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You're gonna hide me I didn't do anything wrong who is she my name Sean Sean what are you doing here?

And why have you got no top on I know that Sean

Around here, what the fuck would you say that?

Just try not to come back here. I was looking for a place to read by but what is she doing on my heart with a bear?

Come on you need to call down. Tell me what's going on

No!

I can't believe it!

No, no, no, no!

Sorry!

Please!

No, please!

Can I call you?

Can I see you again?

Where you going?

What the hell is going on?

It's the Russians!

Russians!

What Russians have talked to me?

The Russians have been chasing me for months!

You've got a place in my collarbone!

I think I can't join her!

Where was the last place?

You saw these Russians at the end of this street.

For this street.

You are fucking dumb!

I'm going to be a little bit more than you.

I'm going to be a little bit more than you.

I'm going to be a little bit more than you.

That's £20, please.

I've only got 20.

I've left my car at home.

Oh, please, it's £2.

Sorry.

Can't you make an exception?

No, I want to speak to the manager.

He's busy.

Well, I haven't got the two pens.

Well, then you have to fill out a form with your name, address, car registration, telephone number, and all the invoice for the exit.

It'll cost you more to send a letter.

It's the rules.

This makes no sense, right?

Yep.

And you're still enforcing it.

Yeah, my parents must be proud.

Happy travels.

Strictly speaking, it's not my fault.

Not your fault.

Sean, it's 100% your fucking fault.

There's no one in the entire universe that can take the fault here apart from you.

I just wanted to go somewhere to read my book.

In a strip club?

I didn't know it was a strip club, did I?

Did the girls have their tits out?

Yes, the girls had their breasts out.

Where the fuck did you think you were?

It's just, I thought it was hot in there.

You shouldn't talk to customers like that.

Well, she started it.

She'd have called me.

You were hiding in the tea bags.

I had important things to do.

Yeah, I'm sure you did.

Don't be flippant with me, young lady.

I have two trainees starting tomorrow.

You're not indispensable.

Yeah, and I'm sure they won't last the month.

You've got any more diet, Cola?

We've got some decafinated.

Yeah, that gives me our palpitations.

There's a crate at the back.

Take that hat off!

Can I help you with that, sir?

Nope.

And then I started talking to this young crystal.

You were getting on really well.

And she said, let's go to the champagne room.

You went into the champagne room?

Yeah.

What was weird about that was crystals stopped dancing with me

and men started dancing toffee.

Toffee and crystal.

What the fuck did you think they did for a living, Sean?

They're not fucking packs, inspectors, are they?

I just saw to myself, well, no parents.

Call their kids the weirdest things, don't they, nowadays?

I've been totango.

I don't know.

I'll get out of here.

The car!

This is still moving.

Yeah, I'm going 30. You might fucking live.

No, I'm not here now.

Right, if you don't, I will.

No, I can't drive!

I can't do anything.

I can't do anything.

Fuck sake.

I can't do anything.

I don't know what was happening.

I was just sitting there watching them dance,

and then the lights came up.

They all surrounded by all these Russians.

And they said that I owed money.

How much exactly, Sean? Just tell me how much exactly?

8,152 pounds and 62 pounds.

It would have been less, but I ordered some busy popping.

Busy pops expensive in those places, man.

I'll take this and put it down in your trousers.

Put it down in your trousers!

Okay.

Do you want another worst thing?

I never even got a bow now.

Why won't we get in there?

We'll need to let me do all the talking, right?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Did you bring something to cover your face?

Yeah.

No, I'm hurt, there's no rubber, right?

Open the door.

No!

Is that where it is?

I just only started 57 minutes ago.

Everything before that's locked in the center.

Hello from it!

It's in the office.

A general public on a loud in there.

Well, you look like a member of the general fucking public.

No!

Open it now and you'll be cleaning his face off the counter.

Look how many characters!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

One!

Two!

Stop!

Stop!

Are you going to open the door?

No.

Three, yes!

What do you...

What do you do?

aden, whoa!

We should go to get the underpinGrace for an hour!

For what?

There!

Turn out and open it!

I can't.

You're buying the clothes on a turkey Sixth348!

It's realize that there are choices.

I think we should have it with an Idido muscular Sweare.

Or something that I could have got to see.

You have a good day.

I've had better.

That's a lot of dark color.

Yeah, I'm...

I'm trying to lose weight.

Try dachins.

No. Any good?

I lost everything.

Oh.

How long did that take?

About four nights.

Oh.

Makes you fart, though.

How much was in the safe?

Well, no, how much did we make?

It's a cup of 100.

That's not enough.

I know!

How much have you gone?

I'm going to get you.

Come on.

Twelve pence.

What can you give me to him?

I've only got enough of me, Kola.

You know I could do the one, two, three thing review now.

I don't care.

It's his head.

Will you let him put a gun to mind?

See what he's like having your life in someone else's hands.

Just give him the money.

No, it's not a reference.

You couldn't make me shoot him.

Over twelve.

Quit!

Why are you working here?

He has to work.

Did you wake it back?

That chance they're already cutting me, she.

Fine!

You have to go on.

You're not on your stop.

Can you just be the bigger man about this?

I don't want to see that fellas head explode all over the place.

Look, he's...

So little quit.

Come here.

Go.

Go.

Go.

So.

What are you doing?

Checking.

Well.

So, Aroly.

No.

Look, he's totally.

It's too tight.

No.

It's uncomfortable.

Mm.

It's absolutely loose in there, yeah.

