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Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
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Aah!
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So what happened to the
real Harry Vanderspeigle?
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I don't know.
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Dr. Vanderspeigle, a
new doctor has arrived.
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- Please call me Dr. Ethan.
- I'm glad you know about me.
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Nobody wants to hide
who they really are.
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You should stop feeling
guilty about giving away Jay.
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She is a survivor.
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He will die.
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My leg... chop it off.
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Aah!
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If Asta wasn't there,
I would be dead.
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They took your
spaceship, didn't they?
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That means they're after you.
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It's probably
M.I.B... men in black.
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I invited a friend
over with her husband.
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This is Sarah and
Richard Houston.
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You can babysit Max
whenever you want.
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I would love that.
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You shouldn't have taken that.
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Now the kid's gonna
know we were in his room.
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Good.
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Then when he goes to warn
it, we'll be right on its tail.
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Asta! Are you in there?
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Everyone has to die.
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It is the normal cycle of life
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for beings across
the entire universe.
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Some may live
longer than others,
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but every organism
comes into being
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and then ceases being.
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The animals know this.
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They live in harmony
with the Earth,
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as it was meant to be.
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Everyone I kill with my
device is going to die anyway.
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At least I'm killing
them for a good reason.
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It's different for humans.
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Humans kill because
they know they're small,
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insignificant, weak.
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And killing makes
them feel strong
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even if it's just for a moment.
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And when humans are smart,
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they may even get
away with murder.
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Of course, no being really
gets away with anything.
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The universe knows
what you have done,
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even if nobody else does.
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And the universe
will restore balance
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one way or another.
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Humans have a word for this.
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They call it "karma."
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I thought you said
Asta's car was here.
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Calling me a liar?
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Well, if the shoe fits, D'arce.
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Please don't fight.
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Look, D'arce, we're all
just freaking out a little bit.
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Like, this is bad.
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You damn near gave
me a heart attack
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banging on my door like
that at the crack of dawn.
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I'm so sorry that
finding the dead body
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of the man I love
locked in a freezer
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is so inconvenient for you!
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All right? It's a
human life, asshole.
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Okay? Harry is dead.
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What is going on out here?
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I'm standing here wondering
why I ain't home in bed.
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Thank God you're alive.
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This isno, it's impossible.
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She is worse than your dog.
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Yeah, well, I didn't have
the heart to wake Cletus up.
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He was in REM
sleep chasing goats.
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I'll get her.
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Sorry about this, Dr. V,
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but, D'arcy broke into
your cellar last night
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and she thinks she saw
a dead you in the freezer.
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I told her it was probably
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just some meat in there
that looked like you,
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like a frozen pig or something.
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I am more handsome than a pig.
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- Me too.
- Yeah, man, I'm probably
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somewhere between
a pig and a dolphin.
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You know, that dolphin,
that's a fine-ass animal.
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It's nothing but meat.
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- You moved the body.
- Sure enough.
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And here it is.
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No, I meant the
dead guy, dipshit.
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Obviously it's not him,
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but I saw a dead
body down there.
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Why was Asta's car outside?
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We went to a medical
conference together.
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You smell like alcohol.
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- Okay, come on, D'arce.
- You have to go now.
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- I'll buy you breakfast.
- No.
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No!
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I know what I saw. Stop
trying to gaslight me.
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I know I'm not crazy.
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The deputy said
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it's time to go.
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What? No.
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- No!
- Let's...
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Get your... hands off me!
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Dear.
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Help me, Deputy!
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- She on me like a spider!
- Dish it out...
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It's unfortunate I have to
kill everyone and leave here.
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The warmth of
spring is just arriving.
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Let go of my damn hair!
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- Let go of his hair.
- Get your damn...
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D'arcy, let go of the chair.
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- Yes.
- Take that!
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- You spit...
- It is quite nice here.
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Handcuffs, that's
what they're for.
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They're for cuffing hands!
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Come on. Come on.
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- I give you credit.
- Okay.
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You fight like a
pack of pit bulls.
