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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:05,300 "Hey, sweetie, don't miss plane. New York and I waiting for you with open arms. 2 00:00:05,301 --> 00:00:09,500 Two TV interviews, brunch, three luncheons, four theater appearences, 3 00:00:09,501 --> 00:00:11,481 two cocktail parties set for tomorrow. 4 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:15,580 Press reception 4:30 p.m. Plaza Hotel. Chin up." 5 00:00:15,581 --> 00:00:18,001 Hah! Lucky if I can stand up. 6 00:00:18,002 --> 00:00:19,402 "Love you, Marty." 7 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:22,303 Oh, brother, he doesn't miss a trick. 8 00:00:23,704 --> 00:00:33,004 - Subtitles - Luís Filipe Bernardes 9 00:03:28,004 --> 00:03:30,204 Alright, fellows, alright, that's all for now! 10 00:03:30,205 --> 00:03:33,405 Give us a break. I promise you'll get all the pictures you want a little later on. 11 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:34,906 Give us a break right now. 12 00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:36,407 - One more! - Uh-uh! 13 00:03:36,408 --> 00:03:39,408 - One more. - Miss Courtney, how about one over here? 14 00:03:39,609 --> 00:03:41,109 Thank you! 15 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:42,430 You'll get all you need. 16 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,131 Miss Courtney, Miss Courtney, 17 00:03:44,132 --> 00:03:47,232 did you enjoy playing Dodie Jones more on the screen or on the stage? 18 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:50,253 Well, they're too different a medium, I loved both. 19 00:03:50,254 --> 00:03:53,254 Miss Courtney, now that you've made your first picture, how do you feel? 20 00:03:53,255 --> 00:03:55,555 - Well, I'm very happy... - Honey, look who's here! 21 00:03:55,556 --> 00:03:58,056 - Jan, darling. - Hello, Nina! 22 00:03:58,057 --> 00:04:01,487 Don't bother us, Harry, you must give me two minutes alone. 23 00:04:01,488 --> 00:04:04,988 I want to hear everything, everything... Oooh! 24 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:07,889 - Oh, Nina! - Nina, honey... 25 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:10,090 I, um... You'd better... What? Yeah... 26 00:04:10,691 --> 00:04:13,891 You better do it, honey... Hey, how about this kid, huh? 27 00:04:13,892 --> 00:04:18,880 She, uh, finished a movie last night, got on a plane, got here at 6 o'clock this morning. 28 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:21,200 Looks fresh as a daisy, doesn't she, Nina? 29 00:04:22,501 --> 00:04:25,981 Miss Courtney, are you hopeful for the future of American cinema? 30 00:04:25,982 --> 00:04:28,002 Later, buddy, huh? 31 00:04:28,003 --> 00:04:29,703 He isn't even syndicated. 32 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,404 Let's talk to Bill Carson, come on. 33 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:35,605 - You get to speak to Janice Courtney. - Who's Janice Courtney? 34 00:04:35,806 --> 00:04:37,556 Jan, right here... 35 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,806 - Armed Forces Radio, Miss Courtney. - Congratulations. 36 00:04:43,807 --> 00:04:45,300 - Hello, Billy. - How is it going, Marty? 37 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:48,501 Every time I produce a show for this kid she tops herself, you know? 38 00:04:48,682 --> 00:04:51,400 In fact, when we scheduled for the fall right now, 39 00:04:51,401 --> 00:04:52,702 the backers are begging out for me. 40 00:04:52,703 --> 00:04:54,303 What kind of a show are you looking for? 41 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,404 Armed Forces Radio, Miss Courtney. 42 00:04:57,405 --> 00:04:59,705 What are you, an idiot? She's choking, come on! 43 00:05:00,106 --> 00:05:01,906 Come on, come on, just give her a break. 44 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:05,299 - One more, please. - Over here, Miss Courtney, please. 45 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,500 - Are you okay, honey? - I'm fine, Marty. 46 00:05:07,501 --> 00:05:09,400 - What's the matter? - Nothing, Ethel, I'm all right. 47 00:05:09,401 --> 00:05:11,800 - Are you sure? - Look, all I want is some food. 48 00:05:11,801 --> 00:05:14,650 So far today I've been to a brunch, three luncheons, 49 00:05:14,651 --> 00:05:17,061 and two cocktail parties. I haven't had a bite to eat yet. 50 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:18,650 Come on, pals, let's give her a break. Now, you... 51 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,700 Now, honey, you take it easy, because you have a long way to go. 52 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:23,280 Now, at 6:00 you meet the high school editors. 53 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,001 At 6:45 TV, that's in the teenage ballroom. 54 00:05:26,002 --> 00:05:27,902 - Armed Forces Radio... - Yes, good night, fellows. 55 00:05:27,903 --> 00:05:29,753 7:15 you're modeling Dodie Jones dresses for Modern Fashion, 56 00:05:29,754 --> 00:05:31,930 7:55 there's another cocktail party. 57 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:35,104 This one is for the motion picture society right after your speech. 58 00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:37,605 At 11 p.m. you're on Personality of the Week, 59 00:05:37,606 --> 00:05:40,400 One a.m. is Don Patrol Record Show, "I Have Your Song". 60 00:05:40,401 --> 00:05:43,501 Tomorrow morning the first thing we do is to start at 10 a.m., 61 00:05:44,202 --> 00:05:46,102 Would you hold my sandwich? 62 00:05:46,803 --> 00:05:48,203 Why? 63 00:05:48,204 --> 00:05:51,204 I think I'm going to leave you for a while. 64 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:55,305 - What are you...? - Come on, enough pictures! 65 00:05:55,306 --> 00:05:57,999 - No, no, get a doctor, will you, Ethel? - I will, I will. Get a... 66 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,178 You gotta give her something, we got a full schedule with this girl. 67 00:06:01,179 --> 00:06:03,609 Don't make a thing out of nothing, Ben, now just lay off. 68 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:06,310 You produce the shows, I'll be the doctor. 69 00:06:06,311 --> 00:06:09,400 Hey, you two, come over here. 70 00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:14,681 If you're settling my life, at least do it so I don't have to strain my ears. 71 00:06:14,682 --> 00:06:17,680 It's quite simple, Jan. Though Martin here pretends not to know, 72 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,151 you've got to get away for a rest. 73 00:06:19,152 --> 00:06:21,200 What do you mean rest? Read him the list, Ethel, read him the list. 74 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:24,001 - Um, 6:00 high school editors. - Correct. 75 00:06:24,002 --> 00:06:25,980 - 6:45, TV. - That's right. 76 00:06:25,981 --> 00:06:28,981 7:15, Dodie Jones dress... - I'm afraid you're both mistaken. 77 00:06:28,982 --> 00:06:32,900 This girl is temporarily retiring from Martin Bliss enterprises. 78 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:34,700 Now come on, Ben, let's not be a creep, hang on! 79 00:06:34,701 --> 00:06:38,901 The kid had a little bit of a dizzy spell, that's all. She's fine now. You're fine now. 80 00:06:38,902 --> 00:06:40,300 Well, let me put it this way. 81 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:43,600 If our young star doesn't get six weeks of absolute rest, 82 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:46,901 I guarantee she'll be flat on her back for the next three years. 83 00:06:47,502 --> 00:06:49,400 What? I can't hear you. 84 00:06:49,401 --> 00:06:51,601 Three years, Martin. 85 00:06:54,102 --> 00:06:56,202 Ethel, there's a flight for Vegas at 8:00. 86 00:06:56,203 --> 00:06:58,600 Get Syd, tell him we want the best of everything, we're all going. 87 00:06:58,601 --> 00:07:00,701 - You too, doctor. - Martin. 88 00:07:00,702 --> 00:07:02,902 Jan's going to Connecticut. 89 00:07:04,003 --> 00:07:06,903 Connecticut? Connecticut, what's to do in Connecticut? 90 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:09,504 Well, there's sleep, plenty of fresh air and sunshine. 91 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:12,305 - That'll kill you. - And above all, absolute quiet. 92 00:07:13,006 --> 00:07:15,006 Anyone taking care of your house up there? 93 00:07:15,007 --> 00:07:18,707 There'd better be. That Johnson woman cashes her checks every month. 94 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:23,208 Oh, Ben, please, that house in the country was the biggest mistake of my life. 95 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,609 - I hate the country. - He's right, honey, it'll do you good. 96 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:31,610 You won't have anything to do but lie around all day and be waited on hand and foot. 97 00:07:31,611 --> 00:07:35,411 You can have breakfast in bed, sleep in the sun, 98 00:07:35,412 --> 00:07:39,412 Just relax and have a nice, long rest. 99 00:08:13,313 --> 00:08:16,813 What's a word with X, J and Q in it? 100 00:08:19,214 --> 00:08:21,714 What on earth are you doing? 101 00:08:22,115 --> 00:08:24,715 Even when I play by myself I lose. 102 00:08:25,816 --> 00:08:27,816 I knew you'd be up sooner or later. 103 00:08:29,617 --> 00:08:31,817 Six weeks of this. 104 00:08:34,118 --> 00:08:37,018 What time does the sun come up in the country? 105 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,319 June 3rd, sunrise 5:22 a.m. 106 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,220 One more hour to go. This is last year's almanac. 107 00:08:49,221 --> 00:08:53,221 In Connecticut one year is just like any other. 108 00:08:56,022 --> 00:08:57,322 What was that? 109 00:08:57,323 --> 00:09:00,823 Field mice. They can't sleep either. 110 00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:07,424 Oh, my. 111 00:09:07,425 --> 00:09:10,300 I think I'll redecorate this room. 112 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:18,301 What would you say if I married Marty Bliss? 113 00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:20,902 Has he asked you? 114 00:09:21,903 --> 00:09:23,103 No. 115 00:09:23,504 --> 00:09:25,004 Not yet. 116 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:27,105 But I think he's leading up to it. 117 00:09:27,106 --> 00:09:30,706 Well, if you have to ask, I'd say you weren't in love with him. 118 00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:34,807 Oh, you're against marriage anyway. 119 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,508 Because of your experience with that, um... 120 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:39,409 What was his name, Harvey? 121 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:43,610 Garvin. And I'm not against marriage, not at 4 o'clock in the morning. 122 00:09:47,411 --> 00:09:50,211 Ethel, look at my life. 123 00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:53,112 What have I been doing all this time? 124 00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:56,213 I wouldn't say you'd exactly been idle. 125 00:09:57,414 --> 00:09:59,600 No, I've been knocking myself out, but... 126 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:02,201 What have I got to show for it? 127 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:07,102 Jan, you have thousands of people who think you're the most marvelous person alive. 128 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:12,803 But not one of them is there when I close my door at night. 129 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,404 Well, now you know. 130 00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:21,605 Oh, Ethel. 131 00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:25,806 You know, marriage and show business, they just don't mix. 132 00:10:26,507 --> 00:10:31,207 Why should I give up everything I've ever worked for since I was fourteen... 133 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,308 ...just to become a housewife? 134 00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:36,009 Who says you have to give it up? 135 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,710 We know plenty of people who combine marriage and a career. 136 00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:41,711 Maybe. 137 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:44,002 But I've come this far alone. 138 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:46,103 I think it's better that way. 139 00:10:46,504 --> 00:10:47,804 For me. 140 00:10:47,805 --> 00:10:51,705 You're going to get awfully tired of looking at me day after day. 141 00:10:54,306 --> 00:10:55,906 Never. 142 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,707 Who else always lets me win at scrabble? 143 00:11:02,108 --> 00:11:04,000 Help me turn the tiles. 144 00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:12,101 She's got her nerve. 145 00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:14,702 Bursting in here in the middle of the night... 146 00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:16,303 ...without telling us! 147 00:11:16,604 --> 00:11:18,604 Oh, I can see what's ahead. 148 00:11:18,605 --> 00:11:22,405 Eating in the kitchen, asking for permission to use the car. 149 00:11:22,406 --> 00:11:25,226 Oh, I'd best give notice right away. 150 00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:27,900 Don't get yourself in a snit, mama. 151 00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:28,901 Shut up, Ava. 152 00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:32,500 It's a pity too. I've taken a liking to this place. 153 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,701 - Don't file your nails, dear. - But Mama! 154 00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:36,900 Shut up, Ava! 155 00:11:36,901 --> 00:11:41,301 Come, help me move the television into our room before they wake up. 156 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:45,400 I don't see why we should have to change our lives just to suit her. 157 00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:48,101 Shut up, Ava. 158 00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:56,300 If there's one thing I can't abide, it's stale cigarette smoke. 159 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,701 We never had odors like these before they arrived. 160 00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:05,902 I wonder who that turkey neck was that she brought with her. 161 00:12:05,903 --> 00:12:09,703 Probably one of those show business parasites. 162 00:12:09,704 --> 00:12:12,604 Must have picked her up in Hollywood. 163 00:12:12,605 --> 00:12:14,600 Wish somebody would pick me up in Hollywood. 164 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,001 Shut up, Ava! 165 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:19,602 Mrs. Johnson, I presume. 166 00:12:19,603 --> 00:12:21,803 I don't believe we've had the pleasure. 167 00:12:22,104 --> 00:12:27,304 I'm "Turkey Neck" Swenson, Miss Courtney's personal parasite. 168 00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:30,605 What's the matter, got lumps in your bed, ma'am? 169 00:12:30,606 --> 00:12:33,106 Shut up, Ava. My daughter. 170 00:12:33,107 --> 00:12:37,407 Why doesn't she blow her nose, she'd get instant relief. 171 00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:42,708 Good morning, Miss Courtney. 172 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,209 Good morning, Selena. 173 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:48,410 And good morning, Ava. Would you fix us some breakfast, Selena? 174 00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:51,001 - Now? - Now! 175 00:12:51,702 --> 00:12:55,102 Of course, if you say so, Miss Courtney. 