Then...

You okay? Yeah.

Happy.

With everything.

I'm sorry.

Oh, that's my nose. What are you doing?

Ah!

It's my hair look alright.

Oh? My hair look alright. It's rough.

Can't we rub another petrol station?

Don't be the same as this place.

We'd have to rub another 30 more just to break even.

And I'll charge the opinion of 20 more.

A pretty fucking slim.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

A pretty fucking slim.

I thought it was a bit suspicious.

I was working there.

But two Asians working in an all-night garage.

That'd be stupid. No one gives a shit as long as they get the right change.

Come on.

I'm just not ready for this to have all the responsibility.

Only until six.

And we'll open it safe.

And get the hair out of it.

Oh no.

No. No.

Stop it. Stop it.

Whoa!

Baby!

I'm alright.

I'm alright.

20 uni.

King size.

Certainly miss.

No.

No.

No.

What I'm shelf.

That's menthol.

Um.

Smooth.

Super kings.

What's the difference?

King size is smaller.

I'm pregnant, you know.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

20.

20.

Not 10.

20.

Not 10.

20.

Not 10.

20.

20.

20.

There you go.

How much?

How much are you usually playing?

Two pounds?

Two pounds?

Yeah, I'll do.

Yeah, I'll do.

It's all there.

I swear I saw that baby on crime watch.

Son, I've told you before you need to go over the baby thing.

Come on.

I can't help it.

They have little human parts, don't they?

They talk funny.

Yeah, and so do you, client.

I thought you guys started tomorrow.

Oh, typical.

Tom expects me to just drop everything and babysit him.

No, I wouldn't go in there.

It is in a bad mood.

Yeah, it was snapping pencils in the office when we came in.

What?

We said you'd show us what to do.

I bet you did.

Oh, okay.

Erm, right.

Well, I'm moved by.

John.

Sean.

Sean.

Sean.

S-H-A-A-N.

Okay, I got it. I got it.

Well, come on then.

We've got shelves to stack.

So we get name tags.

Right, question 15. When was your first kiss?

This is a game. Really necessary?

Yeah, Miss Protocol.

I have to evaluate everyone that works here.

You're reading the quiz out of married and 40.

Yeah.

And if you don't answer all the questions, I can't give you results.

I'm just going to get the results if you don't answer the question.

Stacey Price, uh, second year of high school.

Ooh, late starter.

Sean.

Do relatives count?

Moving on.

Er, can't we play something else?

Erm, you want to be grateful that you're not rowing an imaginary boat, yeah?

Well, I'll do rowing an imaginary boat.

If you get a letter inviting you to a team building day, just phoning sick.

Right, push all the tins forward and make sure all the labels are facing from.

Right, question 16.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A pilot, a gardener.

You?

It's not my test.

See, I reckon you wanted to be like, er...

I know, like a lawyer or something. I think you could have been a princess.

You can't apply for that.

Well, what was it then?

An actress.

How did that work out then?

Oh, how does it look?

Right, I'm just going to go and kill myself, so watch the shot.

No.

She thinks he's going to kill herself.

No.

No, because that's terrible.

She's probably going for a smoke or something, right?

It's the same thing in it.

More gradual.

Do you think we've lost pretty?

I don't know what the big deal is.

You've been talking to a lawyer than me.

Yeah, that's because I can play it cool.

So can I.

You told her you name after 10 seconds?

I didn't know she was going to ask me that.

John, it's the first thing people do when they introduce themselves.

You went for the easy test and you didn't know she was going to ask me that.

John, it's the first thing people do when they introduce themselves.

You went for the easy test.

And you read a million to choose from?

Give me five.

Adam, Alex, Alan, Arnold, Arnie.

There you go. There's five and I haven't even got to be here.

It's not that easy, we don't have time to think about it.

You knew it was one name that wasn't fucking sharp.

And you told her about Stacey Price.

You're not going to search for a girl that I kissed in 1997.

Well, she'll be easier to find than I were. I didn't give her my second name.

Trust me.

The more you talk to her, the more you like her.

And the harder it'll be for us to do what we have to do.

What are you going to do? Just act yourselves.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to keep her at the office.

She's a supervisor. She outranks me.

Come on!

I'm going to keep her at the office.

I'm going to keep her at the office.

Do you mind if I move these to the front?

Yeah, brother.

Just that nobody ever notices them on the way out.

Where's John?

John, you mate, your co-trainer.

He's with Neville.

Why?

I don't know. Neville came out like he was mad and pointed at him and did a clearly finger thing.

Look, I speak to him.

Neville said he's not going to go back there.

No, he's all barked.

Leave, I think he is.

Now, let's get this straight so no one's confused.

There are two reasons that we tied to a chair.

One is because we don't want you coming anywhere.

And two is because we don't want to kill you.

Now, if I have to come back in here again and I see you trying to escape,

I will put a bullet in both your heads.

Do you understand that?

Yeah? Yes?

Good.

Oh, come on, man.

I said I didn't want to kill you.

Come on, Neville, don't try to...

Try to have a better dignity than that.

Look at him, he's not crying, is he?

No.

No.

Did you hear that?

I want to go and check on John.

No, you shouldn't.

Why?

I don't want you to get hurt.

It's just a bully, he's not going to do anything.

I didn't mean that.

Well, what did you mean?

John?

John?

Look, come here.

Have a big fly asking for you.

Vrana.

All right.

Now, I don't want to hear a sound.

You got that?

Yeah? Yeah?

Good.