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Come on, hit me!
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You know you want
to hit me, Sheriff.
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- Do it!
- Please stop struggling!
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It's gonna be okay,
I'll drive your car back.
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Get in the car!
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I'm sorry about this, Doctor.
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Yes, I'm very upset
at this intrusion.
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"I'm gonna read
you your rights."
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What do I say?
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Tell me what I say!
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That's the problem.
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Okay, all right, all
right, all right, all right.
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- Pull it up.
- I have to see this.
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Aye.
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There, she's stealing it.
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I knew it.
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She's a woman in a
purple skirt, man in black.
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We have to warn Harry.
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Told you he'd
lead us to the alien.
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You want to tell
me what happened?
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- I'm worried about you.
- You're overreacting.
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It's not like you've never
bailed me out of jail before.
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"Overreacting"? Cool.
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I woke up this morning
to a hundred texts
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and a voicemail
from you screaming,
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"He's dead! He's dead!"
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All right, look, I
know what happened.
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All right? You and
Harry murdered a guy.
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It happens, but
I'm here for you.
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We're gonna take
my car to Canada.
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From there, I've got an
old ski buddy in Juneau.
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There's a safe deposit box,
1,000 bucks to keep us going.
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Three passports. So...
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That's... a lot to process.
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But, no, I did not kill anyone.
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Are you sure?
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I'd remember.
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Right. Right.
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Cool, so the Sheriff was
right. I'm seeing things.
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- New low.
- D'arcy, what did you do?
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I sort of broke into
Harry's house last night,
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and I saw a
freezer full of meat,
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and I thought it
was a dead body.
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D'arce, how much
did you have to drink?
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Barely anything to drink.
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I had a couple edibles and
a pill I found in my couch.
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- Come on!
- Look
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you're obviously keeping
some big secret from me.
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You're my best friend!
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I would not keep
secrets from you.
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- You're lying.
- No, I'm not.
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- Yes, you are.
- No.
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You have a tell, remember?
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When you're lying,
you get overly huggy
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and touchy.
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That's not true.
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D'arce, come on.
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Thanks for bailing
me out. I got to go.
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D'arcy.
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God.
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Slow down. You're too close.
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Jesus Christ, it's like
driving with my grandmother.
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"Why don't you go
out back, Memaw,
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and knit me a sweater?"
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Great, you distracted me,
now we're losing the little shit.
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- My God.
- Areare you all right?
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Watch your language, please.
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And you owe me
$100 for the bike.
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Um.
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Looks fine to me.
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I'd be happy to
wait for the police.
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Pay the girl.
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You're the one who
made me run her over.
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Let's go.
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Now we've lost him.
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Pleasure.
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- Taking so long.
- It's $100.
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My device is at full power.
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With one press of the
button, the timer will begin,
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and roughly 90
Earth minutes later,
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8 billion humans
will cease to exist.
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This is the moment
I fulfill the mission
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that will change the course
of the universe forever.
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Are you dreaming of pizza?
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Mama Sap's Pizza is now open
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in the heart of
downtown Patience!
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I can't kill everyone on
Earth with an empty stomach.
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Is Jay working here?
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I gave her a part-time job.
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Dad, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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You're friends with an
alien, and Jay's a bad idea?
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- She's coming over.
- Get out of here!
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Hey.
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Um, I see you have a new job.
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Yeah. First day.
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Cool.
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Look, D'arcy told me what
happened on the mountain.
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Just wanted to make
sure you didn't lose
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any fingers or toes or anything.
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- No.
- Um...
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Got 'em!
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Look, I was gonna tell you
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that if you ever
want to talk about
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everything, anything, I'm here.
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You want me to talk
to you about you?
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Well
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- I was thinking we could...
- No.
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Sure. Yeah.
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You know, I should
get back to work.
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Of course. It was
nice to see you.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Hello, Miss Twelvetrees.
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Help yourself.
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I know that you know.
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I know that you know.
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Does she know?
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"She" has a name.
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And she knows.
