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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,976 [wind whistling] 2 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:05,022 [grunting] 3 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,318 [all grunting] 4 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,072 [miners shouting] 5 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,791 [miners bleating] 6 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,423 -[bleats] Hey. -[bleats] Hey. 7 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,510 -[bleats] Hey. -[bleats] Hey. 8 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,347 -[bleats] Hey. -[bleats] Hey. 9 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:43,687 [wind whistles] 10 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:48,192 [wind whistling] 11 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,862 [growls] 12 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,697 [gasps] 13 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,200 [screaming] 14 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,160 Hmm? 15 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,329 [growling] 16 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:04,625 That's right. It is I, Tai Lung. 17 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,918 It can't be. 18 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:06,877 [growls] 19 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,086 [miner] Tai Lung. 20 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,839 I have returned to take what is mine. 21 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,134 Which is everything that is yours. 22 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,762 [all screaming] 23 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:17,971 [all gasp] 24 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,184 [all gasping] 25 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:27,606 Let it be known from the highest mountain to the lowest valley that Tai Lung lives, 26 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,776 and no one will stand in his way. 27 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,780 Not even the great Dragon Warrior. 28 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,830 [children laughing] 29 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,749 Oh, where is Po? 30 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,502 He was supposed to be here hours ago. 31 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,505 Ping, will you please just relax? 32 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,465 I am relaxed! 33 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,176 Okay. I'm sure Po is fine. 34 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,762 But what if he's sick? What if he's hurt? 35 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,389 -What if he's hungry? -[whimpers] 36 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,140 Don't get your noodles in a twist. 37 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:06,687 If I know our son, he's probably just kicking back and catching some rays. 38 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,194 Kung fu! 39 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,489 Whoa! That's bad. 40 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,367 Whoa! Getting worse. 41 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:22,786 Whoa! 42 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,622 [grunting] Ah, come on! 43 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:29,835 [grunts] 44 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,712 [all gasp] 45 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,300 [all screaming] 46 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,221 [grunts] 47 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,808 [screaming] Ha-ha! 48 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,524 Okay, big guy. We're really gonna have to wrap this up. 49 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,622 Whee! 50 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,124 -Oink. -Oink. 51 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,209 -[cheering] -Again, again! 52 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,127 -That was fun. -Let's do that again. 53 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:16,964 [chuckles] And next time, keep your surf off their turf. 54 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,675 [pigs cheering] 55 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,973 I'm late. I'm late. Ooh, I'm late. 56 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,058 [villagers cheering] 57 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,393 -[villager] The Dragon Warrior is back! -It's the Dragon Warrior! 58 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,021 Was, is and always will be. 59 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,898 [fan 1] We love you, Dragon Warrior! 60 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,525 And I love you too, adoring fan. 61 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,109 -[fan 2] Sign my scroll. -[fan 3] Sign my hat. 62 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,277 -Sign my shirt. -[Po] Okay, okay. 63 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,695 I'll sign whatever you want. 64 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,572 Po! 65 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,699 Master Shifu! 66 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,326 Here, let me just-- 67 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,788 There, that's much… worse. 68 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:50,123 We have to talk. 69 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,001 Absolutely. Let's talk. Right after the ceremony. 70 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,087 -Let's go! -Ceremony? 71 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,380 What ceremony? 72 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,841 -[Po] The Staff of Wisdom. -[fans] Ooh. 73 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,635 -Given to me by Master Oogway himself. -[fans] Aah. 74 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,804 It is said that whoever possesses this staff 75 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,765 has the power to travel between the realms. 76 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,685 The power to unlock the door to the Spirit Realm. 77 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,104 And now, the power to open… 78 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:16,900 the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu. 79 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,652 [cheering] 80 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:23,031 Where the broth has kick and the bean curd's a knockout. 81 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,533 [cheering] 82 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,202 -[grunts] -[party whistle toots] 83 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,537 Dragon Warrior! 84 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,664 Will the Furious Five be here too? 85 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,040 Unfortunately, no. 86 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,710 They're off on super cool kung fu missions. 87 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,171 Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang. 88 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,381 Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque. 89 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,216 Crane was crowned king of the Crocodilians. 90 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,593 -[crocodilians] Crane! -[Po] Long story. 91 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,470 Viper's wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses. 92 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,430 Or is it mongeese? 93 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,723 And Mantis? 94 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,767 Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his head off. 95 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,396 Just 'cause they're not here in person 96 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,065 doesn't mean they're not here as life-sized cut-outs. 97 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:00,152 Now, who wants a picture? Okay, okay. One at a time. 98 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,945 -Oh! Me, me, me! Me! -You. 99 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,615 [piglet] My turn! My turn! 100 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,699 And then you. 101 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,493 [villagers gasp] 102 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,787 [groans] 103 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,540 He really captured your disapproving scowl. 104 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:14,750 We need to talk. 105 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,419 -Now. -[villagers gasp] 106 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,505 Hey, can I get one of those in a wallet size? 107 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:20,839 -[Shifu] Po! -Coming. 108 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:22,925 [Po panting] 109 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:26,303 Do you remember the first time you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace? 110 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:30,098 How could I forget? I thought I'd never make it to the top. 111 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,600 Yes, but you persevered. 112 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:35,854 And once again, destiny calls for you to take the next step on your journey. 113 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,773 The next step? What are you talking about? 114 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,150 I've already taken all the steps. Haven't I? 115 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,945 It is time for you to choose your successor. 116 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,363 Successor for what? 117 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,783 A successor to be the next Dragon Warrior. 118 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,743 Oh… [chuckles] Yeah, I get it. 119 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,162 Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior. 120 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,875 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. 121 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,628 You mean, I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore? 122 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,588 -Exactly. -Then what am I gonna be? 123 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,257 Once a successor is chosen, 124 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,385 you will advance to the highest level in all of kung fu. 125 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,471 Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace. 126 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,849 Whoa. 127 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,309 I don't know what that means. 128 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,728 It's just like Master Oogway before you. 129 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:21,358 You will oversee the Valley, passing along wisdom and inspiring hope. 130 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,610 Look, I appreciate the promotion. 131 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:27,239 I think I'm just gonna stick with the whole "Dragon Warrior" thing. 132 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,158 Dragon Warrior "thing"? What is it you're holding? 133 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,326 [muffled] A cookie. 134 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,619 Other hand. 135 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,329 The Staff of Wisdom. 136 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,331 It was given to you by Master Oogway. 137 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,667 Do you really think it was so you could open a restaurant? 138 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:39,918 Or pose for pictures? 139 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,670 He wasn't super specific. 140 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:45,966 Oogway entrusted you with that staff so you could follow in his footsteps 141 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,927 and become something better than you already are. 142 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,179 [Po] You take it. 143 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,806 No. Oogway did not give it to me. 144 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:56,268 Being the next Oogway is not my destiny, which I have accepted 145 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,561 and am at peace with. 146 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,605 -Really. It's fine. -You don't sound fine. 147 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,232 -You don't sound fine! I'm very fine! -Okay, you're fine. 148 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,400 This is an honor. 149 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,529 Oogway chose you as his successor, and now you must choose yours. 150 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:10,324 Master Shifu, I finally found something I'm good at, 151 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,117 and now you want to just take it away from me? 152 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,286 No one is taking anything away, Po. 153 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,830 Who you are will always be a part of what you become. 154 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,583 Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"? You know what I mean? 155 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,335 The "shasha-booie"? 156 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,836 I don't want to seem ungrateful, 157 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,506 but I don't know anything about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope. 158 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,549 All I know are two things. 159 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,886 Kicking butt and taking names. 160 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,972 And if I'm being completely honest, I'm not even that good at the name-taking. 161 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,140 Like, who was that fire-breathing crocodile? 162 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,643 I wanna say Steve… 163 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,977 You were chosen to bring peace to the Valley, 164 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:44,316 and there are other ways to bring peace than simply kicking butt. 165 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,485 Well, sure. But not any fun ones. 166 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,821 Please. Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know. 167 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,990 -It's who I am. -Not anymore. 168 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,159 The Valley of Peace needs a Spiritual Leader, 169 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,036 and Master Oogway chose you. 170 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,997 You'll start interviewing candidates first thing tomorrow morning. 171 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,500 Candidates? What candidates? 172 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:03,919 [villagers cheering] 173 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,720 Awesome! 174 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,145 No way! 175 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,817 Wow! 176 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,861 Skadoosh. 177 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,279 Fantastic pose. 178 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,490 [screaming] 179 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,664 [villagers applauding] 180 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,666 Whoo-hoo! Nice. 181 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:49,173 Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior. 182 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,052 [villagers chanting] Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 183 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:58,056 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 184 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,184 So many great candidates. 185 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,187 I'm gonna let the finger decide. 186 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,356 Wait. Whoa. Whoa. 187 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,233 What is happening? 188 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,570 The Dragon Warrior. It's me! 189 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,239 [groans] 190 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:15,991 [screams] 191 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,120 [Shifu] Like it or not, Po, you have to choose a successor. 192 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:24,082 [chewing] Eh. Nothing about them says "dragon" or "warrior." 