Original subtitles

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

Beverly: OH, THIS IS SO

AWESOME!

WE'RE SEEING THE TRENDBENDERS

LIVE!

Rex: WELL, MAYBE NOT SEE

THEM, BUT WE'LL TOTALLY HEAR

THEM.

[ ELECTRICITY WHIRRING ]

ATTENTION!

THE TRENDBENDERS WILL BE

ARRIVING THROUGH THE BACK OF

THE CLUB.

[ CROWD CLAMORING ]

Beverly: SLICK TRICK!

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

YES, REBECCA.

I KNOW!

ONLY DRINK THE BOTTLED WATER.

NO, WE'RE NOT THAT CLOSE TO THE

STAGE.

UGH!

I KNOW THAT'S WHERE THEY

MOSH-PIT.

DON'T WORRY! BYE!

Rex: YOUR SISTER IS ACTING

LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH IT.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

DOC?!

I'M RIGHT NEXT TO HER!

YES, WE'VE GOT EARPLUGS.

ONLY BOTTLED WATER-- I KNOW!

YES, YOU'LL PICK US UP AT 11:00.

OKAY! BYE!

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

* I MET A GUY WHO WAS LOOKING

FOR A LUCKY BREAK ♪

♪ I MET A GUY

MAD HE WOULDN'T MAKE

A MISTAKE ♪

♪ NO LOSER HERE

♪ THE WEIGHT WOULD BE

UPON HIS FACE ♪

♪ THIS AIN'T NO LUCKY BREAK

♪ IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY

Beverly: HEY!

Rex: THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

WITH THAT GUY.

Beverly: YEAH!

IT'S CALLED LACK OF SOCIAL

SKILLS.

Sebastian: WE HAVE TO TALK!

YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME!

Rex: I THINK THEY'RE A LITTLE

TOO BUSY FOR A CHAT RIGHT NOW.

Sebastian: IT'S ME!

YOUR FIRST FAN!

Rex: COME ON, DUDE.

CAN'T YOU JUST WATCH THE SHOW,

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

♪ YOU WON'T BRING ME DOWN

♪ YEAH, YEAH-YEAH

♪ YOU WON'T BRING ME DOWN

Sebastian: I'M NOT JUST

EVERYONE ELSE.

* SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

* SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

Sebastian: YOU WANT TO

RETHINK TRYING TO STOP ME?

Beverly: WHOA!

GEEK IN TRIPLICATE!

Rex: MORE LIKE EVO GEEK.

Sebastian: I BET YOU'RE NOT

EVEN A REAL FAN!

Rex: HEY, I KNOW THEIR MUSIC!

Sebastian: YEAH?

WHAT ALBUM IS "BITTEN ON THE

WIND" FROM?

Beverly: UH, THEIR FIRST

ALBUM.

Sebastian: WRONG!

THEIR THIRD!

POSER!

HERE'S ONE FROM OUR FIRST

ALBUM-- "BITTEN ON THE WIND."

Beverly: TOLD YA!

THEIR FIRST ALBUM!

WHO'S THE POSER NOW?

Sebastian: BUT IT IS THEIR

THIRD.

THEY KEEP DENYING THEIR FIRST

TWO ALBUMS EXIST!

Rex: HUH?

[ BONES CRACKING ]

SHOULDN'T YOU BE HOME, MAKING

SURE YOUR MOM ISN'T SNOOPING

AROUND YOUR BASEMENT?

OUCH!

ALL RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

Sebastian: I KNOW YOU.

YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM PROVIDENCE

THAT BEATS UP ON EVOs.

Rex: AND I'M GUESSING YOU'RE

NOT ONE OF MY FANS.

Sebastian: THIS ISN'T OVER!

THEY STILL NEED ME TO SHOW THEM

THE WAY BACK.

I'LL MAKE THEM LISTEN TO ME...

NO MATTER WHAT!

UGH!

NO RE-ENTRY WITHOUT A HAND

STAMP.

Rex: UH, BUT...

IT'S OKAY. HE'S WITH ME.

I'M JoJo, THE BAND'S MANAGER.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

Beverly: OH!

SLY TYLER, VOCALS,

SIX-STRINGER.

BURRITO BEAU ON THE BIG BOTTOM,

AND LEON ADLER ON THE SKINS.

BASS.

DRUMS.

Beverly: THEY'RE EVEN CUTER

UP CLOSE!

BUT SEBASTIAN ISN'T.

AND NOW THAT FRUITCAKE FAN HAS

BECOME A MAJOR MENACE.

Rex: YOU KNOW WHO THAT GUY

IS?

YEAH, HE'S ONE OF OUR FIRST

FANS FROM WAY BACK.