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She knows a lot.
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We have a situation.
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The government is after him.
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They know that I know who he is.
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What? How?
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Because they're the government.
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Don't be so naive.
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry.
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Sometimes I speak to
adults like they're my peers
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because I'm mature for my age.
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I'm working on it.
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I hid a camera in my room,
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- and I saw them search my house.
- What?
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And they went
back to their base,
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and now they're driving
around searching for him.
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How do you know
where their base is?
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We have our ways.
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Where is my phone?
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I learned from the squirrels
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that when you've
filled your stomach,
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you should take as much
food as you can to eat later.
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With this pizza stack,
I can kill everyone
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and still have
pizza to eat for days.
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And now, with a
belly that's bursting
259
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,875
like a stuffed garbage bag,
260
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,574
there's nothing stopping me
from completing my mission.
261
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,408
I should test it first.
262
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,804
Okay, you two.
263
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,676
I'll be upstairs on the
treadmill if you need anything.
264
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,765
Sahar, thank you again for
helping Max with his homework.
265
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,115
I don't mind.
266
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,595
I want to be a teacher
when I'm old, like you.
267
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,206
Wow.
268
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,686
I'm not old. I'm young, okay?
269
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,993
My life is not passing me by.
270
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,562
I'm just just living it. But
that’s that’s wonderful.
271
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,478
It's just wonderful.
272
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,881
This... makes no sense.
273
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,057
It says the phone is here.
274
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,623
You're tracking the wrong phone.
275
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,538
Put it on your mom's.
276
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,671
It is on my mom's.
277
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,194
It can't be.
278
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:18,632
I put your mom's phone
right under the RV.
279
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,341
Lock the front door.
I'll get the back.
280
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,480
Don't be afraid.
281
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,482
We just need your help.
282
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,944
I'm not giving your
100 bucks back.
283
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,155
My device uses the
Earth's own energy
284
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,331
to send a pulse
throughout the world
285
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,464
that will kill every human.
286
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,162
I can also direct it
to a singular point
287
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:13,035
and get rid of this body.
288
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,346
Will it hurt?
289
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,524
You again?
290
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,397
You know you're just stalling.
291
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,529
You're afraid to kill everyone.
292
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,879
No, I'm not.
293
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,186
My people do not feel fear.
294
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,102
Yes, but you're not your
people anymore, are you?
295
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,758
You've been infected
with humanity.
296
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,500
I don't need to listen to this!
297
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:47,373
I was supposed to die
of old age with Isabelle.
298
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,985
I even bought a plot
in Upstate New York
299
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,423
under the most
beautiful maple tree.
300
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,078
We were supposed to be
next to each other forever.
301
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,082
Do you miss her?
302
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,737
I miss a lot of things
303
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:07,263
the five senses
304
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,831
driving around
with nowhere to go
305
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,704
tacos.
306
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,402
- But I loved Isabelle.
- How do you know?
307
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,188
How do I know I loved my wife?
308
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,668
What did it feel like?
309
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,021
It feels like
310
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,893
life.
311
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,069
Like everything
you've ever felt.
312
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:35,073
The joy and the
fury held in your heart
313
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,294
and wrapped in
314
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,426
hope
315
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:44,300
hope that everything
will be okay.
316
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,346
Love makes you feel
connected to everything.
317
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,827
Make you feel light-headed,
you feel like you're floating.
318
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,698
I love Isabelle, too.
319
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,614
- You're an asshole.
- You don't even know her!
320
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,052
I do.
321
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,055
When she left
322
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,969
my heart felt
like it was falling.
323
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,449
That's rejection.
324
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,929
That's not love.
325
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:08,411
Then why do I feel
the other things?
326
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,066
I feel hope.
327
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,633
I feel connected to everyone
328
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,113
to everything.
329
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,290
I used to feel those things.
330
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,118
You took it all from me.
331
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,602
I'm sorry.
332
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,213
You didn't just take
Isabelle away from me.
333
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,521
When you killed me, you
took me away from Isabelle.