Sean?

No, he's a bully.

What should I do?

Yeah, not so much.

There we go.

What are you doing?

Did you know you can smile with your eyes and your mouth?

No, Sean.

No, I didn't say it's normal, would you?

It does help, right?

It's a customer.

No, no.

Doesn't someone want to help him?

It's just extra frozen wine.

How'd you know?

Oh, dying flowers, shitty card.

A bit crappy chocolate, so it happens twice a week.

I love my wife.

Happy travels.

Correct?

He's already.

I'll bring them down.

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

What are you doing?

Oh, nice.

Give me some back.

Have a look.

I'll jump over the counter.

I'll actually smack you in the face.

Do you want to see that?

Ninja star.

I'll do it.

Thank you.

Jealous?

Oh, they're really nice.

You did look a lot.

Yeah, showing my teeth not open.

Yeah, no, you're not having them.

What was that about?

What?

In the photo booth, I thought I told you not to get close to her.

There's no one in to the office here.

Take this up now.

I picked you up now.

I don't want to see it, Sean.

Do you know what you've done?

You've put us at the scene of a fucking crime, you noughtty.

Hey, for them.

And I'm burning them.

They're mine.

Not in your mouth, they aren't.

Oh, baby.

Baby, the stencil.

Hello, Mr. Dick Dangle.

My dick.

How long is it dangle?

A little bit.

Well, I can't even bitch slap that.

How am I supposed to reach a top shelf?

Do you have any ideas?

I'm fucking 45.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Don't look at sedom, help me get my beverage.

What are you doing?

Getting your wine.

I'm short and I'm crippled.

Oh, no.

Do you take up a baby?

No.

Can I eat diapers?

No.

Now hurry up and lie before this garage news.

Hi, Eric.

Hi, Eric.

Kevin.

Yes.

Come on.

I got a freaking grocery list here.

I'm going to stick.

Happy troubles.

Hey, I'm having a party later on.

Would you like to come?

I got a pair of nipple tails.

I was with your name written all over.

Tempting, but I'm working all night.

You're lost, toots.

Guys, bags.

Let's go, G-Hats.

Where are you born tall and did you get smaller?

Were you born smart and got dumber?

Thanks, son.

Damn it.

You're really weird, I think I'm hanging on my baby thing.

Fuck.

Don't leave if we can explain.

Stay away from me.

Please, let us explain.

What are you doing? Calm down. Don't be silly about this.

OK. Look, we are Robin.

Nice.

But we don't even know what I'm saying.

I've got to be!

Oh!

No!

Oh!

Don't get up!

No! Get up!

Please, no! I don't want to hurt you!

We got the fucking gun out of my face!

Shut up! Shut up! I'll show him to shoot you in a...

You don't want to fuck with him.

He's a man of dork.

No!

Irish Eyeb stack!

What's this?

How long did you think you were going to get away with?

I'm so nervous we lasted longer than you expected.

You're not too tired.

You're going to get caught.

You're cutting off a circulation.

You have no idea what you're doing.

Just a pair of dickheads.

We've got a lot more duct tape.

How's your eye?

It's pretty sore.

Good.

Gaga.

Picked it up.

Yeah, it's better, isn't it?

Put your hat back.

Was that the best plan you could come up with?

Have you got one?

No?

Well, let me know when you do.

You see how scared she looked?

We didn't have to do that.

What should I have done, Sean?

We could have reasoned with her.

No, we couldn't.

She's not on her side.

We can't do this without her.

Neither of us know what we're doing.

We should just leave.

And do what?

Wait at home until those Russians come back.

Look, I don't like this any more than you do, Sean.

And we've got to do it.

Run the till for a few more hours.

And that's it.

OK?

All right.

Can't be that hard, Nick.

Come on.

PLAY THE

I'm just leaving.

Just leaving.

It's cost me a fortune in loss first.

I'm really sorry, sir.

I think the team's got a bug in it or something.

You'll miss his do that, there.

No, he was, dude.

What? Nothing.

Do you have any idea what you're doing?

Not really, no.

Why don't you go and see him corner?

I'm going to speak to you all supervise.

What now?

No, tomorrow will be fine.

No, I'm just going to camp out the front there until the morning.

Now, of course I want to speak to him now.

The purchase is free.

All of it?

Yeah, all of it.

Well, it's not going to affect my credit, is it?

No, it's not.

It's a free.

How about it, though?

Hey, I'll miss his alight, that.

So birthday the weekend.

It's a laugh of his love.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

They're giving stuff away, mate.

There's a can't one of these, mate.

It's a free.

A free?

What even this?

They're for free as well.

Wow.

Cheers, dude.

What about the pool?

Is that free or not?

Yeah.

Smash.

It's a free.

It's a free.

It's a free.

It's a free.

It's a free.

What even this?

They're for free as well.

Wow.

Cheers, dude.

What about the pool?

Is that free or not?

Smash it.

Lovely stuff.

That didn't go according to the plant.

If I was to ask you why, if I was to tell you why, if I was to tell you why, if I was to tell you why.

That didn't go according to the plant.

If I was to ask you why, if I was to tell you why, if I was to tell you why.

Because I want to tell her.

Who got in there?

Who got in there?

You're re-hired.

Oh, come on.

I'm sorry.

This is a total health and safety breach in over.

What happened here?

We had a sale.

What was the offer?

Why nothing?

Take everything.

15.

Well, you have to do that in here.

Well, I can't go outside, can I?

Well, you could have a bit more consideration for those who don't smoke.