176 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:57,903 Selena, my television? 177 00:12:57,904 --> 00:13:01,400 This is our own personal television set, Miss Courtney. 178 00:13:02,801 --> 00:13:04,601 Oh, then where's mine? 179 00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:06,102 That cheap set? 180 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:09,503 I'd only run it twelve or fourteen hours a day and then, pfft! 181 00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:12,804 Yes, but where is it? 182 00:13:12,805 --> 00:13:14,905 I traded it in for this one. 183 00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:18,300 It's very important for a budding young actress like Ava to... 184 00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:20,601 ...study fine acting. 185 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,102 On television? 186 00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:04,600 Selena, do you have a dog? 187 00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:09,201 I? Not likely. Ava's allergic to dogs. 188 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:16,600 Selena, if you have a menu for dinner tonight, I'd like to look it over later. 189 00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:18,401 Today is Tuesday. 190 00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:21,902 What's wrong with Tuesday? 191 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:25,303 Tuesday is Ava's night at elocution. 192 00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:26,904 We'll be dining out. 193 00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:28,405 I see. 194 00:14:28,406 --> 00:14:30,200 Well, how about tomorrow? 195 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,201 Wednesday's my day off. 196 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:38,702 "As wrong mental focus is the chief source of tension, 197 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,800 so right mental focus can be its remedy. 198 00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:46,101 To relax, begin by thinking of some pleasant experience." 199 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,502 - Ethel. - "Think... 200 00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:51,003 Wasn't there a crazy old bird bath over there a while ago? 201 00:14:51,004 --> 00:14:52,654 - A bird bath? - Hm-hmm. 202 00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,955 I saw something that looked like a petrified wedding cake, why? 203 00:14:55,956 --> 00:14:58,956 Because half of it's gone. 204 00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:16,357 I think I'm going to find out what's going on around here. 205 00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:19,758 Jan, you're supposed to be resting! 206 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:24,959 To relax, begin thinking of some pleasant exper... 207 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,990 Oh, come on, Chucky... 208 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,591 I know you're in there. You'd better come out. 209 00:15:56,592 --> 00:15:58,192 I've got a gun! 210 00:15:58,193 --> 00:15:59,893 Bang, bang, you're dead! 211 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:01,794 Oh! 212 00:16:08,295 --> 00:16:10,695 Oh, come back here, you! 213 00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:37,396 This is private property, lady. 214 00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:41,397 Now wait a minute... 215 00:17:56,198 --> 00:17:57,698 Come here, kids. 216 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,999 I'm afraid there's been some mistake... 217 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,800 This is my property and that's my bird bath you're washing in. 218 00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,701 You mind turning your head, the little ones are half naked. 219 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,102 Oh... oh, no, of course not. 220 00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:21,903 But when you're all dressed, I want you to scat. 221 00:18:21,904 --> 00:18:23,200 Come back here! 222 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,686 Come back here with that, that's my breakfast! 223 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,687 Come here, come on now, you give me that! 224 00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,788 - Give it to me, give it to me! - Give it to her, Butch. 225 00:18:29,789 --> 00:18:31,589 Give it to me... oh! 226 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,190 No, down, it's mine! 227 00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:34,591 Get down, Butch, get down! 228 00:18:34,592 --> 00:18:36,492 For heaven's sake, will you get... 229 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:38,693 I was going to eat that roll! 230 00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:41,394 Jan, did you see a big mangy... 231 00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:43,795 What's this? 232 00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:47,196 Oh, will you please turn around? The little ones are half naked. 233 00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:49,797 Who are your friends? 234 00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:51,898 Search me. 235 00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:53,599 Where do you kids live? 236 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,100 We was living here. 237 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,400 - What do you mean you're living here? - We're sort of passing through. 238 00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:00,801 Where are your folks? 239 00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:03,502 The last we seen them they was in Torrington to pick tobacco. 240 00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:05,303 Do they know you're here? 241 00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:06,304 No. 242 00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:09,105 What do you mean, you ran away? 243 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,806 We didn't have to run none. 244 00:19:10,807 --> 00:19:12,307 They were passed out drunk. 245 00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,908 You can turn around now. 246 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,209 What's your name, lady? 247 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,010 My name is Janice Courtney. 248 00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:24,511 What's yours? 249 00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:26,112 I'm Brenda. 250 00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,403 We're all Smiths. I'm Leo. 251 00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:29,604 I'm Amy. 252 00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:34,205 I'm Sherman Smith. This is my sister Dulcie. 253 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,606 She's a girl, we're both twins. 254 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:38,807 This is Quigley, my baby. 255 00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:41,208 I see. 256 00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:43,309 That's Butch, he's our dog. 257 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,310 Oh. 258 00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:48,211 And what is your name, young man? 259 00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:52,412 That's Sonny, he don't talk. 260 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,600 Never? 261 00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:55,900 He used to, 'bout a year ago he just stopped and quit. 262 00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:57,401 And we haven't heard a word from him since. 263 00:19:58,102 --> 00:19:59,902 Has he been to see a doctor? 264 00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:02,400 What for, lady, he ain't sick, he just quit talking. 265 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,501 Are you gonna eat that, lady? 266 00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:07,402 The bun? Oh, no, the dog had... 267 00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:17,203 Um... why don't you children come with us and... 268 00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:19,804 And, you can come up to the big house and... 269 00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:21,405 ...and we'll fix you something good to eat. 270 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:22,800 Come on, now. Let's go on up there. 271 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,201 - You're sure? - Come on, Sherman, 272 00:20:24,202 --> 00:20:26,702 Just go right to the big house, we have a very nice housekeeper... 273 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,603 ...and she loves children. 274 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,604 Oh, sure she does. 275 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,555 The answer is no. 276 00:20:33,556 --> 00:20:36,256 My agreement was no children and no pets... 277 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:38,757 ...and I'm holding up my end even if you are not. 278 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,258 Who is working for who around here? 279 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:43,569 I'm not working for you, that's for sure. 280 00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,170 But you are working for me... 281 00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:47,671 ...and I'm telling you to fix some food for these children! 282 00:20:47,672 --> 00:20:50,552 You know perfectly well I can't abide children. 283 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,253 - But Mama... - Shut up, Ava. 284 00:20:52,254 --> 00:20:54,154 We are not like other children. 285 00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:56,585 Just tell us when they've left, Miss Courtney, 286 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,686 We'll be waiting in our room. 287 00:20:58,987 --> 00:21:00,487 Come along, Ava. 288 00:21:00,488 --> 00:21:02,888 - Now, hold on here! - I'm hungry! 289 00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:05,689 Selena! Selena, do you... 290 00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:06,790 Oh! 291 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,391 I'm hungry! 292 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,692 Wait just a minute! 293 00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:13,293 All right, all right! 294 00:21:14,794 --> 00:21:17,194 Here, live it up! 295 00:21:17,196 --> 00:21:20,196 Selena, you come out of there! 296 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,797 This is my house and I demand that... 297 00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:27,498 Now what is that? 298 00:21:34,299 --> 00:21:36,599 Will you turn that thing off? 299 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,150 Will you please turn that thing off? 300 00:21:40,151 --> 00:21:41,351 Oh, hello, Miss Courtney. 301 00:21:41,352 --> 00:21:43,672 What's that, I can't hear you, it's very loud. 302 00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:46,873 Will you turn that noise-maker off and get off of my property? 303 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:01,874 Now look what you've done! 304 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:05,275 What kind of a lousy gardener are you, anyway, 305 00:22:05,276 --> 00:22:09,176 Well, I'd say somewhere between, um... fairly lousy and very lousy. 306 00:22:09,577 --> 00:22:13,377 - Do you actually accept money for this? - No, Pete accepts money for that. 307 00:22:13,378 --> 00:22:15,000 - Pete? - Pete Lasser, that's your gardener. 308 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,500 I just fill in for him when he's sick. 309 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:20,401 Actually, I'm Jim Larkin, pastor of the Fairmont Community Church in town. 310 00:22:22,002 --> 00:22:25,602 - Oh, good Lord. - Amen. 311 00:22:28,903 --> 00:22:29,999 Amen. 312 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,750 Will you get that... 313 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,851 Oh, um... would you excuse me, Reverend, um... 314 00:22:35,452 --> 00:22:38,252 Will you get that mangy dog out of this kitchen? 315 00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:39,753 Jan! 316 00:22:40,854 --> 00:22:42,154 Jan! 317 00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:44,955 What are we going to do, they've eaten four jars of olives already. 318 00:22:44,956 --> 00:22:48,156 - Well, isn't there any milk? - Milk! Good thinking. 319 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,458 What's going on here, anyway? 320 00:22:51,259 --> 00:22:53,959 What are you doing here? Get out in the garden where you belong! 321 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,000 Jan, you have got to learn to put your foot down with the help! 322 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,780 No, but Ethel, Ethel... 323 00:22:58,781 --> 00:23:00,481 What, I can't hear a word you're saying. 324 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:02,382 She's trying to tell you I'm a preacher. 325 00:23:02,383 --> 00:23:03,983 - A what? - A preacher. 326 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,684 - A preacher? - That's right. 327 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,585 I'll explain it to you later. 328 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:09,186 Who are these kids, anyway? 329 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,387 - I found them in my bird bath. - Your bird bath? 330 00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:12,638 I'll explain it to you later. 331 00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:15,239 Oh, well, it sounds like feeding time, where's Selena? 332 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,140 - She's on strike. - She's allergic to children. 333 00:23:18,141 --> 00:23:20,041 I don't like her, she won't feed us! 334 00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:22,250 I know Selena from way back. Don't worry, I'll take... 335 00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:23,551 Listen! 336 00:23:25,052 --> 00:23:26,053 That's better now. 337 00:23:26,054 --> 00:23:28,500 If you want to eat the first thing you have to do is be quiet, okay? 338 00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:31,801 And the second thing you have to do is wash your face and your hands, right? 339 00:23:31,802 --> 00:23:33,602 You're in charge of that, right? 340 00:23:33,603 --> 00:23:35,003 - Right. - Right. 341 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:36,104 Go on. 342 00:23:36,105 --> 00:23:38,305 You heard the man, let's wash your face and hands. 343 00:23:39,006 --> 00:23:42,106 And leave the dirt in the wash basin, not the towels, right? 344 00:23:42,107 --> 00:23:44,257 - Right. - Right. 345 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:46,500 Now, you get the butter, bacon and eggs out of the refrigerator, 346 00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:48,601 you've got the milk right there, and I'll be right back. 347 00:23:48,602 --> 00:23:52,202 Oh, don't forget the frying pan, right? 348 00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:54,303 All right. 349 00:23:56,204 --> 00:24:00,804 Oh, it's all a dream. Just kind of a bad dream. 350 00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:03,105 Open up, Selena. 351 00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:04,606 It's Jim Larkin. 352 00:24:06,907 --> 00:24:08,607 Yes, Reverend Larkin? 