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ADMlNlSTRATOR:
You let a billionaire
hospital trustee die

to save some kid
off the street.

l made a judgment call.

You made a mistake.

EVAN: This trip
is going to get you
back on your feet.

HANK: What trip?
EVAN: To the Hamptons.

l'm raising money
for a local free clinic.

You want HankMed
to run your clinic?

l want to
work this out.

l want the clinic
at Hamptons Heritage

so that we can
help more people.

HANK: I went to Dad's house
the other day,

and I found
Shadow Pond letterhead.

So?
What if he threw your birthday
party to steal the letterhead?

Boris operates
at a level...

Let's just say
it's beyond your reach.

Eddie R. Lawson.
l know exactly who you are.

EVAN: What do you
make of Emily?

HANK: I'm still
feeling her out.

Dr. Emily Peck
faxed over a request
for Jake's records.

What?
This is war.
She's coming after us.

Henry. Get up.
E.S.M. right now.

Emily Peck has crossed
a serious line.

Hello. You've reached
the voicemail
of Divya Katdare.

Please leave
a message. (BEEPS)

All right. So, you know
how l check the HankMed

website traffic
every Monday morning?

So, l type HankMed.com
into my browser, and...
(BEEPS)

Press one to continue.
Press two to...
You're kidding me.

So, l typed
YankMed.com by accident.
All right?

l get redirected
to none other than
DoctorEmilyPeck.com.

Yeah. Same exact thing
happens when l type in
HankMe, HankMess, Hunkmed.

She purchased
web addresses
to play on our name.

So, we've got to come up
with a serious
cyber retaliation plan

to deal with this succubus.
This...
(BEEPS)

Press one to...

(SlGHlNG)
Succubus. Really?

Yes. lt's a highly attractive
seductress or enchantress.

A female demon
who ruins men.

Oh. Okay.

Awkward, isn't it?

(STAMMERlNG)
Well, define awkward.

What you're feeling
right now?

Hank? She's re-directing
our clients and potential
clients to her website.

What? Uh...
ls that true?

lt is true that l hired
a web designer to create
and host my new website.

But nothing he's doing
is illegal.
l wouldn't allow that.

She wouldn't allow that.
Wait. What the... What...

What is she doing
in our house uninvited?

Uh...

Why aren't you
asking her that?

What the hell is going on
right now? This...

And do not tell me...
We'll talk about this later.

Are you sleeping
with the enemy?

lt's pronounced Emily.

See you later, Hank.
Okay.

House call.
We'll talk later.

Oh. Uh...
What's an E.S.M., anyway?

lt's an Emergency
Staff Meeting.
Tell Divya it's canceled.

Miss Lim, l think
my search for the perfect
replacement is over.

You are, without a doubt,
the most qualified
applicant for this job.

Ms. Katdare,
l feel so honored.

Please, call me Divya.

Of course, you'll still
have to interview

with Dr. Lawson
and his brother, Evan.

Absolutely. l understand
they are as professional
and discreet as you are.

Oh, indeed, they are.
l assure you, Miss Lim,

HankMed is about medicine,
not gossip.

EVAN: Divya! There you are.

Evan. Uh, wow.
We were just
talking about you.

l would like
to introduce you...
Some other time.

l'm sorry.
l'm sure you're
a lovely friend

or wedding planner,
cake baker,
whatever you are.

This is just
an emergency. Okay?

Dr. Peck?
She's shafting us.

And, yes, it is
in the way you think.
Okay. You know what?

Uh, Evan, l think
that this should wait...
No. lt can't wait.

Because not only
is she bonking the boss,

the succubus is
also trying to steal
our clients.

ls that a cruller?
Should l go?

No.
Yes, yes, yes.

Miss Lim, wait.
Divya, can you focus?

We need a plan.
What we need to do

is to continue to stay out
of Hank's personal life.

Goodbye, Alice!
We'll be in touch!

You already knew
about Emily and Hank,
Divya? Divya? Divya?

Why did you not tell me?

For the same reason
that l am not going
to talk about it now.

lt is not my business.
What is my business

is finding a replacement
for me before l leave.

Which, l fear, you
have completely screwed up.

(SlGHS)

Chopper's going down!
Chopper's going down!
Now, move forward!

Punch forward, men!
Punch forward!

Flank on the left!
(SHOOTlNG)

Wait. You said his mother
made the appointment?
STANLEY: No, your left!

