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Back in high school,
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Lina falls in love with a boy.
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Only she maintains he was
never, ever a boy.
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He was born a god.
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In a matter of weeks,
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she gets to know
everything about him.
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"Man, if guys only knew,"
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she jokes to her
best friend Jennifer,
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"how much we think about them."
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Lina's always honest
about things like that.
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But Jennifer isn't
willing to admit
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she's ever done
anything similar.
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Like finding out every single
thing about someone
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to whom you have never spoken.
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Phone number by heart.
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And in two weeks, you've dialled
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the first six numbers
about a thousand times.
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And your heart explodes
right before the seventh number.
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Your finger pulses on it,
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but you never, ever press it.
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Aidan, I watched that show
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you told me about, Star Search.
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Yeah.
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There was this one girl on it.
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She sang "Crazy."
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Only...
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she did it very fast-like.
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It was nice.
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But...
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- But?
- I don't know.
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I-I would've done it...
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regular.
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You got a real nice voice,
you know that?
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Maybe you could get on there.
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You know when you're listening
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to a song and it feels
like it's about one person?
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Every song, I guess,
is about that person.
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Hmm.
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♪ There's no need
to take a stand ♪
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♪ For it was I
who chose to start ♪
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♪ I see no need
to take me home ♪
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♪ I'm old enough
to face the dawn ♪
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♪ Just call me angel
of the morning ♪
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♪ Angel ♪
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Aidan.
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♪ Just touch my cheek ♪
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♪ Before you leave me, baby ♪
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♪ Just call me angel
of the morning... ♪
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Hi.
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Hey, Mrs. Matthews.
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He's leaking fluid
from his left eye.
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- Great. Got it.
- Probably pink eye.
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Okay, come in, come in.
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I suggest keep him home
tomorrow, see the doctor.
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I'd keep him away
from the other one.
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Okay. Great.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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♪ Maybe the sun's light... ♪
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♪ And it won't matter anyhow ♪
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Mom?
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♪ If morning's echo
says we've sinned ♪
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Mom?
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♪ Well, it was what
I wanted now... ♪
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Mom?
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- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to get a kink
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out of my back
with the de-kinker...
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Oh, my God!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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Ryan, you cannot--
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Mommy?
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♪ tense, haunting music ♪
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Mom? Oh, my God.
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- Mom.
- It's okay.
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Are you okay?
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Hello?
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Mom!
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Go help your brother.
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Go get him, honey.
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♪ haunting music ♪
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Mom. Mom.
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Oh, my God. Mom.
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Honey, you got to get--
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You got to go help
your brother, okay?
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I'm having a heart attack.
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I can't die in front of my boys!
My boys are here.
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Please, please come...
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Sorry to bring you
all the way out here...
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for a frazzled housewife.
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It-it happens
more often than you think.
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I'm sure of it.
All right, well, take care, now.
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Yeah, you, too.
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Big night.
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I thought I was gonna die.
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Yeah, well, you didn't.
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What would you have said
to the kids, then?
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What? If you died?
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Mm-hmm.
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Come on now, Lina.
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Come on now what?
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Well, you-you...
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You're a young, healthy woman.
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There's nothing
the matter with you.
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Any problems you got...
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...they're in your head.
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My pain is not...
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...in my head, Ed.
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The body of Christ.
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Hi.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Lina, you coming?
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Yeah, Mom.
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See you guys there.
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Okay.
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That looks like
a month of gymnastics.
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This was on clearance.
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- Ross?
- Uh, Macy's.
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Fancy.
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I spoke to Stacey Matthews.
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Goddamn it.
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She said you were sleeping
in the parking lot at school.
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In your car?
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No, I was not sleeping. She's...
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God, I was just thinking.
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Have anything to do
with your... episode?
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Is that what Ed said?
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Jesus Christ. You know, what are
you, spying on my entire life?
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Watch your mouth.
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She said "goddamn it."
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'Cause I put salt
in my goddamn coffee.
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He's your husband.
He's just worried about you.
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And I would appreciate if y'all
wouldn't talk to my husband
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about my issues.
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So, y'all are having issues.
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You know what?
I'm considering things.
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I'm being interested
in exploring things
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and feelings.
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Like maybe we shouldn't always--
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Okay, enough with
your feelings, Leen.
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You got enough feelings
to clog a toilet.
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Did y'all hear
about this senator guy?
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Oh, yeah. What's his name?
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I heard Jim going on about him.
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- Richard something?
- Mourdock.
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If he knows how
to cook eggs over easy,
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- he's got my vote.
- What about him?
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Apparently, they say
he might lose now.
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To the Democrat.
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'Cause he was saying...
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...if you get pregnant from...
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it's 'cause God intended it.
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What's-- From what?
I missed the word.
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- Rape.
- That's disgusting.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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So, sorry,
he's saying being raped
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is all part of God's plan?
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Oh, finally.
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Sorry about that, ma'am.
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Yeah, sorry-schmorry.
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No, he's saying if you's raped
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and you get pregnant, you still
shouldn't have an abortion
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because the baby was God's plan.
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Missy, no one's having
no abortion.
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So if I was raped
by some animal,
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I could not have an abortion?
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Can we talk
about something else?
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I get about 18 minutes a week
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away from Todd
and the little monsters.
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Sometimes they make me wish
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I wasn't such a good Christian
woman, if you know what I mean.
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- Randy.
- Stop.
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I'm joking.
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We all know Lina's
the only one of us
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that'd ever have an abortion.
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Danica Tompkins had one.
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That's... What are you doing?
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Missy, just shut up.
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That baby had problems,
and you know that.
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That baby was a child of God.
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- She had no right.
- Mom, it could've killed her.
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See?
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Oh, and I would not...
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have one.
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So, tell me.
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Mm-hmm?
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- What were you doing?
- When?
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When you called the ambulance.
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Oh. I wasn't doing anything.
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Oh, you were just sitting there
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staring at the wall?
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N-No. I, uh, was, uh, cleaning.
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My eldest had spilled his OJ,
and I was cleaning it up.
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Hmm.
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Okay.
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Oh, and I also, um...
