Original subtitles

[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

Rex: [ MOANS ]

[ MOANS ]

[ SHOUTS, GRUNTS ]

[ SOBBING ]

[ CRACK ]

Rex: HUH?

Noah: [ LAUGHS ]

WHOO! OH, YEAH!

Rex: NOAH?

Noah: GOTCHA!

Rex: THIS MEANS WAR.

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE

REVOLUTION ♪

♪ SO MAKE WAY

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

Noah: HEY, TANNER!

WHAT UP, CHRIS?

NOELLE, HOW'S IT GOING?

[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]

YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN

THAT, REX.

Rex: I'M GONNA GET YOU, NOAH.

THAT'S A PROMISE.

Noah: AREN'T YOU FORGETTING

SOMETHING?

Rex: AAH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

Noah: GOTCHA.

REX, I'M PRANK MASTER SUPREME.

SAVE YOURSELF SOME PAIN AND

ADMIT DEFEAT.

Rex: NEVER. I WILL GET YOU!

AAH!

[ BEEP ]

Rex: [ GASPS ]

OH, NO.

[ CREAKS ]

AAH! [ GRUNTS ]

"YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH

SMACK HANDS.

GOTCHA!"

UGH!

[ GROWLS ]

HOW DID HE EVEN GET IN HERE?

Bobo: [ BELCHES ]

Rex: HOW COULD YOU LET HIM IN

HERE?

YOU'RE CONSPIRING WITH THE

ENEMY.

Bobo: MM.

MEH, HE BRIBED ME.

AND I NEEDED A LAUGH.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET BACK

AT THE KID, YOU'LL NEED MY HELP.

Rex: HOW COULD I TRUST YOU

AFTER YOU BETRAYED ME TO NOAH

LIKE THIS?

FORGET IT.

Bobo: YOUR LOSS.

I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM SIX ASIAN

COUNTRIES FOR SOME OF THE PRANKS

I'VE PULLED.

IT'S A DELICATE ART, REQUIRING

SKILLS, DARING, AND A COLD,

UNFORGIVING HEART.

[ RUMBLING, ALARM RINGING ]

[ ALARM WAILING ]

YOU NEED MY HELP.

Rex: I GOT TO DO THIS ON MY

OWN.

[ SIGHS ]

LOOK, BOBO.

NOAH'S BETTER THAN ME AT JUST

ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Bobo: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A

MOTORCYCLE?

Rex: HE'S SMARTER THAN ME.

HE'S MORE POPULAR THAN ME.

YOU KNOW THAT I'VE NEVER MADE A

BASKET WHEN I'VE PLAYED HOOPS

AGAINST HIM?

Bobo: SO?

I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RUN

WITHOUT MY KNUCKLES DRAGGIN'.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

Rex: I JUST WANT TO BEAT HIM

AT SOMETHING!

IT WOULDN'T BE AS BAD IF HE

WASN'T SO SMUG ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Bobo: AND NOW HE'S STARTED A

PRANK WAR THAT YOU CAN'T WIN.

Rex: UM [CHUCKLES]

ACTUALLY...

[ LAUGHS ]

GOTCHA!

OH! [ GRUNTS ]

Noah: VERY FUNNY, BUT YOU

HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE

STARTED.

Bobo: HEH HEH.

DON'T YOU WATCH MOVIES?

ALL THOSE LITTLE BLOND KIDS ARE

EVIL.

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

[ GROWLS ]

Rex: WHOA! [ GRUNTS ]

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

Bobo: [ GROANS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ ROARS ]

Rex: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

PROVIDENCE WAS THINKING.

THIS EVO IS A THREAT.

Dr. Holiday: We're picking up

reports like this all over the

country.

They think they can just tame

them and set them free.

Rex: HAH!

HUH?

[ ROARS ]

Bobo: HEH.

MAYBE NOAH COULD DO A BETTER JOB

FIGHTING EVOS, TOO, HUH?

Noah: [ LAUGHS ]

Rex: AAAAH!

[ BIRDS SQUAWKING ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS

WHAT I DO BEST!

WHOA!

[ LAUGHTER ]

Noah: GOTCHA.

HOPE YOU LIKE MAPLE.

NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU THROW A

WATER BALLOON.

WE'RE EVEN.

Bobo: [ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S GOOD.

Rex: WE'RE SO NOT EVEN.

WE'RE SO NOT EVEN!

[ BEES BUZZING ]

OUCH!

Bobo: THAT'LL NEVER WORK.

Rex: IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO

WORK.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

[ CLANK ]

HUH?!

Bobo: WHY ARE YOU SO JUMPY?

NOAH CALLED A TRUCE.

Rex: WELL, I DIDN'T ACCEPT

IT.

