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-MAX: Hey, thanks for driving me
to work. -LEROY: No problemo.

-"A." Got an "A." "B." Um...
-What're you doing?

Oh, I'm just playing
the alphabet game.

You know, where you try and find
the alphabet in order

on license plates you pass.

You've never played that before?

Alphabet game? No, Max.

I play real games
like Taboo, Pop-A-Shot.

"C." "D." I'm kind of
killing you here, man.

First of all, I'm not playing.

Second of all...

start over. "A."

-Uh, I see a "B" right there.
-What? What?

-What? What?
-"C." "C" right over there.

-"C." -Very good
alpha spotting, partner.

Still not a real game.

Okay, real games have points

so I can rub the score
in my opponent's face

-after I win.
-Okay.

Well, how about this?
How about we apply

a number value
to each of the letters.

And double points for two of
your letters on the same plate?

Yes, and triple points
for an out-of-state plate.

And negative points
for a vanity plate.

See, that is what I'm saying.
That is good.

-(chuckles)
-Don't smile at me.

Write this stuff down.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, if you spot
your exact initials

and the numerical value
of the digits

reduce to any single digit
from your birth year,

it's a thousand points.

Unless I see it first
and roll my window down.

Then it's a death plate
and you exit the game.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got that right here.

But if I want
to reenter the game,

I have to hit your hazards
as we pass your initials

-on a nearby billboard.
-Billboard.

Yes.

If the plate is visible
only from the mirror,

you can call "reversey,"

and I have to put the car
in reverse

-as soon as it's safe to do so.
-Yep, that's right.

But if I call a reversey
in error,

you get to snap my seat belt
against my chest.

Okay, I think that's it.
Are we ready to play?

-I was born ready.
-Okay.

Wait a second.

Dude, we passed the Bureau
ten minutes ago.

I know.

Double "B" and Ohio.
That's 28 points.

Damn, I love this game.

*

LEROY:
Your win has an asterisk.

-Canadian plates
shouldn't count. -Oh, okay.

Good morning, Alice.

I don't know
if you're a breakfast guy,

but I got us cheeseburgers.

Dude, it's 6:30 in the morning.

I know, two for three bucks

if you order
before 7:00 a.m.,

so I didn't really have
a choice.

I'm good. I'm on a strict diet

of fish, veggies
and Skinnygirl popcorn.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you not read the e-mail?

What e-mail?

You can't bring food
in the building.

It's a secure facility.

Oh, man.
Guess I should read my e-mails.

-I guess so.
-Uh...

Do you mind
if I scarf this down real quick?

-Well, hurry up.
-All right. All right.

Enjoy. Bon appétit.

*

Mmm.

Do you like sports?

We don't have time for
conversation. Come on, bro.

Mmm. Okay. Okay.

-Good to go.
-Wait a second.

Wait a second.
You just gonna let the other one

-go to waste?
-Oh, come on, man.

Some baby cow's mom

died to make that.

You want me to eat
another burger?

Do what you gonna do,
but hurry up.

*

This patty is really big
on this one.

-Come on, Max!
-Okay, okay, okay.

-I'm trying.
-You can do it!

-I'm trying.
-You making me late.

-I know. I'm sorry.
-Come on!

-Okay. -Hurry up,
we got to get downstairs.

I've never eaten a burger

-this fast.
-Mm-hmm.

-There you go. Good job.
-(sighs) Oh.

(sighs)

What are you doing?

You said...

Oh, so you were tricking me?

That's hilarious.

No, it's super funny. I just...
I'm feeling kind of sick.

Is that part of the joke?

Yeah, it's a big part.

Hey. Morning, guys.
Uh, come with me.

Captain LaFrey
wants to see you right...

No. (sputters)
Sir, I'll take them.

Alone.

-Okay.
-Huh.

But if you run into any problems

guiding them
30 feet down the hall,

I have my cell. You call me.

Yo.

-What's up?
-What's up?

-Hi.
-Huh?

What... I'm sorry?

I'll bring you to LaFrey
if you like.

-Let's go. Follow me.
-Oh. Okay.

Oh, God. Just, uh, this way.

This was taken five days ago

at King Hill Farm,
where every year

they have a haunted hayride.

What's up, y'all? It's Janie.

We're about to do
this haunted hayride.

I hope it's not too scary.
(giggles)

(screams) Help me!

The victim, Janie Quinlan,

was pulled into the woods
by an unseen force.

And since the video went viral,

the hayride
has become a sensation.

I've been four times myself.

I have a discount code
I'm not allowed to share.

"SCARY20." All caps.
You can... you can use it.

Come on, man. Seriously?

You all think
this video is real?

No, it's totally fake.

So let's just pretend
that we never saw the video

and give each other nicknames.

