,395
Harry, I have called you
five times.
672
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:22,918
Where are you?
673
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,833
Mike and Liv have been stashing
the alien tracker van
674
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,400
on the rez.
675
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,881
Who knows if there's any
traces of your DNA in there?
676
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,579
[sighs]
You need to call me back.
677
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:33,755
Bye.
678
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:37,411
Don't tell Drew, but I think
Grams has a new favorite.
679
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,500
I always knew
they'd get along.
680
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,894
[sighs]
681
00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,547
What?
What's wrong?
682
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:47,856
Nothing. I'm--I'm so happy
she's here.
683
00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:51,251
I just--I wish when I was 16,
684
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,340
I could have looked ahead
and seen all this,
685
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:55,646
and then I would have known
that if I had held on to her,
686
00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,692
everything
would have been all right.
687
00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,564
That 16-year-old gave up
the most precious thing
688
00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:02,131
in her life.
689
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:04,177
I can't imagine
how that must have hurt.
690
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,962
But you did it because you knew
with everything going on
691
00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:10,226
in your life at that time that
it was the best thing for Jay.
692
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:12,489
[inhales deeply]
Right.
693
00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,970
♪
694
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,276
Come on.
695
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:18,582
- You want to dance?
- Oh, I do.
696
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:20,976
[chuckles]
697
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:23,631
[soft music playing]
698
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:27,417
♪
699
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,376
Hi.
700
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:36,339
♪
701
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,039
♪ Hey, baby
702
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:42,128
♪
703
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,217
♪ My baby
704
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,306
♪
705
00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:49,613
♪ Where are you tonight?
706
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:53,269
♪
707
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,228
♪ Hey, baby
708
00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:57,273
♪
709
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:58,840
♪ My baby
710
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,321
[gasps]
711
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,890
♪ Where are you tonight?
712
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,065
Oh.
713
00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:13,246
♪
714
00:30:17,206 --> 00:30:20,122
[suspenseful music]
715
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:27,303
♪
716
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,457
I told you
not to look at that.
717
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,415
Whoops, that's
not my checkbook.
718
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,330
How much did you see?
719
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,376
Only the scary parts.
720
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:58,900
There are no scary parts.
It's a children's book.
721
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,075
Hey, what's this?
722
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,772
Oh, no, Max, don't.
[screams]
723
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,644
Hmm.
[running footsteps departing]
724
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,125
No.
725
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:12,174
♪
726
00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,220
We have a problem.
727
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,222
Anders just walked off
the Darling Project.
728
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:19,355
He said the results you want
are impossible.
729
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:20,748
Get someone else.
730
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,925
There is no one else
who's done this before.
731
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,275
♪
732
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:27,973
Yes, there is.
733
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,931
Cobra up.
734
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,237
Nice and easy.
735
00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,369
Head up to the sky.
736
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:36,459
Breathe, take your time.
737
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:40,463
When you're ready to go down,
push your hips up to the sky,
738
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:43,162
strain your back,
and hold the pose.
739
00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,294
Hi.
740
00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:47,601
♪
741
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:48,863
I'm retired.
742
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,691
You retired me.
743
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,214
What if I say no?
744
00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:54,956
I don't know.
Let's find out.
745
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,349
That would be fun.
746
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:59,352
♪
747
00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:06,228
[mysterious music]
748
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:10,276
♪
749
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,755
If we run out of magnets,
750
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,801
I got some more office supplies
from Amazon Prime.
751
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,543
The Transformer?
752
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:17,848
What?
753
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,938
You know,
Optimus Prime's wife.
754
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,985
[inhales deeply] Uh, no,
that's, um, not what I meant.
755
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,987
Also, just curious,
how would I, like,
756
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:28,947
even meet a Transformer to get
a box of magnets from them?
757
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,863
Could be anyplace--the gym,
maybe an auto-body shop.
758
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:36,215
Hey, look, check out
these schematics.
759
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:40,523
It appears that your instincts
were dead-on.
760
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,569
Look at that.
761
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,354
Wow. There's room
for a hidden compartment
762
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,921
near the cross-shaped indent.
763
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:50,577
Now we just have to figure out
how to open it.
764
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,405
Damn, that's
a high-quality magnet.
765
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,407
Probably fit, like,
three of these pictures
766
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,583
to Fred's metal hip
with one of these bad boys.
767
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,150
Oh.
768
00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:00,761
♪
769
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:04,286
Where did you find this magnet?
- I found it stuck to the desk.
770
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,374
What desk?
771
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:09,378
♪
772
00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:11,424
Wait, what's that?
773
00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:13,643
♪
774
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,819
Bingo.
775
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:20,302
♪
776
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,391
What's he doing?
777
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:25,264
♪
778
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:27,962
He just put that phone
in his pocket.