AND I'M NOT JUMPY.

[ GASPS ] GET DOWN!

LOOK.

[ BELL DINGS ]

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, NOAH.

Bobo: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

OW.

Rex: ALMOST PERFECT.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO WORK!

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

OKAY. HOW DO I MAKE HIM PAY?

Bobo: OH, SURE.

NOW YOU COME TO ME.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF YOU CAN

HANDLE MY KIND OF PRANK.

WHERE I GO, IT'S NOT FOR THE

FAINT OF HEART.

Rex: NO, THAT'S PERFECT!

I'M PRACTICALLY BEGGING YOU!

Bobo: GIVE ME ONE GOOD

REASON.

WAAAH! [ SPUTTERS ]

Noah: [ LAUGHS ]

Bobo: [ GROANS ]

OKAY. I'M IN.

Bobo: PRANKING IS AN ART

FORM, BUT IT IS ALSO A SPORT.

LIKE ANY SPORT, LOTS OF PEOPLE

PLAY, BUT ONLY A FEW TRULY

MASTER IT.

I HAVE CREATED THE GREATEST

PRANKS IN THE HISTORY OF THE

WORLD-- THE CARPET BOMB, THE

FELINE FREAK-OUT, THE WHITE

HOUSE OUTHOUSE!

AND THIS WILL TOP THEM ALL!

Rex: FINALLY, NOAH'S GOING TO

FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ON THE

LOSING SIDE!

Bobo: RELAX, WOULD YA?

YOU GET TOO EXCITED, YOU'LL BLOW

IT FOR THE BOTH OF US!

Rex: WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING

FAST OR HE'S GONNA KEEP GETTING

ME.

Bobo: LET HIM.

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM IF YOU

HAVE TO.

THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE BIG

FINISH.

AND IT'S GONNA BE BIG.

WE MUST OBSERVE.

WATCH HIS EVERY MOVE.

THEN WE PICK THE RIGHT TIME TO

STRIKE.

GET GOING.

START SPYING ON HIM.

FIND OUT EVERY DETAIL YOU CAN.

IT'S P-DAY.

Rex: YEAH. PRANK DAY!

Bobo: NO, I GOTTA GO TO THE

LITTLE CHIMPS' ROOM.

Rex: UGH.

OH, HEY, NOAH!

I GOT TO WARN YOU, I'M FEELING

UNSTOPPABLE TODAY.

Noah: YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

UH, SORRY, BUT I CAN'T SHOOT

AROUND TODAY.

Rex: IS THIS A PRANK?

I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT.

Noah: WHAT? NO.

I JUST HAVE A DATE WITH CLAIRE

TONIGHT.

SORT OF CAME UP LAST MINUTE.

I'M SORRY.

Rex: REALLY?

I MEAN, UH, BUMMER.

HAVE A GOOD TIME ON YOUR DATE, I

GUESS.

Noah: OH, NO.

NO, NOT TONIGHT, REX.

CLAIRE IS OFF-LIMITS.

TEMPORARY TRUCE.

Rex: FINE.

BUT...THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M

LETTING YOU OFF EASY.

YOU CAN CALL IT OFF FOR TONIGHT,

BOBO.

NOAH'S GOT A DATE WITH CLAIRE.

Bobo: CALL IT OFF?

THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO

STRIKE!

WELL DONE, MY APPRENTICE.

Rex: I MADE A PROMISE.

Bobo: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT

WANTED TO DANCE WITH THE DEVIL,

KID.

NOW PUT ON YOUR BOOGIE SHOES AND

PREPARE TO BE AMAZED.

I DID A LITTLE DIGGING WHILE YOU

WERE GONE AND FOUND THIS-- THE

MOST HUMILIATING PICTURE OF NOAH

EVER TAKEN.

Rex: UM, I'M NOT SURE THIS

PICTURE IS EMBARRASSING.

Bobo: ARE YOU DOUBTING THE

KING?

Rex: UH-HUH.

Bobo: THIS IS A LIST OF BUSH

LEAGUE PRANKS YOU'RE GONNA PULL

ON NOAH BEFORE HIS DATE.

Rex: THESE MAKE EVEN MY GAGS

LOOK GOOD.

LITERALLY!

Bobo: THAT'S THE PLAN.

WE NEED TO LULL NOAH INTO A

FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.

WE'LL WIN THIS WAR.

IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE

MORE PAIN AND HUMILIATION ON

YOUR PART.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ WHIRRING STOPS ]

[ WATER RUNNING ]

[ WATER STOPS ]

Noah: [ WHISTLES ]

[ TOY SQUEAKS ]

REX, COME OUT.

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

Rex: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA

SAY, NOAH.

