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[theme music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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I'll be back.
I'm free.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[Freddy laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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Marriage..
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Holy padlock.
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Every man's worst nightmare.
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Is this the end of freedom
as I know it?
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Ladies and gentlemen, you judge.
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Can we live happily ever after?
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Or am I dicing with doom?
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[sighs]
Talk about
a major league mistake.
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(Gavin)
'You can't call it off.'
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I still owe ten payments
on the engagement ring.
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I'm talking about the videotape.
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And your so called narration.
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Now, you are the one
who wanted to preview
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the look of tomorrow.
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You better not act weird
at the church.
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I thought you loved me
for my sick mind.
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It's important to me, please.
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Look, I'll be good tomorrow.
I promise.
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Gavin, this is important.
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If you're having doubts,
real doubts..
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...let's not go through with it.
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Come on, Jess, I love you.
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I know you do, but I want
this marriage to work.
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If you don't wanna run the whole
race, I wanna know now, Gavin.
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'Not in six months.
Not when it's too late.'
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[doorbell dings]
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[door opens]
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Hey, the best men
are ready to roll.
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Wow! Very nice dress, Jessica.
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I thought it was bad luck.
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You know, to see the bride
in her virgin costume.
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[laughing]
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Enjoy your
bachelor party, Gavin.
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Oh, don't worry, we will
have him back in one piece.
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At least, we'll try.
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[door slams]
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[instrumental music]
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[car honking]
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[indistinct chatter]
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This is your last night, Gavin.
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We think you oughta go for it.
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Go for what?
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One night stand.
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One last blast
before you disappear
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beyond the valley of monogamy.
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I haven't.
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Well, not since I met Jessica.
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Think of yourself
as a long distance trucker
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and this is your last gas
for 200 miles.
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Guys, I don't think so.
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[music continues]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[groans]
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Ow!
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[glasses clinking]
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[groans]
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(Gavin)
'Jess is nervous.'
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Her parents had
a lousy marriage.
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- She wants ours to be great.
- Not a problem.
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Just wave my magic wand
and turn you into..
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...Ken and Barbie.
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[laughing]
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I'm 22.
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I keep thinking,
maybe, I'm too young.
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[sighs]
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You are.
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Yup.
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I've never been very good
at commit..
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Commitment.
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As a kid, you couldn't stick
to a paper route.
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[laughing]
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I keep having these
bad dreams about it.
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Just wait till they start
becoming real. Ha ha.
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Come on, man.
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For richer or poorer..
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Better, for worse.
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[laughing]
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[grunts]
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You're right!
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Damn it, I'll do it!
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- One last fling.
- Oh.
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The triumph of male hormones!
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[laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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[instrumental music]
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It's time for our boy
to face the music
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with rap master.
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Ready!
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[laughing]
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I don't do it with married men.
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Hey, I'm not married yet.
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Try my friend, JJ.
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She specializes in your type.
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[music continues]
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- Wow!
- Hot stuff.
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[cheering]
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[laughing]
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[music continues]
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[laughing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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I have to take a number?
For what?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[music continues]
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Next.
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Two can play that game.
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- 'Hey!'
- 'Hey, buddy!'
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- 'Whoo!'
- 'Alright.'
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Hey, you set me up.
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Hey, last gas for 200 miles.
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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Can't go yet.
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We have a surprise for you
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(female #1)
'Boys, check this out.'
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- You're gonna love this.
- 'Yeah!'
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[crowd laughing]
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Okay, gang, this is Gavin'
last night as a single man
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'To help make this
a memorable occasion'
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we have invited a woman
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whose stimulating talents
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has been known to raise
the World Trade Tower
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two stories.
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'Presenting..'
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...the stripper from hell.
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[cheering]
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[instrumental music]
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[applauding]
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[howling]
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Yeah, baby!
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- 'Alright!'
- 'Ow!'
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Guys, this is
kind of uncomfortable.
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What's wrong?
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Getting a little hot?
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[laughter]
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Now, boys and girls,
thereal<
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is about to begin.
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[applauding]
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[whistling]
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[instrumental music]
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[applause]
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(stripper)
'Well, what should we
strip off first?'
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[indistinct chatter]
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[laughing]
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How about we strip away
poor Gavin's delusions?