Yeah, she called me.
Watch your head.

Go, go, go, go, go!
Watch for the sniper!

What? What? What?
No, Daniel, tell your mother
you'll do your homework later.

So? Algebra is easy.
This is war!
Uh... Stanley.

Men, retreat! Retreat!

(SHOOTlNG)
(GROANlNG ON SCREEN)

Oh... Over. lt's over.

Are you Jill Casey
and Hank Lawson from
the Hamptons Family Clinic?

Yes, we are. lt's nice
to meet you, Stanley. We hear
that you're not feeling well?

Roger that. Big time.

We're sorry to hear that.
We can see that your troops
really need you.

Four months ago,
l caught a cold.

So, l took a Z-Pak.
The cold went away.

A week later,
the cold came back.

Two months later,
l caught another cold.
l took more antibiotics,

and a few weeks later,
l got sick again.

All right. Tell me
if any of this hurts.

Please. Last week,
l was a POW for six months.

Ahh! A little bit.

Three weeks ago,
l was sick again.

Lower back pain,
fever, the nausea.
Same story.

Stanley, are you
taking care of yourself?
Do you exercise?

Well, l... l do
those stairs once a day.

Once going up,
then l come down.

Sometimes, l go back up.

So, l'll be in touch
as soon as we get

your blood work
back from the lab.

Then, we should
have a better idea

what's going on with you.
Okay.

All l need now
is your signature

for our clinic files.
Okay.

And, l, uh...
l have something for you.

Something wrong?
lt's a cease
and desist order

from Dr. Blair
and the rest of the Board.

What?
Hank, we just got served.

They've closed our clinic.

What...
You're a process server?

lt's my day job.
The good news is that l...
l really am sick.

Oh. Huh.

DlVYA: l can't believe
that the clinic was shut down.

HANK: Hopefully, not for long.
Jill's all over it,

wants us to stay focused
on our patients.

DlVYA: Which explains why
you've sent Stanley's
blood work to the lab.

HANK: Yeah, well, some part
of him had to get out
of that basement.

Remind me again
who we're seeing?

DlVYA: The Phillips Family.

Ted Phillips sold
his successful energy water
company around a year ago.

He's been traveling around
the world with his wife
and kids ever since.

He is in the Hamptons
to pick up his father

to join them
on the rest of their trip.
(RlNGS DOORBELL)

Thanks again for coming
on such short notice. Kids?

Teddy. Grace.
Please say hello
to our guests.

Bonjour.
Nihao.

Hai!
(CHUCKLlNG) Show-offs.

Start packing, guys!

Seventy-one hours until
we're airborne again.
Yes.

And this is
my husband, Ted.

Barely landed, and he's
already trying to launch
a new business.

lngestible sunscreen.
HANK: Oh.

Honey. This is HankMed.

We'll be back from Russia
by the end of the month,
right?

Next month.
Your family time contract
doesn't end until then.

Uh, guys,
it's great to meet you.
l'm confused, though.

Who here needs a doctor?

Um... We're all
very healthy.

Well, there was
the Delhi Belly week
in lndia.

lt hit all of us.
Yeah, that was rough.

And then, Teddy
broke his toe
at Machu Picchu.

And l stepped
on a sea urchin
in the Maldives.

Yes. But other than that,
we're all fine.
(CHUCKLlNG)

lt's my dad
we're worried about.

He's had this smoker's cough
since before l was born,

but he's gotten much worse.
Yeah, his father
swears he's fine,

but we need to make sure.
Especially before
we leave the U.S.

We're happy
to take a look.

All righty.
Well, thank you.

Uh, he's through here.
Good luck.

Yeah. You're going
to need it.

Now, come on, Maddie.
You know the difference
between femur and fibula.

Use what's in your cranium.
(COUGHlNG)

Oh, you two, don't
just stand there staring.
Get in here.

HARRlSON: Femur.
MADDlE: Femur.

HARRlSON: Mmm-hmm. Fibula.
MADDlE: Fibbian.

HARRlSON: Fibula.

Uh... Harrison Phillips.

(STUTTERlNG)
Father of Arthroscopy
and the Phillip's Suture.

Yeah. Femur.
Femur.

Fibula.
Fibula.

Excellent.

Emily's outflanked us
in sponsored links, too.