Well, you could have a little bit more consideration for those who don't want to be taken hostage.

How long does it take for Stockholm to enjoy to kick off?

I wouldn't odd your breath.

No, actually, do.

You know what?

And I thought we had chemistry.

Yeah, we did. Until you put a gun in my face and tied me to a chair twice.

You reckon you're clever?

I have my moments.

Then why are you doing a night shift in a petrol station?

Well, at least it's on this one, though.

Have you seen that, there?

It's massive.

It's like lying on the witch and the wardrobe.

But with biscuits.

Levi, what do you think?

You can do the ball of olive op-ots next.

Evening.

Hi, Mavis. Hello, Levi.

I'm looking for the toilet rolls.

Erm, yeah, it's just on the shelf at the top there.

Sean?

Yeah.

Can you help make this with the toilet roll, please?

Yeah, sorry.

Thank you.

You're okay.

Oh, nice room, I can't lie, then.

Yes, you look well.

Yeah, you okay?

Yeah.

Mavis, we're being robbed.

You are?

I told you, but I couldn't have my hand.

I don't quite understand what you're saying.

Have you got your rupee, Sam?

Yes.

Tod it up.

I can hear you, but I just don't understand.

What are you rupeeing?

What?

What the fuck, St. Mavis, we're being robbed!

We just going to ring the police!

You're being robbed!

Don't be squircing!

Yes, I will!

Quiet!

Sean, don't you fucking see it, sir?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my gosh!

Fuck's sake.

I leave you alone for two minutes and you've killed an old lady.

Oh, fuck you cocksack.

I'm sorry, I didn't have this.

You prick.

You little turd.

You piece of shit.

Sorry about my shit.

Let's get off!

Get off that!

Oh!

Jesus.

Frank!

Oh, my, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You said you're right!

I'm just gonna take your tea for her, my ama.

Shit! I'll kill you!

Shh, I should dick up now!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Yeah!

Bit of a piece of friend from me.

Damn milk, one sugar.

Yeah!

Look.

I know this isn't the night you had planned, but we're not going anywhere, so you're kind of stuck with us.

You might as well make the most of it.

That was fucking cold.

That old lady smells really weird.

It's danker smell, because if it is, she definitely smells dank.

Sean?

Yeah.

Go back in there and shoot Neville.

Be sure.

Yeah, Levi here's not taking us seriously.

Don't shoot me in the face.

Do it.

Lisa, I might get a promotion.

I'll tell you what, Sean.

Leave Neville, go shoot the old lady in the fat one.

I'll just tidy her up.

Go and do it.

She was really difficult, she was all wriggly in in the hat.

Sean, go and do it!

Okay.

All right, fine.

You win.

Do you feel like a big man now?

I'm going to go and make a hot dog.

Do you feel like a big man?

Do you have any foie gras?

No.

Have a long shot, isn't it?

Well, sort of strawberry conserve.

I've got jam.

Is it organic?

We're in petrol station at three in the morning.

I'll do what's packed.

Goose?

What?

Yes, how fresh is your goose?

I don't have any goose.

No goose.

I wish out of goose, just aren't like it.

This is all I need.

Oh, I could just, um...

My colleague and I were wondering whether her and her quail eggs were just...

We were just fucking petrol station.

Nothing?

Just move her at the back.

Are we just...

You get them yourself. You're in a shop.

Okay.

Fucking weirdos.

I'm not my dog.

You're nearly shot, never in the face.

I thought his name was John.

He is.

Then why do you call him AJ?

Is he gonna summon us?

Do you do everything AJ says?

Nothing.

Why?

My friend, no.

Really?

I think you suffer with self-esteem issues.

I'm down.

Do I?

Well, it's like he's the man and you're the bitch.

He tells you to roll over and tickle with your belly.

Not only half a month.

You should read this.

Get back to me when you've read it.

And take the food out your mouth.

It's not polite.

I've got mostly seas.

And?

This is a...

You tick mostly seas. You're lacking in self-esteem.

And too easily influenced by others.

Yeah.

And to combat this you should use new confidence boosting on.

Oh, no, forget that bit.

But the first bit's right.

You're smarter than me.

You've got to learn to stand on one two feet.

You know, be a man.

You've got loads of great qualities.

Yeah.

You're not around us.

Yeah.

You're just as smart as him.

And better looking.

No.

I totally go with you.

Do it now if you want.

You know what?

Close your eyes.

There's some.

Cigarettes, please.

And they'll have green rizzlers.

And very much the muffins.

Uh, 7-5-2, please.

Happy troubles.

The moment's passed, sorry.

Do you?

You know what's happening here, don't you?

I don't know.

It's just a moment.

Do you?

You know what's happening here, don't you?

She like totally loves you.

Got mustard, don't you?

Oh, my God.

You're right.

Yeah.

You mean that you were so totally connected?

Yeah.

Oh, that explains it.

The vibes.

Wow.

Do you know, I just...

Could I get at one restaurant without somebody falling in love with me?

Oh, it's hard to believe.

Levi, the tomatoes should go first.

Then the baked beans.

Then the beans are sausages,

and then the all day breakfast.

Right now, I've got to look all over the place

and it's confusing my eyes.

This way, it goes up.

Like monkeys to people.

Evolution.

Yeah.

You're right.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Sean?

You could make a career out of this.

And then the county.

Which one?

Education.

Can I remember what that one?

Maybe a school, just a few.

We don't.

Application for me.

For what?

For here.