334
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,958
She needs me.
335
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,046
Stop.
336
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,483
Stop doing that with your eyes.
337
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,226
When you killed
me, you killed her.
338
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,836
- No.
- Yes!
339
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,273
She cries every day.
340
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,188
No. No, she doesn't.
341
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,493
You broke her heart!
342
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,518
Stop!
343
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,680
Harry, where are you?
344
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,160
Please call me
when you get this.
345
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,335
I need to talk to you.
346
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,858
Hey, Asta. How you doing?
347
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,556
- Hey.
- Um
348
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,428
I need to leave
early. Is that okay?
349
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,213
That's fine. It's slow.
350
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,953
I'll hold down the fort.
351
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,719
Okay. Thank you.
352
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,005
Hey, Asta, can you help me out?
353
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,963
I need that dead foot.
354
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,356
- Really?
- Yeah.
355
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,427
I found a boot. I need
to see if it's a match.
356
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,887
There might be
another murder in town.
357
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,676
So you're telling me eventually
358
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,070
that thing will
look like that one?
359
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,985
Where did you get the boot?
360
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:48,293
On the shore next to
Dr. Vanderspeigle's house.
361
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,603
So what happened to the
real Harry Vanderspeigle?
362
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,736
I don't know.
363
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,390
I sort of broke into
Harry's house last night,
364
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,913
and I saw a
freezer full of meat,
365
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,567
and I thought it
was a dead body.
366
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,308
Another murder is horrible,
367
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,484
but we're gonna
get who did this.
368
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,051
Promise.
369
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,271
Okay?
370
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,427
She has her earphones in.
371
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,950
She can't hear anything.
372
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,301
I could scream louder
than her workout songs.
373
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,259
I can get her down
here in two seconds!
374
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,782
Well, you're not gonna
like what happens to her
375
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,088
when you do that.
376
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,437
You need to tell us
where this alien is,
377
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,614
- you little shits.
- Why should we?
378
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,443
Because it's
here to kill us all.
379
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,452
If you think I am
afraid to kill everybody,
380
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,759
you are dumb!
381
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:06,003
I could press this
button at any time.
382
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,939
If you agree with me
383
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,984
and I am right
and you are wrong,
384
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:15,598
then just sit there dead
and don't say anything.
385
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,209
Okay, then.
386
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,689
We agree.
387
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:23,282
Goodbye, only human in the room.
388
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,797
That's impossible.
389
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:43,626
The energy doesn't
affect my people.
390
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,931
Was he right?
391
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,457
Am I no longer my people?
392
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,677
But that means if
I set off my device,
393
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,853
it will kill me, too.
394
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,383
Hey.
395
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:04,516
What are you doing out here?
396
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,996
Nothing.
397
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,825
Just making up nicknames
for everybody who walks by.
398
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:12,350
Want to have a
seat, Mr. Short Pants?
399
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:16,485
Cool, guess I'll be throwing
these out when I get home.
400
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,230
This is the same
bench that we sat on
401
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:26,843
that day we skipped Mrs.
Henderson's science class.
402
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,672
God, you're right.
403
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,220
That's a long time ago.
404
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,809
Are you okay?
405
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:42,511
Remember being
so happy that day.
406
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:45,862
That was right before
I left for Stratton.
407
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,517
I remember feeling like
408
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,519
my life was just starting.
409
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,482
Yeah, you've always
been happy like that.
410
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,223
It's what I love about you.
411
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:01,399
You know, it's what
everyone loves.
412
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,881
I'm not happy.
413
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,233
- You're not?
- Are you?
414
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,887
Well, no.
415
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,498
But I was never really
happy to begin with.
416
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,457
So...
417
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:20,505
Yeah, well, I had a
chance at being happy, but
418
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,899
it just went away, you know?
419
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:26,381
I hurt my leg, and that was it.
420
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,687
Hey...
421
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,559
You can be happy.
422
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,867
Look, I'm gonna play the
nickname game with you,
423
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:38,915
and your nickname is Miss...