193 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,792 You will know when you know. 194 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,587 How do I know when I know? You know? 195 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,630 [sighs] 196 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:33,050 When I'm conflicted, I come here to ask the universe for answers. 197 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,302 Just as Oogway did before me. 198 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,347 I'm not conflicted. I'm just not ready for a next step. 199 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,556 What is that you're holding? 200 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,016 The Staff of Wisdom? 201 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,100 [Shifu] Other hand. 202 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,685 A chewed-up peach pit? 203 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,145 Exactly. 204 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:49,525 Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree. 205 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,777 Uh, how is this gonna help me find the answers? 206 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,947 Don't ask me. Ask the universe. 207 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,616 Be the pit, Po. Be the pit. 208 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,954 [straining] There we go. 209 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,580 [grunts] All right, universe. 210 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,250 Give me some guidance. 211 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,461 [Po's inner voice] Inner peace. 212 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,713 Inner peace. 213 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,757 Inner peace. 214 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,592 Dinner, please. 215 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,636 Dinner with peas. 216 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,805 Snow peas? 217 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,057 In a sesame soy glaze. 218 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,183 [grunts] 219 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,476 Inner peace. 220 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,353 Inner peace. 221 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,689 [inhales deeply] 222 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,524 This is not working at all. 223 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,192 Maybe focus on your breathing? 224 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,945 I'm trying, but it's kinda hard when you keep talking to me. 225 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,781 Technically, you're talking to you, if you think about it. 226 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,534 Hey, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here. 227 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,870 Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice, then who are you? 228 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,913 Uh, I'm Po's inner, inner voice. 229 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,498 How many voices do I have in there? 230 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,667 -You do not want to know. -This dirt is itchy. 231 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,335 -I just love kung fu. -What am I gonna be? 232 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:53,172 -Are we alone in the universe? -You guys thought it was awesome, right? 233 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,841 -[voices overlapping] -[screaming] 234 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,259 Anyone want a cookie? 235 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,929 [wind whistling] 236 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,725 Universe? 237 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,270 Is that you? 238 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:12,983 [inhales] 239 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,067 [chokes] 240 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,361 [coughing] 241 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,123 Attention, mysterious figure! 242 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:32,419 The Dragon Warrior's here to perform justice. 243 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,255 [exclaims] 244 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,175 I know you're in here. 245 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,802 Just a matter of time before I find you. 246 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,430 Ooh. 247 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:46,266 [grunts] 248 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,231 [exclaims] 249 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,525 You can't hide from justice forever. 250 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,984 [gasps] 251 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,032 The Dagger of Deng Wa. 252 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,992 You've got excellent taste, I'll give you that. 253 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,328 But I can't give you that. Give it back. 254 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,080 If you insist. 255 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,218 -[exclaims] -Oh, no! 256 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,513 He's got a walking stick. What are you gonna do? Stroll me to death? 257 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,141 This stick is not for the strolling. It's the Staff of Wisdom. 258 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,811 The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad when he finds out you took his stick. 259 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,729 I am the Dragon Warrior. 260 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,192 I'm just gonna say it. Nothing about you says "dragon" or "warrior." 261 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,944 [grunts, screams] 262 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,371 [distorted] Whoa. 263 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:51,999 Hi-yah! 264 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,128 How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes? 265 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,671 Who's desecrating what now? 266 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,464 Master Ostrich's Egg! 267 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,176 Oops, my bad. Hi-yah! 268 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,553 The Indestructible Chain Hammer of Master Pangolin. 269 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,804 Whoopsies. 270 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,310 Ha-ha! [grunts] Oh! 271 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,771 [grunting, exclaiming] 272 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,065 [chuckles] 273 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,027 The Urn of Whispering Warriors! 274 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,571 Which I've already broken! Twice! 275 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,742 Why would you keep an urn of souls? Feels kinda creepy. 276 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,703 -[whispering warriors murmuring] -[exhales] 277 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,581 Are you doing okay there, big guy? You're looking a little tired. 278 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,458 -I've never felt more awake! -[grunts] 279 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,418 [grunting] 280 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,004 [Po] The War Hammer of Master Chipmunk? 281 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,048 -[hammer clinks] -[urn cracks] 282 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,591 [whispering warriors gasping] 283 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,926 You're gonna pay for that. 284 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:44,843 [gasps] 285 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,555 Hello? 286 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,228 -[Po gasps] -[fox grunts] 287 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,689 [whispering warriors groaning] 288 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,609 You faker. 289 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,694 It's not faking. It's called Method. 290 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,988 Catch ya later, panda. 291 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,823 No. 292 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,040 I think I'll catch you now. 293 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,043 [grunts] 294 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,336 [grunts] 295 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,754 [exclaims] 296 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:21,839 Whoa! 297 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,633 [grunting] 298 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,680 Whoa! 299 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,099 Whoa! 300 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,687 Told ya. 301 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,815 You got me, oh-great-and-powerful Dumpling Warrior. 302 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,775 That's Dragon Warrior-- [yelps] 303 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,319 Let go of me. 304 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,654 Just tell me one thing. 305 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,073 How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior? 306 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,367 That's a mystery for you to solve during your two-year stay 307 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,785 at the Valley of Peace prison. 308 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,746 Valley of Peace prison? [scoffs] Sounds like a day care. 309 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,498 It is a day care on the weekends. 310 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,709 But it's also a prison. 311 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,918 [villager] There he is! 312 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:00,961 Dragon Warrior! 313 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,963 -[ram foreman] Tai Lung is back. -Tai Lung has returned? 314 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:06,133 He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry. 315 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,719 -He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm. -Well, he's back. 316 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,597 He said that he's not gonna stop until the Valley of Peace falls 317 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,932 and the Dragon Warrior bows before him. 318 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,101 -He's back. -Please, you've got to do something. 319 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,147 Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a mystery to solve. 320 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,149 Well, you know what they say… 321 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:26,987 every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small. 322 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:51,178 [Po] Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small. 323 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,602 Very clever, fox. You know something. 324 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,771 Maybe I do, maybe I don't. 325 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,148 Okay, I do. I really, really do. 326 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:04,816 -Tell me. -And why should I? 327 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,026 I mean, what's in it for me? 328 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,111 The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing. 329 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,656 You're adorable. Has anyone ever told you that? 330 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,449 And I don't mean just in, like, the cuddly sense. 331 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,742 I don't have time for games. 332 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,911 Tai Lung is running loose in the Valley of Peace. 333 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:20,082 Maybe. Or maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Lung. 334 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,333 Wait. She? 335 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,626 Mine! 336 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,672 The Empress of Disguise, capable of taking any form, 337 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,964 mimicking any shape. 338 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,091 The master of deception. 339 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,468 The lizard of lies with the glowing teal eyes. 340 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,678 I'm talking 'bout… 341 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,430 The Chameleon. 342 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,515 [guards gasp] 343 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,685 This is kind of a private conversation. 344 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:40,894 [honking] 345 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,437 Who's The Chameleon? 346 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,815 Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress. 347 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,276 So she shape-shifted into Tai Lung. 348 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,945 But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace? 349 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,114 These are good questions. You should ask her. 350 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:56,034 You're right. How do I find this "The Chameleon"? 351 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,703 She isn't someone who can be found. 352 00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,497 At least not without someone in the know. 353 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,375 And how do I find someone "in the know"? 354 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,461 [sighs] Oh! It's me. It's obviously-- It's me. 355 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:07,754 I'm in the know. 356 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:10,299 Forget it. I'll find her on my own. 357 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:11,925 Good luck. 358 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:15,095 After all, how hard can it be to find someone who can look like anyone, 359 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,388 blend in anywhere? 360 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,352 Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon, 361 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,730 and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence. 362 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,023 Deal. 363 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,233 -[Shifu] Po! -[yelps] 364 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:29,526 What do you think you're doing? 365 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,988 [stammers] There's this shape-shifting sorceress on the loose and-- 366 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,073 That's a job for the Furious Five. 367 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:38,118 Well, they're not here, and someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace. 368 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,995 Look, I know that change is difficult 369 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,539 and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior, 370 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,000 but your job is finding a successor. 371 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,462 The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal. Mind your own business, squirrel. 372 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,172 Master Shifu is not a squirrel. 373 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,423 I'm a red panda. 374 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,551 You know what? I love that for you. 375 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,178 Po, this is your decision. 376 00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:00,641 But I think you know what choice Master Oogway would want you to make. 377 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,397 -Thanks for the free stay. -[Shifu] What are you doing? 378 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,815 -Little dank for a day care. -Wait! 379 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,359 -Not bad for a jail. -Where is she going? 380 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:11,443 You can't leave. 