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GIRLS
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I don't know who you're talking about.
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That one right there. Travvy.
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Oh, yeah, I know him. Do you like him?
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Yeah, a lot. He's amazing.
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Yeah, he's not for me.
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- He's seven.
- He's like a 7-year-old asshole.
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He's super pompous.
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That's super fair.
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Hey, Fran.
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What the fucking fuck are these?
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That's private.
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There's nothing private
about having a bunch of photos
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of random naked women on your phone.
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Well, it's private
because it is on my phone, okay?
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And for the record, that's not a bunch
of rando naked women, okay?
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Those are my ex-girlfriends.
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This is your ex-girlfriend?
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Why the fuck do you have naked photos
of your ex-girlfriends on your phone?
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That's insane.
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It's not insane. I use them to masturbate.
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You use these to masturbate?
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Yeah.
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Why would you not just use porn
like a normal human male?
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Are you kidding, Hannah? Porn is disgusting.
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Those girls, they're underage,
they're on drugs.
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Many of them have been abused.
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So, no, that doesn't really get me hard.
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Okay, if you've got such a problem with porn,
then why can't you just masturbate to me?
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I would. I mean, that'd be great.
I would love that.
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To be honest, the photos that you've sent me
are kind of goofy.
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It's like you naked going like...
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I'm not really gonna jerk off to that.
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Hi, Yoshi. Um, sorry, I was looking for you.
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Hello, Shoshanna.
Did you have pleasure on this weekend?
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Oh, yeah, uh, major pleasure.
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Um, I went to see this DJ spin. DJ Cat Cow.
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Cat Cow?
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He is my dear friend of friend.
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Um, are those the winter line spreadsheets?
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Why, yes, they are.
I always follow your instructions.
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Good. Very good.
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Okay.
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I don't like to spread rumor,
but I heard he likes you.
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- He in love with you.
- He so in love with you.
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It drive him crazy.
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Okay, you guys, I don't even really think
that he likes me like that.
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Seriously, he's always like, "Shoshanna,
you're a really shiny star at this company."
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He wants you.
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He wants to take you to a love hotel
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and check in for a year.
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First of all,
maybe I am a shiny star at the company,
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because even though
I've only been here for a very short while,
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I truly feel like
this is my home and you people are my family.
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And I don't even
really care about people in America any more.
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But second of all,
I also kind of have a boyfriend.
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And third of all, he's my boss
and Sheryl Sandberg would fucking kill me.
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You talk too fast.
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What? I've literally never heard that.
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It's probably a Japanese thing.
Satoko, will you translate?
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She'll definitely do it.
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Personally I think they've already done it.
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Cuz she's all like, "Oh I wanna fuck
Yoshi so bad. I really want him!"
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Yeah, they've totally done it by now.
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Dude, she claims to have a boyfriend.
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That's weird, right?
I've never even seen a picture of him.
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You're thinking about it too seriously.
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Take it easy, man.
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Maybe she's not into you.
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I'm sorry, bro.
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If she was, it would have happened by now.
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American chicks don't hold back.
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The thing about America is,
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the country is super loose
and so are the chicks.
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They're all like, "Hello and let's fuck,
hello and let's fuck!"
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- It's just that kind of country.
- Yeah, it's a country of sluts.
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I'm bored of this. Let's go get some ice cream.
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I'll catch up with you later.
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Honestly, I think you're overreacting.
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- No, you don't.
- I really do.
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Who cares what he looks at
when he's masturbating?
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Okay, is this some weird
new honeymoon Marnie?
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Next thing you're gonna tell me that,
like, monogamy is a construct.
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I mean, in a sense, it is.
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Who stole your soul?
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Look, I'm not gonna lie to you and pretend
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that Ecuador hasn't been, like,
a really life-changing experience,
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but, I don't know,
this might be a little bit enlightened of him.
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Enlightened? Marnie, he keeps a whole folder
of ex-girlfriend pinups to jerk it to, okay?
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And these aren't, like, porn stars or strippers.
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They're, like, regular girls.
Nurses and legal aides
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just, like, smiling with their tits
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- and pussy flaps hanging out.
- Ew.
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How is this different than killing someone
and keeping their shrunken head as a trophy?