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I was looking up someone
from my past on Facebook.
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Mm-hmm. Ah.
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Yeah. But that didn't
cause me any panic.
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Well, why would it?
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How did it make you feel
seeing this person?
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He. It's a he.
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Well, duh.
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I felt, I felt...
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...alive.
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Hmm.
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Ooh, but it's not right
and I know it's not.
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Plus the fact, okay, so
his wife is like a supermodel.
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I made the mistake
of clicking on her profile--
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Shh.
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- So, two things.
- Yeah.
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One, best thing
for anxiety is...
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- Breathing.
- Exercise.
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- Exercise.
- Exercise. Running.
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Lifting. Fornicating.
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Okay? And two, but
a very close number two, is...
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talking.
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Okay? So, I got an idea.
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It's a woman's group.
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A group.
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Sort of, yeah.
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Um, for what?
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For women, sweetheart.
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No, you know,
you can talk about your life.
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Have people there
that'll listen.
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Sounds like something new.
Sounds like something special.
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Sounds like something women
don't usually have.
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- Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah.
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Cool. And how much does it cost?
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Sweetheart. It's free, honey.
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It's like
a research group, okay?
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All it'll cost you is a little
bit of time and some honesty.
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And, baby, you get
what you pay for.
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All right?
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Okay.
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Oh, gosh.
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- But, honey?
- Yeah?
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If looking up your old flame
on Facebook were a crime,
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whole world would be in jail.
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Hell, I'd be
serving two life sentences.
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Yeah.
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She realised that for years
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she had been forcing compensation.
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Every time Ed
ignored her in bed,
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she'd wake up in the morning
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and ask him to fix something
in the house.
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It was the same thing
her mother did to her father.
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It was a way to make up
for not being loved enough.
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Looks like Sara-Beth
is getting married.
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And she's having this
bachelorette party
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and the whole nine.
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I mean, we haven't
spoken in years,
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but we were
so, so close in school.
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Looks like it's in Indy, so...
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God, can you imagine?
Ryan's just about seven,
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and in all those years,
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I've never spent one night
away from him.
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Isn't that funny?
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What's funny...
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is "bachelorette"
isn't even a real word.
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It is, too.
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What do they do?
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Get together
and rag on their husbands?
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Speaking of which...
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Hmm?
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Where you going?
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I'm going to that women's group.
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00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:58,554
What about the boys?
269
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,578
♪ slow, somber music ♪
270
00:12:23,616 --> 00:12:25,238
Hey, baby.
271
00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:27,340
I think...
272
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,762
...that I might be...
273
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,984
about to freak the fuck out.
274
00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:35,027
Hmm.
275
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:40,011
I believe you, baby,
but here's the thing.
276
00:12:40,111 --> 00:12:42,453
The women in that group
are counting on you.
277
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:47,057
So, sometimes... sometimes,
you got to fake it to make it.
278
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,159
Okay?
279
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,302
That time is now, okay?
280
00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:56,025
All right?
281
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,907
You can do this. Come on.
282
00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,910
♪ "Non c'è più niente da fare"
by Bobby Solo ♪
283
00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,056
Okay.
284
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:16,537
I've been very busy
285
00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:18,699
in the kitchen this week
with my mom.
286
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,622
No pressure, if you don't like
the sweets or something.
287
00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:24,264
Remember,
it's the chocolate chip.
288
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,745
Is that new? Have you had that--
289
00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:28,187
Not just your
run-of-the-mill female B.O.
290
00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,269
I mean, what is going on
down here?
291
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,790
It's something between
292
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,112
a fish hatchery
and a can of wet cigarettes.
293
00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:34,433
Menthol, I hope?
294
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:35,954
Menthol, I wish.
295
00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:38,276
You know, boric acid
is great for that.
296
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:40,999
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
Dicks also smell.
297
00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:42,600
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, God.
298
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,442
They don't know how
to take care of it,
299
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:47,524
but dicks do not stink
nearly as bad as balls do.
300
00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:50,607
- Ew.
- Old balls?
301
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:52,128
You ever smell old balls?
302
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:55,091
It's... it is O.B., not B.O.
303
00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,974
God, totally, it's like
malt balls and horses.
304
00:14:58,074 --> 00:14:59,295
Ew!
305
00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:01,337
They really do.
What are men doing?
306
00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:02,498
No, no, no, no, no.
307
00:15:02,598 --> 00:15:04,700
That is my cue to leave.
308
00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:10,184
- I still think he's so hot.
- Bye, balls.
309
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,866
Oh, wait, you guys,
310
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:13,427
I've got something freaky
that happened to me last week.
311
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:15,950
Oh.
312
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,432
So, me and Jeff,
you know, the new guy,
313
00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:20,153
we're going at it, and he asks
314
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,475
what my last boyfriend's
name was, so I just tell him.
315
00:15:22,575 --> 00:15:23,997
Um, Kent, right?
316
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,958
Yep, Kent.
317
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,440
So, then he says, "Did Kent
318
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,802
like it when he fucked
that fat pussy?"
319
00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:35,127
Uh, literally as the only
lesbian in here, no, thank you.
320
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,009
-"Fat pussy"? Come on, girl.
- No.
321
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,611
We don't like that.
322
00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:41,212
I don't know
what-what came over me.
323
00:15:41,312 --> 00:15:42,653
I just turned into a whore.
324
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:43,894
What?
325
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:45,176
What did you say?
326
00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:46,297
I said, "Fuck yeah,
he liked it."
327
00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:47,618
And then I said,
328
00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:50,100
"And he liked
to come in it, too."
329
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,701
And then he just
finishes right there.
330
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,424
Did you?
331
00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:55,545
- Of course not.
- Of course not.
332
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,647
Did you like it?
333
00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,630
Um, I don't... I guess. Ugh.
334
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:02,871
It was confusing, like...
335
00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,192
Like, what was that?
336
00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,114
Yeah. It's cuckolding.
337
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,756
- What?
- It's a thing.
338
00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:11,439
Some guys like to watch their
girlfriends fuck other men.
339
00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,920
And some just like
to hear about it?
340
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:13,921
Sounds about right.