HERE, HAVE SOME GUM AS A PEACE

OFFERING.

Noah: LIKE I'D FALL FOR THAT.

SERIOUSLY, REX.

I NEED YOU TO GIVE IT A REST, AT

LEAST FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT MY DATE TO BE PERFECT.

Rex: I UNDERSTAND.

TONIGHT WILL BE PERFECT.

Bobo: [ GRUNTING ]

COME ON.

Rex: BOBO?

Bobo: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Rex: UH, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL

THE STUFF TO BUILD IT?

Bobo: HEY, TRADE SECRET.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYWAY.

IT'S THE SAUSAGE-MAKING PART

OF PRANKING.

Rex: BOBO...

Bobo: OKAY, FINE.

I TOOK SOME STUFF FROM THE LAB.

NO BIG DEAL.

[ TOOLS CLANK ]

NOW, HELP ME MOVE THIS.

IT'S TIME TO PUT THE PLAN INTO

ACTION.

Rex: BOBO, WHAT IS THE PLAN?

Bobo: NOAH AND CLAIRE WILL

ARRIVE AT THE RESTAURANT, ONLY

TO FIND IT CLOSED FOR

HEALTH-CODE VIOLATIONS.

Rex: BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS PLAN

"B"?

NOAH ALWAYS HAS A BACKUP PLAN.

Bobo: GOT IT COVERED.

THE ROADS AROUND TOWN ARE ALL

SUDDENLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

Rex: SO THEY'LL HAVE TO WALK.

BIG DEAL.

Bobo: IT IS A BIG DEAL.

THEY'LL BE WALKING RIGHT THROUGH

A GAUNTLET OF GIANT ELECTRONIC

BILLBOARDS.

Rex: AND IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

Bobo: OF COURSE IT WORKED.

I'M THE KING.

HELP ME WITH THESE CABLES.

Rex: NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME

WHAT THE REST OF THE PLAN IS.

Bobo: SEE THOSE SCREENS?

Rex: KIND OF HARD NOT TO.

Bobo: IMAGINE THIS...UP

THERE, IN FRONT OF HER.

Rex: THIS ISN'T GOING TO

WORK.

THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF THING

THAT BOTHERS NOAH, LIKE, AT ALL.

Bobo: JUST TRUST ME.

[ WHIRRING ]

ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS SIT

BACK AND WAIT.

THE MACHINE IS POWERING UP.

BUT WHEN IT'S READY...

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ BEEP ]

Rex: HEY, DOC.

Dr. Holiday: REX, HAVE YOU

SEEN BOBO?

I SAW HIM SNEAKING AROUND THE

LAB EARLIER, AND NOW I CAN'T

FIND SOME EQUIPMENT.

Rex: WHAT...KIND OF

EQUIPMENT?

Dr. Holiday: AMONG OTHER

THINGS, THE MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT

POD.

IT'S HOLDING SOME PRETTY RARE

RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL.

IF EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT IS

EXPOSED TO OXYGEN, IT COULD

IONIZE THE LOCAL ATMOSPHERE.

Rex: AND...THAT'S BAD?

Dr. Holiday: IT IS IF YOU'RE

PLANNING ON LIVING ANYWHERE NEAR

IT FOR THE NEXT 500 YEARS.

Rex: WELL, IF I SEE IT, I'LL

MAKE SURE YOU GET IT BACK.

[ BEEP ]

BOBO!

WHAT'S THAT CYLINDER?

IS IT THE MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT

POD?

Bobo: MAYBE.

Rex: SHUT DOWN THE MACHINE,

BOBO.

NOW.

Bobo: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

RELAX.

Rex: IT DIDN'T WORK!

ONCE IT LOSES POWER, THE

MATERIAL WILL CONTACT OXYGEN,

AND THEN...

Bobo: CATASTROPHE?

OH, BOY.

Rex: IT'S NOT WORKING.

MY NANITES CAN'T COMMUNICATE

WITH IT.

THE RADIATION MUST BE BLOCKING

THEM.

WE'VE...DESTROYED THE WORLD.

GREAT PRANK.

Bobo: WOULD YOU RELAX?

WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

Rex: REALLY? WHAT?

DUCK AND COVER?

THIS IS BAD.

I'M CALLING HOLIDAY.

Bobo: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HOLD UP THERE.

WE CALL HOLIDAY, BOTH OF US ARE

IN DEEP CHIMP CHIPS.

Rex: WELL, AT LEAST LET'S GET

THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE.

Bobo: WOULDN'T MAKE A

DIFFERENCE.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS DISCONNECT

THE BILLBOARDS.

THAT'LL STOP THE POWER DRAIN.

TRUST ME.