424
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,786
You're Amazing.
425
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,266
All right.
426
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,747
Well, you're...
bad at that game.
427
00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:47,445
But it's true.
428
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,927
I mean, you've accomplished
so much in your life.
429
00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,494
Shut up.
430
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:55,018
I-I'm not amazing.
431
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:58,195
I-I feel like I've done
nothing with my life.
432
00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,762
I just
433
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:02,504
wanted to
434
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,201
I just wanted to matter
435
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:08,640
make a difference
to somebody, I...
436
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,337
Maybe it's all just bullshit.
437
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,470
No, you matter.
438
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,366
You're smart and funny.
439
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,955
I-I wish I was like you.
440
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:21,958
I'm terrified of pretty
much everything.
441
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:25,788
But sometimes I look at you, and
442
00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:28,312
you're so fearless.
443
00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:32,534
It makes me feel, I
don't know, less scared.
444
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:35,841
You know, you make me happy.
445
00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:38,061
Um.
446
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,410
- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
447
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,977
- I'm married, D'arcy.
- Sorry about that.
448
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,631
- Yeah.
- My God.
449
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:43,893
I'm so sorry,
450
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,416
- I thought that...
- No, it's okay.
451
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,810
- I got to go.
- Right, right.
452
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,899
Got togot to go.
453
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,446
Shit!
454
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,125
Please, Max, you
have to trust me.
455
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:01,650
He is going to kill everyone.
456
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:02,825
Tell us who he is.
457
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:04,740
He's not going to kill everyone.
458
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:07,873
His ship is a Quimbaya amulet.
459
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,919
Max, he's going
to kill everyone.
460
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,574
He won't. He'll listen to me!
461
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,187
Why are you in my house?
462
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:19,561
Sarah, what is going on?
463
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,019
"Hey, honey."
464
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:25,108
"Good evening, sweetheart."
465
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,066
"Yeah, day was good.
What's for dinner?
466
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,025
Divorce? Great."
467
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,076
Lock the door? That's weird.
468
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,556
Okay, take whatever you want.
469
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,123
- Please.
- Don't make me use this gun.
470
00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,747
- My God, my God.
- Don't hurt the kids.
471
00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:45,520
- Mike, I need your help.
- There's people in my house.
472
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,391
My family is in there.
They have a gun.
473
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,132
What? Okay, all right, look.
474
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,481
Do not move. Don't go inside.
475
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,048
We'll be there in
five minutes, all right?
476
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,484
No, no, no, we don't
have five minutes.
477
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:56,705
Look, do not go inside!
We're on the way.
478
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,010
Deputy!
479
00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,098
Shit!
480
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,449
Shit!
481
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,060
My God. My God.
482
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,191
Help.
483
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,628
Let me out of here!
484
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:09,718
If you touch my
kid, I will kill you!
485
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,894
Max, who is that?
486
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:14,897
Why is he wearing a white coat?
487
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:16,594
Okay, I'll tell you.
488
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:17,769
I swear to God!
489
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,905
Get away from my kid!
490
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,471
Okay, he told us who it is.
491
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:26,125
We got what we need. Let's go.
492
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,954
- Hold on, Max!
- Whoa, we're not doing that.
493
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,652
We're doing whatever
I say we're doing.
494
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:38,597
Get down.
495
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:32,670
You guys are like Daredevil
and the Black Widow.
496
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,982
Thank you for saving my life.
497
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,723
Time to go.
498
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,861
These things don't usually
have a happy ending.
499
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,341
It could've been a lot worse.
500
00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:53,517
Yeah, I don't recommend
citizens taking the law
501
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,519
into their own
hands, but that was...
502
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:58,653
That was some real hero
shit the two of you did in there.
503
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,872
Well, we're a pretty good team.
504
00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:03,701
Yes, we are.
505
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:10,752
You both have blood,
like, all over your shoes.
506
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,319
I'm never washing them.
507
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,147
Me neither.
508
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,286
No.
509
00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:29,684
That's a lot of tongue.