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- 'Alright.'
- 'Yeah. Yeah.'
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[intense music]
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- 'Go!'
- 'Take it out, come on.'
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Gavin here, thinks he might be
afraid of a little commitment.
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- 'What?'
- 'Ooh!'
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(all)
Strip! Strip!
Strip! Strip!
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What he's really afraid of
is intimacy.
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- 'Ah.'
- 'Oh, yeah?'
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He doesn't know how to be close.
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(all)
Boo!
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He's also afraid
of responsibility.
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(all)
'Yeah!'
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You should see him buckle
when the going gets tough.
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(all)
'Boo!'
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[music continues]
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We know he's afraid
of sexual boredom.
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But did you also know
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he doesn't have the stomach
to be unfaithful?
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- 'What?'
- 'Oh!'
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[indistinct chatter]
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[laughing]
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You gotta work
on that, handsome.
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I know a lot of girls
who'll be glad
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to enroll you in
the disease-of-the-month club.
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[laughing]
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Time to strip it all the way!
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- 'Alright!'
- 'Yeah!'
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- 'Take it off!'
- 'Take it off!'
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- 'Take it off!'
- 'More!'
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[intense music]
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[cheering]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[cheering]
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You're afraid
she'll become her mother.
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You're afraid she'll want
children before you're ready.
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- 'Yeah.'
- 'That's right.'
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'You are afraid she'll get fat'
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and spend your money
and drive you mad
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with the mindless, tedious,
soul destroying details
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of the life in the
ultimate slow lane.
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We're talking marriage, Gavin.
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The long slow
treadmill to death!
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[eerie music]
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Hope you've enjoyed your last
night of freedom, Gavy baby.
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I love her, dammit!
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I love her.
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Then you'd better learn
how to stand up to your fears.
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- 'Yeah.'
- 'That's right.'
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Hit it, boys.
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- 'Yeah.'
- 'Yeah.'
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[wood creaking]
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[Gavin screaming]
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[gasps]
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[bird chirping]
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(Jessica)
'You look like
death warmed over.'
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You like your surprise?
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'I got it for our honeymoon.'
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How.. H-how did I get home?
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Your so called best men
dropped you on the doorstep
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rang the bell and ran away.
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Oh, you look beautiful.
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How was last night?
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I'm glad it's over.
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What do you mean it's..
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Have you given it any thought
to what I said?
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About calling off the marriage.
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Jess, look..
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...I won't be a perfect husband.
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Hell, I won't even come close.
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But I'll give it my best shot.
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'I'll work at it.'
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Jess, I wanna spend
my life with you.
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[instrumental music]
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[birds chirping]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[music continues]
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Look, I'm marrying your daughter
because I love her
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not because I want a promotion.
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Hmm, whether you like it or not
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you're now vice president
in charge of marketing.
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I'm not ready, sir, I mean,
perhaps in a couple of years--
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I am not having my son-in-law
kick around the bullpen
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with the other phone jockeys.
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Jessica's waiting
for us, David--
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She can wait five more minutes.
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You're also getting
a $20,000 raise.
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- Mr. Jordan, I don't--
- I don't like you much, Gavin.
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But you're at least one step up
from Jessica's usual parade
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of morons from outer space.
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(Gavin)
'Well, thanks for
the vote of confidence.'
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(Jordan)
'Oh, you turned out alright.'
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'Eventually I'll whip you
into shape.'
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(Gavin)
'I've got somethin'
to look forward to, sir.'
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(Jordan)
'And so do I.'
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'Paying for this
whole damn affair.'
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(Marianne)
'Jessica's in that little
cubicle, waiting for us.'
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She must be
very nervous. Please.
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Dammit, Marianne,
it's bad enough I had to cancel
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my Saturday golf game for this.
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Why couldn't you elope?
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I guess Jessica thought
you'd enjoy giving her away.
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Let's get this over with.
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[instrumental music]
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["Here Comes The Bride" music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[music continues]
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Dearly beloved
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we are gathered here
in the sight of God
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to join this couple
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Gavin Nicholas Evans
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'and Jessica Molly Jordan'
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'in the bounds
of holy matrimony.'