So, now, we face
a possible bidding war

over whose business name
comes first

when anyone searches
for Hamptons concierge
medicine. (SPUTTERlNG)

All right.
Tell me the truth.
What?

Should l keep these?
Yeah, they look good on you.

And of course,
Hank's ignoring the fact that
she's trading on our name

to generate business
for herself because
he's sleeping with her.

(SPUTTERlNG)
He's sleeping with her.
Really?

You know, l do think
these look great.

But the price...
(EXCLAlMlNG)

And who the hell
is Alexander Wang, anyway?

He's a well-known designer.
Dad, have you heard
anything l just said?

Or is it just impossible
for you to process anything
negative about Hank at all?

l hear every word
you're saying. You're worried.
You're upset.

You're nervous
about losing HankMed.
(SlGHlNG)

Okay. l understand that.

You've worked hard
to get your new life.

But, and this is a really
big but... Evan,
are you listening?

You're letting
your emotions
get in the way.

Have you forgotten
the Lawson Family Motto?

''Don't complain
about the problem.
Fix it''?

Exactly.

And l think l can help you.

l've got a guy.

He can make this situation
go away like that.
(SNAPS FlNGERS)

Really?
Mmm-hmm.

How?
What do you mean, how?

He can whack her.

(WHlSPERlNG)
Are you out of your mind?
l don't want to kill her, Dad.

Kill her? What are you
talking about, kill her?
You said...

No, no, no. He's good
at getting inside
those websites, you know?

Oh, my God. You meant...
He meant hack her.
He's... He's out of touch.

Okay. All right.
Whatever you young people
say, he can do. Right?

He's a computer genius.
He's a disgruntled
ex-Google employee.

And he can, uh,
deal with Emily's threat.

Listen. You know what?
l've got to go.

Okay. Tell me how much
he costs and let me know.

We'll figure it out later.

All right. Bye, Dad.

Oh, wait. Dad. Pop.

Hey, Dad. Dad.

(PUMPlNG)

So, when were you
diagnosed with COPD?

l prefer to
call it emphysema.

lt sounds dirty.
Smoky. Appropriate.

Lean forward, please.
(COUGHlNG)
Sixteen years ago.

His blood pressure
is 198 over 93.

Breathe in and out
for me, please?

(RASPlNG)

How much did you smoke?

Two packs a day.
Unfiltered.

l gave them up
six months ago.

You let your girl
ask a patient questions?

Breathe again, please.
Uh, the name is Divya.

And l'm not his girl.
l'm his Physician Assistant.

And we'd both like you
to make this trip
with your family.

Oh, l'm going to go.

(SCOFFlNG) You don't say no
to my daughter-in-law.

This whole globe-trotting
adventure was her idea.

Uh, l'd like to update
your albuterol.

Uh, add on a steroid inhaler
and low-dose prednisone.

What else?

Lasix to help
your congestive
heart failure,

and lisinopril to control
your blood pressure.

Well, what about
theophylline?

My Manhattan internist
used to prescribe it.
Then, he stopped.

Uh, for good reason.
Yeah, hardly anyone
prescribes that anymore.

Seizures, tremors,
nausea, vomiting...

Yeah, l'm well aware
of all the side effects.
Thank you.

But l haven't had any.

And it's the one medication
that used to make me
feel better.

l feel confident
with my recommendations.

lf you want, l can bring in
a pulmonologist to consult.

That's the best idea
l've heard all day.

(CLEARlNG THROAT)

(PHONES RlNGlNG)

How soon will we
get the results?

Are there any
other pulmonologists
on the registry

that might
be available?

Anyone at all?
That's in hundreds,
not thousands, right?

Yes. Yes, l can
make that work.

Fantastic.
Thank you.
No, thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.

So, the lab will have
Stanley's test results
by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. You?

Every pulmonologist
in the tristate area

is apparently booked
or on vacation.

ls he still
in a snit about Emily?

No. l'm not in a snit.
l'm not that juvenile.

Happy to hear that. Because it
turns out there is one other
specialist who's available.

Emily.
Emily Peck?

Yep. She did a fellowship
in pulmonary medicine.

Did you know the Latin origin
of her name is rival?

l didn't, either.
l just looked it up.

Working with her
is a horrible idea.

Just going to say it.
Just going to say it.

She won't be working with me.
She'll be working under me.

Oh, oh.
Don't even go there.