341
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:15,282
Apparently.
342
00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:16,523
Wait, wait, wait,
so hold on a second.
343
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:18,365
Did you like it?
344
00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:21,768
Why does he get to just say that
345
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:23,490
without even asking first?
346
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:26,052
I get it, I guess. I get it.
And I don't like it.
347
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,494
You know, it made me,
348
00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:30,296
like, really lubricated,
but, like...
349
00:16:30,396 --> 00:16:31,977
does that...
does that mean, am I...
350
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,178
am I disgusting?
351
00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:34,659
I mean, I didn't like it,
352
00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:36,341
but clearly, my "fat pussy" did.
353
00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,503
I mean, the pussy wants
what it wants.
354
00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:39,824
Exactly.
355
00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:41,506
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
356
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,107
Lina?
357
00:16:43,207 --> 00:16:44,508
Yes?
358
00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,350
Are you married?
359
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,312
- Yes.
- Kids?
360
00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:50,193
- I have two, yep.
- Nice.
361
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,715
Your husband loves to watch you
with other guys, right?
362
00:16:52,815 --> 00:16:54,877
No. My husband, no.
363
00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:57,320
No, he... he, uh...
364
00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,602
he actually said that kissing me
gives him the heebie-jeebies
365
00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:02,524
the way wet wool does, so...
366
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,805
That fucker.
367
00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:04,886
He called you "wet wool"?
368
00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:06,047
Yeah. Yes.
369
00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:07,449
- Yeah.
- Is he sick?
370
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,251
How did that feel for you?
371
00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:12,353
Um...
372
00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:18,899
James Bond...
373
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,142
Um... sorry.
374
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:26,145
Bye.
375
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,546
I was reading this
376
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,268
waiting for my appointment
the other day.
377
00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:30,989
I mean, it's a James Bond story,
378
00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:32,711
which, um,
I just thought it was gonna
379
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:34,272
take me out of my own head.
380
00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:37,595
It ended up just exactly
being about my marriage.
381
00:17:37,695 --> 00:17:39,157
Yeah, it's Quantum of Solace.
382
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:40,358
Yeah.
383
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,460
Yeah.
384
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,322
How did you know that?
385
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:48,125
My dad, actually, he...
he loved that story, too.
386
00:17:48,225 --> 00:17:49,966
He-he would read it
all the time,
387
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:53,629
and he's not the kind of dude
who likes short stories.
388
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,053
Tell them.
389
00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:58,974
Um, well...
390
00:17:59,074 --> 00:18:00,456
it's called Quantum of Solace.
391
00:18:00,556 --> 00:18:02,898
And it's, uh, the James Bond...
392
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,141
Um, Ian Fleming writes about
this law he created
393
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,942
called the Quantum of Solace.
394
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:11,425
And, basically, it's--
all our marriages will be fine
395
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,548
as we long as we treat each
other with some basic humanity.
396
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:19,032
It's when we start being cruel,
397
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,234
like when we start, um,
398
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,755
treating each other
like we don't care
399
00:18:22,855 --> 00:18:26,459
if the other person... is dead.
400
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,203
That's, uh, when we've crossed
over into the end of times.
401
00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:32,884
Like in your marriage
or the world.
402
00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:34,986
When one person just...
403
00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:39,690
You know, there's really
no coming back from that.
404
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,972
And, yeah, that's me and Ed.
405
00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:44,575
That's... We're...
406
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,497
Oof, no, it's Ed.
407
00:18:46,597 --> 00:18:47,898
Damn.
408
00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:49,779
Okay, he hasn't touched me
in three months.
409
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,461
It'll be three months
in 17 days.
410
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:52,902
- I have a calendar.
- That's awful.
411
00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:54,704
And we're not...
412
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,907
I-I clean the urine off the seat
and I pack him a lunch to go.
413
00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:00,109
Same as I do for the kids.
414
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,790
He takes out the trash.
415
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,032
He, uh, uh, doesn't hit me.
416
00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:05,593
He pays the bills.
417
00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:07,795
But he does not touch me.
418
00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:09,557
And I'm not...
I mean, he doesn't...
419
00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:11,879
like, he doesn't "touch me."
420
00:19:11,979 --> 00:19:13,440
- Yeah.
- That's a low bar.
421
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,323
In fact, I-I don't know
if we've ever
422
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,925
truly kissed.
423
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,767
- Get out of here.
- What?
424
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:21,808
- What?
- Damn.
425
00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:22,769
Kissing is...
426
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,370
It's important.
427
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:28,594
It's the most important thing
in the world to me.
428
00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:34,759
So, uh, I, uh...
429
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:39,103
...got on Facebook.
430
00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:41,465
I was reconnecting with
an old friend on Facebook.
431
00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:43,787
Reconnecting
with a friend on Facebook
432
00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:45,149
is how I got a kid.
433
00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:46,270
Yeah, but this is like my--
434
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,631
This is-- Yeah.
435
00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:49,552
But this, but this is
my one true love
436
00:19:49,652 --> 00:19:50,593
from high school.
437
00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:52,395
He's the only man I ever wanted.
438
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,157
He's my true love.
439
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,258
And I saw him on Facebook.
440
00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,281
He looked great.
441
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,642
Really?
442
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,285
And better.
You know how men age.
443
00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:05,086
How do they...? They get better.
444
00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:07,168
They get the jaw
and the stubble.
445
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:10,091
They just... And, um...
446
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,972
I wrote him a note.
447
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:14,074
He...
448
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,817
His face.
449
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,918
His...
450
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,162
It takes my breath away.
451
00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:25,945
Damn.
452
00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:28,967
- Are you gonna meet up?
- Oh, I...
453
00:20:29,968 --> 00:20:32,711
Uh...
454
00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:34,312
I don't know.
455
00:20:34,412 --> 00:20:37,315
I have mixed feelings about
being dishonest with Ed,
456
00:20:37,415 --> 00:20:39,597
'cause I'll tell y'all this,
though, that S.O.B.
457
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,880
has 17 days left to touch me
or I am leaving.
458
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,121
Yes.
459
00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,762
On the nose?
