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- Okay, so that's...

Here you go Mr. Feldman, you take those,

and those sores will clear right up.

- Thank you, Doctor.

- So, any plans for the rest of the day?

- Just going to buy a new stove at Bunnings.

- Oh, yeah?

Gas, electric?

Personally I'd stay away from gas.

Very expensive.

- Oh. Well-

- Whoa, what Doctor Huddleston means is

it's because she has a gas stove

and it's, the bills, more expensive.

Hi, I'm Doctor Marsh.

- Hello.

- Steph has a tendency to, let's say, put her foot in it.

That's why I have taken the liberty of, let's say,

installing a highly sophisticated radio system

in her office.

To demonstrate just how valued a client you are,

I'd like to offer you this keyboard.

Do you need a keyboard?

- He ended up giving away half my office.

He'd probably give away the shirt off his back

if he had the chance.

- Yes, Mr. Feldman, quite all right.

You have a lovely day now, all right?

Bye-bye.

[upbeat music]

[hammer tapping]

- Whatch'ya doing?

- Well, Gwen, Metro Sexual is a safe space

and I think it's important people know that.

[bell ringing]

- Making enough of a statement there, are you?

- Loud and proud, and the only size left in stock.

How go the signs?

- Well, it'd be a lot easier

if you didn't give away the [beep] printer.

- Is everything okay?

- Yeah, it's nothing.

Just found out my Nan died from emphysema.

- Ah, I'm so sorry.

Your Nan hey?

That's hot.

- Excuse me?

- That's hot, it's burning!

- Fire, fire!

Everybody stop, drop, and roll.

[Langdon coughing]

- Why isn't the smoke alarm going off?

- Um.

Mr Feldman, Mr. Feldman.

As a parting, parting gift, have a free smoke alarm.

It's very important to know

when there are fires about, as you know.

Oh...

Do you need pants?

N-new pants maybe?

It must be faulty.

Or given away.

- Oh, Langdon!

[Langdon screaming]

[Steph coughing]

[Steph coughing]

- 67,000 views.

- Out of context.

- This is bad.

- It's okay, it's just the internet overreacting.

- How can you be okay with this?

Everyone in the world thinks you're a homophobe.

[phone ringing] - But I'm not.

- Also, look how good my hair looks.

- Oh, hi Ms. Graft.

Yes, that was your employee

visibly attacking the LGBTI community.

I'll just check if she's in.

- Tell her we're fixing it.

- No, they're not in.

But they told me to tell you they're fixing it.

How? I'll just ask.

- I have an idea.

[drum beat]

- Shocking. - It was bad.

[general chatter]

[gavel tapping]

- Guten Abend.

[clicks remote]

- Tom Ballard.

[clicks remote]

Ian Thorpe.

[clicks remote]

Magda Szubanski.

All people I've been in car accidents with.

I was at fault! Ah... but more importantly

all incredible members of the LGBTI community.

I am so excited to welcome you all

to Metropolitan Sexual Health's First Annual Pride Night.

[audience clapping] - Yayyy.

- You said there'd be free condoms!

- Later!

Right now we are here to celebrate the LGBTI community

and to address a little video many of you might have seen.

- Langdon, what are you doing?

Let me handle this.

- You?

No offence Steph but this needs the Langdon touch.

I'll solve this.

The only way I know how.

Now, who would like a free keyboard?

Who would like this fantastic - I can't believe it.

- pair of pants? - This is his

solution to everything.

- The lady at the back.

Who's going to have it?

Going once, going twice, going three times.

[gavel bangs] Sold for zero dollars.

- So, in conclusion, Doctor Huddleston here

doesn't hate this community

any more than she hates, say, Jewish people.

[general chatter]

Any questions?

- When will I be seen?

I've been waiting for hours.

- Go home.

- This is the second fire you guys have had in two months.

Is the clinic up to code?

[laughing] - Is the clinic up to code...

Any real questions?

- I've got a question.

I think Steph's a disgrace.

- I'll take that as a comment.

- She once told me I had syphilis.

- You did have syphilis.

- She told me I had herpes.

- That was a joke.

- She told me to invest in an electric stove top

when a gas is clearly superior.

[crowd jeering]

- Induction is also a good option.

I, I, I think we're all getting a bit off track here.

I mean, Steph isn't a homophobe.

I mean, she's a lesbian for Pete's sake.

- Prove it!

- All right.

I'm going to get a member of the audience to mack on Steph.

Is that okay Stephy?

- No.

- Steph, come on.

- I don't need to prove that I'm gay.

I don't need to prove anything.

- Steph, ixnay on the no-prove-ay.

- Look, like most things on the internet,

that video was taken out of context.

I'm not homophobic.

And you know what, I don't care what you think.

I know what I am.

But I don't need to prove anything to you.

Or to you.

Or to you.

So, take it or leave it, whatever.

- Fair enough.

- Yeah, good on ya.

Yeah.

- Let's go then.

[shuffling and footsteps]

- That worked?

- You shouldn't worry so much about

what other people think of you.

People can make up their own minds.

They're not stupid.

- Well, in that case, you can't smoke at work

and I think you should take some time off.

Please don't hurt me.

[Steph sighs]

- Yeah, okay.

- Okay.

- I'll take tomorrow off.

- Okay.

Wait, tomorrow?

Who's, who's going to see your patients, Steph?

Stephy?

[drum beat]

- Oh, they're just here now.

I'll pass you over Ms. Graft.

- Oh, Ms. Graft, you must have heard

about tonight's success?

Well yes, there are still thousands of angry people online.

Well, there were some real movers and shakers there.

Well...

No, we didn't live stream the event.

Should we have?

Oh...

Okay, no, I understand.

Bye.

- Well?

- She met with the board today.

They're gonna close us down.

- What? - Oh.

- Excuse me.

May I be seen now?

- Oh, piss off Philip.

[upbeat music]

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Some of these factors include whether you use condoms,

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[upbeat music]