381 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,696 Don't worry, I'll have her back before you even know she was gone. 382 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,908 You are supposed to be passing along wisdom and inspiring hope! 383 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,661 Just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure. 384 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,038 I'll be back soon. Tell my dads I love 'em. 385 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,374 -I can't hear you anymore! Bye! -[honks] 386 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,501 [groans] 387 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:31,421 Yeah! It sure is good to be a free fox again. 388 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,090 That's a good back scratcher. 389 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,424 -Yoink! -Hey! 390 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,677 So, does this really unlock the door to the Spirit Realm? 391 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,303 It doesn't work like that. 392 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:41,098 It has to be given in order to gain its powers. 393 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,059 Gotcha. Given to gain. So, can I have it? 394 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,811 No! What do you take me for? 395 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:46,895 An easy mark. 396 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:47,980 What's an easy mark? 397 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,648 Someone who's easy to steal from, 398 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,859 usually because they're generous and too trusting. 399 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,027 -Like you. -Aw, thank you. 400 00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:00,742 I heard The Chameleon is a monster with an appetite of a thousand predators, 401 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,870 and her favorite food is panda. 402 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:06,665 They say this Chameleon character has magical powers. 403 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,419 If you say her name three times, she'll take you away in the night! 404 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,962 [bunnies crying] 405 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,883 The Chameleon can shape-shift to look like anyone, even you. 406 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,384 Or you. 407 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,973 Mr. Li! Mr. Li! Is it true? 408 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,767 [bunny] Po's going to take down an evil sorceress? 409 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,728 The-- The Chameleon? 410 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:31,064 [chuckles] Well, a Dragon Warrior's work is never done. 411 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,318 Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up with a convicted felon 412 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:38,197 to take down an evil sorceress wasn't such a great idea. 413 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:43,160 Relax. Po has faced demons, demigods, and everything else in between. 414 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,369 He's always come out on top. 415 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,580 You're right. You're right. 416 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,457 But what if you're wrong? 417 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,209 Calm down, Ping. 418 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,212 How bad can one evil sorceress be? 419 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,633 [bear crime boss] Who is she to summon us? 420 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,884 [crocodile crime boss] Classic power move. 421 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,262 We're the heads of Juniper City's most prominent crime families. 422 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,891 And she's just some bug-eyed, power-hungry reptilian runt. 423 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,601 You left out the evil sorceress part. 424 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,478 We used to run this city. 425 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,064 Now we pay her half the money we swindle. 426 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,650 It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore. 427 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,151 Yeah, but what could we do? 428 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,363 Together, we can take her down. 429 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,282 -[all gasp] -Are you nuts? She's a shape-shifter. 430 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:26,286 She could be at this very table, and we'd have no idea. 431 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,165 For all we know, you're The Chameleon. 432 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,084 Or you're The Chameleon. 433 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,836 -Or maybe… -Oh, no. 434 00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,212 -Maybe… -Don't say it. 435 00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:37,506 [as The Chameleon] …I'm The Chameleon. 436 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:38,715 I said don't say it. 437 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,141 We obviously spoke out of turn. 438 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:49,226 Sorry, Chameleon. 439 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,103 No, no. Don't apologize. 440 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:55,607 You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak, 441 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:59,361 so it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed. 442 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,030 Especially when the one doing the squeezing 443 00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:05,534 is just a "bug-eyed, power-hungry"… 444 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,119 What was the rest? 445 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,037 Reptilian runt. 446 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:13,208 Well, this "reptilian runt" wants more. 447 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,252 You already have the city. 448 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,212 What else could you possibly want? 449 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:21,300 I have something special in mind. I'm very close to achieving it. 450 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,094 As close as the blood moon. 451 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,762 But the blood moon is two nights away. 452 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,390 So little time, so many expenses. 453 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:33,812 Which is why I'll need to increase this month's tribute to 60%. 454 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:34,938 No. 455 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,320 What was that now? 456 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,406 I mean no disrespect. 457 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:47,701 Don't worry. 458 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:53,665 I forgive you for the impudence and the backstabbing. 459 00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:59,087 And the blatant disrespect you've shown me, I forgive. 460 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,965 But I never forget. 461 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:04,259 You might say I have the memory… 462 00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:05,469 Oh, don't say it. 463 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,596 …of an elephant. 464 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,100 [groans] 465 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,776 [trumpets] 466 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,362 [all gasp] 467 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:26,615 You think I've pushed you too far? 468 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:30,786 Then you, my friend, can't begin to fathom 469 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:34,623 just how far I can push. 470 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,001 [grunting, groaning] 471 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,419 [whimpering] 472 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,715 I'll expect your tributes by dawn. 473 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:49,680 Are we gonna stop for lunch soon? 474 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,765 Justice doesn't stop for lunch. 475 00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:54,643 But it does take the occasional time-out for snackage. 476 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,436 Wanna split my almond cookie? 477 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,023 You're just gonna give me half of your cookie out of the goodness of your heart? 478 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,401 -Mm-hmm. -What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle? 479 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,360 The "bam-what-le"? 480 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,404 You know, the fleece. The rook. The flimflam. 481 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,989 Do you want the cookie or not? 482 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,284 -[grunting] -[crunching] 483 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,452 I got my eye on you. 484 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,957 How much farther is it to this "The Chameleon"? 485 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,166 Just a little farther. 486 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,056 [both screaming] 487 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:36,602 Li! What are you doing out here in the middle of the night? 488 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:40,272 Well, I-- I-- I… didn't wanna miss the blood moon rising. 489 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,025 Oh, pooh. You are just as worried as I am. 490 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,443 All right, all right. 491 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,279 I know pandas come across as calm, gentle and chill, 492 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:49,615 but… [chuckles] …the truth is 493 00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,200 I'm kinda freaking out! 494 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:52,242 So am I. 495 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:56,538 Po is just too calm, gentle and chill to face a shape-shifting sorceress. 496 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:59,416 -What if he's captured? -What if he's tortured? [gasps] 497 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,335 [both] Our baby! 498 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:03,921 Okay, okay. 499 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,173 Maybe Po has finally met his match, 500 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:10,135 but there is still something that he has that The Chameleon does not. 501 00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:12,262 -What's that? -Us. 502 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:15,182 Now, let's go find our son. 503 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:16,391 I hope Po's okay. 504 00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:19,436 You know, Li, a wise goose once said, 505 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,481 "Worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster." 506 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,983 -[Li] Who was that idiot? -[Mr. Ping] Me, of course. 507 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,527 I was the wise goose. 508 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,278 [Li] Oh, yeah. 509 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,197 [Po] Whoa. 510 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,241 That's the biggest village I've ever seen. 511 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:34,034 [fox] That's no village. 512 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,994 That's Juniper City. 513 00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:37,829 That's where I'll find The Chameleon, huh? 514 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,373 Just a boat ride away. 515 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,959 And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door. 516 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,919 Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there? 517 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,797 For the right price, those cutthroats will take us anywhere we want to go. 518 00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:50,509 Of course, we could always opt for the four-finger discount. 519 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:51,802 No stealing. 520 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:54,304 "The Happy Bunny Tavern". 521 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:56,181 Well, that sounds inviting. 522 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:57,766 [screams, grunts] 523 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,105 Anybody lose a rabbit? 524 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,319 [grunts, groans] 525 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,612 Stir faster! 526 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,948 [whimpering] 527 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,118 Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern. 528 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:18,954 I'll find us a ride. Maybe you can get us some food. 529 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,914 And stay out of trouble. 530 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,543 Hey, what you guys playing? 531 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,295 Mah-jongg. 532 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:27,963 And the stakes are high. 533 00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:29,047 Can I play? 534 00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:32,467 Surely you'll go easy on a beginner, 'cause I'm very beginning. 535 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,136 [gamblers chuckle] 536 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,346 -Hey there. -What can I get you? 537 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:38,223 A boat ride to Juniper City. 538 00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:39,308 Ask this guy. 539 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,018 [exhales] 540 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,854 -Who's he? -He's the captain. 541 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,397 -[coin clinks] -Thanks. 542 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,482 [grunts] 543 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:48,525 [sighs] 544 00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:51,320 Oh, I win again. Beginner's luck, I guess. 545 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:53,197 Never played before, huh? 546 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,199 I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating? 547 00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:57,492 I would like to speak to the manager, please. 548 00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,494 I am the manager. 549 00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:04,208 I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City, but I won't carry anything illegal. 550 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,584 I don't want any trouble. 551 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,544 [chuckles] Trouble runs from me. 552 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,004 [squawks] Then it'll cost you double. 553 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,548 I'm confused. Should I have said that I like trouble? 554 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,383 In that case, it'll cost you triple. 555 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:16,053 Oh. Uh, maybe we can go back to the double price? 556 00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:20,474 You got a deal. 557 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,435 Great. Do I shake his hand or your hand? 558 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,854 Can I get anything else for you, ma'am? 559 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,314 Yes. Everything, again. 560 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:29,358 Except for the broth. It was very bland. 561 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,943 -Keep stirring! -[yelps] 562 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:35,113 Whoa! One of everything is my go-to order. 563 00:27:35,906 --> 00:27:37,157 But how did you pay for this? 564 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:39,117 Legally. Lawfully. Fair and square. 565 00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:40,577 -I'm proud of you. -[grunts] 566 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,082 -[gamblers gasp] -[boar snorts] 567 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:46,917 [gasps] 568 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,379 [boar grunting, snorting] 569 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,673 Oh, wow! Look at the time. 570 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:55,592 Remember we have to do that thing down by the place with that guy? 571 00:27:55,676 --> 00:28:00,097 Did you actually think you could grift a meal out of me? 572 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:03,141 [gulps] There's gotta be some sort of misunderstanding here. 573 00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,563 And apparently, I'm the one misunderstanding. 