Levi says I'm a natural.

Sean, you've put your contact details down.

Yeah.

How much will I know I've got the job?

You're robbing the place.

You don't even want to come back here for a fucking sausage roll.

As soon as we're gone,

she would have given it to the police.

No, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

Sean, can't you see what she's doing, man?

Yeah, she's helping me with my application.

You don't give me a deal.

But now, of course, you're a bit of a gibbon.

You shouldn't talk to me like that.

You shouldn't talk to me like that.

I'm sick of you holding me down.

Holding you down.

Sean, I'm the only one keeping you up.

I'm not going to let you tickle my belly anymore.

Where you going?

To sweep the forecourt.

What are you playing, then?

Nothing.

Although, despite the robbery and the kidnapping,

I thought maybe underneath all this, you might be a good guy.

It turns out that you are just an asshole.

Yeah, well, that's just how I roll.

I'm not an asshole, you know.

Well, you aren't like one.

Well, you're not exactly the best company to be hanging out with tonight.

Yeah, well, I'm comfortable with that.

All right.

All right.

I saved him from drowning once, you know.

Pretty much.

Right, so you're an asshole with a lifesaver's badge.

All right, and as ridiculous as it sounds about the time he

stapled his lips together, who do you think was there for him?

I don't actually care.

It doesn't change my opinion of you.

You know, you're only saying this because I'm robbing the place.

Yeah, that's one of the reasons.

Well, then I guess you're a hypocrite because, well, I don't see you paying for those scratch cards.

Do you want to put our crimes into perspective?

Still stealing.

No, I work here, so I'm entitled to it.

Yeah, no wonder what mate Ian about would think about that, huh?

God, well, if I win, then I'll share it with him.

He's already crinkling down crisps.

No, we've sold out, sorry.

I'll get this, uh, some matches, um, um,

I'll leave this at a petrol.

That's £10.

How do you want to tell her?

That's fine.

The travels.

Look, Levi.

Look, if the next sentence has anything around between, or to do with households,

we just keep it to you self.

And we just leave me alone.

Excuse me?

Hello?

You're dripping from the...

You're dripping from the...

I'm sorry.

Fuck off.

Come on.

So you're not even, you know, a temp to apologise back?

You want me to apologise to my kidnapper?

I don't think he's for a living, you know.

Well, I can tell.

Sir? Sir?

You can't do that here.

Well, I want it with a fucking pack and a crisp.

This is a bit extreme, isn't it?

Look, look, look, look.

I've got a friend inside and he'll know exactly what to do.

All right, I'm just gonna go get him.

Just wait here.

All right?

She left me.

And there's nothing I can do.

I sent emails, her old address.

I sent flowers.

I think I'm like dead.

My cents are a puppy.

Well, did it come back dead?

No.

Dead when you got there.

I forgot to put the air holes in the box.

So you've had a rough life, but that doesn't mean

that you should set yourself on fire.

Yeah?

Yeah.

So imagine if you live.

It's come back all flaky, you know.

What?

Colomann blown himself up in peace.

Go away.

Forget you ever saw me.

Wish I could.

I haven't had a very great life.

Since I was seven.

But I don't want to blow myself up.

Just get on with it, don't you?

Besides, if you really wanted to set yourself on fire,

you'd use supreme unleaded,

because everybody knows that it prolongs the life of your engine.

Good, didn't it?

Oh, it's such a failure.

I can't even kill myself, probably.

That's not a bad thing, is it?

Oh, just get you up.

Oh, there we go.

You're ending one, two, three.

Oh, you got it, I got you.

Would you help me?

I don't think that's a good idea.

Oh, God, that's a nice little.

No, actually, hug.

I'm good.

Oh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I have found some crinkly little creeps.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I thought I'd take the help, and I'm a quiz going down.

Yeah, well, it's probably over then.

What are you doing?

Oh, we're just looking here.

So that's my quip.

Try and hold my lever.

What? No.

I hope not.

Obviously, no.

All this time you told me not to talk to her,

and not to be friends with her,

and you're just being all kissy.

Sharon, you think you're way too hard about me?

Am I?

Are we just waiting for me to be out of the way so you could...

get all sexy?

Seriously, Sharon, we've got a lot of backage chromas on yourself.

Look, I'm just as clever as you, and I'm much stupid.

I know what's going on.

I'm nothing.

Well, I'm done with this.

I'm going home. I don't like tying people up.

No, you're not going anywhere.

Levi, listen. Listen.

Did you want to come with me? I'm a good person,

and I'll treat you really nice. I promise.

You're tied to a chair, Sharon.

No, you won't, Sharon.

Don't have to stop it.

Whoa. I've been missing you anymore.

Come on, man.

I'm my own man.

Why am I leaving?

Look, this is between you two, yeah?

You've been telling me.

I haven't said anything.

She says I don't need you anymore.

All right.

I know what it sounds like.

It's like that, is it?

What else have you said?

You two are going to fucking ride off into the sunset

and they're low for something.

Yeah, why haven't said anything?

That's a bit out of order.

That is a bit out of order.

No, I'll tell you what's out of order, Shana.

I'm here because of you.

Is he told you why we're here?

Huh?

Well, go on, Sharon.

Tell her.

Tell her why we're here, man.

Go on.

Now, then, I will.

We're here.

Shana got a ten grand debt in a strip club.

It was 8,562 pounds and 52 pence. I needed somewhere to read my book.

Ten grand? How did you manage that?

It's really easy because...

No, I don't want to know.

