Original subtitles

[ CRASH ]

Rex: WH-O-O-O-OA!

UNH!

UGH!

[ EVO ROARS ]

[ SIGHS ]

Six: BE CAREFUL, REX.

Rex: I'M TOUCHED BY YOUR

CONCERN, SIX.

Six: IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

WE DON'T HAVE PROVIDENCE TO PICK

UP THE TAB ANYMORE.

YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.

[ CRASH, RUMBLING ]

Rex: [ GROWLS ]

[ EVO GROANS ]

I'M SAVING THE DAY HERE.

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO--

SUE ME?

OH, COME ON!

IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

THE WHOLE BUILDING WAS MADE OF

GLASS!

[ Hispanic accent ] GLASS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Rex: I'M...NOT TALKING ABOUT

ANYTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MR. SALAZAR, I'M AN ASSOCIATE

AT THE STATESIDE BRANCH OF

THE ARGENTINEAN FIRM

GOMEZ AND GOMEZ.

AND TODAY, SIR, IS YOUR LUCKY

DAY!

Rex: WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S YOURS!

* SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

* SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

Noah: NO WAY!

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?

Rex: I KNOW!

ACCORDING TO THE LAWYER GUY,

THIS RANCHO IN ARGENTINA'S BEEN

IN MY FAMILY FOREVER.

AND EVER SINCE MY PARENTS DIED

IN THE EVENT, THOSE LAWYERS HAVE

BEEN TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THE

HEIR.

AND GUESS WHO THAT IS.

Noah: YOU AND YOUR BROTHER?

Rex: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

HIM TOO.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

[ Speed-dialing ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

Caesar: NOT A GOOD TIME, REX.

Rex: DUDE, IT'S NEVER A GOOD

TIME, BUT YOU GOT TO--

[ Explosion ]

[ EVO growls, roars ]

Rex: O...KAY, SO MAYBE THIS

REALLY ISN'T A GOOD TIME, BUT

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[ CRASH ]

I was being chased by a lawyer.

[ MAN SCREAMS, EVO GROWLS ]

No, I wasn't being sued this

time.

But you'll never guess what

he--

Caesar: IS THIS ABOUT THE

RANCHO?

Rex: YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?

Caesar: THOSE LAWYERS HAVE

LEFT ME A DOZEN MESSAGES.

Rex: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

CAESAR, I NEVER EVEN KNEW WE HAD

THIS PLACE!

THERE MIGHT BE PHOTO ALBUMS,

HOME MOVIES--

I don't know-- maybe even an

old teddy bear or something.

Caesar: YOU NEVER HAD A TEDDY

BEAR.

Rex: See, the fact that you

know that and I don't-- that's

why we need to go down there.

CLEAR!

[ EVO GROWLING ]

Caesar: I CAN'T, REX.

MY WORK'S ALREADY BEEN

INTERRUPTED ONCE TODAY.

ALTHOUGH...NOW THAT YOU MENTION

THE RANCH, IT DOES BRING BACK

SOME MEMORIES.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

Rex: REALLY? LIKE WHAT?

Caesar: THERE WAS AN

EXPERIMENT I REMEMBER MOM AND

DAD RUNNING.

IF YOU COULD FIND THE NOTES, IT

MIGHT SAVE SOME TIME ON THE WORK

I'M DOING NOW.

Rex: Notes?

Come on.

Isn't family more important

than--

[ Dial tone ]

GUESS NOT.

[ SIGHS ]

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL

BROTHER?

KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COWS?

[ NET SWISHES, BALL BOUNCES ]

THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME.

THIS IS REALLY A FAMILY THING,

BUT MY BROTHER IS, WELL...MY

BROTHER.

Noah: ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M PSYCHED!

I'VE BEEN KILLING MYSELF TRYING

TO FIND A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR

CLAIRE.

A VACATION AT MY BEST FRIEND'S

AWESOME ANCESTRAL ESTATE?

WHAT OTHER GUY COULD OFFER HER

THAT?

Rex: Okay, but then why bring

Annie?

UM, THIS JUST KIND OF BROKE

OFF.

[ ALARM BEEPING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

Noah: AAAAAAH!

Rex: [ GRUNTING ]

I SURE HOPE THIS ISN'T INCLUDED

IN SIX'S "YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY

IT" POLICY.

SORRY.

Rex: NO PROBLEM.