574 00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:10,691 Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours too. 575 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:12,693 I'm only hungry for… 576 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,152 -Dumplings? -…vengeance! 577 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:16,113 Well, then, come and get it. 578 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,115 No! No, no, no! Don't come and get it! 579 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:20,158 -Destroy them! -[tavern patrons growl] 580 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,334 [thudding] 581 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:32,838 [screams] 582 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:33,881 I got it! 583 00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:42,973 [creaks, thuds] 584 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:45,392 There you go. 585 00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:48,812 -All better. -[screams] 586 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:51,565 -Come on! Gotcha. -[broth sizzles, burbles] 587 00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,816 Keep stirring! 588 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,734 [whimpering] 589 00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,156 [screams] 590 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:02,701 Oh, yeah! 591 00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:09,208 [shouts, snorts] 592 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,711 [screams] 593 00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:14,463 [creaks] 594 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,971 I'll take that. 595 00:29:26,058 --> 00:29:27,351 Think this belongs to you. 596 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:31,355 [snarling] 597 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,069 [coins jingling] 598 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,823 No stealing! 599 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,451 [screams] 600 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,081 [groans] Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that. 601 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:51,375 It's never too late to do the right thing. 602 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,001 -[groans] -Get them! 603 00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:54,753 -[gasps] Watch out! -Whoa! 604 00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:03,971 -Skadoosh! -[roars] 605 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:05,681 [all exclaiming] 606 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:14,189 -[all groaning] -Whoa. Nice move. You gotta teach me that. 607 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:16,316 [boar] You die, panda! 608 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,319 [screaming] 609 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,491 -[coins jingle] -[grunts] 610 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:26,952 [Zhen screams] 611 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:30,789 Ah! Uh. 612 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,292 [Zhen] Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 613 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:35,252 [tavern patrons screaming] 614 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,379 Who designs a tavern on a cliff? 615 00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:40,090 I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings. [yelps] 616 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,133 [grunts] 617 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,676 -Huh? -[wood cracks] 618 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:43,927 Uh-oh. 619 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:45,179 [both scream] 620 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,599 [squawks] 621 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:49,892 Sail ho! 622 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:56,481 -[creaks] -[tavern patrons scream] 623 00:30:56,565 --> 00:30:59,401 [boar] Back up! Move, move, move! 624 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:01,904 [honks] 625 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,740 -Not that I'm worried, but… -[honks] 626 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:07,159 …what if The Chameleon knows we're coming? 627 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,369 Why, she could be anywhere, anyone. 628 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:12,247 Li, would you please show a little backbone? 629 00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:15,751 I'm sorry, but bravery was never really my specialty. 630 00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:20,547 [honks] You don't have to be brave. You just have to act brave. 631 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,716 Act brave? Got it. 632 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,385 -Ah! [screams] -Oh! 633 00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,803 Oh, Li! 634 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,181 -[yelping] -Hold on! 635 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:32,017 Hold me, Ping! It's all been for nothing! 636 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,519 Please, no. 637 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,938 -I'm too young! -[thuds] 638 00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:41,235 How was that for acting brave? 639 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:43,153 [sighs] Keep working on it. 640 00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,409 [Zhen sighs] Juniper City. 641 00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:51,328 It's going to be great to be back home again. 642 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,330 Does your family live there too? 643 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,666 They would. If I had a family. 644 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:58,836 It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city. 645 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:02,005 So I had to survive any way I could. 646 00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:03,048 Hey! 647 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:06,176 [Zhen] Grifting. Shilling. Gaffing. 648 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,804 Stop running! Stop running! 649 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:16,895 Whoa, you're an orphan? So am I. 650 00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:18,355 Well, I mean I was. 651 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:22,276 My goose dad adopted me, and then later, my panda dad found me. 652 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,988 Goose dads, panda dads. Guess it takes all kinds. 653 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,531 -Right, Mom? -[squawks] 654 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,409 Then, one day, a local took me in. 655 00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:33,871 Put a roof over my head, gave me clothes to wear, food to eat. 656 00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:36,248 After that, I was never alone again. 657 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,457 I guess we both got lucky. 658 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,500 I guess. 659 00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:40,878 Hey, tell me something. Back in the Valley of Geese… 660 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:41,920 Peace. 661 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:43,422 …what did that angry little squirrel mean… 662 00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:44,339 Red panda. 663 00:32:44,423 --> 00:32:46,383 …when he said you had to find your successor? 664 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,551 [sighs] 665 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,970 Now that I'm supposed to become Spiritual Leader, 666 00:32:50,053 --> 00:32:53,056 I have to find a worthy successor to take over as the Dragon Warrior. 667 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,225 Once you're on top, that's where you wanna stay, right? 668 00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:58,312 No, it's just that-- What do I know about being a Spiritual Leader? 669 00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,856 I can't even come up with one of those cool-sounding proverbs. 670 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,525 "Life's greatest enemy is"… 671 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,736 Uh, I don't know. Stairs? 672 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,446 Okay. 673 00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:09,823 Everyone knows life's greatest enemy is time. 674 00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:10,782 [squawks] 675 00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:13,869 I guess it's just easier to hold on to the life you know 676 00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,370 than move on to the one you don't. 677 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,164 Hey, that was pretty good. 678 00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:18,081 Yeah. 679 00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:21,919 Maybe she should be the Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Geese. 680 00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:23,837 [gulping] 681 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,881 Whoa, that guy. He drinks like a fish. 682 00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:27,424 Should he be driving? 683 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,577 We've come to pay tribute, as you requested. 684 00:33:55,661 --> 00:33:57,454 Looks a little light. 685 00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,331 Go back out and get me more! 686 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:00,249 More? 687 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,416 But-- But, Chameleon-- 688 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:05,045 Go! Before I toss you down another flight of stairs. 689 00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:06,463 [crime bosses murmuring] 690 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:11,176 At last, my destiny approaches. 691 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:20,393 I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to every city and town and village 692 00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:24,022 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond! 693 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:33,322 They will all know the name of The Chameleon! 694 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:34,658 [Zhen] Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 695 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,871 Ah! Zhen! I had a vision. I saw The Chameleon. 696 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:41,915 She's gonna take over cities and towns and the Valley of Peace. 697 00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:43,625 A vision? 698 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,168 While you were asleep? 699 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:46,587 I'm pretty sure that's just a dream. 700 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,380 Not a dream, a vision. 701 00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,465 Either I had a bad dumpling before I went to sleep, 702 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:52,301 or it's a Dragon Warrior thing. 703 00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:54,303 We got to get to The Chameleon and take her down. 704 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:56,263 Well, then you're in luck. 705 00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:58,432 Welcome to Juniper City. 706 00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:05,063 Whoa! 707 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:10,360 [Zhen] This is the place where you can be whatever you wanna be, 708 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:12,654 do whatever you wanna do, 709 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:15,949 and steal whatever you wanna steal. 710 00:35:16,033 --> 00:35:17,034 Uh, if that's your thing. 711 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:20,662 Land ho! 712 00:35:20,746 --> 00:35:21,914 [Po, Zhen grunt] 713 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,874 Whoa. That came out of nowhere. 714 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:28,212 [grunts] 715 00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:35,177 Ah! 716 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:37,554 -Whoa! -Move! 717 00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:39,306 -Look out! -Sorry! 718 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:40,390 Out of the way! 719 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:43,185 I've never seen so much traffic before. 720 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:45,270 [Zhen] You don't have rush hour in the Valley of Peace? 721 00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:47,564 No one's ever in that much of a rush. Oof. 722 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:50,609 Come on! 723 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,157 Well, sure is good to be home again. 724 00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:58,992 The sights. The sounds. 725 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:01,703 [sniffs] The smells. 726 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:05,916 [panting] 727 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:09,545 It's a wonton wonderland! [chuckles, whoops] 728 00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:12,714 Yeah! 729 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,009 [laughs] 730 00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:17,636 -[panting] -[Zhen] Po. Po! 731 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,137 Focus! 732 00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:21,223 This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen! 733 00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:24,601 I used to feel the same way until The Chameleon got her claws into it. 734 00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:26,937 -[pig whimpering] -[thugs chuckling] 735 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:29,231 -[growls] -[yelps] 736 00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,859 -[growls] -[bleats] 737 00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:33,151 [growling, chuckling] 738 00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:37,990 Tonight, we take down The Chameleon. 739 00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:39,116 Oh, yeah. 740 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:42,786 I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks as she dominates the city. 741 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:45,831 Is she lurking in that villainous tower dominating the city? 742 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,625 How'd you know? 743 00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,627 Eh, not my first time taking down a villain. 744 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:51,712 Let's keep moving. 745 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:53,130 -[citizen] Hey, Zhen! -Heya, Zhen. 746 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,298 Long time no see. 747 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:55,215 How you doing, Zhen? 748 00:36:55,299 --> 00:36:57,467 Wow, you're quite the local celeb. 749 00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:00,721 Yeah, well, let's just say a face like mine is hard to forget. 750 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,559 What? You're a wanted criminal? 751 00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:09,146 You sound surprised. Is this surprising? I don't think this is surprising. 752 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,148 You never mentioned you were wanted. 753 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,482 Don't worry. 754 00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:14,693 The law has better things to do than look for me. 755 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:17,321 -Hey, fox. -We've been looking for you. 756 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,447 Must be a slow workweek. 757 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,698 I'll handle this. 758 00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:22,868 Morning, officers. Dragon Warrior here. 759 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:26,330 The fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz. 760 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:27,956 -Dragon who? -Warrior what? 761 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,416 Dragon Warrior. 762 00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:31,710 Anyone? Nothing? 763 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:33,712 Perhaps you know me better as… 764 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,840 the Kung Fu Panda! 