Original subtitles

[ SIREN WHOOPING ]

[ RUMBLING ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLING ]

BATTLE IS TO BE WAGED BETWEEN

YOUR COURAGE AND MY POWER.

[ GUNSHOTS ]

YOU LOSE.

VALVE, MY FRIEND.

LOVELY DAY FOR A RIOT, DON'T YOU

THINK?

WHAT DO YOU WANT, GATLOCKE?

I WANT LOTS OF THINGS-- A

DOOMSDAY WEAPON...

[ GUNSHOT ]

...MY OWN PRIVATE ISLAND, FOR MY

MOM TO STOP CALLING ME TO FIX

HER COMPUTER.

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT IS TO

GIVE YOU A MESSAGE.

IT'S TIME.

I SUPPOSE I'LL MAKE THE

INTRODUCTIONS.

THE BIKER NEEDS NO

INTRODUCTION.

AND EVERYONE KNOWS HUNTER CAIN.

EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING

TO PLAN.

WE GET ONE MORE THING.

THEN WE GET REX.

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

[ DIALING ]

[ DIAL TONE ]

Rex: SORRY WE'RE LATE.

Bobo: WE'RE NOT LATE.

WE'RE FASHIONABLY EARLY.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK I WAS

ON MY OWN.

I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR HELP, BUT

PROVIDENCE HASN'T ANSWERED.

Six: WHAT SET THIS OFF?

NO IDEA.

ONE MOMENT, EVERYTHING WAS FINE.

THE NEXT MOMENT-- COMPLETE

CHAOS.

Rex: I'M HEADING IN.

I'LL LOCK UP WHEN I'M DONE.

[ GROWLING ]

Rex: DON'T BOTHER GETTING UP.

I'M JUST GONNA KNOCK YOU BACK

DOWN AGAIN.

[ ROARS ]

[ GROWLING ]

Bobo: BACK IN YOUR CAGES, YOU

FILTHY ANIMALS.

[ SCREAMING ]

Rex: HUH? WHAT?

YOU?

IT'S A WHO'S-WHO OF OLD EVOs.

[ GROWLS ]

WHEW!

REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU?!

THREE MEN, ONE OBJECTIVE,

NO RULES.

OH, THIS IS EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

OR IS IT JUST ME?

THE OTHERS ARE SAYING THAT

REX IS HERE.

REX WILL GET HIS WHEN WE'RE

READY.

WATCH YOURSELVES.

THIS ONE'S UNPREDICTABLE.

[ BEEP ]

[ BEEPING ]

[ HINGES CREAK ]

UGH!

[ THUD! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

WE KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, NoFACE.

AND WE CAN GIVE IT TO YOU.

DO WHAT WE SAY.

THEN YOU'LL GET REX.

YOU'LL GET THE CHANCE TO TEAR

REX APART...

PIECE BY PIECE.

NOW WE'RE READY.

[ CROAKS ]

Rex: SO YOU REMEMBER WHO I

AM.

SURPRISED YOU HAVE A BIG ENOUGH

BRAIN FOR THAT.

[ ROAR! ]

[ CROAKS AND GROWLS ]

Rex: THESE CELLS ARE PRETTY

DULL.

LET'S REDECORATE.

[ SIGHS ]

NO WAY I'M LETTING AN EVO GET

ONE OVER ON ME.

ESPECIALLY A BIG, OLD FROG.

[ GROWLS ]

ALMOST OUT.

FREEDOM IS JUST A...

BOTTOMLESS RAVINE AWAY.

THE BIKER BEGS THE QUESTION,

HOW ARE WE GETTING ACROSS?

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT REALLY

HOW "BEGGING THE QUESTION" IS

SUPPOSED TO BE USED.

ONLY KIDDING.

ANYONE WHO GETS WORKED UP OVER

THAT PHRASE NEEDS TO BE SAVAGELY

BEATEN.