You can be Jack Fantastic.

I'll be Lil' Cupcake.

You're... Never mind,
I'm bailing on this.

No, no, no. Let's keep going.
Um, I'll be, uh, Max...

well... House.
I'm bailing on this, too.

-Wait, wait, wait.
Call me Swamp Cat. -No.

Max, Leroy, I need you two
to go out there and talk

to Janie Quinlan
and find out what she remembers.

-Let's go.
-Looks like it could be

some sort of spirit orb.

"Orb" a publicity stunt.

A publicity stunt.

-Did you watch that video?
-I did.

Looked like
a viral marketing campaign

for an overpriced hayride.

Oh, my God.
I feel so sorry for you.

You know that's because you've
been conditioned by society

to assume the most rational
explanation, right?

And you've been conditioned
by comic books

-to believe in nonsense
and gobbledygook. -Okay.

Fine, whatever.
We are wasting time.

We need to get
to the Quinlan girl

and talk to her before
this happens to someone else.

Let's go.

We will. Just hold up.

I need time
to digest my thoughts.

I'll let you know
when I'm ready.

To digest your thoughts?

-Yes.
-Little more...

-little more time for that?
-Yeah.

-You're not helping
by talking over me. -Okay. Okay.

-Yeah, sorry. Sorry, go ahead.
Go ahead. -Okay.

Leroy, I know that you're ready.

Oh, you know how...
when I'm ready?

You know when my thoughts
are digested?

Yeah, maybe I do know.

(mockingly):
Oh, you-you need

to digest your thoughts?

Yeah, I need to digest...

-Hi, there.
-Maybe I... Hey.

-How's it going?
-What's up?

How is this going to work?

-How's what gonna work?
-This. You two.

Two months in,
and you're bickering

like children.

Because there are going to be
a lot of outside forces

trying to tear you two apart,

and if you do not communicate
effectively,

your casework will suffer.

And people could get hurt.
Is that what you want?

Uh, yeah, no, um, I don't think
that's what I want.

I don't want that.
I mean, uh, I think

-we're good here, though.
-I don't want that. I don...

-I mean, we...
I think we got this. -Okay.

We got this.

Guys, I've changed my mind,
okay? Swamp Cat's dead.

I want to be called
Sugar Barry.

-So no more Swamp Cat?
-No.

'Cause I'm sweet like sugar
and my name's Barry.

Got it.

-What?
-Okay? Okay.

Can you believe LaFrey?

-Questioning our partnership
like that? -Not cool.

Don't ever question
my communication skills, brah.

Hey, you have great
communication skills.

-Thank you.
-And, you know, I...

I mean, I feel like

I have pretty good
communication skills.

-Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.
Thank you for saying that.

I mean, this,
this is good. Right?

I agree. Nothing stronger
than the bond between partners.

-Like solid oak.
-Like steel.

Yes, stronger
than a freaking neutron star,

the densest matter
in the universe.

-Mm.
-(phone buzzing)

Max, it's Captain LaFrey.

I've been thinking
about what we discussed earlier,

and I feel like you should be
in charge from now on.

Uh, yeah,
that makes total sense.

-Don't tell Leroy.
-Cool, cool!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, man, that was... Chet.

Ste... Chet Stetson.

Old high school buddy of mine.
Not a big deal.

He just, uh...

he just won Powerball
and $9 million,

-and he...
-Damn.

Yeah. He is... very excited.

'Cause he can quit his job,
uh, as a condom maker.

He makes condoms. And he hates
condoms, too, so he's psyched.

Good deal.

*

WOMAN: She hasn't spoken
a single word in five days.

She barely eats,
refuses to go to school...

MAN:
Normally, she's very social.

She's always doing
these long posts on her vlog.

-(phone buzzing)
-We took her to the doctor,

but he said nothing was wrong.

We just don't know what to do.

She's my little girl.

Look, it's okay.
I'm gonna take care of this.

We'll take care of it.

Okay.

LEROY: Janie,
do you remember what happened

when you were pulled
off the hayride?

MAX: Yeah, did you feel a, uh...
a rapid cooling, maybe?

-An eerie presence? -Did you get
a look at who grabbed you?

Or what grabbed you?
Maybe a spirit

or an apparition of some sort?

Or a human being?
A man or a woman?

What did it feel like
when the invisible force

took hold of you?

-Will you excuse me and my
associate? -Wh... You know what,

I would like to be excused
as well. Just for the record.

-What?
-You're leading her.

She's gonna say
she saw something she didn't.

Well, you're limiting her.

She's gonna feel
like she can't be honest.

Sorry, you said
you guys were from...?

The National Amusement Park
Safety Board Commission. NAPSBC.

NAPSBC.

You can be honest, Janie.
It's okay.