353 00:24:10,008 --> 00:24:11,900 They don't ask me to take my bird bath... 354 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,101 Um... 355 00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:14,602 The frying pan. 356 00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:15,703 Where did... 357 00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:19,104 Well, it's not there. 358 00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:23,700 Don't be silly... 359 00:24:24,205 --> 00:24:26,205 Oh, forget it. 360 00:24:26,406 --> 00:24:28,000 Oh, there you are. 361 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,801 Well, um... oh... 362 00:24:35,002 --> 00:24:36,702 Well, that's that. 363 00:24:36,703 --> 00:24:39,103 - She'll cook for the kids? - No, she quit. 364 00:24:39,504 --> 00:24:40,604 - Quit? - Yeah. 365 00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:42,700 Well, they acted like guests. 366 00:24:42,701 --> 00:24:45,101 You don't want a bunch of goldbrickers around here, do you? 367 00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:48,400 You're a regular wonder, Reverend. 368 00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:50,941 You fixed everything just fine, except for one thing. 369 00:24:50,942 --> 00:24:53,480 What? - We'll all starve to death. I can't cook. 370 00:24:53,481 --> 00:24:55,281 What about your colleague? 371 00:24:55,282 --> 00:24:56,582 - Ethel? - Yeah. 372 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,700 Oh, she can't even open a box of crackers. 373 00:24:58,701 --> 00:25:00,801 Looks like I'm elected, eh? 374 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:05,900 Come here, Speedy. 375 00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:08,001 Didn't think I'd check, did you, huh? 376 00:25:08,602 --> 00:25:09,900 Uh-huh. 377 00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:12,901 You go back and wash behind both ears. 378 00:25:13,802 --> 00:25:15,402 Alright, alright, alright. 379 00:25:15,403 --> 00:25:17,453 All you kids can help set the dining room table. 380 00:25:17,454 --> 00:25:20,054 This lovely lady here will show you how. Now, plates. 381 00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:24,200 Here... Oh, do you think you can handle these without dropping them? 382 00:25:24,201 --> 00:25:27,001 Just hand me the plates, wise guy. 383 00:25:27,002 --> 00:25:28,702 Come on, kids, we're all busing. 384 00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:31,103 - All right. - I wanna help. 385 00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:35,304 And now, Miss Courtney, cooking lesson number one. 386 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:41,805 This, my dear Miss Courtney, is an egg. 387 00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:45,106 Because of it's fragile outer covering, it is very easily broken, observe. 388 00:25:52,207 --> 00:25:54,507 Better get the paper plates. 389 00:25:56,108 --> 00:25:57,808 - Right. - Right. 390 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:02,700 Okay, kids, let's eat. 391 00:26:02,801 --> 00:26:04,001 Come on, you guys! 392 00:26:04,302 --> 00:26:06,202 - Leo, give this to Butch. - Oh, okay. 393 00:26:06,203 --> 00:26:07,203 Come here, Butch! 394 00:26:08,204 --> 00:26:10,704 Hey, you, you, you, come sit over here. 395 00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:12,505 Come sit over here. 396 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,900 Look what I just got! 397 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,557 Look at what I got! 398 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:20,708 Thank you. 399 00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:28,109 Come on. 400 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,010 Dear Lord, 401 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:43,350 granted there be no others wanting for the fruits of thy goodness... 402 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,551 that thou hast blessed us with today, 403 00:26:46,452 --> 00:26:49,852 that all thy servants may partake of thy generous harvest. 404 00:26:49,853 --> 00:26:53,153 and that strengthened by them we may continue in thy service, O Lord, 405 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:57,154 all the days of our life, amen. 406 00:26:57,155 --> 00:26:59,555 - Amen. - May I have a banana? 407 00:26:59,556 --> 00:27:02,856 Take your napkins. Come on, take all your napkins. 408 00:27:02,857 --> 00:27:07,357 You see, Ava, we must profit from every experience. 409 00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:09,658 - But Mama... - When we get to be a star, dear, 410 00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:12,759 we'll still be nice to the little people. 411 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,860 I thought that preacher was kinda cute. 412 00:27:15,861 --> 00:27:17,661 Shut up, Ava! 413 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,562 They dropped the TV! 414 00:27:30,563 --> 00:27:32,303 This one isn't clean. 415 00:27:32,454 --> 00:27:33,604 Wipe it off. 416 00:27:36,105 --> 00:27:38,205 You're supposed to be resting. 417 00:27:38,206 --> 00:27:40,106 Oh, I wish I were. 418 00:27:40,107 --> 00:27:42,800 Ladies, we've a new assistant chef, Mr. Sonny Smith. 419 00:27:42,801 --> 00:27:46,601 They're a little new at this dish-washing, Sonny, but they'll get used to it. 420 00:27:48,202 --> 00:27:50,502 What kind of a screwball is he, anyway? 421 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,703 In case you don't recognize the type, honey, that is a man. 422 00:27:53,704 --> 00:27:56,204 Yeah, well I know all types of men... 423 00:27:56,205 --> 00:27:58,705 but this one is beyond me. 424 00:27:58,706 --> 00:28:01,106 With a little effort, you might catch up to him. 425 00:28:05,707 --> 00:28:06,907 Not done yet, huh? 426 00:28:06,908 --> 00:28:08,908 Sonny and I are all through, what's holding you two up? 427 00:28:08,909 --> 00:28:11,389 You know, Reverend, you seem to have all the answers, 428 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,700 but here's a little question for you. 429 00:28:13,701 --> 00:28:15,800 Where are these kids going to sleep tonight? 430 00:28:16,001 --> 00:28:17,001 Well, let's see... 431 00:28:17,002 --> 00:28:18,902 We were talking about calling the sheriff. 432 00:28:18,903 --> 00:28:20,703 - No, no, we can't do that. - Why not? 433 00:28:20,704 --> 00:28:22,800 - We'll handle it ourselves. - How? 434 00:28:22,805 --> 00:28:24,605 Well, my landlady, she's got lots of room, 435 00:28:24,606 --> 00:28:27,106 she loves kids, I think she'd be delighted to put them up for the night. 436 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,700 That'd be perfect. 437 00:28:29,701 --> 00:28:31,501 Then I could get a little rest around here. 438 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,302 - Thank you, Reverend. - Good. 439 00:28:33,303 --> 00:28:35,900 Now, that's all settled. I'll take Leo, Brenda and Sherman, 440 00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:38,101 and you take Amy, Dulcie and Sonny. 441 00:28:39,202 --> 00:28:40,502 Me? 442 00:28:40,503 --> 00:28:43,803 - Oh, wait a minute! - If I can handle three, so can you. 443 00:28:44,804 --> 00:28:46,690 Oh, I certainly didn't say, Reverend... 444 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,905 As a special concession, I'll take the dog. 445 00:28:48,906 --> 00:28:50,306 Wrap this up for him, will you? 446 00:28:56,407 --> 00:28:59,207 Come on, kids, special dessert tonight. 447 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,608 Apple turnover. Homemade. 448 00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:03,909 Come on, Butch. 449 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:07,710 Butch, get in this car! 450 00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:31,011 Well, we've tried blind man's buff, funny songs, hot cocoa, what's next? 451 00:29:31,012 --> 00:29:33,400 I guess we just have to put them to bed. 452 00:29:33,901 --> 00:29:35,500 I'll do the dishes. 453 00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:36,701 You will? 454 00:29:36,702 --> 00:29:39,202 I can't stand the way they look at me. 455 00:29:44,603 --> 00:29:48,003 And now, children, we've had a lovely day today, haven't we? 456 00:29:48,004 --> 00:29:50,504 And now it's time to go beddy bye, huh? 457 00:29:50,505 --> 00:29:53,005 We can go to sleep and have a lovely rest, 458 00:29:53,006 --> 00:29:55,999 then we'll wake up in the morning and have a beautiful breakfast. 459 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,700 Oh now, look, don't worry about... 460 00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:06,101 Brenda, and Leo, and... Sherman, they're going to be all right. 461 00:30:06,102 --> 00:30:09,702 Really. They're coming back in the morning. They... 462 00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:14,583 Well, um... Let's go to sleep. I'm so tired. Uh... 463 00:30:14,584 --> 00:30:17,084 Here, honey, uh... Dulcie. 464 00:30:17,085 --> 00:30:19,885 Darling, you sleep right over there on that sofa... 465 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:22,006 Over there, that's it, honey, get right up. 466 00:30:22,007 --> 00:30:23,907 That's a girl... Right over there, darling. 467 00:30:23,908 --> 00:30:26,100 You're just gonna love that... bed... well... 468 00:30:26,309 --> 00:30:30,100 Um, Amy, dear, it's more your size, honey. You get right over there. 469 00:30:30,101 --> 00:30:31,601 That's a girl, get right over there. 470 00:30:32,102 --> 00:30:34,102 Oh! Butch, get down! 471 00:30:34,103 --> 00:30:36,283 How did you get back here, anyway? 472 00:30:36,284 --> 00:30:37,684 Now, Butch! 473 00:30:38,385 --> 00:30:40,800 We've come back. Nobody splits us up. 474 00:30:55,001 --> 00:30:56,201 Hello? 475 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,502 Oh... Reverend Larkin. 476 00:30:59,303 --> 00:31:01,499 Oh, yes, they certainly are. 477 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,300 No, no, no, please don't bother. 478 00:31:04,301 --> 00:31:06,701 They're here, might as well stay. 479 00:31:07,302 --> 00:31:09,302 No, thank you. 480 00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:11,603 You've done more than enough in one day. 481 00:31:19,704 --> 00:31:21,704 Well, uh... 482 00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:25,599 Let's see. We can sleep three in here and, um... 483 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,700 Who would like to sleep in the Johnsons' room? 484 00:31:27,701 --> 00:31:30,101 No, thanks, we'll all sleep right in here. 485 00:31:30,102 --> 00:31:31,302 Together. 486 00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:35,803 Um... well now... we'll just get some, um... 487 00:31:35,804 --> 00:31:36,804 Um... 488 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,505 Ethel! 489 00:31:55,006 --> 00:31:56,506 Thank you, Sherman. 490 00:32:10,407 --> 00:32:13,707 Now, we all have a nice comfortable place to sleep, 491 00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:16,158 We're gonna get up bright and early in the morning, 492 00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:18,159 We have to say our prayers first. 493 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,660 - You what? - Their prayers. 494 00:32:20,661 --> 00:32:23,261 Come on, Dulcie, it's your turn. Come on, Sonny. 495 00:32:29,062 --> 00:32:34,980 Thank you, God, for taking care of us all day and for your blessing so... so... 496 00:32:34,999 --> 00:32:37,500 - Bountiful! - ...so bountiful. 497 00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:43,200 God bless Leo, and Amy, and Sonny, and Sherman, and Brenda. 498 00:32:43,201 --> 00:32:45,001 And Dulcie, that's me. 499 00:32:45,002 --> 00:32:47,802 God bless Butch and everybody else in the whole wide world. 500 00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,103 Amen. 501 00:32:49,104 --> 00:32:50,704 Amen. 502 00:33:21,305 --> 00:33:23,305 Why didn't you pray, Leo? 503 00:33:23,306 --> 00:33:26,336 Aw, praying ain't never did me no good. 504 00:33:27,837 --> 00:33:29,837 Perhaps you have to keep at it. 505 00:33:30,838 --> 00:33:33,038 Besides, who would I pray to? 506 00:33:36,739 --> 00:33:39,239 What about God? 507 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,340 There ain't no such person. 508 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:48,241 Maybe he's not a person like us, but... 509 00:33:49,242 --> 00:33:53,342 ...there is someone or something we call God. 510 00:33:56,143 --> 00:33:59,443 Well, if there is, how come he ain't got no use for me and the kids? 511 00:33:59,444 --> 00:34:01,644 We ain't that bad. 512 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,445 You need a haircut. 513 00:34:31,546 --> 00:34:33,556 Oh, Butch! 514 00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:35,857 Get out, you freeloader! 515 00:34:35,858 --> 00:34:38,758 What is it? What's the matter? 516 00:34:38,759 --> 00:34:40,359 Something wrong? 517 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,460 Come on, girl, here, here. 518 00:35:06,961 --> 00:35:10,161 What is it? - She lost Quigley. 519 00:35:10,162 --> 00:35:13,862 - Quigley? - Her blanket, she can't sleep without it. 520 00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:18,063 Oh, we have plenty of blankets. Get her another one. 521 00:35:18,064 --> 00:35:21,964 No, it's got to be that one. That's her baby. 522 00:35:21,965 --> 00:35:25,665 I want Quigley, I want my baby! 523 00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:28,666 Where is it? 524 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:31,867 - Sherman threw it in the garbage. - I didn't mean to. 525 00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:34,068 - Yes you did! - I want Quigley, where's Quigley? 526 00:35:34,069 --> 00:35:35,609 Hold it, Sonny, you gotta be quiet. 527 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:38,300 Sherman, go get it. 528 00:35:38,301 --> 00:35:41,901 - It's gone, the trashman took it away. - It's all your fault! 529 00:35:47,502 --> 00:35:49,700 Stop that nonsense and go to sleep! 530 00:35:49,701 --> 00:35:52,001 I want my baby! 531 00:35:54,702 --> 00:35:56,102 Well... 532 00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:58,902 Guess I'd better find Quigley. 533 00:35:59,603 --> 00:36:02,403 - Did you say the trashman took it? - That's right. 534 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,404 Quigley. 535 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:25,805 Operator, I'd like to place a person-to-person call to New York. 536 00:36:25,806 --> 00:36:27,906 To Mr. Martin Bliss, please. 537 00:36:30,007 --> 00:36:33,807 Quigley-schmigley, crazy phone calls in the middle of the night. 538 00:36:33,808 --> 00:36:36,408 Who needs kids and a lousy blanket anyway? 539 00:36:44,009 --> 00:36:47,609 - Hey, is this it? - No! 540 00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:50,810 Quigley's white and has pink and blue things on it. 541 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,411 Oh, got pink and blue things on it. 542 00:37:10,112 --> 00:37:12,300 Why, everybody else had a donut. 543 00:37:12,301 --> 00:37:16,301 I bet if we gave them a chance, everybody would eat this donut. 544 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,102 Any luck? 545 00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:21,603 Quigley! 546 00:37:21,604 --> 00:37:24,504 They found Quigley! Yay! Yay! 547 00:37:25,205 --> 00:37:26,905 Come on, little Dulcie, come on! 548 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,506 Well, the crisis is over. 549 00:37:31,507 --> 00:37:32,907 Everybody back to bed. 550 00:37:39,308 --> 00:37:41,258 You see the good you've done tonight? 