765 00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:39,885 -[metal clanging] -Wait, wait! 766 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,762 [chuckling] Can you believe that guy? 767 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:42,930 Aw, come on! 768 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:46,225 Okay, so we tried it your way. Now we try it mine. 769 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:52,648 -Wait, what's your way-- [screams, grunts] -[grunts] 770 00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:53,732 Sorry. 771 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:56,818 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 772 00:37:57,444 --> 00:38:00,030 You can't run away from the law. You're a wanted criminal! 773 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:02,741 Yeah? Well, it looks like I'm not the only one. 774 00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:05,035 Wow. City life really is fast-paced. 775 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:06,995 We gotta get out of here before they call for… 776 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:08,080 [rumbling] 777 00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:10,541 …backup. 778 00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:12,042 [bulls grunting, bleating] 779 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:16,713 That's a lot of bull. 780 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:18,257 -Run! -[gasps] 781 00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:21,677 [grunts] 782 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:23,720 [grunts] 783 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:26,849 -Let's go, let's go! -Oh! [whimpers] 784 00:38:26,932 --> 00:38:28,392 [blusters] 785 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,561 [grunting] 786 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,522 [both screaming] 787 00:38:35,899 --> 00:38:37,192 Ow! 788 00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:38,861 [pig squeals] 789 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,737 [pigs whimpering] 790 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,367 [Po shouts] 791 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,869 [all exclaiming] 792 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:48,287 [pedestrians yelp] 793 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:49,746 [screaming] 794 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:52,374 -[grunting] -[both gasp] 795 00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:54,418 -[grunting] -[snorts] 796 00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:58,338 [Po yelps] 797 00:38:58,964 --> 00:39:00,674 [groaning] 798 00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:01,717 [screams] 799 00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:05,804 Let's go. 800 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:09,516 Whoa! Whoa! 801 00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:12,060 [citizens exclaiming] 802 00:39:12,144 --> 00:39:13,729 I'm falling… 803 00:39:13,812 --> 00:39:15,564 very slowly. 804 00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,274 [yelps] 805 00:39:17,357 --> 00:39:19,651 Ow! [screaming] 806 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,656 [screaming continues] 807 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:29,786 [grunting, yelping] 808 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,331 [grunts] Sorry. 809 00:39:33,207 --> 00:39:34,166 [sobs] 810 00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:36,710 [bulls grunting] 811 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:44,426 [all panting, whimpering] 812 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,640 Whew. 813 00:39:57,105 --> 00:39:58,106 There they are! 814 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,194 We don't have time for a drum solo! 815 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,239 We're trapped. [grunts] 816 00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:08,825 [bulls grunt] 817 00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:12,162 [Po screams] 818 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:16,583 [speaking indistinctly] 819 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,669 It isn't much farther now. 820 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:21,338 You always say that, and it's always so much farther. 821 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:26,468 Whoa. What is this place? 822 00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:27,928 Home sweet home. 823 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:31,515 Some of the best crooks and criminals in all of Juniper City live here. 824 00:40:33,642 --> 00:40:37,062 Careful. These guys will steal your pants right off ya, and you'll never know it. 825 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,775 [Po] Uh-oh. 826 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:44,027 Now, you kids be careful with those fireworks. 827 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,446 [snarling] 828 00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:48,657 [Po screams] 829 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:49,741 Ooh! 830 00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:50,909 [bunnies snarling] 831 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:53,662 [Po exclaiming] 832 00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:56,164 Ow! 833 00:41:00,544 --> 00:41:03,463 Oh! [giggling] 834 00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,716 So you're friends with all these people? 835 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,009 They're practically family. 836 00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:08,343 Zhen! 837 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:10,387 [pipes rattling] 838 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,684 Oh! Is that really you? 839 00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:18,145 Han, my old mentor. 840 00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:21,106 I always knew someday you'll find your way home back to the den. 841 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:22,566 And when you did… 842 00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:27,196 …I'd be sure to give you a proper homecoming. 843 00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:28,530 Family, huh? 844 00:41:28,614 --> 00:41:29,865 More like distant cousins. 845 00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:31,783 All right. How should we do this? 846 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:34,953 Quick and painless? Or slow and painful? 847 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:38,373 Slow and painful. Slow and painful. 848 00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:41,126 All right, you little scamps. Slow and painful it is. 849 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,669 -Hooray! -Yay! 850 00:41:42,753 --> 00:41:44,254 You really don't wanna do this. 851 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,339 And why is that? 852 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,591 Because if you so much as lay one claw on me, 853 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,259 you're gonna have to answer to… 854 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:51,970 the Dragon Warrior. 855 00:41:52,054 --> 00:41:54,598 [whispering] Warrior, warrior, warrior, warrior, warrior. 856 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:56,892 Who? 857 00:41:56,975 --> 00:41:58,644 [crowd murmuring] 858 00:41:59,311 --> 00:42:02,606 Oh, man. Are my adventures really that regional? 859 00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:04,024 Introduce them, Po, 860 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:07,110 to your fists. 861 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,695 [crowd muttering] 862 00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:16,370 Remember, Po, there are other ways to bring peace than by kicking butt. 863 00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:18,372 Ah, come on. Really? Now? 864 00:42:18,455 --> 00:42:20,249 Yes, now. 865 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:23,585 Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions? 866 00:42:23,669 --> 00:42:24,962 We are in total agreement… 867 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:26,964 …with our mutual disappointment… 868 00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:28,131 [both] …in you. 869 00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:30,968 Wait. 870 00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:35,639 He who resorts to violence now… 871 00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:40,185 will only find more violence later. 872 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:41,144 [crowd] Huh? 873 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:46,692 So what you're saying is, if we don't hurt Zhen a little now… 874 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:48,652 We can hurt her a lot later. 875 00:42:48,735 --> 00:42:50,487 What? No, that's not what I said. 876 00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:54,533 Yes! And more violence later is better than less violence now. 877 00:42:54,616 --> 00:42:56,910 No, no. I think you're misunderstanding the fundamental point of-- 878 00:42:56,994 --> 00:42:58,328 -More violence! -Hooray! 879 00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:00,914 Violence makes my tummy tingle. 880 00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:03,041 You know, that panda makes a lot of good points. 881 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:06,670 -I like it. -[bunnies] Violence, violence, violence. 882 00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:07,880 No, no, no! Wait! 883 00:43:07,963 --> 00:43:08,964 Come back! 884 00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:10,924 I'll come up with better wisdom. 885 00:43:11,717 --> 00:43:13,886 You have got to workshop those proverbs. 886 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,931 -[Po] Uh, the Kung Fu Panda? -Nope. 887 00:43:18,015 --> 00:43:19,766 [Po] The son of Mr. Ping and Li? 888 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:21,685 Those are both very common names. 889 00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:23,478 -Mentored by Oogway? -Sorry. 890 00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:25,147 Trained by Master Shifu? 891 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:27,357 -Oh! Master Shifu? Yes. -Aha! 892 00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:29,818 Everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu. 893 00:43:29,902 --> 00:43:30,861 But not you. 894 00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:34,323 Did someone say "legendary"? Bring it in. 895 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,701 Look, Han. 896 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:40,704 I know we've had our differences, but I'm really in a jam here, 897 00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:42,414 and I was hoping you could help me out. 898 00:43:42,497 --> 00:43:44,249 -Thank you. -Don't drink that. 899 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:46,210 [sizzles] 900 00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:49,713 Oh! [giggling] 901 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:52,841 We just need someplace to lie low for a while until the heat cools off. 902 00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,384 And why should I help you? 903 00:43:54,468 --> 00:43:57,054 Because deep down beneath that iron-scaled exterior 904 00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,555 is a good-hearted soul 905 00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,474 who still thinks of me as one of the family? 906 00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:02,643 Fine. 907 00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:06,188 But if you're still here by nightfall, I'm calling the bulls myself. 908 00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:07,856 Sleep tight. 909 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:10,025 [Han chuckling] 910 00:44:12,277 --> 00:44:14,196 So tonight, we take down The Chameleon. 911 00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:15,781 After you get your pants back. 912 00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,367 Not cool! You guys-- 913 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,993 Come on! Give them back. 914 00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:21,411 Those are custom. 915 00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:23,539 [apes shrieking] 916 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:31,129 Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly. 917 00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:34,341 Oh! Oh, my tail. [grunts] 918 00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:37,511 I'm sure everything is fine. 919 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:38,971 This is a restaurant. 920 00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:41,974 These are my people. We speak the same language. 921 00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:43,225 You wait here. 922 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,104 Salutations! 923 00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:49,690 I'm so sorry to interrupt. [chuckles] 924 00:44:49,773 --> 00:44:51,149 I know you're having a good time, 925 00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:55,821 but I was wondering if a panda happened to be passing by these parts? 926 00:44:56,405 --> 00:44:57,865 There was a panda here. 927 00:44:58,532 --> 00:44:59,616 You know him? 928 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:02,411 Know him? Why, I'm his dad! 929 00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:04,413 [quacking] 930 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,707 No, no, no, no, no, no. Hmm? 931 00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:10,919 You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern. 932 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:14,214 [glass shatters] 933 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:18,218 My boy wouldn't have done this for no reason. 934 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:20,179 Is it possible your broth was bland? 935 00:45:20,262 --> 00:45:21,555 Try it. 936 00:45:22,055 --> 00:45:24,308 [exclaims] No, no! 937 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,310 The broth smells excellent. 938 00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:30,063 You should not add a single thing, especially not me! 939 00:45:30,147 --> 00:45:31,607 [Li] Hands off the goose. 940 00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:34,693 [tavern patrons gasping] 941 00:45:35,277 --> 00:45:36,612 The panda's back. 942 00:45:36,695 --> 00:45:38,071 -He's back? -He's back? 943 00:45:38,155 --> 00:45:39,156 No. 944 00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:42,910 But you're about to wish he was, 945 00:45:42,993 --> 00:45:45,370 'cause if you think he made a mess of this place, 946 00:45:45,454 --> 00:45:48,332 you have no idea what I'm capable of. 947 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,293 Everything he learned, he learned from me. 948 00:45:53,795 --> 00:45:55,506 Except one thing. 949 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:57,049 Mercy. 950 00:45:58,258 --> 00:46:01,762 I don't know where he got that, because I don't believe in it. 951 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:06,600 Now, this can go one of two ways. 952 00:46:06,683 --> 00:46:10,979 The easy way, in which you tell me where he is, 953 00:46:11,063 --> 00:46:12,064 or the hard way, 954 00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:14,816 in which you tell me where he is, 955 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,777 but it's hard to understand what you're saying 956 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,153 because you have no teeth. 957 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:23,659 [tavern patrons gasp] 958 00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:25,410 [gasps, whimpers] 959 00:46:25,494 --> 00:46:26,828 Mah-jongg. 960 00:46:26,912 --> 00:46:29,915 I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast! 961 00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:36,630 [groans] 962 00:46:36,713 --> 00:46:38,423 [tavern patrons growling] 963 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:42,761 [grunts, exclaims] 964 00:46:46,098 --> 00:46:47,724 [wood creaking] 965 00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:51,520 [quacks] 966 00:46:51,603 --> 00:46:53,188 [tavern patrons shouting] 967 00:46:55,566 --> 00:46:57,442 [gasping] 968 00:46:57,526 --> 00:46:58,652 Huh? 969 00:46:58,735 --> 00:47:01,029 [wood creaking] 970 00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:05,993 -[chuckles] -[tavern patrons clamoring] 971 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:09,496 [clamoring continues] 972 00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:11,748 Stay there! 973 00:47:11,832 --> 00:47:12,791 Where's our son? 974 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,668 He took a boat to Juniper City. 975 00:47:14,751 --> 00:47:15,836 Which way? 976 00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:19,089 You know, a wise goose once-- 977 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:20,382 Time to go. 978 00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:21,717 Uh, yeah. Right. 979 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,926 [sighs] 980 00:47:23,594 --> 00:47:24,928 [tavern patrons screaming] 981 00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:30,350 [tavern patrons coughing, groaning] 982 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:34,438 [groans] 983 00:47:35,063 --> 00:47:36,064 [cheering] 984 00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:42,237 [citizens chattering] 985 00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:50,913 [giggling] 986 00:47:52,331 --> 00:47:54,082 Okay, let's try this again. 