BUT HE DIDN'T LIKE OUR CHANGE

IN MUSIC DIRECTION.

CHANGE, LIKE IN POPULAR.

SO HE STARTED SENDING US

NASTY E-MAILS AND SLAGGING US ON

THE FAN SITES.

BUT NOW HE'S TURNED VIOLENT,

AND IT TURNS OUT HE'S...

H-HE'S...

Rex: AN EVO THAT CAN MULTIPLY

HIMSELF.

WE CAN'T HANDLE THAT KIND OF

THREAT, BUT YOU CAN.

Beverly: IS THIS A JOB OFFER?

AS HEAD OF SECURITY FOR THE

REST OF THE TOUR.

Rex: HUH, I DON'T KNOW.

PUTTING UP WITH GROUPIES, GREAT

MUSIC, CATERING, THE

ROCK 'N' ROLL LIFESTYLE-- OH,

RIGHT, LIKE I'M NOT TOTALLY IN

FOR THIS!

Beverly: AND I'M YOUR DEPUTY,

SHERIFF.

ABSOLUTELY.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

Dr. Holiday: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Rex: THEY'VE GOT AN EVO

THREAT.

Dr. Holiday: [ SIGHS ]

FINE, REX.

BEVERLY?

AND DON'T FORGET TO USE

EARPLUGS.

Rex: PRIVATE JET TO THE NEXT

GIG?

AIRLINE-- FIRST CLASS?

COACH?

OF THE ROAD KIND.

[ PEEPS CHIRPING ]

Rex: TRAVELING THE OPEN ROAD,

BRINGING MUSIC TO THE PEOPLE.

WHERE TO NEXT?

EUGENE, OREGON.

[ Unenthusiastically ] WHOO-HOO!

Rex: OW!

BAD SEAT.

GOT A LOT OF THEM.

[ BEAU FARTS ]

Rex: [ SNIFFS ]

OH!

[ COUGHING ]

ISN'T THE OZONE LAYER DEPLETED

ENOUGH, BEAU?

Rex: WANT TO HIT THE STREETS

AND CHECK OUT THE LOCAL SCENE?

SERIOUSLY, MAN?

IT'S JUST ANOTHER TOWN.

BEEN THERE. SEEN THEM ALL.

HE'S CURRENTLY UNDER 3,

2 BEHIND THE LEADER.

THIS IS A VERY TRICKY...

Rex: OH, LET'S THROW THIS IN

THE POOL!

HEY, I'M WATCHING SOMETHING,

DUDE!

Rex: HOW ABOUT A FOOD FIGHT?

SORRY, MAN.

NOT FEELING IT.

Rex: THIS ISN'T FEELING VERY

ROCK 'N' ROLL.

REX, WE HIRED YOU TO CONSULT

ON SECURITY, NOT ROCK-TOUR

CLICHéS.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

Sebastian: ROOM SERVICE.

AGAIN?

YOU GUYS, THIS IS COSTING TOO

MUCH.

BUT WE DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING

ELSE.

Sebastian: THAT'S OKAY.

THIS IS ON THE HOUSE!

Sebastian: [ GRUNTS ]

[ GASPS ]

Rex: LOOK OUT!

HE'S GOT...

PAPERWORK?

Sebastian: I'VE GOT NOTES AND

VISUALS ON WHERE YOU'VE GONE

COMMERCIAL AND HOW YOU CAN GET

BACK TO YOUR ROOTS!

HE'S WITH THE BAND NOW?

HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL FAN!

YOU SEE?

YOU'VE GOT TO COME WITH ME.

YOU NEED MY HELP!

Rex: THEY'RE NOT GOING

ANYWHERE, BUT YOU ARE!

Sebastian: MY COPIES DON'T

FEEL PAIN.

Rex: BUT YOU DO!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ CROWD SCREAMING ]

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

WHOA!

YOU MUST REALLY BE A BIG FAN!

Sebastian: ONLY OF THEIR

EARLY STUFF.

EWW!

THEIR EARLY STUFF IS WEAK.

BUT THEIR NEW SONGS ARE

AWESOME!

[ ALL GIGGLING ]

Sebastian: [ GROWLS ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

Rex: EXCUSE ME.

I'M WITH THE BAND.

[ CROWD SCREAMING ]

BUT YOU MISSED YOUR RIDE.

Rex: THAT'S OKAY.

I'VE GOT MY OWN.

ROCK BANDS!

NEVER AGAIN!

Sebastian: I'VE GOT TO TAKE

YOU AWAY FROM THIS SELLOUT

EXISTENCE, WHERE YOU DENY YOUR

FIRST TWO ALBUMS EVEN EXIST.

B-BUT THOSE ALBUMS WEREN'T

ANY GOOD.