WE'RE HERE.

ARE...YOU SURE THIS IS THE

PLACE?

Rex: WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I JUST GOT HERE.

[ DOORS CREAK ]

[ GASPS ]

OKAY, THAT WAS ME.

[ DOORS CLOSE ]

Rex: I GUESS THIS MUST BE

MY...FAMILY.

LOOKS LIKE YOU-- BUT WITH A

'STACHE.

I LIKE YOU WITH A 'STACHE.

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

HEY, THERE ARE CHICKENS IN

HERE!

[ CHICKENS SQUAWK ]

AND LLAMAS!

[ LLAMA BLEATS ]

Noah: CHICKENS, LLAMAS...

AND A FUNNY-LOOKING BULL.

[ SNORTS ]

Noah: I-I-I TAKE IT BACK!

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY-LOOKING!

THIS PLACE IS DURANGO'S!

Rex: WELL, ACTUALLY--

NO FANCY TALK!

JUST GO!

Rex: UGH!

OKAY, NUMBER ONE, HOW IS

"ACTUALLY" FANCY TALK?

NUMBER TWO, I DON'T KNOW WHO

DURANGO IS, BUT THIS FARM ISN'T

HIS.

AND NUMBER THREE--

[ GRUNTS ]

Rex: UGH! UGH!

ALL RIGHT, THERE'S NO

MISUNDERSTANDING THE

INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE OF

GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

SO READ MY FIST-- GET OUT OF MY

HOUSE!

[ CRASH ]

DURANGO WILL NOT BE HAPPY!

Rex: OKAY, DON'T KNOW WHO

THAT GUY WAS, BUT PROBLEM

SOLVED.

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

Noah: UH, YOU THINK?

[ DONKEY BRAYS ]

AAH!

[ CHICKENS SQUAWK ]

[ LLAMA CHOMPS ]

Rex: [ GROANS ]

Durango: CALMATE, CHIQUITO.

YOU ARE MY BROTHER.

I WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING TO HURT

MI HERMANO.

UNLESS YOU FORCE ME TO.

I CANNOT LOSE THAT TRACT OF

LAND.

WITHOUT ITS RIGHT OF WAY, I WILL

LOSE MY CLAIM ON THE REST OF THE

COUNTY.

BUT NEVER MIND.

THEY WILL LEARN-- WHEN YOU MESS

WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE

HORNS.

[ LLAMA BLEATS ]

Rex: OHHH!

UGH!

Noah: A CHICKEN JUST TRIED TO

POOP ON MY SHOE!

Rex: I THINK I CAN TOP YOU

THERE.

Noah: NO OFFENSE, BUT WHEN I

ASKED CLAIRE TO COME HERE, THIS

WASN'T WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.

Rex: WELL, ME EITHER.

I MEAN, I WAS THINKING I'D

FIND...I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

BUT EVERYTHING IN THIS PLACE HAS

BEEN SMASHED OR STOLEN.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

MAYBE THIS WHOLE FAMILY THING

ISN'T FOR ME.

[ CHICKEN CLUCKING ]

Noah: [ GASPS ]

THAT'S THE ONE!

PLEASE, NOAH.

IT JUST NEEDED A LITTLE HELP

LAYING AN EGG.

Rex: [ Chuckling ] WHAT, DID

YOU GROW UP ON A FARM IN KANSAS?

AN APARTMENT IN CHICAGO--

WHICH IS WHERE I LEARNED TO

DOWNLOAD VIDEOS ONTO MY PHONE.

WHEN CARING FOR AN

EGG-BEARING HEN, REMEMBER TO...

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HOLA? QUIEN ESTA AQUí?

Rex: UH...HELLO?

SO, YOU ARE THE AMERICANS?

I AM SEÑOR MUCHADO-- THE JUEZ.

THAT'S LIKE A JUDGE?

Sí.

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, I

AM THE LAW IN THIS COUNTY--

WHICH IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE

WITH HIM.

Rex: GOOD, BECAUSE I

DEFINITELY WANT TO PRESS

CHARGES.

YOU MISUNDERSTAND.

I AM HERE BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE

YOU CAUSED FOR CHIQUITO.

Rex: CHIQUITO?

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOUR MOM MUST HAVE SOME SENSE OF

HUMOR TO NAME YOU "TINY."

[ GROWLS ]

CHIQUITO'S BROTHER IS

SEÑOR DURANGO.