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'The union of husband and wife
is intended by God'
266
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,600
'for their mutual joy'
267
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:46,133
'for the help and comfort
given one another in prosperity'
268
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,466
and adversity,
and when it's God's will
269
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,433
'for the procreation
of children.'
270
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:57,233
[cheering]
271
00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:09,933
[intense music]
272
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,600
[instrumental music]
273
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,633
[indistinct chatter]
274
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,433
(male guest #1)
'They're gonna cut the cake.'
275
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:53,133
[applauding]
276
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,833
Happy ever after.
277
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,666
Happy ever after.
278
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,133
Ow!
279
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,133
[intense music]
280
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,133
[instrumental music]
281
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,800
[instrumental music]
282
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,600
[dramatic music]
283
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:40,933
Well, we haven't made love
in two weeks.
284
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,933
Oh, it can't be that long.
285
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:47,000
Actually it's 15 days, 11 hours.
286
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:50,233
Why are we so busy
all the time?
287
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,400
We just have to find
room for it.
288
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,366
How about Thursday, the 19th?
289
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,066
- Give me a break.
- Wait a second, wait a second.
290
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,600
Let's make it Friday, the 20th.
291
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,700
I'll be at maximum ovulation.
292
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:13,233
I'm going out tonight.
293
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:18,466
With who?
294
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,066
Danny and David.
295
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,300
Where?
296
00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:24,700
Do I need your permission?
297
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:28,033
Gavin, I don't mind,
I'm just curious.
298
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,700
I mean, this is the first time
I've been out by myself
299
00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:32,333
since our honeymoon, six weeks.
300
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,933
You don't have to justify it.
301
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,833
Yeah, but you're hurt,
aren't you?
302
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,200
Just by the tone of your voice.
303
00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:39,833
I mean, you're always
asking me where I've been.
304
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,333
You're always asking me
when I'll be back.
305
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,266
You never used to be like this.
306
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,633
You used to come home at 5:00.
Now, you come home at 8:00.
307
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,533
Well, that's your
father's fault.
308
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,933
You used to be romantic.
309
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,400
Now, you never kiss me
unless you want sex.
310
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:53,466
Yeah.
311
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,466
And I used to get
homemade fettuccine.
312
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,933
Now, all I get is Lean Cuisine
in the microwave.
313
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,900
What happened to the flowers
you used to bring me?
314
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,600
Why don't you ever
wear dress anymore?
315
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,833
All I ever see you in
is sweatpants.
316
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,866
Go, get out!
Get out of here!
317
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,533
I'm gone.
318
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,733
[instrumental music]
319
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,833
[indistinct chatter]
320
00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,300
Firm, blonde..
321
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:28,500
We could've use you, Gavin
322
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,400
I mean, we had our hands full.
323
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:31,966
Why can't my life
be that shallow?
324
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,733
How's the wedding ring getting,
a little tight?
325
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,833
(Gavin)
Too tight.
326
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,433
In fact it feels like
it's glued on.
327
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,533
I'm planning to amputate
the damn finger.
328
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,600
Maybe I can help.
329
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,500
[music continues]
330
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,300
I'd say you owe me a drink
331
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,200
You were at my wedding.
332
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,100
I live next door
to the church.
333
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,133
I'm a wedding crasher.
334
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,600
I cry at every one of them
it's better than therapy.
335
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,866
- What's your name?
- Red.
336
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:18,900
Just red.
337
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,533
Well, I can see why.
338
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,533
I can feel some chemistry
happening here.
339
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,433
Ring may be in my pocket,
but I'm still married.
340
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,633
But you're not happy, are you?
341
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,933
I love Jessica.
342
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Just hate what marriage
does to me.
343
00:21:35,933 --> 00:21:37,833
Come home with me.
344
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,366
We can talk about it.
345
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,133
Hey, no strings attached.
346
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,133
You can back out
any time you like.
347
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:50,200
[door opens]
348
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,800
[door closes]
349
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,833
I think this might be a mistake.
350
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:04,400
Oh, don't let my isolation tank
scare you.
351
00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:07,933
It's great for, uh, meditation.
352
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,233
Have a seat.
353
00:22:16,466 --> 00:22:19,933
Why don't you tell me
all about lovely Jessica?