And only until
Dr. Phillips
is feeling better,

so let's not make this
the drama it's not.

lt's a great idea.
Yeah.

Yeah. You want me
to call her?

No, it's okay.
l can handle this.

Okay. Are you
out of your mind?
What are you doing?

We're not trying
to push them together.

We're trying to pull
them apart, Divya.

And that will happen.
Naturally.

How do you figure that?

Once Hank gets a chance
to work with her closely,

l mean, he can't help
but see Emily

for the up-selling,
elbow-rubbing anti-Hank
that she truly is.

lt's devious.
Mmm.

lt's risky.
No. l know from experience.

Trust me, Evan.

Putting them together
is definitely going
to pull them apart.

High frigging five.
Now, that is juvenile.

Uh... l will follow you
around all day like this.

Okay. Thank you.

Stanley, the, uh,
war-mongering
process server,

has a white count at around
13,000 with a left shift.

Could be a hot appy.
Okay. l'm on it.

l will find out
if the pain has migrated.

Mr. Russell.
Hi, this is Divya Katdare.
l work with Hank.

STANLEY: Oh, my God!
I think I'm dying!

Okay, Mr. Russell,
l need you to hang up
and call 91 1 .

Do you understand?
Help me!

Stanley.
Stanley, are you there?
Hey.

l'm sorry. l was just
taking enemy fire,

I'm fine. Although,
my stomach does kind of bug.

Okay. You need to get
to a hospital right away.

l can't. My mom doesn't
get home until 4:00,
so l don't have a car.

We will send someone
to take you
to Hamptons Heritage.

He'll be there
shortly, okay?
Message received.

Over and out.

But our appointment
was for 9:00.

Well, she arrived
about an hour ago.

That woman knows
how to schmooze.

To repair chondromalacia
of the retropatellar
cartilage,

a small incision
is arthroscopically made to...

You stop me if l need
to explain any
of these words, blondie.

Oh, please. l pay good money
to look half as smart as l am.

The fluid gets
injected into the joint.

Then, the injury can...
Enjoying the Surgery Channel?

Hello, Dr. Lawson.
Hello.

Divya.
Mmm.

We were just looking
at a video of my first

arthroscopic procedure.

ls that Betamax?

Welcome to 1980.

Dr. Peck has kindly
offered to transfer
all of my surgeries to DVD.

Well, that is kind of her.

You should see these tapes,
Hank. They are amazing.

Yes. As is the fact that with
three doctors in the room,
and one of them wheezing,

no one's made a move
for the albuterol.

Oh, l hate that junk.
lt makes me jittery.

He won't take it more than
once every three hours,
despite my advice.

Right. But the current
practice is to administer
as needed.

(WHlSPERlNG)
l think l'm in trouble.
No, you're not in trouble.

HANK: ls that cigar yours?

Dr. Peck has approved
of the occasional draw.

Has she now?
May l speak with you
in private, Dr. Peck?

Now, you're in trouble.

Thank you.

For a patient with emphysema,
no amount of smoking
is acceptable.

He's an egomaniac
who is stuck in his ways.

You know what
doctors are like.

He's sick.
He can't afford
to be non-compliant.

l agree. But he is never
going to respond to being
told what to do.

You have to find
achievable improvements.

Well, we're not
going to find them
by letting our patient

dictate how we
take care of him.

(PHONE BEEPlNG)
Hello?

How's the plan going?

lt seems to be working.

How are you?
Uh, did you get Stanley?

Yeah, we're at Hamptons
Heritage right now.

l've seen deli counters
move faster, by the way.

How are you doing?
Yeah.

Are you winning? Yeah.
Tell me again why we're being
so nice to this guy?

Because he's sick,
and he needs help.

So you and Hank
are working
with our competition,

I am now the unpaid
chauffeur for Stanley,

the subterranean
cyber-soldier who's trying
to kill our clinic.

Okay. Let me call you back.
(COUGHlNG)

(COUGHlNG HARD)

Jill?
Evan.

Hi.
You have to help me.

Okay.

And open? No. No fever.

When did Maddie
start coughing?
Last night.

But she didn't have a fever,
so we weren't too concerned.

She's been fine all morning.
lt's true, l'm okay.
(COUGHlNG)

Mostly.

Maddie, l think
your cough is related
to your grandfather's cough.

Last time l checked,
emphysema wasn't contagious.