HE CONTROLS MOST OF THE LAND IN

THIS COUNTY, INCLUDING THIS

HACIENDA.

AT SEÑOR DURANGO'S REQUEST, I

HAVE PREPARED A LEGAL ORDER

COMPELLING YOU TO VACATE.

BUT THIS IS REX'S FARM.

YEAH, HE'S GOT A DEED AND

EVERYTHING.

THIS MIGHT HAVE SOME

BEARING-- IF YOU WERE A

SALAZAR.

Rex: WELL, WE'RE IN LUCK.

I AM.

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

YOU MAY BE A SALAZAR, BUT BY

OUR LAW, THIS LAND HAS BEEN

DEEMED ABANDONED, AND

SEÑOR DURANGO HAS CLAIMED IT.

Rex: SORRY.

BEEN SORT OF BUSY SAVING THE

WORLD AND STUFF.

BUT I'M HERE NOW, SO CONSIDER

HIS CLAIM UNCLAIMED, THEN

RECLAIMED BY ME.

IT IS NOT SO SIMPLE.

YOU WOULD HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE

YOU ARE ACTIVELY MAINTAINING THE

RANCH.

THAT MEANS SHEARING AND FEEDING

THE ANIMALS, BRINGING YOUR BULLS

TO MARKET...

Rex: TO MARKET?

WHAT, LIKE A...CATTLE DRIVE?

NO PROBLEM.

WE CAN TOTALLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO

DO THAT.

A RANCH THIS SIZE REQUIRES AT

LEAST A DOZEN HIRED MEN.

Rex: OKAY, JUST...UH...

NO ONE WITHIN 100 KILOMETERS

WILL HELP YOU CROSS

SEÑOR DURANGO.

IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL DO IT

ALONE.

AND YOU WILL FAIL.

WELL, THAT GUY WAS KIND OF A

JERK.

YEAH.

SO, LET'S GET TO WORK.

Noah: HOW?

EVERYTHING HERE IS BROKEN.

UH, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUSE?

Rex: YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO

DO THIS.

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND WOULD

WALK AWAY NOW?

Noah: UH...YEAH!

NO WAY YOU COULD STOP ME FROM

HELPING TAKE CARE OF THESE

TOTALLY NOT-GROSS ANIMALS.

Rex: REALLY?

Noah: WELL, I'M SMILING LIKE

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN, AREN'T I?

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

I CAN DO THIS!

I CAN'T DO THIS.

...UNTIL I'VE DONE MY MILKING

WARM-UP.

UGH.

HOLD THIS.

WITH YOUR HEAD RESTING ON

HER FLANK, GENTLY GRASP THE

UDDER WITH THE PALM OF YOUR

HAND.

[ COW LOWS ]

Noah: AAH!

[ GIGGLES ]

I THINK SHE LIKES YOU.

Noah: UGH!

Rex: [ GRUNTING ]

[ BULL LOWS ]

THIS IS YOUR HOME.

GET IN YOUR HOME!

[ BULL LOWS ANGRILY ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ ZIP! ]

WHOA!

[ CRASH! ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ ZIP! ]

[ MOTORS WHIRRING ]

[ BULL SNORTS ]

AAAH!

AAH!

[ BULL LOWS ]

[ SQUISH! ]

UGH! THIS IS HOPELESS!

THIS FARM ONLY HAS ONE BULL, AND

I CAN'T EVEN GET IT INTO THE

BARN.

[ BULL LOWS ]

AND THIS...BETTER JUST BE MUD.

HANG ON! I'LL HELP YOU!

[ GASPS ]

Rex: NO! DON'T!

Noah: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

WHAT IS IT? A STORM CELLAR?

Noah: LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF

LAB.

Rex: FIGURES.

MY MOM AND DAD WERE CAESAR'S

PARENTS, TOO.

OF COURSE THEY'D FIND A WAY TO

TAKE WORK HOME WITH THEM.

PROBABLY WHERE THOSE NOTES

CAESAR WANTED ARE.

MIGHT AS WELL GRAB THEM BEFORE

THE JUDGE KICKS US OUT.

WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

I THINK WE'RE DOING A PRETTY

GOOD JOB TAKING CARE OF THE--

UH, GUYS...