354
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,033
We're gonna have
so much more fun later
355
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,666
if you get her
off your chest now.
356
00:22:24,733 --> 00:22:25,933
Hmm?
357
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,866
Trouble is, I love her.
358
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,900
Then why are you here with me?
359
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,266
Do you like me too?
360
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,233
I think he's tons better
than Stephen King.
361
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,533
Hmm?
362
00:22:42,566 --> 00:22:44,433
I'm here because..
363
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:48,166
I don't know.
364
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,533
I guess I needed
someone to talk to.
365
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,633
My favorite's
"Beyond Good and Evil."
366
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,600
Now there's a real page-turner.
367
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,266
You didn't come here to talk.
368
00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,600
Be honest, hmm?
369
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:02,100
But you said that,
no strings are attached--
370
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,833
If you were really interested
in saving your marriage
371
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,366
you'd be talking to your wife.
372
00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:07,300
You'd be going
to a marriage counsellor.
373
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:08,500
You'd be fighting
to get the romance
374
00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:09,533
back in your marriage.
375
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,533
(Gavin)
I'd better go.
376
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,433
[dramatic music]
377
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,933
A typical new husband.
378
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,233
As soon as the going gets tough
379
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,800
you put on your track shoes
and you take off.
380
00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:26,533
I thought you'd be
more compassionate.
381
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,600
Enerchi didn't believe
in compassion.
382
00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:30,033
He believed in assertion.
383
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,900
So assert yourself.
384
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,200
Where's the key?
385
00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:43,200
The key is in being patient...
and loyal.
386
00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:45,300
Otherwise, marriage
is a death trap.
387
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,833
And I think you've
already blown it.
388
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:54,033
What the hell is going on?
389
00:23:57,966 --> 00:23:59,900
The perfect solution.
390
00:23:59,966 --> 00:24:02,266
Oh, don't worry,
I already hired someone to kill
391
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,433
your sweet little
392
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,833
[intense music]
393
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
[thud]
394
00:24:14,466 --> 00:24:16,300
[Gavin groans]
395
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,100
You're gonna adore
being my slave.
396
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,966
No commitment,
no responsibility.
397
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,200
No intimacy.
398
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,233
And no love.
399
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,400
[chuckles]
400
00:24:35,466 --> 00:24:38,200
(priest)
'And do you
Gavin Nicholas Evans'
401
00:24:38,266 --> 00:24:41,833
take Jessica for
your lawful wedded wife?
402
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:43,300
Well, do you?
403
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,233
I do. I do.
404
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,933
Then I'm pleased
to pronounce you man and wife.
405
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,300
Feel free to kiss the bride.
406
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,300
[organ music]
407
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,133
[indistinct chatter]
408
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,500
[indistinct chatter]
409
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,833
If you thought romance was dead
410
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,200
now you know who to blame.
411
00:25:25,266 --> 00:25:27,433
[gasps]
412
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,000
[sniffs]
She loves me!
413
00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:31,133
[chuckles]
414
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,700
[sniffs]
She loves me not!
415
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,233
[sniffs]
She loves me!
416
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:40,033
She loves me not!
417
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,500
[laughs]
418
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,433
[instrumental music]
419
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,733
[instrumental music]
420
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,200
[engine revving]
421
00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,600
[tires screeching]
422
00:26:17,233 --> 00:26:19,133
[indistinct chatter]
423
00:26:21,766 --> 00:26:22,800
[laughing]
424
00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:24,466
Honeymoon's over, Mrs. Evans.
425
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,600
Oh, put me down
before you break your back
426
00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,766
Well, who asked you
to eat your way across Hawaii?
427
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:31,966
Oh, what's the matter, lover,
you want skin and bones?
428
00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:34,000
Or you want voluptuous?
429
00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:39,300
Did I ever tell you
my sure cure for jet lag?
430
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,300
[telephone ringing]
431
00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:44,500
[sighs]
432
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:47,100
[sighs]
433
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,100
This is the newly-wed game,
we're ready.
434
00:26:54,966 --> 00:26:57,000
[bird chirping]
435
00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:01,633
If you say so, dad.
436
00:27:02,766 --> 00:27:04,800
What's wrong?
437
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,966
We've been ordered over
for dinner tonight.