460
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,164
It's been too long already.
461
00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:49,085
On the nose.
462
00:20:49,185 --> 00:20:52,168
- 17 days and I'm done.
- 17 days. Done.
463
00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:54,010
- Yeah.
- Good. Good.
464
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:55,451
Make sure that you get
465
00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:56,852
the e-vite if you want.
466
00:20:56,952 --> 00:20:58,454
- Get you on there.
- Yeah, of course.
467
00:20:58,554 --> 00:21:00,495
The other thing about Jeff
is he loves it when I
468
00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,097
- put my finger in his butt.
- Okay.
469
00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:03,778
But do you think that means
he's a little gay?
470
00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:05,420
- No, no, no, you're fine.
- Are you sure?
471
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,901
- I promise, yeah, you're good.
- 'Cause I just--
472
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:09,003
- Don't worry. It's normal. Yeah.
- Okay.
473
00:21:09,764 --> 00:21:11,765
Who wants to drive me home?
474
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,987
Shit.
475
00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:33,004
I can't get Aidan hard.
476
00:21:33,104 --> 00:21:36,527
I'm not, you know...
477
00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:38,249
hot.
478
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,974
And he thinks it is, with me?
479
00:21:44,074 --> 00:21:46,076
What movie?
480
00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:50,320
He-he put that thing on me.
481
00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:53,182
And-and-and he made me wear it.
482
00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:54,864
That's scary, isn't it?
483
00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:58,487
He-he, he told me to fuck her.
484
00:21:59,928 --> 00:22:02,471
And I did. I-I fucked her.
485
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,192
Oh, God. Oh, God.
486
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,035
Oh, God, he had a gun
in my mouth.
487
00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:10,638
That-that fucking gun
was in my throat!
488
00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:12,740
Fuck!
489
00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:18,285
♪ atmospheric music ♪
490
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,479
Too scary?
491
00:22:37,161 --> 00:22:39,163
Maybe a little.
492
00:22:41,805 --> 00:22:44,528
You're gonna miss the ending.
493
00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:47,731
Nah.
494
00:22:49,252 --> 00:22:50,873
I seen it already.
495
00:22:53,256 --> 00:22:55,257
Why'd you come?
496
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,329
♪ atmospheric vocalising ♪
497
00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:19,579
♪ atmospheric vocalising ♪
498
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:46,042
But you know it, I know it,
499
00:23:46,142 --> 00:23:48,845
we all know that Roe is
currently the law of the land.
500
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:53,129
But there's a problem,
and the problem is us.
501
00:23:53,229 --> 00:23:56,892
We're people. We're fallible.
We make mistakes.
502
00:23:56,992 --> 00:23:59,494
Which is why, unlike a lot
of other candidates,
503
00:23:59,594 --> 00:24:01,736
I'm not afraid to publicly
declare myself...
504
00:24:03,838 --> 00:24:05,840
♪ gentle, tranquil music ♪
505
00:24:36,827 --> 00:24:39,770
♪ "Sweet Somethin' Steady"
by Romi Mayes ♪
506
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,695
♪ Don't want no fancy diamonds ♪
507
00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:47,697
♪ Don't want your
mother's pearls ♪
508
00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:51,180
♪ Don't want you to tell me
that I'm your only girl ♪
509
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,263
♪ Just want a man
to come on by ♪
510
00:24:54,363 --> 00:24:57,166
♪ Pick me up
and take me for a ride ♪
511
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:05,213
♪ Now, why can't you be my sweet
somethin' steady on the side? ♪
512
00:25:12,339 --> 00:25:13,520
Okay.
513
00:25:15,141 --> 00:25:16,443
- Huh?
- Fancy.
514
00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:18,364
Oh, thank you.
Um, he drank half that.
515
00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:20,046
I don't really know
what's going on, but he's down.
516
00:25:20,146 --> 00:25:22,208
And I will see you
in the morning.
517
00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:23,689
- In the morning?
- Mm-hmm.
518
00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,451
You'll be asleep soon, okay?
Right, Ed?
519
00:25:25,551 --> 00:25:27,132
- Yep.
- Right?
520
00:25:27,232 --> 00:25:29,174
It just doesn't
make that much sense.
521
00:25:29,274 --> 00:25:31,416
- What?
- Well, you spend the money
522
00:25:31,516 --> 00:25:33,138
- on the hotel.
- I'm not--
523
00:25:33,238 --> 00:25:35,099
You're only going
35, 40 miles away.
524
00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:36,380
Just can't square it.
525
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,862
Look, th-they're bathed,
they're fed.
526
00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:39,263
All you got to do
is get him to sleep, right?
527
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,265
You want me to worry about
528
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:43,146
- having to drive a whole hour?
- No.
529
00:25:43,246 --> 00:25:45,549
I mean, I told you I'm splitting
the room with three other girls,
530
00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:47,650
for crying out loud.
531
00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:51,214
All right. I'm just saying.
532
00:25:56,058 --> 00:25:57,159
Mom!
533
00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:58,840
Whoa. What happened, buddy?
534
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,722
- Leen.
- Okay, well, I...
535
00:26:00,822 --> 00:26:02,764
- Ed, you can also help.
- Mom, help.
536
00:26:02,864 --> 00:26:04,245
Okay, honey. It's okay.
537
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,686
Oh, man.
538
00:26:05,786 --> 00:26:07,488
It's dry out, huh?
539
00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:09,730
Sit down, head back. Remember?
540
00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:11,832
- Ooh, that's a lot of blood.
- Okay.
541
00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,694
Uh-huh.
542
00:26:14,794 --> 00:26:16,536
Just apply pressure
and put your head back.
543
00:26:16,636 --> 00:26:18,638
You're really gonna
leave now, like this?
544
00:26:20,159 --> 00:26:21,941
I am gonna leave.
545
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,422
But are you gonna be okay? Huh?
546
00:26:23,522 --> 00:26:24,863
You still remember
how to dial 911?
547
00:26:24,963 --> 00:26:26,965
Can you remember the numbers?
548
00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:30,388
Well, yeah, of course I do.
549
00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:33,491
I'm still paying off
your false alarm.