I dropped the gun. You first. No.

Look, were you two just calm down?

Do you want to know the best part about this Levi?

The real genius part. Go on, Tene Chon.

No? Where's he run to?

A house! I've already apologised for that.

Now I've got a bunch of Russians wanting to fucking kill me because of him!

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Nothing but a fucking piece of cheese, Chon.

Hey, Jay, were you just chill out?

How the fuck? Do you know my name?

I'm not stupid.

You are a fucking muppet, Chon.

You know what? If I pulled off your head, there'd be nothing but fucking stuffing inside.

You know what? You're worse than a muppet.

You wouldn't even know how to fucking get to Sesame Street, even if you had a fucking top it around your side.

Even the crowd feels sorry for you and he gives in a fucking skip.

It's a bit fucking...

Oh!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you all right?

Hey, Jay, look at me.

Come on, put your heads up, I'm sorry.

Fucking hell, man. You've got me in your eyes!

Sorry, I said fuck you!

Oh, God! I'm running a nipple!

What's wrong with you?

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

What are you talking about? I'm out!

Okay, then look. I'm out as well.

All right, all right. Put it down, please.

Please, isn't it? All right, there's no...

Okay.

Put it down, slowly.

I'm putting it down, slowly.

I'm putting it down, slowly.

All right. Okay, it's down.

It's down.

Fuck!

Yeah! You're right! That is it!

You're not seen in the...

Yeah! You're not seen in the plane!

All right, stop out!

Stop, stop!

Don't fall out!

I pulled my head in!

Get on my head!

What in the queue are you?

Pasting fucking guns!

Get up.

Get up.

Get up!

Get up now!

Get up now!

I'm being serious.

Alright.

Oh.

It's not fucking loaded.

Move.

You better get the fuck off now.

Come on.

Put the gun down, dickhead.

It's not even real.

How did you get out?

It's a mother.

Come on.

Move.

What the fuck are you doing?

This is my turn now, okay?

You've been fucking me around since you got here.

Now move.

Move!

Come on, John.

In the fridge.

What are you doing?

Get in the fridge!

Get in the fridge!

What the fuck?

Get up, John!

Go.

Go!

Go!

5, 5!

I'd better get a pay rise for this.

Who have you been getting post cards off then?

I'm done.

I'm kind of jail for ten years because of you.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry I saw you!

I fucking sorry I saw you!

You say I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

You know what?

When you go to jail I'm not gonna take care of you.

Seriously?

I said I was sorry.

All you ever do is fuck up my life man.

I have known you for thirty years,

so thirty fucking years and you give me up for a girl that you met tonight.

You are an idiot.

You're a fucking idiot!

I'm an idiot!

Did I say that we should rob the garage?

No!

Did I say that we should stay?

No!

Is it my fault that you never did all the things that you said that you wanted to do?

No!

You've done nothing with your life and you blame me.

I can't want to fall apart without you.

I'm not gonna fall apart.

It's just so busy blaming the world for your rubbish life.

When you've got to get a grip then start blaming yourself.

Talk then.

Come on.

I'm sorry.

That's it.

I ended up with the circumstances I thought it was the right decision.

For the last ten years I thought that my mum doesn't give a shit about me.

Ten years?

Really?

Is it that long?

Yeah, ten years, ten fucking years.

That's alright, at the moment.

Let's have a think about an excuse.

Some lie.

God, I've never seen you so silent.

You know, I really thought I could work in a place like this.

You had been good at it.

I really thought me and Debbie could have had something, you know.

You'd have been good at it.

Being in a relationship and that.

Mum was a free spirit, is she?

She always wanted to go travelling. I told her it was a bad idea.

We were settled, we had the station, we didn't need anything else.

So she just up and left and didn't want to say goodbye?

She was.

I said it was a bad idea. It would be better for all of us if she just left while you were at school.

All of us?

I don't want you being upset by her.

No, you don't want me going with her.

Of course I didn't need my little girl.

I don't want you going off half of her in the world.

What happened to me?

Do you want a hug?

No.

I don't want you to go.

No.

Is that a guy thing?

Are you still angry with me?

No, it's because you stink a fucking petrol.

What you've been doing rolling around in the fork or something?

I've stopped a man from setting himself on fire.

What?

There weren't any crinkly nut crisps.

It's a long story.

I just wanted you to be safe.

No, you want a cheap labour.

No, I didn't.

I wanted to provide for you to make you happy.

Happy?

If I ever been happy.

When have I ever done what I want to do?

You know, I'm bothered about my happiness. All you care about is this shit old.

Oh.

All right. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have been to those cards.

See that there, man?

I've never listened.

I'm sorry.

No, you're not sorry.

You're a selfish, possessive little prick. That's what you are.

And I don't blame her for living.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We'll go on holiday together. You always wanted to get a crate, haven't you?

A fucking crate. It's a fucking crate.

You can take a second, and I'll give you this. Yeah.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, let's get out of here.

AJ, I've got an idea.

I would say you're going to cry, kick the door.

Nah, blood.

I'm a cold fool, kick the door.

Mother!

Whoa!

Oh!

Right, shall we talk?

Oh.

Oh.

All right, so what's the deal?

Sixty-four-eight.

Sixty-four-eight.

What are you?

Will you get the high percentage?

Not when it's split.

Oh, you could be in prison right now.

All right, fair enough.

Do you have a plan?

Of course I've got a plan, I'm a woman.

Oh, sorry.

I'm doing it all right.

