Original subtitles

Noah: YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA

BE FUN.

YOU SAID THERE'D BE HOT GIRLS,

GREAT BANDS.

Rex: IT WAS AN HONEST

MISTAKE.

THEY CALLED IT THE WORLD'S

LARGEST BRITISH ROCK FESTIVAL.

Noah: YEAH, BECAUSE IT WAS A

CONVENTION FOR ENGLISH

GEOLOGISTS!

Rex: OKAY, YES, MAYBE WE DID

JUST DRIVE TWO DAYS FOR SOME

BORING SCIENCE CONFERENCE

BECAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ

PAST THE FIRST PARAGRAPH OF THE

WEBSITE.

BUT WE DID GET SOME COOL FREE

SCHWAG.

LOOK!

Noah: I'VE SEEN IT.

IT'S A PILE OF ROCKS!

Rex: NO, LOOK!

HEY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Rex: PULL OVER.

Noah: YOU KNOW THAT GUY?

Rex: NOPE.

BUT I KNOW AN OPPORTUNITY TO

TWEAK THE BLACK KNIGHT WHEN I

SEE ONE.

Noah: NO WAY.

I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN TWO DAYS.

YOU REAL HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN

TWO DAYS.

THIS CAR IS NOT STOPPING UNTIL

WE GET HOME.

[ ENGINE BACKFIRES ]

[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]

[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]

REAL MATURE.

Rex: JUST GIVE ME FIVE

MINUTES.

I'LL GRAB HIM BEFORE THEY EVEN

NOTICE.

[ CAR DOOR SLAMS ]

THINK OF IT THIS WAY.

AT LEAST SOMETHING FUN WILL COME

OUT OF THIS TRIP.

[ INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]

[ BEEPING ]

Shh.

I don't understand what

you're saying, guy.

[ GUNS COCK ]

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

JUST TAKE A STEP BACK, REX.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

MESSING WITH HERE.

Rex: YEAH, WELL, YOU DO KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH!

THIS!

HUH?

[ GRUNTING ]

HEY!

WHO'S MESSING WITH THIS?

ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD TO

THAT SMACK TALK?

Rex: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

* SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

* SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

LET'S GO.

Rex: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU

DID TO MY POWERS, BUT I'D KEEP

THE HANDS OFF THE JACKET, IF I

WERE YOU.

[ GUNS COCKING ]

UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT, TAKE THE

JACKET.

THINKING ABOUT A NEW ONE ANYWAY.

WE'RE GONNA BRING HIM WITH

US?

HE'S HARMLESS AS LONG AS

WE'VE GOT FEAKINS.

Rex: WHAT'S A FEAKIN?

Noah: COME ON, REX.

YOU GONNA STAND THERE ALL NIGHT

GETTING HUGS FROM YOUR OLD

PROVIDENCE BUDDIES?

[ HORN HONKS ]

[ GUNS COCKING ]

Rex: NO, DON'T!

OR, UH, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE

AGENT SIX OVER THERE EVEN MORE

MAD THAN HE ALREADY IS.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ GRUNTS ]

MOVE!

AAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GUY?!

[ HORN BLARES ]

Noah: SO WHAT'S--

Rex: DRIVE! DRIVE!

Noah: AAH!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHO IS HE?!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

Rex: WHO ARE YOU?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE A

MILKSHAKE?

PULL OVER!

[ BANG ]

[ ALL GRUNT ]

Noah: YOU WANT TO GET THEM TO

STOP THAT?

WHAT HAPPENED?

Rex: LET ME GUESS.

YOU'RE FEAKINS.

YEAH, AND I AM VERY QUEASY

BACK HERE!

IF WE DON'T GET ME A MILKSHAKE,

IT'S NOT GONNA BE MY FAULT IF MY

LUNCH ENDS UP ALL OVER THIS VERY

NICE LEATHER SEAT!

Rex: SOMEHOW HE'S FRITZING

OUT MY POWERS.

IT'S LIKE THERE'S A DEADZONE

AROUND HIM.

Noah: YOU TALKING ABOUT

NANITES OR HIS PERSONALITY?

NO MORE WARNINGS.

PULL OVER!

Noah: WHOA!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Both: WHOA!

WHOA!