THAT'S WHY WE ONLY HAD A FEW

FANS, LIKE YOU.

Rex: IF THERE'S ONLY THREE OF

THEM, THEN WHO'S DRIVING THE

CAR?

Sebastian: AAH!

Rex: DID HE...

AH!

...RENT THAT CAR FROM THE

CIRCUS?

TIME TO CUT THIS ACT SHORT.

[ BRAKES SQUEALING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

Sebastian: OH, MAN.

I WENT TO MY FIRST TRENDBENDERS

SHOW IN THAT CAR.

Rex: MAYBE I CAN'T TURN OFF

YOUR OBSESSION, BUT I CAN SHUT

DOWN YOUR NANITES.

[ ELECTRICITY WHIRRING ]

THAT CLONE-BOY?

Rex: I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING

TO BE A PROBLEM NOW.

WE CAN STILL USE YOU ON THE

TOUR.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

Rex: YES!

GOOD MAN!

* YOU SEE THE LIGHT,

AND IT'S OH, SO BRIGHT ♪

♪ A MILLION TIMES

MORE THAN BEFORE ♪

♪ NOW WE'LL SHOW YOU THE DOOR

♪ SOME STARS FADE,

AND SOME STARS SHINE ♪

♪ THE BRIGHT ONES STAND

THE TEST OF TIME ♪

♪ THE OTHERS BURN OUT AND SING,

"YEAH, WE ALMOST MADE IT" ♪

♪ "YEAH, BUT WE'RE OVERRATED"

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ YOU LIVE A LIFE

FOR ALL TO SEE ♪

♪ SOMETIMES IT'S RIGHT,

SOMETIMES OBSCENE ♪

♪ NOW YOU'RE THE ENEMY

♪ IT'S ONE FOR ALL

AND ALL FOR ME ♪

♪ UNLOCKING DOORS AND MISERY

♪ THE OTHERS BURN OUT AND SING,

"YEAH, WE ALMOST MADE IT" ♪

♪ "YEAH, BUT WE'RE OVERRATED"

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ "YEAH, WE ALMOST MADE IT"

♪ "YEAH, BUT WE'RE OVERRATED"

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOU RADIO

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ IT ISN'T ALL

THAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE ♪

♪ I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE

SO EASY ♪

♪ I WOULDN'T HAVE IT

ANY OTHER WAY ♪

♪ YOU SEE THE LIGHT,

AND IT'S OH, SO BRIGHT ♪

♪ A MILLION TIMES

MORE THAN BEFORE ♪

♪ NOW WE'LL SHOW YOU THE DOOR

♪ SOME STARS FADE,

AND SOME STARS SHINE ♪

♪ THE BRIGHT ONES

STAND THE TEST OF TIME ♪

♪ THE OTHERS BURN OUT AND SING,

"YEAH, WE ALMOST MADE IT" ♪

♪ "YEAH, BUT WE'RE OVERRATED"

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ "YEAH, WE ALMOST MADE IT"

♪ "YEAH, BUT WE'RE OVERRATED"

♪ OUT OF TIME

♪ KILL YOUR RADIO

♪ YEAH

Rex: [ GROANS ]

AT LEAST WE GOT A DAY OFF

BEFORE THE NEXT GIG.

GUYS, A CLUB OWNER IN

FLEECEBURG JUST OFFERED US

AMAZING MONEY.

I BOOKED IT.

FOR WHEN?

WE'RE ALREADY RUNNING LATE.

THEY'RE PAYING MONEY FOR US

TO PLAY IN THIS DUMP?

BIG MONEY.

COME ON.

YOU'RE ON IN TEN MINUTES.

[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]

[ DOOR CREAKS,

ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

Rex: I'M GUESSING TICKET

SALES ARE A LITTLE SLOW.

ARE WE BREAKING UP?

THIS DIVE SEEMS AWFULLY

FAMILIAR.

Sebastian: IT SHOULD.

Rex: THAT VOICE SEEMS AWFULLY

FAMILIAR!

DUDE!

NOBODY MOVE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO'S TOUCHING ME?

WHAT IS THIS? EXCUSE ME.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

Sebastian: I BUILT AN EXACT

REPLICA OF THE FIRST CLUB YOU

PLAYED IN.

HEY, THAT'S ONE OF MY PUKE

STAINS.

FRUITCAKE KNOWS HIS DETAILS.

Rex: BUT I CURED YOU.

Sebastian: HMM...THAT WAS A

COPY, NOT THE ORIGINAL.

WHATEVER.

WHEN'S THIS GONNA END, FAN-BOY?

Sebastian: IT ENDS TONIGHT.

CHECK THE FLOOR AT YOUR FEET.