987 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:58,837 Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish, and ska-blam! 988 00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:02,674 Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out? 989 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,510 Not gonna happen with a broom. 990 00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:05,677 Yeah? Still not bad though. 991 00:48:05,761 --> 00:48:11,016 Yeah. But stir later, roll higher, and the word is "skadoosh." 992 00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:12,476 "Skadoosh" isn't a word. 993 00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:14,645 -And "ska-blam" is? -[fireworks explode] 994 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,525 [ape yelps] 995 00:48:19,608 --> 00:48:20,609 [all] Ska-blam! 996 00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:25,572 [sighs] 997 00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:29,743 I gotta say, you're not like any of the other masters I've met. 998 00:48:29,826 --> 00:48:31,870 Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas. 999 00:48:31,954 --> 00:48:34,790 No, you're, like, a good guy. 1000 00:48:34,873 --> 00:48:37,209 Listen up. The coast is clear. 1001 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,670 Thieves, hit the streets. 1002 00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,004 And you two, 1003 00:48:41,088 --> 00:48:42,673 get out of my sight. 1004 00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:55,477 Huh? 1005 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,280 I know I promised that I'd lead you right to The Chameleon's front door, 1006 00:49:06,363 --> 00:49:09,032 but the back door seems a little more practical. 1007 00:49:09,116 --> 00:49:13,370 I gotta say, Zhen, you really are a fox of your word. 1008 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,497 A chewed-up peach pit? 1009 00:49:15,581 --> 00:49:18,458 One from Master Oogway's peach tree of heavenly wisdom. 1010 00:49:19,585 --> 00:49:21,837 Eh, it's a Valley of Peace thing. 1011 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,091 It's supposed to remind me that every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree. 1012 00:49:28,343 --> 00:49:30,095 Maybe it'll do the same for you. 1013 00:49:36,393 --> 00:49:37,686 Are you sure you wanna do this? 1014 00:49:37,769 --> 00:49:40,564 As a wise Spiritual Leader once said, 1015 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:45,611 how may one kick butt, if one doesn't seek a butt to kick? 1016 00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:49,865 You're a real piece of work, you know that? 1017 00:49:49,948 --> 00:49:51,116 Thank you. 1018 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,744 Wait, was that a compliment or an insult? 1019 00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:54,870 [Zhen] Yes. 1020 00:50:00,209 --> 00:50:02,336 -[citizens chattering] -[whimpering] 1021 00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:04,463 Whoa. 1022 00:50:05,297 --> 00:50:07,508 [yelping] 1023 00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:09,051 Have you seen our son? 1024 00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:11,470 [grunts] 1025 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:14,932 [yelps, breathes heavily] 1026 00:50:16,058 --> 00:50:17,184 -Sorry. -Sorry. 1027 00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:18,477 -Nope. -Nah. 1028 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,437 Tell us you've seen our son. 1029 00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:21,605 [squawks] 1030 00:50:23,065 --> 00:50:25,359 Wait, why are they leaving? You said yes. 1031 00:50:26,193 --> 00:50:28,987 Hey, look. Po was here. 1032 00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:31,448 Amazing, Li, but how can you tell? 1033 00:50:31,532 --> 00:50:34,493 Oh, we pandas have a gift for seeing what others cannot. 1034 00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:36,912 Come on. There may be more clues up ahead. 1035 00:50:44,253 --> 00:50:45,587 -[guards snoring] -[gasps] 1036 00:50:52,511 --> 00:50:54,638 [shushes] 1037 00:50:55,389 --> 00:50:56,765 [snoring continues] 1038 00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,685 [gasps] 1039 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,485 [clanging] 1040 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,323 [sighs] Why? 1041 00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:15,409 [grunts] 1042 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:28,338 [guard grunts, coughs] 1043 00:51:32,259 --> 00:51:33,260 [flatulence] 1044 00:51:34,136 --> 00:51:36,180 -[guards snarling] -[Po screams] 1045 00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:40,767 [gong crashes] 1046 00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:48,650 [both screaming] 1047 00:51:49,234 --> 00:51:51,195 [metal clanging] 1048 00:51:53,614 --> 00:51:54,990 [both screaming] 1049 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,287 [grunts] 1050 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,498 [grunting] 1051 00:52:06,335 --> 00:52:07,669 That was close. 1052 00:52:07,753 --> 00:52:09,046 -[Zhen] Look out! -[chains jingle] 1053 00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,297 Huh? 1054 00:52:12,341 --> 00:52:14,176 -Po! -Stand back. 1055 00:52:16,762 --> 00:52:18,305 -[footsteps approaching] -Whoa! 1056 00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:22,267 -They're coming! -Hurry! Help me lift the cage! 1057 00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:29,024 [Po strains, grunts] 1058 00:52:29,107 --> 00:52:30,108 It's no use. 1059 00:52:30,192 --> 00:52:33,028 -We gotta brace it with something. -Here, use my staff. 1060 00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:35,197 All right, stand back. Here I go. 1061 00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:38,367 Zhen? 1062 00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:42,162 Where are you taking my staff? 1063 00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:46,875 I think you mean my staff? 1064 00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:50,712 You gave it to Zhen, and now Zhen has given it to me. 1065 00:52:50,796 --> 00:52:53,924 "Given to gain," I believe, is how it works? 1066 00:52:54,007 --> 00:52:55,551 You were right, Zhen. 1067 00:52:55,634 --> 00:52:56,969 He was an easy mark. 1068 00:52:57,052 --> 00:52:58,345 Zhen… 1069 00:52:58,428 --> 00:53:01,515 First rule of the streets: Never trust anyone. 1070 00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:03,517 [chuckles] I taught her that. 1071 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,228 And you thought my apprentice was your friend? 1072 00:53:06,311 --> 00:53:07,479 Apprentice? 1073 00:53:07,563 --> 00:53:09,398 She's the one that took you in? 1074 00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:11,817 Best thing that ever happened to her. 1075 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:15,195 You should have seen the little guttersnipe before I found her. 1076 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,281 Mangy and half-starved, 1077 00:53:18,699 --> 00:53:21,785 hanging out with those rejects from the Den of Thieves. 1078 00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:23,871 [gasps] 1079 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:37,843 [grunting] 1080 00:53:43,265 --> 00:53:44,933 [The Chameleon] She had no fear. 1081 00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:47,728 Such potential. 1082 00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:56,028 So I took her in. 1083 00:53:57,613 --> 00:53:59,907 I made her what she is today. 1084 00:53:59,990 --> 00:54:01,491 Stand up straight. 1085 00:54:01,575 --> 00:54:02,659 Yes, master. 1086 00:54:02,743 --> 00:54:06,330 So you went through all of this just to get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom? 1087 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:07,414 Why? 1088 00:54:07,497 --> 00:54:13,295 I, too, came from humble beginnings and dreamed of becoming something more. 1089 00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:15,339 I wanted respect and power. 1090 00:54:15,422 --> 00:54:18,091 I wanted to be a master of kung fu. 1091 00:54:18,175 --> 00:54:19,176 Say what? 1092 00:54:19,259 --> 00:54:22,763 I was turned away from every training hall I went to. 1093 00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:26,850 They would say I was too small, too lowly, 1094 00:54:26,934 --> 00:54:30,062 and that kung fu was not my destiny. 1095 00:54:30,145 --> 00:54:33,315 And so, I chose a different path. 1096 00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:35,067 Sorcery. 1097 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,318 I grew. 1098 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:38,612 I excelled. 1099 00:54:38,695 --> 00:54:42,449 And I got everything I had ever dreamed of. 1100 00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:45,410 -Everything except kung fu. -[roars] 1101 00:54:45,494 --> 00:54:49,623 Just because I can look like Tai Lung doesn't mean I can fight like him. 1102 00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:54,878 You see, Po, kung fu may be performed by the body, 1103 00:54:54,962 --> 00:54:57,965 but its secrets are housed in the spirit. 1104 00:54:58,048 --> 00:55:00,592 And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm-- 1105 00:55:00,676 --> 00:55:02,803 You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu. 1106 00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:06,390 His and those of every master villain that came before me. 1107 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:11,311 And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again. 1108 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:13,355 You forgot about me. 1109 00:55:13,939 --> 00:55:15,065 [grunting] 1110 00:55:16,108 --> 00:55:18,151 [chuckles] Don't bother, Po. 1111 00:55:18,235 --> 00:55:23,323 Those bars are enchanted with some very old and very powerful magic. 1112 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:27,286 You'd need at least ten Dragon Warriors to get through them. 1113 00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:28,829 Then I won't go through them. 1114 00:55:28,912 --> 00:55:30,956 I'll go under them. 1115 00:55:35,043 --> 00:55:36,044 [grunts] 1116 00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:39,423 [guards grunt] 1117 00:55:40,757 --> 00:55:41,800 [spear scrapes] 1118 00:55:45,470 --> 00:55:47,890 Well, that's frustrating for all sorts of reasons. 1119 00:55:47,973 --> 00:55:49,600 [grunting] 1120 00:55:56,315 --> 00:55:57,649 Whoa! [grunts] 1121 00:56:01,069 --> 00:56:02,112 [pants] 1122 00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:09,119 [door creaks] 1123 00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:10,662 [shouting] 1124 00:56:11,455 --> 00:56:12,581 [grunts] 1125 00:56:16,668 --> 00:56:18,837 -[guards shouting] -[pants] 1126 00:56:20,339 --> 00:56:21,465 [grunting] 1127 00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:25,219 [both scream] 1128 00:56:25,302 --> 00:56:27,179 -Po! -Zhen? 1129 00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:29,306 My staff! Hand it over. 1130 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:32,309 I'm so sorry I lied to you. I was just doing what I was told. 1131 00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:34,645 Apologize later. Right now, I have to stop The Chameleon. 1132 00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:36,396 Po! [pants] 1133 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,731 Zhen? 1134 00:56:38,649 --> 00:56:39,900 [chuckles] 1135 00:56:39,983 --> 00:56:41,026 [panting] 1136 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:42,861 -[grunts] -[screams] 1137 00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:44,363 No! 1138 00:56:50,452 --> 00:56:52,204 Well done, Zhen. 1139 00:56:52,287 --> 00:56:54,414 You never said you were gonna hurt him. 1140 00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:56,625 What's the second rule of the streets? 1141 00:56:57,584 --> 00:56:59,211 Someone always gets hurt. 1142 00:56:59,294 --> 00:57:01,296 And make sure it's never you. 1143 00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:05,092 I just wish there had been another way. 1144 00:57:05,175 --> 00:57:06,802 Third rule of the streets? 1145 00:57:07,302 --> 00:57:08,554 Third rule? 1146 00:57:08,637 --> 00:57:11,181 Some would say it's the most important: 1147 00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:14,810 No one is interested in your feelings. 1148 00:57:16,562 --> 00:57:19,064 Chop-chop! We have a Spirit Realm to plunder. 1149 00:57:20,148 --> 00:57:21,984 And smile. 1150 00:57:22,067 --> 00:57:24,194 Nobody likes a grouch. 1151 00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:27,823 Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where you pick up such bad habits. 1152 00:57:32,494 --> 00:57:33,412 [breathing heavily] 1153 00:57:33,495 --> 00:57:34,496 -[branch creaks] -[groans] 1154 00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:36,540 [grunts] If I could-- 1155 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:38,625 [snarling] 1156 00:57:40,419 --> 00:57:41,378 Hey there. 1157 00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:43,714 [gasps] Whoa! 1158 00:57:45,299 --> 00:57:47,759 Get off me! Ow! Ow! 1159 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:49,761 [gasps, screams] 1160 00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:51,180 [Po whimpers] 1161 00:57:52,973 --> 00:57:54,349 -[gasps] -[Mr. Ping] Son! 1162 00:57:55,225 --> 00:57:56,560 [screams] 1163 00:57:57,311 --> 00:57:58,687 [grunting] 1164 00:57:59,438 --> 00:58:00,731 [screams] 1165 00:58:02,149 --> 00:58:04,568 -Now save me. [screams] -[grunts] 1166 00:58:05,903 --> 00:58:06,904 Hi, Son. 1167 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:08,155 [branch creaks] 1168 00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:09,573 [both scream] 1169 00:58:10,699 --> 00:58:13,327 It's okay. We've got you, Po. We've got you. 1170 00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:17,080 [Po] So you followed me. 1171 00:58:17,164 --> 00:58:18,457 -It was his idea. -[grunts] 1172 00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:20,417 Okay, okay. It was both our ideas. 1173 00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:22,586 We only follow because we love. 1174 00:58:22,669 --> 00:58:25,547 No, you followed because you didn't believe in me. 1175 00:58:26,757 --> 00:58:27,883 And because we love? 1176 00:58:29,051 --> 00:58:31,053 Well, you're right. 1177 00:58:31,678 --> 00:58:33,514 I screwed up big-time. 1178 00:58:34,389 --> 00:58:36,225 I trusted the wrong person. 1179 00:58:36,308 --> 00:58:38,810 I gave the Staff of Wisdom right to The Chameleon. 1180 00:58:40,479 --> 00:58:41,480 Oh… 1181 00:58:42,189 --> 00:58:46,818 Po, that was a very big-time screw-up. 1182 00:58:48,153 --> 00:58:49,154 [sighs] 1183 00:58:49,655 --> 00:58:53,200 If only I'd listened to Master Shifu and stayed in the Valley of Peace, 1184 00:58:53,283 --> 00:58:56,787 The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff, and none of this would be happening. 1185 00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:59,748 I was just so determined to keep things the way they were. 1186 00:58:59,831 --> 00:59:02,918 Everyone is afraid of change, Po. 1187 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:04,545 Even me. 1188 00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:07,422 There was a time not so long ago 1189 00:59:07,506 --> 00:59:12,344 when all I wanted to be was the greatest noodle chef in the valley. 1190 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:13,804 So what happened? 1191 00:59:14,388 --> 00:59:16,890 I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley. 1192 00:59:16,974 --> 00:59:18,016 It's true. 1193 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:20,060 But I also became a father. 1194 00:59:20,769 --> 00:59:23,897 And nothing… nothing's ever been the same since. 1195 00:59:25,023 --> 00:59:27,359 Change doesn't always have to be a bad thing. 1196 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:30,946 Why do you think I always change the menu at the restaurant? 1197 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:35,117 Because if things stayed the same forever, 1198 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,995 sooner or later, they would lose their flavor. 1199 00:59:39,621 --> 00:59:40,747 He's right, Po. 1200 00:59:40,831 --> 00:59:44,042 Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior. 1201 00:59:44,126 --> 00:59:45,961 -Strong. Brave. -[whip cracks] 1202 00:59:46,044 --> 00:59:47,379 -[shouts, grunts] -[groans] 1203 00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:49,214 -[Komodo dragon] Move it. -[whip lashes] 1204 00:59:49,298 --> 00:59:50,299 This way. 1205 00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:53,635 Get those cages up there. Come on. 1206 00:59:54,469 --> 00:59:56,555 Hmm. This looks bad. 1207 00:59:56,638 --> 00:59:57,681 Really bad. 1208 00:59:57,764 --> 00:59:58,765 [Komodo dragon] Move it. 1209 00:59:58,849 --> 01:00:00,684 -[whip cracks] -[Komodo dragon] Come on. 1210 01:00:05,981 --> 01:00:10,152 Don't tell me you were actually starting to become friends with that panda. 1211 01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:12,779 What? No. It's-It's just-- 1212 01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:16,533 When we want something, we must use whatever is at our disposal to get it. 1213 01:00:16,617 --> 01:00:19,786 That's all that panda was, something to use. 1214 01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:26,168 Is that why you took me in? So I could help you get what you wanted? 