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Oh, my God, you need
to take, like, a serious step back here.
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He is not cheating on you.
He's not doing anything mean.
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In fact, he's the nicest guy you've ever dated
by, like, a planet distance.
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Well, I really thought
you would be on my side.
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Hannah, I am on your side.
I'm always on your side.
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Okay, I just fully saw your husband's dick.
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Oh, my God,
I love hearing the word "husband."
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Congratulations.
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Konnichiwa, bitches!
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Hi, Shoshanna. I wanted to call you.
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Oh, my God, that is so nice to hear.
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Seriously, I'm loving it here.
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Like, this corporate environment is the dream
I'm living for every day of my young life.
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I love it so much.
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You know how people say
that you can't run away from your problems?
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Well, I moved away from mine and it worked,
so people are so wrong so much of the time.
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Which is honestly why, Shoshanna,
like, this is so hard for me to say.
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Uh, what's so hard for you to say?
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Let me start at the beginning. Um...
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As you know, corporate Japan
is in a little bit of trouble.
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Okay.
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And so there's fewer jobs.
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And now it means fewer of you and your job.
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Abby, are you... Are you firing me?
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No! No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Oh, my God,
that just scared the shit out of me.
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That literally would have been, like, the worst
thing to ever happen to me in my life.
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Um... It's...
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It's called, uh...
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We're managing you out.
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So I still have my job, though, right?
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It's like a very light ending of a relationship
and a business partnership and, like, a salary.
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Wait, I'm sorry.
How is this different from firing?
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I guess because it has a different name.
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I moved to Japan.
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We are gonna pay for your ticket back.
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Um, and it's gonna be
in fucking business class.
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No, I don't want to go back,
even in business class.
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Abigail, you cannot make me go back.
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Why are you upset? Because they're exes,
or because they're not you?
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All of it, Ray. I don't like any of it, okay?
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And then he's taken
this radical anti-porn stance
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like he's Andrea fucking Dworkin.
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So he's opposed to the enslavement
and trafficking of young women.
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What a monster. How outrageous!
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Listen, Ray, I just need to know
if you think it's weird, okay?
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'Cause I talked to Marnie, and she doesn't.
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When did you talk to Marnie?
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Don't be thirsty, Ray.
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Look, Hannah,
I want to take your side on this.
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Okay? I really do.
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But the moral underpinnings
of your argument are, at best,
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at very best, extremely unclear.
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For the record, I think it's very gross.
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Thank you, okay?
'Cause I was worried I was getting, like, old
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and pedestrian about sex,
and you know I pride myself
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- on my sexual openness.
- Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
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What I lack in skill
I make up for in extreme curiosity.
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So why are you getting
your panties in a bunch, then?
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'Cause, Ray, I've worked very, very hard
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to overcome the challenges
of my non-traditional body type
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and accept myself for who I am.
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I'm not gonna be edged out of my own life
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by girls who don't even have
any interesting fat deposits on them.
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Until this happened,
I was basically Kate Upton to myself.
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Hannah, you're still hot to Fran.
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You're gonna thank me later
for using the special lens.
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It's gonna really distinguish these photos
from all the other ones he's jerking it to.
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Paint me like one of your French girls, Ray.
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Okay, what I need from you, Hannah,
is less talking and more animus.
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Okay.
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You look like you have a spinal cord injury.
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- Put some life in those limbs.
- Like a... Kind of like a...
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Yeah, create some lean lines.
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Nice.
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Try it once with, like, a coy smile.
Like you know a juicy secret.
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Not the Katie Holmes.
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Let me put this in terms you'll understand.
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Like you know a cake is coming later.
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There she is.
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I just don't understand.
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It makes no sense.
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It's total fucking bullshit.
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I know for a fact
we are keeping even that hooker Erica.
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But now you go home
to your future husband, yes?
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And go out with Ashley Tisdale.
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No, you guys,
I don't want to go back to America.
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And I don't know Ashley Tisdale.
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I saw her once
at a gynecologist appointment
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and I tried to explain that to you guys,
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but you misunderstood and so I just let it go.
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Then why don't you stay?
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Because I can't afford to, okay?
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My parents aren't rich.
They didn't invent Chu-Hi.