550
00:26:36,894 --> 00:26:39,016
All right, buddy,
keep your head up.
551
00:26:42,739 --> 00:26:45,722
♪ "Another Bottle of Wine"
by Houston We Have a Problem ♪
552
00:26:50,226 --> 00:26:54,610
♪ Don't think
I can stand it anymore... ♪
553
00:26:57,112 --> 00:27:01,056
♪ I could be the way I was
before you left me ♪
554
00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:02,777
♪ Whoa-oh-oh... ♪
555
00:27:04,399 --> 00:27:06,260
♪ Another bottle of wine ♪
556
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,743
♪ Can you see, oh-oh,
through the pain in my mind? ♪
557
00:27:09,843 --> 00:27:12,626
♪ Living, oh-oh,
on my own all the time ♪
558
00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:18,591
♪ I don't think
I will go to work today... ♪
559
00:27:18,691 --> 00:27:20,153
Lick the balls, lick the balls.
560
00:27:24,136 --> 00:27:27,359
♪ Please help me,
whoa-oh-oh... ♪
561
00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:31,763
Hey. Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
562
00:27:31,863 --> 00:27:33,885
Okay, bitches.
563
00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:41,612
Now, most of us have known
Sara-Beth since IU.
564
00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:46,416
And we've seen her
go pretty wild.
565
00:27:47,997 --> 00:27:51,260
I'm-I'm not gonna lie,
it's a little bittersweet
566
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,382
to watch her shut down
567
00:27:53,482 --> 00:27:55,344
the 24-hour speedway
between her legs.
568
00:27:56,845 --> 00:27:58,987
Bitch, she's getting married!
569
00:28:03,411 --> 00:28:04,832
Cheers.
570
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,803
Who ordered that?
571
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,905
I did.
572
00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:22,648
Well, I mean, it's Sara-Beth's
last night as a single gal.
573
00:28:22,748 --> 00:28:24,330
I say we all get a little wild.
574
00:28:24,430 --> 00:28:27,172
Actually, the wedding
ain't till next weekend.
575
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,494
Who's with me? Who's with me?!
576
00:28:33,518 --> 00:28:35,620
Is she okay?
577
00:28:37,241 --> 00:28:39,263
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Pour me another one ♪
578
00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:41,505
- This is my favourite song.
- ♪ Make it a strong one ♪
579
00:28:41,605 --> 00:28:43,146
♪ We're gonna have some fun ♪
580
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:45,749
♪ Tonight ♪
581
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:46,830
Come on.
582
00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,911
Come on, you guys.
583
00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:51,233
Should we?
584
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,476
- She's up. She's-she's going.
- Okay.
585
00:28:54,576 --> 00:28:57,719
♪ I wanna be a castaway... ♪
586
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,401
Come on!
587
00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:00,962
♪ Take a tropic holiday ♪
588
00:29:01,062 --> 00:29:02,323
Come on!
589
00:29:02,423 --> 00:29:03,765
♪ Say goodbye... ♪
590
00:29:03,865 --> 00:29:05,606
You know what? You do you.
You do you, girl.
591
00:29:05,706 --> 00:29:09,650
♪ By the coast,
Pacifico and chasing lime ♪
592
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:12,612
♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪
593
00:29:12,712 --> 00:29:14,814
♪ Pour me another one ♪
594
00:29:14,914 --> 00:29:16,536
♪ Make it a strong one ♪
595
00:29:16,636 --> 00:29:18,638
♪ We're gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
596
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,781
♪ Just like the other one ♪
597
00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:25,904
♪ Make it a double rum ♪
598
00:29:26,004 --> 00:29:28,086
♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪
599
00:29:32,690 --> 00:29:35,313
♪ I'm in an island
state of mind ♪
600
00:29:35,413 --> 00:29:37,354
♪ Don't think I'm ever
gonna leave ♪
601
00:29:37,454 --> 00:29:40,077
♪ I'd rather stay
and watch the waves ♪
602
00:29:40,177 --> 00:29:41,999
♪ Move the sand
beneath my feet ♪
603
00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:44,801
♪ Reggae on the radio ♪
604
00:29:44,901 --> 00:29:47,203
♪ Laying low and feeling high ♪
605
00:29:47,303 --> 00:29:50,606
♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪
606
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,688
♪ Pour me another one ♪
607
00:29:52,788 --> 00:29:54,450
♪ Make it a strong one ♪
608
00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,551
♪ We're gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
609
00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:02,377
♪ Just like the other one ♪
610
00:30:02,477 --> 00:30:04,018
♪ Make it a double rum ♪
611
00:30:04,118 --> 00:30:06,120
♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪
612
00:30:08,122 --> 00:30:09,863
♪ Castaway ♪
613
00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:12,506
♪ Ride the waves
like we're young ♪
614
00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,788
♪ 'Cause time flies by
and soon we'll be older ♪
615
00:30:14,888 --> 00:30:16,950
♪ It's better to live
in the moment ♪
616
00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,192
♪ Than stuck in the past
fast asleep ♪
617
00:30:19,292 --> 00:30:20,993
♪ As the world passes by ♪
618
00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:31,242
♪ Ay-ya-yo ♪
619
00:30:31,342 --> 00:30:32,844
♪ The good times are free ♪
620
00:30:32,944 --> 00:30:34,565
♪ And nobody
can take that away ♪
621
00:30:34,665 --> 00:30:35,846
♪ Oh-yo-eh ♪
622
00:30:35,946 --> 00:30:40,070
♪ Come and castaway ♪
623
00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:03,671
Oh, God, please, God,
you know me.
624
00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:05,773
You know I deserve this.
625
00:31:08,095 --> 00:31:10,097
I deserve one good thing.
626
00:31:12,179 --> 00:31:14,320
Besides the kids. Oh, my God.
627
00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:16,422
But you know what I mean.
628
00:32:07,187 --> 00:32:09,189
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
629
00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,476
♪ sweeping, ethereal music ♪
630
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,702
Hey, Kid.
631
00:32:47,623 --> 00:32:49,625
Hey yourself.
632
00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:11,044
I, uh...