1215 01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:27,586 [chuckles] Zhen. 1216 01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:32,049 I took you in because you were clever and ruthless and unsentimental, 1217 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,133 like me. 1218 01:00:33,217 --> 01:00:35,511 And the day you stop being those things 1219 01:00:35,594 --> 01:00:39,890 is the day when, yes, you stop being useful to me. 1220 01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:43,477 So for both of our sakes, don't change. 1221 01:00:44,228 --> 01:00:46,021 [skylight unlocks] 1222 01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:55,614 Tonight, when the blood moon rises to its highest point in the night sky, 1223 01:00:55,697 --> 01:01:01,537 I will open the door to the Spirit Realm, and all of its secrets will be mine! 1224 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:02,955 [breathes heavily] 1225 01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:10,045 Does the blood moon always rise this slowly? 1226 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:12,130 [both chitter] 1227 01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:14,550 I seem to remember it rising faster. 1228 01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:17,553 No? 1229 01:01:17,636 --> 01:01:18,637 Just me? 1230 01:01:19,805 --> 01:01:20,806 Hmm. 1231 01:01:22,933 --> 01:01:24,101 Ugh. 1232 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:26,270 It's just for dramatic effect anyway. 1233 01:01:26,353 --> 01:01:29,231 [scoffs] I think I'm just gonna open the Spirit Realm now. 1234 01:01:41,201 --> 01:01:42,870 Bring me Tai Lung! 1235 01:01:46,123 --> 01:01:49,751 [growling] 1236 01:01:53,130 --> 01:01:54,131 [The Chameleon] Tai Lung. 1237 01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:56,216 Big fan. 1238 01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:59,094 Who are you, and what are you doing with that staff? 1239 01:01:59,178 --> 01:02:02,222 This was given to me by an old friend of yours. 1240 01:02:02,306 --> 01:02:03,724 The puffy panda? 1241 01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:05,184 [chuckles] Po might be an idiot, 1242 01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:09,146 but he'd never willingly hand over Oogway's staff to the likes of you. 1243 01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:11,523 Who said anything about willingly? 1244 01:02:11,607 --> 01:02:13,025 [rumbling] 1245 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:24,786 Hmm. Apparently I misjudged you, lizard. 1246 01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:27,289 Now, why have you brought me back? 1247 01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:29,458 I summoned you here so that you could teach me 1248 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,543 your most legendary kung fu moves. 1249 01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:34,671 I don't share my skills with anyone. 1250 01:02:34,755 --> 01:02:36,381 It wasn't a request. 1251 01:02:41,386 --> 01:02:42,721 [snarling] 1252 01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:44,932 -[grunting] -[guards groaning] 1253 01:02:47,059 --> 01:02:48,060 [roars] 1254 01:02:54,149 --> 01:02:55,692 [growls, grunts] 1255 01:02:57,528 --> 01:02:59,238 [panting, growls] 1256 01:02:59,321 --> 01:03:00,739 [snarls] 1257 01:03:00,822 --> 01:03:02,074 [grunts] 1258 01:03:18,507 --> 01:03:19,508 [growling] 1259 01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:29,434 Yes, I got it! 1260 01:03:29,518 --> 01:03:31,520 The Tai Lung nerve strike. 1261 01:03:31,603 --> 01:03:33,689 The power, the precision. 1262 01:03:33,772 --> 01:03:36,108 [scattered cheering] 1263 01:03:36,191 --> 01:03:37,359 [breathes heavily] 1264 01:03:37,442 --> 01:03:39,570 What have you done to me? 1265 01:03:39,653 --> 01:03:43,156 All of your kung fu is now mine. 1266 01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:48,537 And the best part is, I'm just getting warmed up. 1267 01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:50,914 Bring me General Kai. 1268 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:57,254 Bring me Master Osprey. 1269 01:03:59,298 --> 01:04:01,508 Master Bull. 1270 01:04:06,763 --> 01:04:08,182 [thunder rumbles] 1271 01:04:08,265 --> 01:04:09,266 [Mr. Ping] Po, wait! 1272 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:11,560 Please be reasonable. 1273 01:04:11,643 --> 01:04:13,770 I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back. 1274 01:04:13,854 --> 01:04:15,856 No staff is worth your life. 1275 01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:18,275 As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior, 1276 01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:20,903 I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me. 1277 01:04:31,496 --> 01:04:33,916 [panting, gasps] 1278 01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:38,795 Po! 1279 01:04:39,755 --> 01:04:40,881 You're alive! 1280 01:04:43,842 --> 01:04:46,011 Please. I made a mistake. 1281 01:04:46,094 --> 01:04:48,889 So did I. Trusting you. 1282 01:04:49,473 --> 01:04:50,432 I'm sorry. 1283 01:04:51,016 --> 01:04:52,851 Did your master tell you to say that too? 1284 01:04:52,935 --> 01:04:56,063 She's not my master. I'm leaving, for good. 1285 01:04:56,897 --> 01:04:58,190 It's the truth. 1286 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,275 I was wrong about everything. 1287 01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:03,987 -[straining] -What are you doing? 1288 01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:05,614 Stopping you. 1289 01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:07,491 Get out of my way, Zhen. 1290 01:05:07,574 --> 01:05:08,742 No. 1291 01:05:09,535 --> 01:05:10,452 Move. 1292 01:05:10,536 --> 01:05:12,204 You want me to move? 1293 01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:13,497 Move me. 1294 01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:16,083 First you betray me, and now you wanna fight me? 1295 01:05:17,209 --> 01:05:18,669 -[Zhen grunts] -Why are you doing this? 1296 01:05:18,752 --> 01:05:21,672 [breathes heavily] To stop you from getting killed. 1297 01:05:22,172 --> 01:05:23,173 [groans] 1298 01:05:23,674 --> 01:05:24,675 [Zhen grunting] 1299 01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:25,759 [exclaims] 1300 01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:31,056 [both grunting] 1301 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:36,103 [thunderclap] 1302 01:05:36,186 --> 01:05:37,563 [breathing heavily] 1303 01:05:38,146 --> 01:05:40,941 [both panting] 1304 01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:46,154 [thunder rumbling] 1305 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,869 What do you care if I get killed or not? 1306 01:06:07,718 --> 01:06:09,344 Please, Po. 1307 01:06:09,428 --> 01:06:11,555 Just let me do one thing right. 1308 01:06:16,727 --> 01:06:19,563 You're not the only one who's made some bad choices lately. 1309 01:06:21,565 --> 01:06:23,692 You're really gonna go through with this, aren't you? 1310 01:06:23,775 --> 01:06:24,818 'Fraid so. 1311 01:06:24,902 --> 01:06:27,738 And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it? 1312 01:06:27,821 --> 01:06:28,906 I'm afraid not. 1313 01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:30,908 You can't beat her, you know. 1314 01:06:30,991 --> 01:06:32,492 You're probably right. 1315 01:06:33,952 --> 01:06:35,370 But I have to try. 1316 01:06:36,997 --> 01:06:38,957 Get as far away from this place as you can. 1317 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:40,042 Po! 1318 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,252 [Mr. Ping] We should never have let him come here. 1319 01:06:42,336 --> 01:06:44,505 We are such terrible fathers. 1320 01:06:44,588 --> 01:06:46,423 At least you didn't lie and betray him. 1321 01:06:46,507 --> 01:06:48,842 Well, that's true. You're worse. 1322 01:06:48,926 --> 01:06:50,761 I am a terrible friend. 1323 01:06:50,844 --> 01:06:53,472 "Friend"? That feels a little generous, no? 1324 01:06:53,555 --> 01:06:55,682 Uh, l-let's just give up. Surrender. 1325 01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:57,351 We can't let him go in there alone. 1326 01:06:57,434 --> 01:06:58,936 What can we do? 1327 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:01,396 There are just three of us against an army. 1328 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,191 Then I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own. 1329 01:07:10,948 --> 01:07:11,949 [chatters] 1330 01:07:12,032 --> 01:07:13,283 -[growls] -[bunnies growl] 1331 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:14,868 -[den thieves clamoring] -[gibbering] 1332 01:07:17,204 --> 01:07:19,081 Hey! Listen up, everybody! 1333 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:22,876 [inhales deeply] 1334 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,504 Quack! 1335 01:07:25,587 --> 01:07:26,880 [clamoring stops] 1336 01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:29,132 Thank you. 1337 01:07:29,216 --> 01:07:31,218 The Dragon Warrior's in trouble. 1338 01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:34,221 -Who? -You know, Po. 1339 01:07:35,681 --> 01:07:36,849 The panda. 1340 01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:41,979 No, no. A different panda. 1341 01:07:42,062 --> 01:07:44,189 -I'm his father. -I'm also his father. 1342 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,108 Okay, that doesn't matter. 1343 01:07:46,191 --> 01:07:49,778 What matters is that my friend's in trouble and he needs my help. 1344 01:07:49,862 --> 01:07:51,738 So, I need yours. 1345 01:07:51,822 --> 01:07:53,574 Why should we help you? 1346 01:07:53,657 --> 01:07:54,908 Because-- 1347 01:07:54,992 --> 01:07:55,993 Because… 1348 01:07:56,869 --> 01:07:58,412 it's the right thing to do. 1349 01:08:01,123 --> 01:08:02,749 [laughing] 1350 01:08:02,833 --> 01:08:04,710 Stop it. Stop. 1351 01:08:04,793 --> 01:08:06,044 Stop laughing. 1352 01:08:07,337 --> 01:08:09,673 Look, I know you think it might be too late 1353 01:08:09,756 --> 01:08:14,428 for a bunch of cheats, thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways, 1354 01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:19,515 but a good friend once told me it's never too late to do the right thing. 1355 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:23,060 So what you're saying is, the more right we do now, 1356 01:08:23,145 --> 01:08:25,104 the more wrong we can do later. 1357 01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:26,314 -What? No. -[crowd murmurs] 1358 01:08:26,398 --> 01:08:28,859 And with The Chameleon out of the way… 1359 01:08:28,942 --> 01:08:31,069 We can finally do all the wrong we want. 1360 01:08:31,153 --> 01:08:33,113 I-I think you're missing the fundamental point. 1361 01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:35,741 -[all] Violence, violence, violence. -[sighs] 1362 01:08:35,823 --> 01:08:39,578 Are you guys ready to do the right thing for the wrong reasons? 1363 01:08:39,661 --> 01:08:40,703 [cheering] 1364 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:47,169 Now, you see, this mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made 1365 01:08:47,252 --> 01:08:48,962 was underestimating his opponent. 1366 01:08:49,046 --> 01:08:51,924 I never would have walked into such an obvious trap. 1367 01:08:52,006 --> 01:08:53,425 -[Po] Hey. -[gasps, grunts] 1368 01:08:56,011 --> 01:08:58,680 Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made was that-- 1369 01:08:58,764 --> 01:09:00,349 [annoyed Komodo] Shut up, Larry. 1370 01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:07,397 This place is crawling with more guards than I've ever seen. 1371 01:09:07,481 --> 01:09:09,483 I'm never gonna get to Po in time. 1372 01:09:09,566 --> 01:09:12,277 You just get to Po. We'll take care of the guards. 1373 01:09:12,361 --> 01:09:13,654 We will? [chuckles] 1374 01:09:13,737 --> 01:09:15,154 I-I mean, we will. 1375 01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:16,365 But how? 1376 01:09:16,865 --> 01:09:18,533 Just leave that to me. 1377 01:09:28,126 --> 01:09:29,127 [shrieks] 1378 01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:31,839 -[grunts] -[yells] 1379 01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:34,091 -[shouts] -[groans] 1380 01:09:34,174 --> 01:09:35,050 [grunts] 1381 01:09:35,759 --> 01:09:37,094 -[whimpers] -[grunts] 1382 01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:39,136 [roars] 1383 01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:40,346 [grunts] 1384 01:09:49,773 --> 01:09:51,233 [Po] General Kai? 1385 01:09:51,984 --> 01:09:53,234 Lord Shen? 1386 01:09:53,318 --> 01:09:57,197 Those are all my old nemesis-es. Nemes-ee. Nemes-i? 1387 01:09:57,281 --> 01:10:00,242 The Chameleon is pulling spirits from the Spirit Realm 1388 01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:02,286 and draining us of all our moves. 1389 01:10:02,369 --> 01:10:05,122 And she's using your staff to do it. 1390 01:10:05,205 --> 01:10:07,124 -I'm here to get it back. -[crocodile scoffs] 1391 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:08,625 I won't hold my breath. 1392 01:10:08,709 --> 01:10:10,169 Um, I'm sorry, do I know you? 1393 01:10:10,252 --> 01:10:11,962 Do you know me? It's Scott. 1394 01:10:13,755 --> 01:10:15,716 The fire-breathing crocodile? 1395 01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:18,802 [coughing] Oh, right! Scott! [coughs] 1396 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:21,096 Master Shifu and I were just talking about you. 1397 01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:22,556 [Tai Lung] Panda. 1398 01:10:23,182 --> 01:10:26,935 Oogway made a mistake choosing you as the Dragon Warrior. 1399 01:10:28,061 --> 01:10:32,191 I just didn't realize how big a mistake it was until now. 1400 01:10:32,274 --> 01:10:34,735 Whoa. Tai Lung? 1401 01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:38,280 I'm gonna get that staff back, restore your kung fu, 1402 01:10:38,363 --> 01:10:40,741 and return you all back to the Spirit Realm. 1403 01:10:40,824 --> 01:10:42,075 You'll see. 1404 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:43,410 All I see 1405 01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:46,163 is a broken promise. 1406 01:10:51,293 --> 01:10:55,797 All right, you bunch of cantankerous Komodos. 1407 01:10:55,881 --> 01:10:59,092 Now, this can go one of two ways. 1408 01:10:59,176 --> 01:11:02,888 The easy way, in which you surrender willingly, 1409 01:11:02,971 --> 01:11:07,017 or the hard way, where you surrender woundedly. 1410 01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:09,811 The choice is yours. 1411 01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:16,068 -[guards growling] -I was kidding! I was kidding! 1412 01:11:16,568 --> 01:11:17,986 [screaming] 1413 01:11:24,993 --> 01:11:25,994 Aw. 1414 01:11:26,578 --> 01:11:28,205 -[bunnies growling] -[screams] 1415 01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:29,748 -[screams] -Ow! Ow! 1416 01:11:29,831 --> 01:11:31,250 -[bunny squealing] -[guards screaming] 1417 01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:33,085 Thanks, Ping. 1418 01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:34,920 [guard screaming] 1419 01:11:37,422 --> 01:11:38,549 Run away! 1420 01:11:38,632 --> 01:11:40,008 [den thieves grunting] 1421 01:11:42,803 --> 01:11:45,639 -[den thieves grunting] -[Han] Cannonball! 1422 01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:50,477 -[Han laughing, grunting] -[guards grunting] 1423 01:11:51,395 --> 01:11:53,272 -[apes screeching] -[boar grunts] 1424 01:11:54,106 --> 01:11:55,315 -[slurps] -Oh, is it too spicy? 1425 01:11:55,399 --> 01:11:58,068 Mmm. No. It's got the perfect kick. 1426 01:11:58,151 --> 01:12:01,321 Ginseng. That's the secret to my mulberry punch. 1427 01:12:01,405 --> 01:12:02,406 [grunts] 1428 01:12:02,489 --> 01:12:04,366 -[bunnies squealing] -[guards shouting, grunting] 1429 01:12:06,201 --> 01:12:07,160 -[bunny growling] -[guard screams] 1430 01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:11,540 That panda was right. More violence later is better! 1431 01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:13,500 -[bunnies] Yay! -[groans] 1432 01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:22,050 I believe you have something that belongs to me. 1433 01:12:25,429 --> 01:12:27,598 Can't you even die right? 1434 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:29,558 Can't you even kill wrong? 1435 01:12:29,641 --> 01:12:31,894 No. [chuckles] Wordplay didn't come together. 1436 01:12:31,977 --> 01:12:33,228 Now, about that staff… 1437 01:12:35,606 --> 01:12:36,607 [The Chameleon] Take it. 1438 01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:39,276 I already have everything I need from it anyway. 1439 01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:42,070 I think this was destiny. 1440 01:12:42,154 --> 01:12:46,575 A final face-off between formidable adversaries, 1441 01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:49,411 alike in so many ways. 1442 01:12:49,494 --> 01:12:51,038 If only I had a dumpling for every time 1443 01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:52,956 a villain told me how much we had in common. 1444 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,041 It's true. 1445 01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:56,376 We've both risen to the highest of heights. 1446 01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:59,505 It's a shame only one of us can come out on top. 1447 01:12:59,588 --> 01:13:02,132 It is a shame, for you. 1448 01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:07,095 My combined powers of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable. 1449 01:13:07,179 --> 01:13:11,558 And once I dispense with you, I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to-- 1450 01:13:11,642 --> 01:13:13,352 Every other city and town and village 1451 01:13:13,435 --> 01:13:15,103 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond. 1452 01:13:15,187 --> 01:13:16,313 Yeah, I know. 1453 01:13:16,396 --> 01:13:18,398 But how did you know? 1454 01:13:18,482 --> 01:13:22,361 I saw it in a vision because I'm the Dragon Warrior… 1455 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:25,864 for now at least. 