510
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,555
You trying to get all
the way in the back?
511
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:32,687
- Y'all nasty.
- Really?
512
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,166
Y'all got a room right upstairs.
513
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,647
Boy.
514
00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,178
How's that article coming?
515
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,397
Need another quote?
516
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:51,096
Asta's my mother.
517
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,359
Yeah. Sheriff Mike's my father.
518
00:28:57,953 --> 00:29:00,018
You...
519
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:03,108
Holy shit.
520
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,743
You're the baby.
521
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:07,722
I'm not surprised
she didn't tell you.
522
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,376
She's been keeping it a secret.
523
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,639
Yeah.
524
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,598
Yeah, she has.
525
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,339
I don't know what to do.
526
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,819
She's my mother,
527
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,908
and I don't even know
how to act in front of her.
528
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:22,475
Not to mention my father.
529
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,348
Right.
530
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,436
Jimmy.
531
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,872
It's so messed up.
532
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:30,266
What am I supposed to
say to someone like that?
533
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,311
I mean, I'm gonna see him.
534
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,836
And I can't talk to Asta.
I can't talk to my parents.
535
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,620
I probably shouldn't even
be talking to you right now,
536
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:39,754
but I feel like I
am losing my mind
537
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,843
and I need someone
in this town to talk to...
538
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,497
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey!
539
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,543
You can totally talk to me.
540
00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,371
I can't live here
like this, okay?
541
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,634
I can't do...
542
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:53,637
You are not running
away from this.
543
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:57,249
And you are not alone.
544
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:58,816
I can help you.
545
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,018
Hey.
546
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,911
Can you get free onion rings?
547
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,695
It's part of the plan.
548
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,702
Yeah, okay.
549
00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:23,798
You killed Harry Vanderspeigle.
550
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,887
No, I didn't.
551
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,846
Do not lie to me.
552
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,196
Okay, I killed him,
but he started it.
553
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:34,243
Do you have any
idea what you did?
554
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,941
You cannot just murder someone.
That is not how it works here.
555
00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:39,204
Humans kill people all the time.
556
00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:41,772
Someone killed Sam Hodges, so...
557
00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:44,731
Yeah, and you saw
what that did to me,
558
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:47,778
to all of us, and you
did the same thing.
559
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:48,910
No.
560
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,825
Goodbye. This is done.
561
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,436
- We are done.
- No, don't say that.
562
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:54,698
- Wait, wait.
- What?
563
00:30:54,722 --> 00:30:56,569
What?
564
00:30:56,593 --> 00:31:00,008
It'll be okay.
It's like the song.
565
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:03,838
"Ooh, child, things
are going to get easier."
566
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,970
"Ooh, child"... Stop.
567
00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:07,972
- Don't touch me!
- I'm sorry.
568
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:10,279
You just can't leave me.
569
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:13,151
Don't tell me what I
can and cannot do.
570
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,674
Wow, you are
really getting a hang
571
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:17,416
of this human-male bullshit.
572
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,375
Don't go. It hurts!
573
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,770
It's...
574
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:26,773
It's you.
575
00:31:26,797 --> 00:31:28,123
You're the reason
that I feel it...
576
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:30,865
The joy and the
fury all wrapped up.
577
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,998
You want fury?
578
00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,348
Go back to your planet, Harry.
579
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:38,133
Whoever you are,
580
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,744
whatever you are, I never
want to see you again.
581
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:41,919
But we are friends.
582
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,443
I am not friends with people
583
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,097
I mean... not people.
584
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,533
I don't know what you are.
585
00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:50,275
But I know what you're
not. You are not my friend.
586
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,196
I thought you were my friend.
587
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,218
I do not like this.
588
00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:26,311
I don't like this place anymore.
589
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:59,214
So, I
590
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,390
I guess you're my father.
591
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:04,654
Yeah.
592
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:08,310
If you ever touch Asta
again, I'll... kill you.
593
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,444
Feel better?
594
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:14,098
D'arcy, what are you...