633
00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:14,027
I had a few.
634
00:33:14,127 --> 00:33:16,449
Oh, I had a few, too.
635
00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,832
My stepdad died.
636
00:33:19,932 --> 00:33:21,153
What?
637
00:33:21,253 --> 00:33:22,714
I'm just... I'm coming
from the funeral.
638
00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:27,218
The... Not the funeral,
the-the after-party.
639
00:33:28,219 --> 00:33:30,221
Okay, I'm so sorry.
640
00:33:33,504 --> 00:33:36,327
It's-it's mighty hot in here.
641
00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:38,428
Yeah. Um...
642
00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:42,692
We could, uh, uh, open a window
or we could turn down the...
643
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,794
I think there's
a thermostat or...
644
00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:55,944
♪ soft, gentle music ♪
645
00:34:06,693 --> 00:34:09,536
It's been a heck
of a long while, Mr. Hart.
646
00:34:11,137 --> 00:34:13,139
Sure has.
647
00:36:10,483 --> 00:36:12,145
Aidan, I'm on my period.
648
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,612
Oh, God.
649
00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:24,916
So, you're ragging?
650
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,498
Yeah. Is that okay?
651
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,942
That is more than okay.
652
00:36:35,025 --> 00:36:36,807
Oh, God, I want
to feel you inside me.
653
00:36:36,907 --> 00:36:38,909
Mm-hmm.
654
00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:43,132
I'm gonna...
Do you want me to get a towel?
655
00:36:43,232 --> 00:36:45,234
I'm gonna go get a towel. Okay.
656
00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:32,056
Oh, my God.
657
00:37:40,403 --> 00:37:42,405
- Aidan.
- Hmm?
658
00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:46,909
It's been a long time since
I've been with another man.
659
00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:48,871
Like 11 years.
660
00:37:48,971 --> 00:37:50,192
Okay.
661
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:53,375
So, I'm sorry
if I'm a little tight.
662
00:37:54,936 --> 00:37:56,998
♪ soft, atmospheric music ♪
663
00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:23,041
Dude.
664
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:28,886
I want you to flood me.
665
00:38:54,349 --> 00:38:56,491
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
666
00:38:56,591 --> 00:38:58,593
Oh!
667
00:41:02,222 --> 00:41:03,724
How about this?
668
00:41:03,824 --> 00:41:05,846
Mind if I wear these home?
669
00:41:05,946 --> 00:41:08,288
Hmm?
670
00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:11,491
I can't.
671
00:41:11,591 --> 00:41:13,653
I can't. These almost fit.
672
00:41:23,721 --> 00:41:25,763
It's a half moon tonight,
I think.
673
00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,810
You're still the silliest boy,
aren't you?
674
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,063
Well, don't...
don't you want to clean up?
675
00:41:49,184 --> 00:41:50,645
No.
676
00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:52,747
No, it's okay.
677
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,211
- Well, don't--
- It's late.
678
00:41:58,753 --> 00:42:01,855
I'm not even gonna
go upstairs to bed.
679
00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:05,038
I'll just sleep down
on the couch with the dogs.
680
00:42:14,447 --> 00:42:16,388
♪ soft, intriguing music ♪
681
00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,475
It's good to see you.
682
00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:35,358
It's good to see you, too, Kid.
683
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,202
Thank you.
684
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,445
Thank you.
685
00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:41,597
Oh, thank you, God.
686
00:44:41,697 --> 00:44:42,838
Thank you, thank you.
687
00:44:46,261 --> 00:44:48,263
Oh, my God.
688
00:44:49,985 --> 00:44:52,187
And you just, like...
689
00:44:55,950 --> 00:44:58,252
You just get lost.
690
00:44:58,352 --> 00:44:59,974
And, you know,
691
00:45:00,074 --> 00:45:01,255
I spent my whole life,
692
00:45:01,355 --> 00:45:02,896
like, worried about what
God would think.
693
00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:05,739
And there I was in a hotel bed
with a man who's...
694
00:45:05,839 --> 00:45:08,641
not my husband, and...
695
00:45:09,842 --> 00:45:12,745
I felt that God...
696
00:45:12,845 --> 00:45:14,967
Like, this is what
it's all about.
697
00:45:16,008 --> 00:45:17,309
And there was this
moment where, um...
698
00:45:17,409 --> 00:45:20,111
I was about to
give up on him and...
699
00:45:20,211 --> 00:45:22,954
he Facebooks me
in that exact second.
700
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,515
I mean, it was like...
701
00:45:24,615 --> 00:45:26,477
It was like...
702
00:45:26,577 --> 00:45:28,199
God compelled him to do it.
703
00:45:28,299 --> 00:45:30,401
Do you think you're, um...
704
00:45:30,501 --> 00:45:32,122
you know...
705
00:45:32,222 --> 00:45:34,264
comporting yourself
the way a mother should?
706
00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:37,367
I thought you'd
leave your husband first.
707
00:45:37,467 --> 00:45:39,208
Yeah,
you're leaving him so soon.
708
00:45:39,308 --> 00:45:40,610
- Why cheat?
- Yeah.
709
00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:42,291
Okay, I just want you
to know-- Wait.
710
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:44,553
I'm not-- I wasn't
in any pain that night.
711
00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,216
And, like,
my whole life is pain.
712
00:45:47,316 --> 00:45:48,617
I've-- This--
713
00:45:48,717 --> 00:45:50,699
Okay, I have pain in my joints
714
00:45:50,799 --> 00:45:52,100
and I have pain inside,
715
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,202
but th-- I have pain
all over me and...
716
00:45:55,162 --> 00:45:58,345
I'm not in any pain
when I'm with that man, and...
717
00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:01,108
Yeah, so, you can all judge me.
You can judge me.
718
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:06,152
Until you've felt what I felt,
I really don't give a flying...
719
00:46:06,252 --> 00:46:08,915
fuck what y'all think.
720
00:46:10,336 --> 00:46:11,677
What the fuck is
this stupid group anyway?
721
00:46:11,777 --> 00:46:13,779
It's all right.
722
00:46:25,710 --> 00:46:27,711
Oh, my God.