You sure you didn't
get your medical degree
on the lnternet?

Dad.
(COUGHlNG)

No, you're right.
You couldn't have given
Maddie emphysema.

But you could have
given her pneumonia.

An X-ray will confirm
this for both of you,

but l think you should
start a course of antibiotics.

Dr. Phillips.
Will you go first?

His name is Stanley Russell.
He was a clinic patient.

The last one
before it was closed.
He's right over here.

Miss Casey, you do
realize the injunction
wasn't personal.

Of course.
No offense taken.

But unfortunately,
uh, my biggest
and most committed donor,

Boris Kuester
von Jurgens-Ratenicz,
was not as understanding.

Really? l didn't
realize he was one
of your benefactors.

Oh, yes.
He doesn't just donate
here at the hospital,

he also anonymously
gave to the clinic.

Although, l don't know
how silent he's going
to be now.

When l told him
that the clinic was
closed indefinitely,

he was furious.
But, like you said,
it's not personal.

l'm sure
he'll realize that, too.

Stanley, this is Dr. Blair.
Hi.

Doctor, he's got a hot appy.
White count's 13,000
with a left shift.

Are you a doctor?
No, no, no.

l am related
to one, though.

Just to be clear, though,
appy means appendix,
not an appetizer, right?

Yes.
Okay. So, hot means
infected, not oven-baked?

Who are you?
Uh, l'm... l'm...

Ahh!
lt's your appendix
all right, Mr. Russell.

We need to get you
in surgery now,
before it bursts.

Surgery?
JlLL: That's exactly
what Hank said.

Nurse Stephens?
Just like that?

Wait. You can't...
Just like that.

Please don't let me die.
l won't. They're going
to help you, okay?

Stanley, you're going
to be fine. Okay?

No, l'm talking to Evan.

My life is
in your hands now.
Oh, your life.

l got it. Yeah.
You're okay.
Okay.

Okay, come on. Let's go, guys.
Your life is in good hands.
Be a soldier.

STANLEY: Okay.
l mean it. (WAR CRY)

(SCREAMlNG FROM VlDEO GAME)

Um, Jill...
You're talking to Boris?
That's genius.

l didn't talk to Boris.
What?

l was bluffing, Evan.
That's even genius-er.

That's... High five.

What is wrong with people?

Hi. After he vomited,
he started shaking
and he hasn't stopped.

ls this related
to the pneumonia?
Let's find out.

Hi.

Damn it, Lynn. l told you.
l'm... l'm just fine.
(GASPlNG)

(MACHlNE BEEPlNG)

l came as soon
as l got your message.

He's in multifocal
atrial tachycardia.

His heart rate's that fast?
lrregular, too.

Which makes no sense
considering the meds
he's been taking.

Well, except it can
occur with theophylline.

Yeah, but he's not on that.
Yeah, he is.
l gave it to him.

Nausea. Acute.
Consistent.

Hank, l had him on
a low dose of theophylline.

l have no idea how
his reaction is so big.

Doctor, that dose
didn't do anything.

l helped myself
to some extra.
Oh.

l've got the Actidose.
Okay.

How did he get theophylline?
What, did he self-prescribe?

He didn't prescribe it.
l did.

Dr. Peck, you can take off.
Divya will assist
with the gastric dialysis.

Hank, l'm not going anywhere.
Not until Dr. Phillips
is stable.

We should get him
to Hamptons Heritage
or call the EMT's.

l can handle it,
now that l know
what's going on.

Should we intubate?
lntubate?

Guys? Guys,
let's just calm down.

Okay. You're right.
Uh, we can handle
his difficulty breathing

with steroids and albuterol.

Good. Why don't you
prep the nebulizer?

Okay. Divya, let's place
the nasogastric tube.

Not on my naso,
you're not.

We will nebulize
4% Lidocaine
by facemask,

which will anesthetize
your nose and throat

and make this
much more comfortable.

Okay. Go ahead.
Numb me.

Let's just get this
the hell over with.

Okay. Dr. Peck,
please turn it.

(STEADY BREATHlNG)
Okay.

(GRUNTlNG)
Swallow. Swallow.

Good.

Okay. Good.

Mask on?
Mask on.

His O2 sat
is not improving.

We have him on max
beta-2 agonists.

l can barely hear
breath sounds because
of his bronchospasm.