551 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,159 Yeah, very touching. 552 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,300 Now I'm stepfather to a dirty blanket. 553 00:37:46,401 --> 00:37:48,201 When are you gonna get rid of them? 554 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:52,300 Well, I thought I'd call the authorities in the morning. 555 00:37:52,301 --> 00:37:55,700 Good, it can't be too soon, you know. Kids will shorten your life, you know that? 556 00:37:56,202 --> 00:37:58,402 You probably lost a couple of years already. 557 00:38:01,703 --> 00:38:03,103 Sherman! 558 00:38:03,104 --> 00:38:06,704 You've been in and out of that bathroom ten times today. 559 00:38:06,705 --> 00:38:10,805 - Aren't you feeling well? - Sure, I just like to flush toilets. 560 00:38:22,006 --> 00:38:24,306 Hey, Sher, will you hurry up with the water, I need it! 561 00:38:27,607 --> 00:38:31,107 Come on, Butch, get out of the way! You want to get run over? 562 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:56,508 Easy, Old Paint, you've got a whole summer to go yet. 563 00:38:58,209 --> 00:39:01,999 Sherman, don't you mess with that beast, you can't trust it. 564 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,580 Good morning, hon. Trust you slept well after last night's scavenger hunt. 565 00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:24,781 What's going on? Oh, she put you to work, huh? 566 00:39:24,782 --> 00:39:27,382 No, we done it ourselves. We work for our keep. 567 00:39:28,883 --> 00:39:30,483 Good morning. 568 00:39:30,484 --> 00:39:31,984 I'm sorry I'm late. 569 00:39:31,985 --> 00:39:34,385 Who's that in a tuxedo? 570 00:39:34,386 --> 00:39:36,686 Oh, my goodness. Reverend Larkin. 571 00:39:36,687 --> 00:39:38,587 Oh. 572 00:39:38,588 --> 00:39:41,188 Well, what a lovely Connecticut morning it is today. 573 00:39:41,189 --> 00:39:43,189 And I brought you a little tree. 574 00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:46,500 Oh, how are the children? 575 00:39:46,501 --> 00:39:47,571 Oh, fine, thank you. 576 00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:50,500 Present in the count of four, all six of them. 577 00:39:50,999 --> 00:39:52,341 You know, I was thinking, I... 578 00:39:52,342 --> 00:39:53,500 - Reverend Larkin... - Yes? 579 00:39:53,501 --> 00:39:55,631 Your thinking may be very fine for the children, 580 00:39:55,632 --> 00:39:57,600 but it hasn't been much help to me. 581 00:39:57,601 --> 00:40:01,500 So I've taken the matter into my own hands and called the sheriff. 582 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,600 - You... - Thank you for the tree. 583 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,301 Um... Well, I... I wouldn't... 584 00:40:06,302 --> 00:40:10,002 I don't want to discuss it anymore, I haven't even had my coffee yet. 585 00:40:10,003 --> 00:40:13,343 Do you realize, do you realize what that sheriff will do to those kids? 586 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,544 I don't care what he does as long as he... 587 00:40:16,045 --> 00:40:17,845 What are you doing with that tree in my kitchen? 588 00:40:17,846 --> 00:40:19,900 I'm cooking it for lunch, what do you think I'm doing? 589 00:40:19,901 --> 00:40:22,500 Why don't we all have some coffee? 590 00:40:23,201 --> 00:40:26,900 I didn't do anything, honest. I was just looking at it. 591 00:40:26,901 --> 00:40:30,500 - Looking at what? What's the matter? - The ice machine, I recognize the tune. 592 00:40:31,601 --> 00:40:33,901 I thought only God could make a tree. 593 00:40:42,702 --> 00:40:44,302 Jan! 594 00:40:44,503 --> 00:40:46,103 Jan! 595 00:40:46,104 --> 00:40:47,404 Jan! 596 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,105 Help me close it! 597 00:41:01,606 --> 00:41:03,206 Get the paper basket! 598 00:41:03,207 --> 00:41:05,700 - Another basket! - Jim! 599 00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:07,801 Here, the basin! 600 00:41:08,604 --> 00:41:09,904 What's going on in here? 601 00:41:11,605 --> 00:41:12,805 Where's the plug? 602 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:16,906 Uh, it's... it's outside... on the balcony... the fuse box! 603 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,607 Ethel, get something! 604 00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:52,998 Give me that bucket! 605 00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,799 The towel's getting soaked, I... 606 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,200 Get the bucket in the... That's it. 607 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,701 Thank you, Sherman. 608 00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:06,102 All fixed, huh? 609 00:42:06,503 --> 00:42:08,203 How did you girls get so wet? 610 00:42:08,204 --> 00:42:10,704 It wasn't easy! Like this! 611 00:42:17,505 --> 00:42:19,805 Jim, you're gorgeous. 612 00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:23,600 No one can see in that window, can they? 613 00:42:23,601 --> 00:42:26,201 What's the matter, Joseph had a coat of many colors. 614 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:29,600 That was two thousand years ago, styles have changed. 615 00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:31,100 Get a hold of Butch, he's heading for the kitchen. 616 00:42:31,101 --> 00:42:34,201 That's the kids, hide me! 617 00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,902 No use hiding behind that tree, Reverend. 618 00:42:43,903 --> 00:42:45,903 I can see you. 619 00:42:45,904 --> 00:42:48,104 Sheriff, you finally made it. 620 00:42:48,205 --> 00:42:51,105 Don't know when I've seen you in such a pretty kimono, Reverend. 621 00:42:51,106 --> 00:42:55,000 Well, if you're feeling out of place, Sheriff, I have another one you can use. 622 00:42:55,001 --> 00:42:57,901 Uh, go on home, Tom, it's all a mistake. 623 00:42:57,902 --> 00:43:01,002 No, it's not a mistake. Come on in, Sheriff. 624 00:43:01,003 --> 00:43:03,400 Thank you. I, uh... 625 00:43:03,401 --> 00:43:06,001 ...came to tell you I can't take those kids, Miss Courtney. 626 00:43:06,002 --> 00:43:09,002 The budget don't allow boarding juveniles in the jail. 627 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,999 - Jail? - Maybe you could put them in a chain gang. 628 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,100 Of course there is a way to close the books on this case... 629 00:43:14,101 --> 00:43:16,401 not going through a lot of red tape with the welfare people and... 630 00:43:16,402 --> 00:43:17,902 What do you mean? 631 00:43:17,903 --> 00:43:21,703 I could drive them up to New York State line, see, and then dump them on the other side. 632 00:43:21,704 --> 00:43:23,804 Then it's New York's problem. 633 00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:26,505 Dump them? Do you mean to say that... 634 00:43:27,106 --> 00:43:29,400 What kind of a monster are you, anyway? 635 00:43:29,401 --> 00:43:31,590 You mean to say you're going to take six marvelous children... 636 00:43:31,591 --> 00:43:33,891 ...and just dump them like so much garbage? 637 00:43:33,892 --> 00:43:35,900 - I know, but... - Will you get out of my house! 638 00:43:35,901 --> 00:43:37,401 - Get out of my house! - Just a minute... 639 00:43:37,402 --> 00:43:39,482 I asked you here as a friend to help me with the children, 640 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:41,183 not to dump them all over in New York. 641 00:43:41,184 --> 00:43:42,600 Well, there's a fellow there in a kimono, I could book him! 642 00:43:42,601 --> 00:43:44,601 - It's not his! - Just a minute here! 643 00:43:44,602 --> 00:43:47,300 Just get out of my house! 644 00:43:47,301 --> 00:43:49,481 I wouldn't even wish you in Alaska. 645 00:43:49,482 --> 00:43:52,182 You're not hitting a man, you're hitting a uniform here! 646 00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:55,583 - I'm hungry! - What? 647 00:43:58,784 --> 00:44:00,999 Here, put a little salt on that. 648 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,400 Walking through the jungle was the biggest beast in the animal kingdom. 649 00:44:09,401 --> 00:44:13,901 The elephant! On he came, one muddy foot after the other. 650 00:44:13,902 --> 00:44:16,002 And then he stopped! 651 00:44:16,503 --> 00:44:19,200 Right in front of him was a frightening sight. 652 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:20,401 A mouse! 653 00:44:21,502 --> 00:44:23,900 Everybody knows elephants are scared of mice. 654 00:44:24,601 --> 00:44:27,500 Slowly he turned around. 655 00:44:27,602 --> 00:44:32,500 And the mouse, looking him straight in the eye, said... 656 00:44:37,003 --> 00:44:39,203 Wait a minute, wait a minute! 657 00:44:39,204 --> 00:44:41,700 I think Sherman has a beautiful snort. 658 00:44:41,701 --> 00:44:43,500 Can you snort like that? 659 00:44:43,501 --> 00:44:46,101 No, I didn't think so. That's the way a nose should sound. 660 00:44:46,102 --> 00:44:47,702 Do it again, Sherman. 661 00:44:48,203 --> 00:44:49,603 Atta boy! 662 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:54,004 # It's a darn good thing # # A nose sounds like a nose # 663 00:44:54,505 --> 00:44:58,700 # It's a darn good thing # # A hand sounds like a hand # 664 00:44:59,101 --> 00:45:03,181 # Life would have its woes # # Cause let us just suppose # 665 00:45:03,182 --> 00:45:05,782 # You tried to snap your nose # 666 00:45:05,783 --> 00:45:09,683 # You couldn't count the pains # # It would bring # 667 00:45:09,684 --> 00:45:13,784 # I tell you, chum, it's comforting # 668 00:45:13,785 --> 00:45:16,285 # That a nose goes # # And a hand goes # 669 00:45:16,286 --> 00:45:20,700 # And all in all # # That's a darn good thing # 670 00:45:22,007 --> 00:45:24,707 That's perfect. # It's a darn good thing # 671 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,800 # A bird sounds like a bird # # Tweet tweet # 672 00:45:27,801 --> 00:45:31,100 # It's a darn good thing # # A dog sounds like a dog # 673 00:45:32,301 --> 00:45:36,001 # Wouldn't life be stark # # If when you saw a lark # 674 00:45:36,002 --> 00:45:38,402 # The lark began to bark # 675 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:42,403 # It sure could make # # You six kids stay clean # 676 00:45:42,404 --> 00:45:45,554 # I tell you, chum, it's comforting # 677 00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:47,755 Are you ready? # That a nose goes # 678 00:45:47,756 --> 00:45:49,956 # And a hand goes # # That a bird goes # 679 00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:51,200 # And the dog goes # 680 00:45:51,201 --> 00:45:55,501 # And all in all # # It's a darn good thing # 681 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,902 Very nice, that's a good dog. 682 00:45:57,903 --> 00:45:59,200 Hey, what about Leo? 683 00:45:59,201 --> 00:46:01,401 - Let's get Leo! - Yeah, let's get Leo! 684 00:46:01,402 --> 00:46:05,002 # Like the mountain goat # # Told a man he knew # 685 00:46:05,003 --> 00:46:08,303 # You may think life's a lonely thing # 686 00:46:08,304 --> 00:46:12,704 # It's all a point of view # 687 00:46:12,705 --> 00:46:16,505 # For instance # # It's a darn good thing # 688 00:46:16,506 --> 00:46:18,406 # A drum sounds like a drum # 689 00:46:19,307 --> 00:46:23,207 # It's a darn good thing # # A bell sounds like a bell # 690 00:46:23,908 --> 00:46:27,808 # Wouldn't life be dumb # # If when you beat a drum # 691 00:46:27,809 --> 00:46:34,009 # Instead of rum-tum-tum # # The drum began to ring ting-a-ling # 692 00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:37,210 # I tell you, chums, it's comforting # 693 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,311 One more time. 694 00:46:38,312 --> 00:46:40,512 # That a nose goes # # And a hand goes # 695 00:46:40,513 --> 00:46:42,900 # That a bird goes # # And a dog goes # 696 00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:45,201 # And a drum goes # # And a bell goes # 697 00:46:45,202 --> 00:46:46,902 # And all in all # Together. 698 00:46:46,903 --> 00:46:49,103 # It's a darn good thing # 699 00:46:49,104 --> 00:46:51,200 Come on, Leo, join the party. 700 00:46:51,201 --> 00:46:54,901 # It's a darn good thing # # A train sounds like a train # 701 00:46:55,602 --> 00:46:59,502 # It's a darn good thing # # A plane sounds like a plane # 702 00:47:00,403 --> 00:47:04,003 # Life would be insane # # If when you saw a train # 703 00:47:04,004 --> 00:47:06,404 # It took off like a plane # 704 00:47:06,705 --> 00:47:10,105 # The chances are your eyeballs would ping # 705 00:47:10,106 --> 00:47:13,306 # I tell you, chums, it's comforting # 706 00:47:13,307 --> 00:47:15,207 Got another snort? # That a nose goes # 707 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,500 # And a hand goes # # That a bird goes # 708 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,901 # And a dog goes # # That a drum goes # 709 00:47:19,902 --> 00:47:21,902 # And a bell goes # # And a train goes # 710 00:47:21,903 --> 00:47:24,783 # And a plane goes # # And all in all # 711 00:47:24,784 --> 00:47:27,184 # It's a darn good thing # 712 00:47:29,485 --> 00:47:33,400 # It's a darn good thing # 713 00:47:33,401 --> 00:47:38,500 # The sky above is blue # 714 00:47:38,592 --> 00:47:42,102 # It's a darn good thing # 715 00:47:42,201 --> 00:47:46,801 # The earth below is brown # 716 00:47:46,802 --> 00:47:51,202 # If the sky were brown # 717 00:47:51,203 --> 00:47:55,453 # We'd all walk upside down # 718 00:47:55,454 --> 00:48:00,000 # Each smile would be a frown # 719 00:48:00,001 --> 00:48:06,381 # We'd wind up with # # Our hopes in a sling # 720 00:48:06,382 --> 00:48:13,502 # I tell you chums # # It's comforting # 721 00:48:13,503 --> 00:48:17,583 # That a nose goes # # And a hand goes # 722 00:48:17,584 --> 00:48:19,684 # That a bird goes # # And a dog goes # 723 00:48:19,685 --> 00:48:21,985 # That a drum goes # # And a bell goes # 724 00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:23,886 # And a... and a... and a... # 725 00:48:30,787 --> 00:48:32,557 Wait a minute! Cut that out! 726 00:48:32,558 --> 00:48:36,458 Put that down! Just a... Ethel! 727 00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:38,659 All right, break it up, come on! 728 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:41,170 - Come on, come on... - Show's over, time for bed! 729 00:48:41,181 --> 00:48:42,981 Come an Amy, you get on to bed. 730 00:48:42,982 --> 00:48:43,982 All right, Sherman, hop... 731 00:48:43,983 --> 00:48:47,443 And you, uh... you can have the big pillow tonight... Sherman! 732 00:48:47,584 --> 00:48:50,200 - I'm sorry! - Ethel! 733 00:48:55,185 --> 00:48:56,705 You looking for something, Sonny? 734 00:49:03,506 --> 00:49:05,106 Good night, little man. 735 00:49:10,107 --> 00:49:11,907 It's hard not to play favoritism. 736 00:49:11,908 --> 00:49:14,308 - Sherman is my pillow boy. - I can do it too. 737 00:49:14,309 --> 00:49:17,309 Come on, I'll fix you some coffee. 738 00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:19,410 I haven't even had a boiled water today. 739 00:49:21,811 --> 00:49:23,221 Here, Dulcie. 740 00:49:24,122 --> 00:49:26,222 That preacher ain't such a bad guy. 741 00:49:27,823 --> 00:49:30,723 Leo, you're a very shrewd judge of character. 742 00:49:30,724 --> 00:49:33,324 But there's one thing I don't understand. 743 00:49:34,025 --> 00:49:36,725 How a smart fellow like him come to be a preacher. 744 00:49:36,726 --> 00:49:38,626 There must be a mistake somewhere. 745 00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:40,827 Why don't you speak to him about it? 746 00:49:40,828 --> 00:49:42,828 Maybe you can talk him out of it. 747 00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:44,999 Nah. 748 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,400 I'll mind my business if he'll mind his. 749 00:49:49,301 --> 00:49:51,300 Have a blanket? 