Noah: [ GASPS ]

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Noah: YES, WE ARE!

THIS IS A '77!

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS

ANYMORE!

WHOO-HOO!

AAH!

[ GASPS ]

THAT WAS A '77!

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE!

MY GRANDDAD'S GONNA KILL ME!

Rex: LOOKS LIKE HE'LL HAVE TO

WAIT IN LINE.

[ GASPS ]

HOW GREAT IS THIS?!

YOU GUYS WERE AT THE CONVENTION,

TOO?

Rex: COME ON!

IF WE GET OUT OF HERE NOW,

THEY'LL SPEND THE NEXT COUPLE

HOURS LOOKING FOR THE CAR BEFORE

THEY FIGURE OUT WHERE IT WENT.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE

GEOLOGICAL ERA?

I'M A PROTEROZOIC MAN.

OF COURSE, THE HADEAN HAS ITS

MERITS, TOO.

Noah: YOU COULDN'T TAKE FIVE

MINUTES TO READ THE WHOLE

WEBSITE?

[ WHIRRING ]

OH!

[ CHICKS CHIRPING ]

AAH!

Noah: THANK YOU!

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GLAD WE ARE

YOU'RE OPEN.

I JUST WANT TO GET CLEANED UP

AND GET SOME SLEEP.

HOLD ON!

PARDON ME, BUT WHAT KIND OF ROOM

SERVICE DOES THIS ESTABLISHMENT

OFFER?

WHAT IF I WANT A MILKSHAKE?

Rex: AND THAT KIND OF BRINGS

YOU UP TO DATE, DOC.

Dr. Holiday: WELL, THAT

EXPLAINS WHY YOU SUDDENLY

DROPPED OF MY TRACKING GRID.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, THE DEADZONE

FEAKINS CREATES MEANS THE

BLACK KNIGHT CAN'T USE YOUR

NANITES TO TRACK YOU EITHER.

Rex: NOW THAT FEAKINS ISN'T

RIGHT NEXT TO ME, IT'S NOT AS

BAD.

I CAN STILL FEEL THEM.

IT'S JUST THAT THEY FEEL ALL

FUZZY.

I bet if I put some distance

between us, my powers would

bounce right back.

Dr. Holiday: YOU CANNOT LET

HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, REX.

DON'T YOU SEE WHY BLACK KNIGHT

WANTS HIM?

HE'S THE ULTIMATE INSURANCE

AGAINST ANY EVO.

Rex: NOT JUST ANY.

ME.

Dr. Holiday: YOU'VE GOT TO

HANG ON TO HIM.

I'M ON MY WAY TO YOU NOW.

Rex: HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT

ME.

I-I MAY NOT HAVE MY POWERS, BUT

I'VE GOT NOAH.

WE CAN HANDLE THINGS UNTIL YOU

GET HERE.

Dr. Holiday: JUST STAY PUT

AND DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO

YOURSELF.

I KNOW THIS IS YOUR MOTEL!

BUT JUDGING BY YOUR OFFICE, YOU

AND ME GOT A DIFFERENT IDEA OF

WHAT "CLEAN" MEANS!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY!

Rex: YEAH, THAT LAST PART

MIGHT BE A PROBLEM, DOC.

[ AEROSOL SPRAYING ]

OH.

OKAY IF YOU GUYS TAKE THIS BED?

Noah: PROVIDENCE WE CAN DEAL

WITH.

IT'S HIM I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

Black Knight: SPEAK.

We lost them.

Black Knight: I WANT EVERY

ASSET WE HAVE IN THE STATE

MOBILIZED.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

FIND THEM!

Noah: NO WAY!

YOU PICKED OUT THIS DISGUISE.

YOU WEAR IT.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MADE OF

ACRYLIC!

YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A RELAPSE OF

MY ECZEMA?

'CAUSE IT WON'T BE PRETTY!

I GET ALL FLAKY!

Rex: GUYS, THE WHOLE POINT OF

THE DISGUISES IS TO NOT ATTRACT

ATTENTION.

Noah: FINE!

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE

MATURE ONE?

Rex: COME ON.

WE'VE ONLY GOT A COUPLE HOURS TO

GET TO OUR NEW RENDEZVOUS WITH

HOLIDAY.