T-t-t-t-t-t-t.

Mm.

Nah.

Mm.

I don't mind.

You don't mind what?

You'd leave I if you won too.

Sean, I told you before, it's not like that.

We were just talking.

Come on.

You know what, in fact?

I think you should ask around.

You wouldn't care.

Of course not.

Why would I?

I don't care.

You wouldn't come up to me in ten years' time when I happened in my own and said that I took her off for you or anything.

Mm.

Nah.

Seriously.

Does that be really depressing?

Because we'll be married, we'll have kids, we'll have to divorce.

We'll have those kids.

We'll have two unites.

We'll have kids.

Then I'm going to be their godfather.

Exactly.

I think I've put more on that.

Yeah, but I'm your boy, there's no girls.

There it is.

You're in the tea.

Anything else?

No.

I'm dressed up as the biggest person in India!

A human being!

I was praying that you didn't it!

An attorney carrying my supposedly

alcohol-proofing

bulbed

Miss Mormons

Why are you laughing, you fuck.

Huh?

You owe us money.

Yeah, guys.

We're actually getting it.

You have until the end of day, not month.

This is not what it looks like,

because we're actually loving this place.

Really?

Right now.

Uh-huh.

This is not how we do robbery in Russia.

It's a long story.

I've been here all day.

And I don't get it either.

Right, I've got what we need.

What's going on?

Levi, these lovely gentlemen are the Russians from the, uh, strip club.

And this is Levi.

She's one helping us open the safe.

Right, she's not done so already.

Ah, because it's on a time-not.

I'm going to open 6.

I'm going to open 6.

I'm going to read it to her.

This is what we're going to do here.

In two minutes, you're going to open the safe.

Yes?

And you do?

You give us all the money.

Right?

Then we call it even.

We only owe you 8,000 bucks, Sean.

You feel we deserve all this?

I'm done, because I've lost my job here.

Yes, she had a career here.

I won't go that far, but still it is unfair.

Guys, please.

It's very unfair world.

We are unfair people.

Give us the money.

We'll put in a wheelchair for how you say, forever.

We have understanding.

Ah? Yes.

No.

Give your hands up!

Give your hands up!

No one's fucking good!

No!

It's a good one, but you know it.

You two, you're Polish fucked.

Your hands in the air, I can see them.

No!

Elvis, open the fucking tin.

Do it!

What's that?

What's that?

What's that?

Spin a slow knife.

I want to make fuck all.

I'll apply for your job.

No, put a fucking safe.

No.

What?

We're not insured.

You worried about my health?

No.

Yeah, you might sue us.

You've been worried about your face.

Oh!

You want some?

You want some?

Did you want some?

You did not fuck!

We need dangerous faces!

Do you understand?

Right.

Where is this?

Thank you.

Richie.

Here.

Go.

No.

Richie, before we go back there, I should go.

Shut up!

I talk to Richie.

I talk to Richie.

What's that?

Now, I want all of you fuckers to move on the other side of this fucking store.

Now, move!

Oh!

Come on!

It's an old woman in two men!

Time to have some...

Lastiness, bro.

But basically, I'm going to be quite brief.

I'm just going to go right in there and I'm going to walk straight up to her and I'm going to say...

Get your phone out.

Dude, you need to say something more poetic than that.

No, look!

How many side up?

Three, three.

You've got to keep your shit in this.

Cool.

And then call the police!

Oh, Dad, I'm going back to the job center.

We can explain.

Yeah, you better.

We're up in the place.

We're up in the place.

No, Dikit. We're up in the place.

We were up in the place before you.

How many?

How many people are up in this place?

Just us! Just us!

Well, it's just you now, but...

So what are you uniform, Zeno?

Work experience.

You have to another slab?

I'm not a good person.

You're a good person.

You're a good person.

You're a good person.

Hey! You too!

Holds! Shut it!

I'm not fucking Polish.

What's your game, sweetheart?

I actually do work here.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm making a big mistake.

Any guess?

Gene manager, right?

No, he's actually tied up in the back.

What?

Money belongs to us.

You...

You...

...premonious.

Are you friendly?

Friendly not!

There will be consequence, yes.

Hey, what was that?

It's the time, look.

It's on look.

It's on look.

You're sweetheart.

I can't wait to meet you.

You stay here.

You're rising to Polish, fuck's.

I'm not a good person.

I'm not a good person.

You're a beast, you're a poor man.

I'm a...

...

You should have come back at six.

And don't stop.

Just saying it's a waste of death.

Fucking shit.

Okay, get out of here.

I said, get one.

Who called the pigs in?

They weren't asked.

We don't want them here either.

You.

Yeah, you. Did you make it cool?

Did you see us reaching far phones?

We're better.

We're better than you.

I was thinking shit.

Yeah.

Good idea.

No!

Zippit, mongol.

Just take me instead.

I said zippit!

Zippit!

Or I will crush you.

I will crush you until things come out of you!

Big death.

But just really fucking done.

What?

There's something you boys need to know about me.

I'm a mad dog.

What the fuck are you doing, man?

Oh, God!

Tell me one here.

That's... that's...

Yeah.

I'll tell you earlier.

You're not leaving without money.

We're stolen first.

I know the money's really important right now,

but the first thing that we need to do...

Shut the fuck up!

I will not shut up!

I started to stand off!

My opinion means something!

It matters!

I'm mad up!

Nobody ever listens to me, but today your voice is not a listen to me!

Whether you like it or not!

Yeah!

You're at the mad dog.