1456 01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:29,451 But I've realized that it's probably time I made a change. 1457 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,954 And so should you. 1458 01:13:32,037 --> 01:13:34,831 I'm The Chameleon. I do nothing but change. 1459 01:13:34,915 --> 01:13:36,667 Only on the outside. 1460 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:39,419 Real change happens from within. 1461 01:13:39,503 --> 01:13:41,880 And if we're really as alike as you say, 1462 01:13:41,964 --> 01:13:43,924 then maybe we could both let go of who we were 1463 01:13:44,007 --> 01:13:46,343 and become something better than we already are. 1464 01:13:47,135 --> 01:13:49,638 -What do you say? -I say… 1465 01:13:49,721 --> 01:13:50,848 [squawks] 1466 01:13:52,224 --> 01:13:53,725 Well, I saw that coming. 1467 01:13:56,019 --> 01:13:57,729 We're very proud of you. 1468 01:13:57,813 --> 01:13:58,939 You tried it our way. 1469 01:13:59,022 --> 01:14:01,066 Now try it yours. 1470 01:14:01,149 --> 01:14:03,318 [both] Kick her butt. 1471 01:14:03,402 --> 01:14:05,237 I'm way ahead of you. 1472 01:14:06,154 --> 01:14:07,364 [Po grunting] 1473 01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:09,491 [The Chameleon growling] 1474 01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:15,455 Master Elephant's Trunk Twist. 1475 01:14:18,834 --> 01:14:20,752 Master Boar's Tusks of Terror. 1476 01:14:21,837 --> 01:14:23,839 Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury. 1477 01:14:24,339 --> 01:14:25,549 [screams] 1478 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:28,218 [moos] 1479 01:14:28,886 --> 01:14:30,846 Master Bull's Horns of Doom. 1480 01:14:33,265 --> 01:14:34,474 What? 1481 01:14:34,558 --> 01:14:35,809 [as Tai Lung] Recognize this move? 1482 01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:37,519 [screams] 1483 01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:38,437 [grunts] 1484 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,148 Is that how I sound? I don't sound like that, do I? 1485 01:14:41,231 --> 01:14:44,401 [Po] You didn't earn those skills. You just stole them! 1486 01:14:45,485 --> 01:14:47,070 Give him a left, a right, uppercut. 1487 01:14:47,154 --> 01:14:50,657 -Which one are you rooting for? -I'm not sure. This is all very confusing. 1488 01:14:50,741 --> 01:14:53,410 I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced, 1489 01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:56,830 because I am every opponent you've ever faced. 1490 01:14:56,914 --> 01:14:57,748 Po! 1491 01:14:58,498 --> 01:15:00,042 [screams] 1492 01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:02,127 [growls] 1493 01:15:03,504 --> 01:15:04,546 [chuckles] 1494 01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:06,006 [clangs] 1495 01:15:06,965 --> 01:15:08,467 [growls] 1496 01:15:08,550 --> 01:15:09,551 [grunts] 1497 01:15:10,385 --> 01:15:13,180 Whoa. I gotta workshop those heroic entrances. 1498 01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:15,474 Nah, it was just right. [grunts] 1499 01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:16,558 [yelps] 1500 01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:20,646 I knew I should have left you to rot in the gutter where you belong. 1501 01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:23,273 Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb. 1502 01:15:23,357 --> 01:15:25,692 -[grunts, exhales sharply] -[trumpets] 1503 01:15:31,365 --> 01:15:33,283 -[both exclaim] -Two against one? 1504 01:15:33,367 --> 01:15:35,494 Well, now, that doesn't seem fair. 1505 01:15:35,577 --> 01:15:37,663 I'll have to even the odds. 1506 01:15:38,872 --> 01:15:40,541 Master Cobra. 1507 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:43,293 Master Osprey. 1508 01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:45,337 Master Scorpion. 1509 01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:47,381 Master Wolf. 1510 01:15:47,464 --> 01:15:49,842 General Kai. 1511 01:15:49,925 --> 01:15:51,134 Lord Shen. 1512 01:15:52,469 --> 01:15:55,347 [growls] 1513 01:15:55,430 --> 01:15:58,392 That is awesome! 1514 01:15:59,518 --> 01:16:01,520 I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome. 1515 01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:03,897 [roars, growls] 1516 01:16:05,315 --> 01:16:06,400 [Po, Zhen grunting] 1517 01:16:07,442 --> 01:16:08,443 [roars] 1518 01:16:09,528 --> 01:16:10,612 [screams] 1519 01:16:12,781 --> 01:16:14,074 [screams] 1520 01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:17,244 [roars] 1521 01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:19,746 Whoa! 1522 01:16:20,664 --> 01:16:22,165 Zhen! 1523 01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:30,716 [screams] 1524 01:16:34,553 --> 01:16:36,597 No! 1525 01:16:38,182 --> 01:16:39,433 [roars] 1526 01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:44,271 Whoa, whoa! 1527 01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:49,109 [roars] 1528 01:16:49,193 --> 01:16:50,986 [screams] 1529 01:16:51,904 --> 01:16:53,947 [grunts] 1530 01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:58,076 Po! 1531 01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:02,581 [chuckles] 1532 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:06,585 [as Po] I thought we were friends. 1533 01:17:06,877 --> 01:17:07,753 [gasps] 1534 01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:09,546 Stand back. 1535 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:11,882 I'm gonna kick my butt. 1536 01:17:19,515 --> 01:17:20,516 [grunts] 1537 01:17:26,063 --> 01:17:27,689 [grunting] 1538 01:17:33,070 --> 01:17:34,905 [grunting] 1539 01:17:39,368 --> 01:17:40,869 [exclaiming] 1540 01:17:50,254 --> 01:17:51,547 [yelps] 1541 01:17:52,464 --> 01:17:53,924 [grunting] 1542 01:17:55,551 --> 01:17:56,927 [screaming] 1543 01:18:00,430 --> 01:18:02,224 [grunting] 1544 01:18:16,446 --> 01:18:18,448 [screams, blows] 1545 01:18:29,710 --> 01:18:30,752 [grunts] 1546 01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:33,714 [shouting] 1547 01:18:34,631 --> 01:18:35,924 Come on, Po, get out of there. 1548 01:18:36,008 --> 01:18:38,385 -You have to do this. -I can't beat The Chameleon. 1549 01:18:38,468 --> 01:18:40,012 A wise, old tortoise once told me 1550 01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:42,264 that you never know what you can do until you do it. 1551 01:18:42,347 --> 01:18:44,433 The fate of the world hangs in the balance, 1552 01:18:44,516 --> 01:18:47,019 and you're here giving me life advice from a tortoise? 1553 01:18:47,102 --> 01:18:48,604 Be the pit, Zhen. 1554 01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:50,939 Be the pit. 1555 01:19:00,699 --> 01:19:02,367 And what do you think you're doing? 1556 01:19:02,451 --> 01:19:04,119 Finishing what Po started. 1557 01:19:04,203 --> 01:19:06,997 Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you? 1558 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,248 [grunts] 1559 01:19:08,999 --> 01:19:10,417 Don't slouch. 1560 01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:13,670 [all gasp] 1561 01:19:15,714 --> 01:19:16,924 [grunting] 1562 01:19:20,427 --> 01:19:22,721 You ungrateful little urchin. 1563 01:19:22,804 --> 01:19:26,892 After all I've done for you, you betrayed me for the panda? 1564 01:19:27,893 --> 01:19:31,647 [breathing heavily] First rule of the streets: Never trust anyone. 1565 01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:35,067 Ha! You can't defeat me. I know all your moves. 1566 01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:36,652 Not this one. 1567 01:19:36,735 --> 01:19:40,280 Roll, stir, serve, 1568 01:19:40,364 --> 01:19:42,407 and ska-blam! 1569 01:19:42,491 --> 01:19:44,952 -[roars] -[gasps, screams] 1570 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,998 -[cheering] -[chuckles] Yes! 1571 01:19:50,082 --> 01:19:53,293 Second rule: Someone always gets hurt. 1572 01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:55,546 Now, that's a cool move. 1573 01:19:55,629 --> 01:19:58,382 Po! You could have gotten out of that cage anytime you wanted? 1574 01:19:58,465 --> 01:19:59,550 You faker. 1575 01:19:59,633 --> 01:20:01,635 It's not faking. It's Method. 1576 01:20:01,718 --> 01:20:04,847 Besides, how's a peach pit ever supposed to become a tree 1577 01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:07,641 if you never give it the chance to grow? 1578 01:20:09,893 --> 01:20:12,729 And, hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher. 1579 01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:15,732 But for the last time, the word is… 1580 01:20:15,816 --> 01:20:17,234 [growling] 1581 01:20:22,865 --> 01:20:23,991 …"skadoosh." 1582 01:20:40,174 --> 01:20:41,258 [growls] 1583 01:20:46,638 --> 01:20:47,681 [growls] 1584 01:20:49,766 --> 01:20:52,477 Maybe Oogway was right about you. 1585 01:20:55,230 --> 01:20:57,566 You aren't completely useless after all. 1586 01:20:58,442 --> 01:20:59,985 Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. 1587 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,412 [onlookers cheering] 1588 01:21:10,495 --> 01:21:12,873 [chuckles] That's my son. 1589 01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:14,041 Our son. 1590 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:19,254 I think it's time you send us home, panda. 1591 01:21:53,664 --> 01:21:56,041 Zhen, do something! 1592 01:21:56,124 --> 01:21:59,837 Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings. 1593 01:22:04,925 --> 01:22:08,929 See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior. 1594 01:22:09,012 --> 01:22:10,722 [The Chameleon screams] 1595 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:33,579 We packed some food for your time in jail. 1596 01:22:33,662 --> 01:22:36,373 Let's hope it's not your final meal. 1597 01:22:36,456 --> 01:22:37,916 Thanks, guys. 1598 01:22:38,792 --> 01:22:43,505 I was thinking, after I serve my time and I'm a free fox again, 1599 01:22:43,589 --> 01:22:46,341 maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places that are all the rage. 1600 01:22:46,425 --> 01:22:51,180 I think you're better suited for a job with a little more room for growth. 1601 01:22:55,017 --> 01:22:56,018 Jade Palace? 1602 01:22:57,853 --> 01:22:59,605 [spits] Her? 1603 01:22:59,688 --> 01:23:03,483 Out of all the candidates you choose to train as your worthy successor, 1604 01:23:03,567 --> 01:23:05,194 you chose the fox? 1605 01:23:05,277 --> 01:23:07,279 You know when you know, you know? 1606 01:23:07,362 --> 01:23:09,907 Fine, choose who you want. A thief, a stick, a carrot. 1607 01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:11,700 I don't even know why I bother. 1608 01:23:11,783 --> 01:23:14,536 I'm going to go meditate… a lot. 1609 01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:18,874 Don't worry. He'll come around. 1610 01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:21,543 Probably. Maybe. 1611 01:23:23,337 --> 01:23:24,922 Hey, you okay? 1612 01:23:25,881 --> 01:23:26,882 [sighs] 1613 01:23:26,965 --> 01:23:29,593 He's right. What about me says I'm ready for this? 1614 01:23:30,802 --> 01:23:33,096 Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen, 1615 01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:37,684 sometimes the greatest dishes come from the most unlikely ingredients. 1616 01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:39,770 Hey, that's not bad. 1617 01:23:39,853 --> 01:23:41,605 Okay, I see you, Spiritual Leader. 1618 01:23:41,688 --> 01:23:44,441 Yeah. I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing. 1619 01:23:44,525 --> 01:23:47,569 One shouldn't do a deep squat with a chopstick in one's pocket. 1620 01:23:47,653 --> 01:23:49,571 Maybe you should just stick to kicking butt. 1621 01:23:49,655 --> 01:23:53,450 Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy a lot of dumplings. 1622 01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:55,786 Why does it always come back to dumplings with you? 1623 01:23:55,869 --> 01:24:00,541 When life gives you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone's minds. 1624 01:24:00,624 --> 01:24:01,625 We get it. 1625 01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:04,545 You can't have your mooncake and eat it too. 1626 01:24:05,128 --> 01:24:08,382 Although, I guess you could have mooncake and then order mango pudding on the side. 1627 01:24:08,465 --> 01:24:10,300 [Zhen] Can we just start the training now? 1628 01:24:12,886 --> 01:24:14,304 Inner peace. 1629 01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:16,640 Inner peace. 1630 01:24:17,432 --> 01:24:18,725 Inner peace. 1631 01:24:18,809 --> 01:24:19,810 Hey, Master Shifu. 1632 01:24:19,893 --> 01:24:20,894 Look, there's two of us. 1633 01:24:20,978 --> 01:24:23,021 -You're doing great, Shifu. -You're not breathing with your belly. 1634 01:24:23,105 --> 01:24:24,857 -You look a little tired. -Are you tired? 1635 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:26,608 [voices overlapping] 1636 01:24:26,692 --> 01:24:28,819 -You do look like a squirrel. -Do you want a cookie? 1637 01:24:28,902 --> 01:24:30,821 [screams] 1638 01:24:30,904 --> 01:24:33,574 [breathes heavily, sighs] 1639 01:24:33,657 --> 01:24:35,242 Inner peace. 1640 01:24:36,660 --> 01:24:38,120 Inner peace. 1641 01:24:39,496 --> 01:24:41,290 Inner peace. 1642 01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:49,756 ["…Baby One More Time" playing] 1643 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,550 Are you ready to begin your training? 1644 01:24:52,134 --> 01:24:53,385 Are you? 1645 01:24:53,468 --> 01:24:55,971 Yes, and I brought a little help. 1646 01:24:56,847 --> 01:25:02,019 ♪ Oh, baby, baby How was I suppose to know ♪ 1647 01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:03,187 Whoa. 1648 01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:07,107 ♪ That somethin' wasn't right here ♪ 1649 01:25:07,191 --> 01:25:08,192 [exclaims] 1650 01:25:10,527 --> 01:25:12,487 Ow! Oh, it's hot! Hot, hot! 1651 01:25:13,071 --> 01:25:15,782 ♪ And now you're out of sight, yeah ♪ 1652 01:25:15,866 --> 01:25:18,160 ♪ Show me, how you want it… ♪ 1653 01:25:18,243 --> 01:25:21,371 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1654 01:25:22,456 --> 01:25:25,751 ♪ I need to know now, oh, because ♪ 1655 01:25:25,834 --> 01:25:30,214 ♪ My loneliness is killin' me, and I ♪ 1656 01:25:30,297 --> 01:25:35,385 -♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪ -♪Still believe ♪ 1657 01:25:35,469 --> 01:25:38,680 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪ 1658 01:25:38,764 --> 01:25:40,140 -[grunts] -[grunts] 1659 01:25:42,601 --> 01:25:45,062 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1660 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:46,146 [chuckles] 1661 01:25:46,230 --> 01:25:49,191 [screams] 1662 01:25:52,027 --> 01:25:54,112 ♪ Girl, you got me blinded ♪ 1663 01:25:54,196 --> 01:25:56,698 [exclaims] 1664 01:25:57,366 --> 01:25:58,700 [screams] 1665 01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:03,830 ♪ It's not the way I planned it ♪ 1666 01:26:03,914 --> 01:26:07,751 ♪ Show me how you want it to be ♪ 1667 01:26:09,127 --> 01:26:10,504 [chuckles] 1668 01:26:10,587 --> 01:26:13,799 ♪ 'Cause I need to know now, oh, because ♪ 1669 01:26:13,882 --> 01:26:18,470 ♪ My loneliness is killin' me, and I ♪ 1670 01:26:18,554 --> 01:26:23,350 -♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪ -♪ Still believe ♪ 1671 01:26:23,433 --> 01:26:26,728 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪ 1672 01:26:26,812 --> 01:26:29,940 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 1673 01:26:30,023 --> 01:26:32,985 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1674 01:26:33,068 --> 01:26:37,823 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Hit me one more time ♪ 1675 01:26:37,906 --> 01:26:41,577 -♪ Hit me, oh, yeah ♪ -♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 1676 01:26:41,660 --> 01:26:44,413 -♪ One more time ♪ -♪ Hit me ♪ 1677 01:26:44,496 --> 01:26:47,165 [vocalizing] 1678 01:26:47,249 --> 01:26:49,710 ♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪ 1679 01:26:49,793 --> 01:26:51,712 ♪ Hit me one more time ♪ 1680 01:26:51,795 --> 01:26:54,423 ♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪ 1681 01:26:54,506 --> 01:26:56,383 ♪ One more time, again ♪ 1682 01:26:57,050 --> 01:26:58,927 ♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪ 1683 01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:02,514 ♪ How was I suppose to know ♪ 1684 01:27:03,807 --> 01:27:06,727 ♪ That something wasn't right here ♪ 1685 01:27:06,810 --> 01:27:13,233 ♪ Oh, pretty baby I shouldn't have let you go ♪ 1686 01:27:14,276 --> 01:27:16,862 ♪ And I must confess ♪ 1687 01:27:16,945 --> 01:27:19,072 ♪ That my loneliness ♪ 1688 01:27:19,156 --> 01:27:22,784 ♪ Is killing me now ♪ 1689 01:27:22,868 --> 01:27:26,330 ♪ Don't you know I still believe ♪ 1690 01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:28,790 ♪ That you will be here ♪ 1691 01:27:28,874 --> 01:27:32,419 ♪ And give me a sign ♪ 1692 01:27:32,503 --> 01:27:35,380 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1693 01:27:35,464 --> 01:27:40,135 ♪ My loneliness is killing me, and I ♪ 1694 01:27:40,219 --> 01:27:45,098 ♪ I must confess, I still believe Still believe ♪ 1695 01:27:45,182 --> 01:27:48,268 ♪ When I'm not with you I lose my mind ♪ 1696 01:27:48,352 --> 01:27:52,022 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 1697 01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:54,525 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1698 01:27:54,608 --> 01:27:55,817 [song ends] 112727