Rex: AREN'T YOU GOING TO

DEMAND A MILKSHAKE?

THANKS, GUY.

Noah: WHAT?!

ALL YOU'VE DONE IS MOAN ABOUT

MILKSHAKES.

BECAUSE WE WERE IN A CAR.

I DON'T GET AIRSICK.

SO WHY WOULD I NEED A MILKSHAKE?

BUT IF THERE'S A DECENT SUSHI

BAR NEARBY...

Noah: [ GROANS ]

Rex: WAIT.

[ SNEEZES ]

WHAT?

I SAID I WAS ALLERGIC TO

ACRYLIC!

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

HANG ON!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHOA.

YOU GOT TO STOP THIS THING.

Noah: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING

ME!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GOT A

DELICATE STOMACH!

Rex: UGH!

THIS ISN'T EVEN REALLY A CAR!

[ GRUNTS ]

OH!

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

THOSE TWO AGENTS ON THE PLANE

ARE GONNA CALL IN OTHERS.

WE GOT TO GO!

Noah: HOW ARE WE GONNA GET

ANYWHERE WITHOUT A CAR?

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

Rex: WE'VE GOT A CHANCE IF WE

CAN GET ON THAT TRAIN.

Noah: IT'S PITCH DARK.

WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND THE

TRACKS BEFORE THAT TRAIN PASSES!

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, VERY FUNNY.

COME ON, GUY, QUIT JOKING

AROUND.

Noah: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

WELL, GIVEN THE SHALE AND

QUARTZ IN THIS SOIL, THE TRAIN

TRACKS HAVE TO BE DOWN THAT WAY.

I MEAN, THAT'S JUST OBVIOUS

STUFF TO ROCK LOVERS LIKE US, AM

I RIGHT?

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

OH! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

AN ENTIRE TRAIN CAR FILLED WITH

ICE CREAM...

AND THERE'S NO BLENDER!

Noah: SO CLOSE, AND YET NO

MILKSHAKE.

Rex: WELL, I'M STARVED.

LET'S EAT.

WE'RE ALL GONNA NEED OUR

STRENGTH.

CHERRY-BERRY CHUNKY NUT?

I'M ALLERGIC TO ICE CREAM.

Rex: HOW CAN YOU LOVE

MILKSHAKES AND BE ALLERGIC TO

ICE CREAM?

Noah: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO

HEAR HIM ANSWER THAT?

Rex: LOOK, I'M SORRY.

I KNOW IT'S BEEN A CRAZY DAY FOR

YOU.

I WOKE UP YESTERDAY THINKING I

WAS JUST A REGULAR ACCOUNTANT

WHO LOVED ROCKS...

ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT I'M

ACTUALLY THIS SUPER-IMPORTANT

GUY WHO EVERYONE'S AFTER BECAUSE

I GOT SOME KIND OF AMAZING

POWER!

Rex: LUCKY YOU.

[ THUD ]

[ BRAKES SQUEALING ]

MOVE! MOVE!

WE'RE CLOSE.

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT TO

HOLIDAY.

Dr. Holiday: REX, I CAN'T

STAY HERE.

WE'LL HAVE TO MEET SOMEWHERE

ELSE.

Rex: I SEE THE PERFECT PLACE.

Black Knight: Let's end this

game, Rex.

Rex: BLACK KNIGHT?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

THE BLACK KNIGHT WORKS AT

BOB'S BISCUIT BARN!

Black Knight: NOW THAT WE'VE

FOUND YOU, THERE'S NOWHERE TO

HIDE.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

IT SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THE

MOST ADVANCED SATELLITE SYSTEM

IN THE WORLD THIS LONG TO

PINPOINT THEM.

THE EXCUSES CAN WAIT.

RIGHT NOW, I WANT THIS WRAPPED

UP.

Noah: HOW DID BLACK KNIGHT

KNOW WHERE WE WERE?

Rex: I DON'T KNOW.

EVEN IF WE MAKE IT TO HOLIDAY,

IS BLACK KNIGHT JUST GONNA FIND

US?

Rex: I DON'T KNOW!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A

MILKSHAKE?!

Rex: I DON'T KNOW!

I'M IN A CAR. IT'S MOVING.