Let the girl go.

Shut the fuck up, AJ!

I'm trying to help you, man.

Who are I cool?

This is your mum.

All right, first.

This is what's happening.

We've got the police coming in.

And none of us want to be here when they arrive.

And these boys are at 8,562 pounds and 52 plates.

Make a ten.

What?

Well, we're still one born.

Dragua has children to go through school, and I like escorts.

This is a fucking liberty!

Sounds very reasonable under the circumstances.

It's reasonable when I ask you to relank your pole.

Where the only way because they make your compromises.

You get the money, they get the girls.

What are we, Kati?

Hey!

Hey!

Fuck, I'll rest.

Everybody shut the fuck up!

Now this is always going down.

You two are 8,552 pounds.

And 62 pence.

That's why you're old, and that's why you're gay.

You are going to let me go and keep the rest.

Now, very of you, fuck!

I've got a problem with that.

Me and my sidekick will not hesitate to put a bullet in each one of your fucking heads!

Yeah!

It's your choice, gents.

I know you...

I know you, but you are.

Oh fuck!

When you are under Earp Valest

He is.

Look at this.

mutantup Amongstments.

Put back your boys.

Ah?

You can't speak to.

Back off, or I killed the girl.

I watched Sriman die before,

but she won't be the last.

Sriman, everybody, shut up!

This is our money, we're leaving with it,

and there's nothing you can do about it.

Come on, come on! Come on!

It was all this my fault.

There's no one there.

Come on, let's come.

Oh!

Oh!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

Do you hear that?

You're dead.

You fucking dead useless.

I don't know if you're fucking dead.

No, I'm dead!

No, you're fucking dead!

No, you're fucking dead!

Look what you've done.

You poor fucking rich shit!

You're supposed to be easy.

We need a distraction!

We need to go to the police!

We need to go to the police!

We need to go to the police!

Oh, man!

Somebody, you do this!

Shut up!

You do this!

It's a fucking petrol station!

What?

What the fuck?

We need to go!

No!

Let's go!

Oh God!

Go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh, God!

Let's go!

Oh, God!

Oh!

Let's go!

Get it on here!

Oh, please, let's go!

I'm just kidding you, kid.

I'm just kidding you.

Just kidding me.

I'm just kidding you.

Just kidding me.

Fuck you.

I- I don't...

Turn back, don't turn back.

All right, just keep walking.

We almost kissed tonight.

All right.

When I ate a hot dog.

Really? Yeah.

I've seen you eat.

Yeah, now I was...

I was surprised too.

She's not coming, is she?

I'm really sorry, man.

I'm just not arrested or something.

Well, sorry for that, or...

She's buggering off to Barbados with her money.

I can't stand on countries.

I sweat too much. I think something wrong with my glands.

You know, whatever happens, Sean, you're going to be all right.

Can we have that hug now?

It's fine if not.

Mensquise.

When Levi told us the plan, did she say left or right?

All right.

Oh, shit.

Did you recognize any of the robbers?

No.

Did you see you took the cash?

Did you see you took the cash?

Where am I driving to?

Just go left everywhere. Just go left everywhere.

Happy fucking troubles.

A perfect memory of all.

A star, a sea swept away.

I live in the city and only the city understands me.

I live in the city and only the city can help me.

As life flies on.

One night, you take one.

Where's my airline?

Jesus, you're going to fucking hell. I forgot my line.

Oh, baby!

Sean, you told me your name after 10 seconds.

We chose the easiest note to pick.

What's wrong?

Fuck.

AJ.

AJ.

Oh, fuck.

Leave.

We can't do this.

Oh, fuck.

You fucked me.

Leave, I.

You see, the thing is...

I missed the fucking thing.

All you needed was one name that wasn't fucking sharp.

You were going to shoot never enough.

Oh, fucking hell.

Yes.

That was terrible.

I did it again.

Oh, that was cruel.

Are you Prince of Persia? Open the tail.

You soon, bud. Open the tail.

Well, you've beaten Andre. Open the tail.

Oh.

That had a lady's mouth really weird.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Yeah, how else will they know that I've got somewhere to work?

Fucking what?

I'm still in it.

I'm not stupid.

Kisses in, isn't it?

AJ, you're going like you.

I don't see you going to cry.

Sorry.

Don't, don't, don't.

Don, look at me.

Just look at me. Look at me.

Don't.

AJ.

Oh, God.

Fuck it.

Oh, God.

I'm going nuts.

Yeah.

Look at you, Don.

Look at you, Don.

Look at me, Don.

Oh, shoot.

Sorry.

Oh, God.

I'm sorry, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh, God.

It ballsed in.

Coming at you.

I can't.

I can't...

I can't tell you.

I'll tell you to stop.

This is for all your lovers!

All your lovers out there!

Oh, God.

You know.

I'm gonna let you know, baby

I wanna let you down

Gonna spread your legs, baby

Uh-oh

And I'm gonna go down, go down, go down, down, down

Now you girl, yeah

Could you smell so good?

Smells so sweet

You don't taste so good, don't taste so sweet

But you smell so bad, but bad, I'm in good

Ha-ha

Let me take you by the hand

I rock you on time, baby

Look into my eyes, girl, as we go, as we go

We go, we go, we go

Move to the left, yeah

Move to the right, go, go down, down, down, down, down

Move to the right, go up, go down, go down, down, down

I'm gonna put my auto tune on

That's an effect, that's an effect

Not some cream or some shit or some condom

Cause I don't use condoms

No