750 00:49:54,801 --> 00:49:56,430 Oh, I'm a fan of yours from way back. 751 00:49:56,431 --> 00:49:58,441 I remember the first thing I ever saw you in. 752 00:49:58,442 --> 00:50:01,142 "Young and Happy". Saw it twice. 753 00:50:01,143 --> 00:50:03,270 - Jim... - I saw "Dodie Jones' Holiday"... 754 00:50:03,271 --> 00:50:04,800 ...when you tried it out in New Haven. 755 00:50:04,801 --> 00:50:07,400 Good thing they rewrote that second act, huh? 756 00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:11,381 Jim, I'm flattered that you're a fan of mine, but... 757 00:50:11,382 --> 00:50:15,700 I've got a big mishmash to take care of and it's sleeping in my living room. 758 00:50:15,701 --> 00:50:17,800 Oh, you mean the kids? No problem. 759 00:50:17,801 --> 00:50:19,280 We'll just send them to juvenile hall. 760 00:50:19,281 --> 00:50:21,441 A buddy of mine works there, there'll be no red tape. 761 00:50:22,142 --> 00:50:23,942 What will they do with them? 762 00:50:25,243 --> 00:50:27,743 What do you care as long as they're off your hands? 763 00:50:30,044 --> 00:50:31,900 I don't, really. 764 00:50:33,001 --> 00:50:35,701 I'm just curious, that's all. 765 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,600 What will they do with them? 766 00:50:40,501 --> 00:50:42,301 Send them out for adoption. 767 00:50:42,302 --> 00:50:44,802 Who will adopt six children? 768 00:50:46,003 --> 00:50:47,403 No one. 769 00:50:47,404 --> 00:50:49,704 Most people only want one, usually an infant. 770 00:50:49,705 --> 00:50:53,405 They'll just split them up and farm them out to foster homes. 771 00:51:00,206 --> 00:51:02,106 Here we go again, Sonny. 772 00:51:03,507 --> 00:51:05,107 We're getting out of here. 773 00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:09,208 Oh now look, Sonny, there ain't no use of crying. 774 00:51:09,209 --> 00:51:12,109 Why, you're almost grown up now. 775 00:51:13,410 --> 00:51:14,800 Get your shoes on. 776 00:51:14,801 --> 00:51:17,211 Isn't there anything we can do for the children? 777 00:51:17,212 --> 00:51:19,412 Come on, get your shoes on! 778 00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:21,513 After all, it is a great responsibility. 779 00:51:22,015 --> 00:51:25,000 - I wouldn't worry about it Jan, I'm sure... - Leave this thing here. 780 00:51:25,901 --> 00:51:27,901 It doesn't belong to us. 781 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,002 But how do you know you can count on it? 782 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:32,773 Sherman, Sherman, get up, Sherman, get up! 783 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,984 Well, what about their parents? 784 00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:38,800 When the children ran away, they were in Torrington. 785 00:51:38,801 --> 00:51:41,401 They couldn't have gotten far. 786 00:51:42,002 --> 00:51:44,002 Couldn't we try to find them? 787 00:51:44,603 --> 00:51:46,900 Oh, absolutely, we could always send out Butch. 788 00:51:46,901 --> 00:51:48,280 Butch? 789 00:51:48,281 --> 00:51:50,205 Yeah, he must have a little blood hound in him. 790 00:51:50,206 --> 00:51:52,106 He's got everything else. 791 00:52:11,307 --> 00:52:13,107 - They're going over the wall. - Who? 792 00:52:13,108 --> 00:52:14,708 Your six convicts, come on! 793 00:52:15,710 --> 00:52:17,310 Set up a road block! 794 00:52:17,311 --> 00:52:19,311 Ethel! Ethel! 795 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,412 What's up, friends? 796 00:52:40,613 --> 00:52:42,313 Where are you going? 797 00:52:43,214 --> 00:52:45,500 You're gonna turn us over to juvenile hall. 798 00:52:45,501 --> 00:52:47,801 We heard you talking. 799 00:52:48,702 --> 00:52:51,102 No, you've got it wrong, Leo. 800 00:52:51,103 --> 00:52:52,870 We have to report you to the authorities... 801 00:52:52,871 --> 00:52:55,571 ...so that Miss Courtney can get temporary custody. 802 00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:57,972 Temporary custody? 803 00:52:57,973 --> 00:52:59,273 What's that? 804 00:52:59,274 --> 00:53:03,274 Well, that's the legal right to keep you here until we find your parents. 805 00:53:03,275 --> 00:53:06,775 - But she don't want us. - Oh, I think she does. 806 00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:10,376 - Why don't you ask her? - Do you, Miss Jan? 807 00:53:17,007 --> 00:53:18,677 Of course I do. 808 00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:38,058 Well, what are we all standing around here for? 809 00:53:38,059 --> 00:53:40,449 You're gonna catch pneumonia. Now let's go back to bed. 810 00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:41,950 Everyone. March! 811 00:53:41,951 --> 00:53:44,451 Alright, troop, you heard the sergeant. 812 00:53:44,452 --> 00:53:46,200 Back to the barracks. 813 00:53:52,601 --> 00:53:54,601 They had to escape some place, didn't they? 814 00:53:54,602 --> 00:53:58,600 - I mean, I couldn't just let them run off. - Absolutely. 815 00:53:59,201 --> 00:54:01,999 Besides, it's just until we find their parents. 816 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:06,200 What am I going to do with six kids? 817 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:09,600 - Tomorrow, for example. - How about a picnic? 818 00:54:11,001 --> 00:54:12,301 - Picnic? - Hm. 819 00:54:13,102 --> 00:54:15,202 Gee, I haven't been on one of them since... 820 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:19,450 I'll get my landlady make some potato salad, bake some brownies. 821 00:54:19,554 --> 00:54:21,054 - Could you? - Sure. 822 00:54:21,155 --> 00:54:22,900 That'd be marvelous. 823 00:54:22,901 --> 00:54:26,701 Marty is coming up tomorrow, I'll call him and tell him to bring some cold cuts. 824 00:54:27,202 --> 00:54:29,202 Jim, that's a wonderful idea. 825 00:54:30,403 --> 00:54:32,603 I don't know how I'd ever manage without you. 826 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:36,304 Glad I was around. 827 00:54:55,705 --> 00:54:57,105 Sonny. 828 00:54:57,106 --> 00:55:00,406 Why don't you use this pitcher, honey, that way you're going to spill it. 829 00:55:00,407 --> 00:55:01,707 Come on. 830 00:55:02,408 --> 00:55:03,708 No good, huh? 831 00:55:03,809 --> 00:55:05,579 Well, you're the boss. 832 00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:08,790 I'm reading this book about tree planting, I'm sure you know all about it. 833 00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:12,191 But the gardener is off now, so will you help me take this out in the back... 834 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:15,800 I tried that, Jan. He's adopted it. 835 00:55:15,801 --> 00:55:17,800 We have a tree in the kitchen. 836 00:55:17,801 --> 00:55:19,801 There's a lady with a funny car outside. 837 00:55:19,802 --> 00:55:20,902 Well, who does she want... 838 00:55:20,903 --> 00:55:22,993 Did she ask for me? 839 00:55:22,994 --> 00:55:24,994 Uh, well, I'll take care of it. 840 00:55:24,995 --> 00:55:27,095 I guess you'll just have to cut a hole in the roof. 841 00:55:27,096 --> 00:55:28,500 No other way to plant a... 842 00:55:28,501 --> 00:55:30,401 Then you'll be sure and get it there by eleven. 843 00:55:30,602 --> 00:55:32,500 Right. Thank you. 844 00:55:35,601 --> 00:55:38,101 Hi! I'm Diane Soper. 845 00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:40,672 I've got some chocolate brownies and some potato salad for you. 846 00:55:40,673 --> 00:55:43,573 - Potato salad? - Yes, I'm Jim Larkin's landlady. 847 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,600 - Who are you? - Oh, that's Sherman. 848 00:55:45,601 --> 00:55:49,800 - You certainly don't look like a landlady. - That's what I keep telling my husband. 849 00:55:49,801 --> 00:55:53,401 We know what it is to feed a gang of urchins, we've got seven of our own. 850 00:55:53,702 --> 00:55:55,780 Seven? You got me beat. 851 00:55:55,781 --> 00:55:56,801 Amy, put that in the kitchen. 852 00:55:56,802 --> 00:55:59,702 - Oh, I really appreciate this. - Oh, I'm glad to do it. 853 00:56:00,503 --> 00:56:03,600 While I'm here, maybe you've got a white elephant... 854 00:56:03,601 --> 00:56:05,400 ...you'd like to donate to our auction. 855 00:56:05,401 --> 00:56:07,900 We're raising money to build a new rectory for Jim. 856 00:56:07,901 --> 00:56:09,300 Oh, he didn't tell me. 857 00:56:09,301 --> 00:56:12,401 Oh, he's just got a room with us. He doesn't complain, but he's pretty cramped. 858 00:56:12,402 --> 00:56:15,202 Some silly thing that you don't need. The uglier, the better. 859 00:56:15,203 --> 00:56:18,103 - A bird bath? - A big one? 860 00:56:18,104 --> 00:56:21,400 - Oh, yes, very, and complicated. - Sounds perfect. 861 00:56:21,401 --> 00:56:23,601 Look, I'm a little filled up. 862 00:56:23,602 --> 00:56:25,802 Can you get it to the church before eleven? 863 00:56:28,003 --> 00:56:30,303 Oh, um... yes, leave it to me. 864 00:56:31,704 --> 00:56:33,204 Good girl. 865 00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:37,605 Thanks again, Mrs. Soper. 866 00:56:37,606 --> 00:56:39,606 Call me Dianne. 867 00:56:47,607 --> 00:56:49,207 Anybody I should know? 868 00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:51,508 If you like children and potato salad. 869 00:56:57,009 --> 00:56:58,309 Kid. 870 00:57:03,110 --> 00:57:04,610 You can't afford it. 871 00:57:06,611 --> 00:57:09,211 Well... I thought you were gonna get rid of them. 872 00:57:09,212 --> 00:57:10,702 They'll destroy you. 873 00:57:10,703 --> 00:57:13,783 Oh, nonsense. Last night I had my best sleep in years. 874 00:57:13,784 --> 00:57:15,284 You're not running an orphanage, you know. 875 00:57:15,285 --> 00:57:17,685 No, it's just till we find their parents. 876 00:57:17,686 --> 00:57:20,886 - Who is this man? - Oh, Mario, kid... 877 00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:22,737 This is Mario, I borrowed him from 21. 878 00:57:22,738 --> 00:57:25,508 Wait till you see what he does with truffles. 879 00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:28,800 - Truffles? - Yeah, you wanted a picnic, you got a picnic. 880 00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:32,501 What's the matter? 881 00:57:32,502 --> 00:57:34,600 Marty, will you do me a favor? 882 00:57:34,753 --> 00:57:35,953 Yeah, sure, what? 883 00:57:35,954 --> 00:57:38,154 Never, never change. 884 00:57:40,005 --> 00:57:41,955 Yeah, yeah, well, where's the spot, huh? 885 00:57:41,956 --> 00:57:46,256 Oh, in due time. But first we have to take the bird bath to church. 886 00:57:46,257 --> 00:57:48,300 Wh... what? The what? 887 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:50,671 First we have to take the bird bath to the church. 888 00:57:50,672 --> 00:57:52,372 I think you'd better come back to New York with me. 889 00:57:52,373 --> 00:57:55,173 - Marty! - Take me to your bird bath. 890 00:57:55,174 --> 00:57:56,574 This way. 891 00:58:01,175 --> 00:58:02,875 - You... you get it. - Just a minute, will you, I... 892 00:58:02,876 --> 00:58:06,076 - Isn't that Janice Courtney? - That's just who it is. 893 00:58:07,277 --> 00:58:09,577 I'd recognize her even in those old clothes. 894 00:58:10,478 --> 00:58:14,000 Janice Courtney! Oh, you are Janice Courtney, aren't you? 895 00:58:14,001 --> 00:58:16,301 I've always wanted to meet you. 896 00:58:17,302 --> 00:58:18,702 Turn me around! 897 00:58:19,103 --> 00:58:21,003 Come on turn around, quick, quick! 898 00:58:22,004 --> 00:58:26,300 - Miss Courtney, we recognized you right away. - We recognized you immediately. 899 00:58:26,301 --> 00:58:28,701 You are going to stay for our auction. 900 00:58:28,702 --> 00:58:31,702 No, I'm afraid she can't, Phyllis. Miss Courtney's very busy, um... 901 00:58:31,703 --> 00:58:33,143 Jan, I'm sorry about all this. 902 00:58:33,144 --> 00:58:35,700 My daughter will just faint when she hears... 903 00:58:35,701 --> 00:58:39,000 Dianne, hold them off for a minute, will you? I'll be right back. 904 00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:40,701 But I want to talk to... 905 00:58:43,402 --> 00:58:44,702 Mr. Dodd. 906 00:58:44,703 --> 00:58:47,553 You must be Martin Bliss. I'm Reverend Larkin. 907 00:58:47,554 --> 00:58:48,700 - How do you do? - Hi, Sherman. 908 00:58:48,701 --> 00:58:50,101 Here, let me help you, Mr. Bliss. 909 00:58:50,102 --> 00:58:53,102 Just get the kid away from me, I think he likes me or something. 910 00:58:54,003 --> 00:58:56,300 I'd like to meet the idiot that buys this thing. 911 00:58:56,301 --> 00:58:58,101 Well, we'll find a sucker. 912 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,577 - I think we've got a problem. - Just put it right there, Mr. Bliss. 913 00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:02,028 That's fine, there we are. Now let's, um... 914 00:59:02,029 --> 00:59:03,709 - Oliver is... - One bird bath. 915 00:59:03,710 --> 00:59:04,800 Oh, hello, Oliver. 916 00:59:04,801 --> 00:59:06,901 This is Oliver Dodd, everybody. He's going to do the auctioneering. 917 00:59:06,902 --> 00:59:08,602 - Um, Jim. - Huh? 918 00:59:09,103 --> 00:59:10,403 What? 919 00:59:11,504 --> 00:59:14,004 You mean... You mean you can't... 920 00:59:14,705 --> 00:59:16,305 Well, what are we going to do? 921 00:59:17,406 --> 00:59:20,106 I don't know... I don't know. 922 00:59:22,007 --> 00:59:26,107 Sold to the lady in the red hat for a mere $17.00. 923 00:59:26,108 --> 00:59:30,108 This valuable, irreplaceable, um... early-American example of a... 924 00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:32,109 ...aspirin crusher. 925 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:35,110 Would you be so kind as to pass that to the lucky lady? 926 00:59:35,111 --> 00:59:36,711 How do we stand, Dianne? 927 00:59:36,712 --> 00:59:41,112 Ladies and gentlemen, we've just put a roof on the rectory. 928 00:59:45,313 --> 00:59:47,800 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, what am I bid? What am I bid... 929 00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:51,201 ...for this exquisite haven and watering place for our feathered friends? 930 00:59:51,202 --> 00:59:52,502 Let's start with a little bid. 931 00:59:52,503 --> 00:59:55,403 Do I hear a bid from this handsome debonaire gentleman... 932 00:59:55,404 --> 00:59:58,304 ...in a New York-producer-type suit with the striped shirt? 933 00:59:58,305 --> 00:59:59,999 Do I hear a bid? 934 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,400 $50? $50, sir. You'll never regret that. 935 01:00:03,401 --> 01:00:06,001 $50, ladies and gentlemen, do I hear 55? 936 01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:08,502 $55, do I hear... 937 01:00:08,503 --> 01:00:11,103 Ladies and gentlemen, I can scarcely believe my own eyes. 938 01:00:11,104 --> 01:00:14,304 This gentleman has just raised his own bid to $100! 939 01:00:14,805 --> 01:00:17,445 Sold to the gentleman in the New York-producer-type suit... 940 01:00:17,446 --> 01:00:19,346 ...with the striped shirt. 941 01:00:19,747 --> 01:00:22,100 Yessir! No, no, wait a minute! 942 01:00:22,801 --> 01:00:26,801 Sir, you are now the proud owner of the pedestal of this magnificent bird bath. 943 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:32,402 Now, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to go on to the bidding of this magnificent bowl. 944 01:00:32,403 --> 01:00:36,403 This magnificently carved two kissing cousins and their fowl friend. 945 01:00:36,404 --> 01:00:39,204 Ladies and gentlemen, do I hear a bid, do I hear a bid, ladies and gentlemen? 946 01:00:39,205 --> 01:00:41,505 Do I hear $50? $50... 947 01:00:41,506 --> 01:00:43,406 I tell you what I'm going to do, ladies and gentlemen. 948 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:45,700 I'll start the bidding myself at $50, right? 949 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:48,908 Do I hear 55? 55... Do I hear 54? 54... 