Okay. Try lV magnesium.
Two grams over 20 minutes.
Okay.

(SlGHlNG) Looks like
he's out of danger.

Dr. Phillips. Hi.
How are you feeling?

Huh.

Any shot at a cigar?

You're funny.
Hmm.

How about some breakfast?

Hello?

Dad!

Excuse me. Do not talk to me
about keeping promises.

And, yes,
l can close a deal.

l'll keep my end
of the bargain.
Don't you worry.

You know what?
l have to call you back.

Are you kidding me
with this?
Huh?

How did you...
This is insane.
Yeah, isn't it?

Ev? You have to call me
before you just pop over.

l did. l called you twice.
lt just rang through.
Ah.

l just got
this contraption.

lt's a 500-dollar
piece of art.

You know what?
You can't even
answer a phone call.

l can teach you
how to use it.
lt's got two lines.

You know what?
Another time would be perfect.
All right.

So, l came to return
these bad boys.

You left them
on the table after all that.
Thank you.

And... Oh, so comfortable.
Mmm.

l came to thank you
for hacking Emily.

l'm very glad it worked out.
lt so did.

But wait. There's more.
lf you act now,
for one low price,

you can have public
humiliation, as well.
Check this out. Hmm?

So, if you search
for her website,
it redirects you

to this piece of genius.

Like, how did he
even find that?
Well, that's what he does.

Oh! This is like heaven.

You all right?
Actually, l'm dealing
with some major work issues.

Really? Anything
l can help with?

No. l... l got incompetence,
impatience, impertinence.

l've got idiots.
ldiots all around, Evan.

Well, don't complain
about the problem.
Fix it.

Hey. Huh? l'm...
That's exactly
what l'm going to do.

Listen. Drive safely.
Okay.

And thanks for coming.
Um, cool. Okay.

Who should l make
the check out to?
You know what?

Call me old fashioned.
l like cash.

How is it looking?
Both Maddie's and your test
results are negative.

l don't have pneumonia.

You did good, Dr. Lawson.
Well, coming from you,
that's high praise.

Look. Now that
we've bonded,
(SHORT CHUCKLE)

what are the chances
of a brief encounter

with one of my lonely
cigars? Hmm?

The chances of that
are slim to none,
and slim just left town.

l'm sorry.
Okay.

Then, how about
a favor instead?

Convince Ted they should
complete their adventure
without me.

What... What...
Why do you need me
to tell him that?

Because he'll say no to me.
And he won't to me?

Not when you tell him
l'll be able to join them
in three days.

Yeah, but you won't be...

Which is why you
want me to tell him.

l will not be the reason
Ted and Lynn don't get
to finish their adventure.

My son works his tail off.

He's got limited time
with his family.

lt's important to him.

To them. To me.

How about this?
l'll tell Ted

that you're hoping
to join them.

That's good enough for me.
Okay, then.

l'd like to talk
with you.

Sure.

Your father's doing well.

He should never have been
as sick as he was
in the first place.

Mr. Phillips.
Your father overdosed
on a medicine, theophylline.

lt was prescribed,
but not taken as directed.

You have every right
to be upset.

Yeah, you're right.
l do.

l would be furious
if something like that
happened to my father.

Uh... But with theophylline,

the line between toxic
and safe is a thin one.

What matters is that
Dr. Phillips is stable.

The meds are out
of his system,

and l think we can all say
that this will never
happen again.

l'm sorry it did.

l want to go
see my father.

EVAN: Long night?
Ah.

Let me guess, actually.

You were sleeping
with the Emily again,
weren't you?

Okay.
l won't be ignored,
Henry. Okay?

All right.
We're going
to talk about this.

Okay. Start talking.
l'm going to catch up
on some e-mails.

Okay. l'm
to illustrate.

On one hand, we have...

We have you, Hank,
of HankMed. Okay?

On the other hand,
we have Emily.
The succubus.

So, HankMed over here.
The competition over here.

Uh, which hand
is the succubus hand?

Okay. l'm familiar
with the expression,

''Keep your friends close,
but your enemies closer.''
Okay?

You're taking it
way too literally.
So, let me illustrate again.

That was the last one.
(CRlES OUT)

This is what we do
to our competition. Okay?

We crush
like a bug. Ahh!

All right. That was
wonderfully illustrated.

Really. That was poignant.