THIS WILL OVERRIDE THE

DRAWBRIDGE SYSTEM.

OOH.

NOW, HOW WOULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU

PROCURE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES.

♪ YEAH♪

♪ YE-E-AH♪

♪ WHO-O-A, YEAH♪

[ ALARM BLARING ]

Rex: OKAY, FROG LEGS.

LET'S PUT YOU IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT.

CONFINEMENT.

[ THUD! ]

[ SLAM! ]

BoBo: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT

RUN OVER BY AN OVERSTUFFED

GARBAGE TRUCK.

Rex: FEELS LIKE IT.

THIS IS A PRISON RIOT.

WHERE'S PROVIDENCE?

THEY SHOULD BE ALL OVER THIS.

Six: THEY NEVER RESPONDED

TO ANY CALLS.

Rex: IT'S A SETUP.

PROVIDENCE WANTED THIS

TO HAPPEN.

BUT WHY?

[ BEEP ]

Six: SIX HERE.

GO AHEAD.

Rex: WAIT.

THIS BRIDGE WASN'T DOWN BEFORE.

BoBo: YEAH.

ABOUT THAT.

SOME OF THE PRISONERS ESCAPED

TOGETHER.

GATLOCKE...

Rex: THAT'S BAD.

BoBo: HUNTER CAIN...

Rex: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

BoBo: VALVE.

Rex: THAT'S...

REALLY? VALVE?

BoBo: YEAH. AND NoFACE.

Rex: THOSE FOUR ARE LOOSE?

TOGETHER?

Six: WE'VE GOT A BIGGER

PROBLEM.

Rex: HOW CAN IT BE BIGGER

THAN THIS?

[ EXPLOSION ]

Six: THE EVOs IN THE CITY--

THE ONLY THING KEEPING THEM TAME

ARE THEIR CONTROL COLLARS.

Rex: AND THIS IS A PROBLEM

BECAUSE...?

Six: BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS SHUT

THEM ALL DOWN.

[ GROWLS ]

AAH!

[ ROAR! ]

OH!

[ ROAR! ]

AAH!

[ ROAR!! ]

AAH!

Rex: LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

AAH!

[ ROAR! ]

AAH!

[ GROWLS ]

AAH!

[ ROAR! ]

Both: [ ROAR! ]

[ SHING! ]

AAH!

[ ROAR! ]

BoBo: DUMPSTER DIVING.

CONSIDERING YOU USED TO RIDE

AROUND IN A PURSE, I GUESS

YOU'RE MOVING UP IN THE WORLD.

[ ROAR! ]

BoBo: MANGY MUTT.

Six: ARE YOU INJURED?

Rex: JUST WORN OUT.

IS THIS DAY OVER YET?

[ ROAR! ]

BoBo: OH!

SIGNS POINT TO NO.

[ EXPLOSION ]

Rex: HUH?

THAT CAME FROM THE TRACK.

CAN YOU HANDLE THINGS HERE?

BoBo: ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

OUT.

Rex: VALVE.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

THOSE NANITE SUPERCHARGERS YOU

KEEP USING ARE BAD FOR YOUR

HEALTH.

IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE MORE

CONCERNED WITH YOUR OWN

SHORT-TERM HEALTH.

Rex: PLEASE.

LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY

ABOUT FROM YOU.

THE OTHER THREE-- THEY'RE

DANGEROUS.

YOU-- YOU'RE JUST COMEDY

RELIEF.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

I AM NOT COMEDY RELIEF!

[ ENGINE REVS ]

Rex: WELL, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY,

THAT'S FOR SURE.

LIKE THE ROAD THAT CONTINUES

ON, SO MUST A BIKER.

[ BEEPING ]

Rex: WHERE DID HE GO SO--

EW!

STEP AWAY FROM MY TACOS,

COCKROACH!

HUH?

YOU RUNNING AWAY?

I'LL GIVE YOU THIS MUCH, VALVE.

MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING SMARTER.