950 01:00:48,909 --> 01:00:51,109 You mean nobody here wants a half a bird bath? 951 01:00:52,310 --> 01:00:54,200 Nobody has a half a bird? 952 01:00:54,301 --> 01:00:56,280 Oh, now, ladies and gentlemen, it's a beautiful bird... 953 01:00:56,281 --> 01:00:59,481 Sold to our talented auctioneer, Miss Janice Courtney! 954 01:01:11,382 --> 01:01:14,642 Well, now we both don't have a bird bath. 955 01:01:14,743 --> 01:01:18,800 I know a lot of people that would have said I'd do with a lot less than that in common. 956 01:01:18,801 --> 01:01:20,441 - Ladies and gentlemen. - Marty, shhh. 957 01:01:20,442 --> 01:01:21,980 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention. 958 01:01:21,981 --> 01:01:23,381 Give me that! 959 01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:26,082 Well, don't look at me. 960 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,890 The Reverend Larkin has some news for us. 961 01:01:27,891 --> 01:01:29,000 He asked for it! 962 01:01:29,001 --> 01:01:30,001 Thank you. 963 01:01:30,002 --> 01:01:31,002 Didn't you? 964 01:01:31,003 --> 01:01:35,980 Well, as I sat here watching the rectory become a reality, 965 01:01:35,981 --> 01:01:40,581 it occured to me that perhaps we might direct our donations to an even more... 966 01:01:40,882 --> 01:01:42,682 ...communal cause. 967 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:46,283 For a long time now we've all been aware of the need... 968 01:01:46,284 --> 01:01:48,484 ...of a parish house. 969 01:01:49,285 --> 01:01:52,085 So, now that we have your money, 970 01:01:53,086 --> 01:01:54,986 let's put it to work... 971 01:01:55,987 --> 01:02:01,450 ...for the future of our children, our church, our community, 972 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:07,000 and build the swingingest parish house in the state of Connecticut. 973 01:02:32,601 --> 01:02:34,101 Doreen! 974 01:02:34,252 --> 01:02:38,402 Doreen! Come on out, Doreen, we're here! 975 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,603 Doreen! 976 01:02:43,604 --> 01:02:45,304 Get out of there! 977 01:02:45,305 --> 01:02:48,005 Angel! Angel! 978 01:02:51,306 --> 01:02:53,206 Where are we, B.J.? 979 01:02:53,207 --> 01:02:55,507 Well, this is the address the sheriff give me. 980 01:02:57,008 --> 01:02:59,408 You mean them brats are in there? 981 01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:02,009 Course not, probably got them tied up in the garage. 982 01:03:02,010 --> 01:03:05,410 They'd better be, B.J., I just looked under the matress. 983 01:03:05,411 --> 01:03:08,811 - Well, I'd better get my hat. - We only got two dollars left. 984 01:03:10,112 --> 01:03:12,000 We're almost out of beer. 985 01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:14,001 Oh, don't fret, doll. 986 01:03:14,002 --> 01:03:17,202 We'll find them kids before the relief man comes round. 987 01:03:17,203 --> 01:03:18,503 We'd better. 988 01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:21,504 You know, if we lose that welfare money, you're gonna have to go back to work. 989 01:03:21,505 --> 01:03:23,000 Don't you think I know that? 990 01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:25,501 Come on, Doreen, put down that beer. 991 01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:27,002 Come on! 992 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:29,903 I had my mouth all fixed for it. 993 01:03:34,804 --> 01:03:36,304 Don't you want any, Sonny? 994 01:03:36,305 --> 01:03:38,005 How about you, Amy? 995 01:03:38,006 --> 01:03:39,700 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 996 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:40,904 Try some. 997 01:03:41,605 --> 01:03:43,200 You should have more chicken. 998 01:03:43,201 --> 01:03:44,600 Come on. 999 01:03:44,601 --> 01:03:47,201 I don't think he likes caviar. 1000 01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:49,702 At eleven bucks an ounce he likes it. 1001 01:03:51,603 --> 01:03:53,203 - Don't you? - Uh-uh. 1002 01:03:56,804 --> 01:03:59,804 Oh, this looks divine. 1003 01:03:59,805 --> 01:04:01,200 You want another piece of chicken, honey? 1004 01:04:01,201 --> 01:04:02,201 You want to try some? 1005 01:04:02,202 --> 01:04:03,502 Yoo-hoo! 1006 01:04:03,503 --> 01:04:05,803 Anybody home? 1007 01:04:05,804 --> 01:04:07,504 Where are you kids? 1008 01:04:07,505 --> 01:04:08,305 Come on, kids, comes on! 1009 01:04:08,306 --> 01:04:09,706 Anybody home? 1010 01:04:09,707 --> 01:04:10,500 Come on, kids, come on! 1011 01:04:12,001 --> 01:04:14,001 Come on, get in the shed. 1012 01:04:16,502 --> 01:04:18,802 Yoo-hoo! 1013 01:04:21,003 --> 01:04:22,103 Hi. 1014 01:04:22,104 --> 01:04:23,700 What is it, can we help you? 1015 01:04:23,701 --> 01:04:25,301 Are you serious? 1016 01:04:25,602 --> 01:04:28,102 I'm, uh... B.J. Smith. 1017 01:04:28,103 --> 01:04:32,553 And this here's my sweet angel wife Doreen. 1018 01:04:32,954 --> 01:04:36,454 The sheriff told us we'd find our little ones here. 1019 01:04:37,255 --> 01:04:39,355 You mean you are their parents? 1020 01:04:39,356 --> 01:04:42,056 My babies, my babies. 1021 01:04:42,057 --> 01:04:44,457 Oh, where are my babies? 1022 01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:46,658 Oh, so you're the parents. 1023 01:04:46,659 --> 01:04:49,559 Well, sit down, have a little champagne. 1024 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,460 You got any beer? 1025 01:04:51,961 --> 01:04:54,601 Them kids didn't give you no trouble, did they? 1026 01:04:54,602 --> 01:04:57,702 Oh, no, no. Quigley got lost one night, that's all. 1027 01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,403 Quigley? 1028 01:04:59,404 --> 01:05:01,404 The dog, B.J., you remember. 1029 01:05:01,405 --> 01:05:02,905 The dog. 1030 01:05:02,906 --> 01:05:06,606 And then there's the little boy that likes to flush toilets, um... 1031 01:05:06,607 --> 01:05:07,999 Norman. 1032 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,400 Norman, yes. 1033 01:05:09,401 --> 01:05:14,701 Norman was always hard to handle, but we love him just the same. 1034 01:05:15,902 --> 01:05:18,002 Hm, I'm sure you do. 1035 01:05:18,003 --> 01:05:22,503 Um, children! Children, your parents are here, come on out! 1036 01:05:22,504 --> 01:05:24,304 So that's where they are. 1037 01:05:24,305 --> 01:05:25,885 Alright, you kids! 1038 01:05:25,886 --> 01:05:27,186 They aren't our parents! 1039 01:05:27,187 --> 01:05:30,187 They only make us say so when the relief man comes around. 1040 01:05:30,188 --> 01:05:32,558 There they go telling that vicious lie again. 1041 01:05:32,559 --> 01:05:34,259 Just wait till I get a hold of you! 1042 01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:36,280 Just wait till I get a hold of you! 1043 01:05:36,281 --> 01:05:38,281 I'm getting my hands on you! Come on out of there! 1044 01:05:38,282 --> 01:05:39,882 Come on out of there! 1045 01:05:40,183 --> 01:05:42,700 Don't you stick your sassy face out at me! 1046 01:05:42,701 --> 01:05:45,100 I'll get you! I'll show you! 1047 01:05:45,101 --> 01:05:46,601 Stop running around that pooch! 1048 01:05:48,402 --> 01:05:51,100 - Hey, Jim! - I think they can handle it. 1049 01:05:51,101 --> 01:05:53,300 I'll show you who's boss here! 1050 01:05:58,601 --> 01:06:00,301 Oh, enough is enough! 1051 01:06:00,302 --> 01:06:02,202 Leave those poor children alone! 1052 01:06:02,203 --> 01:06:03,800 Better mind your own business, lady! 1053 01:06:04,401 --> 01:06:06,301 - Come on! - B.J., I got an idea. 1054 01:06:10,802 --> 01:06:13,600 You seem to have taken a great fancy to them kids. 1055 01:06:13,601 --> 01:06:15,700 - What's on your mind, Mrs. Smith? - How would you like to keep'em? 1056 01:06:15,701 --> 01:06:19,501 - Keep them? - You can have them for $300 a head. 1057 01:06:20,002 --> 01:06:22,400 - What are you saying. - Cash and carry. 1058 01:06:22,401 --> 01:06:25,401 You get off of my property, do you hear me, get out! 1059 01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:27,600 And you'll never set hands on those children again. 1060 01:06:29,001 --> 01:06:30,901 Listen, those are my sister's kids. 1061 01:06:30,902 --> 01:06:32,002 Blood's thicker than water. 1062 01:06:32,003 --> 01:06:33,953 You heard what the lady said, now get out of here both of you. 1063 01:06:33,954 --> 01:06:35,964 - We'll take you to court! - You do just that! 1064 01:06:35,965 --> 01:06:37,665 - You won't get away with this! - Out. 1065 01:06:37,666 --> 01:06:39,966 - Listen, the law's on our side. - Out! 1066 01:06:39,967 --> 01:06:42,300 - My babies, my babies, B.J.! - Come on, Doreen. 1067 01:06:42,301 --> 01:06:44,301 Those scrounging people! 1068 01:06:44,302 --> 01:06:47,102 I tell you, we'll file a suit in Palmdale. 1069 01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:48,603 Palmdale! 1070 01:06:48,704 --> 01:06:50,304 My babies, oh, my babies! 1071 01:06:50,605 --> 01:06:53,605 Jim, we can't let the children go back with those vultures. 1072 01:06:53,606 --> 01:06:56,999 We'll file a counter complaint. Charge them with fraud and criminal neglect. 1073 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,350 - Do you think it'll work? - I don't know, 1074 01:06:58,351 --> 01:07:00,100 we'll give them one hell of a fight. 1075 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,700 Jim! 1076 01:07:55,001 --> 01:07:56,881 - Judge. - Good afternoon, Reverend. 1077 01:07:56,882 --> 01:07:58,682 Judge, this is Miss Jan Courtney. 1078 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:01,800 - Names, please. - Doreen and B.J. Smith. 1079 01:08:14,101 --> 01:08:15,801 Mr. and Mrs. Smith, 1080 01:08:16,602 --> 01:08:19,900 I have here a sworn statement signed by Miss Courtney... 1081 01:08:20,601 --> 01:08:24,601 that you have admitted posing as the parents of six children in your care... 1082 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:28,402 ...for purposes of extracting money from the Welfare Department. 1083 01:08:28,403 --> 01:08:30,103 Is this true? 1084 01:08:30,104 --> 01:08:32,204 Well, Your Honor, 1085 01:08:32,505 --> 01:08:36,805 we've always loved them kids just like they was our very own. 1086 01:08:36,806 --> 01:08:39,556 Took 'em in out of the cold when... 1087 01:08:39,999 --> 01:08:41,957 ...Doreen's sister run off. 1088 01:08:43,558 --> 01:08:46,758 Only one in the family that ever went bad. 1089 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:51,900 How old are these children, Mrs. Smith? 1090 01:08:51,901 --> 01:08:53,201 How old? 1091 01:08:53,202 --> 01:08:54,702 That's right, how old are they? 1092 01:08:55,503 --> 01:08:59,200 You'd better ask B.J., he's better than me in arithmetic. 1093 01:09:00,101 --> 01:09:01,401 Well, sir? 1094 01:09:02,102 --> 01:09:03,972 How old is the oldest one, about ten? 1095 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,173 Well, sir? 1096 01:09:05,774 --> 01:09:09,674 Well, how should I know, they're just kids. 1097 01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:11,675 I see. 1098 01:09:12,876 --> 01:09:14,776 It also says here... 1099 01:09:15,377 --> 01:09:18,577 you very kindly offered to sell the children to Miss Courtney... 1100 01:09:19,178 --> 01:09:21,500 ...for $300 apiece. 1101 01:09:22,401 --> 01:09:24,601 Why so low, Mr. Smith? 1102 01:09:25,302 --> 01:09:27,902 That was the wife's idea, not mine. 1103 01:09:28,303 --> 01:09:31,503 All we want is to get back the money we spent on them. 1104 01:09:32,104 --> 01:09:35,604 Well, that sounds like a very fair proposition to me. 1105 01:09:35,999 --> 01:09:39,905 I can't understand why Miss Courtney turned it down, can you? 1106 01:09:40,106 --> 01:09:42,306 No, honey, I can't. 1107 01:09:43,307 --> 01:09:45,007 I didn't think so. 1108 01:09:46,508 --> 01:09:49,258 Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it is my duty to inform you... 1109 01:09:49,259 --> 01:09:52,989 that whatever legal jurisdiction you may have had with these children in the past, 1110 01:09:52,990 --> 01:09:54,890 is henceforth null and void. 1111 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:58,791 The children are hereby appointed wardens of the court. 1112 01:09:58,792 --> 01:10:01,392 Oh!!! 1113 01:10:01,393 --> 01:10:03,293 Oh, but Your Honor, 1114 01:10:03,294 --> 01:10:07,164 them kids is all we got in this wide world. 1115 01:10:07,765 --> 01:10:11,680 And besides, what'll I tell the relief man when he comes around? 1116 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:16,066 Now, don't fret, Doreen. We'll have some kids of our own when we get married. 1117 01:10:16,467 --> 01:10:18,367 Maybe I've been too hasty. 1118 01:10:19,168 --> 01:10:20,800 Thinking it over, 1119 01:10:20,801 --> 01:10:24,801 I'm willing to let the three littlest ones go at half price. 1120 01:10:25,002 --> 01:10:26,402 Oh, shut up! 1121 01:10:28,503 --> 01:10:32,703 I'd like to put you two in jail for the rest of your lives. 1122 01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:37,204 And if you're not off these premises within three minutes or less, 1123 01:10:37,305 --> 01:10:39,705 I'm going to try and find some way to do it. 1124 01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:40,900 Is that clear? 1125 01:10:40,901 --> 01:10:44,301 Y-Yes, sir, Judge, that's clear alright. Come on, Doreen, let's get out... 1126 01:10:44,302 --> 01:10:46,102 What good were you, you damn fool? Now we're in a mess! 1127 01:10:46,103 --> 01:10:47,403 We ain't got one red cent! 1128 01:10:47,404 --> 01:10:50,404 Listen, you're going to go to work and you're gonna get us a house... 1129 01:11:02,207 --> 01:11:04,007 Thank you, Judge Harris. 1130 01:11:04,008 --> 01:11:05,808 Thank you for your decision. 1131 01:11:06,209 --> 01:11:08,999 Well, it wasn't a very difficult one to reach. 1132 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,300 What's the next step, Judge? 1133 01:11:11,301 --> 01:11:13,901 Unless I can find a temporary home for the children, 1134 01:11:13,902 --> 01:11:16,202 they'll have to go to the authorities at Hartford. 1135 01:11:16,203 --> 01:11:19,000 Wouldn't it be possible for the children to just stay with me? 1136 01:11:19,001 --> 01:11:21,501 Until you find a permanent home, that is. 1137 01:11:22,002 --> 01:11:24,102 Yes, it might be possible. 1138 01:11:24,103 --> 01:11:26,303 Provided I approved it. 1139 01:11:27,304 --> 01:11:30,204 Well, I think they've been happy with me. 1140 01:11:31,005 --> 01:11:33,105 Have you been happy with them? 1141 01:11:35,806 --> 01:11:38,806 Yes... I've never been happier. 1142 01:11:41,007 --> 01:11:42,607 Miss Courtney, 1143 01:11:42,608 --> 01:11:45,800 there's no telling how long your custody might last. 1144 01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:48,101 Maybe a week, maybe a year. 1145 01:11:49,402 --> 01:11:52,102 It's all very fine to say you want custody. 1146 01:11:52,503 --> 01:11:56,703 But let's make sure you know exactly what that means. 1147 01:11:58,204 --> 01:12:01,404 It means that those children... 1148 01:12:01,405 --> 01:12:05,105 ...are going to be your responsibility. 1149 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:09,356 You've got to feed them, clothe them, 1150 01:12:09,357 --> 01:12:13,257 protect them whether they're sick or well. 1151 01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:18,158 And furthermore, you've got to enjoy doing it. 1152 01:12:20,359 --> 01:12:23,259 Now, I don't know you. 1153 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000 I know you're an actress. 1154 01:12:26,001 --> 01:12:28,301 I can see you're very beautiful. 1155 01:12:29,502 --> 01:12:34,102 However, neither of these things qualifies you as a foster parent. 1156 01:12:34,103 --> 01:12:35,703 Judge, may I say something? 1157 01:12:36,504 --> 01:12:40,804 This summer I've gotten to know Miss Courtney quite well. 1158 01:12:40,999 --> 01:12:44,605 I've seen her with the children, I've seen how they've responded to her, 1159 01:12:44,606 --> 01:12:46,806 I don't think you'll find a home where... 