595
00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,318
D'arcy, don't!
596
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:18,929
Son of a bi...
597
00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:20,191
D'arcy!
598
00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:23,325
No, no, no, no, no!
599
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:32,160
Look out! Out of the way!
600
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:40,124
Yeah. Yeah, I feel better.
601
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,648
Yeah, me too.
602
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,824
We we should go now.
603
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,018
Miss Twelvetrees?
604
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,107
Hey, it's Max Hawthorne.
605
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,369
I need your help.
606
00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:08,935
Harry's here to kill everyone,
607
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,242
and I think I know
where he's going.
608
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,649
Excuse me.
609
00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:28,825
Are you the town doctor?
610
00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:30,218
Yes, I am.
611
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,002
That is a nasty cut...
612
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,536
Town doctor.
613
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,842
That kid was right.
614
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,583
He is the prettiest
alien I've ever seen.
615
00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:50,107
Yeah. Just be
careful, all right?
616
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:51,282
We don't know what
this monster's capable of.
617
00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:52,544
Yeah.
618
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:13,304
- Move, move. Let's go.
- Whoa.
619
00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,439
What what the hell is this?
620
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:21,399
Come on.
621
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,619
- I knew you were real.
- Okay.
622
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,664
I-I got you your alien.
623
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:28,798
So now I'm officially
done with her.
624
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:31,192
- Aw.
- I'm sorry.
625
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,019
This woman is
626
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:34,804
an unhinged psychotic.
627
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:37,111
I agree completely.
628
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,547
Close it up!
629
00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:42,072
Wait, are you’re you
guys men in black?
630
00:35:42,096 --> 00:35:43,856
- Would you stop it.
- They're not called that.
631
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,380
You've watched too many movies.
632
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,164
And if I wanted them involved,
633
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:50,211
I would've told my superiors.
634
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:53,388
And then we wouldn't
have an alien, would we?
635
00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:54,824
Who's we?
636
00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:57,740
This is bigger than
anything you could imagine.
637
00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:01,396
Too bad you won't be here
to see how it all plays out.
638
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,659
Get rid of him.
639
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:05,878
I told you.
640
00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:08,707
- I have different orders.
- Okay, um...
641
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:16,411
Kill ya later.
642
00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:32,601
See, I don't get it.
643
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,472
I mean, first Sam,
then this roving couple
644
00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,953
going around terrorizing people.
645
00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:39,260
Don't get me wrong,
I like the mayhem.
646
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:41,784
I like it a lot.
647
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,829
I might like it a little too
much, if that's possible.
648
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:44,874
It is.
649
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:48,007
It's quite
frightening, actually.
650
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:51,881
Don't forget the foot
with the matching boot.
651
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:53,709
But
652
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,494
can it all really be
just a coincidence?
653
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:57,713
I don't believe in coincidence.
654
00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:59,976
Me neither.
655
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,631
So both the boot and the foot
656
00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,415
were found in the same area
657
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,156
right by
Dr. Vanderspeigle's place.
658
00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,463
Yeah, you mean the boot,
the foot, and the doorknob.
659
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:11,205
That thing definitely didn't
come from no houseboat,
660
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,858
that's for sure.
661
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:15,426
Looks like we might
have a new prime suspect.
662
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,906
Let's go visit Dr. Vanderspeigle
663
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:20,170
tomorrow morning, see if
he's got anything to add.
664
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,305
What is that?
665
00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:31,790
My...d.
666
00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:33,488
Is this a Nespresso?
667
00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:34,706
It's nothing, man.
668
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:35,838
I just picked that
up for the office.
669
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,405
- It was on sale.
- Yes, yes!
670
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,407
My God, my God!
671
00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:40,843
You got me a coffee pod machine!
672
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:41,931
What are you doing?
673
00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,019
I got that for the whole office.
674
00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:44,803
- What are you doing?
- Nope.
675
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,805
You got it for me,
676
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:50,026
and you agree with
my doorknob instincts.