You can tell us
what really happened

and you won't get in trouble.

Perculsus elevor.

Wh-What did she just say?

I don't know.
Ask her to repeat it.

Me? You're the one that's...
great rapport with her.

LEROY: Yeah,
but she clearly prefers you.

No, no, no. Hey, Janie.

It's Max again. What's up?

I was just wondering
if, uh, you could repeat

what you just said to us.
Maybe...

(demonic voice):
No!

Okay, so she's talking again.
So that's something.

"Perculsus elevor."
What the hell does that mean?

Uh, it's a Latin phrase
that translates to,

"Though struck, I am raised."

ANNIE: Okay, I looked
at the kid's school records

and she hasn't studied Latin
a day in her life.

Ugh, I'd rather send my kid
to a circus

than an American public school.
(laughs)

-Well, we should probably...
-Um... Well, actually, actually,

-We should... we should be
-what we are going to do is

-down there... -we are going
to get out into those woods

and look around for
any unusual spectral activity.

That is what we are doing.
Thank you. That is it.

All right, well,
this should help with that.

-Thank you. -(chuckles)
It's your standard EMF meter--

that's "electromagnetic field."
It can detect energy changes.

Um, it's commonly held
that spirits register

-on the electromagnetic
spectrum. Sorry. -Cool.

I love learning about
fake stuff. Now, here's what

we're really gonna do--
talk to the hayride employees,

see if somebody knows something.

-Why would they talk to us?
-Oh, they'll talk.

They'll talk hard, because
they'll think we're one of them.

MAN:
All right, gather round!

Now, I want to take this
as an opportunity to drop

into character, okay? Let's put
these bitches into therapy.

Let's go!

*

-(buzzing) -(shouting)
-(screaming)

(growling, shouting)

(grunting)

Boo.

Are you serious?

You don't know me.
You don't know my life.

(growling)

Ow!

I'm so sorry.
I didn't expect that.

Well, what did you expect?!

Ding, ding, ding. Got ourselves
a bleeder. He get you good?

Uh, yeah, I think it's broken.

-Oh, thank you.
-Oh, congrats, man!

It means you're doing
your job well.

What about you? That was weak.

You know, I once scared
Ellen DeGeneres so bad

she dropped a loaf in her jeans.

-Wonder how I did it?
-Not really. -I do.

I internalized
my character's backstory, okay?

His murderous rage,
his syphilitic madness,

his unorthodox views
on child marriage.

And when grave robbers
dug up his corpse,

he, like any disturbed corpse,

came back to haunt the living.

Okay, but, like,
do people really come here

wanting to poop their pants?

Ellen loved it. So did I.
It was a total rush.

LEROY: Look, man,
I don't need a backstory.

I performed seven years
at Knott's Scary Farm.

No way, you're KSF?

'99 to '06. The Golden Years.

But I want to do something
really big here, you know?

Like that viral video last week
of the girl

getting pulled off the ride.
How did you do it?

MAX: Was it a specter?
Like, a spirit?

I don't know about that.
A lot of weird stuff happens

-around here.
-MAX: Well, hold on.

-Where are you going?
-Break time's over.

-We're done here.
-Well, wait a second.

I said we're done, dude!

What the hell is wrong with you?
He was about to give it up,

and then you started talking
that specter crap.

He's obviously hiding something,
Leroy.

There is something
in those woods.

We are heading out there now.

Is that an order,
Lieutenant Jennifer?

-Yeah. It is an order.
-(man shouts)

-(people screaming)
-LEROY: The hell was that?

MAX:
I told you!

-(panting)
-How'd it look?

-(laughs)
-Did it look real?

So real, dude.
People were freaked.

LEROY:
Tale as old as time:

hayride workers stage accident
for publicity and monetary gain.

(laughing)

We need to talk
about Max and Leroy.

It's really, really important.

Do you get the vibe that one
of them was maybe more into me

-than the other?
-Um, it's hard to say.

They both seem indifferent.

'Cause I'm gonna shoot straight
from the hip, kemosabe:

I live in a mostly female
retirement community,

so I'm always on the lookout
for new bros to bro-down with.

Uh, all right. Moving on.

Do you see any other folders
here labeled King Hill?

Because if I focus my efforts
on one,

I run the risk of losing both.

And let's be honest,
Leroy is the big score here,

although Max
is a bit more attainable.

ANNIE:
Huh.

All right, here we go.

So, it looks like the original
owner of the property

was a lower member
of the British nobility,

Byron King.

Byron King.
Where have I...

That's this guy.

And look at the family crest:

"Perculsus elevor."

That's what that girl said.

(screams)

What did you do?

That wasn't me.

Then what was that?

Okay, maybe that one was faked,
but you saw that girl's face.

Do you think she was lying?

Max. Buddy. This is not
a great look for you.