1160 01:12:47,107 --> 01:12:49,900 they'll get more affection or... 1161 01:12:49,901 --> 01:12:51,501 ...or greater understanding. 1162 01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:55,602 I think she's ideal. 1163 01:13:02,603 --> 01:13:05,603 Here, you take these home and read them. 1164 01:13:05,604 --> 01:13:08,004 And then if you're still in the same mind, 1165 01:13:09,105 --> 01:13:12,005 fill them out and have an attorney notorize them. 1166 01:13:14,006 --> 01:13:15,806 Thank you, Judge Harris. 1167 01:13:15,807 --> 01:13:17,607 Thank the Reverend. 1168 01:13:17,608 --> 01:13:20,108 His word goes a long way around here, you know? 1169 01:13:26,309 --> 01:13:27,909 Tell me. 1170 01:13:27,910 --> 01:13:29,910 Have you thought of adopting them? 1171 01:13:29,911 --> 01:13:32,911 Oh, I'm not married, Judge Harris. 1172 01:13:33,212 --> 01:13:34,512 Oh... 1173 01:13:34,913 --> 01:13:36,213 Pity. 1174 01:13:56,714 --> 01:13:59,114 Well, Leo, what shall we do to celebrate? 1175 01:14:00,415 --> 01:14:02,115 You know, maybe she was right. 1176 01:14:02,116 --> 01:14:03,316 About what? 1177 01:14:03,717 --> 01:14:06,780 Well, I remember what Miss Jan was saying about God and all that. 1178 01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:07,781 Yeah? 1179 01:14:07,782 --> 01:14:10,600 Well, you didn't do anything like saying a prayer or anything like that. 1180 01:14:11,001 --> 01:14:12,301 Of course not. 1181 01:14:12,302 --> 01:14:14,002 - What ever gave you that idea? - Well... 1182 01:14:14,003 --> 01:14:15,703 Someone's missing. 1183 01:14:15,704 --> 01:14:18,104 There are only five of you, who's missing? 1184 01:14:31,605 --> 01:14:32,805 They're back! 1185 01:14:32,806 --> 01:14:35,206 Miss Jan! Reverend Larkin! 1186 01:14:35,207 --> 01:14:36,907 Come and help me with these bags. 1187 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,200 Here you are, dear. Oops! Okay, honey. 1188 01:14:40,601 --> 01:14:43,301 And a blue one. 1189 01:14:44,302 --> 01:14:46,802 Woooh! Have you got it? 1190 01:14:46,803 --> 01:14:48,403 Oh, one more. 1191 01:15:00,404 --> 01:15:02,604 Oh, now, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1192 01:15:02,605 --> 01:15:04,005 Don't open anything. All together. 1193 01:15:04,006 --> 01:15:06,306 Uh-uh! Ready, get set, go! 1194 01:15:17,007 --> 01:15:18,707 Hey, look at this! 1195 01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,708 Here you are, Butch. 1196 01:16:01,709 --> 01:16:04,999 Just to let you know that you belong. 1197 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,800 Yeah, yeah... 1198 01:16:31,001 --> 01:16:33,301 Amy's, Sherman's... 1199 01:16:33,302 --> 01:16:35,202 Hold on to this. 1200 01:16:42,903 --> 01:16:45,100 You must be the folks that called for the school bus. 1201 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,600 You ought to be out on the road. Come on in, we're late. 1202 01:16:47,601 --> 01:16:49,999 We'll be on the road tomorrow morning. 1203 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,100 Okay, get on the bus. 1204 01:16:51,101 --> 01:16:52,700 On the bus, everybody. 1205 01:16:52,701 --> 01:16:54,101 That's it. 1206 01:16:54,102 --> 01:16:55,602 Step right up, up on the bus. 1207 01:16:56,603 --> 01:16:58,203 Butch! Butch! 1208 01:16:58,204 --> 01:16:59,204 Come here, Butch! 1209 01:16:59,205 --> 01:17:02,175 Leo, get the dog! Get him off of here. 1210 01:17:02,176 --> 01:17:05,900 - Butch, come on now, get off of this bus! - Get down, you can't go to school. 1211 01:17:05,901 --> 01:17:06,901 Get down from there! 1212 01:17:06,902 --> 01:17:10,502 What are you doing with that plank? He can't bring that thing in here. 1213 01:17:10,503 --> 01:17:12,403 Don't yell at a child. 1214 01:17:13,004 --> 01:17:14,304 Sherman! 1215 01:17:14,305 --> 01:17:18,500 Don't push! Boy, you're a bossy bus driver! 1216 01:17:18,507 --> 01:17:22,407 Jan, you'd better get off before you get kicked off! 1217 01:17:22,408 --> 01:17:25,808 Sherman. Property of Sherman. It'll be here when you get home, alright? 1218 01:17:25,909 --> 01:17:27,609 I want my board! 1219 01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:31,200 - I want my board! - I'll save it for you at home, honey! 1220 01:17:31,201 --> 01:17:33,001 Come back here! Butch, come back here! 1221 01:17:33,002 --> 01:17:35,202 - Where are you going? - Butch, come here! 1222 01:17:36,603 --> 01:17:38,403 Butch, come back here! 1223 01:17:41,594 --> 01:17:43,904 - Where are you all going? - Get that dog! 1224 01:17:43,905 --> 01:17:45,200 Hey, Sherman, grab him! 1225 01:17:45,201 --> 01:17:46,900 Children, get back in the bus! 1226 01:17:49,501 --> 01:17:51,601 Butch! Butch! 1227 01:17:55,302 --> 01:17:56,402 Butch! 1228 01:17:59,403 --> 01:18:00,403 Butch, come here. 1229 01:18:01,004 --> 01:18:02,104 Come back here, Butch! 1230 01:18:02,605 --> 01:18:03,605 Here, Butch! 1231 01:18:03,606 --> 01:18:06,076 Ethel, come here and help me find... Ooh! 1232 01:18:06,077 --> 01:18:08,077 Ethel, come in at the back! 1233 01:18:08,078 --> 01:18:10,478 Ethel! Ethel! The back... Ethel! 1234 01:18:11,579 --> 01:18:12,679 Here Butch! 1235 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,180 Get back! Get back on the bus! Get back into... 1236 01:18:15,181 --> 01:18:18,300 Will you get back on that bus! 1237 01:18:18,301 --> 01:18:21,201 - I'm not a child! - Oh, I'm sorry. 1238 01:18:22,102 --> 01:18:23,999 Is it always like this? 1239 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,500 This is just the first day. Wait till they get to know each other. 1240 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:27,601 Hey, that one! 1241 01:18:28,202 --> 01:18:30,202 Will you get back! 1242 01:18:33,403 --> 01:18:35,703 This is ridiculous! I never... Ooh! 1243 01:18:37,304 --> 01:18:38,904 What... what's happening? 1244 01:18:38,905 --> 01:18:41,105 Marty! All this... 1245 01:18:41,106 --> 01:18:43,006 ...just because of some silly dog. 1246 01:18:43,007 --> 01:18:44,007 What dog? 1247 01:18:44,008 --> 01:18:46,508 He ran away, ran away and left... 1248 01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:48,559 Butch? 1249 01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:50,660 Butch! Don't leave me now! 1250 01:18:50,991 --> 01:18:53,161 Marty, get that dog! 1251 01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:54,862 Bring him back here! 1252 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:56,663 Will you wait a minute? 1253 01:18:56,864 --> 01:18:59,564 Will you spare the upholstery? Will you... 1254 01:19:03,005 --> 01:19:05,665 Get that dog! Go on! 1255 01:19:06,005 --> 01:19:07,665 Marty, do something! 1256 01:19:10,766 --> 01:19:12,400 - Marty! - Poor man! 1257 01:19:12,401 --> 01:19:15,701 I'll close the front door, you shove them in the back when they come around here. 1258 01:19:25,702 --> 01:19:27,602 Get in here! Get in here! 1259 01:19:28,103 --> 01:19:29,603 All right, all right, I got it... 1260 01:19:33,104 --> 01:19:34,904 - Here we go, inside. - Come on. 1261 01:19:34,905 --> 01:19:36,805 Get in the door, that's it. 1262 01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,206 Get in, get in... 1263 01:19:40,007 --> 01:19:41,607 - Let me out! - Oh! 1264 01:19:43,308 --> 01:19:44,600 We can't get him out. 1265 01:19:44,601 --> 01:19:47,401 - Get him out on the other side. - All right! Come on! 1266 01:19:51,003 --> 01:19:52,903 Open the door, there's a man inside! 1267 01:19:56,204 --> 01:19:57,504 Marty, are you all right? 1268 01:19:57,505 --> 01:19:59,805 Where do you think you're going? 1269 01:20:00,006 --> 01:20:02,000 How dare you strike that child! 1270 01:20:02,001 --> 01:20:03,901 Why not, this one's mine. 1271 01:20:14,202 --> 01:20:16,402 I'm going back to the city where it's safe. 1272 01:20:18,203 --> 01:20:20,703 Will we have to go through this every morning? 1273 01:20:20,704 --> 01:20:22,104 Come on, Butch. 1274 01:20:22,405 --> 01:20:24,205 Sonny, let's go in and take a nap. 1275 01:20:24,206 --> 01:20:27,006 Bye, Marty... Marty! 1276 01:20:27,157 --> 01:20:29,000 Where are you going? 1277 01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:31,001 What did you come up for anyway? 1278 01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,102 Oh, the... the script. 1279 01:20:34,103 --> 01:20:35,153 I'm not interested... 1280 01:20:35,154 --> 01:20:37,754 You'll love this one, it's by Kingsley Cross. 1281 01:20:37,755 --> 01:20:39,800 - Kinglsey Cross? - America's greatest playwrite, honey. 1282 01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:41,750 He wants you and nobody else but you. 1283 01:20:41,751 --> 01:20:43,900 - Me? - That's right. We'll be up in the morning... 1284 01:20:44,152 --> 01:20:46,400 - What time does the bus get here? - Nine o'clock. 1285 01:20:46,401 --> 01:20:48,381 We1ll be here in the afternoon. Read it, honey, you'll love it. 1286 01:20:48,382 --> 01:20:51,582 I'm not interested! Marty, take this with you! 1287 01:20:58,183 --> 01:21:00,493 "Love is the broken wing of chance." 1288 01:21:00,494 --> 01:21:03,884 "The evil in you crying out to the evil in me." 1289 01:21:04,585 --> 01:21:07,785 "There is a gnawing desire in my heart, Jeremy." 1290 01:21:08,286 --> 01:21:10,186 "It's name is love." 1291 01:21:10,187 --> 01:21:13,487 "And it has left my heart torn and bleeding." 1292 01:21:13,488 --> 01:21:18,378 "Yes, bleeding for you." - Jan, please. The kids are eating. 1293 01:21:18,379 --> 01:21:22,109 "No, Jeremy! Don't touch me!" 1294 01:21:22,110 --> 01:21:26,410 "It brings back that unspeakable drunken night with you and Caroline." 1295 01:21:26,411 --> 01:21:28,051 "Do you remember, Jeremy?" 1296 01:21:28,052 --> 01:21:31,052 "When you threw down your drink and sat down beside her? 1297 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,753 And frightened Miss Moffat away. 1298 01:21:34,054 --> 01:21:35,054 Jim! 1299 01:21:35,055 --> 01:21:36,155 Eat your dinner. 1300 01:21:36,156 --> 01:21:37,556 Jim? 1301 01:21:37,557 --> 01:21:40,357 - Oh. - That's some bedtime story. 1302 01:21:40,358 --> 01:21:43,999 - It's Kingsley Cross's new play. - Oh, Kingsley Cross, hm? 1303 01:21:44,489 --> 01:21:45,589 Are you going to do it? 1304 01:21:46,089 --> 01:21:47,689 I don't know. 1305 01:21:47,690 --> 01:21:50,190 I'm not sure it's really right for me. 1306 01:21:50,891 --> 01:21:53,091 It's a terribly exciting play. 1307 01:21:53,092 --> 01:21:55,292 It's a tremendous challenge. 1308 01:21:56,593 --> 01:21:59,093 - Will you read it? - Why me? 1309 01:21:59,794 --> 01:22:01,894 I've learned to respect your opinion. 1310 01:22:02,495 --> 01:22:04,195 What if I don't like it? 1311 01:22:04,196 --> 01:22:06,396 Well I hope you do. 1312 01:22:06,897 --> 01:22:09,897 All my life I've wanted a dramatic role like this. 1313 01:22:11,598 --> 01:22:13,550 Jan, you don't have to go to New York for an audience. 1314 01:22:13,551 --> 01:22:15,951 You've got six fans in the other room. 1315 01:22:16,652 --> 01:22:18,352 Seven. 1316 01:22:18,353 --> 01:22:20,653 Including me. 1317 01:22:23,554 --> 01:22:27,154 You've come to mean a lot to me too. All of you. 1318 01:22:27,155 --> 01:22:29,335 Don't let this collar fool you. 1319 01:22:29,936 --> 01:22:34,900 Ministers fall in love, get married, have children just like any else. 1320 01:22:36,101 --> 01:22:38,999 I stopped thinking of you as an actress... 1321 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,000 ...a long time ago. 1322 01:22:55,401 --> 01:22:56,901 I'll read this. 1323 01:23:03,502 --> 01:23:04,802 Six. 1324 01:23:05,603 --> 01:23:06,803 Seven. 1325 01:23:07,304 --> 01:23:10,904 - Where's the aspirin? - Eight. Top shelf... Nine. 1326 01:23:11,899 --> 01:23:13,200 Ten. 1327 01:23:14,201 --> 01:23:15,701 Eleven. 1328 01:23:16,402 --> 01:23:19,302 Do you have to do those ridiculous exercises every night? 1329 01:23:19,303 --> 01:23:23,003 All right, as a special favor to you I'll get flabby. 1330 01:23:24,704 --> 01:23:26,504 What's the matter, got a headache? 1331 01:23:28,605 --> 01:23:31,405 You know, I think next summer... 1332 01:23:31,406 --> 01:23:33,506 ...we ought to have a vegetable garden. 1333 01:23:33,507 --> 01:23:35,807 Don't make any plans for next summer. 1334 01:23:35,808 --> 01:23:37,808 I'm not sure we're coming up here. 1335 01:23:37,999 --> 01:23:42,609 Just because Kingsley Cross is a big-wheel playwrite... 1336 01:23:42,610 --> 01:23:46,510 ...is no reason for you to start counting on a long-run yet. 1337 01:23:47,711 --> 01:23:49,999 It's not the play that's bothering me. 1338 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,500 - It's Jim. - What's wrong with Jim. 1339 01:23:53,201 --> 01:23:55,001 He's in love with me. 1340 01:24:00,502 --> 01:24:02,000 That's bad? 1341 01:24:02,201 --> 01:24:05,501 Ethel, do you realize what I'm getting into here? 1342 01:24:05,502 --> 01:24:09,302 It's not just Jim, it's the children too. 1343 01:24:09,303 --> 01:24:11,503 The whole situation. 1344 01:24:11,804 --> 01:24:14,004 It's all too much for me. 1345 01:24:14,705 --> 01:24:17,205 Let's go back to New York where we belong. 1346 01:24:17,206 --> 01:24:19,906 You just keep punching, Jan. 1347 01:24:19,907 --> 01:24:23,207 Maybe you can actually talk yourself into believing that. 1348 01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,700 Believing what? 1349 01:24:26,701 --> 01:24:28,801 That these past few months haven't been... 1350 01:24:28,802 --> 01:24:32,902 ...the best thing that ever happened to you in your whole, improbable life. 1351 01:24:39,603 --> 01:24:42,500 - Ethel! - One, two, three, four, five, 1352 01:24:42,501 --> 01:24:45,881 six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven... 1353 01:24:45,882 --> 01:24:48,782 This play breaks with the past... 1354 01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:52,383 ...transcending also the prevalent modern paths chosen, 1355 01:24:52,384 --> 01:24:57,584 which I find equally irrelevant in their persistent search for universal verities. 1356 01:24:57,585 --> 01:25:03,585 It springs from a personal ethos that I call generative nihilism. 1357 01:25:03,886 --> 01:25:05,986 Do you agree, darling? 1358 01:25:05,987 --> 01:25:11,987 Oh... yes, of course I do. How do you feel about it, Ethel? 1359 01:25:11,988 --> 01:25:16,088 He lost me at lunch right after he said "pass the potato salad". 1360 01:25:19,389 --> 01:25:22,200 Well, let me put it into simple language. 1361 01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:27,901 A sibarite woman rebels against the dichotomy of modern society, 1362 01:25:27,902 --> 01:25:30,802 and seeks her euphoria in... 1363 01:25:31,803 --> 01:25:33,400 ...depravity. 1364 01:25:33,401 --> 01:25:35,401 Right, it will make a potful at the box office. 1365 01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:37,302 That explains everything. 1366 01:25:39,603 --> 01:25:42,103 - May I come in? - Oh, Jim. 1367 01:25:42,104 --> 01:25:45,004 Uh... come in, of course. 1368 01:25:45,005 --> 01:25:49,805 Kingsley Cross, I'd like you to meet Reverend Larkin. 1369 01:25:49,806 --> 01:25:52,700 - Mr. Cross. - I see you've been reading my play. 1370 01:25:52,701 --> 01:25:54,001 That's right. 1371 01:25:54,002 --> 01:25:55,180 Well? 1372 01:25:55,381 --> 01:25:58,600 Well, I've always had a grudging respect for your work, Mr. Cross. 1373 01:25:58,601 --> 01:26:01,600 Even though it's offended some people it's always had a certain honesty. 1374 01:26:01,601 --> 01:26:04,201 I wish I could say the same for this. 1375 01:26:05,102 --> 01:26:06,702 Well, I realize this is... 1376 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:10,893 ...pretty heady stuff for a man of the cloth, Reverend, 1377 01:26:10,894 --> 01:26:13,694 but there are other days of the week besides Sunday. 1378 01:26:13,695 --> 01:26:16,300 Trash is trash any day of the week, Mr. Cross. 1379 01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:20,201 Jim, I asked your opinion but I didn't ask you to be insulting. 