677
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,028
You got decent doorknob
instincts, all right?
678
00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,421
But this whole thing
is for everybody.
679
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:54,552
- It ain't just for you.
- Nope.
680
00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:55,510
- What are you doing?
- Nope.
681
00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:57,207
You got it for me.
682
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,882
You in the vehicle!
683
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:22,038
Let me see your hands!
684
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,250
I have no choice now,
685
00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:43,209
since my device will destroy me.
686
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,560
I will fly away from
here and drop the device
687
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:49,564
onto this beautiful planet
to finish the job I started.
688
00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:21,117
Whoa.
689
00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:34,348
Go, go, go!
690
00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:43,661
Double up, double up!
691
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:44,836
Harry!
692
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,582
There's more!
693
00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:53,410
Freeze!
694
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,890
Hold it right there.
695
00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,008
No.
696
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,272
I forgot the pizzas.
697
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,516
Maybe I can go
back and get them.
698
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:13,865
I could take the ship
699
00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:17,782
and pick them up
on my way to space.
700
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:21,070
I can't because of
this stupid mission.
701
00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:25,858
I am so hungry.
702
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:29,620
They look like black ants.
703
00:40:36,695 --> 00:40:38,934
Where is your queen?
704
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,246
Come on.
705
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,519
Get down.
706
00:40:58,543 --> 00:40:59,868
Harry!
707
00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:36,078
Run, Max! Hide!
708
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,870
Harry
709
00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:48,003
I know why you're here.
710
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,831
Don't do it. Please don't do it.
711
00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:51,136
I must.
712
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,531
- It's why I came here.
- I don't care.
713
00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:56,185
You're not the same.
714
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,753
You've changed
since you came here,
715
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,276
since you killed that man.
716
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,931
I've seen it. I just saw it now.
717
00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:05,629
You could've left, but
you stayed to help us.
718
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,066
- You've changed.
- No.
719
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:11,330
My mission is to kill everyone.
720
00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:15,247
If you kill everyone,
721
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,771
you kill me.
722
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,562
You are right, I
have changed, but...
723
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,782
There's my friend.
724
00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:30,611
We are friends?
725
00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,656
Yes.
726
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,050
We are friends.
727
00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:41,056
So, that means you will
come with me to my planet
728
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,668
and we will kill everyone
on Earth together?
729
00:42:44,692 --> 00:42:46,844
What? No.
730
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:49,891
I-I'ml'm staying here.
731
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:58,377
Then I won't kill everyone.
732
00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,772
Okay, good.
733
00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:07,343
I will miss you, friend.
734
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:08,910
I'll miss you, too, friend.
735
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:13,262
I should dispose of my device.
736
00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:16,004
It will kill everyone on Earth
737
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:19,398
when it detonates in 80 seconds.
738
00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:20,486
My God.
739
00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:22,663
Yes. Go.
740
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,297
Go!
741
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,496
Real quick
742
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,803
I left some pizzas
743
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:35,893
in my freezer.
744
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:38,461
You can have them
if you want them.
745
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:39,897
Thank you.
746
00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:42,683
Go!
747
00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:16,760
Everyone has to die eventually.
748
00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:21,417
What matters are the choices
you make while you're alive.
749
00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:24,420
Killing may make humans
feel strong in the moment,
750
00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:26,683
but what I've
begun to realize is,
751
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:30,165
true strength comes
from choosing not to kill.
752
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:31,993
Maybe being truly human
753
00:44:32,017 --> 00:44:34,778
is about choosing
to love instead.
754
00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:40,218
But with that love
comes the pain
755
00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:42,090
that I feel inside me.
756
00:44:42,114 --> 00:44:44,222
I need to go home.
757
00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:46,094
Hopefully the further
I get from them,
758
00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,444
the less I will care.
759
00:44:48,468 --> 00:44:51,012
Finally, I will be
at peace again.
760
00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,930
Hi.
761
00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:58,933
You're taking me home, right?
762
00:44:58,957 --> 00:45:01,762
This is some bullshit!
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