438
00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:09,400
Command performance.
439
00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:11,266
I'm sure he didn't
put it that way.
440
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,966
I've been home for<i
and already he's back
441
00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:14,466
making my life miserable!
442
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:17,166
Hey, you're his daughter.
443
00:27:17,233 --> 00:27:19,233
That's his job.
444
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,800
I'm married, now.
He has no power over me anymore!
445
00:27:21,866 --> 00:27:24,233
Hey, look, I know
you two don't get along
446
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,466
but maybe tonight
you can make a new start!
447
00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:27,766
I mean, you gotta
stop freakin' out
448
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:29,800
every time he pushes
one of your buttons.
449
00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,833
Don't youdare
take his side, Gavin!
450
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,933
Don't you dare!
451
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,933
[instrumental music]
452
00:27:52,533 --> 00:27:53,966
(Jessica)
'Dad?'
453
00:27:54,033 --> 00:27:55,000
'Dad?'
454
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,633
You're up to something, dad,
I heard it in your voice.
455
00:27:58,700 --> 00:27:59,933
I'm busy, Jessica.
456
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,466
I wanna know what it is!
457
00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:03,833
You'll find out tonight.
458
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,700
Something's wrong, isn't it?
459
00:28:05,766 --> 00:28:07,266
Is it medical?
460
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:08,666
Nobody's dying.
461
00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:10,733
Don't start spending
your inheritance.
462
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,500
Then it's something
between you and mom.
463
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:14,933
Don't push it.
464
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,266
I hate when you
keep secrets from me, dad!
465
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,833
Just be here tonight.
466
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,400
7:00, sharp.
467
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,900
I hate when you threaten me
like I'm still a little child!
468
00:28:22,966 --> 00:28:24,933
Then grow up, Jessica.
469
00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:28,700
Live your own life.
470
00:28:28,766 --> 00:28:31,433
Stop being so damn obsessed
with your parents.
471
00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:35,600
[instrumental music]
472
00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:44,133
[instrumental music]
473
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,633
[indistinct chatter]
474
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,433
[laughing]
475
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,500
[indistinct chatter]
476
00:29:34,466 --> 00:29:36,800
[instrumental music]
477
00:29:50,366 --> 00:29:52,966
Not bad for 40, huh?
478
00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:55,066
I don't know why
you chose me, baby
479
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:57,033
'but you're gonna
have a good time.'
480
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,533
You don't talk much, do you?
481
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,966
[chuckles]
482
00:30:13,033 --> 00:30:15,000
Now I get it.
483
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,866
You like to play games.
484
00:30:17,933 --> 00:30:20,733
Come on, baby, let's get
this shuttle in orbit.
485
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,900
Hey, what are you doin'?
486
00:30:26,966 --> 00:30:28,933
Why're you getting dressed
487
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,900
You know, I bet you're married.
488
00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:38,933
You saw my ring, so what?
489
00:30:43,566 --> 00:30:45,233
How many kids?
490
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,300
One? Two?
491
00:30:53,033 --> 00:30:54,633
'Oh, you better
think again, baby.'
492
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,666
'You don't know who
you're screwin' with.'
493
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:58,633
[shutter clicks]
494
00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:06,033
You want money?
495
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,766
What is this, a rip-off?
496
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,800
Just your home number.
497
00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:15,700
You're dead, little girl.
498
00:31:15,766 --> 00:31:17,700
[dialing]
499
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:22,700
Excuse me, ma'am.
500
00:31:22,766 --> 00:31:24,633
Well, did you know
your husband's cheating on you?
501
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,633
You are dead, bitch!
502
00:31:29,966 --> 00:31:32,233
You'll find him at
the Springwood Park Hotel.
503
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,633
Bridal suite.
504
00:32:07,866 --> 00:32:09,733
[panting]
505
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,100
[panting]
506
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,600
[panting]
507
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,500
[chime music]
508
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,900
Pop! Ha ha! Goes the weasel.
509
00:33:16,966 --> 00:33:18,300
Now, that's the kind
of song that'll
510
00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:21,600
really carve
a place in your heart, hmm.
511
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,233
[laughter]
512
00:33:32,133 --> 00:33:34,233
Mommy, is that you?