UNLIKE YOU.

Rex: I PUT YOU AWAY ONCE,

NoFACE.

I'LL DO IT AGAIN.

THE ONE WHO MAKES MACHINES,

THE ONE WHO WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

FOR.

[ GRUNTS ]

HUH?

FIGURES YOU'D TRY TO SHOOT

A GUY IN THE BACK.

ALL I SEE IS A FILTHY EVO.

Rex: OKAY, FIRST OFF, THAT

LINE IS TIRED.

SECOND OFF, LAST TIME I CHECKED,

YOU'RE TEAMING UP WITH ONE.

WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU AN

EVO-LOVER?

ALL THIS HIDE-AND-SEEK IS

WEARING ME DOWN.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AAH!

[ ROAR! ]

[ PEOPLE SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]

Rex: OHH.

FIGURES.

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

LEAVING SO SOON?

THAT'S NOT GOING TO IMPRESS

THE HIRING COMMITTEE.

NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE

HERE.

"HONOR ROLL, A/V CLUB." UGH.

"GLEE CLUB." [ SCOFFS ]

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BRUTALLY

HONEST WITH YOU.

YOU'RE PERFECT FOR MY GANG!

CAN YOU SING SOPRANO?

MY LAST SOPRANO DROVE HIS

MOTORCYCLE OFF A CLIFF.

HE SURVIVED, BUT HIS VOICE WAS

NEVER THE SAME.

BY THE WAY, CAN YOU FLY?

THIS IS QUITE THE SURPRISE.

I'M WILLING TO HIRE YOU, REX,

BUT YOU BETTER HAVE SOME

EXCELLENT REFERENCES.

Rex: BACK TO PRISON,

GATLOCKE.

THEN CONSIDER THE OFFER RESCINDED.

RESCINDED.

YOU COULD BE A VALUED MEMBER

OF MY GANG.

IT'S A TOUGH JOB MARKET OUT

THERE, YOU KNOW?

Rex: I'D NEVER WORK FOR YOU.

WELL, NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE,

YOU WOULDN'T.

WELCOME TO MY GANG.

YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO DESTROY

REX-- THAT GUY RIGHT THERE.

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

YOUR SECOND TASK IS TO

COMPLETE HARASSMENT TRAINING.

I TEACH THE CLASS.

THIS PAMPHLET EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]

Rex: NO, NO, NO!

Dr. Holiday: Rex, come in.

What's happening?

Rex: ONE REALLY BAD DAY.

Dr. Holiday: THE NANITE

READINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS.

Rex: No surprise.

I've been fighting and curing

Evos nonstop.

Dr. Holiday: WE NEED

TO OFFLOAD YOUR NANITES

IMMEDIATELY.

Rex: NOW?

DOC, MY FOUR WORST ENEMIES ARE

STILL ON THE LOOSE.

WELL, MY THREE WORST ENEMIES

AND VALVE.

PLUS, THE CITY'S IN CHAOS.

AND WHERE IN THE WORLD IS

PROVIDENCE?

HOW COME THEY'RE NOT HERE

DEALING WITH THIS?

Dr. Holiday: SIX AND BOBO CAN

MOP UP THE LAST FEW EVOs.

YOU HAVE TO OFFLOAD.

Rex: OKAY, FINE.

WE BETTER MAKE IT FAST.

Dr. Holiday: YOU'LL BE LOCKED

IN THE CHAMBER FOR ONE HOUR.

Rex: JUST DO IT, DOC.

Dr. Holiday: THIS COULD BE

A LONG 60 MINUTES.

ACCORDING TO THE TRACKING

BUG, REX IS INSIDE.

GENTLEMAN, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE

BEEN WAITING FOR.

IT'S TIME FOR REX TO DIE.

Dr. Holiday: THEY FOLLOWED

HIM.

[ BEEPING ]

AFTER WE KILL REX, WE SHOULD

WORK TOGETHER AND FORM A TEAM.