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Oh, really?
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You seem very wealthy
because of your spoiled attitude.
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Yeah. That's just how Americans act.
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We're kind of assholes.
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You know, I really don't want to talk
about what happened last night.
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I mean, you're kind of a jerk-off.
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- So this woman's the lead?
- Yeah.
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That's Detective Mosedale.
She's been on the show for 12 years.
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She's richer than the president.
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- Oh, yeah, it's back on.
- Oh, my God!
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Hey, that's him.
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Hey, you.
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Hey!
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Hey, slow it down! We're not gonna hurt you.
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We got a car, genius.
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We're not gonna hurt you, okay?
We just want to ask you some questions.
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All right. All right.
All right, what's it worth to you?
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They really messed up your teeth, huh?
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It's just makeup.
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How long you been living on the streets?
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Oh...
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What do you care?
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Want to hold on to that 20 or not?
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I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe a year, maybe five years. Who knows?
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Time passes in strange ways on the outside.
You can write that down.
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All I know is I've been on my own
since I was 11 years old.
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Cry me a river.
I was born in an orphanage, all right?
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I've always been on my own.
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Her character had a fucked-up childhood.
There was a flashback in season 4.
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- That's why she's so...
- Right.
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Listen, brother, we're both from the streets.
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So let's help Trippi out
before it's too late, okay?
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What do you say?
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Ugh...
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You were amazing.
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- No, I wasn't.
- Yeah.
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No, no, no. I'm 100% serious.
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You... I'm so impressed right now.
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You were...
You were tough and grimy and, like, streety,
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but you were totally vulnerable.
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Like, you played into that pain so well.
I'm so impressed.
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You were amazing. You really were.
It was subtle but forceful. It was very strong.
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Thank you.
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All right, let's just sit in silence now.
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Adam's gonna be famous.
Adam's gonna be famous!
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Yes!
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Well, hello, kitty.
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Hey.
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You don't sound great.
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I'm coming home.
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What? That's great.
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00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,259
Yeah.
241
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,094
Unless it's not.
242
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,637
Um...
243
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,100
I lost my job
and I don't know why.
244
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,352
Oh, man.
245
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,856
Oh, man, that sucks dicks.
246
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,609
You know what?
Corporations don't like visionaries.
247
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:26,032
But I can't help but feel a little bit excited
on a very selfish level.
248
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:31,663
That's, um, really sweet,
except I don't have a job still, so...
249
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,373
Okay, all right, listen to me.
250
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:37,627
Just get on a plane. Like, right away.
Just rip off the Band-Aid.
251
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,045
Mmm...
252
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,380
I don't know.
253
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:44,551
Trust me, goodbyes suck.
You don't want to drag it out. Just come back.
254
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,637
Come back to me
and I will take such good care of you.
255
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,306
And we'll just move forward.
256
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,894
I mean, yeah, um... Maybe you're right.
257
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,729
I am. I am right.
258
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,523
Just get on a plane.
I'll even pick you up at the airport.
259
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,151
Um...
260
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:06,031
Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna do it.
261
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:11,328
I'll just, uh... I'll just book the first flight
and I'll text you the info.
262
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,790
Shoshanna, I'm really,
really sorry about your job.
263
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,877
But now we get to have you back.
264
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,129
- Yeah, okay. I'll see you soon, okay?
- Okay.
265
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,505
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
266
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,886
I feel like you're not really here right now.
267
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,555
- Is that...
- No, I'm fully here.
268
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:18,019
It just seems like you're kind of disassociated.
Like you're someplace else, or something.
269
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,354
I'm not.
270
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,606
Look at me. Look at me.
271
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,735
I love you.
272
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,696
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
273
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,240
Are you all right? Is this okay?
274
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,283
Yeah, you shouldn't need me
to tell you I love you.
275
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,078
All those pictures of your ex-girlfriends
can tell you that they love you.
276
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,415
Really?
277
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,752
I can't get over that it was
the mother's boyfriend the whole time.
278
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,713
It's always the mother's boyfriend.
279
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,758
Do you think your character
is gonna stay off the streets from now on?
280
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,886
No, only way of life he knows.
281
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,766
All right, I'm trying to get
exactly 13 hours of sleep a night,
282
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,935
so Grandpa's got to shut it down.