723
00:46:28,672 --> 00:46:31,255
Hi, I'm so, so sorry.
It's my fault.
724
00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:33,256
I'm the one who started
that fucking thing.
725
00:46:33,356 --> 00:46:34,538
Okay, well, I got to get home,
so thank you--
726
00:46:34,638 --> 00:46:35,498
Can I, um...?
727
00:46:35,598 --> 00:46:37,460
Can I maybe get a-a ride?
728
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,182
I-I don't have a car anymore.
729
00:46:39,282 --> 00:46:40,743
Um...
730
00:46:40,843 --> 00:46:41,984
Uh...
731
00:46:42,084 --> 00:46:43,425
Um, sure.
732
00:46:43,525 --> 00:46:45,527
Thank you.
733
00:46:49,931 --> 00:46:51,973
Oh, sorry.
734
00:46:53,014 --> 00:46:55,016
I'm sorry. Thank you.
735
00:46:56,257 --> 00:46:58,399
You know they're just
being jealous dicks in there.
736
00:46:58,499 --> 00:47:00,360
Yeah, I don't really want--
It's just...
737
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:01,361
Yeah. Where you going?
738
00:47:01,461 --> 00:47:05,165
Uh... I need to eat, so...
739
00:47:05,265 --> 00:47:07,126
And I want beer.
740
00:47:07,226 --> 00:47:09,729
Is there anywhere I can get
wings and beer?
741
00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:14,533
Um, Kilroy's has beer and wings, probably.
742
00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:16,255
Great. Kilroy's.
743
00:47:16,355 --> 00:47:18,096
You want to go
to Kilroy's with me?
744
00:47:18,196 --> 00:47:19,858
- Who are you?
- I'm...
745
00:47:19,958 --> 00:47:21,820
You don't really seem
like a therapist to me.
746
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,701
Oh. Yeah. Well...
747
00:47:23,801 --> 00:47:25,303
I am honestly the farthest thing
748
00:47:25,403 --> 00:47:27,144
from a fucking therapist
that I can imagine.
749
00:47:30,327 --> 00:47:32,489
Lina, can I ask you a question?
750
00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:37,153
How many guys have
you slept with?
751
00:47:37,253 --> 00:47:40,316
Oh, um, four.
752
00:47:40,416 --> 00:47:42,838
Five now, actually, so...
753
00:47:42,938 --> 00:47:45,080
You?
754
00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:46,642
Ten.
755
00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:47,843
Fifteen.
756
00:47:47,943 --> 00:47:48,844
Huh?
757
00:47:48,944 --> 00:47:49,844
Seventeen.
758
00:47:49,944 --> 00:47:51,606
Holy crap. Whoa.
759
00:47:52,947 --> 00:47:54,288
- I'm sorry.
- It's not that many.
760
00:47:55,389 --> 00:47:56,731
I just...
761
00:47:56,831 --> 00:47:58,732
No, it's that, um,
you just don't seem...
762
00:47:58,832 --> 00:48:00,974
- Like a whore?
- No. No, no.
763
00:48:01,074 --> 00:48:03,136
- No, I was not gonna say that.
- You can totally say that.
764
00:48:03,236 --> 00:48:04,818
I would never, ever, ever
call you that, ever.
765
00:48:04,918 --> 00:48:06,919
Ever.
766
00:48:08,121 --> 00:48:10,202
I was gonna say you seem smart.
767
00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:22,513
Sorry.
768
00:48:22,613 --> 00:48:24,615
No.
769
00:48:25,656 --> 00:48:27,358
Um...
770
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:30,080
I'm just-- I'm just gonna
be real with you.
771
00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:32,763
For a second.
I'm in, like, in a...
772
00:48:32,863 --> 00:48:34,964
a pretty effed-up place
in my life right now.
773
00:48:35,064 --> 00:48:36,806
And, um...
774
00:48:36,906 --> 00:48:40,730
There's just, like, some really,
really bad shit going on.
775
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:42,932
But mostly I'm...
776
00:48:43,032 --> 00:48:45,033
I'm about to get sued.
777
00:48:45,874 --> 00:48:47,976
Yeah, by a big publisher for
778
00:48:48,076 --> 00:48:50,819
stealing their money
and not writing a book and...
779
00:48:50,919 --> 00:48:52,340
Yeah.
780
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:56,003
I guess I just need,
like, a friend.
781
00:48:56,964 --> 00:49:01,688
And I really need to find
someone to write about.
782
00:49:02,849 --> 00:49:04,110
What?
783
00:49:04,210 --> 00:49:08,434
Lina. The way that
you think about love
784
00:49:08,534 --> 00:49:09,875
and talk about love
785
00:49:09,975 --> 00:49:12,318
and the way that you want love,
786
00:49:12,418 --> 00:49:15,761
it's like the most beautiful
thing in the whole world.
787
00:49:15,861 --> 00:49:17,242
No, I mean it,
788
00:49:17,342 --> 00:49:20,305
and I just want to listen
to you for a while.
789
00:49:21,586 --> 00:49:23,648
I just...
790
00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:25,569
Like hang out with me?
791
00:49:25,669 --> 00:49:27,411
Yeah.
792
00:49:27,511 --> 00:49:29,613
Yeah, like...
Like hang out or...
793
00:49:29,713 --> 00:49:33,296
I just... Like, what if there
was a girl on the other side
794
00:49:33,396 --> 00:49:35,098
of the planet
who reads about you
795
00:49:35,198 --> 00:49:37,500
and who's like, "Oh, my God,
that's exactly how I feel."
796
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,022
And for, like, two minutes
in her fucking life,
797
00:49:40,122 --> 00:49:41,744
she doesn't feel alone anymore.
798
00:49:41,844 --> 00:49:43,846
Like Quantum of Solace.
799
00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:46,688
I mean...
800
00:49:47,168 --> 00:49:49,671
It's not quite really like that.
801
00:49:49,771 --> 00:49:52,153
Some great
love story with Aidan.
802
00:49:52,253 --> 00:49:54,255
I mean, it's more like...
803
00:49:55,216 --> 00:49:57,838
I mean, I'm reeling him in.