779
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,572
He's reading Robert's diary.
780
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,270
Is there anything important
in that?
781
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,967
The therapist's name.
782
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,579
Sheriff, the therapist died
783
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,973
a day after Joseph saw
that diary.
784
00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:41,410
So, if he came here
to spy on us,
785
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,630
he could still be doing it.
786
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:47,025
Dr. Beasley.
787
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,853
[suspenseful music]
788
00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:57,035
♪
789
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,178
We're too late.
790
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:15,053
[whirring and hissing]
791
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:19,970
Oh.
792
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:22,147
Yeah, this thing's
on its last legs.
793
00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:26,064
Well, I don't care
how many legs it has.
794
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,980
Just how long to fix it,
and can you make it longer?
795
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,115
Brought you pretzels.
796
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,812
Well, I found them in the Jeep,
797
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:38,250
but I brought them
inside, so...
798
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,861
Is that a human?
799
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:44,299
That is not cool, man.
She can't see me.
800
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,780
This is going to go
on my record.
801
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:48,825
That is just her human form.
802
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:52,220
She is a slug species
from the Earendel system.
803
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,354
Thanks for that.
804
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:58,879
Now, you see your first alien,
mind-blowing.
805
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,924
And then after that,
it's kind of like, meh.
806
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,100
Why are you here?
807
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,797
I need to check
on where we're at
808
00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:05,494
with the whole
"saving the world" thing.
809
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:09,019
We are not at anywhere.
810
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:12,371
I am building a model
of the Yellowstone caldera
811
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,851
to figure out
what the Greys' plan is
812
00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:18,072
to slaughter
all of the human race.
813
00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:20,857
But I ran out of glitter.
814
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,685
Oh, you made the snow
all sparkly.
815
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:24,513
- [chuckles]
- Need some trees.
816
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,167
Can I add some?
817
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,908
You are already doing it.
818
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,475
Question for you--
819
00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:31,433
you're an alien here to save
the world, blah, blah, blah.
820
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,348
Does it ever bother you
821
00:35:33,348 --> 00:35:36,264
that you can't tell anybody
about it?
822
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:40,312
It was hard at first,
but then...
823
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,965
Asta found out.
824
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,881
And it was easier
825
00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:48,755
because I was no longer alone.
826
00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,670
See, that's what I mean.
827
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,281
I saw Elliot today.
828
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:54,935
He has a girlfriend now,
829
00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:57,894
which kind of made me
feel like shit.
830
00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,418
Why are you telling me this?
831
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,376
I don't know,
because you're an alien.
832
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:03,857
I figure you can't judge me.
It's like talking to a dog.
833
00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:07,121
Anyway, if I could tell Elliot
what I was doing,
834
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:10,690
you know, then I'd have
something too.
835
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:14,563
If you do something special
and nobody knows about it,
836
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,304
are you still special?
837
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:20,482
[soft music]
838
00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,702
So who's Elliot?
839
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:25,835
You guys done or what?
840
00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:27,315
Go away.
841
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,971
Also...
842
00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:33,234
Elliott is happy.
843
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:37,325
And I was actually happy
to see him happy.
844
00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:40,589
If you were happy
that he was happy,
845
00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:43,244
then why is your face all mopey
846
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:46,334
and your voice
is like wet underwear?
847
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:50,773
Because if I want him happy,
even if he didn't want me,
848
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:52,862
then that means that...
849
00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,908
♪
850
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,432
I love him, and...
851
00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,218
I ruined something...
852
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,436
real.
853
00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:07,529
♪
854
00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:16,364
Are we really not going to
talk about Mom's murder story?
855
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:19,149
It's not--
[grunts softly]
856
00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,890
God forbid I write a sweet
little children's book.
857
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:23,153
There are worms coming out
of the dead mouse's stomach.
858
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:24,633
- Those are entrails.
- Ugh.
859
00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,287
I am done with dinner.
860
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:30,030
Hon, Max is right.
Maybe we need to talk about it.
861
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,339
Go ahead, Max.
862
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,471
What?
No way am I going first.
863
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:37,951
Okay.
864
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:39,518
Well, I think we were
both just expecting
865
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:41,650
something a little more cute
and--and upbeat
866
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,173
for a children's book.
867
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:46,133
It's a beautiful story
about a mother feeding
868
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,613
and protecting her babies.
869
00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:51,051
Objectively, if you were
in your classroom
870
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:55,447
and you saw
a student drawing this...
871
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,579
[dramatic music]
872
00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:01,496
Would you maybe call
their parents in to talk?
873
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,629
Oh, my God,
what is happening to me?
874
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,459
I can't get these owls
out of my head.
875
00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:10,505
I saw a movie once
where a person saw an owl,
876
00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:13,203
and it meant they were being
abducted by aliens.
877
00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:14,335
Does your butt hurt?