513
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,733
[chuckling]
514
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,333
[music continues]
515
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:17,333
[moaning]
516
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,100
Daddy, who's that lady?
517
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:23,833
And where's mommy?
518
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,333
(Jordan)
'You bad girl.'
519
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,200
'I'm getting the paddle!'
520
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,233
[music continues]
521
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,333
[chime music]
522
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,033
[chime music]
523
00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:31,433
(Jordan)
'I'm not going to
spank you, Jessica.'
524
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,933
Mommy, where are you?
525
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,300
She's not here, now stop this!
526
00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:42,033
I want mommy!
527
00:35:44,133 --> 00:35:46,100
[intense music]
528
00:35:49,266 --> 00:35:53,000
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
529
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:07,100
[door creaking]
530
00:36:12,466 --> 00:36:14,700
I'm scared of the paddle, daddy.
531
00:36:14,766 --> 00:36:17,833
I'm sorry, I'll put it away.
532
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,833
Are you going to punish me?
533
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,933
Not if you can keep a secret.
534
00:36:27,966 --> 00:36:30,333
Mommy told me never,
never to keep secrets.
535
00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:33,100
This is serious, Jessica.
536
00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:36,266
Do you know what will happen
537
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,233
if you tell mommy
about that lady upstairs?
538
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:44,133
- No.
- Something bad would happen.
539
00:36:46,566 --> 00:36:48,333
Worst than the boogeyman?
540
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,033
Much worse.
541
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,733
What is it?
542
00:36:55,066 --> 00:36:59,666
It's what mommies and daddies
call divorce.
543
00:36:59,733 --> 00:37:03,600
Divorce starts when mommy
and daddy have a big fight
544
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,000
[gunshots]
545
00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,800
That sounds horrible.
546
00:37:10,866 --> 00:37:13,833
'Then they stop talking
to one another.'
547
00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:20,000
Please, don't let that happen.
548
00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:24,600
'Then mommy or daddy
will move to another house.'
549
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:32,466
What about me?
What happens to me?
550
00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:35,500
(Jordan)
If mommy and daddy
get a divorce..
551
00:37:36,566 --> 00:37:39,200
...we have to share you.
552
00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:41,200
Half and half.
553
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,800
[machine whirring]
554
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,533
[screaming]
555
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,533
[screams]
556
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,033
I had that dream.
557
00:38:05,733 --> 00:38:08,733
That same dream.
558
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,333
(Gavin)
'You know, this happens every
time you fight with your dad.'
559
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,566
What time is it?
560
00:38:15,633 --> 00:38:18,100
It's time to get dressed,
or we'll be late for dinner.
561
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,500
Maybe we shouldn't go tonight.
562
00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:27,200
I've got a bad feeling
about this.
563
00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:29,366
What your parents gonna do?
Bite you?
564
00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:31,000
You don't understand.
565
00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:34,533
You know, you're right,
I'll never understand.
566
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,333
Why do you let them
drive you crazy?
567
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,866
You act like
you're responsible for them.
568
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:42,000
Dad sneezes, you get a cold.
569
00:38:42,066 --> 00:38:43,900
Mom gets a headache,
you take the blame.
570
00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:45,100
It's nuts.
571
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:47,200
Gavin, please back off a bit.
572
00:38:48,933 --> 00:38:50,900
I need your help tonight.
573
00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:54,833
I'm sorry.
574
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,933
You know, truth is, uh
575
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,933
we probably are in
for a very boring evening.
576
00:39:06,933 --> 00:39:08,600
We've made your favorite
tonight, Jessy.
577
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:09,766
Roast beef, rare.
578
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:11,600
Hmm, I can taste
the blood already.
579
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:14,133
Your father's just putting
on the finishing touches.
580
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,633
They're here, dear.
581
00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:19,166
It's about time.
582
00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:21,466
[whirring]
583
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,200
[dramatic music]
584
00:39:31,566 --> 00:39:33,533
[chime music]
585
00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:44,033
[dramatic music]
586
00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:55,900
[instrumental music]
587
00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:03,300
(Gavin)
'I'm so full I could die.'
588
00:40:05,033 --> 00:40:07,933
(Jordan)
'I'll be glad
to carve you some more.'