Are you done? Okay. Good.
(BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)

Emily is not trying
to bring HankMed down. Okay?
Are you...

You don't need to worry.

Look. we're just...
We're having fun together.

That's all it is.

Well, good luck opening it.

Hello.
Good morning.

Have you seen
Dr. Phillips already?

No. l was waiting
for both of you.

Oh. Okay, let's go.

You hear that?

Well, l don't hear anything.
Exactly.

The vagabonds
have left for the airport.
(COUGHlNG HEAVlLY)

Dr. Phillips,
when did your cough
start up again?

To be honest with you,
it never went away.

That's odd. Have you been
taking your antibiotics?

Exactly as directed.

Well, you should
be feeling better.

Yeah, well,
you tell that
to my lungs.

That rash is petechial.
Mmm-hmm.

DlVYA: And with paroxysms.
There's only one thing
it could be.

Hello!

ls it my father?

Your father's okay.
Divya's with him.

We tried your cell.
What is it?
What's the matter?

We think Maddie is sick.
What?

What do you mean, sick?
Could you pull her shirt back?

What is that?
How did you know
that was there?

Maddie has a highly
contagious disease.
Whooping cough.

And so does your father.
And you guys may have it, too.

Eddie R. Lawson,
where are you?

Your extra hot cap
is now a room
temperature cap, Pops.

And it's dropping fast.

Pop, if you can't figure out
the call waiting
on your phone,

there's two buttons.
They're at the bottom
of the phone.

Ugh, never mind.
l'm... l'm here. l'm still
here at Eden's Garden.

(WHEEDLlNG) l... l...
l have your money. So...

Oh, my God.
You got out
of the hospital so fast.

Thanks to you. You know,
my appendix would have
exploded like nitroglycerine.

(CHUCKLlNG)
Kaboom!

Don't stop on my account.
l mean, you're going

to kill your avatar, dude.

l'm this close
to getting the insurgents.

They need to take
a break, anyway.

Listen, uh... Can l buy you
a nice cup of joe?

And l want to apologize
for having to serve
you guys. Okay?

lt's the worst part
of my job.

Dude, you're
a process server.
That is your job, right?

Well, l still hate doing it.
You hate it?
Why do you do it?

l get to meet people.

And believe it or not,
social interaction hasn't
always come easy for me.

Mmm.
Plus, l get to make
my own hours.

And with the economy
the way it is, l...

Triple latte for Felix?
Right here.

Right here. l'm coming.

Hostile detected.
Time to move.

Wait. Who, that guy?
No way. What did he do?

That's on a need to know.
And l don't need to know.

l just follow orders.
Right.

Stanley, if you hate your job,
why don't you just
get a new job?

l don't want to sound preachy.
l just... l...
Recently, l did.

So, hating your job
is no way to live life, man.

For you or your avatar.
And you've got to look out
for him, too, right?

You know, you'd be
a great platoon leader.

Great platoon leader.
Thank you.

Absolutely. Do you
want to... Okay.

Um, maybe l'll run into you
in cyberspace sometime.

Yeah, well, if you do,
you watch your six.

All right.
You watch your seven.

l said you watch your six.

Hey, Felix!

Okay. There you go.

So, Doc.
How's the old man doing?

Better. Much better.

lt's a good thing
you stuck around
long enough to see his rash.

Now, there's a sentence you
just don't hear very often.
(ALL CHUCKLlNG)

l am curious how Maddie
got whooping cough
and the other kids didn't.

Well, Teddy and Grace
were immunized.

But when Maddie was born,
there was a lot of controversy
over immunizations.

So, we decided to err
on the side of caution.

Right. Why ask a doctor?

And Dr. Phillips
was susceptible because...

Because l've outlived
my immunization.

Another wonderful
by-product of growing older.

But how did Maddie
get it in the first place?

She could have
easily picked it up

on one of your
off-the-beaten-path
adventures.

So, when do you think
she'll be well
enough to travel?

At least six weeks.
l'm afraid your family trip
is going to have to wait.

Of course it will.
We'll continue
our adventure here.

All of us together.
lt should be
a great adventure.

lt was a pleasure.
A pleasure here, blondie.
Take care.

Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.

Doctor.
Doctor.

l've got something for you.

l'm about to give you
some of my most
prized possessions.

Well, uh...

Yeah, but you
can't smoke them.
(ALL LAUGHlNG)

True. True.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.