878
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,032
Okay, that's not
really dinner talk.
879
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,207
And we have been over this--
880
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:20,080
there's no such thing
as aliens, okay?
881
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:26,260
♪
882
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,004
[laughter]
883
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,701
Getting the band
back together--
884
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:35,051
man, we haven't dusted up
like that since...
885
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,053
the Gathering of Nations.
886
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,751
[chuckles]
887
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,579
Yeah.
888
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:44,104
Hey, Dad,
I think I did a bad thing.
889
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:48,804
Harry's in love
with this alien bird.
890
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:52,721
And so I told him
not to pursue it.
891
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:55,898
I told him that he should focus
on saving the world,
892
00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:59,728
but I don't think
that's why I did it.
893
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:04,211
Someone feeling
a little jealous?
894
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,866
No.
895
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:10,435
Well, not romantically anyway.
896
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,828
But...
897
00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,700
maybe, yeah.
898
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,224
I mean, it was always
just me and Harry.
899
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:18,747
He needed me.
900
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,967
And now he's not even answering
my phone calls.
901
00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:23,448
You know how much
you mean to him.
902
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,971
I know.
903
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,888
Being there today, seeing
all those people,
904
00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:32,282
surrounded by all that love...
[sighs]
905
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:35,242
It just made me realize he
should get to have that too.
906
00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:37,244
[door opens, bell rings]
907
00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:39,681
- Hey.
- Hi.
908
00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:42,423
Thank you so much
for bringing me to the rez.
909
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,905
It was a lot, but I loved it.
910
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:49,909
Also, my mom and I kind of got
into a bit of a fight,
911
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:53,086
so I was wondering
if maybe I could crash
912
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,522
with you for a few days.
913
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:57,743
Before you say no,
just think about it, okay?
914
00:39:57,743 --> 00:39:59,832
It could be fun.
[chuckles]
915
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,748
All right, um, I've got to go,
but think about it.
916
00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:04,924
All right.
I'll talk to you soon.
917
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:06,404
O-okay.
918
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,971
There are many terrifying
things in the world,
919
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:11,931
but the most terrifying
thing is love.
920
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:16,109
[Sarah Jarosz's
"House of Mercy"]
921
00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:20,243
♪ In the middle
of the night again ♪
922
00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:24,683
♪ Still water,
and the birds don't sing... ♪
923
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:27,468
It attacks you like
a thing with claws.
924
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:31,690
♪ Medicating for
the trouble that's coming ♪
925
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:34,997
♪
926
00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:38,914
♪ This house wasn't made
for strangers ♪
927
00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:42,440
♪ But you come knocking
anyway ♪
928
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,226
♪ I can hear you
knocking on the door ♪
929
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:50,622
♪ I won't leave it open
for you anymore ♪
930
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:54,452
Love opens you up,
and there you are.
931
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:59,544
♪ Knocking on the door
of the house of mercy ♪
932
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:02,024
♪
933
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:05,811
♪ Don't try
to change my mind ♪
934
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,248
And you don't
even try to stop it.
935
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,555
You let it feed.
936
00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:17,649
♪
937
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:21,304
♪ Don't try to wear me down
938
00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:24,351
Because real love makes
you want the person you love
939
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,135
to be okay...
940
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:31,445
♪
941
00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:33,491
Even if you are not.
942
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:38,321
♪
943
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,280
[wings flapping]
944
00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:45,154
[cooing]
945
00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:47,548
Heather?
946
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,550
[cooing]
947
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:52,640
[gasps]
948
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,687
[soft music]
949
00:41:55,687 --> 00:42:02,868
♪
950
00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:07,394
[growls playfully]
951
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:11,398
♪
952
00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,356
Son of a bitch.
953
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:15,533
[door opens]
954
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:22,191
♪
955
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,245
[cooing]
956
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:39,208
♪
957
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:47,260
[music turns sinister]
958
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,783
♪
959
00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:50,611
Tell me
about when you worked
960
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,570
for DARPA's
autonomous robotics program.
961
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,223
[door closes]
962
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:57,096
The VA would donate soldiers
who were in a vegetative state
963
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,488
to DARPA.
964
00:42:58,488 --> 00:42:59,925
Instead of pulling the plug,
965
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,101
we kept them alive
and ran experiments.
966
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,407
I quit that job.
[device beeps, lock clicks]
967
00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:06,235
I still have nightmares.
968
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:10,544
♪
969
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:12,154
Nope.
970
00:43:12,154 --> 00:43:14,374
No way in hell
am I putting that thing on.
971
00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:16,245
It's not for you.
972
00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:19,466
♪
973
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,250
It's for him.
974
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,470
♪
975
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,733
Who better to fight aliens
976
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:28,475
than someone
who can see aliens?
977
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:32,218
♪
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