[ RUMBLING ]

[ ROOSTER CROWS, DONKEYS BRAY ]

[ DONKEY BRAYS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ DONKEY BRAYING ]

WAIT-- DONKEYS EAT HAY, DON'T

THEY?

MAYBE WE CAN USE IT TO LURE THEM

BACK INTO THE BARN.

I GOT IT!

UGH!

[ RUMBLING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ DONKEYS BRAYING ]

Noah: WELL, ON THE PLUS SIDE,

AT LEAST WE NOW KNOW FOR SURE

THAT DONKEYS DO EAT HAY.

[ BEEP ]

[ BEEPING ]

[ VCR WHIRRING ]

[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING ]

ONE DAY, THESE THINGS ARE

GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, AND

YOU'LL BE THERE TO SEE IT.

[ Chuckling ] CAESAR, PLEASE,

MI HIJO.

STOP WORKING FOR A MINUTE AND

HOLD THE CAMERA.

Caesar: OKAY! OKAY!

[ STATIC ]

[ LLAMAS BLEATING, DONKEYS

BRAYING ]

[ SNIFFS ]

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Noah: WHICH ONE?

EVERYTHING HERE SMELLS.

NO, IT SMELLS LIKE...

...SMOKE!

REX!

THE STRAW CAUGHT ON FIRE, AND

IT EXPLODED!

[ GROWLS ]

HERMANO! NO!

OOMPH!

Durango: WHAT WERE YOU

THINKING?

I TOLD YOU TO SMOKE THEM OUT,

NOT BURN THE LAND!

THIS IS MY LAND!

IF YOU WEREN'T MY BROTHER...

[ GROWLS ]

BUT YOU ARE.

COME HERE.

[ HISSING ]

Rex: SO, YOU MUST BE THE

BROTHER.

HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING SOME

KIND OF WEIRD TENDER MOMENT.

Durango: SOY DURANGO.

AND I HOPE THERE IS STILL A

CHANCE WE CAN REACH A REASONABLE

AGREEMENT.

SO, THEN YOU'LL LET REX KEEP

THE FARM?

WE PLAYED BY THE RULES.

Durango: AROUND HERE, I MAKE

THE RULES.

BUT THE JUDGE SAID--

Durango: THE JUDGE WORKS FOR

ME.

NOW, PLEASE, I'M GIVING YOU ONE

LAST CHANCE TO LEAVE.

Noah: OKAY, SURE!

OH, WAIT-- THAT'S RIGHT.

YOUR FIRE BLEW UP WHAT WAS LEFT

OF OUR PLANE!

Rex: UH, LET ME HANDLE THE

TRASH-TALKING WITH THE

20-FOOT-TALL MONSTER EVO, OKAY?

LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!

THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY BROTHER!

Durango: THAT IS WHY YOU WILL

LOSE YOUR FARM.

WITHOUT FAMILY, A MAN IS

NOTHING.

AFTER ALL, WHAT IS THIS LAND TO

THEM?

Rex: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

THIS PLACE IS TO ME.

I CAME HERE HOPING TO FIND OUT

MORE ABOUT WHO MY FAMILY IS.

AND I DID.

SO, YOU'RE GOING TO STOP

THREATENING THEM-- AND ME--

AND GET OFF MY LAND.

Durango: [ SNARLS ]

Rex: OKAY.

HERE'S THE PLAN-- STAY BEHIND

ME!

WHOA!

UGH!

Noah: WELL, THERE GOES THAT

PLAN.

Durango: HURT THEM.

YOU CAN DO THAT, CAN'T YOU?

W-WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

THE ONLY ONE OF US WITH

POWERS JUST GOT KICKED TO THE

CURB.

Noah: THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT

YOU MEAN BY "POWERS."

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ MUFFLED GRUNTING ]

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

NOT A GOOD TIME, CAESAR.

Caesar: I JUST WANTED TO TELL

YOU-- FORGET ABOUT THOSE NOTES.

I REALIZED THAT'S NOT WHAT'S

IMPORTANT ABOUT YOU GOING DOWN

THERE.

Durango: [ SNARLS ]

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

WOW, CAESAR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME AROUND.

Caesar: I JUST REALIZED--

THE REALLY IMPORTANT THING IS,

IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND A

THERMO-CHRONOMETER I REMEMBER

HAVING DOWN THERE, IT WOULD SAVE

ME FROM ORDERING ONE.