I'M GETTING QUEASY BACK HERE.

Rex: THEN GET OUT OF THE CAR!

AAH!

BE ADVISED-- PRIMARY TARGET

FEAKINS IS TO BE RECOVERED ALIVE

IF POSSIBLE.

Rex: YOU KNOW HOW I SAID WE'D

ALL GET THROUGH THIS, WITH OR

WITHOUT MY POWERS?

WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG.

THEY'RE AFTER FEAKINS.

THAT MEANS "NOAH" HAS A SHOT AT

MAKING A BREAK FOR IT AND

GETTING TO HOLIDAY.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M

SAYING?

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Let the breakaway go.

Stay on the primary target.

Rex: HUH.

GUESS THEY'RE NOT AFRAID OF ME

WITH YOU STANDING HERE.

WHICH IS...

AWESOME!

PULL UP!

Rex: MWAH!

MAN, HAVE I MISSED YOU!

Noah: GUESS I DON'T NEED THIS

ANYMORE.

Rex: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT

PLAN ACTUALLY WORKED.

FEAKINS STILL HAS TO MAKE IT TO

HOLIDAY.

OH, I'M NOT FEELING SO GOOD.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ CRASH ]

Rex: WHOA!

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

PRIMARY TARGET IS OUT OF THE

BOX.

GROUND UNITS, REROUTE TO

INTERCEPT.

WE WILL COVER.

Rex: THEY'RE GOING AFTER

FEAKINS!

COME ON!

Ground units are down.

Moving to pursue the primary

target.

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

STAY ON REX.

IF WE DON'T ENGAGE HIM, HE'LL

TEAR US APART.

Noah: WHOA!

Rex: SIT TIGHT.

Noah: UH, WHERE WOULD I GO?

Rex: MIND IF I BORROW THIS?

[ GRUNTS ]

Noah: REX!

Rex: [ GRUNTS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

Rex: OW!

HEY, WATCH IT!

I'M STILL A LITTLE RUSTY HERE!

THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH.

[ GRUNTS ]

AAH!

HANG ON TO ME!

Noah: AAH!

WHOA!

Dr. Holiday: WHERE'S FEAKINS?

[ BOTH PANTING ]

Rex: OH, COME ON!

THIS GUY IS KILLING ME!

Noah: MAYBE HE'S STILL

COMING.

Dr. Holiday: WE CAN'T WAIT.

PROVIDENCE FOLLOWED YOU HERE.

[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]

[ GUN COCKS ]

WHAT?

Rex: WE GOT HIM! LET'S GO!

Noah: IT'S TOO LATE.

[ BEEPING ]

Black Knight: WHERE IS MY

VISUAL?

They're just gone!

Rex: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Dr. Holiday: IT'S A PROTOTYPE

STEALTH DEVICE BUILT INTO THE

LAB.

THAT'S WHY I HAD TO GET YOU IN

HERE.

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU

OUT OF BLACK KNIGHT'S SIGHT.

Noah: SO THAT'S IT?

Dr. Holiday: THAT'S IT.

THE GOOD GUYS WON.

Rex: OH, HEY, BY THE WAY,

DOC, YOU'RE A BIG GEOLOGY BUFF,

AREN'T YOU?

SO, DID WE HOOK YOU UP WITH THE

PERFECT SAFE HOUSE OR WHAT?

YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

DRIVING WITHOUT A MILKSHAKE

AGAIN.

OH, IT'S GREAT, GUY.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE GAS.

Rex: WELL, I'M SURE WE CAN

KICK IN A LITTLE GAS MONEY, TOO.

[ FARTING ]

YEAH, THAT'S NOT WHAT I

MEANT.

Dr. Holiday: REX, WE CAN'T

STAY.

Rex: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

WAIT.

I JUST WANT TO SAY...

ITS NOT EASY BEING THROWN

TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN BE

A LITTLE, WELL...

DIFFICULT.

Rex: HEY...

YOU'RE NOT SO BAD.

ME?!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!

[ BEEPING ]

Black Knight: [ SIGHS ]

SINCE THE SEARCH FOR FEAKINS IS

GOING NOWHERE, WE HAVE NO CHOICE

BUT TO GET MUCH MORE

AGGRESSIVE...

WITH REX.