804
00:49:57,938 --> 00:49:59,199
Like, I am like...
805
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:02,802
It's like--
It's shameful and crazy.
806
00:50:02,902 --> 00:50:04,324
Oh, no, no, it's not crazy.
807
00:50:04,424 --> 00:50:06,366
I don't think it is either.
808
00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:08,207
I just know that's what
other people think so sometimes
809
00:50:08,307 --> 00:50:10,209
I just say what I think other
people want me to say.
810
00:50:10,309 --> 00:50:12,011
Oh, my God, I do the same thing.
811
00:50:12,111 --> 00:50:13,012
Why do we do that?
812
00:50:13,112 --> 00:50:14,012
I don't know.
813
00:50:18,717 --> 00:50:21,759
Actually, I think nothing
you do for love is crazy.
814
00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,085
Yeah.
815
00:50:29,206 --> 00:50:31,148
Fuck.
816
00:50:31,248 --> 00:50:32,989
What?
817
00:50:33,089 --> 00:50:34,791
Oh, can I just buy you a beer?
Please let me buy you a beer.
818
00:50:34,891 --> 00:50:38,594
No, I have to go home,
but I, uh...
819
00:50:38,694 --> 00:50:41,357
maybe I could get a babysitter
for next week?
820
00:50:41,457 --> 00:50:43,639
Yeah. Yes.
One thousand percent.
821
00:50:43,739 --> 00:50:45,560
I mean, like...
822
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,522
I live here now, so any time
you want to hang out...
823
00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:49,003
What? You live here?
824
00:50:49,103 --> 00:50:50,044
Yeah.
825
00:50:50,144 --> 00:50:52,146
Oh, God, why?
826
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:54,328
Because of you.
827
00:50:54,428 --> 00:50:56,730
Because I have been
trying to find you.
828
00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:01,535
♪ gentle music ♪
829
00:51:03,837 --> 00:51:05,498
Do you really
think that, though?
830
00:51:05,598 --> 00:51:07,180
Think what?
831
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,281
That nothing you
do for love is crazy?
832
00:51:11,684 --> 00:51:14,446
I think giving up
on love is crazy.
833
00:51:20,091 --> 00:51:22,353
- Can I still get a ride?
- Yes. Yep.
834
00:51:22,453 --> 00:51:24,455
Thanks.
835
00:51:33,783 --> 00:51:36,446
Now...
836
00:51:36,546 --> 00:51:38,888
we all like a nice Friday night
837
00:51:38,988 --> 00:51:41,210
but getting there,
to get to Friday,
838
00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:44,653
we have to follow God's lyrics
throughout the week.
839
00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:46,294
Now, that means...
840
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,942
♪ eerie music ♪
841
00:52:00,207 --> 00:52:02,208
Here.
842
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,135
You're not gonna tell Aidan...
843
00:52:10,135 --> 00:52:11,036
Right?
844
00:52:11,136 --> 00:52:13,138
No.
845
00:52:13,699 --> 00:52:15,700
Of course not.
846
00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:17,802
Thanks.
847
00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,904
Hey.
848
00:52:20,665 --> 00:52:22,046
I'm sorry
849
00:52:22,146 --> 00:52:25,049
that you got to
do that to yourself.
850
00:52:25,149 --> 00:52:27,151
It sucks big-time.
851
00:52:28,592 --> 00:52:30,594
Yeah.
852
00:52:34,557 --> 00:52:37,180
...talking
about today is fidelity.
853
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,181
Now, we know that our Lord
is faithful.
854
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,183
And He expects
the same from us,
855
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:44,786
both in our relationship with
Him and in all the facets of...
856
00:52:47,288 --> 00:52:50,391
♪ Josie is on a vacation
far away ♪
857
00:52:50,491 --> 00:52:52,913
♪ Come around and talk it over ♪
858
00:52:53,013 --> 00:52:57,197
♪ So many things that
I want to say ♪
859
00:52:57,297 --> 00:53:00,400
♪ You know I like my girls
a little bit older ♪
860
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:06,105
♪ I just wanna
use your love tonight ♪
861
00:53:08,267 --> 00:53:13,191
♪ I don't wanna
lose your love tonight ♪
862
00:53:15,313 --> 00:53:19,337
♪ I ain't got many friends
left to talk to ♪
863
00:53:19,437 --> 00:53:23,260
♪ Nowhere to run
when I'm in trouble ♪
864
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,264
♪ You know
I'd do anything for you ♪
865
00:53:27,364 --> 00:53:30,787
♪ Stay the night
but keep it undercover ♪
866
00:53:30,887 --> 00:53:33,630
♪ I just wanna
use your love tonight ♪
867
00:53:33,730 --> 00:53:35,731
It's the same.
868
00:53:36,372 --> 00:53:38,154
♪ Whoa ♪
869
00:53:38,254 --> 00:53:43,278
♪ I don't wanna
lose your love tonight ♪
870
00:53:43,378 --> 00:53:45,480
♪ Yeah ♪
871
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:50,424
♪ I just wanna
use your love tonight ♪
872
00:53:52,787 --> 00:53:57,791
♪ I don't wanna
lose your love tonight ♪
873
00:54:00,513 --> 00:54:05,238
♪ I just wanna
use your love tonight ♪
874
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,604
♪ I don't wanna
lose your love tonight ♪
875
00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:20,691
♪ Use your love ♪
876
00:54:21,852 --> 00:54:26,857
♪ Lose your love ♪
877
00:54:29,179 --> 00:54:33,703
♪ Use your love ♪
878
00:54:36,025 --> 00:54:39,368
♪ I don't wanna
lose your love ♪
879
00:54:39,468 --> 00:54:41,210
♪ Tonight ♪
880
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,932
♪ I don't wanna,
I don't wanna ♪
881
00:54:44,032 --> 00:54:47,535
♪ I don't wanna
lose your love ♪
882
00:54:47,635 --> 00:54:49,637
♪ Tonight ♪
883
00:54:51,078 --> 00:54:53,200
♪ Your love ♪
884
00:54:55,242 --> 00:54:57,244
♪ Tonight ♪
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