589
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,333
(Marianne)
'Jessica, do you want your
father to carve you so more?'
590
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,200
I-I guess I'm not hungry.
591
00:40:19,566 --> 00:40:22,000
Um, how about dessert?
592
00:40:25,066 --> 00:40:27,033
I think we should
tell them now, Marianne.
593
00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:32,933
We decided to wait
till after your honeymoon.
594
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,200
...to make this announcement.
595
00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:39,533
Jessie, we didn't wanna
spoil it for you.
596
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:45,433
Your mother and I
are getting divorced.
597
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,700
'I know there's a
certain irony to this--'
598
00:40:50,766 --> 00:40:53,933
You can't,
I won't let you.
599
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,533
(Marianne)
'Jessie, I know
this is hard for you'
600
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,533
'but it's hard for us too.'
601
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,633
I kept my promise, dad.
602
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:04,533
I didn't say a word.
603
00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:07,100
You have no right to do this!
604
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,900
What are you talking about?
605
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,933
You know damn well
what I'm talking about!
606
00:41:13,466 --> 00:41:17,233
I-I spent my whole life
keeping you two together.
607
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:23,200
You're not going
to do this to me.
608
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,366
Take it back.
609
00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:28,400
(Gavin)
'Jess, what's wrong with you?'
610
00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:30,200
'They're trying to make it easy
for you.'
611
00:41:30,266 --> 00:41:32,866
- Take it back.
- 'Jessie, please.'
612
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:35,933
Take it back or I'll tell,
I'll tell, I'll tell..
613
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,533
Jess, come on, let's go home.
614
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,433
Jessie, please.
615
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:44,200
I never told mom
about that lady, dad.
616
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,300
I never told her about
any of your la-la-ladies.
617
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,500
I kept my promise.
618
00:41:54,566 --> 00:41:56,866
Gavin, get her out of here!
619
00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:59,200
Mommy, he made me swear.
620
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:02,433
Jessie, I knew about
the other women.
621
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,000
- You knew?
- I've always known.
622
00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:16,433
[screaming]
623
00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,900
[instrumental music]
624
00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:22,733
[Jessica screaming]
625
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,200
Kill me, kill me!
626
00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:38,200
Your place or mine, baby?
627
00:42:39,633 --> 00:42:41,500
[crying]
628
00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:47,100
I'm sorry for what I did.
629
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,866
It was a mistake.
630
00:42:50,933 --> 00:42:53,633
I was crazy,
I was mad at my father.
631
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:57,733
Yeah, I heard your parents
are getting a divorce.
632
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,700
They sure suckered at you,
didn't they?
633
00:43:06,533 --> 00:43:11,000
All those years, it killed you
keeping that secret, didn't it?
634
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,733
Poor little girl.
635
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,700
I'm so scared.
636
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,600
You were always scared.
637
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:25,200
Guess you saw yourself as
the guardian of their marriage.
638
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:27,700
Big mistake.
639
00:43:33,666 --> 00:43:35,600
What are you going to do?
640
00:43:37,366 --> 00:43:39,400
Hey, your folks
are getting a divorce.
641
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:45,400
Just like you always do.
642
00:43:45,466 --> 00:43:47,633
'A thing like that
can really cut a girl.'
643
00:43:48,433 --> 00:43:50,333
[machine whirring]
644
00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:57,066
[screaming]
645
00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:58,066
No!
646
00:43:58,133 --> 00:43:59,133
[screaming]
647
00:44:04,766 --> 00:44:07,400
(Gavin)
'I know, doctor, I just wanted
to see her for a second.'
648
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,333
I can't stand it.
649
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,633
'It happens every time
she looks at me.'
650
00:44:17,433 --> 00:44:19,433
Jess, please..
651
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,600
Jessie, please.
652
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:22,600
[screaming]
653
00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:26,800
No. Get away! Get away!
654
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,533
Get away!
655
00:44:35,766 --> 00:44:38,366
The ties that bind.
656
00:44:38,433 --> 00:44:39,666
Ha ha ha.
657
00:44:39,733 --> 00:44:42,633
The chains of love..
658
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:46,500
...unbreakable, indestructible.
659
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,533
And tasty too.
660
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,100
[laughing]
661
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,900
[theme music]
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