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

Sebastian: I'VE GIVEN UP

TRYING TO GET YOU BACK TO YOUR

ROOTS.

SO NOW YOU'LL PLAY WHAT I WANT

TO HEAR FOR THE NEXT HOUR.

AND THEN YOUR CAREER ENDS WITH

A BANG.

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

ON BEHALF OF THE BAND, I'D

LIKE TO THANK OUR MANAGER, JoJo,

FOR BOOKING THIS TOTALLY INSANE

GIG!

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

Sebastian: THE SOUND OF COLD,

HARD CASH IS THE ONLY MUSIC

SELLOUTS LIKE YOU LISTEN TO

ANYMORE.

Rex: THEY'RE NOT SELLOUTS.

THEY JUST GOT MORE POPULAR THAN

YOU WANTED.

Sebastian: YOU TRY ANYTHING,

AND I'LL END THEIR LAST GIG

PREMATURELY.

YOU'RE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE I WANT

YOU TO SEE WHAT THE TRENDBENDERS

USED TO BE LIKE.

FOR THE NEXT HOUR GIVE ME THE

EARLY STUFF, WHEN YOU WERE COOL.

WHY BOTHER?

YOU'RE GONNA NUKE US, ANYWAY.

Sebastian: BECAUSE IF YOU

DON'T PLAY, THIS HAPPENS!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

AAH!

NO MORE!

OKAY, DUDE, WHAT'S THE FIRST

NUMBER?

Sebastian: "CRAWLING

UNDERTOW"!

[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

* WELL, HOW DOES IT FEEL?

Sebastian: FIRST ALBUM,

SEVENTH SONG.

FIFTH SONG ON THE JAPANESE

IMPORT.

* ...TO GET THAT WEIGHT

BACK ON OUR SHOULDERS ♪

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

YOU'RE GIVING IT A BEAT THAT

WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL, MAN!

NOT EVEN IN THE REMIX FROM THE

BOX SET.

PLAY IT RIGHT THIS TIME!

[ SEBASTIAN EVOs BOOING ]

[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

I'M MISSING THE CONCERT BECAUSE

OF YOU!

Rex: STINKS TO BE YOU.

GOT TO CURE THE REAL

SEBASTIAN.

BUT WHICH ONE IS THE

MOTHER SHIP?

Sebastian: YOU CAN'T EVEN

PLAY YOUR OLD SONGS LIKE YOU

USED TO.

TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT.

LET'S END THIS BUMMER CONCERT.

[ SEBASTIAN EVOs BOOING ]

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

BUT WE STILL HAVE OVER A

HALF-HOUR LEFT!

Sebastian: LAST SONG, NO

ENCORE.

[ BEEPING RAPIDLY ]

Rex: TELL ME WHO'S THE

ORIGINAL, OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO

DESSERT TOPPING!

Sebastian: YOU DON'T SCARE

ME.

I DON'T FEEL PAIN.

Rex: BUT THE REAL SEBASTIAN

DOES.

SLY!

MAXIMUM FEEDBACK!

NOW!

[ FEEDBACK REVERBERATES ]

THANKS, DOC.

Sebastian: AAAHHHH!

Rex: HOW DO YOU LIKE THEIR

NEW HIT, SEBASTIAN PRIME?

[ BEEPING ]

HERE'S ANOTHER NEW GROOVE YOU'RE

NOT GOING TO LIKE.

Sebastian: AAH!

Rex: CONGRATS.

YOU'RE BACK TO BEING A SOLO ACT.

Sebastian: YOU'VE GOT TO

LISTEN TO ME!

[ YELLING ]

Rex: KIDNAPPING, ASSAULT AND

BATTERY, CONSTRUCTION WITHOUT A

PERMIT-- THAT SHOULD KEEP HIM

AWAY FOR YEARS.

HATE TO SAY IT, GUYS, BUT

WE'VE GOT A GIG IN TOLEDO TO

GET TO.

SECURITY?

Rex: NOT ANYMORE.

SEBASTIAN'S DONE, AND SO AM I.

DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED

THE ROCK 'N' ROLL LIFESTYLE.

Rex: I'M NOT TOUGH ENOUGH FOR

IT.

I NEED TO GET BACK TO SOMETHING

EASIER, LIKE CITY-SMASHING EVOs

AND CONSPIRACIES TO TAKE OVER

THE WORLD.

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING.

Rex: I THINK I DO.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

BUT I DON'T MISS THIS.

YES, DOC?

DON'T NEED MY EARPLUGS ANYMORE.

I QUIT.

WILL YOU LET ME TELL YOU?

NO, THE EVO THREAT WASN'T JUST

AN EXCUSE.

WELL, I'M COMING BACK!

WILL YOU LET-- DOC!