CALL OURSELVES...

GATLOCKE AND THE KITTY CATS.

SILENCE YOUR MOUTH OR THE

BIKER WILL SILENCE IT FOR YOU.

OH, VALVE.

YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE ANGRY,

BUT DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE

A KITTY CAT.

THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE.

YOU'RE QUITE FEISTY.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED

A CAREER IN THE FAST-GROWING

FIELD OF POST-APOCALYPTIC GANGS?

SHE HAS SPIRIT.

VALVE THE BIKER WILL SEE THAT

SPIRIT CRUSHED.

YOU'RE GATLOCKE'S FAVORITE

KITTY CAT.

HMM. RRR.

DON'T FOLLOW HER.

SHE'S TRYING TO LEAD US AWAY

FROM REX.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

REX IS CLOSE-BY.

REX'S CHAMBER...

WITH FIVE MINUTES TO SPARE.

MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME.

I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WE'D

AGREED TO TAKE REX OUT TOGETHER.

I'M CHANGING THE TERMS OF

THE DEAL.

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT,

FEEL FREE TO STAND RIGHT WHERE

YOU ARE.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

THIS.

[ THUD! ]

REX!

EMPTY?

OR A TRICK OF THE MIND?

Rex: ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?

THEN AGAIN, THAT TRACKING BUG

YOU STUCK ON ME WAS OBVIOUS,

TOO.

AND THE FAKE COUNTDOWN?

OBVIOUS.

IT ONLY TOOK ME 30 MINUTES

TO OFFLOAD MY NANITES.

YOU WANTED TO RUN ME RAGGED

SO YOU COULD GET ME.

INSTEAD, HERE YOU ARE ALL IN ONE

PLACE.

GOTCHA!

[ ENGINE REVS ]

UGHH!

Rex: UGHHHH!

[ ENGINE REVS ]

I STILL DON'T GET WHY YOU

ENLISTED VALVE.

I MEAN, HE'S REALLY A

THIRD-STRING BAD GUY.

VALVE IS THE BIKER.

A BIKER IS DANGEROUS.

Rex: HMM. YEAH.

NO.

RRRR!

Rex: SO PREDICTABLE.

LIKE A THIRD-STRING BAD GUY.

AAAAH!

I HAVE A HORRIBLE SNEAKING

SUSPICION THAT HE'S WINNING.

THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.

A KIND WORD WILL GET YOU MUCH FURTHER.

FURTHER.

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

UGHHH!

OH! OH!

OH HO HO! OUCH!

MY BACK! MY FRONT AND MY BACK!

OHH!

THIS IS TOTAL, TOTAL AGONY!

[ GASPS ]

[ Calmly ] I'M OKAY.

REALLY. I'M FINE.

YOU'RE LUCKY.

I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

BUT YOU'RE ONLY DELAYING

THE INEVITABLE.

YOU CAN'T BEAT US ALL.

Rex: I NEVER INTENDED TO.

THIS OFFLOAD FACILITY?

I REPROGRAMMED IT.

MY SURPLUS NANITES AREN'T BEING

STORED.

THEY'RE POWERING THE SHIELDS.

IT'S A TRAP!

Rex: HAVE FUN KEEPING EACH

OTHER COMPANY.

BoBo: WHAT A DAY.

Rex: YOU KNOW, NONE OF THIS

WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF

PROVIDENCE HADN'T RELEASED

THE CONVICTS AND TURNED OUT

ALL THOSE EVOs.

Dr. Holiday: THEY DID THAT

TO KEEP YOU BUSY.

Rex: KEEP ME BUSY FROM WHAT?

Dr. Holiday: THE NANITE

PROJECT.

WE JUST FOUND OUT.

WHILE WE DEALT WITH THE EVOs,

BLACK KNIGHT GOT HER HANDS ON

ANOTHER MASTER CONTROL NANITE. Rex: THEN IT'S TIME.