1380 01:26:20,202 --> 01:26:23,602 Jan, you're an intelligent woman, but I don't know what kind of intelligence it is... 1381 01:26:23,603 --> 01:26:25,603 that makes you want to play the role of a... 1382 01:26:25,904 --> 01:26:28,304 a scheming, two-headed sexpot. 1383 01:26:28,305 --> 01:26:31,905 If this is an example of modern theater, I... 1384 01:26:31,906 --> 01:26:33,556 I don't think you ought to be part of it. 1385 01:26:33,557 --> 01:26:34,600 You don't think? 1386 01:26:34,601 --> 01:26:39,221 What he means is that if you do the play, you see, he's got a lot to lose, right? 1387 01:26:40,222 --> 01:26:43,542 - That's beside the point. - No, it's not beside the point. 1388 01:26:43,543 --> 01:26:45,943 These past few months have meant a great deal to me. 1389 01:26:45,944 --> 01:26:48,244 But the theater means much more. 1390 01:26:48,845 --> 01:26:51,335 I'm sorry, Jim, but "scheming, two-two-headed sexpots"... 1391 01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:53,236 ...make great parts for an actress. 1392 01:26:53,237 --> 01:26:55,637 And no one is going to talk me out of playing it. 1393 01:26:55,638 --> 01:26:58,838 I've worked too hard and too long to wind up my career... 1394 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,600 ...as chief cook and bottle washer in Connecticut. 1395 01:27:03,201 --> 01:27:05,101 Well, I guess that about covers it. 1396 01:27:08,002 --> 01:27:09,302 Excuse me. 1397 01:27:10,303 --> 01:27:11,103 Jim. 1398 01:27:11,104 --> 01:27:12,800 Sorry, Kingsley. 1399 01:27:13,801 --> 01:27:16,201 Hell, I guess I lost that first round. 1400 01:27:16,202 --> 01:27:19,602 Don't worry about it. She just has to run for a while. 1401 01:27:19,603 --> 01:27:22,893 At her age I was just as scared of life as she is. 1402 01:27:22,894 --> 01:27:24,294 Yeah. 1403 01:27:26,095 --> 01:27:27,495 Here come the kids. 1404 01:27:28,096 --> 01:27:31,296 Um... tell them I'll see them tomorrow. 1405 01:27:33,697 --> 01:27:36,397 And under my brilliant tutelage, 1406 01:27:36,398 --> 01:27:42,098 every good, healthy schizophrenic impulse within you will surge to the surface. 1407 01:27:42,099 --> 01:27:45,999 Yeah... tell her about the cast we've got lined up. 1408 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,900 - Well... - You've lined up the cast? 1409 01:27:48,501 --> 01:27:50,701 Yeah, we've had one for about a week. 1410 01:27:52,002 --> 01:27:55,200 Marty, you'll never change. 1411 01:28:02,701 --> 01:28:05,101 I got a present for you, Miss Jan. 1412 01:28:05,102 --> 01:28:06,802 I painted it myself. 1413 01:28:07,403 --> 01:28:09,203 Thank you, Sherman. 1414 01:28:09,204 --> 01:28:13,404 Yeah, yeah, Sherman, that's wonderful,. Here, here, have a cigar. 1415 01:28:13,905 --> 01:28:16,005 Come on, kids, Jan's busy now. 1416 01:28:16,006 --> 01:28:17,386 Tell me what you did in school today. 1417 01:28:17,406 --> 01:28:19,206 Sherman, you give that cigar to me. 1418 01:28:20,307 --> 01:28:23,397 Um, you're not going to worry about those kids. 1419 01:28:23,398 --> 01:28:26,698 I mean, Ethel's with them and we'll get all the outside help she'll need. 1420 01:28:26,699 --> 01:28:28,399 What about Sonny? 1421 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:32,000 Um, Sonny... We'll get him a... a doctor. He needs a doctor, 1422 01:28:32,001 --> 01:28:33,901 we'll get him the best attention money can buy. 1423 01:28:35,002 --> 01:28:38,402 Darling, this part will turn you from a little song-and-dance girl... 1424 01:28:38,403 --> 01:28:40,633 ...into one of the luminaries of the modern stage. 1425 01:28:40,634 --> 01:28:42,834 Yeah, how well you say it, how well you say it. 1426 01:28:53,005 --> 01:28:54,735 - Good morning, Miss Courtney. - Good morning. 1427 01:28:54,936 --> 01:28:58,336 Hello, young man. We have your room all ready for you. 1428 01:28:58,337 --> 01:29:00,637 It's one of the nicest ones we have. 1429 01:29:00,638 --> 01:29:02,738 Your own television set too. 1430 01:29:05,739 --> 01:29:09,039 Did you hear that, Sonny? You're going to have a fine time here. 1431 01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:11,340 The doctors will work with you every day. 1432 01:29:11,341 --> 01:29:15,001 And in no time at all, you're going to be talking a mile a minute. 1433 01:29:16,002 --> 01:29:17,902 - Hello, Jim. - Jan. 1434 01:29:17,903 --> 01:29:19,803 - What are you doing here? - Oh, making the rounds. 1435 01:29:19,804 --> 01:29:23,374 Hi, Sonny. Hey, do you know what they do here every afternoon? 1436 01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:29,175 They bring around a tray of chocolate milk, ginger ale and eggnog. 1437 01:29:29,176 --> 01:29:32,200 And that's when I'll be around, because I'm crazy about eggnog. 1438 01:29:32,201 --> 01:29:34,301 You and I'll have a ball, okay? 1439 01:29:36,002 --> 01:29:38,002 Hey, none of that now. 1440 01:29:38,003 --> 01:29:39,403 Come on. 1441 01:29:39,704 --> 01:29:44,104 - Is everything all right? - Absolutely. 1442 01:29:45,405 --> 01:29:47,405 He's going to be just fine. 1443 01:29:47,406 --> 01:29:49,506 Goodbye, Sonny. It won't be long. 1444 01:29:50,607 --> 01:29:52,207 Come on, dear. we'll get your chart. 1445 01:29:52,208 --> 01:29:54,208 See you, Sonny. 1446 01:29:54,809 --> 01:29:56,609 It's a nice hospital. 1447 01:29:58,010 --> 01:29:59,999 For a hospital. 1448 01:30:51,300 --> 01:30:54,300 I don't know when I'll be there. When I'm there that's when I'll be there. 1449 01:30:54,501 --> 01:30:55,901 All right. 1450 01:30:59,002 --> 01:31:00,202 - Oh, Mr. Bliss. - Hm? 1451 01:31:00,203 --> 01:31:03,003 That party in Connecticut just tried to get Miss Courtney again. 1452 01:31:03,004 --> 01:31:05,580 No, no... I don't want any calls from Connecticut. 1453 01:31:05,581 --> 01:31:07,700 No calls from Connecticut, do you understand? 1454 01:31:08,101 --> 01:31:10,101 Quigley's propably lost again, that's all. 1455 01:31:10,102 --> 01:31:11,702 - Who, sir? - Quigley, Quigley, Quigley. 1456 01:31:11,703 --> 01:31:14,903 - What shall I say if Mr. Quigley calls? - He won't call, he won't call. 1457 01:31:16,204 --> 01:31:18,004 Now, Jan, now you laugh! 1458 01:31:18,005 --> 01:31:19,875 Now laugh why? 1459 01:31:19,876 --> 01:31:23,256 Why, darling, because you hate this man. Life for you now is meaningless. 1460 01:31:23,257 --> 01:31:25,857 Why should I laugh when Jeremy kisses me? I love him, don't I? 1461 01:31:25,858 --> 01:31:27,178 Love, darling? What's that? 1462 01:31:27,179 --> 01:31:29,559 Let's limit our discussion to something about which we know! 1463 01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:32,180 Oh, I think I do know something about love! 1464 01:31:32,181 --> 01:31:34,281 Relax, will you relax, son? 1465 01:31:35,082 --> 01:31:36,390 Take a five-minute break? 1466 01:31:36,391 --> 01:31:38,200 Everybody take a five-minute break. Kingsley... 1467 01:31:38,201 --> 01:31:40,401 I will not countenance temperament. 1468 01:31:52,102 --> 01:31:53,802 You okay, kid? 1469 01:31:54,903 --> 01:31:56,803 I don't know what's the matter with me. 1470 01:31:57,104 --> 01:31:59,204 I've never been like this before. 1471 01:32:00,305 --> 01:32:02,305 You want to get out of the play? 1472 01:32:02,806 --> 01:32:03,906 What? 1473 01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:07,407 Do you want to get out of the play? 1474 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:10,608 No, Marty. 1475 01:32:11,309 --> 01:32:14,659 - I know what this play means to you. - To us. 1476 01:32:14,660 --> 01:32:17,860 It's what we've been working toward for a long time. 1477 01:32:19,061 --> 01:32:20,261 Is it? 1478 01:32:25,262 --> 01:32:26,900 Jan, this is... 1479 01:32:28,301 --> 01:32:31,201 We're talking about something that's a lot more than just a play. 1480 01:32:37,102 --> 01:32:39,302 - Jim, what are you doing here? - Looking for you. 1481 01:32:39,303 --> 01:32:40,903 Why, what's the matter, what's wrong? 1482 01:32:40,904 --> 01:32:42,704 We've been trying to call you for the last two hours... 1483 01:32:42,705 --> 01:32:44,875 ...but your cigar-smoking friend here wouldn't let us through. 1484 01:32:44,876 --> 01:32:45,978 That's right, that's right, look. 1485 01:32:45,979 --> 01:32:48,459 in case you don't know it, fellow, we're trying to put on a play here. 1486 01:32:48,460 --> 01:32:51,160 She's got enough on her mind without you calling every time... 1487 01:32:51,161 --> 01:32:53,861 ...some uncoordinated thumb-sucker spills pablum on his bib. 1488 01:32:53,862 --> 01:32:55,380 Look, P.T. Barnum, you stay out of this. 1489 01:32:55,381 --> 01:32:57,381 I want to know how did you get in here anyway, I ought to fire the doorman. 1490 01:32:57,382 --> 01:32:59,200 I didn't come down here to trade wisecracks with you, 1491 01:32:59,201 --> 01:33:01,999 I came down to talk to Jan and I'm gonna do it whether you like it or not, okay? 1492 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,900 - Okay. - What is it, what's happened? 1493 01:33:04,601 --> 01:33:06,301 Sonny's run away from the hospital. 1494 01:33:06,602 --> 01:33:08,402 Sonny? 1495 01:33:09,103 --> 01:33:10,783 Why, where would he go? 1496 01:33:10,784 --> 01:33:12,400 Miami, if he's got any sense. 1497 01:33:12,401 --> 01:33:14,301 - Get your coat... - Wait, what do you mean, just a minute. 1498 01:33:14,302 --> 01:33:17,102 You're not in a pulpit. Mr. Preacher, you happen to be in my territory. 1499 01:33:17,103 --> 01:33:20,404 You find the kid yourself! Besides, what could she do anyway? 1500 01:33:20,405 --> 01:33:22,400 Listen, a little kid is up in Connecticut without a home, 1501 01:33:22,401 --> 01:33:24,051 he might come back if he knew she was waiting for him. 1502 01:33:24,052 --> 01:33:25,500 - She's an actress, not a... - She's also a woman, 1503 01:33:25,501 --> 01:33:27,100 it's about time she acted like one. 1504 01:33:30,201 --> 01:33:31,501 Get your coat. 1505 01:33:38,002 --> 01:33:39,402 He's right, Marty. 1506 01:33:39,403 --> 01:33:42,003 - I have to go. - Oh, now, wait a minute... 1507 01:33:42,004 --> 01:33:43,704 Look, I've got a lot of people around here. 1508 01:33:43,705 --> 01:33:45,505 They're all sitting around, they're on the payroll, you know. 1509 01:33:45,506 --> 01:33:48,780 And they're not gonna sit here while you run off and play house in Connecticut. 1510 01:33:48,781 --> 01:33:50,681 Marty, I said I was sorry. 1511 01:33:50,682 --> 01:33:53,900 Well, I don't want to get legal about it, but I happen to have a contract with you... 1512 01:33:55,901 --> 01:33:57,401 I'll get your coat! 1513 01:34:07,302 --> 01:34:10,702 So you're really going back with that character, huh? 1514 01:34:13,003 --> 01:34:16,403 Well, I'll be around here if you need me and... 1515 01:34:17,604 --> 01:34:19,600 if you decide you want to get out of the play, that's... 1516 01:34:19,705 --> 01:34:21,800 that's okay with me, I... 1517 01:34:22,501 --> 01:34:25,100 Well, you're more important to me than any play. 1518 01:34:26,101 --> 01:34:27,801 Thanks, Marty. 1519 01:34:28,502 --> 01:34:31,102 Well, um... see you around, kid. 1520 01:34:34,003 --> 01:34:36,303 Don't forget I still own half the bird bath. 1521 01:34:41,504 --> 01:34:45,204 Where's your flaming star going, for a cooling walk in the rain? 1522 01:34:47,505 --> 01:34:50,105 Let me put it to you this way, Kingsley. 1523 01:34:50,906 --> 01:34:54,000 She's escaping from the dichotomy of modern living... 1524 01:34:54,001 --> 01:34:57,700 ...and she's going to seek her euphoria in Connecticut. 1525 01:35:11,502 --> 01:35:13,302 It's all my fault, isn't it? 1526 01:35:15,303 --> 01:35:16,603 Isn't it? 1527 01:35:19,804 --> 01:35:21,604 That poor little guy. 1528 01:35:21,805 --> 01:35:24,600 None of this would have happened if I hadn't run out on him. 1529 01:35:28,201 --> 01:35:30,200 I ran out on you too. 1530 01:35:31,201 --> 01:35:32,801 Will you forgive me? 1531 01:35:34,802 --> 01:35:37,102 Forgiveness is part of my job. 1532 01:35:38,703 --> 01:35:41,203 I stopped thinking of you as a Minister... 1533 01:35:41,504 --> 01:35:43,404 ...a long time ago. 1534 01:36:03,005 --> 01:36:05,200 - Did they find him yet? - Not yet, honey. 1535 01:36:05,201 --> 01:36:06,401 - Oh... - Don't worry. 1536 01:36:06,402 --> 01:36:08,902 We set up road blocks, the whole town has pitched in. 1537 01:36:08,903 --> 01:36:10,380 Wait a minute, Tom's got some news for us. 1538 01:36:10,381 --> 01:36:12,481 Yeah, the, uh... 1539 01:36:12,482 --> 01:36:16,282 nurse at the hospital said five kids and a dog visited the boy this morning and... 1540 01:36:17,083 --> 01:36:19,183 after they found the boy gone the nurse remembers... 1541 01:36:19,184 --> 01:36:21,004 ...she never saw those kids come out again. 1542 01:36:21,205 --> 01:36:22,605 Or the dog. 1543 01:36:22,606 --> 01:36:25,800 - They took him. - But they didn't bring him back here. 1544 01:36:26,101 --> 01:36:28,101 - Or did they? - Where are they? 1545 01:36:28,102 --> 01:36:29,702 Roasting popcorn. 1546 01:36:34,703 --> 01:36:36,303 They must be in the kitchen. 1547 01:36:37,104 --> 01:36:38,204 Amy! 1548 01:36:38,405 --> 01:36:39,505 Leo! 1549 01:36:41,006 --> 01:36:42,306 They're gone. 1550 01:36:43,107 --> 01:36:44,207 There they are. 1551 01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:46,448 No, wait, wait... Let me go. 1552 01:36:46,449 --> 01:36:48,149 Let me talk to them alone. 1553 01:36:49,050 --> 01:36:50,650 All right, Jan, get going. 1554 01:37:25,251 --> 01:37:26,651 Leo! 1555 01:37:27,252 --> 01:37:28,702 Amy! 1556 01:37:29,103 --> 01:37:31,303 Children, are you there? 1557 01:37:33,004 --> 01:37:34,804 Please come out. 1558 01:37:36,305 --> 01:37:39,705 Children, please come out and talk with me. 1559 01:37:43,406 --> 01:37:47,006 You know, children, you have to understand that... 1560 01:37:48,207 --> 01:37:52,007 sometimes, even when people love each other, 1561 01:37:52,808 --> 01:37:54,508 they make mistakes. 1562 01:37:56,709 --> 01:37:58,609 And I love you. 1563 01:38:00,310 --> 01:38:02,500 I love all you crazy Smiths. 1564 01:38:02,701 --> 01:38:06,101 I even love that lolloping big dog of yours. 1565 01:38:08,302 --> 01:38:10,100 I love you. 1566 01:38:10,801 --> 01:38:12,900 And I want to adopt you. 1567 01:38:12,901 --> 01:38:15,301 And I want this to be your home. 1568 01:38:16,202 --> 01:38:18,602 Until you're old enough to have homes of your own. 1569 01:38:23,403 --> 01:38:25,803 Will you give me another chance? 1570 01:39:08,204 --> 01:39:09,704 Sonny! 1571 01:39:15,405 --> 01:39:17,205 Are you all right? 1572 01:39:18,006 --> 01:39:20,306 I'll never send you away again. 1573 01:39:20,307 --> 01:39:22,607 No more hospitals for you. 1574 01:39:22,608 --> 01:39:23,708 Ever! 1575 01:39:23,709 --> 01:39:26,309 Absolutely. 1576 01:39:27,710 --> 01:39:30,310 No more lying around in bed for Sonny. 1577 01:39:30,311 --> 01:39:32,311 Absolutely. 1578 01:39:36,012 --> 01:39:37,412 Okay! 1579 01:39:37,413 --> 01:39:38,913 Let's go. 1580 01:39:40,414 --> 01:39:42,414 Come on, kids. 1581 01:39:42,915 --> 01:39:44,215 Let's go home. 1582 01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:53,416 It's a big start for us, Jim. 1583 01:39:53,417 --> 01:39:55,117 We can handle it. 1584 01:39:55,718 --> 01:39:57,418 It's right, isn't it? 1585 01:39:57,419 --> 01:39:59,919 Absolutely. 1586 01:39:59,920 --> 01:40:01,920 Jim, what's the matter with your voice? 1587 01:40:03,321 --> 01:40:05,421 I didn't say anything! 1588 01:40:05,422 --> 01:40:07,022 He talked. 1589 01:40:07,823 --> 01:40:09,723 Sonny, did you say something? 1590 01:40:09,724 --> 01:40:11,200 - Sonny talked! - Say it again. 1591 01:40:12,601 --> 01:40:14,301 - He talked! - What did he say? 1592 01:40:18,602 --> 01:40:19,999 He talked. 1593 01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:21,600 He talked! 1594 01:40:21,601 --> 01:40:23,200 I did not! 1595 01:40:27,201 --> 01:40:30,301 After all this time you've been able to talk. 1596 01:40:39,102 --> 01:40:47,002 - Subtitles - Luís Filipe Bernardes 116274