[ STATIC ]

[ SNARLS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ SNARLS, ROARS ]

UGH!

[ SNORTS ]

Noah: THIS MORNING, I ALMOST

HAD TO TOUCH A COW'S UNDERPARTS.

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ME WORSE

THAN THAT?

BRING IT.

[ SNARLS ]

[ ROARS ]

UGH!

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT TO

HAPPEN.

W DID.

[ MOOING, CRASHING, HONKING ]

Rex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

UGH!

[ TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! ]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Durango: OOMPH!

[ LOWS ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ CRASH! ]

Rex: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

Durango: [ LOWS ]

[ SNORTS ]

[ CRASH! CRASH! ]

Rex: AAAAAAAAH!

[ YOINK! STRETCH! ]

[ ZIP! ]

[ POINK! ]

Durango: [ GROWLS ]

[ ENGINE REVS ]

[ GROWLS ]

Rex: TRUST ME-- MY BROTHER'S

LET ME DOWN WAY WORSE.

BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

HE'S MY BROTHER.

[ BELLS TOLLING ]

Durango: IT IS OVER.

Rex: NICE EGO THERE, BUT I'VE

BEEN HIT A LOT HARDER.

Durango: [ SPITS ]

THOSE BELLS SIGNAL THE MARKET IS

ENDING SOON.

I CAN SEE YOU HAVE YET TO HERD

YOUR CATTLE THERE.

Rex: OH, COME ON!

THE ONE CATTLE I'VE GOT DOESN'T

EVEN MOVE!

Durango: IF YOU DO NOT HAVE

YOUR CATTLE TO MARKET BEFORE IT

ENDS, YOU WILL HAVE FAILED TO

FULFILL YOUR DEED, AND THIS LAND

WILL BE MINE.

Rex: THEN I GUESS I DON'T

HAVE ANY TIME TO WASTE TALKING

ABOUT IT.

[ BULL LOWS ]

COME ON. COME HERE.

Rex: FORGET IT. I GOT THIS.

[ BULL GROANS ]

[ ENGINE REVS ]

WHOO-HOO! YES! GO, REX!

Rex: [ GRUNTING ]

WHERE'S DURANGO?

Rex: OWW!

COME ON!

YOU DON'T MOVE THE WHOLE TIME,

AND N YOU CAN'T STAY STILL?

Durango: [ GRUNTING ]

Noah: WHAT IS THIS, A

WESTERN?

[ DONKEY BRAYS ]

YOU'RE ACTUALLY TRYING TO STOP

HIM WITH A ROCKSLIDE?

Durango: YOU? HERE?

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

[ CELLPHONE CLICKS ]

DONKEYS CAN BE RIDDEN

SURPRISINGLY FAST IF YOU...

Noah: COME ON! JUST GIVE UP!

THE FARM BELONGS TO REX.

AND I REALLY WANT TO GET OFF

THIS THING.

Durango: YOU THINK I'M AFRAID

OF YO [SCOFFS] BOY?

OH, IT'S NOT THE BOY YOU

SHOULD BE AFRAID OF.

OOPS.

[ RUMBLING ]

[ RUMBLING ]

[ ALL GASP ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

Durango: [ GRUNTING ]

[ BULL LOWS ]

[ HOOFBEATS ]

[ BULL SNORTS ANGRILY ]

UGH!

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

Rex: [ PANTING ]

WE SHEARED THE LLAMAS, WE MILKED

THE COWS, I GOT THE BULL TO

TOWN.

WE DID EVERYTHING IN THE DEED.

Sí, Sí.

BUT, MORE IMPORTANT, YOU FACED

DURANGO AND WON!

[ CROWD CHEERS ]

ONCE THE OTHER RANCHERS HEAR OF

THIS, THEY WON'T BE AFRAID.

YOU HAVE BROKEN DURANGO'S HOLD

ON OUR LANDS.

Rex: WAIT-- YOU'RE...HAPPY

ABOUT THAT?

OF COURSE.

I TOLD YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD

TO DO TO LEGALLY GAIN CONTROL OF

THE LAND, DIDN'T I?

Rex: HUH. I GUESS YOU DID.

WOW!

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW PERFECT THIS

ALL WORKED OUT?

Noah: YEAH, UH, SO, MAYBE WE

SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE

WEAR OUT OUR WELCOME.

Rex: THERE'S JUST ONE THING I

WANT TO DO FIRST.