Rex: WELL, THAT COULD WORK,

IF I'M FAST ENOUGH.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

I WON'T CALL HOLIDAY YET, BUT WE

DO NEED SOME HELP.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING, CHEERING ]

Noah: HE THINKS I'VE NEVER

NOTICED, BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY

FUNNY.

I MEAN, HE NEVER MAKES A BASKET!

[ GASPS ]

Rex: HEY, NOAH. HI, CLAIRE.

Noah: DUDE! NOT COOL!

WE HAD A DEAL.

Rex: IT'S NOT A PRANK, NOAH.

WELL, AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE.

SEE, WE WERE GOING TO PRANK YOU,

BUT OUR MACHINE SORT OF

MALFUNCTIONED, AND IF WE DON'T

STOP IT, IT'S GOING TO DESTROY

THE CITY.

Noah: AND NOW YOU NEED MY

HELP.

WHAT KIND OF PRANK WOULD LEAD TO

THIS?

Rex: BOBO WANTED TO PUT AN

EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF YOU UP

ON ALL THESE BILLBOARDS.

NOW WE NEED TO GO AROUND AND

DISCONNECT ALL OF THEM.

Noah: WAIT.

WHAT PICTURE?

Noah: [ LAUGHS ]

YOU REALIZE CLAIRE TOOK THIS,

RIGHT?

Rex: I'M GOING TO KILL

THAT MONKEY.

I REALLY AM.

BUT LET'S SAVE THE WORLD FIRST.

ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE BETTER

THAN NOAH AT SOMETHING, AND YOU

HAD TO MAKE IT SO BIG IT WAS

BOUND TO FAIL.

Bobo: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO

BEGGED ME FOR HELP.

Rex: "PRACTICALLY" BEGGED.

AND NOW I NEED NOAH'S HELP WITH

THIS!

THANKS FOR MAKING HIM BETTER AT

SOMETHING ELSE, BOBO!

WHOA!

Bobo: ONE DOWN, ABOUT 50 TO

GO.

Rex: 50?!

Bobo: GO BIG OR GO HOME,

BABY.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ GRUNTING ]

Rex: ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT

IF YOU HADN'T INSISTED ON

PROVING THAT YOU WERE THE KING

OF PRANKS, NONE OF THIS WOULD

HAVE HAPPENED!

Bobo: WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED

IF YOU WEREN'T USELESS AT

PRANKING!

[ MACHINERY SPUTTERS ]

Rex: THAT'S IT.

I'M CALLING HOLIDAY!

HOLIDAY, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

BOBO STOLE THAT CONTAINMENT

CYLINDER AS PART OF A PRANK, AND

NOW WE CAN'T SHUT IT DOWN.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

Dr. Holiday: HUG YOUR MONKEY

AND SAY GOODBYE.

YOU'RE TOO LATE.

Rex: WE'RE TOO LATE.

Bobo: REX?

[ MACHINERY SPUTTERS ]

RUN.

Rex: WHOA! AAAH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

HUH?

IT DIDN'T--

IT'S NOT GOING TO...

Noah: [ LAUGHS ]

Rex: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Noah: I DID WHAT YOU SHOULD

HAVE DONE FROM THE START.

I CALLED HOLIDAY, AND SHE TOLD

ME HOW TO REWIRE YOUR DEVICE SO

THE BATTERY WOULDN'T FAIL.

THEN WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO

BROADCAST THE BILLBOARDS' IMAGES

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Bobo: WAH!

Rex: HUG MY MONKEY?

Dr. Holiday: NEVER TAKE

ANYTHING FROM MY LAB AGAIN.

NICE VIDEO, BY THE WAY.

GOTCHA.

Bobo: NOAH, YOU ARE INDEED

THE KING OF PRANKS.

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR SUPREME

DOMINANCE ABOVE ALL OTHERS.

I PALE IN COMPARISON.

I BOW BEFORE YOUR AWESOME MIGHT.

Noah: CLAIRE, WAIT!

WE CAN STILL GO TO DINNER!

Both: [ LAUGH ]

Rex: SO, I'M NOT THE GREATEST

PRANKSTER IN THE WORLD.

Bobo: THAT'S PUTTIN' IT

MILDLY.

Rex: BUT SO WHAT?

SOMEDAY I'LL BE BETTER THAN NOAH

AT SOMETHING.

Bobo: MAYBE.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

Rex: [ LAUGHS ]

OH, THE OLD EXPLODING-ORANGE

GAG!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT!

I GOT YOU!

WHO'S THE KING OF PRANKS NOW?

GOTCHA! GOTCHA! GOTCHA!

Bobo: IT'S ON.

Rex: NOW, BOBO, COME ON.

IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

GOT TO GO.

[ THUDDING ]