I mean, you're a good dude
and all, you're just, you know,

-a bit of a sucker.
-A sucker? Why?

Because I-I-I think there might
be a little more out there?

Come on, Leroy. Let's just stay
a little longer and investigate.

No way, Max.

You know what?
I didn't want to do this,

but by the power vested in me
by Captain Ava LaFrey,

I, Max Jennifer, command you,

-Leroy Wright, as your superior
officer... -Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait.

-LaFrey told you
you were in charge? -Yeah.

She told me the
exact same thing.

Are you serious?
(grunts)

-(screams)
-Max! What are you doing?

-Max!
-(Max screaming)

-Max!
-Leroy!

Where the hell's my shoe?

Max, you hear me?
The hell is wrong with you?

Came out here with two shoes,
now I got one shoe.

-It's like having no shoes!
-(phone buzzing)

Barry, why is your name
programmed in my phone?

Well, I-I applied a latex mold
to your thumbprint,

so I just sidestep-- Look,
that's not important right now.

Listen to me. Where are you
guys? Are you okay?

Max just got dragged into
the woods by something.

Listen carefully, that property
once belonged to Byron King,

a man who hacked his entire
family to pieces with an ax

and was tracked down and killed
in those woods.

This could be an extremely
dangerous spectral event.

Or it could just be some woods.

-(crunching)
-Ugh. Da...

Damn, that's a big-ass
pine cone.

(Max screams, grunts)

(coughs)

(pants)

(wood creaking, snaps)

(Max screams)

(wind whistles)

(both screaming)

-Why you screaming in my face?
-I don't know!

I thought you were
a ghost or something!

Why you screaming in mine?

So you wouldn't be embarrassed

for being the
only one screaming.

I was doing you a favor.

-Thanks.
-You all right?

What the hell happened?

I don't know.
I got dragged out here.

There's, like, bones,
there's a grave, it's crazy.

Check out what Barry sent me.

This dude Byron King.

He was chased into the woods

by a village mob and killed?

That must be Byron King.

Someone must have hung his
corpse in that tree.

(voices whispering indistinctly)

(music plays faintly)

Um... Leroy, who's that?

(eerie breathing)

Hello?

Hello, who are you?

Are you that little freak
from the hayride?

(eerie breathing)

-Hello?
-(EMF meter whirs)

EMF reader is off the charts.

(EMF meter beeping)

Dude... I think he has an ax.

-You need to stay back. -Dude,
dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Stop right there.

Don't come any closer.

Oh, damn.

(gunshots)

I'm out.

It's Byron King.

Leroy, wait!

It's just like
the hayride kid said,

any disturbed corpse
haunts the living.

We got to get these bones
back in there.

Max, we got to go.

Listen, I don't care
who's in charge.

I'm not even asking you
to believe me.

I'm just asking you
to help me out.

Come on!

Just this once.
As your partner.

-(grunts)
-In the grave. Come on.

LEROY: You better be right
about this.

MAX:
Oh, man, he's coming!

It's not working!

-The lid! The lid!
Put the lid on! -What? What?

-LEROY: Close it.
-MAX: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I could do this much better
with two shoes.

I'm getting no traction
on my sock-foot.

(Leroy grunts)

(Max screams)

(thunder crashing)

(screams)

(panting)

You know you carrying me back,
right?

-(laughs)
-Why you laughing?

What's up, Janie Nation.
I want to thank my Janiacs

for all your strength
and support

while I healed from my accident.

Seems like she's doing
a little bit better.

Got to admit,
this feels pretty good.

And just so we're clear,
my ordeal was hella worse

than Crista's fake ass
spinal injury.

It's like,
"Bitch, we know you can walk.

Get out of the wheelchair."

Okay, feeling
a little less good.

So what happened out
in those woods?

Do you think that it was
Byron King's ghost

-who pulled you out there?
-Actually, I think it was

a ghost of a family member
of his who pulled us out there.

They wanted him buried again.

And so when you finally put
King's bones to rest...

It must've freed Janie
from the spirit's presence.

LEROY: And by the way,
your little plan

to pit us against each other?
Didn't work.

MAX:
Yeah. You know why?

Because this right here...

this is a little dynamic
I like to call partnership.

-Get your hand off me.
-Yup, sorry.

LaFREY:
Well, how disappointing.

Clearly, I had no idea
what I was doing,

or who I was dealing with.

Unless you completely did

and this was your intended
outcome all along.

Oh, my God.

LEROY:
Look,

I don't know what I saw
out there.

I'm just happy Janie's okay,

even if she is terrible.

What's up, sluts?

How's my slut army doing?

-It's your slut lieutenant here,
Janie Q. -(sighs)

-Any way we can unbury
those bones? -What did we do?

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