283
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,770
- Good night.
- Good night.
284
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,773
Let's try to keep the volume
at a courteous level.
285
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,150
Okay? Thank you.
286
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,116
I don't know how you do it.
287
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:19,789
What?
288
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,666
Nothing.
289
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:30,967
I wrote a, uh, haiku up here...
290
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:35,180
...like a, um, month ago.
291
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,932
- That's weird.
- It's like from your...
292
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,809
- Why would you...
- ...perspective.
293
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,977
Why would you do that?
294
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,480
It was... I forgot how I got up there.
295
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,647
How did...
296
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,651
What are you doing?
297
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,781
We're just friends.
298
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,658
Are we?
299
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,164
I'm not doing this "will they, won't they" shit.
300
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,335
No fucking way. I'm sorry.
301
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,004
Thank you.
302
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,173
Bye.
303
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,892
Pffff.
304
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,794
Shoshanna.
305
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,213
- Hi.
- Hi.
306
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,715
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
307
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,935
Shoshanna. Shoshanna. You like it, yeah?
308
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,394
Holy shit.
309
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,652
Shoshanna. Shoshanna.
310
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,655
- Your turn.
- What? No.
311
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,657
You dress like nurse.
312
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,158
- Please?
- No.
313
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,993
- No.
- Come on.
314
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,828
- Dress like nurse.
- Shoshanna!
315
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,581
- Shoshanna.
- Nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse...
316
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,000
Stop, stop.
317
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,335
She doesn't want to.
318
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:56,839
Shoshanna, look what I'm doing.
Wax dripped into my asshole.
319
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,341
Put the fucking nurse costume.
320
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,677
- Okay, okay. Fuck it, okay.
- Yeah?
321
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,929
- I'll do it.
- Oh, yeah!
322
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,359
Ahh!
323
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,444
Oh!
324
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,530
Shoshanna.
325
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,366
Shoshanna!
326
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,536
- Come, come.
- Sexy girl.
327
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,870
Cutie.
328
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,622
- Hey, Shoshanna.
- You try.
329
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,791
- What? No.
- Yeah, yeah.
330
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,294
- I don't want to...
- Yes.
331
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,503
No.
332
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,383
- Shoshanna, hard, hard.
- Okay, okay.
333
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,218
Okay.
334
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,970
Okay, just one. Just one time.
335
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,138
Just one time.
336
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,306
Oh, yeah!
337
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,395
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yes, yes, yes.
338
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,730
Shoshanna.
339
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,898
- What?
- Is that all you got?
340
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,985
- Harder.
- Oh! Hmm.
341
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,824
- Big one. Big one.
- Okay.
342
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,242
- Give it.
- Okay.
343
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,994
Ah!
344
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,082
Okay, one more. One more. One more.
345
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,753
Oh, shit.
346
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,213
Oh, shit.
347
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,343
- That fucking hurt.
- Shit. Shit. Are you okay?
348
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,055
I'm sorry.
349
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,182
Does that make your pussy wet,
you sick fuck?
350
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,934
- You love it, don't you?
- I'm sorry. I'm...
351
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,355
Yoshi. Yoshi.
352
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,440
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
353
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,787
I am so sorry, Shoshanna.
354
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,873
Ryota is really, really motherfucker.
355
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,792
Yeah.
356
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,420
Are you okay?
357
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,046
Where is it?
358
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:46,008
Fucking secret Ted Bundy life,
you fucking creep.
359
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,181
What are you smiling about, you little whore?
360
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,307
Delete.
361
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,727
Oh, cool. A tramp stamp. A star.
362
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,564
Wow, you're, like, having
all these original thoughts.
363
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,109
Oh, hey, indie nipples.
Looking good. Deleted.
364
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,237
Oh, and cool, holding a Brussels Griffon dog.
365
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,906
Suck my fucking dick.
366
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:10,825
Jesus fucking Christ.
367
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:23,337
Here's a nice picture of me.
And we're just gonna go screen saver.
368
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,735
Hi, Shosh. Uh...
369
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,862
I know you're probably
headed to the airport right now,
370
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:51,657
but, um, I just wanted to say
that I can't wait to kiss you.
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