Take care, Hank.
Will do.

Take care.
All right. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Don't smoke them
all at once.
All right, there?

Thank you.

You must not think
l'm a very good doctor.

We have different methods.

Which means you don't think
l'm a very good doctor.

Look. You were
the pulmonologist
l brought in,

and you did something
l completely disagree with.

Look, Hank. lf l had
known how you felt
about the theophylline,

l would never
have prescribed it.

Right. Well, you could have
talked to me about it first.

l'm sorry.
Look, you screwed up.

You know that.
The important thing is,
Dr. Phillips is okay.

No thanks to me.

You are hard on yourself.

Yeah, well, if l'm going
to hold others
to high standards,

the least l can do
is expect the same of
myself.

Let me cook you dinner.
Distract you.

l didn't know you can cook.
l can't. That's why
it will distract you.

As appetizing
as that sounds,

l've got to get up
early in the morning.
l have a flight to catch.

To where?
San Diego.

Self-exile?
Worse. Family.

Oh. Okay.

lt's only for a few days.
l'm overdue a visit

so they can hound me
about why l'm not married.

l'll save you the airfare.
Why aren't you married?

Maybe l haven't met
the right guy.

Well, when you do,
tell him l say hello.
l'll do that.

Oh. Tell Evan
l want a truce
on the digital warfare.

l have no idea
what that means,

and l'm thinking
that's a good thing.

Whoa!
(LAUGHlNG)

Now, l am sure
that's a good thing.

He plays dirty,
and l like it.

And that's why you became
employee of the month.
(CHUCKLlNG)

Jill. Do you have a minute?
Sure.

l just want to let you know
that Hamptons Heritage

is dropping its lawsuit.
You are?

They are?

While we believe
that the clinic

should be run
through the hospital,

l also know that patient care
is always the most
important thing.

Always.
Well.

We agree on that.

Dr. Blair, thank you.
Really.

And l just wanted to say

l appreciate you coming here
to tell me this yourself.

Unfortunately,
my top candidate

has reconsidered
joining HankMed.

She seemed uptight.
Kind of like you.

Okay, guys. Are there
any other options?

Actually, there is one.

Emily Peck.

Yes, that's a good idea.
That's true.

l'm surprised
l didn't think of that.
That's, uh... That's...

You know, l heard,
Jack Kevorkian
got out of prison.

So, he's available.
Having another doctor,

one with complete autonomy,
would give HankMed
more bandwidth.

And, as an employee,
she would no longer
be competition.

Okay, Hank,
would you tell her
how insane she is?

l've got to say,
it's not a bad idea.

lt's not?
No.

Yes, it is.
lt's a terrible idea.

Divya, you traitor.
What happened
to elbow-rubbing,

up-selling, and anti-Hank?
Anti-what?
What are you guys...

l changed my mind.

Oh. Oh.

Actually, Emily did.

Yeah, she does that.
Huh.

Uh, Evan?

(SPORTS COMMENTATOR
CHATTERlNG ON TV)

Come on.

Hey, kiddo.
Hey.

Evan here?
No, he's out with Paige.

l think he's got
something for me.

He'll be back soon.
Yeah?

Mmm-hmm.
Will you just tell him
l was here?

Okay.

You can wait,
if you want.

You sure?
Yeah.

Thanks.
Sure.

You want a beer?
You kidding?

Thanks.
Yep.

This is like old times.

You and me, on a couch.

Watching our team lose.
(CHUCKLlNG)

Boris. lt's been
a long time.

You wanted to see me?

lt seems that being
an anonymous donor
to your clinic

no longer
guarantees anonymity.

Someone said something.

Ms. Casey, if l desired
anyone to know
about my involvement,

l would have
told them myself.

l wanted Dr. Blair
to know how much
the clinic meant to you.

Well, you crossed a line.

l'm sorry.
l didn't realize...

l cannot afford
to have my privacy
jeopardized.

Not by you,
not by HankMed,
not by anyone.

Especially not now.

Okay.

lt won't happen again.

l can assure you it won't.
You can let yourself out.

HARRlSON: The patient
was a 42-year-old...
What the hell?

...with a diagnosis of
chondromalacia patella.

All right, Eddie,
good job. This is good.
Thanks.

What? What do you mean?

Well, the letterhead,
with the signature...

(lNAUDlBLE)

Forget it, Eddie.
Thank you.